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Speaker 1: thank you. It's the thirty day Make Love Challenge because

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Speaker 1: Kicky thinks that I could. And you wouldn't believe the

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Speaker 1: love making theory, like, so, wait a minute, is it

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Speaker 1: Does one person have to be in love? Do both

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Speaker 1: people have to be in love? And then it was like,

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Speaker 1: so you told someone you love them, but you didn't

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Speaker 1: I did. Wow, I don't think I did, because people

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Speaker 1: have said it to me. I didn't say it back.

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Speaker 1: I've said it, people have said it back. I've said it.

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Speaker 1: People have not said it back. But in my mind,

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Speaker 1: it's just a different whole vibe in my mind, like

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Speaker 1: I don't think that's ever happened because it's always been

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Speaker 2: That only happens in the movie where everybody's on the

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Speaker 2: same page. But just please walk me through somebody saying

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Speaker 2: I love you and what did you you didn't say

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Speaker 3: What you do?

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Speaker 1: How do you?

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Speaker 3: How'd you get out of you?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, my heart just broke just thinking about it. I

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Speaker 1: don't know what I did. I don't know what I did.

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Speaker 1: It was it was in writing, thankfully it was the

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Speaker 1: first time. Was the time I never reciprocated it. Somebody

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Speaker 1: wrote it in a card, Oh okay, and gave me

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Speaker 1: the card and then sort of like, I don't And

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Speaker 1: then you know what's funny is I knew that. I

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Speaker 1: for like twenty years. I never I opened the card,

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Speaker 1: like two years ago. It was in my house, it

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Speaker 3: There's something with that that you didn't want to open

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Speaker 3: it because you knew it was in there, like this

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Speaker 1: But the thing is I knew that we were gonna

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Speaker 1: this is this is a famous story, and it is

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Speaker 1: in my house oh tell me. It was my freshman year.

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Speaker 1: I chased after this girl. She was a junior. I

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Speaker 1: I guess whatever you do in college. She had the car.

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Speaker 1: And I've been eating like you know, college people foods.

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Speaker 1: the point of the story was my mom was like,

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Speaker 1: you have to reciprocate that trip, like you. So this

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Speaker 1: that's the right thing to do. I'm like, Mom, she's great,

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Speaker 1: I'm like, but mom, I'm just starting to learn how

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Speaker 1: But my mom to this day is like, remember the

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Speaker 1: And he walks over to me. He looks at me,

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Speaker 1: he sticks his hand out, he shakes it, and he goes,

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Speaker 1: That was all he said to me. That was it,

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Speaker 1: This poor girl, that was it. I think she's married

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Speaker 3: Like do you have your parent do that?

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Speaker 1: She loved you. I was like twelve years old, daddy.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know what I was doing. I'm all right,

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Speaker 3: My seat that whole story. That's a great story story, hilarious.

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Speaker 1: You like that story?

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Speaker 3: No, yeah, I'm picturing it like I'm picturing you guys

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Speaker 1: You're good when you're a good storyteller. Like no, But

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Speaker 1: I honestly, I think it was maybe a year or

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Speaker 1: But it was one of those relationships I'm sure you've

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Speaker 2: You might need to call it back. You got twenty

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Speaker 2: days married, right, I think, so I don't matter, right.

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Speaker 1: Scared peky, But but I don't know that I've ever

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Speaker 1: never seen anything like it, steaks, cigars, whiskey. I don't

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Speaker 3: And in the card did she say I love you?

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Speaker 2: And you?

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Speaker 1: Finally she did not say it in the cards? She

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Speaker 3: That was a movie.

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Speaker 1: I was certain that she would and then she didn't,

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Speaker 1: And you avoided something for twenty years.

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Speaker 3: I just really want you this.

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Speaker 2: I didn't.

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Speaker 1: I didn't actually want to hurt this woman. The reality

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Speaker 1: it should have ended about a month before it did.

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Speaker 1: But but we had the trip coming up. We had

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Speaker 1: the trip that my mom.

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Speaker 3: You know, do you have to reciprocate in that way?

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Speaker 1: I don't think so, but she I don't know, I

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Speaker 1: don't know. Yeah, what the cards say my dad loves you.

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Speaker 1: It was wild though I can just remember being like,

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Speaker 3: Would have married her.

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Speaker 1: Boom boom boom boom boom. Just stuff. But I just

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Speaker 1: I just because Fred was on the pursuit. He's like,

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Speaker 1: just like, but that's not exactly it's not exactly true.

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Speaker 1: the first official girlfriend I had at age et same.

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Speaker 1: I mean I went to school with. I graduated with

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Speaker 2: So in that moment, I'm almost like I'm gonna crash.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, let the wind do his thing andrees it's

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Speaker 1: That's why I got somebody out right. I've got someone

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Speaker 1: That's what you do when when she tells you to

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Speaker 1: that's right. She gets your tickets and there aren't that

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Speaker 1: many left, right, Like I mean, I've been saying there

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Speaker 1: For real? Yeah, there's only a couple of blue dots left.

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Speaker 1: So basically, just buy what you can if you've been

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Speaker 1: know what's there? Is there, right, what's better? Yeah? So

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Speaker 1: that's it. They're not making more seats. No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: They're not gonna they're not going to expand the size

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Speaker 1: They can some more Nicki Minaj fans can attend to

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Speaker 1: get your tickets, win them from us or get them

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Speaker 1: the arena, it's already territory right next to ki. I'm

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Speaker 1: looking at our sheet for today, and uh, you know,

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Speaker 1: we write We have a sheet like a shared document

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Speaker 1: and we write ideas on there each day. And Pauline's

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Speaker 1: contribution today was I blog, I blot what is it

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Speaker 1: with like I can't I can't speak today, it's I'm

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Speaker 1: only a professional speaker. I bought a glue gun for

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Speaker 1: no reason, That's what she wrote. That was it that?

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Speaker 1: Were we supposed to take calls on then I'd love

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Speaker 1: to know, like, what what is that thing? Were you

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Speaker 1: anticipating we would do with that? Like everybody with a

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Speaker 1: glue gun? Call? Now? I thought, for like an hour

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Speaker 1: we could talk about gun? What kind of gun? How

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Speaker 1: half does yours? Yet? Have you ever burned yourself? With

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Speaker 1: it right, blue sticks or just gun the gun. It's

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Speaker 1: like both, but just explain to me why, Like what

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Speaker 1: was the thought process? So I'm on so d y

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Speaker 1: d I y d u y d y d I

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Speaker 1: y you what are you doing with the d U

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Speaker 1: I's making IDs with this glue gun over there?

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Speaker 2: I'm on d I Y I'm gonna say that correctly,

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Speaker 2: TikTok right now?

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Speaker 1: So I'm making Is there a d u I TikTok?

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Speaker 2: Guy?

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Speaker 1: Okay, so you're on d I y TikTok? Yeah? And

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Speaker 1: then what the whole story? So people are making crabs

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Speaker 1: and I'm not a crafty lady, Like I literally can't

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Speaker 1: glue things together. So I was like, well where do

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Speaker 1: I start? And I thought with a glue gun. So

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Speaker 1: I bought the glue gun. Step one. I could put

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Speaker 1: things together and be a diy lady. But we don't

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Speaker 1: know what we're gonna put together. Yeah, I have no

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Speaker 1: idea what I'm putting together. You know, you know what

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Speaker 1: you're gonna craft up yet? No, no, no, no, I'm

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Speaker 1: not that crafty you guys. I know this is like

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Speaker 1: a lot to take in, but I am not crafty.

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Speaker 1: You just have a cricket machine. I don't know what

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Speaker 1: the hell that is. I'm a little worried about Pauline

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Speaker 1: a glue gun. I think a lot can go wrong, right,

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Speaker 1: it's a little scary. Yeah, so maybe two things together

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Speaker 1: that shouldn't be glued. I know what I'm saying. I

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Speaker 1: don't know that I've ever bought like something like that

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Speaker 1: just for absolutely no purpose. What's I mean? You just

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Speaker 1: bought a glue gun because one had just in case

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Speaker 1: and just you never know you need it. I had

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Speaker 1: a coup pun. Yeah, I know. I'm really Sulby Shelley

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Speaker 1: over here. Did you write a check for her? But

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Speaker 1: yet you don't know what you're gonna glue? No? So

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Speaker 1: did I have ideas? You could? Like, tell me no

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Speaker 1: blue things together for you? You should make a corner

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Speaker 1: coopia for Thanksgiving? I don't know that is what I'll do.

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Speaker 1: It corns like that. It's like the horn thing. Well, paul,

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Speaker 1: look can bring you back. I'm not a pilgrim. You're

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Speaker 1: a pilgrim for no reason. It's the bread show, order

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Speaker 1: a fread show.

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Speaker 3: It's Kiki.

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Speaker 1: Honoring the court, Yeah, baby, the honorable judge. Kiki and

486
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Speaker 1: the sunglasses and the gavel have arrived. Take it away

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Speaker 1: with a run DMC shirt and a flannel robe. Yes,

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Speaker 1: don't forget the rand lips today. I can't. How could

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Speaker 1: I forget the red lips, in the red flannel, in

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Speaker 1: the red shoes. But okay, all right, red bottoms, you

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Speaker 1: red bottom? Maybe now you know needs to get on exactly.

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Speaker 2: Okay, all right, but let's get into the court room

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Speaker 2: the gable. We're gonna hit that. Okay, Now you will

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Speaker 2: to send a case? Hit me up on air, kikey

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Speaker 2: on the socials. Now, this says, hey, Kiki, my name

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Speaker 2: is Jamie. I love the show, and please tell Fred

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Speaker 2: I think he's hot. Okay, Fred, Jamie thinks you're hot.

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Speaker 2: I am an.

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Speaker 1: I am This might be one.

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Speaker 2: It says, I am an openly gay man, and I

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Speaker 2: consider myself.

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Speaker 1: You know what, just try that one baby that we'll discriminate.

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Speaker 1: Maybe I spend the problem the whole time.

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Speaker 3: That might be.

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Speaker 2: I consider myself lucky because I come from a very

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Speaker 2: loving and supporter family and every year we get together

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Speaker 2: to celebrate my birthday. Well, this year, my partner decided

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Speaker 2: to celebrate my birth they at a drag queen brunch.

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Speaker 2: I was so excited because even my dad and my

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Speaker 2: brother in law came along for the fun, and of course,

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Speaker 2: because they were the only two straight men at the brunch,

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Speaker 2: the drag queens made them the center of the show

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Speaker 2: and they loved every minute of it.

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Speaker 1: Everyone was buying them shots.

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Speaker 2: We took a lot of photos, a lot of videos,

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Speaker 2: and we had a great time. Now fast forward a

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Speaker 2: week later, I get a text from my sister asking

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Speaker 2: me to remove the photos and videos of my birthday

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Speaker 2: brunch from social media. I asked her why, and she said,

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Speaker 2: the photos of my brother in law and the drag

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Speaker 2: queens is circulating around at his job and he feels

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Speaker 2: like it's not a good look. She said I should

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Speaker 2: have asked her before sharing the photos on my social media.

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Speaker 1: I was so hurt in offended.

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Speaker 2: I did remove the photos, but I don't think I

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Speaker 2: will be able to look at my brother in law

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Speaker 2: the same moving forward. And since then, I've ignored all

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Speaker 2: of their messages in the family group chat and I

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Speaker 2: told my partner, I don't think we'll be going to

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Speaker 2: their house for Thanksgiving, so please tell me if I'm

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Speaker 2: wrong for feeling like this and deciding to break family

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Speaker 2: tradition by not spinning it at my sister's house.

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Speaker 1: Wow, The Frend's show is on. Good morning everybody. Oh man,

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Speaker 1: how you doing this Monday? No members thinks The Freend

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Speaker 1: shows on hike Klin. Hi, Hi Jason Brown, Hi, Rufy Hello,

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Speaker 1: Hi follow Hikky showby Shelley Intern Ben me not Benjamin.

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Speaker 1: We're glad you're here on the radio on the iHeart

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Speaker 1: app as well. Waiting at the phone's new Why does

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Speaker 1: somebody get ghosted? We'll get to it in a second.

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Speaker 1: You got to hear this one. This is this one

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Speaker 1: is like, this one is a real head scratcher, like

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Speaker 1: how does this happen? And then the way I just

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Speaker 1: see you here in a second, the entertainment report after that,

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Speaker 1: what are you working on me?

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Speaker 3: Davidson had to kick out a fan in one of

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Speaker 3: his shows, and he yelled, f you. I'll tell you

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Speaker 3: what they did you.

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Speaker 1: Only somehow I don't run the story completely. I'm not

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Speaker 1: gonna say you can't. I somehow got into it a

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Speaker 1: comedy show on without having to do what happened in

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Speaker 1: this story. I have no im Just walk right, bastard.

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Speaker 1: I have no idea