WEBVTT - Are Your Lights On? - 9.15.26

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<v Speaker 1>The nephew is here with today's prank phone call. Nephew,

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<v Speaker 1>what you got for us?

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<v Speaker 2>I got it coming, but first I got to ask

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<v Speaker 2>my uncle something. Did you have to wear that gown

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<v Speaker 2>that's open in the back? Did you have to wear that? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>there ain't no problem.

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<v Speaker 1>I had that.

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<v Speaker 3>I had a little one on, too. I couldn't close

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<v Speaker 3>it in the back, and I had to go pee

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<v Speaker 3>one time. I was just heading down the hallway best

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<v Speaker 3>I could, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>Me and Junior got these gowns at home. I'm just saying.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, had them little socks on them. And the

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<v Speaker 1>socks with the grip on the bottom?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah. Yeah, I like those.

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<v Speaker 3>They had some yellow ones, though. My hair was some flower.

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<v Speaker 3>I had some yellow ones on. Then my little gown

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<v Speaker 3>only had one string on one side, so I couldn't.

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<v Speaker 1>Tie it. Oh, you just flowing. It was just out there. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I wasn't flowing. I just looped it around, you know.

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<v Speaker 4>No!

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<v Speaker 3>You know how a cowboy pull his horse up to

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<v Speaker 3>the post and just wrap it on the post and

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<v Speaker 3>toss it in the saloon? I just wrapped it on

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<v Speaker 3>myself and went on down the hallway.

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<v Speaker 1>What were you going down the hall for? You had

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<v Speaker 1>a restroom in your room.

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<v Speaker 4>Where were you going?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but I had finished and I was under that

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<v Speaker 3>medication and I didn't know. I got up without asking

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<v Speaker 3>nobody and just headed up the hallway. You should have

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<v Speaker 3>seen them people trying to come get me.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, no.

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<v Speaker 3>Mr.

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<v Speaker 4>Harvey.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because of the visual.

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<v Speaker 4>Mr. Harvey. Mr.

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<v Speaker 1>Harvey. That guy ain't no joke, man. All right, I

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<v Speaker 1>got it for you. This right here is your lights.

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<v Speaker 1>Hold up, Tommy. Tommy. Black nurse said, Mr. Harvey, you

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<v Speaker 1>don't get your.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, you be on for black nurses.

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<v Speaker 1>That black nurse came in and got me and said, Mr.

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<v Speaker 2>Harvey.

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<v Speaker 1>Black nurses don't play. They do not. And we love

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<v Speaker 1>them all, don't we? Yes, we do.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen, a hospital is not a place where you're going

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<v Speaker 2>to get some rest.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not going to happen. It's not a hotel. Come on,

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<v Speaker 1>let's go, Mr.

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<v Speaker 4>Miles.

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<v Speaker 1>We got to walk today. Let's go. Or they're taking

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<v Speaker 1>your blood or they're doing something.

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<v Speaker 5>They're coming at 3 o'clock and want to get the blood.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, didn't I just give y'all some?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to get something else. All right. The prank

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<v Speaker 1>of the day.

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<v Speaker 2>Here it is.

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<v Speaker 1>Your lights are on. Your lights are on. Let's go,

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<v Speaker 1>Cat Dog.

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<v Speaker 5>Hello?

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<v Speaker 4>Hello. I'm trying to reach a.

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<v Speaker 5>Who's calling?

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<v Speaker 4>They call me Pepper. I live... I think I actually

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<v Speaker 4>live in an apartment behind you. I think my apartments

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<v Speaker 4>are up against each other. Are you in unit... Who

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<v Speaker 4>want to know? Actually, I want to know. I'm calling you.

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<v Speaker 4>I got a little bit of a problem. I actually

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<v Speaker 4>live in... Uh, which is the apartment that, that's, uh,

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<v Speaker 4>our apartments are back to back with each other. And,

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<v Speaker 4>and I don't mean no harm, man, but you, you

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<v Speaker 4>are right.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>And here's, here's what's going on. It took me a

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<v Speaker 4>long time to figure this out, but when you come

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<v Speaker 4>home in the evening and you turn your lights on,

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<v Speaker 4>my oven and stove come on. And I'm talking about

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<v Speaker 4>every aisle on my stove is on and burning hot.

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<v Speaker 5>How do you know that's because when I turn my

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<v Speaker 5>lights on?

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<v Speaker 4>I just, I mean, I done figured it out. It

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<v Speaker 4>just seemed like every time, I mean, I hear you

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<v Speaker 4>when you close your door, and every evening I'm like,

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<v Speaker 4>why is my oven and my stove coming on? And

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<v Speaker 4>I'm talking about my whole kitchen just 100 degrees in

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<v Speaker 4>there behind the stove being on like that.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, did you call maintenance?

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<v Speaker 4>From my understanding, I'm on the list, and they're not

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<v Speaker 4>going to get to me for a couple days now.

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<v Speaker 4>So I'm asking you, Ms. * * * * * *,

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<v Speaker 4>if you don't mind, to not have your lights on

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<v Speaker 4>until they come get this fix.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, so you're asking me not to turn on my

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<v Speaker 5>lights for three or four days and, you know, to

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<v Speaker 5>sit in the dark.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I'm just saying, it's only going to be for

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<v Speaker 4>a couple days. I know it's a little bit of

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<v Speaker 4>an inconvenience, but, I mean, I can't be over here

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<v Speaker 4>in the house, you know, about to burn down.

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<v Speaker 5>Are you listening to what you're saying? You're asking me

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<v Speaker 5>to sit in the dark. You know, I got a baby.

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<v Speaker 5>I can't sit in the dark.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay. I mean, do y'all have any cabs or something

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<v Speaker 4>y'all can work with or something like that?

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<v Speaker 5>I have to give my baby food, milk. I mean, really,

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<v Speaker 5>you want me to sit in the dark and you

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<v Speaker 5>don't want me to turn anything on? You know, I

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<v Speaker 5>got to feed my baby.

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<v Speaker 4>I understand. And much respect to you and your child.

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<v Speaker 4>Much respect. But what I'm trying to explain to you is,

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, we have to look at the big hazard here.

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<v Speaker 4>The bigger hazard is that I'm over here with fire on.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, first of all, where are you getting this we from?

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<v Speaker 5>How am I involved in your situation? I have nothing

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<v Speaker 5>to do with what's going on in your house.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, but I still, I don't have anything to do

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<v Speaker 4>with that.

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<v Speaker 5>You know, you need to call management or maintenance or whatever,

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<v Speaker 5>but I don't have anything to do with that. And

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<v Speaker 5>I want to know, how do you know when I

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<v Speaker 5>get home and turn on my lights? I mean, like,

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<v Speaker 5>are you looking in my window or something? Are you

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<v Speaker 5>a peeping Tom? Do I need to call 911? You

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<v Speaker 5>don't need to.

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<v Speaker 4>Call nobody on me. Now, what we need to do

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<v Speaker 4>is get somebody over here and fix this oven and

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<v Speaker 4>this stove. That's what we got to get done. But

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<v Speaker 4>until then, right now, you can't turn them lights on.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, I'm turning on my lights. I mean, I know

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<v Speaker 5>you ain't trying to regulate what I do in my house.

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<v Speaker 4>Listen, I'm going to tell you just like this here.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm going to need you to keep them lights off

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<v Speaker 4>until maintenance get over here in two days. Now, if

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<v Speaker 4>I see this stove come on and all these eyes

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<v Speaker 4>on this stove come on, then I'm going to come

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<v Speaker 4>back over there and we're going to have to rectify

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<v Speaker 4>the problem. But I cannot have this coming on.

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<v Speaker 5>So you threatening me now?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not. No, I'm not. No, I am not. I'm

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<v Speaker 4>telling you not to turn the lights off. That's what

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<v Speaker 4>I'm asking you to do.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, I can't sit in the dark, and I'm going

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<v Speaker 5>to turn on my light. So, you know, you're going

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<v Speaker 5>to have to deal with it.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I'm not going to deal with it. You're going

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<v Speaker 4>to have to actually turn the lights off. Now, I understand.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you have somewhere you can go stay? Oh, me?

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<v Speaker 5>Do you have somewhere you can go stay? I'm not

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<v Speaker 5>leaving my house. I don't have a problem. You're the

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<v Speaker 5>one with the problem.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not going to leave here, and then you turn

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<v Speaker 4>it on, and.

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<v Speaker 5>Then I'm on my own. And if you come over

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<v Speaker 5>here and knock on my door, you think you see

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<v Speaker 5>fire in your stove. You're going to see some fire.

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<v Speaker 5>I can show you some fire.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, listen. I'm trying to work with you as calmly

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<v Speaker 4>as I can, okay?

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<v Speaker 5>You're not trying to work with me calmly.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay.

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<v Speaker 5>The only thing you're doing right now is you're trying

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<v Speaker 5>to tell me what to do and run my household.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay. If you're not going to work with me, then

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<v Speaker 4>this is what I'm going to do. Because I already

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<v Speaker 4>found out where the breaker is. I'll just go and

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<v Speaker 4>just turn all the power off. So you don't have

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<v Speaker 4>your power on at all.

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<v Speaker 5>Wait a minute.

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<v Speaker 1>What the?

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<v Speaker 5>No, you can't turn my break up. Are you crazy?

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<v Speaker 4>I got to do what I got to do. I

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<v Speaker 4>can't start no fire right now.

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<v Speaker 5>You get my phone number anyway. I mean, how you

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<v Speaker 5>know my name, my number, all that? You know what?

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<v Speaker 5>My father come home and he going to put the

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<v Speaker 5>foot up your. I don't care if he put your

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<v Speaker 5>in the. And we set your ass on fire. What

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<v Speaker 5>the f * * * are you talking about? You're

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<v Speaker 5>going to turn the breaker off.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't give a f * * *. You already

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<v Speaker 4>got a problem. So I'm just going to add fuel

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<v Speaker 4>to the fire. You call me. And again, I want

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<v Speaker 4>to know how you got my f * * *. Look,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not going to sit here and go on this

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<v Speaker 4>little small talk. The problem is that we got a

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<v Speaker 4>problem with your switch. When you turn it on, my

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<v Speaker 4>oven comes on and all the house on the stove

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<v Speaker 4>comes off.

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<v Speaker 5>You got a problem, and it's about to be a

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<v Speaker 5>bigger problem when my man come over there and put

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<v Speaker 5>a foot up your ass. I don't know who the

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<v Speaker 5>fuck you think you're fucking with, bitch. But it's about

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<v Speaker 5>to be on. I don't know how you got my number,

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<v Speaker 5>but you called the wrong today.

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<v Speaker 4>OK, fine. I got one thing else I need to

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<v Speaker 4>say to you.

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<v Speaker 5>You got to say because I'm tired of listening to you.

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<v Speaker 4>Are you listening?

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<v Speaker 5>You ain't said I want to hear today. You calling

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<v Speaker 5>me with all this.

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<v Speaker 4>It is. This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey

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<v Speaker 4>morning show. You just got pranked by your husband. Are you?

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<v Speaker 5>Wait a minute.

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<v Speaker 4>Hold up.

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<v Speaker 3>This is who?

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<v Speaker 4>This is Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 4>Your husband got me to prank phone call you.

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<v Speaker 5>Are you serious? Is this for real? I don't believe this.

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<v Speaker 5>I can't believe this. You all right? I know. I

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<v Speaker 5>wasn't ready to put a foot up in somebody's... I

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<v Speaker 5>don't believe I just got pumped like this.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, I got to ask you one more thing. What

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<v Speaker 4>is the baddest, I'm talking about the baddest radio show

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<v Speaker 4>in the land?

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<v Speaker 5>The Steve Harvey Morning Show. You got it.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the prank of the day, Mr. Take it away.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, nephew. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.