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Speaker 1: most disturbing Halloween story you'll ever hear in your entire life. Well,

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Speaker 1: I wanta tell you that in just a second, Halloween

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Speaker 1: got canceled in one neighborhood in Michigan. I'll tell you why. Also,

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Speaker 1: it is time for Ridiculous Internet Questions, where we ask

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Speaker 1: I'm Stincdinkler, and we're about to ask you the ridiculous

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Speaker 1: Eight eight eight three four three one oh six one.

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Speaker 1: And the question today is what is the worst pain

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Speaker 1: Call us eight eight eight three four three one oh

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Speaker 1: I'm Stincdinkler and a neighborhood in Michigan had to cancel Halloween.

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Speaker 1: Why they had to cancel it? No trick or treating

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Speaker 1: and how many roaches that were talking? Maybe? Currently, what

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Speaker 1: happened is they discovered a roach problem in an abandoned

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Speaker 1: Let's cleanse ourselves so that story and get some fun

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Speaker 1: questions about pain, shall we? What's the worst pain in

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Speaker 1: what is the worst pain in the world. The worst

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Speaker 1: worst pain in the world? Alex, The worst thing that

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Speaker 1: It's another Jubil phone frame day mornings. That's twenties. You're late. Um,

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Speaker 1: I'm just joking around, Nelson. Hey, how you doing, Todd

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Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, Nelson, Just like I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Is there are there instruments the restaurant? I

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Speaker 1: My name is Todd Sparks. I'm gonna give you a

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Speaker 1: And that's what I do. Yes, I am a motivational speaker.

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Speaker 1: And you said what day? What day should reason you

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Speaker 1: right under your nose. I don't understand what you're talking about,

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Speaker 1: I've written three books and I a freaking restaroom right now, right,

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Speaker 1: We're gonna You're going to come into your food. When

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Speaker 1: a huge fire, and it's gonna be known as wildfire. Nelson. Look,

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Speaker 1: clearly you're a a good motivational speaker. If you also

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Speaker 1: one's read a book, I'm okay, I've never heard of you.

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Speaker 1: The book didn't sell very well, actually none of them. Yeah, exactly.

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Speaker 1: I'll get another job. Okay. I needed to shop the

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Speaker 1: Because this is actually Jewil from The Jewil Show doing

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Speaker 1: a phone prank on you and your girlfriend. Sarah set

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Speaker 1: today for War of the Roses to catch a cheater.

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Speaker 1: And she's been with her boyfriend Jose for a year

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Speaker 1: Why do you think Jose might be messing around. Um, well,

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Speaker 1: basically it comes down to leftovers, which sounds kind of crazy,

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Speaker 1: to you or to somebody else Marcella, hopefully not this

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Speaker 1: If missed the first part. Angie and Jose don't live

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Speaker 1: even notice that. And he just said that he'd fallen asleep.

422
00:21:15,280 --> 00:21:17,800
Speaker 1: So obviously Angie thinks that something is going on. It

423
00:21:17,840 --> 00:21:19,320
Speaker 1: looks like maybe he went on a date. We're about

424
00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:20,480
Speaker 1: to call him from the grocery store that he's a

425
00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:22,600
Speaker 1: rewards card remember at and say that every single month

426
00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:25,080
Speaker 1: we choose one rewards card remember at random who wins

427
00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:27,920
Speaker 1: free floral delivery, flower delivery from our floral department. However

428
00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:29,200
Speaker 1: you want to say it, and we'll see if he

429
00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:32,119
Speaker 1: sends those flowers to his girlfriend, Angie or to somebody else,

430
00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:35,640
Speaker 1: maybe even this Marisella person. All right, Angie, are you ready?

431
00:21:36,119 --> 00:21:50,879
Speaker 1: I'm as ready as I'm gonna be here we go. Hello?

432
00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:56,560
Speaker 1: Is this Jo? Yes, Jose, My name is Jordan, and

433
00:21:56,600 --> 00:22:00,399
Speaker 1: I'm calling from in your rewards our rewards cardmember with us,

434
00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:02,960
Speaker 1: and I am calling to say congratulations you're this month's winner.

435
00:22:04,440 --> 00:22:10,720
Speaker 1: What what I'm sorry, I won something. You did. You're

436
00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:15,680
Speaker 1: this month lucky winner. Congratulations? What did I win? You

437
00:22:16,119 --> 00:22:22,600
Speaker 1: got the flowers? I gets. I don't understand. I won flowers.

438
00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:26,120
Speaker 1: Every single month, we choose one Rewards Card member, totally random,

439
00:22:26,160 --> 00:22:27,760
Speaker 1: and we call them up and we say thank you

440
00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:30,159
Speaker 1: for shopping by giving them free flower delivery from our

441
00:22:30,160 --> 00:22:33,600
Speaker 1: Florida department. You, sir, have won thirty six long stem

442
00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:36,000
Speaker 1: red roses that you can send anywhere in the United

443
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:41,960
Speaker 1: States absolutely free on us. Congratulations. Okay, all right, that's great.

444
00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:44,440
Speaker 1: I appreciate that. But I am I am at work,

445
00:22:44,520 --> 00:22:47,199
Speaker 1: so I gotta I gotta do this quick. What what

446
00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:50,560
Speaker 1: do you guys need for me to do that? I

447
00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:52,520
Speaker 1: just would need to get the information of where you

448
00:22:52,520 --> 00:22:53,880
Speaker 1: want them send and what you would want to put

449
00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:55,920
Speaker 1: on a card. Now, if you don't know the person's information,

450
00:22:55,920 --> 00:22:57,359
Speaker 1: I can call you back so you have time to

451
00:22:57,400 --> 00:23:02,800
Speaker 1: think about it. Other than that, that's it. I need

452
00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:09,560
Speaker 1: the flowers to go to Marcella. Um, but I do

453
00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:12,760
Speaker 1: if I could put something on the card correct, Yes,

454
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:15,119
Speaker 1: you can. Let me make sure I got that name correct,

455
00:23:15,320 --> 00:23:21,000
Speaker 1: Mars marie Sella Marcella or Mariella mari Sella. All right, great,

456
00:23:21,560 --> 00:23:24,520
Speaker 1: but on the card, um, could you could you please

457
00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:29,680
Speaker 1: put on the card? Please give these to Sophie. Please

458
00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:33,480
Speaker 1: give these to Sophie as long as she knows who

459
00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:35,840
Speaker 1: to give them too, that's you know, and she'll understand,

460
00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:39,240
Speaker 1: she'll know who it is. Who is Marcella and who

461
00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:44,800
Speaker 1: is Sophie. What is happening? Hello, O day, Yeah, hey

462
00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:47,240
Speaker 1: Jose that's your girlfriend Angie. She's actually on the phone.

463
00:23:47,240 --> 00:23:49,040
Speaker 1: This is actually the Jewel Show. It's a radio show.

464
00:23:49,080 --> 00:23:51,280
Speaker 1: My name's Jewel, Mine's Alex. And we do a segment

465
00:23:51,359 --> 00:23:53,520
Speaker 1: where we try to catch cheeters by sending flowers. And

466
00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:55,200
Speaker 1: Angie thought you might be cheating on her because of

467
00:23:55,320 --> 00:23:56,719
Speaker 1: the leftovers you had the other day with the name

468
00:23:56,760 --> 00:23:58,720
Speaker 1: Marcella on it and you just sent flowers. I'll just

469
00:23:58,800 --> 00:24:01,639
Speaker 1: let you take it away, Angie. But like agree, cheating

470
00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:04,000
Speaker 1: on me with two people now where there's there's a

471
00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:07,720
Speaker 1: whole another woman. What is happening, honey, I'm not cheating

472
00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:10,199
Speaker 1: on you at all. I'm not cheating on you. Are

473
00:24:11,320 --> 00:24:15,000
Speaker 1: we on the radio? Yes? Yeah, yes, And you've just

474
00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:19,280
Speaker 1: decided to get flowers to another woman that isn't me. Okay,

475
00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:24,400
Speaker 1: I'm not sure, but I'm i can't look. I can't

476
00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:27,080
Speaker 1: believe we're doing this on the road, literally at dinner

477
00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:29,560
Speaker 1: with someone else, and now you're sending her flowers? Like

478
00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:34,040
Speaker 1: what am I supposed to being? I'm not cheating on you, okay?

479
00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:39,280
Speaker 1: Or who are these women? I mean? I promise, I'm

480
00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:42,240
Speaker 1: I promise, I'm not cheating on you. I'm not. I

481
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:47,719
Speaker 1: So what is happening? What is happening? I have been

482
00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:52,680
Speaker 1: trying to find a good way to tell you this.

483
00:24:53,119 --> 00:24:55,600
Speaker 1: I don't I don't know how to tell you this.

484
00:24:55,720 --> 00:24:57,680
Speaker 1: I don't want to lose you. I'm not cheating on you,

485
00:24:58,119 --> 00:25:00,920
Speaker 1: but I don't this is I'm afraid that this is

486
00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:04,880
Speaker 1: something that might break us up. I assure you, I'm

487
00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:10,040
Speaker 1: not cheating on you. Now you're breaking me out. Yes,

488
00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:14,520
Speaker 1: I did. Used to date Marcella a few years ago,

489
00:25:15,760 --> 00:25:20,119
Speaker 1: and and we eat up the other night and basically, honey,

490
00:25:20,240 --> 00:25:23,080
Speaker 1: she told me that I have a three year old

491
00:25:23,160 --> 00:25:26,920
Speaker 1: daughter with her and I did not know this Sophie

492
00:25:27,040 --> 00:25:30,959
Speaker 1: is my daughter? What? And I just don't know how

493
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:37,640
Speaker 1: to tell you. Holyh I know, honey. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

494
00:25:37,720 --> 00:25:39,600
Speaker 1: I didn't want to I certainly didn't want to do

495
00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:41,280
Speaker 1: that this way. I don't want you to think I'm

496
00:25:41,320 --> 00:25:43,199
Speaker 1: cheating on you. I'm not. I just don't know how

497
00:25:43,240 --> 00:25:46,120
Speaker 1: to tell you. I have a three year old daughter.

498
00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:48,760
Speaker 1: I'm trying to process that I have a three year

499
00:25:48,760 --> 00:25:50,359
Speaker 1: old daughter, and I just don't know how to tell you.

500
00:25:50,760 --> 00:25:53,320
Speaker 1: Trust me, Honey, I don't want to be with Marcella.

501
00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:56,359
Speaker 1: She does not want to be with me. I'm still

502
00:25:56,720 --> 00:25:59,480
Speaker 1: trying to wrap my head around why she had waited

503
00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:03,560
Speaker 1: three years to tell me. Um, But I know I

504
00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:05,520
Speaker 1: want to want to be a good father. But I

505
00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:07,520
Speaker 1: don't want to lose you. I don't want to I

506
00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:09,920
Speaker 1: want to be with you. I want to continue to

507
00:26:10,040 --> 00:26:12,199
Speaker 1: have a life with you. I just don't know how

508
00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:15,600
Speaker 1: to tell you. It's gonna um involve my my, my

509
00:26:15,720 --> 00:26:22,840
Speaker 1: beautiful little girl. WHOA, that's a lot. That is a lot. Um.

510
00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:28,919
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess yeay, You're not cheating on me. Um.

511
00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:32,960
Speaker 1: I'm never cheat on you, honey, I never, I will

512
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:35,720
Speaker 1: never cheat on you. I just I need some time.

513
00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:37,359
Speaker 1: I just needed some time to figure out how to

514
00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:40,280
Speaker 1: tell you this. I'm still trying to absorb this. I'm

515
00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:42,440
Speaker 1: sorry that it came to this. I'm sorry that you

516
00:26:42,520 --> 00:26:45,560
Speaker 1: thought I was cheating. I'm not I never will. Well,

517
00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:48,840
Speaker 1: we'll figure it out, babe. I mean, this is crazy,

518
00:26:49,080 --> 00:26:52,080
Speaker 1: but yeah, we'll figure it out. I love you. You

519
00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:54,320
Speaker 1: just found out that you have a daughter by meeting

520
00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:56,240
Speaker 1: up with your ex, and that is that why the

521
00:26:56,320 --> 00:26:58,320
Speaker 1: food left over? Or that that's why I thought you

522
00:26:58,359 --> 00:26:59,920
Speaker 1: were cheating? Yeah, I mean, like, why was she there?

523
00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:04,080
Speaker 1: She she was never. She was never at my house.

524
00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:07,400
Speaker 1: She called me. We met at a place to eat

525
00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:10,159
Speaker 1: and neither of us said a lot of eating with

526
00:27:10,359 --> 00:27:12,720
Speaker 1: all of the talking that was going on, and she

527
00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:15,200
Speaker 1: didn't want the leftovers, and I just took it home.

528
00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:18,320
Speaker 1: I took it home with me. But she was never

529
00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:20,240
Speaker 1: even at my house. She was never at the house.

530
00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:23,040
Speaker 1: See now I know he's telling the truth because this

531
00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:30,080
Speaker 1: man never turns down for you to Well. Congratulations Angie.

532
00:27:30,359 --> 00:27:33,639
Speaker 1: Jose sounds like he's legit and doesn't sound like he

533
00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:36,200
Speaker 1: would cheat on you. Also sounds like he's out a

534
00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:39,560
Speaker 1: lot to try to figure out. Jose, congratulations on hopefully.

535
00:27:39,760 --> 00:27:42,320
Speaker 1: Thank you, you know, getting acquainted with your new daughter.

536
00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:45,679
Speaker 1: And also Angie seems to be supportive. And we'll let

537
00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:47,760
Speaker 1: you guys go and figure you know, figure out you guys.

538
00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:51,399
Speaker 1: License you guys, Thank you guys. Just wasn't quite how

539
00:27:51,440 --> 00:27:55,440
Speaker 1: I wanted to tell her, but I guess it's yeah,

540
00:27:56,600 --> 00:27:58,720
Speaker 1: keep us and check in with us a little a

541
00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:01,879
Speaker 1: little while, let us know how it goes. Okay, okay,

542
00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:06,919
Speaker 1: thank you guys. The Jewels Show on demand jewils dirty

543
00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:16,119
Speaker 1: little Secret? Oh well, hey, what's up? This is The

544
00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:17,960
Speaker 1: Jewels Show. And you texted in at four one six

545
00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:19,400
Speaker 1: one do you have a dirty little secret? So we're

546
00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:21,159
Speaker 1: calling you to ask what your dirty little secret is.

547
00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:22,679
Speaker 1: Don't say your name because you've got to be anonymous,

548
00:28:22,680 --> 00:28:26,480
Speaker 1: remember that. So oh, no way, I can't believe I

549
00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:32,120
Speaker 1: actually got take This is great. I can't believe it either. Okay, Um, yeah,

550
00:28:32,359 --> 00:28:37,440
Speaker 1: I actually, uh, I have an awesome secret. So last

551
00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:41,440
Speaker 1: year I actually went to the super Bowl, believe it

552
00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:45,480
Speaker 1: or not, and um yeah. But the thing was, I

553
00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:49,480
Speaker 1: didn't ever take it. My whole thing was I was

554
00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:53,360
Speaker 1: gonna do whatever it took to sneak in to the

555
00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:55,920
Speaker 1: super Bowl. And I know, you know, obviously it's like

556
00:28:56,040 --> 00:28:58,400
Speaker 1: state of the art facilities, it's the new stadium, you know.

557
00:28:58,600 --> 00:29:02,400
Speaker 1: But I was, I was deadicated, And what I did was,

558
00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:06,040
Speaker 1: you know, first off, I just showed up at the tailgates.

559
00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:09,560
Speaker 1: You know, everyone has like their their mobile home set up,

560
00:29:09,680 --> 00:29:11,640
Speaker 1: you know, all the tables and the food and the

561
00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:14,320
Speaker 1: drinks and all that, and um, it was kind of

562
00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:18,800
Speaker 1: like wedding crashers, but the Super Bowl version. I'm in there,

563
00:29:19,120 --> 00:29:23,440
Speaker 1: you know, hamming it up with old ladies, grandmas, grandpas,

564
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:27,240
Speaker 1: and you know, we're just we're just having an awesome time,

565
00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:31,680
Speaker 1: you know, just tailgating, having having a blast. And obviously,

566
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:34,600
Speaker 1: you know, coming close to the game, you know, the

567
00:29:34,680 --> 00:29:37,160
Speaker 1: tailgates start to close up, and I'm like, okay, you know,

568
00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:40,480
Speaker 1: I've made friends with this family. The nana loves me.

569
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:45,320
Speaker 1: So I went ahead and I stuck a little air

570
00:29:45,440 --> 00:29:49,320
Speaker 1: tag in her bag. And basically what I planned to

571
00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:51,880
Speaker 1: do was I let them go in, go ahead of me,

572
00:29:52,080 --> 00:29:54,240
Speaker 1: and they got through the gates, got through the security

573
00:29:54,280 --> 00:29:57,720
Speaker 1: because obviously they have tickets. And by the time I

574
00:29:57,920 --> 00:30:02,120
Speaker 1: got up to the gate, I just told the guy, hey, look, um,

575
00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:07,760
Speaker 1: my friend has my tickets. And you know I can't

576
00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:09,600
Speaker 1: I can't get a hold of them. The cell service

577
00:30:09,760 --> 00:30:11,760
Speaker 1: is awful because you know, whenever you have millions of

578
00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:14,720
Speaker 1: people in one location, that shuts down. So you know,

579
00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:16,640
Speaker 1: I can't get a hold of them. But here I

580
00:30:16,800 --> 00:30:20,000
Speaker 1: have his location on my phone. He's already in there.

581
00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:23,280
Speaker 1: If I could just go go in and grab him,

582
00:30:23,320 --> 00:30:25,240
Speaker 1: I could grab the ticket and get it for you guys.

583
00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:28,000
Speaker 1: And I actually I couldn't believe it, but they let

584
00:30:28,080 --> 00:30:33,760
Speaker 1: me in. I don't know, maybe it was it was

585
00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:36,640
Speaker 1: my lucky day. They had, you know, someone new, maybe

586
00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:42,160
Speaker 1: working the security, but new or just hired. Yeah, yeah, exactly,

587
00:30:43,320 --> 00:30:45,000
Speaker 1: you know I got I got a nice smile. Maybe

588
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:47,600
Speaker 1: it said who knows, but yeah, they let me through.

589
00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:50,200
Speaker 1: And you know, I didn't have a seed, but who

590
00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:54,400
Speaker 1: needs a seeding? Probably one of the hardest events ever

591
00:30:54,480 --> 00:30:58,120
Speaker 1: to get into in the world. Literally, Yeah, yeah it was.

592
00:30:58,320 --> 00:31:01,440
Speaker 1: It was amazing, great game. And I mean you guys

593
00:31:01,520 --> 00:31:04,000
Speaker 1: remember the halftime show that was out of control? It

594
00:31:04,160 --> 00:31:06,240
Speaker 1: was late. Yeah, yeah, I'm not impressing of your story.

595
00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:07,840
Speaker 1: So you didn't get on the stage to perform in

596
00:31:07,880 --> 00:31:12,640
Speaker 1: the halftime show? How to be Mores? Yeah, planning on

597
00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:15,360
Speaker 1: doing it again this year. So you know, if you

598
00:31:15,400 --> 00:31:17,760
Speaker 1: guys have a nice costume you want me to wear

599
00:31:17,880 --> 00:31:24,160
Speaker 1: is a streak across the field. Definitely thanks for calling

600
00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:26,680
Speaker 1: with your dirty little secret. Yeah, thank you, guys, appreciate you.

601
00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:29,960
Speaker 1: I'm a good one. The Jewel Show on Demand. You

602
00:31:30,080 --> 00:31:32,080
Speaker 1: know how it is. It's a Tuesday, it's the day

603
00:31:32,120 --> 00:31:35,520
Speaker 1: after Halloween, and nobody wants to be going to work

604
00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:37,760
Speaker 1: right now or getting up or doing anything. It's the

605
00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:39,479
Speaker 1: Jewel Show. And I don't want to sound like one

606
00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:44,240
Speaker 1: of those annoying spin instructors, but hey, everybody, it's time

607
00:31:44,280 --> 00:31:47,280
Speaker 1: to get up and motivate. And who's ready to pop?

608
00:31:47,520 --> 00:31:49,760
Speaker 1: My name is Zender and I'm your spin instructor, and

609
00:31:49,880 --> 00:31:52,640
Speaker 1: I'm so excited. I'm ready to pop. Steve over there

610
00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:54,360
Speaker 1: in the back, are you ready to pop? We're all

611
00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:57,920
Speaker 1: gonna pop together. Yeah. You know what, It's just weakness

612
00:31:58,040 --> 00:32:00,320
Speaker 1: leaving the body, and today we're gonna do I think

613
00:32:00,360 --> 00:32:04,040
Speaker 1: bud Hill, So let's push push push. Swas just weakness

614
00:32:04,160 --> 00:32:07,000
Speaker 1: leaving the booty hall push hush, I s thinking of

615
00:32:07,040 --> 00:32:09,320
Speaker 1: sore boody hells. Make sure to try my new booty

616
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Speaker 1: cream after today's class, Xander's Booty Butter. It's so good

617
00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:17,040
Speaker 1: it will make spin and fill like sentence, especially the

618
00:32:17,120 --> 00:32:19,680
Speaker 1: day after Halloween. It's the Jewble Show. And if you're

619
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Speaker 1: having trouble getting motivated, don't worry, Xander's not going to

620
00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:24,280
Speaker 1: motivate you I'm about to introduce you to the most

621
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Speaker 1: motivating person on the planet, and it will show you

622
00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:30,360
Speaker 1: that literally you can do anything that you set your

623
00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:32,880
Speaker 1: mind to. His name is Zion Clark. He's one of

624
00:32:32,920 --> 00:32:36,080
Speaker 1: the most inspirational people on the planet right now. And

625
00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:37,840
Speaker 1: I mean that. I'm normally I'm joking about suff like that,

626
00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:39,760
Speaker 1: but he actually is. The first thing you need to

627
00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:41,960
Speaker 1: know about Xander is he was born in the spinal

628
00:32:42,040 --> 00:32:45,200
Speaker 1: condition that left him with zero legs. It's just a torso.

629
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Speaker 1: Xander is basically like where your hips would be. That's

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Speaker 1: where his body stops. So this Xander Clark dude has

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Speaker 1: world records. He already owns the world record for the

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Speaker 1: fastest man on two hands after doing a twenty meter

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Speaker 1: dash in four point seven eight seconds on his hands,

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Speaker 1: no feet, no feet, hands. That's crazy. And Zion Clark

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Speaker 1: has the words no excuses tattooed on his back. Normally,

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Speaker 1: when you see somebody with a no excuses tattoo, it's

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Speaker 1: some roided out meat head at a CrossFit jim who

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Speaker 1: thinks they're better than everybody else, but they actually end

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Speaker 1: up making a lot of excuses. Not this guy. He's

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Speaker 1: got zero legs and already broke one or old record

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Speaker 1: for being the fastest man on two hands, and last

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Speaker 1: month it's the first right now. But anyway, last month

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Speaker 1: he lived up to his motto when he achieved record

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Speaker 1: titles for the highest box jump and jumping with his hands.

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Speaker 1: If you don't know what a box jump is, it's

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Speaker 1: where you jump with your legs, usually on boxes. It's

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Speaker 1: in the name box jump, but you jump really high.

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Speaker 1: Like think about how high you can jump off of

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Speaker 1: two legs. Probably not that high. Twenty inches twenty four inches,

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Speaker 1: that's still high. That's a couple of feet right. Well,

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Speaker 1: this dude, Zion Clark, has no legs, doesn't even have

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Speaker 1: a bottom half of his body. He had a minimum

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Speaker 1: required height of twenty four inches to beat in his

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Speaker 1: box jump, and Zion effortlessly jumped from the ground onto

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Speaker 1: a box using nothing but his own two hands and

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Speaker 1: achieved that height, and then, knowing that he was capable

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Speaker 1: increased to thirty inches. If you've ever done a box

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Speaker 1: jump before, you know that's incredibly high with your feet,

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Speaker 1: and he did it with just his hands because he

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Speaker 1: got no legs. Zion once again seamlessly achieved that on

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Speaker 1: his first try with just his hands, nothing but his hands.

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Speaker 1: And when they asked him if he wanted to jump

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Speaker 1: even higher, Zion says, there wasn't a doubt in his mind,

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Speaker 1: and he went on to do an unbelievable height of

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Speaker 1: thirty three inches thirty three inches on just his hands. Remember,

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Speaker 1: Zion Clark is from Ohio. He's got no lower half

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Speaker 1: of his body because he was born with a spinal condition. Also,

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Speaker 1: this dude was in foster care until he was seventeen

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Speaker 1: years old. He went to foster care because his mom

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Speaker 1: couldn't take care of him because of the condition that

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Speaker 1: left him with no lower half of his body. He

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Speaker 1: was adopted right before he was about to be homeless.

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Speaker 1: So if you're complaining today about the taste of your coffee,

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Speaker 1: think about this dude. I'm talking about him right now

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Speaker 1: because he already smashed one world record a while back

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Speaker 1: for being the fastest man on two hands, and he's

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Speaker 1: a world class track star. He's a champion collegiate collegiate wrestler.

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Speaker 1: I can't even say the word collegiate wrestler. And he

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Speaker 1: just smashed two more world records. One was for the

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Speaker 1: highest box jump, which people normally do with their legs

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Speaker 1: with two hands, world record for that, and the other

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Speaker 1: world record he was trying to set the other day

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Speaker 1: was for the most diamond pushups that you can do

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Speaker 1: in under three minutes. He's trying to beat a world

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Speaker 1: push up record. He's got no lower half of his body,

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Speaker 1: and he was doing diamond push ups. That's where you

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Speaker 1: put your hands in the shape of a diamond right

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Speaker 1: in the middle of your chest. Your arms aren't out

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Speaker 1: at your side. They're harder to do than a regular pushup.

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Speaker 1: And did he break that record? He did two hundred

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Speaker 1: and forty eight diamond push ups and nunder three minutes.

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Speaker 1: What two hundred and forty eight two hundred and forty

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Speaker 1: eight diamond pushups in under three minutes. You know how

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Speaker 1: many friends I've seen on Instagram and Facebook doing that

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Speaker 1: whole hun push ups in a week challenge. They wake

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Speaker 1: up and then they do two pushups when they get

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Speaker 1: out of bed in the morning, and they post about

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Speaker 1: it all week long, like, oh my god, I can't

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Speaker 1: believe I'm doing this hundred pushups in a week challenge,

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Speaker 1: and then at the end of it when they get

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Speaker 1: ninety nine push ups, they're like, well, I almost got

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Speaker 1: all the way to one hundred. This dude did two

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Speaker 1: hundred and forty eight diamond pushups in under three minutes

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Speaker 1: and he's got no lower half of his body. I

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Speaker 1: am no longer impressed by you. Chad from Instagram Zion Clark.

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Speaker 1: This dude with zero legs did two hundred and forty

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Speaker 1: eight pushups and under three minutes and beat the world

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Speaker 1: record for that. So he's got three world records now,

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Speaker 1: and there you go, the most motivating person on the planet.

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Speaker 1: So if you are complaining about anything today, you shouldn't,

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Speaker 1: because there's a guy out there with no lower half

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Speaker 1: of his body who is demolishing world records and probably

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Speaker 1: going to be in the Olympics soon, and he's got

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Speaker 1: no excuses tattooed on his back. Just talking about him,

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Speaker 1: I feel exhausted. I'm going to go back to sleep

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Speaker 1: now because he can probably do my job in a

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Speaker 1: few minutes. That's amazing. You can check out the story

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Speaker 1: on our website. Go to the Jubilshow dot com. We

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Speaker 1: have a link up there for you. It's nuts. The

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