Speaker 1: Looking Jebels second, d I have a surefire way to
Speaker 1: meet women. And I'm assuming that the guy on the
Speaker 1: phone for a second date update today did the same
Speaker 1: thing that I've done many times, and it always works.
Speaker 1: You see a hot girl go into a store or
Speaker 1: something like that, you see her in the parking lot.
Speaker 1: You just walk up to her car, pop the tire,
Speaker 1: and then you hang out in the parking lot till
Speaker 1: she comes out and you're like, oh, you need help
Speaker 1: with that tire. Let me help change that for you.
Speaker 1: Works every time you have one step away from a
Speaker 1: serial killer. I've done it a lot. Sometimes I just
Speaker 1: go and I just pop tires and parking lots just
Speaker 1: in case on my way into a store. And that's
Speaker 1: what I'm guessing Dallas did today. He's on the phone
Speaker 1: to do a second date update, and that's how he
Speaker 1: met the girl that he wants to call to day. Well,
Speaker 1: now I didn't pop the tire, just so happens, I
Speaker 1: did change her tires. Oh thank god, Dallas. For future reference,
Speaker 1: If you want to meet a girl, that's the best
Speaker 1: way to do it. Poper tires and then you'll have
Speaker 1: no choice but to help her. So your email said
Speaker 1: that you met the girl you want to call today
Speaker 1: because she needed a tire change and you came to
Speaker 1: her rescue. Yeah, I did. What's her name, Britta, Brittany? Okay,
Speaker 1: and was she changing the tire and you just walked
Speaker 1: up behind her and were like, hey, lady, you don't
Speaker 1: know how to do that, big man, help you out. No,
Speaker 1: it didn't really happen that way. A few weeks ago,
Speaker 1: you know, I was at them all and doing some
Speaker 1: shopping and as I was leaving, Brittany flapped me down
Speaker 1: and she was kind of like in a panic, and
Speaker 1: she asked me if I knew how to change a
Speaker 1: flat tire. So, you know, obviously I did luckily, and uh,
Speaker 1: and she asked if I could help, and I said,
Speaker 1: of course. So went to her car and started to
Speaker 1: you know, jack the car up and changed the tire.
Speaker 1: And I had noticed she had this like really cute
Speaker 1: Southern accent, and and so I kind of, you know,
Speaker 1: I kind of went out of my way and I
Speaker 1: was like, are you from around here? She was like, well,
Speaker 1: I no, sir, I'm not. I'm just to pull a
Speaker 1: Southern girl who needed a tire change. Yeah, And how
Speaker 1: don't we go out for some sweet tea and maybe
Speaker 1: some cheese grits. Sounds like the start of a port
Speaker 1: or something. You like cheese grits, you know, anywhere in
Speaker 1: town a lady can get some nice cheese grits. Did
Speaker 1: you hit on her or you know, how did you
Speaker 1: proceed after that? Well? She she kind of went on
Speaker 1: to tell me that she was new the area and
Speaker 1: that she didn't really know anyoneted when I was done
Speaker 1: change in the tire. You know, she was really really thankful,
Speaker 1: and she shook my hand. And as I was getting
Speaker 1: ready to grab my stuff and leave, I kind of
Speaker 1: just stopped and turned around at night and I kind
Speaker 1: of just said, hey, do you want to go out?
Speaker 1: Do you want to go get some food or something?
Speaker 1: And and she said sure, did like at a later
Speaker 1: date or you guys went that day? Oh, we went
Speaker 1: right then and there we wouldn't got food really really
Speaker 1: close to the mall. And this is where things kind
Speaker 1: of took a turn. Um, you know, we we went,
Speaker 1: we went to eat, we ordered a food and we
Speaker 1: were both about halfway done eating and I'd noticed that
Speaker 1: she kind of stopped, you know, being so responsive to conversations.
Speaker 1: She was a lot less talkative. She started to become
Speaker 1: a little like timid and shy. I guess I do
Speaker 1: declare yet I believe you have overstepped your bounds. Sir.
Speaker 1: I will take off my long white glove and slap
Speaker 1: you in the face. Did you say anything and make
Speaker 1: it seem like you have ended her? No, not at all.
Speaker 1: It just it kind of just all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: it was like she just stopped talking. So I'd said,
Speaker 1: you know, there anything wrong, and she said, well, she
Speaker 1: didn't really like the food at at the place we
Speaker 1: were eating at. So I said, okay, well do you
Speaker 1: want to leave? You know, I felt really bad and
Speaker 1: she was like, no, you know, that's okay, it's it's fine.
Speaker 1: So when the waiter came back, I had to miss.
Speaker 1: You know, we get the check and and if you
Speaker 1: could box up our food and we could go and
Speaker 1: you know, as we started to leave, I asked her,
Speaker 1: I said, hey, you know, could we maybe do this again,
Speaker 1: you know, at a different place you know that you
Speaker 1: would like And she said of course. So we exchanged
Speaker 1: numbers and U and we left. At the end of
Speaker 1: the day. Did you guys kiss or anything like that
Speaker 1: or was it just exchange numbers. No, it was just
Speaker 1: an exchange number. And then you know, we went on
Speaker 1: our way. But you know, I listened to you guys
Speaker 1: all the time, and I really trust you guys. And
Speaker 1: what's going on in my mind right now is I
Speaker 1: feel like she felt obligated to kind of go out
Speaker 1: with me because I did something nice, because attractive or
Speaker 1: anything like that. I was thinking the opposite, that she
Speaker 1: flagged you down because you were hot. I mean, because
Speaker 1: there's other people that come out of the mall. I'm
Speaker 1: sure that there was other people around she could have
Speaker 1: flagged down, right of course. Yeah, I don't think she
Speaker 1: was obligated at all. I think she set it up.
Speaker 1: Maybe she felt like she was obligated. Well, if she
Speaker 1: set it up, she definitely didn't like something about him,
Speaker 1: because she's not calling him back. Well, maybe his personality failed.
Speaker 1: I don't know what happened. So you think maybe she
Speaker 1: felt obligated and that's the reason that she's not calling
Speaker 1: you back exactly, which is weird because she just moved
Speaker 1: to town, so she doesn't have very many other friends.
Speaker 1: Whenever I'm new to a town, I say yes to anybody,
Speaker 1: no matter who you are, Like, hey, hey, out with you.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm new to town. Yes, gentlemen, jump
Speaker 1: on it. Say yes to anybody whenever I moved to
Speaker 1: a town. It's good to know to go out and
Speaker 1: show me a round. Yeah, we know what you meant.
Speaker 1: We all know what you meant. All right, Dallas. Well
Speaker 1: we'll play a song, we'll come back. We'll get your
Speaker 1: southern lady on the phone and find out why she's
Speaker 1: not ringing you back. Okay, sorry, good, all right? Until then,
Speaker 1: you enjoy some sweet potato pie. We'll do it right
Speaker 1: after this, looking jubil in the morning. Second, Dallas is
Speaker 1: on the phone with us to do a second date
Speaker 1: update today. Not not the city. That's good, I wish
Speaker 1: they Dallas, He's on the phone with us to do
Speaker 1: a second date update today. He wants us to call
Speaker 1: a girl named Brittany. I'm gonna actually read have his
Speaker 1: date by telling her side of the story. I think
Speaker 1: this is what she would say when we talked to her.
Speaker 1: So there I was. I had a flat tire on
Speaker 1: the car, and I did not know how to fix it.
Speaker 1: I was just staring at this tire as confused as
Speaker 1: a farting a fan factory, and then all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: out of the store, I see this big, strapping young
Speaker 1: gentleman named Dallas, and I was hollering like a stuck
Speaker 1: pig asking him to come help me out. So I
Speaker 1: walked up to him. I said, kind sir, do you
Speaker 1: think you can help change the Southern lady's tire? And
Speaker 1: as he was changing it, I was just sitting there
Speaker 1: grinning like Aposta eating the sweet tator, looking at how
Speaker 1: we changed my tire and helped me out. And then
Speaker 1: could you believe the nerve of this man? He asked
Speaker 1: me to go to food with him right after, and
Speaker 1: the only reason I did was because I felt obligated to,
Speaker 1: because normally a Southern lady would make a gentleman court
Speaker 1: her properly. So we had a meal, and then once
Speaker 1: we were doing our meal, we went on separate ways
Speaker 1: and I would never talk to him again because he
Speaker 1: was way too forward. I d smacked him and it
Speaker 1: still face. Hey, Dallas, is that about right? I think
Speaker 1: I should take you out on it. I was gonna
Speaker 1: say after that, we don't even need to make a
Speaker 1: phone call. I mean settles it, doesn't it. Dallas met
Speaker 1: this girl, Brittany in the parking lot. She had a
Speaker 1: flat tire. He was walking out. She said, can you
Speaker 1: change it? He changed it, and then they went to
Speaker 1: go eat. The meal went well, and then about halfway
Speaker 1: through she kind of seemed cold and awkward and they
Speaker 1: exchanged numbers and said they might go out again. But
Speaker 1: she hasn't been very receptive and we're about to call
Speaker 1: it right now. Okay, here we go. Hello, how can
Speaker 1: I speak to Brittany? Please? This is she? Hello, Brittany,
Speaker 1: how are you? I'm good? Who is it? Oh? This
Speaker 1: is Jewel from Brook and Jewil in the Morning. Um,
Speaker 1: I don't know you. No, you don't. This is Jewel
Speaker 1: from Brook and Jewil in the Morning, the radio show. Okay,
Speaker 1: I still don't know you. It's a morning radio show
Speaker 1: and I'm calling you today because one of our listeners
Speaker 1: actually sent us an email about you about me. Yes, okay,
Speaker 1: it's a segment that we do on our show called
Speaker 1: the Second Date Update. You recently went out with a
Speaker 1: guy named Dallas. Oh okay, you remember meeting Dallas. He
Speaker 1: said that he helped you change a tire on your
Speaker 1: car and then you guys went out for a meal
Speaker 1: after Yeah, I remember him. Would you think of Dallas. Um,
Speaker 1: I mean he was a nice guy and you just
Speaker 1: didn't click with him. Um, well not really. I mean,
Speaker 1: is this kind of got weird? So it got weird?
Speaker 1: Can you tell us how? Well? At dinner, Like it
Speaker 1: was a really nice dinner, We're sitting down and he
Speaker 1: just just to leave, like three times to go to
Speaker 1: the bathroom, which is not typically a weird thing. But
Speaker 1: the second time he'd come back like super sweaty. He
Speaker 1: came back to the table super sweaty. Yes, he was
Speaker 1: super sweet, And I didn't know what to say. I thought, well,
Speaker 1: poor guy, maybe he'd figure or something. I ask him
Speaker 1: to are you okay or you ei to leave? And
Speaker 1: he said no, no, I'm great, I'm good. I've never
Speaker 1: seen somebody come back from the bathroom sweating like that before.
Speaker 1: Maybe he's got ibs. Maybe I don't know. I mean,
Speaker 1: it wasn't spicy food. But it got worse. Like we're
Speaker 1: sitting there and he goes again, and then there's a
Speaker 1: table right beside of us, and that guy leaves to
Speaker 1: go to the bathroom. I guess comes back. I can
Speaker 1: hear they both they both came back sweaty together. Mystery
Speaker 1: The guy was actually talking about my day. I can
Speaker 1: hear them talking about him and saying, there's some guy
Speaker 1: in the bathroom doing really weird stuff. What was he doing?
Speaker 1: I don't know, So they just said that they knew
Speaker 1: it was weird as it plade him uncomfortable, like the
Speaker 1: uncomfortable in the bathroom, something's wrong. Yeah, there's a lot Listen,
Speaker 1: there's a lot of weird stuff that goes on in
Speaker 1: guy's bathrooms. I've never left him going like whoa, there's
Speaker 1: some guy in there doing something strange. I got to
Speaker 1: get out of here, right, So I just had to leave,
Speaker 1: Like I don't know, what's just expect when you're in
Speaker 1: a new town and new people, Like I don't know.
Speaker 1: And you never asked him what he was doing in
Speaker 1: the bathroom. I didn't want to. I mean, what if
Speaker 1: he told me and I asked you to join him
Speaker 1: like I don't. So, did you make up a lie
Speaker 1: about the food not tasting good to get out of there? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I did? Okay, you did, Yeah, because he said that
Speaker 1: on the day food and I totally went back to
Speaker 1: that place the next day. It was so good. You
Speaker 1: actually went back there. You actually went back to that
Speaker 1: restaurant the next day I did, all right. So that's
Speaker 1: the reason you're not calling him back because as he
Speaker 1: was doing something weird in the bathroom making him sweat. Yes,
Speaker 1: that's exactly why that's interesting. You know what else is interesting.
Speaker 1: He's actually on the phone listening right now. Are you serious? Yes?
Speaker 1: I am serious, Dallas. What were you doing in the bathroom? Yeah,
Speaker 1: get your guys minds out of the gutter. Okay, I
Speaker 1: was not doing what you guys think I was doing.
Speaker 1: I have no idea what you're doing. Okay, I will admit, Okay,
Speaker 1: this is I will admit. I did get up a
Speaker 1: few extra times from the table to go to the bathroom.
Speaker 1: And I'm really embarrassed to say this, but I was
Speaker 1: in the bathroom doing the pushups. What pushupsh Why were
Speaker 1: you doing push ups? I'm just you know, into fitness
Speaker 1: and stuff. And I felt like, because I hadn't been
Speaker 1: to the gym in a couple of days, I felt
Speaker 1: like I didn't look good enough for you. And so
Speaker 1: I went in there to get to like a little
Speaker 1: bit of a workout in to kind of look a
Speaker 1: little bit more muscular. So you went into the bathroom
Speaker 1: to do push ups to get a pump. You know,
Speaker 1: this was not even a scheduled or anything. I didn't
Speaker 1: have time to go to the gym before this date.
Speaker 1: I didn't even know the date is going to happen.
Speaker 1: And I met her and she is awesome, And that's
Speaker 1: what I did. You just left the table randomly to
Speaker 1: go work out in the bathroom. Yeah, I did on
Speaker 1: the bathroom floor. I washed my hands before I came
Speaker 1: back to the table. Do you believe him? I don't
Speaker 1: know that. I mean, I know you explained it, but
Speaker 1: I don't know that I bought your story. This is
Speaker 1: the god honest truth. Seriously, what is this? What guys
Speaker 1: do here? Like you go out into the bathroom to
Speaker 1: work out during the day. Is it gonna work? No?
Speaker 1: I never have, I've never I've never done that one time.
Speaker 1: But I felt like I didn't look good enough for you,
Speaker 1: and that fly did it. It was more of a
Speaker 1: freak out thing. And so working on the car and
Speaker 1: the tire change wasn't an actual workout. You needed more
Speaker 1: intensive workout in the bathroom to a sense. Yeah, because
Speaker 1: changing the tire is nothing I've so fit. Changing the
Speaker 1: tire doesn't do anything. I gotta go do some pushups
Speaker 1: and some burpies in the bathroom. I don't know if
Speaker 1: I actually buy this whole story. Does sound weird? I
Speaker 1: need to know we're his muscles impressive. I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: he's a really impressive guy. I actually noticed that when
Speaker 1: he was changing the tire, and I mean you could
Speaker 1: tell he works out. I just never expected it to
Speaker 1: be during the date. Hey, Brittany, I would like to
Speaker 1: ask you this. Would you like to go on a
Speaker 1: second date with Dallas? We will pay for it? Can I?
Speaker 1: Can I do this myself? Sure? Go for it. I mean, hey, dude,
Speaker 1: I don't want to get beat up by you. Look, Brittany, I,
Speaker 1: I'm telling you the truth I did push ups in
Speaker 1: the bathroom is to try and impress you. So if
Speaker 1: if you give me a second chance, I promise that
Speaker 1: I will work out before dinner and not during. And
Speaker 1: also we'll pay for the date. Brittany, Um, you know
Speaker 1: you were a really great guy. Stop going to take
Speaker 1: care of my tire and take care of me, and
Speaker 1: you wouldn't this spart to actually get a second date,
Speaker 1: So you know, I think, yeah, let's try it again. Awesome.
Speaker 1: Congratulations Dallas, you got your second date. Well, Thank you guys.
Speaker 1: I appreciate the help. No problem, stop doing push ups
Speaker 1: in the bathroom. I will stop doing push ups in
Speaker 1: the bathroom. I'm just embarrassed because I never thought that
Speaker 1: you would ever find out in the morning.