Speaker 1: This is Suckers. I'm Keel Bell, I'm Dean Bell, and
Speaker 1: I'm Jared han An.
Speaker 2: iHeartRadio podcast.
Speaker 1: Hello everybody, and welcome to an all new episode of Suckers.
Speaker 1: We are Suckers for Valentine's Today, and we're.
Speaker 2: Suckers for podcasting today. This is our second podcast of
Speaker 2: the day.
Speaker 1: Wow, you just gotta really just rub it in my face?
Speaker 1: Yeah right, what just happened? Yes, let's just tell you guys,
Speaker 1: tell them do.
Speaker 2: You wanted to buypats it?
Speaker 1: Like? Yes, I gotta tell him.
Speaker 2: We were recording. We had a great episode. It was wonderful. Uh,
Speaker 2: but the memory card wasn't in, So we're re recording
Speaker 2: and it's gonna be even better.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be better. And I said this while we
Speaker 1: were not recording. I'll say it and keep it very ambiguous.
Speaker 1: Jared spilled the beans on the gender of his next child.
Speaker 1: So that's good that that's removed. I maybe took it
Speaker 1: a little too far talking about my father smacking me
Speaker 1: in the butt with a belt when I was a kid,
Speaker 1: and so so.
Speaker 2: It's for the best.
Speaker 1: So that's gonna not be talked about it anymore, which
Speaker 1: is also good. Good things it's all good things, Jared.
Speaker 1: Happy Valentine's Day, man, What are you doing today for
Speaker 1: Valentine's Day?
Speaker 3: Happy Valentine's Day. Let me just make sure I'm recording.
Speaker 1: I am.
Speaker 3: Today is Valentine's Day. I am working at Audrey's. We
Speaker 3: were doing a special Valentine's Day dinner. So we have
Speaker 3: some reservations on the books, which is pretty cool. We're
Speaker 3: going to do a little bit of a three course meal.
Speaker 3: We have some live music and with some flowers are
Speaker 3: on the shop, so I hope it's a nice romantic
Speaker 3: evening for the customers that come in, and then for
Speaker 3: Ashley and I. This morning, I brought Ashley some orange
Speaker 3: roses because I'm just tired of giving her red roses.
Speaker 3: You know, as we all know, our lives are surrounded
Speaker 3: by red roses, so yours. So I did some orange roses,
Speaker 3: which I think means like passion, which is not in
Speaker 3: our relationship right now. But that's besides the point, you know,
Speaker 3: it's really just the thought that matters. I got her
Speaker 3: some chocolates, always very nice and like the heart shaped chocolates,
Speaker 3: really just catered to Valentine's Day. And then I got
Speaker 3: her a card and wrote a little bit of a
Speaker 3: note in there on them and on the envelope.
Speaker 1: I said to my wife, the love of my life,
Speaker 1: because what does she do for you today? She hasn't
Speaker 1: done anything for me yet.
Speaker 3: I saw that she bought me a card yesterday because
Speaker 3: she went to CVS, so you got me some sparts.
Speaker 1: She needed to go there for something.
Speaker 3: And I was unpacking the bag when she got back
Speaker 3: because I was just trying to help because she got
Speaker 3: like some odd and end things. And then I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: this is this my Valentine's Day card?
Speaker 1: She goes yeah. I was like, oh, that's so sweet.
Speaker 1: But here you go.
Speaker 3: You can fill it out and then give it back
Speaker 3: to me tomorrow. So that's all I know. She hasn't
Speaker 3: given to me yet. She doesn't need to do anything
Speaker 3: for me. It's also quite frustrated. It's not frustrating. I
Speaker 3: shouldn't say that, but Valentine's Day, let's be honest, it's
Speaker 3: meant for women. It is like, who Calen, Nobody cares
Speaker 3: about what Dean's doing for you today. I mean, Studie,
Speaker 3: nobody cares about what you're gonna do for Dean. Everybody
Speaker 3: cares about what Dean's going to do for you today
Speaker 3: and you don't. It's twenty twenty four. That's a little
Speaker 3: sexist if you're asking me, so maybe we should start
Speaker 3: changing that. And I agree with Dean, Like what has
Speaker 3: Ashley done for me?
Speaker 2: I love Valentine's Day since I was a kid. I
Speaker 2: loved going to school getting your little Valentine's from everyone.
Speaker 2: I love the red and the pink together. I don't know.
Speaker 2: Whenever after Christmas I see the pink and red come out,
Speaker 2: there's something about it that just makes me so happy.
Speaker 2: I don't know what it is, but I love it.
Speaker 2: I love I love Valentine's Day. It's cheesy.
Speaker 1: Do you feel like you failed in life because you
Speaker 1: married a guy that despises it?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Sorry, no, but just know that I love Valentine's Day?
Speaker 1: Well I but why? Just because you have like fond
Speaker 1: memories of exchanging little trinkets of candy with your class.
Speaker 2: It's like, the colors make me happy, the idea of
Speaker 2: it makes me happy. Gallanines makes me happy. Had a
Speaker 2: great Valentine's Day getaway and then Valentine's I think Gallentine's
Speaker 2: is like maybe more should be more of the focus
Speaker 2: I agree because men seem to hate Valentine's I.
Speaker 1: Don't think I've ever met a guy that's like, yes,
Speaker 1: Valentine's Day is coming up, let's go. I can't wait.
Speaker 1: Let's go. This is gonna be this is gonna be
Speaker 1: the most awesome Valentine's ever. There are guys like that,
Speaker 1: I would say, like majority of them are like they
Speaker 1: maybe just started dating their girlfriend a couple months ago.
Speaker 2: But here's the thing too, Valentine's Day. If this is
Speaker 2: the only romantic day you have out of the year,
Speaker 2: then that's not right.
Speaker 1: But we have so many romantic days, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: I'm like, it's not right to just have one one
Speaker 2: day dedicated to love, and so.
Speaker 1: You're against Valentine Y.
Speaker 2: Yeah, No, I like Valentine's dy. I'm gonna say, I
Speaker 2: love Gallentine's Day. I love hanging out with my girlfriends,
Speaker 2: and we love this holiday, so we'll celebrate it. But
Speaker 2: we have a romantic relationship and we do romantic things
Speaker 2: for each other, so it's not necessary even though I
Speaker 2: do love it.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, sorry, next year for valentine'sdey, I'll take you
Speaker 1: to Malta. Amazing amazing. I was like, why do I
Speaker 1: know that? Yeah, I know Malta. I watched that episode
Speaker 1: last night, but I didn't really watch it. I just
Speaker 1: saw that they were going.
Speaker 2: We watched it last night and then I went to
Speaker 2: bed to go read and I came out and vander
Speaker 2: Pump was playing. So Deane is all caught up.
Speaker 1: Television is just it's not what it used to be.
Speaker 1: I was trying to watch some NBA and I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm not really interested in this, and then like the
Speaker 1: fact that I have to put on vander Pump because
Speaker 1: there's nothing else to watch. She just kind of speaks
Speaker 1: for itself.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and Dean is even more anti Team Arion after
Speaker 2: watching it.
Speaker 1: Oh, she seems really really just really mean mean. But
Speaker 1: we were supposed to. We were were not supposed to,
Speaker 1: but we were considering going to Winter Park with Ben
Speaker 1: and Jess and spending a weekend up there with them.
Speaker 2: But they're busy.
Speaker 1: They're so busy. It's thanks having friends that I have
Speaker 1: full time jobs, busy lives, busy lives.
Speaker 2: Ben showed me Jess's calendar for this month and she's
Speaker 2: not home like a single day. So yeah, one day
Speaker 2: we'll get to hang with them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so that didn't happen. But I guess what we'll
Speaker 1: do later tonight is we're going to make some pizzas.
Speaker 2: I made pizzas. We've got a pizza of it that
Speaker 2: my mom got us off our wedding registry and they
Speaker 2: make really good pizzas. The OONI Pizza.
Speaker 1: Maker is where we're going to make them, though. We're
Speaker 1: gonna make them outside in the back. Yeah, it's freezing
Speaker 1: cold out there.
Speaker 2: Just stick them in and pull them out.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I was going to stop and get Kaylin some
Speaker 1: nice flowers and draw her a beautiful bath this morning,
Speaker 1: but a her kindle was turned onto max brightness until
Speaker 1: midnight last night while I was trying to sleep, so
Speaker 1: I didn't get a wink asleep. And b I was
Speaker 1: out rock climbing too late yesterday, so I couldn't stop
Speaker 1: by the store before getting home in time to help
Speaker 1: Kaylan film something, and so I wasn't able to stop
Speaker 1: and pick up the romantic items that I had originally
Speaker 1: hoped to had gotten for her. But it's the day.
Speaker 2: It would have been better. You shouldn't have told me.
Speaker 1: The day is still young. I just wanted you to
Speaker 1: like open the bedroom door to a trail of rose petals?
Speaker 2: Is that what you told me to clean the bathroom? No?
Speaker 1: Maybe subconsciously to a trail of rose petals into a
Speaker 1: beautiful bath drawn with soap and bubbles and some music
Speaker 1: playing with the book in there and some chocolates.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, this sounds like my dream, but it
Speaker 2: still happened tonight.
Speaker 1: But hey, it didn't happen, so it is what it
Speaker 1: is that sounds perfect.
Speaker 3: I like how the only reason this did not happen
Speaker 3: Dean's elaborate plan of roses and bath and bubbles was
Speaker 3: twenty minutes yesterday because his rock climbing went too long
Speaker 3: and Kayln needed him to come home and.
Speaker 1: Work for How long did you shoot for yesterday? Forty
Speaker 1: five minutes? Forty five We had to move five minutes.
Speaker 1: So you're telling me you couldn't find the time to
Speaker 1: figure this out. Yeah, because once I'm home, it's hard
Speaker 1: to leave. The grocery store is kind of far away
Speaker 1: from our house. How far is it? Ten minutes? I
Speaker 1: was I was tired from climbing.
Speaker 2: All yourself looked good here.
Speaker 1: I was hard from climbing. Yeah, I needed to make
Speaker 1: myself dinner. Uh, Huh, there's a couple of days. I
Speaker 1: get it. Yeah, I really I hate leaving the house
Speaker 1: for one thing. If I'm going to leave the house,
Speaker 1: it's got to be for at minimum two. There's more things, like,
Speaker 1: you know, I want to like do a bunch of
Speaker 1: different things as I'm out and like do the rounds,
Speaker 1: get it all done, and then come back and be
Speaker 1: like cool, I did everything that I needed to do today.
Speaker 1: If I'm just going out just to go to the store,
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm it's a waste because it's a
Speaker 1: long way to go, long way to go, ten minutes interesting,
Speaker 1: and I just like I need to be able to
Speaker 1: like tackle a couple of different errand while I'm out.
Speaker 2: I never knew that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well now you do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So what are you going to do today? When
Speaker 2: you get all my roses and stuff.
Speaker 1: I gotta go to the bank. It's gonna go work out.
Speaker 1: I gotta go to the hardware store, get some wood.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Dana and I are going to get ripped. We're
Speaker 2: going to a Rooba in three weeks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're going to where I mean, you already are ripped.
Speaker 1: I need to get ripped. But I'm working on it.
Speaker 1: I just started a new skincare routine.
Speaker 2: I your skin is glowing.
Speaker 1: I just bought some nice food because I want to
Speaker 1: start eating better. And if I start going to the gym,
Speaker 1: I think I can have a six pack in two weeks.
Speaker 1: Holy go, do you think it's possible?
Speaker 2: Yeah? No, same mind to it.
Speaker 1: You don't think it's possible. I'm gonna try really hard.
Speaker 1: But yeah, we go to a rub in a couple weeks,
Speaker 1: and I'm just kind of sick of not liking the
Speaker 1: way that I look in pictures, and I feel like
Speaker 1: we're going to be taking a lot of pictures there,
Speaker 1: probably without you know, like in our bathing suits, I guess,
Speaker 1: And so I just want to look decent for that.
Speaker 1: But we'll see how it goes.
Speaker 4: Well.
Speaker 3: That sounds lovely. I mean I've been trying to work
Speaker 3: out too. It hasn't been working out too well. Honestly,
Speaker 3: it's just winter. It's cold.
Speaker 1: I don't want to do anything. It's so pathetic.
Speaker 3: But honestly, what I have been doing, not every day,
Speaker 3: which it really should be, is I wake up and
Speaker 3: I immediately go to the gym.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember you told us that, like the last
Speaker 1: or two weeks ago. And you were saying how it
Speaker 1: makes you feel so much.
Speaker 3: Better, so much better because it gets my day going.
Speaker 3: Like this morning, woke up, went to the gym, had
Speaker 3: to go to Audrey's, got my coffee obviously, like Showface,
Speaker 3: went to the grocery store, picked up bunch Stuf for
Speaker 3: Valentine's Day for the dinner this evening, went back home,
Speaker 3: answered a couple of emails, and it was ten thirty
Speaker 3: in the morning. I was like, damn, I still have
Speaker 3: lots of time, which is great anyway, I like, wake
Speaker 3: it up. It makes my back feel better because I'm
Speaker 3: old and I've just broken down. But yeah, man, I'm
Speaker 3: also on the same train with you. In terms of
Speaker 3: Valentine's Day, I hate Valentine's Day. I think it sucks.
Speaker 3: I'm just like, I know, Kaylin, I get it. I
Speaker 3: get it. It's nice, but it's just like I don't
Speaker 3: know what to get Ashley for Valentine's Day. I don't
Speaker 3: feel in everything. Like I bought her flowers chocolates in
Speaker 3: a car and it was like probably eighty bucks, and
Speaker 3: it's like, ah, the flowers are gonna die. She probably
Speaker 3: doesn't even care.
Speaker 1: If you bought that same thing next week, it would
Speaker 1: be forty dollars and.
Speaker 2: Probably mean more. I'm on your guys' side.
Speaker 1: Now we converted her.
Speaker 2: No, I still love it, but not for you guys.
Speaker 2: For me. I love it for myself.
Speaker 3: And the Valentine's Day thing I get. I get it's
Speaker 3: very cool. You go, the girls, have a good night.
Speaker 3: It's a lot of fun. But you know what it
Speaker 3: you I think it's also Valentine's Day is too close
Speaker 3: to the super Bowl now, because the problem is the
Speaker 3: super Bowl is not a guys thing anymore. Like, you know,
Speaker 3: you go, you watch the game, it's it's over. The
Speaker 3: super Bowl is an event, like you barely will watch
Speaker 3: the game because everybody's chit chatting and it's cool and
Speaker 3: you're eating it. It's fun, but it's definitely not like
Speaker 3: a guys thing. Right where we go, we drink, we
Speaker 3: have fun, we watch football. It's especially with the Taylor
Speaker 3: thing this year, so like football has been taken over
Speaker 3: now all of a sudden, we got Valentine's right afterwards,
Speaker 3: and it's like, oh my god, like, can't just like men,
Speaker 3: you know, have a day. I'm kidding, can't guys catch
Speaker 3: a break? Can't men finally just you a break in society.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, so.
Speaker 2: It's so tough. What's the men equivalent of Valentine's Day? Golf,
Speaker 2: the blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: Like the Masters? Yes, yeah, but there are still like
Speaker 1: Master's parties that we like. Danielle Roma, who works on
Speaker 1: this podcast, has a huge or her friend does have
Speaker 1: that huge party. That's kind it's kind of similar to
Speaker 1: the super Bowl, where it's more like get together than
Speaker 1: it is a viewing party, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Well, we had everyone over at our house and it
Speaker 2: was our first time having everyone over. We had like
Speaker 2: fifteen people here.
Speaker 1: I was going to say, twenty twenty, Yeah, the super Bowl.
Speaker 1: That's me ambitious. Oh, how to go?
Speaker 2: It was good except for Alistair. I've never seen him
Speaker 2: like this. He was like having to let everyone know
Speaker 2: this is his house. Pete on everything, Pete like every
Speaker 2: ten minutes, and I was like, what is like? You know,
Speaker 2: he's a senior, he's a rescue. He's not totally potty trained,
Speaker 2: but he's better than that.
Speaker 1: Yeah. It was bad because he's a marker and so
Speaker 1: he'll he'll mark things to I guess, spread his scent
Speaker 1: his is aroma around and he would literally just like,
Speaker 1: walk around the house, take a little pee over here,
Speaker 1: take a little pee over there, everywhere.
Speaker 2: I've never seen anything like it.
Speaker 1: And he was just attacking everyone, as we would have expected.
Speaker 2: But he's just he got better throughout the night.
Speaker 1: He did. But you know, it was good. We had
Speaker 1: a lot of people over. The game was awesome. I
Speaker 1: didn't really care who won. I'm not really a fan
Speaker 1: of either team, but it was just seeing a game
Speaker 1: go to overtime every single time, especially in the Super Bowl,
Speaker 1: is almost as good as it gets. When the Chiefs
Speaker 1: scored that last touchdown, I was I was happy because
Speaker 1: I bet the over on the game, but I was
Speaker 1: sad because I wanted to go to double overtime. You know,
Speaker 1: I think as a fan that doesn't really care about
Speaker 1: either team, that's kind of the best outcome you could
Speaker 1: hope for. Is just a fun, back and forth game
Speaker 1: that you don't know who's gonna win until the very
Speaker 1: last second. And that's kind of exactly what we got.
Speaker 2: And we did that board thing with's that squares?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we did a square. Have you ever done squares? Jared? Yeah, Yes,
Speaker 1: we did squares. So everyone in the house paid five
Speaker 1: dollars for a square and we had like some friends
Speaker 1: out in Los Angeles do it as well. And no
Speaker 1: one in the house want a square except for me, except.
Speaker 2: For Kaylen because I'm cbe klein Bell. And then Courtney
Speaker 2: Dober was like, hey, I want to square. So Dean
Speaker 2: just took over CB and turned it into CD and
Speaker 2: Courtney Dober won.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and he won that square my square. No, but Courtney,
Speaker 1: being the sceneup guy, he has gave Kleen half of
Speaker 1: his winning very sweet. Yeah, so sweet man sweet. But yeah,
Speaker 1: the party was great. I had a lot more fun
Speaker 1: than I expected. I hate throwing parties. This is kind
Speaker 1: of the thing that we've talked about on the podcast before.
Speaker 1: I hate having people over because I never know, like
Speaker 1: if anyone's actually gonna show up. And this one actually
Speaker 1: was pretty successful and you.
Speaker 2: Had people hitting you up and asking why they weren't invited. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it seems like a success to me.
Speaker 1: One of my best friends is like the most social
Speaker 1: butterfly in the world, and so he was like inviting
Speaker 1: a million people.
Speaker 2: Over, Like you do you do that to like any
Speaker 2: event we go to, You're like, do you want to come?
Speaker 2: Do you want to come? Do you want to come
Speaker 2: to our wedding.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but he does it. He's different about it. I
Speaker 1: don't know. And so he invited a million people and
Speaker 1: still only twenty people showed up. But it was a success.
Speaker 1: Where did you watch it at?
Speaker 3: I watched it at my buddy Jimmy's house the first
Speaker 3: because he was gonna have people over, but it was
Speaker 3: actually just us two Dawson them and then they're little
Speaker 3: ones and then her parents, so there was like only
Speaker 3: six of us. So we watched the first half there
Speaker 3: and then went to my parents for the second half
Speaker 3: because we knew the game was gonna goo late, so
Speaker 3: at least Dawson can go to sleep early or like,
Speaker 3: you know, not early, but like around nine ninet thirty,
Speaker 3: and so it was I don't know.
Speaker 1: I mean, I was rooting for the forty nine.
Speaker 3: Ers obviously, because I just love Brady and I don't
Speaker 3: want my homes to get anywhere near Brady. And now
Speaker 3: he's got three It's like Jesus, this guy is just so.
Speaker 2: Do you guys think Patrick is a nice guy?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I do.
Speaker 3: You know who I don't think is a nice guy?
Speaker 1: Travis The push the shove on Andy Reid. Ah, what
Speaker 1: a jerk move.
Speaker 3: God, and it's just now everybody's like making a meme
Speaker 3: out of it, like, Oh my god, isn't that so funny.
Speaker 3: It's like, yeah, that's so funny. Travis just being a
Speaker 3: complete jerk and screaming in the face of Andy Reid
Speaker 3: and bumping him.
Speaker 1: Really the bump that kind of he like was mad
Speaker 1: he was wide open on a play, didn't get the ball,
Speaker 1: and then he like runs off the field and screams
Speaker 1: in this coach's faces and kind of like shoves him,
Speaker 1: and he the coach the coach. Yeah, and it's like
Speaker 1: kind of commonplace in the NFL for like a superstar
Speaker 1: that's mad about not getting the ball to do that.
Speaker 1: But I think just being on the big stage and
Speaker 1: him being connected.
Speaker 3: To Taylor and just bumping him, yeah, the bump, Like
Speaker 3: could you imagine if Brady bumped Belichick like that.
Speaker 1: It's like Brady used to scream his his his head
Speaker 1: off at Bill. He would break tablets on the sideline,
Speaker 1: and no one ever really said anything about Tom.
Speaker 3: Well, he would slam tablets one hundred percent, but he
Speaker 3: wouldn't be he had I remember a couple of altercations
Speaker 3: with the offensive coordinators, but I've never seen him and
Speaker 3: Bill like.
Speaker 1: It's also the difference of a tight end yelling at
Speaker 1: a coach and a court like a quarterback is like
Speaker 1: the the field manager. Tight end is just kind of
Speaker 1: like a guy in the field. Brady buzzer, Kaylen's buzz
Speaker 1: and us. She doesn't like the football talk? How did
Speaker 1: you like? Yeah, you were kind of into it for
Speaker 1: a second. How did you like the halftime show? Jared
Speaker 1: talk about that it was it was good. I don't
Speaker 1: understand people who love it. I don't under some people
Speaker 1: who hate it.
Speaker 2: Oh it was good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was good. It wasn't as good as the
Speaker 1: one in La a couple of years ago, but that
Speaker 1: was the best of all time in my opinion. But
Speaker 1: it was the second best. Oh.
Speaker 2: Rihanna was great.
Speaker 1: Pregnant Rihanna.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I was there in person. Maybe that has
Speaker 2: a difference, but like all the marshmallow men, where was
Speaker 2: that one yeap last year in Arizona? Phoenix?
Speaker 1: Oh, that's right, you were there.
Speaker 2: I thought it was great. Usher's phenomenal, and I was like, shoot,
Speaker 2: maybe I want to go seem in Vegas.
Speaker 1: If he's still doing that, right, I'm sure it's still
Speaker 1: so fine.
Speaker 2: So hot.
Speaker 1: How so old is he? He's so hot? The second
Speaker 1: he took his shirt off forties. The second he took
Speaker 1: his shirt off, everyone stopped talking. Forty five. I just
Speaker 1: looked it up. He stole the show. And he brought
Speaker 1: out some big stars too, like Alicia Keys Her who
Speaker 1: I didn't really know of, but she played the guitar.
Speaker 1: There are people saying that she didn't actually play the guitar,
Speaker 1: but it looked like she was playing it. To me.
Speaker 2: I loved it. I thought it was so good, except
Speaker 2: I was getting so annoyed because we had twenty people
Speaker 2: there and Dean's friends are so loud, and I looked
Speaker 2: over at Dean and I was like, I can't hear
Speaker 2: a freaking thing. And we had the volume up at
Speaker 2: one hundred. But even just to watch was great.
Speaker 1: We still heard most of it. Everyone kind of like
Speaker 1: settled down for that part. We didn't see any the.
Speaker 2: Commercials, not a single commercial.
Speaker 1: You didn't see the dunk Kings. Dunkins was fun.
Speaker 2: We all kind of stopped for that one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it was kind of funny. We made a
Speaker 1: couple jokes throughout the night about it. It felt like it
Speaker 1: was like a middle school dance because all the guys
Speaker 1: were like in the living room watching the TV, watching
Speaker 1: the TV. And then all the girls were in the
Speaker 1: kitchen like gossip ping and talking about whatever and the
Speaker 1: and then the halftime show came on and it switched.
Speaker 1: All the girls went in the living room and all
Speaker 1: the guys went to the kitchen to eat food, and
Speaker 1: then the game started and then we switched back.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's so true.
Speaker 1: Kind of a funny situation. But yeah, the halftime show
Speaker 1: was great. Usher still got it, never had a doubt.
Speaker 1: And Travis did not propose to tailor. Are we surprised?
Speaker 2: Goodness, Oh my gosh. If he did that, I would
Speaker 2: have lost a life.
Speaker 1: They're still kind of awkward when I see like clips
Speaker 1: of them dancing at the party afterwards or.
Speaker 2: Whatever at the club. Yeah, I don't know if I
Speaker 2: like Travis.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I'm starting to kind of I've never
Speaker 1: disliked him, but I'm starting to kind of not like
Speaker 1: him all that much. Thank you, my god. I just
Speaker 1: don't get it.
Speaker 3: It's not like, listen, Travis Kelsey is one of the
Speaker 3: best tight ends of all time, if not the best. Ah,
Speaker 3: and he's he's fine looking like he's certainly not ugly
Speaker 3: by any stretch. He's like, he's a handsome man. I
Speaker 3: just like I don't get the allure of his Ah.
Speaker 3: I feel like such a dick saying this. I'm sure
Speaker 3: he's a very nice man. Yeah, but his like personality,
Speaker 3: it's just like so cringey.
Speaker 1: I think so cringey. I think partly what it is
Speaker 1: is his brother is so likable and cool. Yes, and
Speaker 1: so it kind of like people think Travis is kind of.
Speaker 2: The same little brother syndrome. Not that you have that,
Speaker 2: but like, you know, the baby of the family. He
Speaker 2: just like needs to steal a tension and needs to
Speaker 2: like outshine the older one. It's like his brother's great.
Speaker 2: Just try to be more like your brother.
Speaker 1: Yeah, his brother seems really cool. And his brother retired,
Speaker 1: which I think, oh really, yeah, he just retired. But yeah,
Speaker 1: so the more I see if Travis, the less Yeah.
Speaker 2: Ann Taylor. I love Taylor, but I just.
Speaker 3: Don't get Taylor is the most powerful. She might have
Speaker 3: the most powerful person in the world, let alone woman.
Speaker 3: She is the most powerful. She could be easily the
Speaker 3: most powerful person in the world. She's beautiful, she could
Speaker 3: have anybody, anybody in the world, and it just is like, Oh,
Speaker 3: Travis Kelsey.
Speaker 1: It'd be cool, it'd be cool she dated someone like
Speaker 1: a like a doctor, like a pediatrician that worked for
Speaker 1: SAGUS or something. Yeah, I think that'd be better for her.
Speaker 2: My thing with them is, and I don't think this
Speaker 2: is necessarily on them. I think it's on media. I
Speaker 2: think it's on everyone on social media. But it's just
Speaker 2: like they're trying so hard. Both of them feel like
Speaker 2: they're trying so insanely hard, and I don't think that's
Speaker 2: their fault. I think it's everyone else. But that's the
Speaker 2: perception that I get, and I'm like very put off
Speaker 2: by it.
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, I do agree with you. It's the
Speaker 1: media is kind of showing them down our throats and.
Speaker 2: Even like Taylor posting on tik Taylor never posts on TikTok.
Speaker 2: She's supposed to TikTok of them in the club, like
Speaker 2: Travis being all crazy and then her parents next to her.
Speaker 2: It's just like, I don't know, that's stuff.
Speaker 3: I don't mind, I really because I don't. I to
Speaker 3: be fair to Taylor and Travis. I don't think they've
Speaker 3: been trying too hard.
Speaker 1: Like I don't think they've.
Speaker 3: Been throwing it down our I mean, obviously the media
Speaker 3: has been and the NFL has been, which I get why,
Speaker 3: but also at the same time it's stupid. But it's
Speaker 3: more just like those sometimes you see a couple, right,
Speaker 3: like you two, it's like you guys, just you guys
Speaker 3: look like you belong together, you know what I mean,
Speaker 3: your personality.
Speaker 2: The problem is they don't look like they've belonged together.
Speaker 3: There's just something like I see this mess and I'm like,
Speaker 3: you guys just don't look good together.
Speaker 2: To me. It's like the cheerleader in the quarterback cheerleader
Speaker 2: and tight end whatever like it kind of makes sense
Speaker 2: to me. But I see what you're saying.
Speaker 1: You want to know who looks better together. Gronkowski and
Speaker 1: Camille Costak. They look like they fit together a lot
Speaker 1: better than Travis and Olivia.
Speaker 2: Coppo and McCaffrey.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're both just the most beautiful people in the world. Yeah,
Speaker 1: except obviously you thanks when they do they have like
Speaker 1: a similar like like bone.
Speaker 2: Structure McCaffrey and Olivia Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: Well mcat Yeah, who knows how natural Olivia's bone structure is.
Speaker 1: But oh, that to be said, they do look like
Speaker 1: they've worn together, and yeah, I agree Travis and Taylor
Speaker 1: and I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 3: There's just something And maybe it's because Taylor is just
Speaker 3: so big, Like I can't even picture who the hell
Speaker 3: she would be with, because like, when you get to
Speaker 3: the status of someone like that, you're just like better
Speaker 3: than everybody. So it's just like, I agree with you Gan,
Speaker 3: how awesome it would be if she dated a nobody
Speaker 3: who just like was the one of the best doctors
Speaker 3: in the world. So obviously not nobody, but just like
Speaker 3: not in the public eye.
Speaker 2: I just want to I just want a tailor break.
Speaker 2: I'm so over it. And I love her.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think everybody needs a tailor break. She's incredible,
Speaker 3: She's the best. She's got a new album coming out
Speaker 3: that's gonna Oh I can't.
Speaker 2: Wait for that. Yeah, just give me two months off
Speaker 2: and then I'm back.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but no, I agree. I think there's something to
Speaker 3: be said about you know, distance makes the heart refonder,
Speaker 3: Like you know, sometimes you want a little distance and
Speaker 3: you're like, oh, that's right, Taylor. Oh, I need her
Speaker 3: back in my life. I need her back in my
Speaker 3: life now. It's like I need her out of my life.
Speaker 1: It would be really crazy if this new album flops.
Speaker 2: It won't. There's no chance. She's a musical genius.
Speaker 1: That's why I said it would be crazy if it.
Speaker 2: Flops, because she's in love and now for the first time,
Speaker 2: she's in love and her music sucks.
Speaker 1: Partly that partly because like there will probably be people
Speaker 1: boycotting the album just because of like the overexposure.
Speaker 2: Nor her Fani.
Speaker 1: There's no wave flops even if it's a terrible album.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Album Lover was not the best.
Speaker 1: That's why I'm saying it would be crazy.
Speaker 2: She's kind of had to flop. I think Lover.
Speaker 1: It would be crazy if it flopped, and it would
Speaker 1: spell the death of the relationship. Well yeah, well I
Speaker 1: was going to ask you about the relationship.
Speaker 3: Do you think do Travis and Taylor last Kyle think
Speaker 3: they're getting engaged.
Speaker 2: I think they're getting engaged. I think they're gonna have
Speaker 2: kids soon and won't be married soon as well. I
Speaker 2: think they're gonna have an intimate ceremony. It's not going
Speaker 2: to be I don't know. Actually, these days, she's all
Speaker 2: over the place.
Speaker 1: But part of Taylor's appeal from an outsider's perspective is
Speaker 1: she does a really good job of like communicating with
Speaker 1: the people that have been heartbroken, that are going through
Speaker 1: rough relationships and that like are scorn by an X
Speaker 1: like that type of stuff. If she's pregnant and married,
Speaker 1: does she still have the same appeal to the same
Speaker 1: type of people.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean think about all of these famous pop
Speaker 2: stars and famous musicians when they become.
Speaker 1: Married and yeah, but it's so different. Like Rihanna, for instance,
Speaker 1: who you Love, she didn't. I mean, yeah, she did
Speaker 1: sing about similar stuff, but it like Taylor's whole brand
Speaker 1: from again, from an outsider's perspective, is like the heartbreak genre.
Speaker 2: I was just thinking of this with someone who's married
Speaker 2: and happy now, and like you can sing about old
Speaker 2: heartbreaks or you find a new way to sing about
Speaker 2: suff It's She's never gonna like die off just because
Speaker 2: she's married.
Speaker 1: And I'm not saying she'll die off, but I'm just
Speaker 1: wondering if her popularity will take a dip because she's
Speaker 1: not going to be appealing to the generation or the
Speaker 1: masses that are going through those hardships.
Speaker 2: I don't think so. I think her popularity would take
Speaker 2: a dip by over exposure, like she's just too public
Speaker 2: facing these days. I don't know.
Speaker 3: I kind of think that her popularity would take a
Speaker 3: dip as well if she settles down. I'm not saying
Speaker 3: that's right. I just think that that is the reality
Speaker 3: of the situation. Because even I saw something online about
Speaker 3: the new album and there's a song in there that's
Speaker 3: people are speculating it's about her ex because it's.
Speaker 1: Like by London boy. I don't really know.
Speaker 3: People like, oh, that's a song about her ex boyfriend
Speaker 3: because he was English.
Speaker 2: Even the title, they're thinking it's about Joe. Yeah.
Speaker 3: So my point being is that, isn't it kind of like,
Speaker 3: I don't know, if you're happy and in a new relationship,
Speaker 3: you're going to release a song like a year into
Speaker 3: dating this new guy about your ex.
Speaker 2: Like that sounds like she's probably been writing these songs
Speaker 2: for like three four years.
Speaker 3: I no doubt that, But like the idea that she's
Speaker 3: releasing a song about her ex boyfriend well in a
Speaker 3: happy relationship just kind of seems I don't know. I
Speaker 3: don't know if that's true or not. I don't know
Speaker 3: what's going on, and we'll say how it all plays out.
Speaker 3: But like the idea of it makes me think.
Speaker 1: If Kaylen's on this podcast talking about her exes all
Speaker 1: the time, I would be weirded out by that. So yeah,
Speaker 1: I see where you're coming from.
Speaker 3: I don't think they'll last. You don't know, because I mean,
Speaker 3: just for the simple stats of it, I would love
Speaker 3: to see the percentile of celebrity couples that actually last.
Speaker 2: I think they're making it to the end.
Speaker 3: I bet it's like I bet of the amount of
Speaker 3: like celebrity couples that get married, I'd be willing to
Speaker 3: bet three fourths of them get divorced seventy five percent.
Speaker 1: So but do you think they'll'll get married and then
Speaker 1: get divorce or do you think that they won't even
Speaker 1: make it to the altar?
Speaker 3: I think they won't make it to the altar. That's
Speaker 3: my prediction. God, could you just imagine?
Speaker 1: Could you imagine the album after that that would be
Speaker 1: a best selling album of all time? What would the
Speaker 1: name of the album be? He got the ring, but
Speaker 1: I didn't. Oh that's good. Oh wow, you.
Speaker 4: Just thought of the top of your head.
Speaker 1: I think they're gonna make it down the aisle because
Speaker 1: of the public pressure that's put on them. All eyes
Speaker 1: are on them. If they don't make it, it's almost
Speaker 1: like I don't know, Like I think part of what
Speaker 1: made Kaitlyn and a relationship so strong in the beginning
Speaker 1: was because we were faced with a lot of turmoil
Speaker 1: and so it kind of like made us stronger. And
Speaker 1: I feel like that they're kind of dealing with that now,
Speaker 1: Like of course they've got a lot of praise and
Speaker 1: love from everybody, but there it was a lot, like
Speaker 1: we just talked about a lot of haters, and I
Speaker 1: do think that they're they could use that to kind of.
Speaker 2: Like strengthen the relationship if you allowed.
Speaker 1: To, if you allow it to. Yeah, And I think
Speaker 1: just had a principle like they're at this point now
Speaker 1: where they've they're so overexposed that they like maybe I
Speaker 1: don't know, it would suck to get married just because
Speaker 1: you felt like you had to get married, But yeah,
Speaker 1: I do feel like there's like this expectation and so
Speaker 1: if they don't do it, then they're kind of letting
Speaker 1: a lot of people down for better for work.
Speaker 2: It's funny, even though I'm exhausted by them, Like we
Speaker 2: all can't stop talking about them.
Speaker 1: We're talking about them right now.
Speaker 2: It's crazy phenomenon. The last thing before we go, I
Speaker 2: want to talk about the Golden Bachelorette. Are you guys
Speaker 2: going to be watching?
Speaker 1: Depends who it is.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, what are your predictions of who
Speaker 2: it will be?
Speaker 1: It's gotta be the I believe her name is Leslie.
Speaker 2: Leslie.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she was the one who had a health issue
Speaker 3: around New Year's right, that was pretty publicized.
Speaker 2: Oh, yes, yes she did.
Speaker 1: Who else would it be?
Speaker 2: Susan Susan? Yeah? But I could also see them like
Speaker 2: casting out.
Speaker 1: I think they'll do somebody from Golden Bachelor.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I have a good hunt.
Speaker 1: What's here that they're going to cast? But do you
Speaker 1: have someone in mind?
Speaker 2: No? No, Like I think they're going to do it
Speaker 2: a general casting again.
Speaker 1: Oh I see. I thought that you were going to
Speaker 1: say someone that's already kind of been in the public eye.
Speaker 2: That would be Christian.
Speaker 1: She's like Jennifer Colne.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that would be amazing.
Speaker 1: I don know she's single. I imagine she is.
Speaker 3: I don't know, still fors mom, bro, she's always single,
Speaker 3: She's always single.
Speaker 1: I think that would be awesome.
Speaker 2: Oh that would revamp the show.
Speaker 1: I mean again, I don't know if if Jennifer is
Speaker 1: single and would do it, but could you, like, she
Speaker 1: would have so much fun with it. I would have
Speaker 1: a thousand percent watch that.
Speaker 2: I think she's a Bachelor fan.
Speaker 1: She is. She follows you on Instagram. I don't know
Speaker 1: if she still does, but at one point she followed
Speaker 1: you on Instagram.
Speaker 3: I would be pretty shocked if they didn't go with
Speaker 3: someone from Golden Bachelor, just because of how well the
Speaker 3: show did, if they weren't trying to build momentum off
Speaker 3: of that and say like, oh, everybody who watched that
Speaker 3: show the person you love now they're the Bachelorette.
Speaker 1: I did look it up as of two years ago,
Speaker 1: so who knows how current this actually is. Jennifer Coolidge
Speaker 1: is currently single.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that would be insane. Like if they
Speaker 2: did that, I know Kim Kardashian joked about doing it
Speaker 2: for a while. That would have been amazing. This would
Speaker 2: be even better because she is like the most loved
Speaker 2: celebrity I think of all time.
Speaker 1: And she just made a resurgence too with with with
Speaker 1: a Lotus Lotus first Lady of the Otis And yeah,
Speaker 1: she would be great. She's bringing like a light, like
Speaker 1: a good bit of humor to it, which I think
Speaker 1: is a nice thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I say Leslie, Susan, or Jennifer Coolidge in that order.
Speaker 1: They are Jennifer.
Speaker 2: Coolidge, Yeah, then Leslie, then suit.
Speaker 1: We met Leslie, we met her both. Leslie's great. She
Speaker 1: is a golfer, so we bonded over that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's super sweet. I could see her being a bachelor.
Speaker 2: I could also see Susan because Susan's like so vocal
Speaker 2: and out there. They would be two different seasons, but
Speaker 2: both right.
Speaker 1: But Jennifer, Oh my god, I wonder what the casting
Speaker 1: would be like for that. Like I feel like casting
Speaker 1: a Golden Bachelor season is easier than casting a Golden bachelorette.
Speaker 2: Has He've been cast girls younger.
Speaker 1: There's that, and I just feel like I just feel
Speaker 1: like a sixty year old woman is so much more like,
Speaker 1: how would you like reliable than a sixty year old man,
Speaker 1: you know, interesting in the sense where like a sixty
Speaker 1: year old man could be like, I'm only gonna date
Speaker 1: twenty five year olds, you know what I mean. They're
Speaker 1: kind of like they could be slimy and gross. I
Speaker 1: don't know why I think that, And I'm not saying
Speaker 1: all the sixty year old men are like that.
Speaker 2: You're thinking of like sugar daddy guys.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe the next show should be the sugar Daddy Bachelor.
Speaker 3: And you just get like, like.
Speaker 2: You cast an older guy but the same twenty four
Speaker 2: year old girls and all the.
Speaker 3: Same twenty four year olds, and you're like, I'm a billionaire,
Speaker 3: let's make some good TV.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, we'll see what happens. I guess. I don't
Speaker 1: know when that announcement is going to be, but probably
Speaker 1: not for a while.
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, they just announced that it'll be airing in
Speaker 2: fall twenty twenty four.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so they'll probably film in spring or something should.
Speaker 2: Come soon, probably at the end of the season, but.
Speaker 1: We'll get out the Bachelorette films in spring, like just
Speaker 1: the regular Bachelorette.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Makes a question when they're gonna film Paradise.
Speaker 2: I don't think Paradise is coming back.
Speaker 1: I think we've got it. We've got a suck confirmed.
Speaker 1: But I do think that we talked about it and
Speaker 1: Carmel a little bit about it being canceled.
Speaker 2: That's my point, or suspended. Yeah, so maybe it's Bachelorette
Speaker 2: and then Golden Bachelorette films in place.
Speaker 1: Of that'd be crazy.
Speaker 3: If there's no Paradise, it sucks, I know, like, could
Speaker 3: you imagine if that beach is just never oh like
Speaker 3: the beach that means so much to us.
Speaker 1: They should do like that. Just about to say that,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, they should do like a reunion.
Speaker 2: Paradise should had a lot of good ideas today, Thank.
Speaker 1: You so much. That's the most ideal scenario ever. They
Speaker 1: bring you and Ashley, Me and Kaylin, Joe and Serena,
Speaker 1: who else, Jade and Tanner, Raven and Adam, Kenny and Maury.
Speaker 1: There's got to be more, Noah, Abigail, Oh yeah, Dylan
Speaker 1: and yeah, oh Dylan and Hennay. Yeah, that's enough right there.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. And we play games and we like
Speaker 2: fight and.
Speaker 1: Look, let's say someone hits it off with someone else's husband.
Speaker 1: Oh hell no, But could you imagine the drama?
Speaker 2: Yeah, rating we would sit back and watch.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I would anywhere. You would see my my
Speaker 1: big roles of fat and be like, oh, Dylan's looking
Speaker 1: pretty nice right now. I like this.
Speaker 2: Okay, So we need to talk to Bachelor producers and
Speaker 2: we need to get both these shows.
Speaker 1: Made Love It Reunion in Paradise. There we go. Gosh,
Speaker 1: I'm just full of it today. See what happens when
Speaker 1: your wife has the kindle turned up late right all
Speaker 1: the way to ten.
Speaker 2: Actually I like this, and we either have to sleep
Speaker 2: in the bunk beds as a couple, or if you
Speaker 2: win the games, you get the boom boom room and
Speaker 2: the AC. This could be good.
Speaker 1: There's something there anyways that's going to do it for
Speaker 1: this week's episode of Worst Suckers. For Valentine's Day, Jared,
Speaker 1: I hope you and actually have a great Valentine's Day,
Speaker 1: You guys day.
Speaker 2: I hope you wonderful Valentine's Day.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much.
Speaker 2: You welcome.
Speaker 1: You can't wait for the flowers that you're gonna get
Speaker 1: me h. Be sure to tune in next week, where
Speaker 1: maybe we suck just a little bit less