Speaker 1: Now I'm texting a friend that was also there, and
Speaker 1: I was like, did I say something? You're like no,
Speaker 1: what what is wrong with you? And I'm like, I
Speaker 1: don't know, I don't know. Let me just eat my
Speaker 1: McDonald's quarter poudner and shut the fuck up. Calm Down
Speaker 1: with Aeron and Carissa is a production of iHeartRadio.
Speaker 2: Five, six, seven, eight and one and two and three
Speaker 2: and four and five and six and seven eight. I
Speaker 2: love when you do that.
Speaker 1: It actually makes me think about how I need to
Speaker 1: get together with Kendra and work on.
Speaker 2: My off season dances. Welcome everybody to.
Speaker 1: The Calm Down Podcast. I love when Aaron's sister Kendra
Speaker 1: teaches me a little dance. It takes me a long
Speaker 1: time to learn the steps, but I get really excited
Speaker 1: to learn a little hip hop dancing.
Speaker 2: What up girls? Speaking of siblings, how about Jason Kelcey?
Speaker 2: What what a frickin' champ? All of it? Take the
Speaker 2: shirt off? You list up? The little girl have her meat,
Speaker 2: Taylor Swift.
Speaker 1: I also love like just that whole suite is really
Speaker 1: really a time in there for sure. And also my
Speaker 1: sweet Ryan Fitzpatrick was also there was also had his
Speaker 1: shirt off. He so I was with him the night
Speaker 1: before they were leaving. We were all at this event,
Speaker 1: and he was leaving the next morning to get on
Speaker 1: a flight at five forty five am fly back with
Speaker 1: his wife Liza to Arizona, pick up their seven children,
Speaker 1: and then fly to Buffalo to take all the kids
Speaker 1: to the game. And I looked at Liza and I
Speaker 1: was like, I don't even think of it. I get
Speaker 1: up in time to like have brush. I mean a
Speaker 1: quarter pounder. You God damn right I did. I was
Speaker 1: talking to her in the next morning because I went
Speaker 1: to a party and weird just helped myself to the
Speaker 1: free cocktails. I this is how bad it was in
Speaker 1: the best way possible. I was waiting until eleven o'clock
Speaker 1: on the Uber eats McDonald's menu so I could get lunch,
Speaker 1: and I ordered a quarter pounder and it was the
Speaker 1: best part on the app is like, want to order again,
Speaker 1: sure do, click click click, And the doorbell rang right
Speaker 1: as Aaron and I were talking and the dogs were going.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, sorry, my pounders here stand by,
Speaker 1: I mean a quarter pounder and some frendship that kids donald.
Speaker 2: Oh god, it was so good.
Speaker 1: And then I just sat on that couch the rest
Speaker 1: of the day. I had every intention to come down
Speaker 1: to see you and Mac, and I was like, I
Speaker 1: can't move. I'm sitting on this couch. I'm watching what
Speaker 1: was a great Lions Boss game, and then of course
Speaker 1: the Bill's Chiefs game. We'll have more on that in
Speaker 1: a second, but I want to go back to your
Speaker 1: game for a second. Have you dried out from the
Speaker 1: San Francisco rain?
Speaker 2: My little thing it was the rain? Wasn't that bad?
Speaker 3: The only thing I was telling you this yesterday. The
Speaker 3: only problem with the rain. I don't care about how
Speaker 3: I look. I go a hat on and you know
Speaker 3: your your hair is what it is. I it's more
Speaker 3: of a bummer with your notes, Like I take really
Speaker 3: detailed notes because I have such a paranoid and I'll
Speaker 3: miss something that I'll screw up, like with a coaches
Speaker 3: interview or a player handwriting too. I don't but I
Speaker 3: love you. I care for you that half the time.
Speaker 3: And then I have a whole like binder of notes
Speaker 3: I took throughout the week. And when it's raining, like
Speaker 3: you just can't do much. It's a pain in the ass.
Speaker 3: So whatever it kind of messes with that whole thing.
Speaker 3: But other than that, it's fine. Game was phenomenal, It's great.
Speaker 3: Love your jacket super fun.
Speaker 1: I also neede that skirt that you had on in
Speaker 1: the Brock Party interview.
Speaker 2: Was it navy? It was navy like skin.
Speaker 3: Oh it was really cool to actually and yeah, thanks.
Speaker 3: My jacket was a little perfect moment. It was kind
Speaker 3: of a little.
Speaker 2: Busy for me, but I was like, you know what, like,
Speaker 2: let's just try new things. What was I going to say?
Speaker 2: Two things?
Speaker 3: One about the Packers and one about San Francisco. I'm
Speaker 3: so excited for the Packers future.
Speaker 2: I just am.
Speaker 3: Jordan Love is such a dream. We've talked about it before.
Speaker 3: He is so sweet, he is so thoughtful. He's really
Speaker 3: done well in getting that group together. I'm excited about
Speaker 3: you know, what's gonna happen down the road. We talked
Speaker 3: about it last week. We'll be going to Green Bay
Speaker 3: next year and I'm looking forward to it. But the
Speaker 3: NFL is fun when Green Bay is good. And San Francisco, Wow,
Speaker 3: I mean, there was so much talk this week like
Speaker 3: there was last week with Dallas about the pressure, and
Speaker 3: I genuinely adore a lot of guys on that team,
Speaker 3: like a Trent Williams of Fred Warner, you know, Christian McCaffrey,
Speaker 3: what he puts into it, And when shit was getting closed,
Speaker 3: the look on their faces was like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: Oh my God, Like Trent Williams pacing on the sideline,
Speaker 3: Christian McCaffrey coming over and talk to him, Like Fred
Speaker 3: Warner when they couldn't make a stop and Jordan Love
Speaker 3: pulls it out of his ass on third down. Fred
Speaker 3: Warner's like, it's just like it sucks because you're We've
Speaker 3: talked about it around these guys all the time. We
Speaker 3: had that stat about Kyle, you know, not being able
Speaker 3: to come back, and it's just.
Speaker 1: One and thirty one when they were trailing by five
Speaker 1: points in the fourth quarter, like that was the only
Speaker 1: only that was the one where they were able to
Speaker 1: come back. I know, And I couldn't there was we
Speaker 1: couldn't have this sound on because where we were, we
Speaker 1: weren't able to have like, yeah, we're just watching so
Speaker 1: I'm sitting you'll appreciate this. God love him. We're sitting
Speaker 1: at a table. It's me, Andrew Ryan and then Al Michaels.
Speaker 1: So since we couldn't hear the game, Al pulls it
Speaker 1: up on his phone and he starts commentating the last
Speaker 1: few minutes.
Speaker 2: It was like awesome.
Speaker 1: It was great because we couldn't hear the sound, so
Speaker 1: I was like, I got it. And he starts calling
Speaker 1: the last few minutes of the game, and I was like, look,
Speaker 1: that's a great substitute for voll Yours got auty calls.
Speaker 1: Thank you America. But yeah, I was as I looked
Speaker 1: up and I was like twenty one seventeen, like, because
Speaker 1: here's the thing that Cowboys and I don't need to
Speaker 1: tell you that green Bay, excuse me, roster the youngest
Speaker 1: roster in the NFL, and to just see what they've done,
Speaker 1: because I remember watching I was in Green Bay for
Speaker 1: that or very very early on in the season for
Speaker 1: Thursday Night Football and Detroit had beat Green Bay and
Speaker 1: it was kind of like, oh God, like is Jordan
Speaker 1: Love even the guy like everybody you know does this
Speaker 1: bullshit where it's like give the kid a second. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And watching them and what they were able to do
Speaker 1: and what they did against the Cowboys and then what
Speaker 1: it looked like they were even going to be able
Speaker 1: to do against San Francisco. So yeah, the league is
Speaker 1: in good hands with those guys and happy for Matt
Speaker 1: Lafleur too, and that feeling where it was like, you know,
Speaker 1: is it the coach or is it the quarterback? And
Speaker 1: that whole thing, like right with the departure of Green
Speaker 1: Aaron and knowing that it's like, hey, like Matt Lafleour
Speaker 1: is a wonderful head coach and that's going to be
Speaker 1: a great team.
Speaker 2: But good for San Francisco. It's time. It's time, I
Speaker 2: mean the.
Speaker 3: Right and it's win the super Bowl or bust honestly
Speaker 3: at this point for them and they know that and
Speaker 3: they feel it and it's wow.
Speaker 2: How about Detroit pressure, Yeah with Campbell?
Speaker 1: Good for him, Yeah, And I talk about like, you
Speaker 1: know that whole thing. I was watching Kyle Brandt on
Speaker 1: the NFL Networks pre game and he was like giving
Speaker 1: like this whole speech and being like don't be satisfied
Speaker 1: like with just one one playoff win, Like, oh, we're
Speaker 1: just lucky, We're happy to be here. It's like do it,
Speaker 1: Like why can't you? You're Jared Goff played in a
Speaker 1: super Bowl before, and like good for him too in
Speaker 1: terms of like his own redemption and to feel like
Speaker 1: he's been you know, rejected in a way, and for
Speaker 1: him to be able to come back and good for
Speaker 1: that city, so great storylines.
Speaker 3: That's going to be a wonderful game. Both excited for
Speaker 3: you are going to be incredible. I really really do.
Speaker 3: It's funny people think that we're so biased in everything,
Speaker 3: and in the end, I hate when other teams lose,
Speaker 3: Like I hate seeing Josh Allen lose last night. I
Speaker 3: think it's terrible for the Mayfield. That's all of it.
Speaker 3: I just I get emotional. I like last week, I'm
Speaker 3: trying to find bro Perdy on the field and I
Speaker 3: walk right past door and love and all he wanted
Speaker 3: to do is just hug him. It's just like you
Speaker 3: just we are so close and we see how much
Speaker 3: these guys put in and it's their lives.
Speaker 2: And I know it's watching.
Speaker 1: Baker throw that last interception, you could just see like
Speaker 1: oh and then I like what you're watching. Josh Allen
Speaker 1: put his arm around the Fakers and walk into that
Speaker 1: tunnel and it's like to your point, it's like these
Speaker 1: and we talked about it even with Dallas. It's like
Speaker 1: these are human beings who go home, Like can imagine
Speaker 1: like the disappointment especially in the situation like the games,
Speaker 1: like on your shoulders and whether you throw the interception.
Speaker 1: But that's also the other side of that is the victory. Right,
Speaker 1: it's like good for the Chiefs. Everyone's been like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's not raked AFC championships. I mean the fact that
Speaker 1: Patrick Mahomes he's played in an AFC championship game every
Speaker 1: year of his career. Like I'm sorry, like you can say,
Speaker 1: like this offense isn't what it used to be and
Speaker 1: all the drop passes and this and that when it
Speaker 1: freaking matters, like they find ways to win, and they
Speaker 1: did look really good last night. They like put it
Speaker 1: all together, and that defense has shown up for them.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I feel bad for Josha, and I mean
Speaker 1: we could go on and on, but it's gonna be
Speaker 1: a great game. I'm excited for you to have that
Speaker 1: and you obviously you're in San Francisco again.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's supposed to be good weather winners.
Speaker 1: Okay, So your season is not over. Mine has been
Speaker 1: over for going on two weeks now, and it feels
Speaker 1: weird to not be like, uh, doing any shows or
Speaker 1: things like that. But I also got to tell you,
Speaker 1: it's kind of nice to just sit back and be
Speaker 1: a fan and like settle in and watch the games.
Speaker 1: But I also need to I'm having this thing and
Speaker 1: we've talked about on You've coined the phrase re entry,
Speaker 1: like I can't have the excuse of like, oh, I'm
Speaker 1: so tired, I'm working all the time, Like I need
Speaker 1: to get up, I get in my routine.
Speaker 2: You have back unsettled though. That's the thing.
Speaker 3: Though You're freaking going at it for eighteen weeks and
Speaker 3: we're talking two games that are two shows.
Speaker 2: That's not easy, Carissa.
Speaker 1: No, and I love you for that, but I'm also like, okay,
Speaker 1: like how long is enough time where it's like I
Speaker 1: can justify like sitting on the couch and watching home
Speaker 1: design shows all day, and then it's four o'clock and
Speaker 1: I'm like maybe I should get here my pajamas. So
Speaker 1: I'm going to Santa Barbara this week. My sweet Seat
Speaker 1: is taking me up there for a little end of
Speaker 1: the year kind of staycasion because it's you know, close
Speaker 1: but not so I'm excited to do that. And then
Speaker 1: it is time I got to figure out like get
Speaker 1: back in my routine. And I also need to like
Speaker 1: make an effort. Like I was thinking about the other day,
Speaker 1: like I need to go to the grocery store and
Speaker 1: I need to make dinner. I cannot tell you the
Speaker 1: last time I made a meal.
Speaker 2: Not that seeking.
Speaker 1: I mean it'd be like, you know, little domestic, he
Speaker 1: doesn't care, like he prefers to cook. But I need to,
Speaker 1: like I have my checklist of like things to do,
Speaker 1: like we also need to.
Speaker 2: Like get it to my and like you and me
Speaker 2: go do something.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, you and I have a date, Kelly, you're
Speaker 1: still working, but yeah, my re entry needs to happen,
Speaker 1: and so I need to make a list and get
Speaker 1: back in that routine too.
Speaker 2: So I need to introduce myself to my kid.
Speaker 3: I literally was with him for thirty minutes today and
Speaker 3: then I was like, sorry, buddy, I've got to go
Speaker 3: do the podcast. I've got to go then go make
Speaker 3: this appearance thing and then I'll be back not until
Speaker 3: four o'clock today. And I looked at our nanny, who
Speaker 3: I'm grateful for, and I was like, I have one
Speaker 3: more week left, and she's like, it's okay, it's okay.
Speaker 1: But the same things you're telling me, you are working hard,
Speaker 1: so that that little nugget can have a great life.
Speaker 1: Do not feel guilty, dude. He is seven months. He
Speaker 1: only will know love and will only appreciate. I've said
Speaker 1: this to you before. My mom worked three jobs. My
Speaker 1: dad worked two jobs. And when I think back, my
Speaker 1: mom would come home, like my earliest memory of like
Speaker 1: her working hard. She'd come home from her school job.
Speaker 1: She was like a playground teacher. She would work at
Speaker 1: a restaurant at night, and I remember her coming home
Speaker 1: making dinner for us, and then she'd go into the laundroom,
Speaker 1: she'd iron her skirt that she had to wear, and
Speaker 1: like this whole thing, and all I remember thinking is like, Wow,
Speaker 1: I'm so grateful that she works so hard, so like
Speaker 1: we could have things. And then she'd work an extra
Speaker 1: shift at the restaurant so she could pay for my
Speaker 1: select basketball. And there was never one memory where I
Speaker 1: was like all she did was work. It was a
Speaker 1: full gratitude that she works so hard, so like we
Speaker 1: could have stuff. And then now that's why I'm like, mother,
Speaker 1: sit down, don't do a goddamn thing. You need to
Speaker 1: get manicures and pedicures for the rest of your life
Speaker 1: because you worked for forty years to make sure we
Speaker 1: could have everything. So do not feel guilty. You know
Speaker 1: that's easier said than done because you're in it.
Speaker 2: But don't. I'm just excited for my one eye to
Speaker 2: open back up.
Speaker 3: Like when I get tired, my lazy eye gets real
Speaker 3: crazy lazy. Yeah, you can see it in all the videos,
Speaker 3: like this is so much smaller, Like it's I'd never
Speaker 3: been a sussame. My dad said he had the same
Speaker 3: thing when he was on camera tired. Yeah, I just
Speaker 3: look real. I mean, I don't know if it's a
Speaker 3: diagnosed lazy eye, but it gets significantly smaller. So I'll
Speaker 3: just be doing the NMC Championship like this. Hey guys, welcome.
Speaker 2: So the pressure really on the forty nine ers is
Speaker 2: they trying to make it to their.
Speaker 1: I'm having issues with my under eye. My under eyes
Speaker 1: very dry, if anyone knows anything. And then I've been
Speaker 1: putting on so much under eye cream that I got
Speaker 1: like a massive ZiT under that was like an underground one.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I don't know what's going on there. Anyways,
Speaker 1: who cares? I want to talk about something.
Speaker 2: Go.
Speaker 1: The other day I was in the car and there
Speaker 1: was so much traffic and like GPS is telling where
Speaker 1: you go to me twenty minutes. I was going I
Speaker 1: was going to get my extensions out because I have
Speaker 1: four strands of hair.
Speaker 2: And let breathe, let me breathe.
Speaker 1: Look at good, look at shot shoddy, swing my way
Speaker 1: just a story short, took them all out good. And
Speaker 1: then so I was going from one side of town
Speaker 1: to the other. And I don't know if anyone else
Speaker 1: gets this thing. I think I'm smarter than the GPS.
Speaker 1: I'm like, it should not take twenty minutes to get there,
Speaker 1: Like this is wrong, this is wrong. So then I
Speaker 1: start deviating from the GPS and then it's like, make
Speaker 1: a U turn and I'm like, I'm making you turn.
Speaker 1: Now I turn the thing up, and now I'm it's
Speaker 1: forty five minutes.
Speaker 2: Now I'm lost.
Speaker 1: I don't know where I'm going, and I'm like, why
Speaker 1: do I think I'm going to outsmart the GPS. Just
Speaker 1: stick to the thing because I'll look ahead and I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh this, this looks like there's a lot of traffic
Speaker 1: up there. I'm not going to go up there. The
Speaker 1: GPS is taking you on the fastest route. Just listen
Speaker 1: to the thing. And then I get so mad at myself,
Speaker 1: but I do it every time, and I don't know
Speaker 1: if anyone else does that.
Speaker 2: But I was thinking to myself as I was doing it.
Speaker 2: I was like, here I.
Speaker 1: Go again, thinking I'm smarter than the actual technology that
Speaker 1: is designed to get me there faster. And so I
Speaker 1: get lost and I get annoyed, and then I'm like,
Speaker 1: get me out of this car, and I hate driving.
Speaker 1: If I had all the money in the world, i'd
Speaker 1: have a driver. Think about all the things you do
Speaker 1: re in a car, if you didn't have calls, studying
Speaker 1: all the things I've got to do. I agree, I
Speaker 1: hate driving. I'm a terrible driver. Admittingly I am not patient.
Speaker 1: I am, but I'm really good about like I used
Speaker 1: to be bad about texting and driving. I almost fully
Speaker 1: say that'd be like, oh like at this, like no now,
Speaker 1: phone over here. Won't do it because I just cannot
Speaker 1: risk being in a car accident. But I hate it.
Speaker 1: I hate driving.
Speaker 2: I hate it.
Speaker 3: I hate it right now too, because I know I'm
Speaker 3: so tired. I know, like it is ever since having mac,
Speaker 3: having a full time job, trying to get shit done
Speaker 3: in less than four days in a week because I'm
Speaker 3: gone on the weekend, like I am not present on
Speaker 3: the road and that's and he's not in the car
Speaker 3: with me, so please don't be the headline. It's I'm
Speaker 3: just with myself and I'm like, I shouldn't be driving
Speaker 3: right now, like this is not a good fit.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I agree, I need another thing. I'm more excited.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I'm looking at I'm looking at Good
Speaker 3: Morning Football and Gillian's and her poncho behind George Kittle
Speaker 3: right now, I'm in the middle.
Speaker 2: Of the culture. That's take a pasure of hysterical. I'm
Speaker 2: crying here. I am walking around. Oh my god, I'm crying.
Speaker 2: George Kittle.
Speaker 3: I turn her, I go, George, congratulations. He goes, hey,
Speaker 3: do me a favor real quick.
Speaker 2: I was like, what. He goes, wave to my family.
Speaker 2: They're right up there. They love you. Stop bitch. I
Speaker 2: love him.
Speaker 1: I don't know what has she ever had a bad day?
Speaker 1: That guy not a bad dame wife.
Speaker 2: And they're adorable burgos. She I know, she is gorgeous.
Speaker 2: And Claire's mom used to be a broadcast.
Speaker 1: She would do I think she had folleyball basketball now
Speaker 1: is so Claire's always like I have the most respect
Speaker 1: for you girls for you women, because my mom did
Speaker 1: that and I know what it takes. Anyways, I we
Speaker 1: just love those That's such.
Speaker 2: A great group. Here's a good George Kittle line.
Speaker 3: I got to talk to him on the phone last
Speaker 3: week and I was just like, hey, so, you know,
Speaker 3: with being off for the last two weeks, obviously having
Speaker 3: a buy for the wild card and a lot of
Speaker 3: their starters didn't play week eighteen, what's the biggest way
Speaker 3: to get in a rhythm early? Like, what do you
Speaker 3: think is important? And he goes, hey, I got something
Speaker 3: to tell you. It turns out Christian McCaffrey's pretty good.
Speaker 2: We should run the ball. He's just so funny.
Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, I read a couple of articles
Speaker 3: saying that, you knowdorable awesome.
Speaker 1: Yeah, always has a good time and just doesn't take
Speaker 1: himself too seriously.
Speaker 3: Also, video right now, and I know we already discussed it,
Speaker 3: right of kel Jason jumping out of the suite with
Speaker 3: the with the Bills fans. One thing I love about him.
Speaker 3: I like obviously plays we got it the Eagles. His
Speaker 3: brother's on, you know, the team that's trying to beat
Speaker 3: the Bills. But he and I don't know about Travis.
Speaker 3: I feel like he's just become one with the people,
Speaker 3: like when he was with Thursday Night Football in Chicago.
Speaker 3: When he's out there, you know, yeah, I love that.
Speaker 3: It's like fits, you know, like it's just I'm just.
Speaker 1: Gonna say, that's exactly who he reminds me of, and
Speaker 1: that they every fan base loves him for the other
Speaker 1: team like he's just and because you know why, and
Speaker 1: we love their podcast New Heights is because even like
Speaker 1: on game the game day fit like joke, He's like,
Speaker 1: I play football.
Speaker 2: This is not a fashion show. I don't care.
Speaker 1: Like he's just like speaking of Like on the pregame
Speaker 1: we discussed there was a wonderful, wonderful question.
Speaker 2: By our listeners.
Speaker 1: Listeners, I also act like this is like a top
Speaker 1: ten radio show. Like our listeners out there, thank you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Casey Kase that they saying like if you could be
Speaker 1: a queen for the day or whatever. But yeah, he
Speaker 1: is a man of the people and we just love
Speaker 1: that about him.
Speaker 2: Adorable.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you have a big week of preparatio. What
Speaker 1: else do we have going on? We've got We've.
Speaker 2: Got some headlines which we haven't done in a while. Yes,
Speaker 2: do you want to do these? Yes, let's do them.
Speaker 3: You love this one? Do you want to introduce it?
Speaker 3: About the dad and tech string? Who says the string?
Speaker 3: It's on here?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: Dad hilariously revolts on his family's chatty group text strength.
Speaker 1: Can't live with the pressure. If your family group chat
Speaker 1: is stressing you out, just copy and paste the message below.
Speaker 1: Doctor Thomas de Razzo and eye surgeon, Hey, maybe you
Speaker 1: could ask him about your right text it his why
Speaker 1: two daughters. I can't keep up with the pressure of
Speaker 1: always having to lol or like or heart everyone's random thoughts,
Speaker 1: picks and amusements for the future text. I love them,
Speaker 1: laugh at them and like them unless it's bad, then
Speaker 1: I dislike them. It's in perpetuity. I can't live with
Speaker 1: the pressure.
Speaker 2: I'm out.
Speaker 1: That's endoroble racle for a number of different reasons. So
Speaker 1: last night I had my phone on my charger, which
Speaker 1: is in the kitchen. So I which I've also try
Speaker 1: to do more of, which is put my phone like away.
Speaker 3: I love that, but I don't love it when I'm
Speaker 3: trying to get in touch with you, I think to disguis.
Speaker 1: So I get my phone and then I've missed seventy
Speaker 1: five texts between you and Shregger on the text chain,
Speaker 1: so then you have to scroll back and obviously get
Speaker 1: caught up. And then I'm like, I'm apologizing, like sorry,
Speaker 1: just seeing this, blah blah blah.
Speaker 2: But that text chain is fine.
Speaker 1: But if you've ever been on the text chain with
Speaker 1: like the baby shower or like.
Speaker 2: A lot of women, like enough already.
Speaker 1: And by the way, let's also get into this to
Speaker 1: doctor dio Rozzo's point, do we have to heart something?
Speaker 1: Do we have to like something? Do we even have
Speaker 1: to respond to something?
Speaker 2: Pressure? There is pressure you feel like I do with
Speaker 2: my friends or sometimes like I'm not gonna lie. We're
Speaker 2: on a big text chain with you, your hubby, the staffords,
Speaker 2: Like if no one comments on anything, I'm like, I'm sorry,
Speaker 2: was that not funny? Like the thing I said, you
Speaker 2: guy is Greg's fireball thing?
Speaker 3: No one commented and I thought Matthew would have loved it,
Speaker 3: and like you signed texted me and I was.
Speaker 2: Like, I want to be like, are you guys mad
Speaker 2: at me?
Speaker 1: This? Like wait, I actually get that. Sometimes if you
Speaker 1: don't respond for a long time, I'm like, fuck, is she.
Speaker 2: Mad at me? But It's like, what are we talking
Speaker 2: about here? Like, sorry, I.
Speaker 4: Haven't texted her back twice she reached out to you. Melissa,
Speaker 4: this is a PSA. I just I watched you last night.
Speaker 4: Great job by the way, yellow looked fire. I'm not
Speaker 4: mad at you. I just haven't responded. My mother in
Speaker 4: law just texted me. I think my sister in law
Speaker 4: I have I.
Speaker 2: Don't know worry. I can't see my eyes. Melissa's stark
Speaker 2: text me.
Speaker 1: She's like, does Aaron have a new number? She hasn't
Speaker 1: gotten back in a while, so I text Aeron. I
Speaker 1: was like, yo, hit Melissa back. She thinks you're mad enough.
Speaker 2: Not mad it is? And then like how many days
Speaker 2: is too many times? I know to get back? And
Speaker 2: then we're responding.
Speaker 1: You told me someone text you the other day, and
Speaker 1: then you waited twenty four hours. I was like, do
Speaker 1: not make that person away twenty four hours? Like there's
Speaker 1: so many different text things and protocols. I know who
Speaker 1: you're trying to think of. No it is, I know
Speaker 1: who it is.
Speaker 3: But then a coach was so sweet during the divisional
Speaker 3: texted me after my stand up and he was like,
Speaker 3: just was so sweet the compliment and I forgot to
Speaker 3: text him back, and then she was like three days
Speaker 3: later and I was like, coach, this means so much
Speaker 3: to me, but it really did so much seventy two
Speaker 3: hours later and it meant so much to me that
Speaker 3: I'll respond.
Speaker 1: There is so much pressure in the text shade. I
Speaker 1: actually had this happen the other day. I had given
Speaker 1: a different kind of pressure a thank you for the
Speaker 1: thank you. So my sweet tailor who works for me
Speaker 1: for house and home, she had written me a thank
Speaker 1: you note, and then I wrote her back a text
Speaker 1: thanking her for the.
Speaker 2: Thank you note? Like how many times do we have
Speaker 2: to thank for the thank you thing?
Speaker 1: Like? Cause it was so nice and I love that
Speaker 1: she wrote a handwritten note, So now I'm thanking her
Speaker 1: for that. And then does she have to write back
Speaker 1: no thank you? And then as she hearting it like
Speaker 1: a lot of back and forth. I have so much anxiety.
Speaker 1: I also just one of her bosses just texted me
Speaker 1: and I got excited. I was like, and he was
Speaker 1: just asking if I was coming back to LA after
Speaker 1: the game. I was like, am I getting fired? There
Speaker 1: is so there are those names though, that pop up
Speaker 1: and you're like, so you do have to hurt.
Speaker 2: Right away and immediately.
Speaker 1: And then I hate it when you won't well because
Speaker 1: it won't recognize our face because we're tired. And then
Speaker 1: you've got to put the pass code in and your
Speaker 1: that feels like the longest time ever for putting the
Speaker 1: pass code in to reveal what's actually on the text message.
Speaker 2: I hate that.
Speaker 1: I get real stressed out though about the non return
Speaker 1: text people.
Speaker 2: Then I'm like, oh my.
Speaker 1: God, and especially after like a night where you've been
Speaker 1: out with them, like you thought it was so much
Speaker 1: fun and your memory of the night might be different
Speaker 1: than their memory of the night, and you write back,
Speaker 1: I had so much fun with you, like I love you,
Speaker 1: rated so much, so much crickets forever, And then you're like,
Speaker 1: oh shit, was my recollection of the night very different
Speaker 1: than theirs. Now I'm texting a friend that was also there,
Speaker 1: and I was like, did I say something? You're like no,
Speaker 1: what what is wrong with you? And I'm like, I
Speaker 1: don't know, I don't know. Let me just eat my
Speaker 1: McDonald's quarter pounder and shut the fuck up.
Speaker 2: And then your stomach hurts. It's just so many things.
Speaker 2: And then the bathroom, like no one walk in there.
Speaker 3: Anyways, I like this other one, this other headline.
Speaker 2: That's great.
Speaker 3: Okay, here's why you should never use a hotel iron,
Speaker 3: According to a travel expert, never use a hotel to
Speaker 3: press or clothes one. An expert travel or warn you
Speaker 3: don't know where it's been.
Speaker 2: I got at first.
Speaker 3: I was like, whoa h it's worth expecting, it's worth
Speaker 3: inspecting the hotel iron or testing it on a non
Speaker 3: external facing garment before trusting your soon to be.
Speaker 2: Crisp white shirt.
Speaker 3: Why pilots and others notoriously use irons to reheat pizza
Speaker 3: and other food during layovers, That was the last thing
Speaker 3: I thought they would say. First of all, I'm a
Speaker 3: steamer gal. We've talked about this. I love a portable steamer.
Speaker 3: I can't iron anything.
Speaker 2: I'll burn it. I'll put a crease in it that
Speaker 2: shouldn't be there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, okay, definitely didn't think that anyone would be
Speaker 1: Who's like, hey, let me reheat this pizza and put
Speaker 1: an iron. That's very bizarre. You know what my issue
Speaker 1: is with hotel irons.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you aren't always crusty things on them.
Speaker 1: Now, crusty mit cruster, and then that water sits in there,
Speaker 1: and so all the minerals that like think about in
Speaker 1: a Brita filter, Like why you have a brittle filter
Speaker 1: because it filters out all the minerals that are the
Speaker 1: bad things that are in the water. So all of
Speaker 1: that sediment like sits in iron water because who knows
Speaker 1: the last time you use it. So when you go
Speaker 1: to use this steamer function on the iron, now it's
Speaker 1: blowing out all the minerals on the white shirt or
Speaker 1: said silk blouse, and now you're fucked. So that's why
Speaker 1: I don't use it. I always if I have to
Speaker 1: win a pinch first. I used to not even iron
Speaker 1: things like what a little just a little loser. I
Speaker 1: was like, ah, it's too much work. I'm not ironing it,
Speaker 1: and then taking the hair dryer, chacking the hair dryer
Speaker 1: and trying to like blow the hair in the shower
Speaker 1: and then hoping to go it didn't fall off that
Speaker 1: hit it's in the bottom of the freaking installed stall
Speaker 1: or like I don't know, I like a stole. And
Speaker 1: then you or you're like this is gonna take way
Speaker 1: too long. You've closed the door. It's been in there
Speaker 1: for forty five minutes and like it's still not working. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but no, I don't do that anymore. You are the
Speaker 1: one that taught me just bring a steamer.
Speaker 2: But I still, I mean sometimes I do. Sometimes.
Speaker 3: I still like Greg and Greg and Troy, Greg and Kevin.
Speaker 3: I'm so impressed with them when they get there, they
Speaker 3: iron their suits and like one time, I think, where
Speaker 3: were we?
Speaker 2: God, I see it in my head. I just don't remember.
Speaker 3: I remember coming down and Greg just like is so disheveled,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, what's wrong?
Speaker 2: He goes my iron in my room didn't work? Can
Speaker 2: you tell?
Speaker 3: My shirts a mess? And I was like, Greg, I
Speaker 3: travel with a portable steamer, Like.
Speaker 2: Let me know.
Speaker 1: Okay, so this is what you're gonna do. You're gonna
Speaker 1: get him a portable steamer. Yeah, it's gonna you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, Like, give him a cute little gift
Speaker 1: attached a note to aque and just be like, you know,
Speaker 1: you're whatever. Just think of something creative to write on there,
Speaker 1: and he'll love it, like the little Amazon one that
Speaker 1: you have.
Speaker 2: He'll be so happy. I never the only wrinkles you'll
Speaker 2: have is the ones in my face from you making
Speaker 2: me laugh adorable.
Speaker 1: See there you go see. It'll take two seconds for
Speaker 1: the two seconds that you have in the.
Speaker 2: Day for you don't Melissa. I'm not mad at you.
Speaker 2: I just can't see.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you what else I'm so after I
Speaker 1: was this is off topic, but along the same line,
Speaker 1: not even along the same line. It's just a full
Speaker 1: pivot on my list of things I wanted to talk about.
Speaker 1: I'm not buying things anymore unless I really really need them.
Speaker 1: I as part of my re entry, I'm trying to
Speaker 1: get organized.
Speaker 2: You should have seen me the other day. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: I've got a picture. I'll put it.
Speaker 1: I'll send it to Ryan to put on our podcast
Speaker 1: about organization. I had papers everywhere. So I don't have
Speaker 1: a bit. I don't have a manager. I don't have
Speaker 1: an agent doing this.
Speaker 2: Oh myself.
Speaker 1: I don't have a business manager. I don't have an
Speaker 1: I have no one. I me myself. And have you
Speaker 1: ever seen those like videos where the women like I
Speaker 1: bought the housekeeper and the maid and the whatever presence
Speaker 1: and like just presents for themselves. This is me patting
Speaker 1: myself on my own back because I'm trying to get
Speaker 1: organized in my life. Because my filing cabinet was one
Speaker 1: thing above my microwave, and I would just throw all
Speaker 1: the paperwork in there, like literally, like the ded to
Speaker 1: my house, like.
Speaker 2: And what are we doing?
Speaker 1: Get frickin' organized. So the other day, this is me
Speaker 1: on my dining room. Look at all that paperwork, and
Speaker 1: Daisy is sitting there. This is me organizing everything, and
Speaker 1: I was so proud of myself. I got the label
Speaker 1: maker out and I did the DECs. I was like,
Speaker 1: I don't have an excuse. I'm not working anymore. I
Speaker 1: need to get my shit together. So now I'm tackling
Speaker 1: the guest room of all the clothes that we don't
Speaker 1: have organized that are all over the place. I saw
Speaker 1: some tags on clothes that I thought to myself, who
Speaker 1: the F I think I am? And I am so
Speaker 1: rich that I can afford by a black shirt for
Speaker 1: four hundred and twenty and the shirt is see through.
Speaker 1: I'm never gonna wear this. No, who do I think
Speaker 1: I am? Then I think to myself, can I still
Speaker 1: take it back? Nope, I'm not doing it anymore. Of all,
Speaker 1: I just got to be more disciplined.
Speaker 2: Get what you have. I have closets of shit, and listen,
Speaker 2: look there's right others to blame for this, but I'm
Speaker 2: not doing it anymore.
Speaker 1: No, it's and I'm reusing and I'm going to but
Speaker 1: a lot of that is because we don't know what
Speaker 1: we have. No, I'm not being so I am purging
Speaker 1: and there's nothing better. But nothing feels better than just
Speaker 1: throwing things out and or donatingonaise and my throating donating
Speaker 1: things or like that under the cupboard, like all of
Speaker 1: the products I will buy. I know I've talked about
Speaker 1: this before, the same product ten times because I can't
Speaker 1: find where the other one went. So that is part
Speaker 1: of my organization in this house. And it's gonna feel
Speaker 1: so good. I'm looking around this garage. It's just shit everywhere.
Speaker 1: But that's what I'm gonna do because it'll make me
Speaker 1: feel so good. Say, then, when you're done with your season,
Speaker 1: I'm coming over and I'll do it. We'll do it
Speaker 1: in your house. Yeah, and you and I, since we share.
Speaker 3: Clothes, I know we should look at what we have
Speaker 3: exactly exactly to do that, because there you have a
Speaker 3: child to take care of.
Speaker 2: I have horses and pigs. Defeat enough is enough. We
Speaker 2: are cleaning up on Aisle one, two and three, re
Speaker 2: entry for me starts next week, but I'm looking forward
Speaker 2: to some fun nights with you and Kelly. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: people are going to make a list of all the
Speaker 2: things I haven't done one friggin thing since your hair.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well.
Speaker 1: It's nice, but how long it is? And I say
Speaker 1: this every single time. I know that's another thing I'm
Speaker 1: gonna do some leaving condition.
Speaker 2: Hi guys, welcome to the content my mind. Oh ring Gillian, Oh,
Speaker 2: she is torrible. Bring her on in.
Speaker 1: Well, we'll let you go. I love you so much.
Speaker 1: I can't wait to watch you NFC Championship game. And
Speaker 1: I'm here for you for this week if you need
Speaker 1: any help in between them, and it is.
Speaker 2: Going to come to the NFC. That's cool.
Speaker 1: Eight mile eighty seven miles Stadium. Sowhaty was there?
Speaker 2: She was really pretty? Who was there? Sweedy? Oh sweetie?
Speaker 2: So you said I.
Speaker 1: Thought it was so weedy? Sorry, No, I don't know,
Speaker 1: no idea, I don't know. I don't even know who
Speaker 1: that is that I know a rapper?
Speaker 2: Are I don't know? She's really pretty. I know some
Speaker 2: of her songs.
Speaker 1: How about when I saw flow Rider sitting courtside at
Speaker 1: a heat game and I was like, huh was in
Speaker 1: Miami Heat band with the first I didn't put together
Speaker 1: that flow rider was Florida.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, wake exactly, that's what I said. I was like,
Speaker 2: my bad, I'm trying to see it.
Speaker 1: Hold on, that's my best she's my best friend.
Speaker 2: Oh tap In, that's her. She's great. See.
Speaker 1: Really, I could never go on a show like name
Speaker 1: that Tune or anything because like, I know the songs,
Speaker 1: but I don't know the songs. I just have to
Speaker 1: like hear them and then I'm in, Okay, keep it going, girl,
Speaker 1: keep it going, and answer that doorbell.
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