1 00:00:01,240 --> 00:00:04,120 Speaker 1: If you love reading the fine print on all your 2 00:00:04,160 --> 00:00:09,039 Speaker 1: online purchases and downloads nobody doesn't, then you are absolutely 3 00:00:09,080 --> 00:00:16,160 Speaker 1: gonna hate this next segment because it's headlines only, where 4 00:00:16,200 --> 00:00:20,240 Speaker 1: we don't waste your time giving you details and information 5 00:00:20,800 --> 00:00:21,759 Speaker 1: you don't want that. 6 00:00:21,960 --> 00:00:23,480 Speaker 2: No, we just read you. 7 00:00:23,480 --> 00:00:26,439 Speaker 1: The headline and then immediately scroll down to the bottom 8 00:00:26,480 --> 00:00:26,920 Speaker 1: of the page. 9 00:00:27,040 --> 00:00:29,280 Speaker 2: You can hit agree and move on with your life. 10 00:00:29,520 --> 00:00:31,319 Speaker 1: Yeah, and then need to tell your friends all about 11 00:00:31,320 --> 00:00:34,199 Speaker 1: the article you read that you Even that is. 12 00:00:34,159 --> 00:00:35,040 Speaker 3: Too much work. 13 00:00:35,120 --> 00:00:39,080 Speaker 1: Let's just start with your first headline only. A comprehensive 14 00:00:39,120 --> 00:00:43,600 Speaker 1: study has determined multi vitamins do not actually help people 15 00:00:43,680 --> 00:00:44,280 Speaker 1: live longer. 16 00:00:44,440 --> 00:00:47,040 Speaker 2: Oh my god, I just set this article to my mom. 17 00:00:47,159 --> 00:00:48,320 Speaker 2: I'm not even lying. 18 00:00:48,320 --> 00:00:50,440 Speaker 1: I hope she didn't read any of it because no 19 00:00:50,479 --> 00:00:52,080 Speaker 1: one wants to know any more information. 20 00:00:52,360 --> 00:00:55,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, just the headlines. We're moving on. 21 00:00:55,640 --> 00:00:59,480 Speaker 1: Next headline. A hiker in South Carolina found human remains 22 00:00:59,480 --> 00:01:03,320 Speaker 1: in the woods and decided to drop them off at Goodwill. 23 00:01:03,720 --> 00:01:06,760 Speaker 1: Oh no, did the store actually put them on the 24 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:07,920 Speaker 1: shelves and sell them? 25 00:01:08,520 --> 00:01:09,000 Speaker 2: Beats me. 26 00:01:09,520 --> 00:01:11,440 Speaker 1: You don't come here to learn. You come here for 27 00:01:11,560 --> 00:01:13,280 Speaker 1: headlines and nothing more. 28 00:01:13,600 --> 00:01:14,200 Speaker 2: You forgetting this. 29 00:01:14,319 --> 00:01:17,640 Speaker 1: Yeah, Next, a shocking survey found fifty nine percent of 30 00:01:17,720 --> 00:01:21,000 Speaker 1: Americans without a four oh one K thought that they 31 00:01:21,080 --> 00:01:21,560 Speaker 1: had one. 32 00:01:21,920 --> 00:01:26,040 Speaker 2: Oh no way, how many you have? Fifty ye? 33 00:01:26,080 --> 00:01:27,840 Speaker 3: Do check it makes sure we actually have one? 34 00:01:27,880 --> 00:01:29,279 Speaker 2: No way, do I retire? 35 00:01:29,680 --> 00:01:32,959 Speaker 1: Even more shocking, forty three percent don't know what a 36 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:37,319 Speaker 1: four oh one K is. Those are real Americans who 37 00:01:37,360 --> 00:01:41,880 Speaker 1: don't ask for specifics and clarifications. 38 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:42,760 Speaker 2: Like this company's got a crazy long marathon to sign 39 00:01:42,800 --> 00:01:42,959 Speaker 2: up for. 40 00:01:43,080 --> 00:01:44,520 Speaker 1: I don't know why we have to work till we're 41 00:01:44,520 --> 00:01:47,840 Speaker 1: eighty five here. Yeah, yeah, there's a reason the saying goes. 42 00:01:47,880 --> 00:01:50,720 Speaker 1: Happiness comes from the simple things, not from the minute 43 00:01:50,720 --> 00:01:54,280 Speaker 1: details in Minutia Brook, it's headlines and that's. 44 00:01:54,120 --> 00:01:56,200 Speaker 2: All we care about. That's right, misery. 45 00:01:56,600 --> 00:01:59,840 Speaker 1: But maybe the most important news of the year is 46 00:02:00,080 --> 00:02:05,240 Speaker 1: encapsulated in this headline. Seven to eleven now has cherry 47 00:02:05,400 --> 00:02:07,200 Speaker 1: slurpy flavored twinkies. 48 00:02:07,480 --> 00:02:12,840 Speaker 2: Oh oh, that's one that you don't need more Like 49 00:02:12,919 --> 00:02:14,040 Speaker 2: you just said it all. 50 00:02:14,160 --> 00:02:17,120 Speaker 1: I actually wish we could learn more about that, but 51 00:02:17,240 --> 00:02:22,200 Speaker 1: I can't why because it's what heady, you know. Because 52 00:02:22,200 --> 00:02:23,720 Speaker 1: it's time to get to the shot collar question of 53 00:02:23,760 --> 00:02:24,600 Speaker 1: the day. 54 00:02:25,440 --> 00:02:28,680 Speaker 2: Do you not know how this show works? Personally? 55 00:02:28,760 --> 00:02:32,480 Speaker 1: I hope it's questions only with no answers. Jake, don't 56 00:02:32,560 --> 00:02:33,240 Speaker 1: let us down. 57 00:02:34,480 --> 00:02:39,720 Speaker 3: The heat is scorchy, the hunks are bronzing, and the 58 00:02:39,800 --> 00:02:43,639 Speaker 3: calendar is bursting with juice. Today as we celebrate both 59 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:50,240 Speaker 3: National Blueberry and Raspberry Day, a juicy calendar, not one, 60 00:02:50,600 --> 00:02:53,000 Speaker 3: but two berry holidays on the same. 61 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:55,399 Speaker 1: Day, it is Berry Extravaganza. 62 00:02:55,760 --> 00:02:59,200 Speaker 3: Careful because, just like Violet Beauregarden, Willie Wanka, the beautiful 63 00:02:59,240 --> 00:03:02,960 Speaker 3: berries might lead to your undoing as we try an 64 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:07,520 Speaker 3: anti oxidant packed famous celebrity Berry's edition of. 65 00:03:10,960 --> 00:03:12,880 Speaker 2: It's On Now. 66 00:03:12,919 --> 00:03:15,360 Speaker 3: Listen up. I have a list of famous people with 67 00:03:15,440 --> 00:03:18,600 Speaker 3: the name Barry somewhere in their names. It could be 68 00:03:18,680 --> 00:03:23,280 Speaker 3: their first, their last, or somewhere in between. I'll give 69 00:03:23,280 --> 00:03:25,280 Speaker 3: you a hint to which Barry that is, and you 70 00:03:25,360 --> 00:03:27,520 Speaker 3: just have to guess it correctly to stay in the game. 71 00:03:28,120 --> 00:03:30,520 Speaker 3: Let's start with a woman who drinks Berry Blast every 72 00:03:30,600 --> 00:03:35,040 Speaker 3: night with her half cooked Kraft mac and cheese. That's Alexis, Alexis. 73 00:03:35,080 --> 00:03:36,840 Speaker 3: You are allowed no help from the rest of the 74 00:03:36,920 --> 00:03:40,000 Speaker 3: room on this one. Okay, Your hint for Barry is 75 00:03:40,840 --> 00:03:44,600 Speaker 3: Monster's Ball and X Men. What famous berry am I 76 00:03:44,640 --> 00:03:45,600 Speaker 3: talking about. 77 00:03:45,760 --> 00:03:49,800 Speaker 1: Oh well, I was really hoping you'd give me the 78 00:03:49,840 --> 00:03:50,440 Speaker 1: only one I know. 79 00:03:50,520 --> 00:03:52,680 Speaker 3: So she's who I'm gonna guess, even though it's not 80 00:03:52,920 --> 00:04:01,160 Speaker 3: Drew Berrymore Drew Barrymore for Halle Berry Stars Ball and 81 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:06,840 Speaker 3: sho Storm and x Mens. Now Marry. 82 00:04:06,960 --> 00:04:08,400 Speaker 2: If we go through this like three more times, I 83 00:04:08,480 --> 00:04:09,279 Speaker 2: might finally. 84 00:04:08,960 --> 00:04:10,920 Speaker 3: Get Okay, you're gonna bury me alive. 85 00:04:13,280 --> 00:04:14,000 Speaker 1: It's to be a. 86 00:04:14,040 --> 00:04:18,840 Speaker 3: Burry all right, Brooke, it's your turn. Your hint home 87 00:04:18,960 --> 00:04:23,880 Speaker 3: run record holder Verry Buds Dart Berry Ball. 88 00:04:24,200 --> 00:04:26,040 Speaker 2: Would you have taken Darryl Strawberry? 89 00:04:26,279 --> 00:04:29,560 Speaker 3: I would not, darned famously did not hit a lot 90 00:04:29,600 --> 00:04:30,560 Speaker 3: of home and he didn't. 91 00:04:30,760 --> 00:04:33,080 Speaker 2: He did juice, which is kind of there's a lot 92 00:04:33,120 --> 00:04:36,400 Speaker 2: of juice. I see what you did there other things. 93 00:04:36,520 --> 00:04:40,720 Speaker 3: Yes, we're over to Jose Jose. Your berry hint is 94 00:04:41,600 --> 00:04:44,560 Speaker 3: Charlie's Angels. Oh, I don't know. 95 00:04:45,200 --> 00:04:46,440 Speaker 2: I just I'm doing the polls. 96 00:04:46,520 --> 00:04:48,240 Speaker 3: If you guys can see from. 97 00:04:48,120 --> 00:04:51,560 Speaker 1: Your I don't know Charlie's. 98 00:04:51,680 --> 00:04:55,360 Speaker 3: I'm not gonna give you. I'm just gonna give a 99 00:04:55,440 --> 00:04:56,960 Speaker 3: shout out to my favorite berry. 100 00:04:56,960 --> 00:04:59,760 Speaker 1: And that's a cherry shout out to cherries. 101 00:05:00,120 --> 00:05:02,760 Speaker 3: I want deeper into a cherry being a berry in 102 00:05:02,839 --> 00:05:05,360 Speaker 3: your mind, but we don't have time. I think it 103 00:05:05,560 --> 00:05:09,480 Speaker 3: is so I don't know enough about seeds fruit. It 104 00:05:09,680 --> 00:05:12,400 Speaker 3: contains a seed, Jo, Just the fruit cherry is not 105 00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:16,520 Speaker 3: what I was looking for technically bananas berries. 106 00:05:16,600 --> 00:05:17,040 Speaker 1: You know that? 107 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:20,680 Speaker 2: Said the answer to this question Barrymore. 108 00:05:21,960 --> 00:05:24,279 Speaker 3: In two thousand and three, as well as Charlie's Angels 109 00:05:24,279 --> 00:05:27,760 Speaker 3: two fold. We're over to Jeff and Jeff. If you 110 00:05:27,800 --> 00:05:30,000 Speaker 3: get this wrong, Brook's gonna win the berry game right away, 111 00:05:30,720 --> 00:05:33,960 Speaker 3: Arry King to keep us alive. Jeff your hint is 112 00:05:34,040 --> 00:05:38,080 Speaker 3: a legendary deep voice. What berry am I talking about? 113 00:05:40,640 --> 00:05:44,520 Speaker 1: Yeah? Verry, Verry, h stay lower? You know it? 114 00:05:44,960 --> 00:05:46,920 Speaker 3: Very What is it? 115 00:05:48,800 --> 00:05:48,880 Speaker 1: Ye? 116 00:05:49,200 --> 00:05:54,160 Speaker 3: How low? Very white? Yes, very white? 117 00:05:54,560 --> 00:05:54,880 Speaker 2: I thought it. 118 00:06:00,279 --> 00:06:04,560 Speaker 3: All right. We're back over to Brook. Your hint is copacabana. Oh, 119 00:06:04,680 --> 00:06:10,480 Speaker 3: Barry madelone, Okay, We're back to Jeffery and Jeffrey. You 120 00:06:10,600 --> 00:06:14,640 Speaker 3: get this wrong, Brook wins. Your hint is Johnny b Good? 121 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:18,200 Speaker 3: What Barry am I talking about? With the hint? Johnny 122 00:06:18,240 --> 00:06:18,680 Speaker 3: be good? 123 00:06:19,120 --> 00:06:20,040 Speaker 1: Johnny be good? 124 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:25,360 Speaker 2: So, Barry, I'm trying. I feel like if I sing it, 125 00:06:25,400 --> 00:06:26,080 Speaker 2: it might come out. 126 00:06:26,560 --> 00:06:31,280 Speaker 3: Johnny be Good. Bear and the Heartbreakers famously played in 127 00:06:31,360 --> 00:06:33,400 Speaker 3: Back to the Future, Michael J. Fox's character. 128 00:06:34,320 --> 00:06:36,760 Speaker 2: Come on, I don't know it. 129 00:06:38,600 --> 00:06:43,120 Speaker 3: Jerry's Barry Sanders. Barry Sanders is not what I was 130 00:06:43,160 --> 00:06:47,280 Speaker 3: looking for. It's looking for Chuck Barry. I got a 131 00:06:47,360 --> 00:06:51,000 Speaker 3: new sound for you. Isn't that the same guy? I'm 132 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:53,920 Speaker 3: not sure. I'm too focused on Barry's. You've won the 133 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:57,200 Speaker 3: Berry edition of Blend. 134 00:06:58,600 --> 00:07:00,359 Speaker 1: He started to go down this road like there are 135 00:07:00,400 --> 00:07:03,800 Speaker 1: so many berries. You get to choose who get shocked today, 136 00:07:03,880 --> 00:07:07,160 Speaker 1: and they're gonna be singing the famous Berry song Closer 137 00:07:07,279 --> 00:07:10,560 Speaker 1: by the Chainsmokers. I'm gonna Payjose because his answer was 138 00:07:10,840 --> 00:07:11,760 Speaker 1: very embarrassing. 139 00:07:13,960 --> 00:07:17,320 Speaker 2: So Baby pulled me closer and the fact of. 140 00:07:17,520 --> 00:07:18,400 Speaker 3: Your roma. 141 00:07:19,840 --> 00:07:25,440 Speaker 2: You just because I hate that song. Answer your shock 142 00:07:25,560 --> 00:07:27,360 Speaker 2: collar question of the day. We got your phone tab 143 00:07:27,440 --> 00:07:28,840 Speaker 2: coming up in just a few minutes.