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Speaker 1: Two hopeless das one dating app then dares you, guys

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Speaker 1: swipe right.

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Speaker 2: The question is whose love life is more tragic.

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Speaker 1: It's Battle of the Tinder Dates. It's the spooky dating

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Speaker 1: game show that actually encourages you to ghost your boot

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Speaker 1: after sucking their blood. Of course, of course, it's a

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Speaker 1: special Halloween edition of Battle of the Tender Dates where

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Speaker 1: two of our listeners go head to head to find

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Speaker 1: out whose dating life is the most cursed.

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Speaker 3: That's actually that was real thunder too.

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Speaker 2: It's not ect.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna explain the rules in justice second, but first,

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Speaker 1: let's meet today's undead contestants. In this corner every Halloween,

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Speaker 1: she doesn't give out candy to kids. She gives out

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Speaker 1: airplane shots of Jose Querva. Oh that's why they call

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Speaker 1: her trick or Tequila.

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Speaker 4: She love.

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Speaker 2: Hello everyone, how to go again? We're looking for your

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Speaker 2: address to go trigger.

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Speaker 1: And in the other corner, she also participates in an

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Speaker 1: unusual Halloween gift giving. She tells me she's giving it

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Speaker 1: up each of the last five October thirty. First, please welcome,

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Speaker 1: take my candy man.

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Speaker 2: That makes sense.

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Speaker 1: It's the hook up day. Oh, this is gonna be

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Speaker 1: a good one. Here's how the game works. One contestant

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Speaker 1: is going to start by telling one of their most

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Speaker 1: ghoulish Halloween dating stories. Then the other will try and

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Speaker 1: encounter with a nightmare story of their own. We're doing

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Speaker 1: this for three rounds back and forth. Afterwards, we'll try

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Speaker 1: and declare a winner, trick or tequila Sheila, kick us off?

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Speaker 2: Is that what we're doing. It's store creaks today instead

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Speaker 2: of a belt.

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Speaker 1: Go ahead, Sheila.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So I went over to the Sky's house and

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Speaker 2: he told me he thought it'd be fun to make

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Speaker 2: a silly horror movie with me on his iPhone. So

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Speaker 2: I was like, okay. So he starts filming and starts

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Speaker 2: scorting catchup on my outfit, like I was bleeding, Oh no,

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Speaker 2: without your permitious, I mean, yeah, he just started squirting

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Speaker 2: ketchup with me. So he did not just do that.

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Speaker 1: And obviously he's the one that's going to die in

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Speaker 1: this horror film. And if that wasn't even more.

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Speaker 2: So, then he hands me a plastic knife and goes

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Speaker 2: make it look like you're defending yourself against the serial killer.

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Speaker 2: I was so angry about the ketchup stains, but I

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Speaker 2: started stabbing him in the arm and left, took a

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Speaker 2: dark turn.

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Speaker 4: Is that a video? Is he?

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Speaker 2: Okay?

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Speaker 1: I killed him?

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Speaker 2: Pretty? Take my candy, Mandy?

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Speaker 1: Can you counter?

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Speaker 4: Oh? Yeah, I got one. I went to a guy's

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Speaker 4: house to watch a scary movie and he's like, oh,

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Speaker 4: we should turn off the lights. Make it super spooky.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, also super romantic.

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Speaker 4: So she gets the light and then I like, hear

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Speaker 4: something weird and I get up to turn the light

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Speaker 4: back on and there's another woman sitting on the couch with.

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Speaker 1: That whoa things just got interested ghost.

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Speaker 3: He told me that it was his wife and they

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Speaker 3: both wanted to meet me, not you. Oh there's the door.

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Speaker 1: I wanted more details on what happened, but we're going

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Speaker 1: around to you.

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Speaker 2: Okay. So I agreed to carve pumpkins with this guy

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Speaker 2: for our day. No one give you a knife.

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Speaker 4: Why are they doing They don't know.

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Speaker 2: Ca Okay. So we are keeping each other's designs of

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Speaker 2: secret until the end so we can compare them. So,

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Speaker 2: after about twenty minutes we finished, I look over and

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Speaker 2: he started crying and I thought, okay, maybe he accidentally

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Speaker 2: cut himself. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: No.

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Speaker 2: He turns his pumpkin to me and says he's sorry.

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Speaker 2: And he carved his ex girlfriend's name into it. Oh.

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Speaker 2: I didn't even have to kick him out because afterwards

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Speaker 2: he just left saying I need to take this to

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Speaker 2: her house.

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Speaker 1: Oh, Mandy, you're up again.

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Speaker 4: So I asked the guy to go to a corn

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Speaker 4: maze with me once.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, you have like the favorite one. But

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Speaker 3: he only goes to to night. So we get there

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Speaker 3: and I realize that it's closed, and he like convinces

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Speaker 3: does it all the time.

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Speaker 4: Oh, that's kind of exciting.

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Speaker 3: Though he's sneaking into a corn maze at night.

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Speaker 1: This.

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Speaker 3: Socco I felt it further. That was like fun.

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Speaker 4: But then we get in the maze and he pulls

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Speaker 3: Track bag and starts taking corn. And he told me,

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Speaker 3: why aprin when you can get it for three years?

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Speaker 1: All right, we're on to the third and final round

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Speaker 1: of your Halloween edition of Battle of the Tinder Dates.

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Speaker 1: These need to be your spookiest dating stories. Trick or tequila, Sheila,

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Speaker 1: give it to us.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So my date and I went to a haunted

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Speaker 2: house with actors, and I realized that every person that

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Speaker 2: came at us, my date would try to scare them back.

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Speaker 3: Actors.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, like they.

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Speaker 2: Would scream at us and he would scream back even louder.

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Speaker 2: And at the end they had like the typical chainsaw

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Speaker 2: guy chase this out, and for some reason, like he

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Speaker 2: didn't scream or try to scare him. So we got

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Speaker 2: into the light and I was going to ask why,

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Speaker 2: but then I just see this, this big wet spot

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Speaker 2: on his pants and I took an uper home after the.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, Oh, let's do it. This is the final chance.

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Speaker 1: Take my candy, Mandy, need your best story.

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Speaker 3: So one time a.

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Speaker 4: Guy told me that he'd stopped by my house on

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Speaker 4: Halloween because he was taking his little restart tug or treating.

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Speaker 3: Okay, he knocked on my door. I'm excited, but then

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Speaker 3: I realized what was really happening.

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Speaker 4: It was just him and a giant T shirt that

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Speaker 4: had an.

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Speaker 3: Arrow pointing to his junk and big.

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Speaker 4: Letters to read unzipped. Now to meet my little sister.

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Speaker 1: Oh a girl, I.

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Speaker 2: Know it's yours, but don't make it up silly.

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Speaker 1: I do wonder what costume that the little sister was wearing. Tho,

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Speaker 1: I man, the final zombie grown.

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Speaker 4: The match is over.

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Speaker 1: It's time to go to the judges to score at Alexis.

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Speaker 4: Mandy for the Little Sister.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, vote for Mandy's.

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Speaker 4: Going to vote against Shila, but I gotta go Mandy

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Speaker 4: as well. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Congratulations, take my candy, Mandy. You have these spookiest, most

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Speaker 1: horrifying Halloween dates of all time.

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Speaker 4: I knew it.

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Speaker 1: I congratulate. Congratulations Sheila. Please don't hurt us. Yes, thank

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Speaker 1: you for playing Battle of the Tender Dates phone taps

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Speaker 1: coming up next