Speaker 1: Welcome to Reasonably Shady, a production of The Black Effect
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Speaker 2: Welcome to another episode of Reasonable Shy. Dude, who are you? Oh,
Speaker 2: I'm Jael Bryant. Yes, I am Jael Bryants. What's that?
Speaker 2: What's up? I'm Robin Dixon. Are you sure because I
Speaker 2: forgot my name?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you confused the hell out of me. I'm like,
Speaker 1: what are we doing? Okay, thank you being here once again.
Speaker 2: Thank you for listening. Yes, December it's like one of
Speaker 2: my favorite months, is it. I mean I do like
Speaker 2: the holiday season. Yeah, I like. Have you started Christmas shopping? No?
Speaker 1: I didn't do any Black Friday, Cyber Monday.
Speaker 2: You didn't do any of that? No?
Speaker 1: Actually, okay, I did it, like for myself. I bought like, see,
Speaker 1: you know, covers for my outdoor furniture, like stuff like that.
Speaker 2: Oh nice, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: But yeah, but I haven't started buying gifts. It's so
Speaker 1: weird because you know me, you know, I shop online
Speaker 1: like a lot. Yeah, I always have packages coming. But
Speaker 1: for whatever reason, those few days, I was just like
Speaker 1: not into it.
Speaker 2: I I it's it's tradition. I tell my kids, give
Speaker 2: me your list. The day after Thanksgiving, they gave me
Speaker 2: their list. Okay, I have clicked all those buttons. Nice,
Speaker 2: I am done with their shopping. So you have girls,
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: It's actually like when you tell them to do something,
Speaker 1: they do it.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yes, I have the same.
Speaker 1: We have Elfster, Like I have my kids on Elfster
Speaker 1: and they're like, oh, I want Corey's Like I want
Speaker 1: an Apple Watch for Christmas.
Speaker 2: I want this. I said, well, put it on the Elfster. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And have I gotten any notifications from Elfster that Corey
Speaker 1: added anything to his list or no? And I'm like, dude,
Speaker 1: how many times do I have to like, why do
Speaker 1: I have to beg you to tell me what you want?
Speaker 2: Because these kids be I don't know, playing the damn game,
Speaker 2: not the what is it the robots, robocon what's it
Speaker 2: called fortnite? Fortnite, that's what they're playing to Fortnite. Yes, anyway,
Speaker 2: let's talk about your son because we have like a
Speaker 2: praise report because like I saw your post. This was
Speaker 2: a little while ago. I saw your post and your
Speaker 2: son is a big ball of shot calling, y'all. And
Speaker 2: you know what someone recently asked me, as a matter
Speaker 2: of fact, my kids, my kids asked me about your
Speaker 2: kids playing sports, playing basketball in particular, and were they
Speaker 2: any good okay, And I was like, oh no, I said,
Speaker 2: I don't know if they're good. Are they good? Because
Speaker 2: you know, right he Corey is how old? Fifteen? I
Speaker 2: said to my kids, it's too young to matter whether
Speaker 2: or not he's good. And you know what, they said, No,
Speaker 2: it's not, it's not yea, And they said, if he's fifteen,
Speaker 2: he should be getting offers. And I'm like, what offers colleges?
Speaker 1: Yes, so some kids, you know, when they're ninth tenth grade,
Speaker 1: they get offers. However, it really really really doesn't It
Speaker 1: really is of importance by their junior year. And a
Speaker 1: lot of kids are still developing sports wise freshman sophomore year.
Speaker 1: So yes, you have guys that get offers very early.
Speaker 1: But I also feel like a lot of those players
Speaker 1: peak out early.
Speaker 2: They do they don't, they tap out?
Speaker 1: Yeah, So I don't want that for my I don't
Speaker 1: want Corey to have, you know, a ton of attention,
Speaker 1: a ton of hype. Corey is not going to have
Speaker 1: an Instagram until he's you know, out of his house
Speaker 1: or whatever.
Speaker 2: But then how will the coaches see them play? They
Speaker 2: know who his father is, So what wants in them tapes? Well?
Speaker 1: No, so so a lot of times. Okay, so Corey,
Speaker 1: So let's back up. So Corey is a freshman. He's
Speaker 1: playing basketball on the varsity team. And the previous few years,
Speaker 1: Corey was injured to the point where he couldn't even walk,
Speaker 1: like he had really bad growing pains. He had, he
Speaker 1: broke his foot, he sprained his acl and so while
Speaker 1: a lot of and Corey was always a good basketball
Speaker 1: player growing up, and then he got into like seventh
Speaker 1: grade and he couldn't really move that well anymore, and
Speaker 1: Wanna and I would be sitting in the stands and
Speaker 1: were like, what is going on with him? Like he
Speaker 1: wasn't himself right, And there was a period of time
Speaker 1: where it's like you see all these other kids and
Speaker 1: they're like they're growing and they're big and they're tall,
Speaker 1: and they're they're you know, killing the game, and they're
Speaker 1: getting all this hype and all this attention, and I'm like, well, damn,
Speaker 1: maybe Corey good anymore, you know what I mean. So
Speaker 1: he spent literally seventh grade not being himself but playing,
Speaker 1: and then we decided, Okay, you're not going to play
Speaker 1: at all. We like took him completely out of sports,
Speaker 1: out of football, out of basketball, and just got him
Speaker 1: into physical therapy. Oh good, and yeah, So he spent
Speaker 1: you know, over a year in physical therapy. He finished
Speaker 1: physical therapy, started feeling better, started playing sports, broke his.
Speaker 2: Foot lovely eight weeks in a boot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, then came back play basketball again, sprained his ACL
Speaker 1: and it was all on his left side. So it's
Speaker 1: all related to like, you know, it's like the same
Speaker 1: side of your body. So he still had to like
Speaker 1: strengthen and do the pts and all that whatever.
Speaker 2: So I say all that.
Speaker 1: To say a lot of parents and if your parents
Speaker 1: and you have kids that are playing sports and you
Speaker 1: they're in fourth grade, fifth grade, sixth grade, seventh grade,
Speaker 1: eighth grade, they get caught up in the present, in
Speaker 1: the now, and really there's so much that changes, so
Speaker 1: much development, so much growth, true, that you can't get
Speaker 1: caught up in that time. The goal in the bigger
Speaker 1: picture is eleventh grade.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 1: So don't get worried if your child is not getting
Speaker 1: all the hype or or playing as well as the
Speaker 1: other kids around them, because kids just mature and they
Speaker 1: play at different rates, and they just you know, develop
Speaker 1: at different rates. But really what you want to make
Speaker 1: sure is that your child is ready and developed and
Speaker 1: prepared and healthy by eleventh grade.
Speaker 2: Well, he's in the paper in now, which is in
Speaker 2: the nineties.
Speaker 1: Yes, so it's freshman year's first game. They played against
Speaker 1: one's alma mater, which was Calvert Hall.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So Corey school that he's at is like A right now,
Speaker 1: they're in the B Conference. So they played against one's
Speaker 1: alma mater, which is in the A Conference and the
Speaker 1: one right and they beat him. Yeah, and they've also Yes.
Speaker 2: I'm gonneath you the teen and knows how many you'd
Speaker 2: be like, that's what happened, big losers.
Speaker 1: I don't want to get like too excited. I'm the
Speaker 1: type I'm like, Okay, i gotta like we need to
Speaker 1: be consistent. But they already scrimmaged like two A Conference
Speaker 1: teams and beat them.
Speaker 2: So like they really are are.
Speaker 1: Playing well, and I think Corey actually really has.
Speaker 2: He's a big part of that.
Speaker 1: He's the reason why his team is actually love it
Speaker 1: playing well and all of that. So, yes, Corey the
Speaker 1: freshman at thirteen rebounds. I mean, I'm sorry, he double double,
Speaker 1: triple double or something.
Speaker 2: I don't know what that means. A double I read
Speaker 2: the paper in a double double in thirteen rebounds and
Speaker 2: ten points and triple down all the whole things.
Speaker 1: So so I'm so excited for him. And the thing
Speaker 1: the great thing about him, he never complained, like while
Speaker 1: he was going through all of this before with his sports,
Speaker 1: never complained. That's never like why me, never got down.
Speaker 1: He'd stayed positive. And so to see him now like
Speaker 1: really really flourishing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And and.
Speaker 1: Honestly, I feel like that time he spent doing like
Speaker 1: pt physical therapy and just focusing on strengthening his body,
Speaker 1: like that's valuable. Yeah, because these kids these days, they
Speaker 1: play sports year round, they run their body into the ground,
Speaker 1: and he was able to like give his body a
Speaker 1: break and just really strengthen his body.
Speaker 2: So anyway, if you get next Lebron James, just let
Speaker 2: y'all know, well, that would be nice. Yeah.
Speaker 1: But but Wan is like super excited because I'm sure
Speaker 1: you know he's been he's been there, done at and
Speaker 1: he's really excited about Corey's where he is and where
Speaker 1: he's going.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: But but parents out there, if you have kids, that
Speaker 1: play sports, Like, just be patient and really make sure
Speaker 1: you're just like keeping them motivated.
Speaker 2: Yeah, make sure they're having fun and that they gotta
Speaker 2: have fun. Yeah, okay, So do you have a reasonably
Speaker 2: shady moment? I do these damn fingernails on my hands?
Speaker 2: I look a mess. I'm just gonna tell y'all, I
Speaker 2: can't even talk mind mess. But you know, it's either
Speaker 2: it's either half fun or like, okay to take them off.
Speaker 2: Put out of the ten fingers that I have.
Speaker 1: One, two, three, four, five, six are broken okay, and.
Speaker 2: You have ten fingers, so what does that mean?
Speaker 1: So that means four are okay? Yeah, but it's just
Speaker 1: I don't know what's happening, Like it's just my nail.
Speaker 1: People move to Hawaii. The people who have been doing
Speaker 1: they just this.
Speaker 2: Is so crazy. Who just picks up and moves to Hawaii? Okay?
Speaker 2: And because Hawaii is not cheap? Why is expensive? I know? So,
Speaker 2: So it's the nail salon I go to.
Speaker 1: It was a husband and wife couple that owned it,
Speaker 1: and they literally were just like, yeah, we're moving to Hawaii.
Speaker 1: So they left the shop with their sister. So her,
Speaker 1: the sister's.
Speaker 2: Running the shop.
Speaker 1: And you know, they've got people in there, but I don't,
Speaker 1: and I'm not trying to, Like, I'm not going to
Speaker 1: give up on them. I just have to figure out,
Speaker 1: like something is happening that is making my nails break.
Speaker 2: They moved to Hawaii. Have you have you found new people?
Speaker 1: Well, so they moved to Hawaii. But the sister is
Speaker 1: running the shop. So the shop is the sister do
Speaker 1: this the combination? It was a combination of the sister
Speaker 1: and because this is like over the course of like
Speaker 1: two visits or so, right, I don't know if they're
Speaker 1: doing them too thin, so I use like the dip powder. Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't know if they're doing them too thin, but
Speaker 1: they don't look thin.
Speaker 2: But they just how long is it supposed to last?
Speaker 2: Like three weeks? How long did this last? I really
Speaker 2: like they.
Speaker 1: Just start I'm in a day a couple of days
Speaker 1: where like you know, one would break.
Speaker 2: It would would be like every day another nail would break.
Speaker 2: Oh no, you need your money back. I just need
Speaker 2: to figure out what's happening.
Speaker 1: So anyway, No, they looked good for like a They
Speaker 1: look good for like three days and then all of
Speaker 1: a sudden, they just started breaking like crazy, and I'm
Speaker 1: not doing anything different than I've been doing, you know,
Speaker 1: for the longest.
Speaker 2: So I'm just really frustrated. I just broke one. I
Speaker 2: just look at this this ship. That's crazy. The more
Speaker 2: dip you use, the thinner. So don't dip, baby dip,
Speaker 2: it's just now actual nail. Yes, so you've been doing
Speaker 2: this for a year. Okay, well, well I don't. Okay,
Speaker 2: what I'm going to do.
Speaker 1: I'm taking all of them off and I'm moving my
Speaker 1: nails a break, okay, especially since we're not.
Speaker 2: Filming right now. Perfect, Okay. I like that this shit
Speaker 2: is in. It looks crazy, it's insane, right, So I'm like, okay,
Speaker 2: do I just bite them all off? No, first of all,
Speaker 2: that's unsanitary. Don't be biting off your nails. That sounds crazy. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: just give your nails a break. But Grace had Grace
Speaker 2: had similar Yeah, she had like three on eight off,
Speaker 2: so I don't know. I was like, listen, if you
Speaker 2: go to go to the nail salon, so she started
Speaker 2: using press onst her. I got her hooked. Oh there
Speaker 2: you go. Yeah, okay, but anyway, okay, I have to
Speaker 2: tell you about my shady moment because I'm convinced. You
Speaker 2: know how I remember I told you birds were after me. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so birds have left me alone. They decided we're just
Speaker 2: they had a meeting, they had a convention. They're leaving
Speaker 2: me alone. Thank you. Birds. The squirrels. The squirrels. Squirrels
Speaker 2: are after me. So they, I think, have decided like,
Speaker 2: let's go. Like when I'm driving down the street, it
Speaker 2: never fails. It happens like it least twice a week,
Speaker 2: which is a lot that they can. They think they
Speaker 2: can outrun my car. So they're like run and run
Speaker 2: and running and I'm like not trying to hit them,
Speaker 2: and then I look in my river mirror and they're
Speaker 2: splat and it's horrible. Squirrel I don't mean to do it.
Speaker 2: They think they can outrun me. Oh god, And I
Speaker 2: think that they had a conference and they're like, oh,
Speaker 2: we can outrun that car. So this happens multiple times.
Speaker 2: It happens like once a week, which is a lot.
Speaker 2: Ew right, splat. Yeah, So I want them to have
Speaker 2: another meeting. Are you sure someone didn't never mind, someone
Speaker 2: didn't what squirrels we're having with squirrels. There's something that's
Speaker 2: going on with squirrels that I don't know about. Submit
Speaker 2: your name to the squirrel shrine. They don't know. I
Speaker 2: don't know. Okay, now, okay, I don't know anything about
Speaker 2: squirrel shrine. But I'm gonna say that the squirrels had
Speaker 2: a meeting and they said, we can outrun that car,
Speaker 2: but y'all can't. So I want them to have another
Speaker 2: meeting because I don't want to kill the squirrels. I
Speaker 2: like animals, Yeah, and I don't want to be the
Speaker 2: cause of like somebody's mother going splat. That's like an evening,
Speaker 2: another meeting, yes, even though it's like just a squirrel,
Speaker 2: Like you don't want to be a go out here
Speaker 2: killing squirrel. I don't want to kill squirrels. That's sad.
Speaker 2: It's sad. So this poor squirrel doesn't know what hit them. No, no,
Speaker 2: my big ass card. No. So if you see me coming, squirrels,
Speaker 2: go the other way, go the other way. Can I
Speaker 2: tell you?
Speaker 1: Speaking of animals, the damn deer have now come for me.
Speaker 1: Because okay, my landscaper I put in like all these
Speaker 1: new landscaping beds and flowers, and so he tells me.
Speaker 1: I said, I don't want the deer to eat the flowers.
Speaker 1: So he said, Okay, I'm gonna put in flowers that
Speaker 1: deer don't like.
Speaker 2: Right, That's what I did, guess, and they still ate them,
Speaker 2: still them. I had a whole transition of like pulling
Speaker 2: like azalea bushes up, moving them out, put these other
Speaker 2: bushes that they supposedly don't eat. Yeah, they ate those too, right,
Speaker 2: They're coming for me, right, I don't understand. And you know,
Speaker 2: it's like really weird.
Speaker 1: So like my I have cameras around my house and
Speaker 1: they always detect the animals. Yeah, for whatever reason, it
Speaker 1: never detects these damn deer eating my flowers.
Speaker 2: Right, right, because I think they do it quietly and softly, right, Yeah,
Speaker 2: the deer, I guess because they like camouflage into the right, Like,
Speaker 2: isn't that but no, it should be movement. I know, yeah,
Speaker 2: I know. It's so crazy. Anyway, anyway, just moving on,
Speaker 2: so stupid. I did want to talk about a while ago,
Speaker 2: because goals talk about body goals. Oh Dolly Parton, Oh
Speaker 2: can we talk about Dolly Party? Yes? Thanks? And this
Speaker 2: happened Thanksgiving, right, So Dolly Partons did the halftime show
Speaker 2: for the Thanksgiving game I think was the Cowboys against
Speaker 2: was it they played the Commanders? I think? Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 2: Dolly Parton came out for halftime, honey, and she is
Speaker 2: a good what eighty years old, seventy seven, seventy eight. Listen,
Speaker 2: she on a crop top, some booty short short and
Speaker 2: she did the damn thing like she looked like a
Speaker 2: Dallas cowboy cheerleader. Yes she did. Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1: I kept I was looking at the screen. I was like, that's.
Speaker 2: Dolly bart I was like, come through, Dolly comes home. Yes,
Speaker 2: I was, Yes, I was. I was amazed. I was impressed.
Speaker 2: I did get a little chuckle why because she was
Speaker 2: kind of like holding on to the stage, you know,
Speaker 2: like child. And it was very clear that she was
Speaker 2: not singing anything live like, but she can know when
Speaker 2: I go to sleep on her vocals. Can she still do? Yes? Yes,
Speaker 2: because she did. Last year she did the New Year's
Speaker 2: Eve with my girl Molly Cyrus and blew the House
Speaker 2: star Miley Cyrus. I like mine. I like Miley Cyrus's voice. Okay,
Speaker 2: she can sing, okay, surely likes Molly Cyrus. Yeah, Molly Cyrus.
Speaker 2: And she's like soul full. Yeah, and I think she's
Speaker 2: gotten a bad rap. Okay, you know she was a
Speaker 2: child star, and yeah, I don't know that she had
Speaker 2: a crazy life. I just never was into her music.
Speaker 2: But no, Molly Cyrus is a beast. Yeah yeah, so
Speaker 2: anyway she can sing, Dolly can still sing. Okay, Well
Speaker 2: she was like, I'm not playing with these vocals at
Speaker 2: this football stadium. Okay, maybe it was so cold outcause
Speaker 2: it was.
Speaker 1: Even like it wasn't even just the song. She she
Speaker 1: was like talking and it was clearly that she was
Speaker 1: lip thinking.
Speaker 2: The talking like we was a little rasp.
Speaker 1: There was like no microphone anywhere. It wasn't even you
Speaker 1: can't even like find the microphone. So of course, but
Speaker 1: you know, it's funny like I'm like, I was still
Speaker 1: like super impressed period, Like she's Dolly Parton. She's seventy seven,
Speaker 1: seventy eight, She's out there, seventy seven looking great on
Speaker 1: the stage. Super Bowl, not Super Bowl, whatever, the half
Speaker 1: thanks Giving the football game. Of course, you have haters
Speaker 1: in the comments on place.
Speaker 2: What I'm saying, Oh my, oh my god, she should
Speaker 2: have stayed home. She didn't sing. Oh my god, look
Speaker 2: at her. Why is she dressed like that? She is
Speaker 2: too old to be dressed like that. Who does she
Speaker 2: think she is? Who she thinks she is is who
Speaker 2: she is Dolly Parton? Damnit, I'm just like people.
Speaker 1: It's a fucking football game dressed as the Dallas Cowboy
Speaker 1: cheerleader and like give her gift props or props are due,
Speaker 1: thank you. I thought it was comical, the lip singing part,
Speaker 1: but I'm not going to criticize her for that, Like
Speaker 1: I get it. I don't mean just her presence. The
Speaker 1: fact that she was even there was enough for me.
Speaker 2: First of all, she's Dolly Parton, right, A Dolly Partners
Speaker 2: like that, isn't she Like? So she's like an icon,
Speaker 2: she's like a humanitarian. She's like a living a legend, yes,
Speaker 2: a living award, a living award like they were giving
Speaker 2: out the Dolly Partner Award. Yeah, she's she's the thing.
Speaker 1: Speaking of awards, did you know if you won your
Speaker 1: commercial award.
Speaker 2: I'm so happy you brought that up, Dick, say, you know,
Speaker 2: because is that clip? And everybody was like, yeah, Rob
Speaker 2: is a hater. No, they were not, everybody they were not.
Speaker 2: They were like a high a commercial award we're talking about. Okay, So,
Speaker 2: as I went to go do my other commercial that
Speaker 2: hasn't come out yet. Okay, I asked, oh good, have
Speaker 2: you gotten word about the about the award that I'm
Speaker 2: up for because I want my my metal on the mantle. Yes,
Speaker 2: we lost fooie oh foo wee, oh foo wee. Oh,
Speaker 2: I'm my condolences.
Speaker 1: What you say, I'm sorry, I'm sorry that you lost
Speaker 1: the award that you don't even know what it.
Speaker 2: Was, right, But that's not it's an award, it's recognition
Speaker 2: for my hard work. Yes, So, anyway, we did I
Speaker 2: don't know. So I was with Lisa. That was with
Speaker 2: Lisa Barlowe when we found out we were lost. And
Speaker 2: so the exec told us that we did not win.
Speaker 2: So Lisa was like, so what does that mean? What
Speaker 2: does that mean? What does that mean? What? And so
Speaker 2: she said because apparently there's a first, second, and third. Oh.
Speaker 2: So Lisa was like, so where do we rank? I mean,
Speaker 2: I'm sure there was a ranking. Where did we rank?
Speaker 2: Where do we rank? And the lady was like, well,
Speaker 2: I'm not really sure. And so Lisa was like, well,
Speaker 2: I mean first, second, or third? Where did we were?
Speaker 2: I think we even made first, second or third? Okay?
Speaker 2: They they were like eighteenth. Yeah, yeah, anyway, no hard feelings.
Speaker 2: We will win the next time, yes, yes, but I
Speaker 2: do want you. Oh, so I said to the lady.
Speaker 2: I'm so happy we talked about this. I said to
Speaker 2: the lady, I said, but didn't the commercial that I
Speaker 2: did for a Black Panther, which was years ago, I
Speaker 2: did it with Melissa Gorga. I said, didn't that win?
Speaker 2: She said, oh yeah, she said that one? What that one?
Speaker 2: But it was a different award that that won, okay,
Speaker 2: which was better than the award that we were gonna
Speaker 2: win for this time. Did they send you an award?
Speaker 2: They did not. I think they gave it to the
Speaker 2: director or or whoever they award. But me and Melissa
Speaker 2: won for that okay, Yes it was. It's called a clios. No,
Speaker 2: I don't know what the name of the award is.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get the name.
Speaker 1: Somebody says, hey, congratulations, you've been nominated for an award,
Speaker 1: and you're just like thank you?
Speaker 2: Yes? What? Yes? Thank you? What the freak is the award?
Speaker 2: So I told a lady, I want to I want
Speaker 2: my plaque or something for the for the Black Panther,
Speaker 2: because legitimately that should have won an award, like because
Speaker 2: I have bruises on my body after I did that.
Speaker 2: Like we really like put our heart and soul and
Speaker 2: our bodies into it, right.
Speaker 1: That's yes, you need your whatever. It is something something
Speaker 1: to recognize that you had an award and look at you.
Speaker 1: Maybe once you're done being a housewife and all that
Speaker 1: type of stuff, you can do like commercials all the.
Speaker 2: Time, all the time. I'm just a commercial girl. Yes, okay,
Speaker 2: I'm come mad at that living Okay, commercial girl, here
Speaker 2: I come okay. Anyway, speaking of commercial one of the
Speaker 2: biggest people that run commercials is Disney, okay, because people
Speaker 2: go to Disneyland. Do you know there was an arrest
Speaker 2: at Disney And this was intriguing to me because an
Speaker 2: attendee was charged with indecent exposure after being found completely
Speaker 2: naked on It's a Small World, you know. That's a
Speaker 2: Small World ride. Do y'all know that ride? That's one
Speaker 2: of my favorite rides. No, but is that a kiddy
Speaker 2: like that? It's a kiddie ride. It's kind of like
Speaker 2: not really, it's a kiddy it's for the family. It's
Speaker 2: for the family, and you get on a little boat
Speaker 2: and they and they and you go around the little
Speaker 2: bin or whatever, and it's like examples of people from
Speaker 2: all over the world, right, and it's a song. They say,
Speaker 2: it's a world dove laughter, world dove cheer, a world
Speaker 2: dove hope, and a world dove fear. I'm dumb, I'm dum.
Speaker 2: It's a small world after and this man was naked
Speaker 2: and he wanted everybody to see. He got arrested because
Speaker 2: his stuff was small. He was trying to he was
Speaker 2: trying to blend in. He was like, I'm part of
Speaker 2: the display because I got a small wee wee. Yes,
Speaker 2: that is sick. People are people are disgusted bananas out here.
Speaker 2: Why would you do that in front of kids. I mean,
Speaker 2: at least go to Space Mountain and get naked. Don't
Speaker 2: get naked in the small world world. Geez, Louise, I can't.
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know. If it's disgusting, I they
Speaker 2: calls yes. He clearly is probably a pervert.
Speaker 1: That's probably why he was naked, because he was like,
Speaker 1: it was a kiddie ride and he wanted to do
Speaker 1: something perverted.
Speaker 2: Yeah, for the kids. And he left his clothes on
Speaker 2: the side. So I think as he was going around
Speaker 2: like the little I think it's like a little mouth.
Speaker 2: Or he's taking his clothes off, he's stripping naked. I
Speaker 2: can't speaking of kind of kind of strange. We won't
Speaker 2: say crazy, will say strange. Did you hear about tyresee
Speaker 2: him saying he wants his last name back? No, not
Speaker 2: that that's all the way, Tyree, stop it. First of all,
Speaker 2: as I am just out Bryant and I've been divorced
Speaker 2: for one hundred years, but my kid's names are Bryant, Tyree,
Speaker 2: her ex wife's last name is it was Terry's last
Speaker 2: name Gibson. Because y'all got a child, and if she
Speaker 2: want to keep the child's last name, that's her prerogative. Anyway,
Speaker 2: Tyrese okay rented in airbnb and decided to change everything
Speaker 2: in the airbnb. So there was marble that he painted.
Speaker 2: What there were an electrical myths. There was two electrical
Speaker 2: panels that he re routed. There were this is how
Speaker 2: the owner found out that something was going. First of all,
Speaker 2: he painted marble, right, Okay, So there was like how
Speaker 2: long did he stay there? Who knows? A month? Maybe
Speaker 2: there was like twenty two banana trees in the back
Speaker 2: that he said, he called a landscaper to tell them
Speaker 2: to take out, right, take out the banana trees. Are
Speaker 2: you freaking kidding? So that the landscaper called the owner
Speaker 2: and said that this food that you rented this place
Speaker 2: to wants to remove banana trees. He said, now, if
Speaker 2: there was peach trees, they'd be out of here. Apple
Speaker 2: trees out, Banana trees went out removing So the owner
Speaker 2: was like what. So the owner was like, let me
Speaker 2: see what else has happened up up in Cheer. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he did the most and he said he was gonna
Speaker 2: put it back, right. He said, I'm gonna put back
Speaker 2: everything I changed. You can't. You're gonna take the paint
Speaker 2: off the marble. Okay.
Speaker 1: So he was staying in this property. He was paying
Speaker 1: twenty thousand dollars a month right a six month lease
Speaker 1: for a five bedroom estate in Woodland Hills.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay.
Speaker 1: So he moved in February and shortly after began renovating
Speaker 1: the home.
Speaker 2: Renovent as if it was his. That is, yes, but
Speaker 2: we do know people that have done that. He painted
Speaker 2: a marble, right, Mia did that. She did, he painted,
Speaker 2: but the owner was appreciative of her updates. Yes, because
Speaker 2: Mia moved into like a house that was like outdated, right,
Speaker 2: so she totally updated the house. She did looks beautiful me.
Speaker 2: It did a great job. She don't live that now,
Speaker 2: but she's did a great job if you ask me.
Speaker 2: That was stupid as shit, but okay, okay, moving on
Speaker 2: all right.
Speaker 1: So he painted a marble fireplace in a shiny gold
Speaker 1: metallic cover, close off doors and windows. Yes, he didn't
Speaker 1: most this is the crazy part. She's the homeowner is
Speaker 1: only seeking Oh it says she's seeking over twenty five
Speaker 1: thousand in damages.
Speaker 2: I'm like, that sounds like a lot more than twenty
Speaker 2: five thousand dollars, right, Well, you would seek he's paying
Speaker 2: twenty five twenty a month. Yes, yes, so you definitely
Speaker 2: want that, but no, I'm seeking like two hundred and
Speaker 2: fifty thousand dollars, Like you ruined my house.
Speaker 1: He attempted to have twenty two banana trees. Okay, yes,
Speaker 1: so they didn't do it. So they didn't do it right,
Speaker 1: But that's.
Speaker 2: The only reason why she found out because the landscapeer
Speaker 2: called it like, hey, did you co sign this? And
Speaker 2: she was like, hell, no, I want my banana trees.
Speaker 2: Damn it. I make bananas movies in the morning and
Speaker 2: I need to make my smoothies. So she said she
Speaker 2: caught him and was like, playing, what are you doing?
Speaker 2: This is insane. I've never heard of something I think.
Speaker 2: I mean, do you think it's like.
Speaker 1: Just because whatever, he's a celebrity or whatever, that he
Speaker 1: just has a sense of entitlement that you can just
Speaker 1: do whatever you want to do wherever you can.
Speaker 2: If you own it, you can if you own it, right,
Speaker 2: if you own it?
Speaker 1: Like what was what is his thought process here? And
Speaker 1: then thinking what is going on in his life that
Speaker 1: he needs to rent a home?
Speaker 2: Well, he might have been doing he've been doing a
Speaker 2: movie or something and maybe he had to stay out
Speaker 2: there and he wanted to stay nice anyway, okay, or
Speaker 2: maybe he's moving in he was I think he might
Speaker 2: have SA that's fine. I'm not going to get into that.
Speaker 1: But yeah, that's that is crazy entitlement. I you know,
Speaker 1: when I it's foolish. When I was living in the
Speaker 1: townhouses that y'all saw on Househoves, I did a lot
Speaker 1: of changes, but so but I lived there, Okay, So
Speaker 1: I lived in the second townhouse for like three years.
Speaker 1: I mean I put wallpaper everywhere, I painted all the rooms,
Speaker 1: I changed the light fixture, and they.
Speaker 2: Didn't charge me.
Speaker 1: They actually and when I moved out, they actually reverted
Speaker 1: everything back to just plain white walls.
Speaker 2: No way. Yes, what isn't that crazy like I had?
Speaker 2: Because it's easier to rent?
Speaker 1: I mean right, because I guess you can't like, you know,
Speaker 1: whoever comes in next. Do you want them to be
Speaker 1: able to do whatever?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Right, do whatever. They They didn't charge you. Did
Speaker 2: they give you back your deposit? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh wow, yep, give me back my deposit. Didn't charge me.
Speaker 1: They were totally fine with it. I mean, you know
Speaker 1: what that house looked like. Every floor was painted, wallpapered. Yeah,
Speaker 1: different stuff.
Speaker 2: But it's beautiful. So they did they paint over the wallpaper.
Speaker 2: They took it down? What? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh wow, we took down because it was like that
Speaker 1: wallpaper was like the peel Yeah, it was like the
Speaker 1: peelable wallpaper or something. It wasn't it wasn't like the
Speaker 1: it wasn't plastered or whatever.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: I was really surprised that they actually went and just
Speaker 1: changed it and made it completely white.
Speaker 2: I was. I was surprised by that. Well it's easier
Speaker 2: to rent or and or sell.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I guess, like, okay, if there's a if
Speaker 1: there's damage to the wallpaper, I mean I left the
Speaker 1: extra wallpaper.
Speaker 2: I don't know, I said. I was trying to give
Speaker 2: y'all a solid, trying to help y'all out. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: loved it, but yeah, I changed light for everything. Wow. Okay,
Speaker 2: do you say do you say water or water? No?
Speaker 2: I have another word? S I M I L I
Speaker 2: A R. Similar? Is it similar or is it similar? Similar?
Speaker 2: Is it? What do you say? Where's the U? Okay?
Speaker 2: So wait, wait, I have to think about what I say.
Speaker 2: So I was walking down the street and I saw
Speaker 2: a car that was similar, similar, I said, simular. You
Speaker 2: say similar, similar? No, you say you say similar, but
Speaker 2: it's similar. It's similar, It's it's similar. It's similar. It's
Speaker 2: not similar. Maybe similar? Yes you do, Yes, you do. Okay,
Speaker 2: so we don't have to ask for my head. You
Speaker 2: don't have to ask the people for a question. We
Speaker 2: all say it wrong, similar, similar. Yeah, it sounds like
Speaker 2: it's yeah, we throw a you in it, but it's no.
Speaker 2: You would just come from you. This is you were
Speaker 2: just thinking this one day. No, somebody somebody was on
Speaker 2: Instagram that people say it wrong and it's really similar similar,
Speaker 2: But I say similar, similar, similar, simular, simular. Yeah, right,
Speaker 2: now you know my cutie pie who I've been I've
Speaker 2: been trying to get to do my hair. Is it
Speaker 2: a regional thing? Is it? Is it? Okay? Now, now
Speaker 2: we got to ask the people. Is it a regional thing? Right?
Speaker 2: Do you say similar or similar? Similar? Similar? Similar? I
Speaker 2: bet it's a regional thing.
Speaker 1: I think simular people, the people in the Midwest say similar, similar.
Speaker 2: Similar, Simular sounds better. I agree, Yeah, So even if
Speaker 2: it's wrong, it's fine because it sounds better. We're not
Speaker 2: changing it now, we're not. Okay. So have I ever
Speaker 2: told you I have like a little crushy poo on
Speaker 2: Chris Appleton. No, but he's very cute. He is so
Speaker 2: cute and even thought he was straight until he married
Speaker 2: a man. I know.
Speaker 1: So Chris Abiston if you don't know he is, he's
Speaker 1: Kim Kardashian's hairstylist.
Speaker 2: He does Kim J. Low.
Speaker 1: He's yeah, everybody, Yeah, he's really talented. Yes, and he's
Speaker 1: super hot. I mean he's a handsome man.
Speaker 2: I mean he is fine. Fine, he looks looking he
Speaker 2: looks like a model. Yes, and I've been wanting him
Speaker 2: to touch my head. Yes.
Speaker 1: And I was not aware of his sexuality because he
Speaker 1: has two adult children. Yeah, it's like, yeah, they're like,
Speaker 1: you know, in their twenties. I mean, of course that
Speaker 1: doesn't yeah, meaning whatever, but I was unsure and then
Speaker 1: and then he never was with a man or a woman. However,
Speaker 1: he did recently marry. Yeah, I mean, did you marry
Speaker 1: a man or a boy? I think he looked he
Speaker 1: looks very young, super young. Yeah, like he looked like
Speaker 1: he was at least twenty years younger than him. I think, right,
Speaker 1: So got y'all gotta look go up to the ages.
Speaker 2: Right, But they're divorced now. Six months later, six months later,
Speaker 2: it is over. And apparently, do you watch the Kardashians
Speaker 2: on Hulu? I saw that episode? You saw the episode
Speaker 2: of them getting married?
Speaker 1: Okay, so I didn't see it, but apparently the episode
Speaker 1: aired and then the next day Chris Appleton fouled for divorce. Yes,
Speaker 1: he's twenty eight, and Chris Appleton is what probably forty.
Speaker 2: Right, because but I think it's because he knows that
Speaker 2: I have a crush on him. He's going to DM
Speaker 2: he's Forty's Chris DM me Chris R forty.
Speaker 1: Yeah, husband is twenty eight and his's husband is like
Speaker 1: an actor.
Speaker 2: I think is he an actor? I think? So. I
Speaker 2: thought they were gonna make it. They seemed very happy
Speaker 2: with each other. It's it's I mean, and mind you Kim.
Speaker 2: And you say that because you watched the Kardashian I
Speaker 2: watched that episode. Okay, I watched one episode and I
Speaker 2: decided that they were in love for it.
Speaker 1: Okay, It just it seemed like for me because I
Speaker 1: just I follow him on Instagram because I like his Oh,
Speaker 1: I follow him, and it just seemed very out of
Speaker 1: the blue. But again, he could have been a private person.
Speaker 1: That's not you know, sharing his love life and stuff.
Speaker 1: It seemed very spontaneous.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and out of the blue. Well, would you think
Speaker 2: that it's over because Kim married them? And Kim's track
Speaker 2: record with weddings, Oh she did. She married them. Yeah,
Speaker 2: she got her license and they went to the Elvis.
Speaker 2: They were in Vegas. Yeah they were Okay, it was
Speaker 2: so you have to give me, Okay, so they who's
Speaker 2: the girl? Shania Twain? Shan Twain has a song that
Speaker 2: we all know now, I will always love you, but
Speaker 2: Shania Twain has You're the one. It's hard. Yeah, you're
Speaker 2: the one. Twin is someone Yeah yeah okay Shania Twain. Yes.
Speaker 2: So it just so happened that Shanaya was doing a
Speaker 2: concert that night, but she was in rehearsals. Okay, this
Speaker 2: Chris and his boo, that's like their favorite song, that's
Speaker 2: like their song. Okay, So Kim, of course, Kim, Kim
Speaker 2: does what Kim does, and she like got them to
Speaker 2: like meet her doing her rehearsals. So they walk in
Speaker 2: the door and Shania was like, where have y'all been?
Speaker 2: I've been waiting all day? And they were like floored, okay,
Speaker 2: and so then she sang to them, and then they
Speaker 2: went off and got married.
Speaker 1: Oh so they were inspired to get married in that moment. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: they went to Vegas to get married. Oh and this
Speaker 1: was like a little surprise Kim had for them. Okay,
Speaker 1: got it, yeah, because that's her guy.
Speaker 2: Got it? So yeah, still the one eye run to
Speaker 2: You're the one I dream? Oh bout still the one? Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's the song Shanaia sang for them. And it didn't
Speaker 2: work out all right, moving on. So I saw this
Speaker 2: on instagramk and it said that sometimes I'd like to
Speaker 2: drop off my kids in nineteen eighty five just to
Speaker 2: see how long they could make it. Oh what? And
Speaker 2: I'm convinced cause and the reason why I thought about
Speaker 2: this is because I was with the twins and I
Speaker 2: brought them. I went to Hampton University. I brought them
Speaker 2: down there and they were like, so, like when you
Speaker 2: were in school, Like, how did you get around? So
Speaker 2: I said, like in a car because I had my
Speaker 2: car down there. They weren't, And so how'd you know
Speaker 2: where to go? They said how did you find where
Speaker 2: to go? And I said I had to think about
Speaker 2: it right, right? So they were like, did you use
Speaker 2: a map? Right? And I said yeah, when my dad
Speaker 2: dropped me off of college, he gave me a map,
Speaker 2: like a paper map, okay, And that was my you know,
Speaker 2: go to to find things, right. I had the big
Speaker 2: book in my car in my back seat. Yes. And
Speaker 2: then remember how people would give us instructions or directions
Speaker 2: at the gas station. At the gas station, you turn
Speaker 2: right at the McDonald's, you see the big oak tree,
Speaker 2: you do a semicircle, and then those those directions were
Speaker 2: written down yes, and then not in your notes at
Speaker 2: right no, And then you prayed to God. You always
Speaker 2: did a prayer like we were closer to God back in.
Speaker 1: And then if you got lost, you found a gas station.
Speaker 1: We have a payphone, so you call the person.
Speaker 2: To say, Hey, I'm at this gas station, yes, on
Speaker 2: the corner of twenty first and Brown Street, I'm lost.
Speaker 2: Where do I go? And then they would say what's
Speaker 2: what's to the right, what's to the right, And you're
Speaker 2: telling them what's to the right, what's to the left.
Speaker 2: They said, oh, we know where you are, we know
Speaker 2: where you are, or they'd be like, we don't know
Speaker 2: what the hell you are all. Shoot. Isn't that crazy though?
Speaker 2: Actually the unsafest, scariest shit in the world. Yes, yeah, yes, no,
Speaker 2: My kids wouldn't make it. Well, they would the door
Speaker 2: would make it. The rest of them, not so much,
Speaker 2: would not make it, okay, right, they would just be stuck.
Speaker 2: We don't know where to go. We're just gonna stay
Speaker 2: right here. Yes, I mean, it's wild, It is so crazy. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but you know it's funny.
Speaker 1: It's like, I guess now with the technology and the GPS,
Speaker 1: we're able to go so many more places than we
Speaker 1: in the past wouldn't have gone.
Speaker 2: I think, really yes, I think if you think.
Speaker 1: About it, people didn't really leave their towns.
Speaker 2: That's not much. Maybe I had just crazy for that
Speaker 2: we jump in the car and go to Atlanta. We'd
Speaker 2: be in DC with no directions.
Speaker 1: I mean occasionally, but not. But that's a big deal.
Speaker 1: That was like a really big deal. But for the
Speaker 1: most part, it's like, no, you're just kind of staying
Speaker 1: in your little bubble.
Speaker 2: I was out the bubble. I've been outside my whole life.
Speaker 2: I'm outside, y'all. I mean, yes, I mean I definitely
Speaker 2: hit the road, like yeah, but.
Speaker 1: I even but we had map Quest, as I when
Speaker 1: I started driving, Oh.
Speaker 2: You had okay, map Quest, but map Quest was on
Speaker 2: the internet. Nineteen ninety six is when map Quest came
Speaker 2: map Quest came out on the Internet's right, so you
Speaker 2: printed out Oh, but you had okay. So that was
Speaker 2: ninety six.
Speaker 1: I was a senior in high school, so I had
Speaker 1: map Quests. So I was able to at least, you know,
Speaker 1: drive to Virginia Beach and have the print out of
Speaker 1: map Quest, right, okay, back then, I uh, but I
Speaker 1: just think as a high schooler before then, Like, you know,
Speaker 1: I only went the places that I knew how to go,
Speaker 1: and that was from driving in the car with my parents, right,
Speaker 1: you know, Okay, I know how to get to downtown Baltimore.
Speaker 1: I know how to get to the Harbor, I know,
Speaker 1: you know whatever. But it wasn't I wasn't venturing out
Speaker 1: to the Columbia or you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Like I was. I was. I was adventurous enough to
Speaker 2: like try. Yeah, but yeah, getting lost was like every
Speaker 2: time you drove, you got lost. Yeah that was happening.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, there was no not getting stops pulled over,
Speaker 2: the whole the whole nine. You'd have to like maybe
Speaker 2: knock on somebody's door and be like can I use
Speaker 2: your phone? Right, I don't know where I am, Please
Speaker 2: don't shoot me, Like can you think about where we've come?
Speaker 2: Like now, somebody walk a walk to your door, they
Speaker 2: might get shot. Well, she remember the.
Speaker 1: Guy came because his battery died on his phone. He
Speaker 1: pulled up on a motorcycle and I had to give
Speaker 1: him a charger, And why I said, don't you ever
Speaker 1: do that again? Anyway, let me tell you where I'm
Speaker 1: not going I'm not going to Japan, okay, okay, because they.
Speaker 2: Have banned frosted flakes, what and other cereals that we
Speaker 2: should never be eating because they're bad for our health.
Speaker 2: So like when when when whole country start banning cereals
Speaker 2: because they say they cause cancer. They're so bad. Don't
Speaker 2: you look at everything in the grocery store, like what
Speaker 2: the f yes? Yes?
Speaker 1: What is the f yes on to piggyback on that?
Speaker 1: I saw a video on Instagram. It was a young
Speaker 1: lady in the UK, Yeah, and she was like there
Speaker 1: were like Skittles, yes, Swizzlers and all these like American
Speaker 1: candies over there, and she was like, Americans, I want
Speaker 1: to show you what how we label your food, your
Speaker 1: candies when it comes over And so they put a
Speaker 1: whole entire sticker on the back of it that says
Speaker 1: it's like all these warnings about the ingredients.
Speaker 2: That's crazy. It's like this is what we, you.
Speaker 1: Know, our country does to your products that come over here,
Speaker 1: like yeah, put these crazy warning labels on them.
Speaker 2: And I would be curious to see what cancer looks
Speaker 2: like in Japan. Oh right, how many people have cancer
Speaker 2: as opposed to the United States Because cancers rapid rampant.
Speaker 1: Yeah, rampant rampant here. You know what, that is a
Speaker 1: really great point. We need to get some research on that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because we have we have all the candies, we
Speaker 2: have the cereal, right, Okay, let's be clear. Cereal is
Speaker 2: a whole in a grocery store. It's an entire aisle,
Speaker 2: both sides. So there's that yep and candy yep. So
Speaker 2: it's if I have a funny story about cereal.
Speaker 1: So my sister in law has like younger kids, and
Speaker 1: Atual has. One of the boys is like the age
Speaker 1: of Carter. And remember they stayed in my house. Yeah, right,
Speaker 1: So when they were here, she went and we had
Speaker 1: cinnamon toast crunch and then we also had like cheerios, right,
Speaker 1: honey nut cherios. And so she was like, no, you
Speaker 1: can't eat the cinnamon toast crunch because it has too
Speaker 1: much sugar. You can eat the cheerios. So I said,
Speaker 1: oh you think so? So I looked on the box,
Speaker 1: the ingredients, the nutrition label. Do you know it's the
Speaker 1: same amount of sugar in the cinnamon toast crunch as
Speaker 1: it is in the honey nut cheerios.
Speaker 2: She was like, so, what's offsetting it because it doesn't
Speaker 2: taste as sweet. It's the honey nuts, the honey nuts.
Speaker 1: So yeah, so you know, the honey nutcheerios are coated
Speaker 1: with like some type of sweet or something. So it's like, okay,
Speaker 1: just because the cinnamon Toa's crunch has the actual sugar granules,
Speaker 1: like you're thinking, it's a more sugary. So we ended
Speaker 1: up looking at all, like I think I had like
Speaker 1: fruity pebbles and frosted flakes, that's all, but they all
Speaker 1: had the same amount of sugar as the honey nut.
Speaker 2: Cheeri you're lying, no, yeah, but she need throw all
Speaker 2: that in trash, I know, because all that causes cancer.
Speaker 2: I mean, Kelloggs don't come for us, I know. But
Speaker 2: the people said, y'all shit causes cancer.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all that stuff, So yes, you have to look
Speaker 1: at the nutrition labels on all of them.
Speaker 2: Yes, A sure, guys, y'all have been riding us and
Speaker 2: we so appreciate it. So a couple of weeks ago,
Speaker 2: Robin Dixon did a whole commercial, unpaid commercial for Loomy.
Speaker 2: Is it Loomy or loom I don't know, loom Loo
Speaker 2: may lelly U m E, which is a deodorant.
Speaker 1: Deodorant, Yes, a full whole body deyodor that she.
Speaker 2: Swore was amazing. You'll never smell nothing. Put it in,
Speaker 2: put it in your KOUCHI put it down your butt crack,
Speaker 2: put it everywhere. Yes, okay, So I stand by that
Speaker 2: Madeleine Ryan wrote in and she said, hi, Robin girlfriend,
Speaker 2: Uh huh. I tried Loomy and I couldn't use it.
Speaker 2: Explain how does it take your underarm smell away? And
Speaker 2: it lasts seventy two hours. I opened it and was
Speaker 2: ready to put it on. Girl. That crap smells like ass.
Speaker 2: So explain what scent did you buy? And how could
Speaker 2: you not smell that? I'll stick to secret. Thanks. Lol.
Speaker 2: So wait a minute, rob it. So when you when
Speaker 2: you were originally talking about this deodorant, yeah, I had
Speaker 2: no frame of reference because you know, I never smelled
Speaker 2: it's nothing. Okay, I am with Madeline. How the hell
Speaker 2: didn't you tell us that this shit smell like ass?
Speaker 2: So all right?
Speaker 1: So so it's so funny like after we recorded, I
Speaker 1: was like, damn, I should have put out my disclaimer, not.
Speaker 2: The disclaim the disclaimer a month later.
Speaker 1: Yes, because the scents are not good like I don't
Speaker 1: like they didn't.
Speaker 2: They just don't. All right.
Speaker 1: So you know, like a lot of your they have
Speaker 1: all these like floral smells. Yeah, you know, soft linen
Speaker 1: smells clean, smells like.
Speaker 2: No, you're not getting that.
Speaker 1: You're not getting and but but those ingredients that create
Speaker 1: those sense, those are toxic to your body.
Speaker 2: Okay, So what does it smell like?
Speaker 1: It just okay, it's so, this is my disclaimer. I
Speaker 1: still stand by what I said.
Speaker 2: This deodorant works well. From me, it.
Speaker 1: Keeps my body odors from odoring. Okay, However, the actual
Speaker 1: sense of the deodorant is not great. Like so I
Speaker 1: use the toasted coconut.
Speaker 2: Give men, okay, give me like close to what it
Speaker 2: smells like. Tell me dirty socks. No, it's not art.
Speaker 1: No, it's just it's no, No, it's just you're just
Speaker 1: not dusty.
Speaker 2: No, so many smells out here. I can't even tell you.
Speaker 1: It doesn't smell like ass. It just is not a
Speaker 1: it's not a refreshing scent. Do you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: It's just very it's wood. Oh no, I can't tell
Speaker 1: you what. Y'all just gotta go in the store and
Speaker 1: smell them for yourself. But you have to believe that
Speaker 1: you're not gonna walk around smelling like that scent?
Speaker 2: Do you know what I'm saying? I can't get past No.
Speaker 2: But see, that's that's a big ask that I buy
Speaker 2: something that's steak, put it on my body, and all
Speaker 2: of a sudden the stink is gonna go away.
Speaker 1: It doesn't stink stink. It just doesn't smell great. So
Speaker 1: they have a but I okay, I'm putting my disclaimer
Speaker 1: out there, y'all.
Speaker 2: Is up to y'all.
Speaker 1: I will say, also, the tangerine scent smells better that
Speaker 1: irritated my underarms.
Speaker 2: Listen to me disclaimers with this.
Speaker 1: Listen, I don't care. I'm just telling y'all. I still
Speaker 1: use the toasted coconut scent. You can get the unscented scent.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's toasted coconut, so it smells like bad coconut.
Speaker 2: What is bad coconuts? Smell like a burnt coconut. That's
Speaker 2: not it's a subtle set I can't tell. Okay, you
Speaker 2: can toasted coconut and what else.
Speaker 1: Well, that's the only one I'm using right now. But
Speaker 1: they have unscented and they have like a rose scent.
Speaker 2: Listen, when roses go bad, they smell like they smell
Speaker 2: like booty juice. Yes, oh they have like a cucumber.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I for whatever reason, I have the toasted coconut scent. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm telling you the scents are not great, but you're
Speaker 1: not meant to smell like that scent. It's just really
Speaker 1: to prevent your body odor from odoring. That's it for
Speaker 1: seventy two hours. I don't say something. I mean, sevent
Speaker 1: two hours is a stretch.
Speaker 2: I mean, because that mean, what do you do? Are
Speaker 2: you watch it? Literally?
Speaker 1: I can if I if I wake when I wake,
Speaker 1: you know, if I put it on, wake up the
Speaker 1: next day?
Speaker 2: Whatever. I don't know, Like I don't there's no scent.
Speaker 2: I don't stink, but you don't stink normally, Robin. It's
Speaker 2: not okay, I don't stink to you. But people have
Speaker 2: under you know, like oh my underarms, like I need
Speaker 2: to reapply my children. I don't ever feel like I
Speaker 2: need to reapply my deildorant. Okay, Well, so we're gonna
Speaker 2: this is this is cautionary. You buy loo me at
Speaker 2: your own yes, but I'm listening, Like I said this
Speaker 2: is not an ad. This is my personal experience. It's
Speaker 2: not she got no money for this. This sense they're
Speaker 2: not great because people coming back and say, this is about.
Speaker 1: Like Booty Juices, the tangerine irrit made on my underarm,
Speaker 1: but the toasted works.
Speaker 2: It's like, ask me, we're out of here. Guys, listen,
Speaker 2: we gotta go. We are out of here. My ass.
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