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Speaker 1: Welcome to This Is Important, a production of I Heart Radio,

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Speaker 1: the show where we talk about what's obviously both critically

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Speaker 1: crucially important today on This Is Important, Jersey's uterus cups.

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Speaker 1: Whatever you do. Don't walk in a room with a

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Speaker 1: dick in your hand? How did somebody not scoop your

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Speaker 1: little flesh? Light ass up? And here we go? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: A bagelow? Oh man, do we have a song that

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Speaker 1: would really kick it off? That's kind of your thing? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's your thing? Yeah, what would it be? Hit us

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Speaker 1: with it, Blakey, let's give it, give it, give it? Wait?

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Speaker 1: Can you hear no? This is not it's wait no,

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Speaker 1: let that ride? What is this? What is this? This

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Speaker 1: is just kicking it off? That's binding it down? Play

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Speaker 1: this at the end, taking me one of fuck you guys.

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Speaker 1: Oh that was okay? Take me? Is that from Waiting

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Speaker 1: to Excel? Or? I don't know, damn. It seems like

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Speaker 1: a track. I think it's from a soundtrack, but that

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Speaker 1: track rock Adam? Do we jump right into talking about

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Speaker 1: the definition in Blake's arms right now? Like what are

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Speaker 1: we looking at here? Yeah? Okay? Sorry andre iguadala Wow Okay.

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Speaker 1: Corey mcgetty I'll shoot you back a clipper a little

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Speaker 1: Corey mcget this Miriam Webster, because my man's got definition

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Speaker 1: flex for us, dog flex for us. Let's see it.

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Speaker 1: Let's see it. Look at that now. The other one

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Speaker 1: is the other one way smaller? No, this is my

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Speaker 1: strong one. I have a lot of pit hair. And

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Speaker 1: let's also talk about your pit hair, because you've always

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Speaker 1: had very dense pit hair. Yeah, dude, that's the only

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Speaker 1: place other than my head. Now do you think you

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Speaker 1: have the biggest arms and lemmings? Now, No, not at all.

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Speaker 1: You've still got the cannons, brother, No, Kyle's got them wobble, wobble.

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Speaker 1: Kyle's got those teacher arms. The bummer about my arms

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Speaker 1: is they they're never a shredded looking. They're big, the

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Speaker 1: big meat canons, meat cannons. But I don't got that

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Speaker 1: sweet sweet shredded death that you got, baby. And let's

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Speaker 1: see the back. Do you have the the goat huff? Oh?

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Speaker 1: See that. I don't know it might be the lightning,

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Speaker 1: but yeah, your your triceps? Uh do you look mad duke? No,

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Speaker 1: I don't. I don't do those kicks. Triceps have always

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Speaker 1: had that like little lump on the side. I got

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Speaker 1: a power like like you just got a shot or

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Speaker 1: something like, it's not you're going abroad. I was a

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Speaker 1: super punch when I got my COVID vaccine the very

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Speaker 1: first time. You. Yeah, yeah, I'm one of the believers

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Speaker 1: in COVID. I've had the multiple times. Stupid dumbass. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't know, I'm crazy like that. I just doctors

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Speaker 1: and stuff. I sort of believe in them. But I

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Speaker 1: just listened to science. I just listened to the doctors

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Speaker 1: and I don't know, but it's science. And then you

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Speaker 1: went and interesting. She was putting it into my arm

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Speaker 1: and she was like, uh, please stop flexing, And I'm like,

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Speaker 1: uh yeah, Chloe heard me say, like she was getting

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Speaker 1: the shot right right next to me. It was like

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Speaker 1: a line of people, and she was like, Jesus Christ,

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Speaker 1: I've never seen you look more proud. It was like

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Speaker 1: I just won the And I was like, She's like, relax, No,

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Speaker 1: She's like, honestly, though, you're muscles are spazzing in your

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Speaker 1: veins are like really fucked up. You should go to hospital.

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Speaker 1: You should go to the hospital. Can you see right now,

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Speaker 1: if you're not flexing, you're fucked Uh yeah, you're high

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Speaker 1: is a kide on pre workout right now. Your blood

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Speaker 1: is so thick it's like goo, it's not good. Your

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Speaker 1: your veins are struggling. I love the idea of her

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Speaker 1: saying that to you, and then you kind of walk

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Speaker 1: away stoked. And then like a twelve year old, sits

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Speaker 1: down and she's like, hey, can you stop flexing stuff

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Speaker 1: like fun? Can you realize it's just her line? And

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Speaker 1: like little boys, I don't give she thought I was

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Speaker 1: a child. Wow, look at these muscles. Oh, hate big boy,

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Speaker 1: That's what she did say, hate big boy and patted

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Speaker 1: the seat when I sat down, So on the top

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Speaker 1: of your head, here's our big guy. She gave me

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Speaker 1: a lollipop when I left, So there you go. Would

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Speaker 1: you like a little Pokemon sticker? And we're gonna pu

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Speaker 1: little paw patrol band aid on you. Hey, and you're

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Speaker 1: do you want Marshall or do you want another one

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Speaker 1: I can't name? And someone it was like it was like,

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Speaker 1: you know, he's not ten, and I'm like, I know,

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Speaker 1: but he's slow, right right right? I wrote it does

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Speaker 1: Adam Divine have in Google? And it filled in the

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Speaker 1: rest of yeah, I'm aware of you did ask for

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Speaker 1: a lolly afterwards, but dumb shout out to dumb dumb's

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Speaker 1: I will say that my speaking of you know, stuff,

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Speaker 1: speaking of being a fing idiot, my fucking balls, dude.

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Speaker 1: Now now I've got no okay, speaking of balls, should

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Speaker 1: I buzz ball off? Shout a buzz off, dude, buzz

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Speaker 1: ball I don't know. Last week, got kind of crazy

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Speaker 1: yourself to another buzz buzz and buddy, wait a minute,

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Speaker 1: oh dear god. And should we talk about Kyle's speech

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Speaker 1: or no, Kyle's emmy speech, No we should, We shouldn't

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Speaker 1: talk about his speech. I just reached into the buzz

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Speaker 1: box and I pulled out something I did not want

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Speaker 1: to pull out. What are they cold this week? They're

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Speaker 1: not cold. They're still very hot. Hot hot hot. You

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Speaker 1: still didn't put him in the in the fridge hot hot.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, it's one of my least favorite things. It's

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Speaker 1: a chili mango. Yeah, it's a spicy brew. Yeah it's

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Speaker 1: a spicy brew. I'm not a big mango fan. Feel

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Speaker 1: free to reach in again. We're not pressuring new to

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Speaker 1: to have the chili mango, or are we. But I

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Speaker 1: will say this because if you drink all the all

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Speaker 1: the good ones at first. Then you're gonna be stuck

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Speaker 1: with just all the bad ones and you're not gonna

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Speaker 1: want to throw them away. But then you can give

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Speaker 1: them to your children. Is this better because the chuck teas? No,

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Speaker 1: that is not That is not better. Should I have

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Speaker 1: had a milk product sitting in the heat this long? No? No, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: absolutely that's not better. Go chili mangoe chocolate? Is that

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Speaker 1: supposed to be like a khlua like mudslide? Must be?

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Speaker 1: It must be. I think it's um the cause of diarrhea.

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Speaker 1: But anyways, okay, I'm gonna chilli mango it and then uh, divine,

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Speaker 1: please download us about your balls while I slurp this. Okay, yes,

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Speaker 1: I snapchat at that memory, I was like, what were

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Speaker 1: we talking about? Yeah, yeah, my your default thought, Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: the nuts. But because it's you know, for like well over,

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Speaker 1: it feels like someone has kicked me in the nuts

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Speaker 1: just a few minutes ago, which has gotta be a

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Speaker 1: terrible feeling. It's the worst. I can't uh, I can't

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Speaker 1: do anything. I'm I'm not even having sex. Always super

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Speaker 1: bummed at me because she loves getting it. I wish

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Speaker 1: you were like, he as he looks over to make

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Speaker 1: sure she is super bump, I wish you were like,

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Speaker 1: and weirdly, she's obvi satisfied still somehow. Yeah, she's really cool. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I don't know why she I don't through every room.

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Speaker 1: She's dealing with it. Well, Uh no, so I have to.

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Speaker 1: I have to have a heat pad on my balls

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Speaker 1: at all time. And I'm like working at right now

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Speaker 1: on Gemstone. So what happened? What happened to your to yourself? So,

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Speaker 1: like six months ago, when I was doing the show

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Speaker 1: in Berlin, I was like, it's it's bumper in Berlin.

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Speaker 1: It's the it's a spinoff show about my character from

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Speaker 1: the Pitch Perfect movies. And mate, so I'm like singing

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Speaker 1: and dancing. I'm a sing and dance man once again.

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Speaker 1: I'm jiggling all over and I like, did my classic

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Speaker 1: kick my foot up do with the foot swipe maneuver

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Speaker 1: that I do? We know it, well, we know, I know,

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Speaker 1: I know you guys do, and uh point to points

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Speaker 1: and I just my body went joint like in my

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Speaker 1: lower like top dick region, which we've talked about this.

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Speaker 1: I just felt it and they did an ultrasound there

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Speaker 1: is a tear there. They're like, just and I'm doing it,

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Speaker 1: don't don't use it a lot. But I kind of

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Speaker 1: didn't stop working out, you know, because I'm a fucking idiot,

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Speaker 1: and and I I had to keep doing the show.

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Speaker 1: And I still worked out every day, trying not to

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Speaker 1: do things that would hurt me, but still kind of

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Speaker 1: hurting myself. And it felt better. That was like six

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Speaker 1: months ago. And then a month, like a little over

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Speaker 1: a month ago, I re hurt myself working out, thinking

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Speaker 1: I'm fully good. What movement were you doing? What I

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Speaker 1: was doing? Dead lips and and it just and it

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Speaker 1: just fucking it will papen me. And now and now

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Speaker 1: I'm just fucked. So I go to a doctor. They

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Speaker 1: do another ultrasound, which was hilarious, by the way. It

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Speaker 1: was like a thirty five year old girl, like a

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Speaker 1: woman who's like our age, who is putting hot do

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Speaker 1: on my balls, just being her in this room. It's

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Speaker 1: super awkward, hot do on my ball and rubbing the

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Speaker 1: little wand on it and then just asking me like

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Speaker 1: question about my career. She was a big Workaholics fan.

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Speaker 1: She likes modern family a lot. Uh, So that was

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Speaker 1: super weird. And then uh, and then now there's evidently

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Speaker 1: fluid in my right testicle, so they test. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm sorry to laugh, dude, what white? What?

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Speaker 1: I don't know? But the Internet says that shouldn't be

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Speaker 1: too painful, but I am in a lot of pain.

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Speaker 1: So what Internet like? Reddit like? What are you? What

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Speaker 1: are you looking? Are you looking? In your comments section

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Speaker 1: of Instagram? And now I have to go to a urologist,

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Speaker 1: and they couldn't get me into a urologist for another week,

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Speaker 1: so I have to like live live this life for

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Speaker 1: a whole whole other week, which is so cool. I think, uh,

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Speaker 1: I think home and mine in high school had this

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Speaker 1: same thing happened. He always he thought he was pulling

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Speaker 1: his groin all the time, and then he got it

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Speaker 1: checked out and found out he had fluid. Is that

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Speaker 1: a her note? It's I don't know if he had

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Speaker 1: his ball removed what. I can't remember if he had

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Speaker 1: his ball ball removed, but he definitely to have a

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Speaker 1: surgery where they went in there and did something. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they said it could be it could be surgery. Now

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Speaker 1: let me let me see it. I'll see if it's

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Speaker 1: the same. You want to see it. No, no, you

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Speaker 1: want to see it on our on our own time.

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Speaker 1: You want to That was that was decades ago, onders

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Speaker 1: we might have advanced in medical surgery by now. Either

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Speaker 1: either way, I gotta see it. Um yeah, come on,

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Speaker 1: not today, take a look at it. And so you've

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Speaker 1: just been sitting around with a heat pad on it,

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Speaker 1: huh on your job? Yeah, it's it actually feels all

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Speaker 1: right right now, but sometimes usually later on in the day,

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Speaker 1: like by the end of the day, I'm laying there

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Speaker 1: and I have to have the heat pad on it

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Speaker 1: and we'll face time later. It really saw because like

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Speaker 1: more fluid gets down there by the end of the day.

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Speaker 1: Is it kind of like when you weigh yourself in

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Speaker 1: the morning, there's no fluid. I have no idea you're

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Speaker 1: gonna have. You got to learn the science of your body, dude.

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Speaker 1: I should probably take a little sign. I can't because

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Speaker 1: as soon as I start to web md it, I'm like,

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Speaker 1: oh my is gonna twist itself in a knot and

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Speaker 1: fall off like a balloon animal. That's what it said.

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Speaker 1: It told me to put a chip clip on the

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Speaker 1: chip of my nutsack and just kind of see what

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Speaker 1: those chip clip does your balls feel better in the

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Speaker 1: morning at night? Uh? Like, when is it the most

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Speaker 1: filled with fluid? If you had to say, it's it's

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Speaker 1: I feel like there's no rhyme or reason to it.

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Speaker 1: I have my ship set up. You look at your

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Speaker 1: own damn well? Can you can you check conquer in Madison?

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Speaker 1: I met It's a beautiful day. Okay. And this is

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Speaker 1: weather Talk a new join on this is important to

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Speaker 1: weather talk STO in Vancouver, a new segment here on

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Speaker 1: this is important if you don't if you like to

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Speaker 1: lugging talk, and if you couldn't get enough of pickle

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Speaker 1: ball was an exciting Sport. Welcome to the weather Talk.

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Speaker 1: It's raining Mobile. Shout out to Mobile. Right now, this

425
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Speaker 1: is like three weeks away. But if it's still raining,

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Speaker 1: we see you and we're We're sorry it's raining out there.

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Speaker 1: It's by the way. When I was in Mobile, they go,

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Speaker 1: did you know that this is the rainiest place in

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Speaker 1: the United States? Over Seattle? Blew my mind and I said,

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Speaker 1: I got to share that on the pod. Shut up,

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Speaker 1: You're like, shut up. I have to get on the pod.

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Speaker 1: I have to get on the pod five months later,

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Speaker 1: and I shut up. I gotta keep it shut up.

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Speaker 1: Five to six months later, I have to get on

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Speaker 1: the pod and tell my boys about I ran right

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Speaker 1: off a dolphin. I do remember what I wanted to say,

437
00:25:58,400 --> 00:26:00,960
Speaker 1: though in half of the reason, why don't turn my ship?

438
00:26:01,119 --> 00:26:03,080
Speaker 1: Look how close he is to the camera right now.

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Speaker 1: Back the funk up, man, I don't need all that

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00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:10,320
Speaker 1: I do. I do. I gotta get up on this mike.

441
00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:17,159
Speaker 1: The weather is only going to get more disastrous. You

442
00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:25,119
Speaker 1: gotta climate warrior. I am preparing my family. I am

443
00:26:25,280 --> 00:26:31,040
Speaker 1: preparing my family for not only blackouts of electricity you

444
00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:34,800
Speaker 1: got to you got it, but preparing the Let me

445
00:26:34,880 --> 00:26:37,600
Speaker 1: get in them by buying a generator for your home.

446
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Speaker 1: Do you drive because because if you get to generate,

447
00:26:41,119 --> 00:26:44,480
Speaker 1: it's it's all going it's all going away. It's doomsday.

448
00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:47,320
Speaker 1: We're doomsday prepping right now. See no, no, no, it's

449
00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:51,720
Speaker 1: your fruit frugality that is that you're dealing with. It's

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Speaker 1: not it's not you're not a doomsday prepper. All this

451
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Speaker 1: is a facade. You would rather say your doomsday prepper

452
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Speaker 1: than saying you're Daddy prepped us for doomsday. We got

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Speaker 1: a box of If you're called, drink one of these,

454
00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:10,679
Speaker 1: you'll sweat out the bottom of your eyes, ball at

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Speaker 1: all warm you out right up. If you're called drink one.

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00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:18,000
Speaker 1: If you're hot, drink one, no matter the tip. If

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00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:20,879
Speaker 1: we get drunk enough, we won't feel it. Oh my god.

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00:27:21,560 --> 00:27:23,399
Speaker 1: I like how you like, look we gotta prepare for

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00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:27,119
Speaker 1: this or just like we're problem solving. We're figuring out ways,

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00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:29,119
Speaker 1: like yeah, get that test the power wall, put in

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00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:32,360
Speaker 1: the crib man. I'm going to get a generator for uh,

462
00:27:33,240 --> 00:27:35,840
Speaker 1: for my house. I think. I think because they're saying

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Speaker 1: like that, we're gonna start getting like rolling black blackouts,

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Speaker 1: and I bet it's gonna be a normal thing in

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Speaker 1: l A. Now imagine you have has a Tesla. You're

466
00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:50,880
Speaker 1: like and suddenly you like, can't drive your fucking car,

467
00:27:55,680 --> 00:27:59,040
Speaker 1: and get the generator. That's what you gotta do, get

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00:27:59,119 --> 00:28:04,720
Speaker 1: the genny. Well, what I mean? I just think. I

469
00:28:04,840 --> 00:28:10,960
Speaker 1: just think with every solution, we're creating other problems. Okay,

470
00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:12,840
Speaker 1: so but if you get a generator, then you can

471
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Speaker 1: generate your enough electricity to power your home for weeks

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00:28:17,359 --> 00:28:20,119
Speaker 1: and weeks you get the solar power roof. Okay, so

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00:28:20,359 --> 00:28:24,600
Speaker 1: we're but we're speaking about just us. I'm talking globally.

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Speaker 1: I just think there's we need a solution, a global solution.

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00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:30,359
Speaker 1: So you want to control everyone? Is that what you

476
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Speaker 1: want to do? You wanna tell everyone what? Every lead

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Speaker 1: by example. You're not in charge though, you're only but

478
00:28:38,240 --> 00:28:42,040
Speaker 1: I can only do what I do. You have to

479
00:28:42,160 --> 00:28:45,240
Speaker 1: lead by example, don't you. That's what I just said.

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Speaker 1: So you're leading by example? Is sitting in the heat, yes,

481
00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:54,920
Speaker 1: like like like maybe a native American would do. I

482
00:28:55,040 --> 00:28:57,600
Speaker 1: want to do it the old school way. I want

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Speaker 1: to do it the old school way. No elect tricity

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Speaker 1: other than your infant baby. It's just boiling hot because

485
00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:09,920
Speaker 1: it's a hundred and fifteen degree. No, dude, okay, okay,

486
00:29:10,080 --> 00:29:13,840
Speaker 1: we keep the baby room cool. Dude turned so you

487
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Speaker 1: do have a splitter interesting, No, there's it's come on, man,

488
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Speaker 1: I got a system. There's a bunch of buzzballs under

489
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Speaker 1: the crib. There's a lot of Now you're pulling back

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Speaker 1: the bacade. If you want to see the Undertaker talk,

491
00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:30,160
Speaker 1: come on, man. But look, man, you're playing a character

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Speaker 1: right now a little bit. Not really, I'm I'm sweating.

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Speaker 1: Are you spritzing your shirt below camera with water? Man?

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Speaker 1: It is really hot here. It's a bit guys. Okay,

495
00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:45,640
Speaker 1: it's really hot. Yeah, your your nine year old daughter

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Speaker 1: is underneath the table spritzing you. I feel like at

497
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Speaker 1: this point, I'm I'm I'm now it's a flop sweat

498
00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:55,840
Speaker 1: out of like anxiety because I'm being backed into a corner.

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Speaker 1: By the way, I got diagnosed recently with what anxiety.

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Speaker 1: My therapist says, I have a d D. Sure, this

501
00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:06,400
Speaker 1: is like everybody does. You guys are just like sure.

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00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:08,880
Speaker 1: That was like a huge revelation. Why do people not

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00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:11,520
Speaker 1: know what they have? Also, I need to shave my head.

504
00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:13,240
Speaker 1: Just shave the back of your neck. So it's a

505
00:30:13,280 --> 00:30:15,960
Speaker 1: buzz So this is new. You're going to a therapist

506
00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:18,880
Speaker 1: like Tony Soprano. Wait, did Tony have a d D?

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Speaker 1: I thought you could say, wait, did Tony go to

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Speaker 1: a therapist? Sit? No, went to a therapist, dude, So

509
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Speaker 1: you're going how often do you go to this therapist?

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Speaker 1: This is three Monday? Really every week? Yeah? I mean what, dude?

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Speaker 1: This isn't Yeah. I know you know you have never,

512
00:30:40,920 --> 00:30:44,840
Speaker 1: but no, I've never. I go individual, couple, you name it,

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Speaker 1: I'll do it. But this is the first time I've

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Speaker 1: been told I haven't a d D. Rando, I'll just

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Speaker 1: crash somebody else's I'll just go talk to a homeless

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Speaker 1: man and be like, tell me what's wrong with me? Brother?

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Speaker 1: The therapist can diagnose you. Can I go to a therapist?

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00:30:59,280 --> 00:31:01,960
Speaker 1: How easy is Can I go? And then have them

519
00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:04,920
Speaker 1: better help Walk into the room with your dick and

520
00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:07,840
Speaker 1: your room. You could talk to your buzz ball and

521
00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:15,040
Speaker 1: will tell you be like, hey, my right nut hurts

522
00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:23,520
Speaker 1: all the time a d or ball cancer. I wish

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00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:25,800
Speaker 1: Kyle was here to help me out. Goddamn, this is

524
00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:28,880
Speaker 1: the one episode I just really need Kyle here for me.

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00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:32,840
Speaker 1: I like, Kyle, I'm talking better help, better help therapy.

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00:31:32,920 --> 00:31:35,640
Speaker 1: It's not better help therapy, but gosh darn if it

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00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:38,560
Speaker 1: done more, that's great, Blake, I like this. How long

528
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Speaker 1: have you been doing this, dude? I've been going into

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Speaker 1: therapy for a decade at least, even when we were

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Speaker 1: doing more GalKs. You're going once a week started Actually,

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00:31:48,600 --> 00:31:52,400
Speaker 1: uh yeah, that's what broke me, dude, I had to

532
00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:56,400
Speaker 1: talk about you guys. Son of a Wow, that's incredible.

533
00:31:56,880 --> 00:31:59,400
Speaker 1: Should I start doing that? I don't know. I've got

534
00:31:59,480 --> 00:32:01,960
Speaker 1: a therapy We've you've got to you gotta go, just

535
00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:04,920
Speaker 1: to like see what it's all about. Well, I'm rewatching

536
00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:07,120
Speaker 1: Sopranos right now, and I'm like, I'm telling Clare, I'm like,

537
00:32:07,160 --> 00:32:08,560
Speaker 1: this looks kind of fun. I kinda want to go

538
00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:12,360
Speaker 1: with dude. It's a blast. I feel like, Adam, you

539
00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:16,040
Speaker 1: would just like start entertaining the therapist. I don't know.

540
00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:18,520
Speaker 1: Part of me thinks maybe you go twice a month

541
00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:21,960
Speaker 1: and then save that money and then use a CE Like. Look, Adam,

542
00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:29,280
Speaker 1: I I often didn't like. That's just I just feel

543
00:32:29,360 --> 00:32:34,120
Speaker 1: like I'm moved to my house. I'm just so clean

544
00:32:35,520 --> 00:32:41,920
Speaker 1: all the time. As your therapist say, I don't want

545
00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:44,120
Speaker 1: to tell you how to spend your money. But but Adam,

546
00:32:44,160 --> 00:32:46,640
Speaker 1: I what I have always loved about you or what

547
00:32:46,760 --> 00:32:49,360
Speaker 1: at least I like, I'm just like stoked for you.

548
00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:53,520
Speaker 1: It's like you do have the ability to just be like,

549
00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:57,479
Speaker 1: let ship roll off your back, like you're you're stoked

550
00:32:57,480 --> 00:32:59,520
Speaker 1: on life all the time. Like it always feels like

551
00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:03,080
Speaker 1: you you find a way that's positive. Spin But Blake,

552
00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:06,280
Speaker 1: let's be honest, it rolls off his back. But then

553
00:33:06,760 --> 00:33:12,320
Speaker 1: all that, Yeah, that's why your balls are bad. He

554
00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:17,640
Speaker 1: has so much anxiety. All the tension has seeped into

555
00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:21,640
Speaker 1: my asshole. Yeah, through the asshole into my testicles. Maybe

556
00:33:21,760 --> 00:33:24,720
Speaker 1: the liquid that's in my right nut. Adam, maybe you

557
00:33:24,880 --> 00:33:27,600
Speaker 1: do need to just like fucking jab it and do

558
00:33:27,760 --> 00:33:30,640
Speaker 1: a pressure release. I don't know, but I will say that,

559
00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:34,160
Speaker 1: like I admire the way, like I that's what I

560
00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:36,960
Speaker 1: get from your friendship is like sometimes you take me

561
00:33:37,040 --> 00:33:39,520
Speaker 1: back to reality where it's like, ship is not that

562
00:33:39,720 --> 00:33:43,240
Speaker 1: as bad as you build up in your mind. No, no, not,

563
00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:45,440
Speaker 1: you know, it never really is for the most part,

564
00:33:45,560 --> 00:33:49,080
Speaker 1: unless someone's dying. Well usually isn't. And then they die

565
00:33:49,120 --> 00:33:52,040
Speaker 1: and it's like okay, you know, like to the next

566
00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:57,680
Speaker 1: one my favorite jay Z so that it's a Swizz

567
00:33:57,720 --> 00:34:06,520
Speaker 1: Beats versus with the jay Z song and to the

568
00:34:06,680 --> 00:34:10,600
Speaker 1: next one. I got it, Nelly, when you get it, dude, Yeah,

569
00:34:10,680 --> 00:34:13,080
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. It's I think you

570
00:34:13,160 --> 00:34:16,040
Speaker 1: do know he just told you, Yes, well, you need

571
00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:18,800
Speaker 1: to talk about your ship. Maybe maybe that's like the

572
00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:22,239
Speaker 1: second or third chapter of your life where you get

573
00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:25,200
Speaker 1: introspective and you start to like really figure out, like

574
00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:27,840
Speaker 1: what what the fox has been going on? I don't know,

575
00:34:27,960 --> 00:34:31,960
Speaker 1: your life is such a hurricane of fucking look at

576
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:35,120
Speaker 1: you're so busy and all that ship, and maybe you

577
00:34:35,120 --> 00:34:38,160
Speaker 1: want to touchdown think about it. Yeah. Maybe, Yeah, I

578
00:34:38,239 --> 00:34:40,759
Speaker 1: can see, I can see doing it. I'm not not

579
00:34:40,960 --> 00:34:43,480
Speaker 1: opposed to it or anything. I've just always been like

580
00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:45,880
Speaker 1: I just did I haven't felt like I needed it.

581
00:34:46,040 --> 00:34:50,000
Speaker 1: But but during more my dad was sick. Yeah, there's

582
00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:52,400
Speaker 1: just like a lot of things stacking up. I was like, oh,

583
00:34:52,480 --> 00:34:55,239
Speaker 1: maybe I do need to talk to someone, and then

584
00:34:55,280 --> 00:35:03,480
Speaker 1: I just didn't. But I just grew two sizes. I

585
00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:08,719
Speaker 1: couldn't fit into a suit this past week. But yeah, no,

586
00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:10,799
Speaker 1: I think I think it's cool. I don't think it's

587
00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:12,520
Speaker 1: bad at all. I was just no, I don't think it.

588
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:15,239
Speaker 1: I'm not saying that you guys think it's bad. It's

589
00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:18,400
Speaker 1: just like I don't know. It's just as as we

590
00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:21,400
Speaker 1: get older and then, like real life, ship is just

591
00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:24,000
Speaker 1: always on the horizon, now you know what I mean.

592
00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:26,520
Speaker 1: I think it's helpful when you become a parent, it's

593
00:35:26,560 --> 00:35:29,840
Speaker 1: helpful to understand more about yourself and so then you

594
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:33,279
Speaker 1: know how to, like what you would do to like

595
00:35:33,560 --> 00:35:36,480
Speaker 1: raise your kids differently than you were raised, or like

596
00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:40,960
Speaker 1: when you feel certain impulses, you just know when to stop. Yeah,

597
00:35:41,480 --> 00:35:44,680
Speaker 1: blame your parents. You're like, uh so my dad used

598
00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:48,160
Speaker 1: to hit me with a belt? Is that good or not? Dude?

599
00:35:48,160 --> 00:35:50,919
Speaker 1: I remember I told my therapist. I was like, dude,

600
00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:52,960
Speaker 1: all we're gonna do is like ship on my parents.

601
00:35:53,040 --> 00:35:55,440
Speaker 1: I don't want to do it anymore, Like like this

602
00:35:55,640 --> 00:35:58,120
Speaker 1: is stupid. Like I don't blame them because I love

603
00:35:58,239 --> 00:36:00,480
Speaker 1: my mom and dad. I think they've freaking I think

604
00:36:00,520 --> 00:36:02,560
Speaker 1: they did the best they could. But like they're like,

605
00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:05,799
Speaker 1: but there it's They're like, it's not about shifting on them.

606
00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:09,000
Speaker 1: It's just like that was the way you were. They

607
00:36:09,120 --> 00:36:12,160
Speaker 1: programmed you, and they were probably programmed a certain way

608
00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:15,719
Speaker 1: and all therapy does is like understand how your programmed

609
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:20,560
Speaker 1: maybe reprogramming whatever, or do you have a relationship like

610
00:36:20,840 --> 00:36:24,120
Speaker 1: Tony Soprano had with his This is the most I

611
00:36:24,239 --> 00:36:30,000
Speaker 1: know about is Tony Soprano talking to his therapist. Yes,

612
00:36:30,520 --> 00:36:34,279
Speaker 1: I think it's exactly like that for everybody, exactly like

613
00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:37,279
Speaker 1: you kind at one point, you've killed, at one point,

614
00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:52,960
Speaker 1: you've kissed. Oh my god. No, I haven't had a

615
00:36:53,040 --> 00:36:55,239
Speaker 1: therapist that I've been with forever. I like, I wish

616
00:36:55,280 --> 00:36:57,680
Speaker 1: I could say, like, yo, man, I got like I

617
00:36:57,800 --> 00:37:00,319
Speaker 1: got the guy or what I've got a decade work

618
00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:02,879
Speaker 1: to work with this person and they've just been absolutely

619
00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:05,800
Speaker 1: perfect for me. But I don't know. Sometimes it it

620
00:37:06,520 --> 00:37:08,480
Speaker 1: could just be like a one off where it's just

621
00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:11,600
Speaker 1: somebody listening to you and like asking you questions that

622
00:37:11,880 --> 00:37:15,880
Speaker 1: other people don't ask you. Yeah, well I get it,

623
00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:20,040
Speaker 1: especially talking to like as you give me a trying

624
00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:23,400
Speaker 1: to talk to you, dude. I would love being a therapist.

625
00:37:23,480 --> 00:37:26,719
Speaker 1: Yours would be actually a good therapist because he would

626
00:37:26,760 --> 00:37:30,280
Speaker 1: just go right to your core every fucking yeah, dude,

627
00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:32,600
Speaker 1: there's a bit of that. There's a bit of that,

628
00:37:32,880 --> 00:37:35,759
Speaker 1: like it might feel cold blooded, but sometimes they just

629
00:37:35,880 --> 00:37:38,160
Speaker 1: got to like, just put the mirror in your face.

630
00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:40,440
Speaker 1: They have the sound board and they just keep it

631
00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:43,680
Speaker 1: in it. They kept going, oh, yeah, the bitch. You're like, okay, yeah,

632
00:37:44,440 --> 00:37:47,200
Speaker 1: I guess I was a bit. I gotta keep it

633
00:37:47,239 --> 00:37:50,080
Speaker 1: a hunter. I gotta keep it a hunter. I would

634
00:37:50,160 --> 00:37:52,400
Speaker 1: love to be a therapist and be like, yeah, I

635
00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:55,560
Speaker 1: just don't do that just yea, definitely. I feel like

636
00:37:55,640 --> 00:37:57,360
Speaker 1: that's how I would be a therapist too. I'd be like,

637
00:37:57,440 --> 00:38:00,360
Speaker 1: we just don't over eat. Then if that's your problem,

638
00:38:01,360 --> 00:38:04,200
Speaker 1: just stop. It's been ten minutes. You can go okay.

639
00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:06,640
Speaker 1: So then as your patient, when I do do that,

640
00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:08,839
Speaker 1: then all of a sudden, I'm like, fun, why am

641
00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:11,440
Speaker 1: I such a funk up dude? Like my therapist told

642
00:38:11,480 --> 00:38:13,160
Speaker 1: me all you have to do is not do that.

643
00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:16,080
Speaker 1: Why did I do that? Well, it's it's not doing

644
00:38:16,120 --> 00:38:18,160
Speaker 1: it eight percent of the time, you know what I mean.

645
00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:20,680
Speaker 1: And so that's a lot of forgiving yourself. You can

646
00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:27,359
Speaker 1: do cocaine, just not all the time. Dude. You can

647
00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:31,160
Speaker 1: do drugs, just not all that to be a great

648
00:38:31,200 --> 00:38:36,120
Speaker 1: You're a great therapist, Adam, You're a great therapy. You

649
00:38:36,239 --> 00:38:39,000
Speaker 1: cannot do that stuff eighty percent of the time. You're

650
00:38:39,080 --> 00:38:41,719
Speaker 1: probably in pretty good shape. You're doing good. Welcome to

651
00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:45,640
Speaker 1: Adam's couch, where Adam tells you just don't do that

652
00:38:46,239 --> 00:38:50,000
Speaker 1: percent of the time. Don't do it of the time.

653
00:38:50,239 --> 00:38:53,279
Speaker 1: We're taking your calls live now. Hey, whatever you do,

654
00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:55,799
Speaker 1: don't walk in a room with a dick in your hand.

655
00:38:56,239 --> 00:38:59,520
Speaker 1: Just I've got a needing disorder. I can't help it.

656
00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:02,000
Speaker 1: What do I do? But do you eat too much?

657
00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:06,960
Speaker 1: I don't, I eat too much? And then I go

658
00:39:07,120 --> 00:39:09,760
Speaker 1: and I purge. What do I do I eat? Because

659
00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:13,600
Speaker 1: I'm unhoppy? Okay, Uh, well, you're you're gonna want fake

660
00:39:13,680 --> 00:39:17,759
Speaker 1: teeth because I bet your teeth are grossest funk. I

661
00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:22,000
Speaker 1: bet they're like brown um. And then also mouthwash for sure,

662
00:39:22,400 --> 00:39:25,680
Speaker 1: you're gonna want that. And then also, just don't eat

663
00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:29,080
Speaker 1: that much. I just don't eat that much of the time.

664
00:39:29,120 --> 00:39:31,480
Speaker 1: I would say time I was just I was just

665
00:39:31,640 --> 00:39:35,319
Speaker 1: waiting for the thing we talked about. I'm like, oh,

666
00:39:35,360 --> 00:39:38,520
Speaker 1: and so your bid is snap remember, No, yeah, no, no, no.

667
00:39:38,680 --> 00:39:41,359
Speaker 1: I would say, like maybe five days the week, don't

668
00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:42,839
Speaker 1: eat a ton, and then on the weekend you can

669
00:39:42,920 --> 00:39:44,880
Speaker 1: just kind of kind of do whatever you want there

670
00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:50,800
Speaker 1: you god, yeah, yeah, on the weekend, you can do cocaine,

671
00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:54,640
Speaker 1: go to orgies and at buffets. I feel like we

672
00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:56,920
Speaker 1: just found out what Blake was going for. I just, uh,

673
00:39:57,400 --> 00:40:01,520
Speaker 1: I was going to orgies and buffets. Well, maybe you

674
00:40:01,520 --> 00:40:03,359
Speaker 1: don't do that eight percent of the time. Yeah, it's

675
00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:05,719
Speaker 1: just eight percent of the time. You just don't do that,

676
00:40:05,880 --> 00:40:07,360
Speaker 1: and then you just pick one day to go to

677
00:40:07,560 --> 00:40:10,759
Speaker 1: orgies and eat it. But face, I wish my ship

678
00:40:10,920 --> 00:40:13,960
Speaker 1: was that exciting. I just have a d. D just

679
00:40:14,360 --> 00:40:18,200
Speaker 1: can't concentrate. I just can't get my calendar right. I mean,

680
00:40:18,360 --> 00:40:21,279
Speaker 1: did you did you get on pills for that? Well

681
00:40:21,400 --> 00:40:23,960
Speaker 1: that's the thing is, can I can I get your addie?

682
00:40:24,080 --> 00:40:30,239
Speaker 1: Can you hook me? I wouldn't mind and an adderall plug? Yeah.

683
00:40:30,719 --> 00:40:32,920
Speaker 1: I feel like I've said this on the pod in college.

684
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:34,520
Speaker 1: They were like, why are you so stupid? And I

685
00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:36,480
Speaker 1: was like, I don't know. And then they put me

686
00:40:36,719 --> 00:40:40,640
Speaker 1: on something riddling or whatever the other ones are and

687
00:40:40,840 --> 00:40:45,000
Speaker 1: I like shot through the roof. Yeah. I was like

688
00:40:45,320 --> 00:40:47,239
Speaker 1: this is crazy. And then then I just gave him

689
00:40:47,239 --> 00:40:50,280
Speaker 1: away to like some dudes, do you think you were misdiagnosed?

690
00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:54,440
Speaker 1: Like you don't have MR. That's MR diagnosed, isn't it right?

691
00:40:54,480 --> 00:40:57,360
Speaker 1: If you have a d D adderall like levels you

692
00:40:57,480 --> 00:41:00,560
Speaker 1: out right, it makes you, it makes you like chill

693
00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:02,719
Speaker 1: and you're able to just concentrate and like, you know

694
00:41:02,880 --> 00:41:06,640
Speaker 1: how a normal person. But if you don't, because if

695
00:41:06,719 --> 00:41:08,800
Speaker 1: you're just if you're just stupid, it turns out to

696
00:41:08,840 --> 00:41:12,840
Speaker 1: be cocaine. Yea, yeah, yeah, which is why I know.

697
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:15,320
Speaker 1: That's what my therapist said. She was like, yo, A,

698
00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:18,560
Speaker 1: like you you like cocaine, don't you? And I'm like, no,

699
00:41:18,880 --> 00:41:21,319
Speaker 1: actually I don't at all. And she was like, oh,

700
00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:25,000
Speaker 1: forget it then, because I had a tray of it,

701
00:41:28,120 --> 00:41:30,440
Speaker 1: like I'm gonna I would like to make out with you.

702
00:41:32,440 --> 00:41:40,240
Speaker 1: She's like, this is a zoom. You are my now, dude,

703
00:41:40,360 --> 00:41:43,560
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. So to answer your questions,

704
00:41:43,640 --> 00:41:46,480
Speaker 1: I did not get any medication because one of my

705
00:41:47,280 --> 00:41:49,480
Speaker 1: I don't know, one of my main fucking hangups. And

706
00:41:49,520 --> 00:41:52,000
Speaker 1: I know this is like something that everybody's trying to

707
00:41:52,120 --> 00:41:55,719
Speaker 1: dispel nowadays. I don't I don't want to use air

708
00:41:55,840 --> 00:41:58,200
Speaker 1: conditioning and I don't want to take a medication that

709
00:41:58,360 --> 00:42:01,320
Speaker 1: will change who I am be because I part of

710
00:42:01,440 --> 00:42:05,600
Speaker 1: me really thinks like the reason I'm humorous or who

711
00:42:05,960 --> 00:42:11,080
Speaker 1: I en my my brain is chemically and balanced. Can

712
00:42:11,120 --> 00:42:20,279
Speaker 1: I tell you something? No, you're not funny. I know

713
00:42:20,360 --> 00:42:22,640
Speaker 1: what you mean. I know what you mean because it's like, okay,

714
00:42:22,680 --> 00:42:25,680
Speaker 1: so if I changed like a fundamental thing about me

715
00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:30,440
Speaker 1: which makes me mean for almost forty years, um, but

716
00:42:30,560 --> 00:42:35,439
Speaker 1: then you'll be just an unfunny, good person. So what's

717
00:42:35,480 --> 00:42:38,320
Speaker 1: the trade off? You're like, yeah, but that you'll be

718
00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:40,920
Speaker 1: like a nice truck driver. No, no, but you're a

719
00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:44,080
Speaker 1: different person. You'll just be a truck driver with zero jokes.

720
00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:50,480
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, So what is the d Is that why

721
00:42:50,640 --> 00:42:54,320
Speaker 1: you can't uh like you're such a bad driver? Is

722
00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:59,840
Speaker 1: that like part of it? Well? Maybe you are like direction,

723
00:43:00,440 --> 00:43:04,719
Speaker 1: like direction, I mean, you're stuff all the time. You're

724
00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:07,000
Speaker 1: not like that you know how to drive a car,

725
00:43:07,120 --> 00:43:10,480
Speaker 1: but like you do when we're all going to the

726
00:43:10,560 --> 00:43:12,680
Speaker 1: same place, which happens you sta happen all the time

727
00:43:12,680 --> 00:43:14,600
Speaker 1: when we're on work all stood, I'll be like, okay,

728
00:43:14,600 --> 00:43:15,880
Speaker 1: we're all going to take our cars and we're all

729
00:43:16,040 --> 00:43:18,320
Speaker 1: meet there, and then it would be like DERs and

730
00:43:18,360 --> 00:43:22,239
Speaker 1: I are there, and then fifteen twenty minutes later you'd

731
00:43:22,280 --> 00:43:24,239
Speaker 1: pull up and you're like, how did you guys get here?

732
00:43:24,239 --> 00:43:27,680
Speaker 1: And we're like we just drove straight here. Yeah, you

733
00:43:27,960 --> 00:43:31,600
Speaker 1: and you would just take like the looping out. Well

734
00:43:31,600 --> 00:43:35,360
Speaker 1: that's because that's also because I kind of drive like

735
00:43:35,440 --> 00:43:39,080
Speaker 1: a grandma would you do? But I was waiting for you.

736
00:43:39,880 --> 00:43:42,920
Speaker 1: I drive very slow in the slow lane. You're just

737
00:43:43,040 --> 00:43:45,160
Speaker 1: not in a rush to place. I would love passing

738
00:43:45,239 --> 00:43:47,160
Speaker 1: you on the freeway on the way to work. I'd

739
00:43:47,160 --> 00:43:48,600
Speaker 1: be like, well, there goes Blake, and I'm just like,

740
00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:53,160
Speaker 1: but also, dude, you want to know what where the hell?

741
00:43:53,520 --> 00:43:56,359
Speaker 1: Remember we all left one house I think is why

742
00:43:56,440 --> 00:44:00,840
Speaker 1: we were actually house hunting for Hamlin, all five of

743
00:44:01,040 --> 00:44:06,920
Speaker 1: us for the Yes, Adam, Hayley, Me, you and Kyle.

744
00:44:07,320 --> 00:44:09,520
Speaker 1: We all took separate cars to go look at a

745
00:44:09,600 --> 00:44:12,399
Speaker 1: house somewhere like I think it might have been Culver City.

746
00:44:12,480 --> 00:44:14,840
Speaker 1: And you're worried about air conditioning. With the environment, this

747
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:18,000
Speaker 1: was this was a while back. This is before yeah,

748
00:44:18,080 --> 00:44:21,359
Speaker 1: global warming. This was before he cared, before he became

749
00:44:21,360 --> 00:44:24,800
Speaker 1: a climate warrior. Yeah. Now we're at the warming, you know.

750
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:27,080
Speaker 1: Now we're at a brink. Now we're at the brink

751
00:44:27,120 --> 00:44:31,440
Speaker 1: of destruction because this is where because of you. But

752
00:44:31,640 --> 00:44:34,399
Speaker 1: I got a speeding ticket because I hit the gas

753
00:44:34,520 --> 00:44:36,759
Speaker 1: because we were going to be late to the to

754
00:44:36,960 --> 00:44:39,839
Speaker 1: the showing. So you got a speeding ticket one time

755
00:44:40,120 --> 00:44:44,480
Speaker 1: and now you can't drive the speed limit. Yeah, fucking

756
00:44:45,200 --> 00:44:48,719
Speaker 1: fucking got me, dude. Cops smacked my hand and I said, yes, sir,

757
00:44:49,320 --> 00:44:54,080
Speaker 1: m m yeah, yeah, dude, sorry, sorry about it. Well,

758
00:44:54,120 --> 00:44:56,960
Speaker 1: that's cool, that's cool that you're I mean, if I

759
00:44:57,120 --> 00:45:01,719
Speaker 1: had a D I do. I'm fund have a d D. Well,

760
00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:04,360
Speaker 1: I know, like a lot that's the thing is like, also,

761
00:45:04,440 --> 00:45:08,160
Speaker 1: but I don't because because adderall doesn't affect me in

762
00:45:08,280 --> 00:45:10,759
Speaker 1: the in a positive in like the normal way. I

763
00:45:10,960 --> 00:45:12,719
Speaker 1: I love it in the fact that it just gives

764
00:45:12,760 --> 00:45:15,799
Speaker 1: me a ton of energy. And I'm like, I don't

765
00:45:15,840 --> 00:45:18,080
Speaker 1: think you can say I don't have this because this

766
00:45:18,320 --> 00:45:23,560
Speaker 1: drug doesn't affect me that way. Okay, doctor, there's an indicate,

767
00:45:23,719 --> 00:45:28,920
Speaker 1: Dr buzzball. I don't even know, man, because I know

768
00:45:29,120 --> 00:45:31,520
Speaker 1: that a lot of people will be like, oh, we

769
00:45:31,680 --> 00:45:33,560
Speaker 1: all have a d D, or like, oh, all of

770
00:45:33,640 --> 00:45:36,600
Speaker 1: a sudden, every everybody is being diagnosed with these things

771
00:45:36,680 --> 00:45:41,120
Speaker 1: that we never used to have. But like, I don't know,

772
00:45:41,800 --> 00:45:46,000
Speaker 1: I mean, we're all doing like self you know, what

773
00:45:46,040 --> 00:45:48,960
Speaker 1: does analyzation? What's the word analyzing? Self analyzing you know,

774
00:45:49,040 --> 00:45:53,799
Speaker 1: we're looking analyzation, we're looking, we're looking in our more

775
00:45:53,840 --> 00:45:56,520
Speaker 1: than anybody. I was talking to my parents and I

776
00:45:56,640 --> 00:45:59,440
Speaker 1: was like, because one of our kids is this whilent

777
00:45:59,480 --> 00:46:02,399
Speaker 1: out now that like school started transition whatever, it's wild

778
00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:05,879
Speaker 1: And I was like, you know, dad, ever like talk

779
00:46:05,960 --> 00:46:08,920
Speaker 1: about like when I was wilding out? And she was like, no,

780
00:46:09,400 --> 00:46:13,879
Speaker 1: we never really talked about parenting. And I was like, yeah, sick,

781
00:46:14,280 --> 00:46:17,719
Speaker 1: Like what a different era, dude, we're from a we're

782
00:46:17,840 --> 00:46:21,680
Speaker 1: like just on the fucking crack of like the generation

783
00:46:21,760 --> 00:46:26,080
Speaker 1: of parenting that did not really like go in and

784
00:46:26,280 --> 00:46:30,480
Speaker 1: analyze anything every Yeah. It was just like, dude, just

785
00:46:30,719 --> 00:46:34,960
Speaker 1: go play. Just we are. The millennials are the last

786
00:46:35,120 --> 00:46:38,920
Speaker 1: generation that their parents really didn't And it wasn't that

787
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:42,120
Speaker 1: they didn't care, but I think our parents all loved us.

788
00:46:43,400 --> 00:46:46,160
Speaker 1: They just didn't know. They just didn't know. Like my

789
00:46:46,239 --> 00:46:49,160
Speaker 1: parents never talked about how to raise me. They were

790
00:46:49,200 --> 00:46:52,479
Speaker 1: just like, yeah, go play in the alleyway, right, Yeah,

791
00:46:52,640 --> 00:46:55,640
Speaker 1: go ride your bike somewhere, uh and just get out

792
00:46:55,680 --> 00:46:57,640
Speaker 1: of my hair for for a few hours. Right. Yeah.

793
00:46:57,640 --> 00:47:01,839
Speaker 1: It's like main concerned, don't die get kidnapped because your

794
00:47:01,880 --> 00:47:06,200
Speaker 1: asses on and popping even then right, whatever doesn't kill

795
00:47:06,239 --> 00:47:09,120
Speaker 1: you makes you stronger. Adam come back a strong boy.

796
00:47:09,920 --> 00:47:13,040
Speaker 1: Adam was so had the fact that you weren't kidnapped

797
00:47:13,040 --> 00:47:17,000
Speaker 1: as insane. It's a little a little boy with that bubble.

798
00:47:17,040 --> 00:47:20,320
Speaker 1: But how did with that fucking just sticking out, just

799
00:47:20,400 --> 00:47:23,720
Speaker 1: wiggling and waggling, how does somebody not licking a lolly,

800
00:47:25,560 --> 00:47:31,040
Speaker 1: just slurping down a bomb pop? Just how did somebody

801
00:47:31,160 --> 00:47:35,280
Speaker 1: not scoop your little flesh light ass up? I don't know, dude,

802
00:47:35,440 --> 00:47:47,680
Speaker 1: It's absurd, It is absurd. God damn, you're lucky man. Honestly,

803
00:47:47,760 --> 00:47:49,520
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. I mean I was.

804
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:52,200
Speaker 1: I don't think I was that cute of a kid, Honestly.

805
00:47:52,280 --> 00:47:54,560
Speaker 1: I think I think I looked like a little hedgehog.

806
00:47:54,840 --> 00:47:56,920
Speaker 1: You know, I had like a mullet, I had some

807
00:47:57,080 --> 00:47:59,840
Speaker 1: side steps. I feel I feel like that was that

808
00:48:00,120 --> 00:48:02,440
Speaker 1: read that was regional, that's a regional for you. It

809
00:48:02,560 --> 00:48:05,160
Speaker 1: was it was that ass that that they would have

810
00:48:05,239 --> 00:48:08,640
Speaker 1: had zero in on that, you know, mouth watering. I

811
00:48:08,719 --> 00:48:11,719
Speaker 1: was wearing big Tasmanian Devil shirts and you know they

812
00:48:12,080 --> 00:48:15,879
Speaker 1: might describing my dream woman. I mean, can you make

813
00:48:16,040 --> 00:48:22,000
Speaker 1: as tash shirt? Maybe let's hit the club. Maybe the

814
00:48:22,120 --> 00:48:25,040
Speaker 1: way Adams Booty looked in those zoo bas pants. Can

815
00:48:25,120 --> 00:48:30,080
Speaker 1: you imagine. Let's just say I filled out BC hammer pants.

816
00:48:32,120 --> 00:48:35,880
Speaker 1: U the only guy that can fill out a parachute

817
00:48:35,960 --> 00:48:39,040
Speaker 1: pairtip it. We do take back and look alikes while uh,

818
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:43,480
Speaker 1: while we're still feeling good, not not look alike dead

819
00:48:43,640 --> 00:48:50,200
Speaker 1: ring or style, who gave the best Emmy speech was good?

820
00:48:50,960 --> 00:48:55,400
Speaker 1: We think, we're not sure. We don't know secret to

821
00:48:55,480 --> 00:48:58,399
Speaker 1: see her, didn't watch it? Not a fan, didn't watch

822
00:48:58,960 --> 00:49:01,440
Speaker 1: um blink? Did you want to just as this is

823
00:49:01,640 --> 00:49:06,440
Speaker 1: prescient prescient, do you want to say some words about

824
00:49:06,800 --> 00:49:12,200
Speaker 1: Queen Elizabeth Blake? Oh yeah, like a couple of weeks later. Honestly,

825
00:49:12,480 --> 00:49:15,920
Speaker 1: I think this the whole Queen Elizabeth thing was so like,

826
00:49:18,400 --> 00:49:21,080
Speaker 1: what do you like, what do you mean her whole,

827
00:49:21,239 --> 00:49:24,959
Speaker 1: her whole angle, her old nineties, six years of life

828
00:49:25,040 --> 00:49:28,480
Speaker 1: or what. I think. It was just like very eye

829
00:49:28,560 --> 00:49:32,880
Speaker 1: opening to the way everything is moving as a society.

830
00:49:32,960 --> 00:49:38,000
Speaker 1: When when Queen Elizabeth died, like I think like News

831
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Speaker 1: Networks was like, oh yeah, this is gonna be a

832
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:44,040
Speaker 1: hot news day because we're gonna really honor her and

833
00:49:44,160 --> 00:49:46,200
Speaker 1: all this ship and it's gonna just be like, dude,

834
00:49:46,280 --> 00:49:48,800
Speaker 1: she's ninety six. We've been building up to this, but

835
00:49:48,880 --> 00:49:56,640
Speaker 1: then like social media was just dunking on her so hard. Dude. Yeah,

836
00:49:57,080 --> 00:49:59,680
Speaker 1: they really were that poor woman, like what what they say?

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00:49:59,719 --> 00:50:01,600
Speaker 1: And I'm I didn't see it. Oh dude, it's just

838
00:50:01,719 --> 00:50:05,520
Speaker 1: too old for the internet wrecking her. Dude, She's just

839
00:50:05,600 --> 00:50:10,200
Speaker 1: beginning ran through on all social media, like everything is

840
00:50:10,320 --> 00:50:12,840
Speaker 1: just like, well, what's one example. I mean, I know

841
00:50:12,920 --> 00:50:14,560
Speaker 1: you got to dig back two weeks when I said

842
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:17,640
Speaker 1: when I said like dunking, it was literally like they

843
00:50:18,120 --> 00:50:23,399
Speaker 1: had like a photoshop like Charles head On, like um,

844
00:50:24,080 --> 00:50:27,239
Speaker 1: like DeAndre Jordan's dunking on that one, dude, and and

845
00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:30,200
Speaker 1: and turning that into Queen Elizabeth. So it's like just

846
00:50:30,360 --> 00:50:34,640
Speaker 1: like nuts on her head like so literally literally dunkey, Yes,

847
00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:37,000
Speaker 1: they were literally dunking on her. I saw the one

848
00:50:37,360 --> 00:50:42,400
Speaker 1: which made me gickle was where it's the Undertaker and

849
00:50:42,719 --> 00:50:47,080
Speaker 1: it was she Ris rises up. Yeah, it was when

850
00:50:47,160 --> 00:50:51,759
Speaker 1: Megan Margols Merkel visits Queen Elizabeth at the viewing and

851
00:50:51,920 --> 00:50:54,879
Speaker 1: then she just like snatches her neck and comes back

852
00:50:54,920 --> 00:50:58,000
Speaker 1: a lot. It's just so weird and I don't even

853
00:50:58,160 --> 00:51:00,760
Speaker 1: get what that means because I don't know anything about

854
00:51:00,880 --> 00:51:03,759
Speaker 1: these people, but I laughed at it. I think she

855
00:51:03,840 --> 00:51:06,880
Speaker 1: must not like that girl from Suits. But by the

856
00:51:07,160 --> 00:51:09,480
Speaker 1: end I think it was like, well, I don't know,

857
00:51:09,600 --> 00:51:12,040
Speaker 1: it gets all into like it was like the interracial

858
00:51:12,200 --> 00:51:15,560
Speaker 1: marriage of it, and then like the queen evidently wasn't

859
00:51:15,680 --> 00:51:19,400
Speaker 1: hyped on it, so like everybody's like fuck her her words,

860
00:51:19,880 --> 00:51:24,360
Speaker 1: I'm just not hyped on this into RACI I'm not

861
00:51:24,600 --> 00:51:33,520
Speaker 1: hyped on this matrimony before I see my boy in

862
00:51:33,680 --> 00:51:38,000
Speaker 1: an interracial marriage, just not hype. And then they assassinated.

863
00:51:38,200 --> 00:51:40,440
Speaker 1: Doesn't Megan Markel have like a talk show? Now? We

864
00:51:40,560 --> 00:51:42,600
Speaker 1: gotta get on that, I hope. So she we need

865
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Speaker 1: her on the pod, dude. The fact that she hasn't

866
00:51:45,120 --> 00:51:49,320
Speaker 1: hit us up right away is not that weird. I

867
00:51:49,440 --> 00:51:53,319
Speaker 1: think she owns buzzballs, that woman. The crazy part about

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00:51:53,400 --> 00:51:57,279
Speaker 1: Megan Marco is like we could just marpl mercle. She

869
00:51:57,560 --> 00:51:59,759
Speaker 1: was whatever her name is. We could just know her

870
00:52:00,120 --> 00:52:02,560
Speaker 1: was just like a an actress who was like the

871
00:52:02,719 --> 00:52:06,279
Speaker 1: sixth lead on Suits. You probably had a Leslie conn

872
00:52:06,360 --> 00:52:08,400
Speaker 1: class with her, Adam and don't even remember. I bet

873
00:52:08,480 --> 00:52:10,160
Speaker 1: I did, I bet I was in an acticut. I

874
00:52:10,239 --> 00:52:12,080
Speaker 1: bet you were an act I bet I know I wasn't.

875
00:52:12,120 --> 00:52:15,640
Speaker 1: I bet she auditioned for Workaholics. I bet we could

876
00:52:15,680 --> 00:52:18,480
Speaker 1: go in the craze that would be. And she's just

877
00:52:18,600 --> 00:52:22,120
Speaker 1: like playing like she was going to play the stripper

878
00:52:22,200 --> 00:52:26,279
Speaker 1: that wink her but hole at me in the Playdaisy

879
00:52:26,320 --> 00:52:30,560
Speaker 1: Um at Dante's Pizza. Alice Alice. She might have been Alice, dude,

880
00:52:31,200 --> 00:52:35,360
Speaker 1: who knows Alice Markle, Alice Markle. Hey, guys, that was

881
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Speaker 1: another episode. Oh did you have a take back? I

882
00:52:46,320 --> 00:53:00,600
Speaker 1: got a million next to the next. Dang that came

883
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Speaker 1: in hot. Yeah, it does. That song fucking rocks. Wow,