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Speaker 1: Welcome to This is Important, a production of I Heart Radio.

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Speaker 1: This show where we talk about what's obviously most critically

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Speaker 1: crucially important today on This is Important. Sure, you cannot

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Speaker 1: have your hand down your pants in that section if

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Speaker 1: you weren't to have Blockbuster and you were the cops.

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Speaker 1: All right, it was a little to diak. This woman

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Speaker 1: will kills huge rocket dogs. Let's go. Yeah, well, out

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Speaker 1: of my out of keep going anything else really got me? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm excited for this podcast. Guys all day. What are

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Speaker 1: we drinking? What's power in you? Or are you just

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Speaker 1: excited to hear from your friends. I'm powered by right now.

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Speaker 1: I'm powered by Jesus Christ, cheese and Rice. Jesus Christ.

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Speaker 1: My savior on high is in character Coca Cola zero sugar. Sugar. Okay,

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Speaker 1: let's talk about it. How did you say that, sugar?

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Speaker 1: I'm in the South, man, I'm as summing lady in here.

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Speaker 1: This is important. We like to go after people for

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Speaker 1: how they talk or miss speaking. You've always said, sugar,

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Speaker 1: trying to get I'm trying to get my my Southern

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Speaker 1: speak a little bit, uh and let it come out naturally.

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Speaker 1: Because my character on the roches jimpstones. He speaks in

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Speaker 1: a Southern accent, and sometimes I noticed when I went

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Speaker 1: back and watched the season that the first few episodes

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Speaker 1: it was a little two Georgia than uh, yeah, where

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Speaker 1: are you guys supposed to be? Are you supposed to

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Speaker 1: be in South Carolina? I mean, yeah, we're in South

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Speaker 1: Carolina on the show and in real life. Cool, And

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Speaker 1: it was too thick, and so now I'm trying to

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Speaker 1: sugar something that's a conscious decision to get into character

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Speaker 1: or what? No? Man see I'm solp, Yeah, talking to

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Speaker 1: me inside? Want to act? Dude? It's just I just

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Speaker 1: put the blanket over me and I become that person.

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Speaker 1: You know. So Sugar is a character choice. It's not

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Speaker 1: something that hey, I am Kelvin, okay. But before you

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Speaker 1: that character existed, you also said sugar, Sugar, You'm sorry

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Speaker 1: about it. So that might have just been my mush mouth.

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Speaker 1: You know, Adam, do you go out to restaurants and

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Speaker 1: stuff and like speak in the accent to see if

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Speaker 1: you can pull it off? You know, actors moved to

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Speaker 1: l and they're like, I went to a restaurant last

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Speaker 1: night and pretended to be British and no one knew.

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Speaker 1: I love that ship, uh and that and we all

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Speaker 1: would crush that if we went to a restaurant. We're like, hello,

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Speaker 1: right right right, so you don't have fish and chips

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Speaker 1: and maybe get it. Gonna get a horrid boiled egged mate,

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Speaker 1: What what do you wander? I'd love I'd love to

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Speaker 1: go to food Ruckers as Abraham Lincoln. That would be

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Speaker 1: really fun for me, just giving your ostritch burger order

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Speaker 1: from Okay, so you're okay, so you are going to

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Speaker 1: food Ruckers. You just got the part of of ab Lincoln. Yes,

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Speaker 1: because Daniel Day can't come back. Daniel Day isn't going

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Speaker 1: to do the sequel. Yeah, I'll do Abe too. You're

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Speaker 1: doing Lincoln. It's not called a it's called Lincoln. No,

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Speaker 1: it's Lincoln too. And then it's a it's Lincoln to

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Speaker 1: a New York abe in the city, like and I

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Speaker 1: I say setting the scene, and it's is it back

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Speaker 1: in the day or you've somehow transported time and you're

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Speaker 1: it's current one and you are going to a food

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Speaker 1: it's Austin Powers. I was like, thought out. They they're like, wheak, nice. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they're seeing that the world is in such turmoil and

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Speaker 1: thought out Abe Lincoln. This is my pitch in the room,

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Speaker 1: and they bought it in the room in the city.

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Speaker 1: But he's already done. They're already like they're talking about

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Speaker 1: taking statues with him down. Okay, well Abraham Lincoln with

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Speaker 1: And then Abe has to do like a reckoning exactly.

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Speaker 1: And the back half of back too was him being like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm not perfect. Sure, I've got the half, I've got

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Speaker 1: the mole, yes, but I can be better. I can

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Speaker 1: be more. And just like you, I go to fund

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Speaker 1: rug right, yeah, because I'm in the city, because I'm

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Speaker 1: Abe in the city. Yeah, okay, So so I'm the waiter,

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Speaker 1: all right, I'm the waiter. Okay, and do you want

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Speaker 1: to call action call? Okay, here we go, ready, roll

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Speaker 1: roll sound, and Kyle, what is it so real quick.

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Speaker 1: Just what's a quick question about my character? Who are

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Speaker 1: but do mostly I'm asking about my fun accent, so

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Speaker 1: what yes, of course that's why you got the part. Okay, No,

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Speaker 1: things that we have a question for the directors. Are

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Speaker 1: we still rolling? Sound Hold on one second, are we

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Speaker 1: still rolling? Still speaking over here? Okay, we're still Yes,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna speak to you in character because that's how

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Speaker 1: I just moved from Chicago. Okay, alright, great, let's find it.

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Speaker 1: Let's find it. Let's not hash out everything. I just

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Speaker 1: want to know. Am I doing my South Carolina accent?

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Speaker 1: This is how it was that word hoolics Like you'd

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Speaker 1: be like, hey, I got a funny thing to improv.

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Speaker 1: I was saying, and I go no, just okay, you're

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Speaker 1: still rolling, still speeding, honors, Come on a honors roll. Sound. Hey,

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Speaker 1: I'm rolling. Roll cameras, honors, roll cameras. We're rolling. Okay,

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Speaker 1: ready background action and action. Hey y'all, how are you doing.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to Food Wreckers. Uh, let me tell you a

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Speaker 1: little bit about our specials before we get started. Do

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Speaker 1: quite sure what that is. Excuse me, Oh, you must

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Speaker 1: of the original unions. Of course, I know of this place.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's right. Oh you got a fun accent. Yes,

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Speaker 1: where are you moving from? Illinois? The great state of Illinois?

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Speaker 1: I love it there, I love it there. I was

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Speaker 1: a bote out of the Big Apple. Okay? Oh what

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Speaker 1: is that a worm? Okay? So did you want burger?

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Speaker 1: Actually I'm here for it's an Ostrich burger. Let me

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Speaker 1: stop you. I don't want a fucking Ostrich burger. I

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Speaker 1: want am I want a malt? Okay? Sorry, didn't ge

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Speaker 1: whiz throwing so much too at me. I guess I'm

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Speaker 1: in the big city. Now that's just part of the

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Speaker 1: put in pop that I must suckle a pone. Yeah

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Speaker 1: all right, okay, and let me go get your malt. Now.

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Speaker 1: Is that chocolate vanillia strawberry or banana? Or is it pistachio?

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Speaker 1: growing up on the farm as a youth in Illinois.

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Speaker 1: That was my favorite snack. Or mulberry. Okay, now, these

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Speaker 1: old Tommy um sort of. Did they even have mulberries anymore?

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Speaker 1: wondering the same thing. Where have the mulberries gone? Oh,

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Speaker 1: it seems like you have some mulberry I've abandoned, my boy.

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Speaker 1: It seems like you have some mulberry in the side

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Speaker 1: of your head. Sir, you have an open wound on

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Speaker 1: the side of your skull. It looks like there's their

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Speaker 1: mulberry juices flowing out. What is that? I'm Abraham Lincoln.

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Speaker 1: That's all right. Well that was good. That was They

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Speaker 1: I mean. And Blake was so in character. Just when

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Speaker 1: Phantom Thread. Phantom Thread was the last one. Yeah, Blake,

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Speaker 1: from Daniel Day from the other movie I've Abandoned My

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Speaker 1: Boy That was not lost on me. Yeah, I couldn't

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Speaker 1: remember what there will be blood my milkshake. Oh you

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Speaker 1: What did you think about that from your screenwriting point

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Speaker 1: Um you anything off the cuff, anything that's a little

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Speaker 1: longer than you think it is. Leave them wanting less

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Speaker 1: Next year will be twenty years making comedy together. Two decks.

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Speaker 1: Are we going to go out for our twenty one friendship?

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Speaker 1: Birthday and get loaded. That's a great idea, and that's

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Speaker 1: been our motto from the very beginning. Leave them one

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Speaker 1: even want less than you. Cut that stuff out. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: trim the fat. I remember being scolded by Jay Leggott

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Speaker 1: telling us take the funny and run, right. He scolded you. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he took me aside, grabbed me very hard by the

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Speaker 1: arm and said take the morning and run. He put

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Speaker 1: your he put your arm underneath hot water. He burnt me,

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Speaker 1: just scolded you. And that happened in the bathroom of

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Speaker 1: National Input Offices. He ran the hot water. Is that

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Speaker 1: his quote? Yes, absolutely, that's Jay Leggett's. I didn't know

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Speaker 1: that was Jay Leggett man. I just like used that

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Speaker 1: and I was like, take the funny and rotten all right,

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Speaker 1: he coined that. I don't know. He's the first person

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Speaker 1: I heard it from who who did it? I mean

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Speaker 1: I don't know the person who made up the word grasp,

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Speaker 1: but somebody taught it to me. But okay, I love

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Speaker 1: where this is going. So let's talk about this other

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Speaker 1: words that only exist because of people. You know, I'm saying, like,

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Speaker 1: can still say that that's a new species. That's where

420
00:24:31,640 --> 00:24:34,119
Speaker 1: I got sucked up. Absolutely. I think he was just

421
00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:37,080
Speaker 1: trying to you think. So you have to watch the movie.

422
00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:39,119
Speaker 1: It evolves into that. I don't want to spoil it,

423
00:24:39,160 --> 00:24:42,720
Speaker 1: but we did by saying any right, there's spoilers. Yeah,

424
00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:48,159
Speaker 1: sorry about the s and weirdly, the like the fish movie,

425
00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:52,520
Speaker 1: the what was it lad Secret of Water? Yeah? Whatever?

426
00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:55,440
Speaker 1: One best picture that year. It is like the same

427
00:24:55,480 --> 00:25:00,960
Speaker 1: thing in the water, right. No, No, it's if that's

428
00:25:01,160 --> 00:25:04,200
Speaker 1: the story of water, the shape of water, the shape

429
00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:07,400
Speaker 1: of water, shape of water, the shape of the sound

430
00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:09,960
Speaker 1: of the water. Daughter. And it turned out, guess what

431
00:25:10,040 --> 00:25:12,399
Speaker 1: the shape of water was? What was the water was

432
00:25:12,440 --> 00:25:18,119
Speaker 1: shaped like a dick dog spoiler, I'm sorry. In a second,

433
00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:24,280
Speaker 1: is that water shaped like a dick? Uh? Well? And

434
00:25:24,359 --> 00:25:29,160
Speaker 1: that's why America doesn't give a funk about Hollywood anymore.

435
00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:32,320
Speaker 1: It's because we give awards to movies that absolutely no

436
00:25:32,359 --> 00:25:34,760
Speaker 1: one has seen. I mean, these guys are running on duncan.

437
00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:37,480
Speaker 1: No one watched that movie The Shape of Water, Shape

438
00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:41,720
Speaker 1: of Water. Yeah, there's no way that. Like my dad

439
00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:44,280
Speaker 1: is watching Shape of Water. He doesn't even like Star

440
00:25:44,320 --> 00:25:47,920
Speaker 1: Wars anything with like supernatural stuff. He's not wating. But

441
00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:50,560
Speaker 1: isn't that the whole thing with the oscars is that,

442
00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:52,959
Speaker 1: like nobody watched any of those movies. And then they

443
00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:55,320
Speaker 1: were like, well, let's open it up to ten nominees

444
00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:59,920
Speaker 1: for Best Pictures. And then they're like, sure, jury Duty,

445
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:04,680
Speaker 1: you're in there too, this picture. Watch it. They run

446
00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:07,359
Speaker 1: out of movies. Hey, that'd be pretty tired of Jury Duty.

447
00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:12,520
Speaker 1: One something out won my heart. Poly Shore living ledges

448
00:26:13,119 --> 00:26:16,680
Speaker 1: My god, how is he not on the fucking soundboard? Dude?

449
00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:22,040
Speaker 1: I know what the fun boys in the jet bad.

450
00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:25,439
Speaker 1: I got Ernest, who was my original poly Shore. I

451
00:26:25,480 --> 00:26:28,280
Speaker 1: pivoted from Ernest to poly Shore as a general a R. Yeah,

452
00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:30,960
Speaker 1: I could see that. Yeah, it's a natural progression to

453
00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:34,160
Speaker 1: kind of both find themselves in the same predicaments going

454
00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:37,359
Speaker 1: to jail and stuff. Now did you did you funk

455
00:26:37,480 --> 00:26:43,119
Speaker 1: with Ernest more or less than Dorf? Oh? Dorf was

456
00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:46,199
Speaker 1: my ship out. I had no Dwarf knowledge. Dorf is

457
00:26:46,240 --> 00:26:48,240
Speaker 1: not a thing in my world. I got zero Dowarf.

458
00:26:48,320 --> 00:26:51,880
Speaker 1: I remember the commercials, but was it Tim Conway? Yeah,

459
00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:54,720
Speaker 1: and I respect him. Yeah, that was at the That

460
00:26:54,840 --> 00:26:57,320
Speaker 1: was at the doctor's office all the time. You can

461
00:26:57,359 --> 00:26:59,840
Speaker 1: put at least when because my brother had asthmas and

462
00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:02,640
Speaker 1: had to go to the doctor's office like every fucking week.

463
00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:06,359
Speaker 1: And so we would pop indoor phone golf bro and

464
00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:09,440
Speaker 1: just watch this dude like pretend to be small hitting

465
00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:13,359
Speaker 1: in golf falls Like that's so sick. I love that.

466
00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:17,320
Speaker 1: We did like an hour on Donald Sutherland last podcast,

467
00:27:17,359 --> 00:27:22,240
Speaker 1: and now we're going in on Tim Conway. Tim Conway though,

468
00:27:22,680 --> 00:27:26,879
Speaker 1: motherfucking Apple Dumpling Gang. That's how you go back and

469
00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:30,720
Speaker 1: watch those um not Gilda Radner, what's her name? Carol Burnett,

470
00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:35,359
Speaker 1: The Carol Burnett Show. Yeah, yeah, so funny. That was

471
00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:37,960
Speaker 1: mandatory viewing in my house, Like my mom made me

472
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:41,080
Speaker 1: watch laugh at Yeah, that's sick. That's cool, dude, I

473
00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:44,960
Speaker 1: didn't realize you were sixty eight years old, my mom is.

474
00:27:47,119 --> 00:27:49,280
Speaker 1: I had to watch the classics, dude, I had to

475
00:27:49,280 --> 00:28:00,200
Speaker 1: watch the classics. Sketch comedy is such a lost art form.

476
00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:02,920
Speaker 1: It was so sick to have like sketch comedy be

477
00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:06,520
Speaker 1: a a thing on television. We've got to get back

478
00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:10,639
Speaker 1: to that somehow. And has been funny. Has been funny,

479
00:28:10,840 --> 00:28:12,920
Speaker 1: And I'm not just saying that because we wrote four

480
00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:18,480
Speaker 1: other sketches right others feels it's been very funny. I'm

481
00:28:18,520 --> 00:28:21,399
Speaker 1: waiting for the I Will Fuck Your Girl sketch because

482
00:28:21,560 --> 00:28:23,639
Speaker 1: that's too funny. They can have. That would be too funny.

483
00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:26,520
Speaker 1: It's been so long since I've even watched SNL. I

484
00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:29,880
Speaker 1: kind of am going to take that recommendation very wholeheartedly

485
00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:33,440
Speaker 1: and jump in there's because I do. Alright, Relax, I'm

486
00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:36,000
Speaker 1: just saying, well, I always write it off. I write

487
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:41,760
Speaker 1: it off of pure heart. My heart is pure and

488
00:28:41,840 --> 00:28:45,440
Speaker 1: in his whole. When I accept that recommendation for sketch comedy,

489
00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:49,080
Speaker 1: I've been laughing a lot this season. I dig it.

490
00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:53,240
Speaker 1: That's like mainstream sketch comedy. Like we used to have options,

491
00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:55,800
Speaker 1: Like even in talking about j R. I p like

492
00:28:55,960 --> 00:28:59,240
Speaker 1: needs that underground ship. Yeah, in Living Color. And then

493
00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:02,320
Speaker 1: they had like bright Scissan's Brigade. They got they got

494
00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:05,080
Speaker 1: sucking Black Girl Scotch show tune in. Oh, yeah, I

495
00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:07,960
Speaker 1: have watched it, and that is actually very funny. I'm down.

496
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:12,000
Speaker 1: What else is there? What's his name? Show? Richard? Remember Birthday? Boys?

497
00:29:12,160 --> 00:29:17,440
Speaker 1: Remember Birthday? But that was impossible to keep going because

498
00:29:17,440 --> 00:29:20,520
Speaker 1: they had so many, so many d Tim Tim Robinson's

499
00:29:20,680 --> 00:29:25,280
Speaker 1: Tim Robinson Show on Netflix. That show is really really funny. Yes,

500
00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:28,920
Speaker 1: that's great. It's called you Should Leave right, Yes, something right?

501
00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:31,400
Speaker 1: I think you should? I think you should leave. Yeah,

502
00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:34,600
Speaker 1: that that's I can't believe it. I don't have that

503
00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:36,160
Speaker 1: at the tip of my tongue because that is one

504
00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:39,200
Speaker 1: of the funniest things I've seen in a while. The tongue,

505
00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:41,840
Speaker 1: top of the teeth, the tip of the tongue, I

506
00:29:41,960 --> 00:29:45,280
Speaker 1: think you should watch it. Yeah, it's very Maybe we

507
00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:49,960
Speaker 1: need to start making sketches again. Maybe we need a

508
00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:55,080
Speaker 1: sketch show sketches again. Okay, I feel like we already

509
00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:57,360
Speaker 1: got one earlier in this podcast, or at least a

510
00:29:57,400 --> 00:30:00,120
Speaker 1: pretty good TakeBack for later. Oh yeah, that who I'm

511
00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:05,160
Speaker 1: probably with. Baby. I'll never apologize from waiter number one

512
00:30:05,320 --> 00:30:09,000
Speaker 1: for sure, and I don't want you to apologize. Maybe

513
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:10,640
Speaker 1: you take back, but I do not want you to

514
00:30:10,680 --> 00:30:15,280
Speaker 1: apologize stars with the early epic slam. Hey, I'm coming

515
00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:17,640
Speaker 1: in a little hot and I'll come with an early

516
00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:21,240
Speaker 1: apology about my sound the last couple of weeks. Okay,

517
00:30:21,440 --> 00:30:24,240
Speaker 1: so dogshit little echo we Yeah, dude, Yeah, the fact

518
00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:26,600
Speaker 1: that you, Kyle, you gave him the role of sound

519
00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:30,320
Speaker 1: guy after this guy has been garbage on the sound.

520
00:30:30,520 --> 00:30:32,760
Speaker 1: Do you not pay attention he was a sound guy,

521
00:30:32,760 --> 00:30:35,320
Speaker 1: but he was actually judging. Did you just ask him

522
00:30:35,320 --> 00:30:37,160
Speaker 1: if he pays attention? Don't you talk to him like that?

523
00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:41,280
Speaker 1: What didn't you speak to him that way? Did you not?

524
00:30:42,080 --> 00:30:44,200
Speaker 1: What would you say? Did you not he was a

525
00:30:44,320 --> 00:30:47,280
Speaker 1: judge disguised as a sound guy in the whole premise,

526
00:30:48,440 --> 00:30:51,520
Speaker 1: I missed that. Yeah, I feel like we all call, oh,

527
00:30:51,680 --> 00:30:59,280
Speaker 1: do you guys, do any of you guys listen to me? Alright? Alright,

528
00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:04,080
Speaker 1: got I asked it, answered Kyle, I actually do listen

529
00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:06,040
Speaker 1: to you. I can speak of a little funny thing

530
00:31:06,080 --> 00:31:08,920
Speaker 1: that happened to me yesterday. In one of our little

531
00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:13,280
Speaker 1: group text Kyle mentioned that he um watched the Last

532
00:31:13,320 --> 00:31:17,120
Speaker 1: Blockbuster on Netflix and he said, dude, like, I got

533
00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:20,200
Speaker 1: like emotional during it. I started watching it, I cried,

534
00:31:20,440 --> 00:31:23,959
Speaker 1: so I like, last night, I'm like, okay, you know what, tonight,

535
00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:27,000
Speaker 1: I'm gonna sit down. I'm gonna sit into this heavy

536
00:31:27,040 --> 00:31:30,240
Speaker 1: ass doc because my boy, Kyle said he got emotional

537
00:31:30,280 --> 00:31:32,880
Speaker 1: about it. I'm gonna have a little cry about it.

538
00:31:33,080 --> 00:31:36,320
Speaker 1: Why did create was created the soundtrack and that's why

539
00:31:36,360 --> 00:31:40,160
Speaker 1: he was crying. Bro, I'm telling you. I shared that

540
00:31:40,240 --> 00:31:43,960
Speaker 1: because it was like it was something happened when I

541
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:47,080
Speaker 1: was watching that documentary where I was like, I'm never

542
00:31:47,120 --> 00:31:50,560
Speaker 1: ever going to have these feelings again. Exactly while walking

543
00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:53,360
Speaker 1: into a store. I remember the moment because I was like,

544
00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:57,120
Speaker 1: oh my god, I remember doing You're also you got emotional.

545
00:31:57,240 --> 00:32:02,120
Speaker 1: Durst to Kyle's brands, well why don't you cry about

546
00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:07,200
Speaker 1: Kyle's point? They were talking about a dead milk duds

547
00:32:07,280 --> 00:32:10,280
Speaker 1: and they were talking about something about me and about Kyle,

548
00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:13,120
Speaker 1: about us that has gone and died. Yeah, right, and

549
00:32:13,160 --> 00:32:14,920
Speaker 1: it was a huge part of us. So there was

550
00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:17,040
Speaker 1: like this morning feeling of like, oh my god, yeah

551
00:32:17,080 --> 00:32:19,240
Speaker 1: I used to do that. That's so crazy. It was weird.

552
00:32:19,560 --> 00:32:22,320
Speaker 1: I did not expect it, dude, and honestly, welled up

553
00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:24,520
Speaker 1: tears came out because it was like, I'm never going

554
00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:27,960
Speaker 1: to go have that interaction where people are looking You're like,

555
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:30,120
Speaker 1: what are they getting? It really hit me hard? Are

556
00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:34,560
Speaker 1: you gonna be just as emotional during the Hollywood Video documentary?

557
00:32:34,840 --> 00:32:36,920
Speaker 1: Why that's the one I want to watch? This was?

558
00:32:37,240 --> 00:32:39,720
Speaker 1: I think so because this is all just rentals in general,

559
00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:42,280
Speaker 1: like the death of It. I've known about it for years,

560
00:32:42,320 --> 00:32:44,560
Speaker 1: I know, but it's like just sucking hit me hard

561
00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:47,240
Speaker 1: because this is beef that I kind of had with

562
00:32:47,320 --> 00:32:52,400
Speaker 1: this documentary because first off, okay, it's presented very comedially,

563
00:32:52,560 --> 00:32:55,400
Speaker 1: like Paul Sheer is in it. Like Brian was saying,

564
00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:59,160
Speaker 1: it's like it's it's comedians, like yeah, there their former point,

565
00:32:59,240 --> 00:33:02,640
Speaker 1: but everybody's Joe King. It's all it's like very lighthearted.

566
00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:06,920
Speaker 1: It's like no, no, No, it's very like, well, what

567
00:33:06,960 --> 00:33:13,840
Speaker 1: do you want it to be? Fucking like that's what

568
00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:15,800
Speaker 1: you guys were saying. I was about to like the

569
00:33:15,880 --> 00:33:19,479
Speaker 1: Last Blockbuster and it's like doom. But it's not that

570
00:33:19,560 --> 00:33:21,760
Speaker 1: at all. But you're just saying it like that because

571
00:33:21,760 --> 00:33:24,040
Speaker 1: it could be like the last blockst Do you need

572
00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:27,239
Speaker 1: a second Blake? Do you need media to tell you

573
00:33:27,280 --> 00:33:29,719
Speaker 1: how to feel? Or can you just feel? Based on

574
00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:32,920
Speaker 1: premise said this is what I'm saying though, Wait, hold on,

575
00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:37,960
Speaker 1: let me go ahead, Blake, yell about something. Okay, Look,

576
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:40,560
Speaker 1: they're in the movie. They and what you guys are

577
00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:43,440
Speaker 1: speaking to is they keep being like the video store

578
00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:45,640
Speaker 1: and you would come in and you would talk to

579
00:33:45,680 --> 00:33:47,720
Speaker 1: the clerk and it would be like I saw that

580
00:33:47,760 --> 00:33:50,640
Speaker 1: movie and that one's bad and it was all about

581
00:33:50,720 --> 00:33:53,240
Speaker 1: human interaction. Oh the fund that ship was not how

582
00:33:53,280 --> 00:33:55,880
Speaker 1: the video store was. You win in, you went out.

583
00:33:56,080 --> 00:33:59,360
Speaker 1: It wasn't like I knew the guy behind the Blockbuster

584
00:34:00,360 --> 00:34:03,680
Speaker 1: waited for sure, if I may so, Like, we didn't

585
00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:06,360
Speaker 1: go to Blockbuster. We had a place stilled Video Adventure

586
00:34:06,680 --> 00:34:10,000
Speaker 1: and we would go there and we basically ran through

587
00:34:10,040 --> 00:34:11,320
Speaker 1: all the horrors. And then when we were like in

588
00:34:11,360 --> 00:34:14,160
Speaker 1: middle school, we were like hey, Like we would rent

589
00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:18,920
Speaker 1: um like Crushed Groove, Wild Style, Wild Style too, and

590
00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:20,879
Speaker 1: we'd be like hey, and this dude would be giving

591
00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:24,760
Speaker 1: us like these I guess they're like bootleg graffiti videos

592
00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:26,520
Speaker 1: that weren't even in the store. They were like his,

593
00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:29,680
Speaker 1: and we would go watch those and then we would

594
00:34:29,719 --> 00:34:32,720
Speaker 1: like trade him like BC boys skills to pay the bills,

595
00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:35,719
Speaker 1: VHS videos and ship like it was. It was a

596
00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:39,279
Speaker 1: fucking hangout. There was something also that like struck me

597
00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:41,759
Speaker 1: where it was like there was a finite amount of

598
00:34:41,920 --> 00:34:44,000
Speaker 1: videos that you could get, like sometimes when they were

599
00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:46,360
Speaker 1: saying you had to wait for the movie to come back,

600
00:34:46,840 --> 00:34:49,160
Speaker 1: like I remember doing that because I wanted to see

601
00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:53,000
Speaker 1: something that fucking bad, dude. And now it's like you

602
00:34:53,080 --> 00:34:55,120
Speaker 1: just kid everything. I can't even choose what the fund

603
00:34:55,160 --> 00:34:58,480
Speaker 1: to watch was when I had my accident. When I

604
00:34:58,520 --> 00:35:01,880
Speaker 1: was a kid, the mainstream movies, the the like local

605
00:35:02,160 --> 00:35:07,120
Speaker 1: non chain video rental place that sounds like the place

606
00:35:07,160 --> 00:35:10,239
Speaker 1: that you grew up by dirs uh similar sort of

607
00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:13,560
Speaker 1: rental house. They gave me as many movies as I

608
00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:16,560
Speaker 1: could rent for as long as I wanted, and they

609
00:35:16,600 --> 00:35:18,840
Speaker 1: canceled that after like three years, after I like rented

610
00:35:18,880 --> 00:35:22,799
Speaker 1: like five thousand movies in three years. They're like, yeah,

611
00:35:22,880 --> 00:35:26,880
Speaker 1: I see you walking in here, but no, I mean yeah, no,

612
00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:29,440
Speaker 1: there's something special about it for sure, And also like

613
00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:33,240
Speaker 1: what was cool that wasn't blockbuster but like the local

614
00:35:33,280 --> 00:35:35,960
Speaker 1: rental house they had like a little curtain section that

615
00:35:36,040 --> 00:35:37,960
Speaker 1: like you would act like as a kid, you'd act

616
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:41,320
Speaker 1: like you're lost and well, what's what's back here? And

617
00:35:41,920 --> 00:35:45,200
Speaker 1: then the person would have to be like, hey, you can't.

618
00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:48,640
Speaker 1: You're You're thirteen years old, you cannot be and you're like, well, sorry, sir,

619
00:35:48,719 --> 00:35:51,360
Speaker 1: you cannot have your hand down your pants in that section.

620
00:35:51,640 --> 00:35:55,840
Speaker 1: H sir, Hey, young boy, you can't be jerking off this.

621
00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:59,840
Speaker 1: Put it away and get out of there. And that

622
00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:01,680
Speaker 1: was great about being a kid, as you could always

623
00:36:01,719 --> 00:36:04,560
Speaker 1: like act like you don't know what you're doing. You're like,

624
00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:06,919
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, no, this is jerking off. I don't even

625
00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:10,600
Speaker 1: know what that means. I'm confused. I have such a

626
00:36:10,760 --> 00:36:15,200
Speaker 1: distinct memory of my my little little brother accidentally walking

627
00:36:15,239 --> 00:36:17,160
Speaker 1: into that room and then I was like, what do

628
00:36:17,239 --> 00:36:18,920
Speaker 1: you see in there? And he's like there's some movie

629
00:36:18,920 --> 00:36:21,200
Speaker 1: where like worms were coming out with girls butt and

630
00:36:21,239 --> 00:36:29,920
Speaker 1: I'm like what did I'm yeah, first sure, but but

631
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:32,680
Speaker 1: also he doesn't he didn't clock that it was penis

632
00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:36,560
Speaker 1: is word. He was very young. When you're super young

633
00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:38,840
Speaker 1: and you see all that stuff in the porno magazine

634
00:36:38,840 --> 00:36:40,399
Speaker 1: over there for the first time, you're kind of like,

635
00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:46,160
Speaker 1: why is it like that word? I remember the first time, like,

636
00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:48,440
Speaker 1: my mom was getting something at a grocery store and

637
00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:50,880
Speaker 1: they it was right by like where I had to

638
00:36:50,920 --> 00:36:54,200
Speaker 1: stand next to my mom by the checkout. There was

639
00:36:54,520 --> 00:36:57,520
Speaker 1: like Porto magazines and they were like down low by me.

640
00:36:57,880 --> 00:37:00,760
Speaker 1: I just grabbed one and opened one up, not even thinking.

641
00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:02,960
Speaker 1: I'm thinking, I'm just looking at a magazine, and I

642
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:10,120
Speaker 1: just saw some big old wambos and and my heart stopped. Dude,

643
00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:14,399
Speaker 1: my heart stopped. Oh damn. Now I'm remembering the first

644
00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:17,120
Speaker 1: time I've seen a porno magazine. Yeah, I was like,

645
00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:19,640
Speaker 1: it's like it stopped my heart. I like put it

646
00:37:19,680 --> 00:37:21,919
Speaker 1: back right away, and I was petrified that my mom

647
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:25,440
Speaker 1: saw me look at it. But then for the rest

648
00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:27,600
Speaker 1: of time that we lived by this store, I would

649
00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:29,560
Speaker 1: always be like, Hey, you want to stop in this

650
00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:32,239
Speaker 1: guys station, We just go there. We always just swing

651
00:37:32,320 --> 00:37:36,279
Speaker 1: by that weird wild chef just give that one a go.

652
00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:38,719
Speaker 1: That one's pretty cool. That one's pretty cool, and we

653
00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:41,520
Speaker 1: could definitely I believe they have your diet pepsi at

654
00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:45,640
Speaker 1: that one though. I have a distinct memory of getting

655
00:37:45,960 --> 00:37:48,319
Speaker 1: I think it's called TV week back in the day

656
00:37:48,360 --> 00:37:50,600
Speaker 1: where it was like the TV listings for the week

657
00:37:50,640 --> 00:37:52,480
Speaker 1: and you could kind of like scout out what was

658
00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:54,640
Speaker 1: going to be on TV, and there was like a

659
00:37:54,680 --> 00:37:59,359
Speaker 1: corner page ad for like HBO Trial or whatever, and

660
00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:03,279
Speaker 1: there was a woman in like a nighty with like

661
00:38:03,960 --> 00:38:07,719
Speaker 1: the shoulders trap, the shoulders trap kind of going off

662
00:38:07,719 --> 00:38:10,719
Speaker 1: her shoulder, and you could see like a little bit

663
00:38:10,760 --> 00:38:14,400
Speaker 1: of the curve out of the titty, and I remember

664
00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:21,120
Speaker 1: being like, holy shit, like, yeah, do you remember Silk

665
00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:25,160
Speaker 1: Stockings that was on us? I mean I had a

666
00:38:25,440 --> 00:38:28,759
Speaker 1: I had a black and white television that I got

667
00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:31,759
Speaker 1: at a garage sale for like a dollar that my

668
00:38:31,840 --> 00:38:33,239
Speaker 1: mom let me put in my room when I was

669
00:38:33,280 --> 00:38:36,480
Speaker 1: like a little kid, and I was like, so I

670
00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:39,480
Speaker 1: could watch basketball, No, so I could watch Silk Stockings.

671
00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:43,279
Speaker 1: Because I was convinced every time that they were going

672
00:38:43,360 --> 00:38:46,080
Speaker 1: to show nudity. I was like, they have to, they

673
00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:48,960
Speaker 1: have to wake this week, they have to. But they

674
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:51,959
Speaker 1: just kept showing stop and teasing. They kept showing those

675
00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:55,839
Speaker 1: silk stockings, which did it for me. Yeah, that's why

676
00:38:55,880 --> 00:38:58,720
Speaker 1: we all have weird stocking fetishes. Was that a USA

677
00:38:58,840 --> 00:39:02,480
Speaker 1: original or was that a showtime that re ran? I

678
00:39:02,520 --> 00:39:11,440
Speaker 1: think it was us you for that, Thank you God, damn.

679
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:18,080
Speaker 1: I was so stoked to hear it. USA Kids Club

680
00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:22,640
Speaker 1: I was a member. Is that Did that have the

681
00:39:22,640 --> 00:39:24,920
Speaker 1: the owl one where it's like, how many licks does

682
00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:26,680
Speaker 1: it take to get to the center of the titsy roll?

683
00:39:26,800 --> 00:39:29,040
Speaker 1: Was that a lot on played a lot? That was

684
00:39:29,120 --> 00:39:31,480
Speaker 1: just a commercial? Just a commercial? I just remember that

685
00:39:31,560 --> 00:39:33,760
Speaker 1: might have been you might have went behind that velvet

686
00:39:33,760 --> 00:39:36,359
Speaker 1: curtain at your local video store and saw that. I

687
00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:39,480
Speaker 1: remember going in a minute? In a minute does it

688
00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:42,520
Speaker 1: take to get to the center? I just remember they

689
00:39:42,520 --> 00:39:46,600
Speaker 1: played something called Banana Man, which, like, I don't know

690
00:39:46,640 --> 00:39:48,879
Speaker 1: if anybody remembers this cartoon, but it was a kid

691
00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:52,200
Speaker 1: named Eric, so that's my brother's name, and I was like, oh, weird,

692
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:56,000
Speaker 1: and he ate a banana and then he turned into

693
00:39:56,040 --> 00:39:59,040
Speaker 1: like banana Man and he had these banana peel boots

694
00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:01,360
Speaker 1: and like a big gass kate that looked like a

695
00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:04,880
Speaker 1: split banana Peel. It was fucking tight. I'll post about it.

696
00:40:05,960 --> 00:40:08,880
Speaker 1: You know you you hate, but you'll see no I

697
00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:10,520
Speaker 1: would have blocked that. That would have scared the ship

698
00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:14,880
Speaker 1: out of me. A banana man. Blake's calling you, dudu.

699
00:40:15,040 --> 00:40:17,279
Speaker 1: But watch I'm gonna write a pilot for you, and

700
00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:22,320
Speaker 1: it's kind of cool. I see what you're doing walking back.

701
00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:27,440
Speaker 1: I watched Entourage during the Quarantine at the beginning of

702
00:40:27,520 --> 00:40:32,640
Speaker 1: Quarantine because I just love wasting time comedy. J I

703
00:40:32,719 --> 00:40:37,120
Speaker 1: love Jeremy Pole. Jerry Ferrara is my turtle, turtle and

704
00:40:37,520 --> 00:40:41,080
Speaker 1: uh he. They had a spin off show, a cartoon

705
00:40:41,120 --> 00:40:45,160
Speaker 1: on that. It was Johnny Johnny's Bananas, so that probably

706
00:40:45,320 --> 00:40:47,440
Speaker 1: the writer of that kind of saw a banana man

707
00:40:47,560 --> 00:40:50,400
Speaker 1: and also channeled that same energy that you're channeling. Do

708
00:40:50,560 --> 00:40:53,600
Speaker 1: when you connect the dots, it just sucking blows my ship.

709
00:40:53,719 --> 00:40:57,640
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, dude, yasop motherfucker. Oh but you were

710
00:40:57,640 --> 00:41:04,680
Speaker 1: talking about bananas exactly case. I was so yeah, because

711
00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:06,640
Speaker 1: is that about a gorilla? Right? He was like a

712
00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:08,600
Speaker 1: gorilla that looks stupid and he was like, I don't

713
00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:10,560
Speaker 1: want to do that. He was an angry gorilla. Yeah,

714
00:41:10,640 --> 00:41:12,600
Speaker 1: And this was the same writer because it has to

715
00:41:12,640 --> 00:41:14,400
Speaker 1: do with bananas and Der's watching when he was a

716
00:41:14,480 --> 00:41:16,440
Speaker 1: child and then it was on there was a no,

717
00:41:16,520 --> 00:41:21,320
Speaker 1: I'm I'm assuming that it's the same there. Der's is

718
00:41:21,440 --> 00:41:25,640
Speaker 1: like old guy, right, and probably someone that was Der's

719
00:41:25,880 --> 00:41:31,000
Speaker 1: age also wrote for Entourage and was like in the

720
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:33,359
Speaker 1: writer's room and was like kind of spitting ideas and

721
00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:36,359
Speaker 1: they were all talking about old shows. And someone can

722
00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:39,600
Speaker 1: probably talk about the Owl and then suck your girl

723
00:41:39,640 --> 00:41:42,840
Speaker 1: sketch like owl, fuck your girl. That's funny. Remember the Owl?

724
00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:46,640
Speaker 1: How many takes licks? Does it take? One? Center from?

725
00:41:46,640 --> 00:41:51,200
Speaker 1: Then something? Remember banana Man? And then someone's like Johnny's

726
00:41:51,200 --> 00:41:53,200
Speaker 1: bananas and then it makes the show. And that's how

727
00:41:53,320 --> 00:41:56,640
Speaker 1: television is creating. That's like that. That's a good ass

728
00:41:56,719 --> 00:41:59,160
Speaker 1: rider's room right there. So Zip taps up and all

729
00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:01,480
Speaker 1: over the pretty well logical now that you explain it.

730
00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:05,279
Speaker 1: USC Film school, right, yeah, good job at him o

731
00:42:05,480 --> 00:42:08,360
Speaker 1: SEC Film school right here. And that's the kind of

732
00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:10,839
Speaker 1: stuff you learned at o c C. And what does

733
00:42:10,920 --> 00:42:13,440
Speaker 1: o c C, guys, because it's something different. I grew

734
00:42:13,520 --> 00:42:18,560
Speaker 1: up Orange Coast Community College o c c. Uh. It

735
00:42:18,680 --> 00:42:22,279
Speaker 1: was a great community college that both that all three

736
00:42:22,360 --> 00:42:25,560
Speaker 1: of us went to both Blake Kyle and myself. So

737
00:42:25,719 --> 00:42:29,000
Speaker 1: it's called o c C Orange Coast College, but it's

738
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:32,480
Speaker 1: a community But you guys say, oh, it's Orange Coast College.

739
00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:35,359
Speaker 1: Yeahs at community college. But I every time I hear

740
00:42:35,480 --> 00:42:38,000
Speaker 1: Orange Coast Community, right, we should say o C C

741
00:42:38,160 --> 00:42:40,319
Speaker 1: c C. What the fun? Only went there for like

742
00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:42,640
Speaker 1: a semester and a half. Yeah, And then I think

743
00:42:42,840 --> 00:42:44,799
Speaker 1: I kind of was like, funk that ship? Is that

744
00:42:44,880 --> 00:42:47,319
Speaker 1: an early se Yeah? Yeah, you slamming in O ce

745
00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:50,440
Speaker 1: C o c C rock. Yeah it wasn't you know

746
00:42:50,520 --> 00:42:52,879
Speaker 1: why I bounced, like really because I could not get

747
00:42:52,920 --> 00:42:55,040
Speaker 1: into the film program at OCC. You had to wait

748
00:42:55,080 --> 00:42:57,440
Speaker 1: like a year to get into any of the film classes.

749
00:42:57,480 --> 00:43:00,560
Speaker 1: And I was like, I'm out. That's all I want

750
00:43:00,560 --> 00:43:02,799
Speaker 1: to do is make some ship. Yeah, you couldn't beat

751
00:43:02,800 --> 00:43:05,480
Speaker 1: out t K. Bro. You went heads with t K,

752
00:43:05,600 --> 00:43:08,239
Speaker 1: and t K got yoursel. TK is like a local, bro,

753
00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:10,080
Speaker 1: Do you want to go ahead to have a t

754
00:43:10,360 --> 00:43:12,480
Speaker 1: is like a local? He must have signed up earlier

755
00:43:12,520 --> 00:43:14,520
Speaker 1: or something. I was coming from North Kyle like, I

756
00:43:14,920 --> 00:43:17,320
Speaker 1: guess I signed up late. I don't know. I couldn't

757
00:43:17,360 --> 00:43:20,400
Speaker 1: get in. T K just showed up. Even Teddy got in. Yeah,

758
00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:22,480
Speaker 1: if there's one thing I know, if if you battle

759
00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:26,480
Speaker 1: Thomas Kellogg one on one in anything, he's gonna win. Well,

760
00:43:26,520 --> 00:43:29,360
Speaker 1: that's a guarantee, bro, that's a guarantee. That's why you

761
00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:32,040
Speaker 1: stay away from that guy if you really want to win. Well,

762
00:43:32,080 --> 00:43:35,520
Speaker 1: for sure. People listening to this podcast have no fucking

763
00:43:35,520 --> 00:43:38,240
Speaker 1: clue what you guys are talking. We've talked about Thomas Kellogg,

764
00:43:38,320 --> 00:43:41,360
Speaker 1: the slam dunk Genie. By the way, he has started

765
00:43:41,400 --> 00:43:44,400
Speaker 1: a Instagram show kind of how do how do we

766
00:43:44,480 --> 00:43:47,240
Speaker 1: link to that, Kyle? Because it is pretty dang funny.

767
00:43:47,440 --> 00:43:50,480
Speaker 1: You got It's a live show where he plays uh

768
00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:55,360
Speaker 1: ukulele and and karoon's. It's very sensual. Yeah, he plays

769
00:43:55,360 --> 00:43:57,919
Speaker 1: the UK and he has guests, he has like a yeah,

770
00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:00,879
Speaker 1: like a almost like a talk show and it's it's

771
00:44:00,960 --> 00:44:04,360
Speaker 1: just full on Thomas kello. Yeah. Very good production value

772
00:44:04,400 --> 00:44:07,759
Speaker 1: on it too, Like it's all it's all very glossy

773
00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:10,040
Speaker 1: and it feels so good because he's got a guy

774
00:44:10,080 --> 00:44:12,160
Speaker 1: who does that ship for the news. Yeah, we actually

775
00:44:12,239 --> 00:44:14,520
Speaker 1: kind of need to uh swoop up his boy like

776
00:44:14,560 --> 00:44:17,680
Speaker 1: we swooped up Jillian because his ship looks really cool.

777
00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:20,279
Speaker 1: It's good. I guess he does like graphics for like

778
00:44:20,320 --> 00:44:24,640
Speaker 1: the local news or something stupid up proficient and efficient. Yeah,

779
00:44:24,880 --> 00:44:28,239
Speaker 1: he's great. Like does he know Dallas Rings? I don't.

780
00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:30,480
Speaker 1: I think he's a Florida guy. I think he's coming

781
00:44:30,520 --> 00:44:33,000
Speaker 1: out of Florida. I think that's what's up. I think

782
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:35,480
Speaker 1: his name is his I know his moniker or I

783
00:44:35,640 --> 00:44:44,360
Speaker 1: g things upside down creative media. Maybe maybe Kyle's the

784
00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:46,480
Speaker 1: oldest guy in our group. I always thought it was Dirs.

785
00:44:46,520 --> 00:44:50,120
Speaker 1: But he's the oldest soul. I know that? Is that right?

786
00:44:50,560 --> 00:44:54,520
Speaker 1: The oldest soul? You know, I can actually vibe with that.

787
00:44:54,600 --> 00:44:57,160
Speaker 1: I get it. That makes sense. I think you are.

788
00:44:57,000 --> 00:45:01,200
Speaker 1: You're the oldest soul. Yeah, who's got the youngest soul?

789
00:45:01,239 --> 00:45:04,600
Speaker 1: Who's the youngest soul in our crew? How do you

790
00:45:04,680 --> 00:45:07,640
Speaker 1: define a young soul? Is it just like immaturity or

791
00:45:07,719 --> 00:45:11,560
Speaker 1: is it like you have a youthful energy about you.

792
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:14,640
Speaker 1: I heard somebody say one time about somebody who just

793
00:45:14,760 --> 00:45:19,879
Speaker 1: kind of wasn't fully like engaged with people and like

794
00:45:20,280 --> 00:45:23,399
Speaker 1: kind of block kind of like yeah, like somebody like you,

795
00:45:23,840 --> 00:45:25,640
Speaker 1: uh know, somebody who's just kind of like too d

796
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:28,080
Speaker 1: like doesn't really get too deep. They called them a

797
00:45:28,160 --> 00:45:31,360
Speaker 1: young soul and I was like, that's the hardest insult

798
00:45:31,400 --> 00:45:35,799
Speaker 1: I've ever heard in my life. Yeah, I didn't think

799
00:45:35,840 --> 00:45:38,080
Speaker 1: it was going to be an epic slam on somebody.

800
00:45:38,600 --> 00:45:41,560
Speaker 1: Epic slam my, homie is because if you're a young soul,

801
00:45:41,600 --> 00:45:44,000
Speaker 1: it's like you have like when you're an old soul,

802
00:45:44,160 --> 00:45:47,520
Speaker 1: you seem to have this life experience. You're a wizard

803
00:45:47,640 --> 00:45:51,359
Speaker 1: even though you're young. You're a wizard, bitch, yes, exactly,

804
00:45:51,800 --> 00:45:54,840
Speaker 1: as you can't defeat me. And if you're a young soul,

805
00:45:54,880 --> 00:45:57,399
Speaker 1: it's as if you have no wisdom, I would say,

806
00:45:57,680 --> 00:46:01,000
Speaker 1: but you also don't get hangovers, so it's kind of sucking.

807
00:46:01,120 --> 00:46:04,960
Speaker 1: I guess I'm a young soul. It's a tight rap name.

808
00:46:05,680 --> 00:46:08,600
Speaker 1: The youngest soul is either Blake or Adam. Who is it?

809
00:46:08,640 --> 00:46:10,319
Speaker 1: Is it Blake or is it Adam? Blake's the one

810
00:46:10,320 --> 00:46:13,359
Speaker 1: who's drinking a bud light right now. That doesn't mean

811
00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:15,800
Speaker 1: I'm young. That could mean I'm old and I've given

812
00:46:15,880 --> 00:46:20,680
Speaker 1: up on It's three o'clock, three o'clock on a Tuesday,

813
00:46:20,760 --> 00:46:25,160
Speaker 1: and I'm still right. And you're deep. You're already deep,

814
00:46:25,200 --> 00:46:28,480
Speaker 1: so you're definitely a still think of yourself as a

815
00:46:28,600 --> 00:46:32,280
Speaker 1: very young go hard what you know, which obviously equates

816
00:46:32,280 --> 00:46:35,560
Speaker 1: to a young soul. I don't know, it's it's it's

817
00:46:35,560 --> 00:46:41,919
Speaker 1: happy how we're somewhere. Adam, you might be a young sull. Oh,

818
00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:45,600
Speaker 1: a young swull. Thank you young Yeah, Adam is a

819
00:46:45,600 --> 00:46:48,560
Speaker 1: young feel that I'll take that a young swulhard. Adam

820
00:46:48,600 --> 00:46:51,560
Speaker 1: has a youthful energy. But Adam's out working. He's working

821
00:46:51,640 --> 00:46:55,200
Speaker 1: right now. He's he's doing adult stuff. Blake, on the

822
00:46:55,200 --> 00:46:57,359
Speaker 1: other hand, it's kind of just chilling, man. I mean,

823
00:46:57,800 --> 00:47:00,600
Speaker 1: I'm clocking in at this podcast. I'm hitting this board

824
00:47:00,680 --> 00:47:09,000
Speaker 1: like nobody's business man. Well, I didn't want that clam

825
00:47:09,120 --> 00:47:13,359
Speaker 1: on on Blake or myself. Now that now that Durs

826
00:47:13,400 --> 00:47:16,200
Speaker 1: put the parameters of young souls your two d I

827
00:47:16,239 --> 00:47:18,160
Speaker 1: don't make these things up. I just think that that's

828
00:47:18,200 --> 00:47:20,520
Speaker 1: what it is. Look, I can get deep, brother, if

829
00:47:20,520 --> 00:47:22,359
Speaker 1: you want to get deep, get deep with me, all right,

830
00:47:22,560 --> 00:47:24,799
Speaker 1: go ahead, get deep. How deep can you get? Tell

831
00:47:24,880 --> 00:47:27,839
Speaker 1: us about like when you told me about like how

832
00:47:27,840 --> 00:47:29,880
Speaker 1: we're all moon dust and stuff. Tell us about that?

833
00:47:30,200 --> 00:47:32,799
Speaker 1: What is that? I well, I don't know if it's

834
00:47:32,880 --> 00:47:35,879
Speaker 1: necessarily moon dust, but it's definitely star dust. We're all

835
00:47:35,920 --> 00:47:39,320
Speaker 1: forms in the same matter from the Big Bang theory.

836
00:47:39,360 --> 00:47:44,799
Speaker 1: Come on for sure, bro already take back science that

837
00:47:44,840 --> 00:47:46,960
Speaker 1: being said, does that sound like a young soul or

838
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:51,800
Speaker 1: does that sound like an old soul? That's a soul?

839
00:47:53,560 --> 00:47:55,960
Speaker 1: See the guy. The guy got d guy watches one

840
00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:59,320
Speaker 1: episode of Star Trek and thanks, he knows the fucking universe.

841
00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:02,320
Speaker 1: May I don't know if it's moon dust per se,

842
00:48:02,600 --> 00:48:06,120
Speaker 1: but it's definitely some kind of like dust that came

843
00:48:06,200 --> 00:48:10,920
Speaker 1: from like out there in the world. The word definitely

844
00:48:11,080 --> 00:48:14,520
Speaker 1: was great. It's definitely this though I don't know about this,

845
00:48:14,760 --> 00:48:18,040
Speaker 1: but it's definitely this. And why did you say the

846
00:48:18,160 --> 00:48:20,960
Speaker 1: first one? Maybe the secret of the universe is at

847
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:25,080
Speaker 1: the bottom of this can man? I don't know. Come on,

848
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:37,760
Speaker 1: that's an old soul there. Yeah. I feel like I'm

849
00:48:37,560 --> 00:48:39,880
Speaker 1: I'm I'm becoming more of like a middle aged soul,

850
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:43,960
Speaker 1: like I'm currently wearing house slippers, Like I feel like

851
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:47,400
Speaker 1: my soul just recently became older. Can I ask you

852
00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:50,799
Speaker 1: a question about your slippers? Absolutely? Thank you? Do they

853
00:48:50,840 --> 00:48:54,000
Speaker 1: have a soul to them? Like? No pun intended? Okay,

854
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:56,319
Speaker 1: so those are like indoor outdoor I can fetch the

855
00:48:56,360 --> 00:48:58,759
Speaker 1: male kind of thing. Yeah, yeah, those are those are

856
00:48:58,800 --> 00:49:01,960
Speaker 1: old soul shoes if you didn't have a real soul

857
00:49:01,960 --> 00:49:04,440
Speaker 1: on the Buttom, I would say, you're a young new soul.

858
00:49:05,120 --> 00:49:07,680
Speaker 1: Mm hmm, okay, so I'm an old soul all right.

859
00:49:07,800 --> 00:49:09,680
Speaker 1: Who would have Who would have thought? Who would have

860
00:49:09,680 --> 00:49:12,680
Speaker 1: thought that? What's your slipper game? DERs? I know you've

861
00:49:12,680 --> 00:49:15,840
Speaker 1: got a slipper game? Yeah, I got. I mean usually

862
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:19,160
Speaker 1: it's just flip flops that don't have the pall thing.

863
00:49:19,239 --> 00:49:22,959
Speaker 1: You know, you're just slipping. I guess slides, Yeah, yeah,

864
00:49:23,239 --> 00:49:26,040
Speaker 1: I love slides. Duds is a weird one. The best

865
00:49:26,920 --> 00:49:30,520
Speaker 1: about his soul it's because, for sure, you meet DERs

866
00:49:30,520 --> 00:49:33,160
Speaker 1: and you're like, that's an old soul type guy. But

867
00:49:33,200 --> 00:49:36,640
Speaker 1: then you find out he can't read a clock, and

868
00:49:36,960 --> 00:49:39,279
Speaker 1: he doesn't brush his teeth at night, and there's like

869
00:49:39,320 --> 00:49:41,719
Speaker 1: a few things that you clock with him that you're like,

870
00:49:41,800 --> 00:49:44,279
Speaker 1: I don't, I can't. I don't know this guy. I've

871
00:49:44,320 --> 00:49:46,799
Speaker 1: known this guy for almost twenty years. Still don't know

872
00:49:46,880 --> 00:49:49,080
Speaker 1: this man. Like we just found out just the other

873
00:49:49,160 --> 00:49:52,560
Speaker 1: day that the guy doesn't brush his teeth at night. YEA,

874
00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:56,320
Speaker 1: do not know this? I would argue it's a mixture

875
00:49:56,360 --> 00:50:02,240
Speaker 1: of not being listened to um or because you remember

876
00:50:02,920 --> 00:50:05,480
Speaker 1: here's what I think I might be as uh a

877
00:50:05,600 --> 00:50:09,800
Speaker 1: neo soul like neo like the performing artists and e

878
00:50:10,200 --> 00:50:13,960
Speaker 1: y ah, shout out to Ericabad, Jill Scott and all

879
00:50:14,040 --> 00:50:19,479
Speaker 1: my other friends and family in the neo soul D'Angelo possibly, yes,

880
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:23,239
Speaker 1: please explain what that means, um, because I don't I

881
00:50:23,280 --> 00:50:26,279
Speaker 1: don't get explain what neo soul means. Yeah, I don't

882
00:50:26,360 --> 00:50:29,160
Speaker 1: understand that. I don't think it was a nineties movement. Yeah,

883
00:50:29,280 --> 00:50:34,160
Speaker 1: nineties movement that keeps with like D'Angelo, Ericabad, Jill Scott

884
00:50:34,280 --> 00:50:38,720
Speaker 1: even like arrested development was like in that Afro neil

885
00:50:38,920 --> 00:50:42,840
Speaker 1: soul type ship. Okay. Yeah, during that time, I wasn't listening.

886
00:50:42,840 --> 00:50:46,279
Speaker 1: I was listening to like cool music like maxbox Com.

887
00:50:46,760 --> 00:50:50,319
Speaker 1: Oh God, I'm sorry, um, Fastball, we're going head to

888
00:50:50,360 --> 00:50:53,960
Speaker 1: head Jill Scott, Bruce maxbox Okay again, there's just explaining

889
00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:57,160
Speaker 1: great music, Adam. In the words of Jill Scott, take

890
00:50:57,200 --> 00:51:02,239
Speaker 1: a walk. Okay. I don't know who Jill Scott is.

891
00:51:02,560 --> 00:51:07,400
Speaker 1: I think I think you better call tyrone Eric. Uh,

892
00:51:07,560 --> 00:51:11,920
Speaker 1: you don't know Jill Scott. I don't know Jill Scott.

893
00:51:12,480 --> 00:51:15,560
Speaker 1: I can kind of imagine what she looks like. Kind

894
00:51:15,600 --> 00:51:18,400
Speaker 1: of I couldn't tell you, I couldn't do. She's on

895
00:51:18,440 --> 00:51:21,400
Speaker 1: the Love and Basketball soundtrack. I will send you, I

896
00:51:21,440 --> 00:51:24,040
Speaker 1: will do the Brown Sugar soundtrack. Her song on that

897
00:51:26,280 --> 00:51:30,520
Speaker 1: it hits, easy conversations the Brown Sugar soundtrack, pick it up?

898
00:51:30,600 --> 00:51:33,440
Speaker 1: Does it hit or does it slaps? Better than the movie?

899
00:51:33,520 --> 00:51:35,200
Speaker 1: Is that one of those ones better than the movie?

900
00:51:35,320 --> 00:51:37,360
Speaker 1: Did you mention that? We did that? Like one of

901
00:51:37,400 --> 00:51:41,400
Speaker 1: the first couple uh episodes of this is important, we

902
00:51:41,440 --> 00:51:44,239
Speaker 1: went into what soundtrack is better than the movie? Did

903
00:51:44,239 --> 00:51:47,320
Speaker 1: you mention? Brown Sugar? It might be better than the movie.

904
00:51:47,360 --> 00:51:49,719
Speaker 1: The movie is good, but the soundtrack is terrific. It's

905
00:51:49,719 --> 00:51:52,319
Speaker 1: got some fucking real hot shit on there. A lot

906
00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:55,680
Speaker 1: of neo soul artists beautif but you know that's just

907
00:51:55,719 --> 00:51:58,360
Speaker 1: like a fucking thing that they throw onto it like

908
00:51:58,440 --> 00:52:02,839
Speaker 1: grunge music. What does that mean? Neo soul? Basically they

909
00:52:02,840 --> 00:52:06,759
Speaker 1: were mirroring the soul of the seventies, but like with

910
00:52:06,840 --> 00:52:11,200
Speaker 1: a neo meaning like new Yeah. Yeah, the the beats

911
00:52:11,200 --> 00:52:15,000
Speaker 1: were six. So we've got an old soul, a neo soul,

912
00:52:15,440 --> 00:52:19,520
Speaker 1: a dumb soul, a young soul, and a and a

913
00:52:19,640 --> 00:52:25,960
Speaker 1: dumb asshole, A dumb ass soul. I feel like Der's

914
00:52:26,040 --> 00:52:29,080
Speaker 1: has been forty since the day I met him, and

915
00:52:29,120 --> 00:52:32,000
Speaker 1: he will be forty until the day that we both

916
00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:35,279
Speaker 1: passed on the same day. What's cool you guys think that.

917
00:52:35,440 --> 00:52:38,360
Speaker 1: I think that's I think that's right. Is where is

918
00:52:38,400 --> 00:52:41,080
Speaker 1: he's forty? But now that we're getting the place that

919
00:52:41,120 --> 00:52:44,759
Speaker 1: we're damn we're almost forty. Ye, I'm just starting to

920
00:52:44,840 --> 00:52:48,359
Speaker 1: learn who he is. It's all starting to converge. Like

921
00:52:48,400 --> 00:52:51,359
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, fucking we're just He's starting to make

922
00:52:51,400 --> 00:52:54,440
Speaker 1: a lot more sense. I'm in our in our twenties,

923
00:52:54,480 --> 00:52:57,399
Speaker 1: I was like, I can't, I can't figure this guy out.

924
00:52:57,960 --> 00:52:59,600
Speaker 1: And then now it's I'm started to make sense. Now

925
00:52:59,640 --> 00:53:01,960
Speaker 1: I'm like, maybe I shouldn't brush my teeth that night? Right?

926
00:53:02,040 --> 00:53:04,600
Speaker 1: Does that even worth it? Like I wouldn't encourage that.

927
00:53:04,800 --> 00:53:07,520
Speaker 1: Have you thought about why you do it? Because Quip

928
00:53:07,560 --> 00:53:10,040
Speaker 1: tells me too, that's what That's what the dentist tells

929
00:53:10,080 --> 00:53:14,560
Speaker 1: you to do. And you're gonna believe big dentists. Thank you.

930
00:53:15,200 --> 00:53:18,359
Speaker 1: This is what I'm talking about. This is important. Buy

931
00:53:18,440 --> 00:53:21,480
Speaker 1: more Crest by more Colgate. You know who pays for

932
00:53:21,520 --> 00:53:26,600
Speaker 1: the ad? A politician, I'm a dentist. I think you

933
00:53:26,640 --> 00:53:31,319
Speaker 1: need to buy this four light rating and toothbrush, get

934
00:53:31,400 --> 00:53:34,800
Speaker 1: the funk out the only one that works. Thank you,

935
00:53:34,400 --> 00:53:37,759
Speaker 1: thank you. That's why I don't. That's why I buy

936
00:53:37,840 --> 00:53:43,759
Speaker 1: quit because quip is much cheaper. U it lasts longer. Um,

937
00:53:43,800 --> 00:53:48,000
Speaker 1: it's good. You don't really need a toothbrush. Science you'll

938
00:53:48,040 --> 00:53:50,800
Speaker 1: need toothbrush. All you need is flass and a toothpick.

939
00:53:51,200 --> 00:53:54,279
Speaker 1: That's how you're gonna get good teeth. Are you guys

940
00:53:54,320 --> 00:53:57,160
Speaker 1: talking about you don't need a toothbrush. I'm afraid your

941
00:53:57,160 --> 00:54:00,520
Speaker 1: teeth are disgusted. You gotta brush your teeth, my teeth.

942
00:54:00,520 --> 00:54:02,560
Speaker 1: But really, you need a Flosta toothpick. I want one

943
00:54:02,600 --> 00:54:06,000
Speaker 1: of those like those off road fucking like Tonka truck

944
00:54:06,120 --> 00:54:09,279
Speaker 1: toothbrushes that has like the rubber grip and then on

945
00:54:09,360 --> 00:54:11,680
Speaker 1: the back of the like where the bristles aren't behind

946
00:54:11,760 --> 00:54:14,759
Speaker 1: that it's got the rubber bristles to like brush your

947
00:54:14,800 --> 00:54:19,000
Speaker 1: tongue while you brush. That is my ship fu. Yeah, dude,

948
00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:22,600
Speaker 1: that sounds industrial. I love it. I like how proud

949
00:54:23,200 --> 00:54:25,080
Speaker 1: Kyle was. Kyle was so proud and he was like,

950
00:54:25,120 --> 00:54:29,120
Speaker 1: you just need a toothpick and some fauce and a toothpick.

951
00:54:29,160 --> 00:54:34,239
Speaker 1: Two things, right, that's how you brush. Have you ever

952
00:54:34,360 --> 00:54:37,239
Speaker 1: brushed in another person's teeth for them? That feels like

953
00:54:37,280 --> 00:54:40,279
Speaker 1: it's something intimate that should be shared with I love

954
00:54:40,400 --> 00:54:43,520
Speaker 1: doing it. I grabbed my kid's heads and I go

955
00:54:43,960 --> 00:54:47,920
Speaker 1: so fast that they think it's like a ride. U

956
00:54:49,400 --> 00:54:51,760
Speaker 1: to bring it back. Remember when we did that sketch

957
00:54:51,800 --> 00:54:54,520
Speaker 1: with Jillian where you had to brush her teeth and

958
00:54:54,640 --> 00:54:57,280
Speaker 1: your teeth like we did that early in our career,

959
00:54:57,360 --> 00:55:00,359
Speaker 1: Tales from the Alternate Universe. Lake did it. Then I

960
00:55:00,400 --> 00:55:03,120
Speaker 1: came in. Yeah, you were the dad, right, we were

961
00:55:03,160 --> 00:55:06,520
Speaker 1: looking for the cordless or the portable. Holy sh it,

962
00:55:06,640 --> 00:55:10,840
Speaker 1: that's right, dad, you've done it well. You set up

963
00:55:10,840 --> 00:55:12,920
Speaker 1: the premise for that sketch. What was Tales from the

964
00:55:12,920 --> 00:55:14,920
Speaker 1: Alter Universe. The premise was it was a group. It

965
00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:16,879
Speaker 1: was a group of we were gonna do a bunch

966
00:55:16,880 --> 00:55:19,480
Speaker 1: called Tales from an Alternate Universe, and it was just

967
00:55:19,600 --> 00:55:22,800
Speaker 1: one thing. It was our world, but one thing different,

968
00:55:23,440 --> 00:55:26,120
Speaker 1: and that one was two people. Blake and Jillian set

969
00:55:26,160 --> 00:55:28,560
Speaker 1: up for a makeout session and essentially they go in

970
00:55:28,640 --> 00:55:31,600
Speaker 1: for the kiss and then they basically pour toothpaste on

971
00:55:31,600 --> 00:55:33,640
Speaker 1: their toothbrush and brush each other's teeth in a very

972
00:55:33,680 --> 00:55:35,839
Speaker 1: intimate fashion. I think it was a little bit of

973
00:55:35,880 --> 00:55:39,239
Speaker 1: like virginity type thing. Right. It was like a, hey,

974
00:55:39,280 --> 00:55:41,120
Speaker 1: should we take things to the next level. I think

975
00:55:41,120 --> 00:55:43,560
Speaker 1: we're ready. We've been together for a long time. And

976
00:55:43,600 --> 00:55:45,799
Speaker 1: instead of we're gonna make out and fun, it was

977
00:55:45,880 --> 00:55:48,400
Speaker 1: they brushed each other's teeth and then I believe I

978
00:55:48,480 --> 00:55:50,279
Speaker 1: came in and was like, what the hell's going on here?

979
00:55:50,280 --> 00:55:52,839
Speaker 1: Get out of here. Boy. She was like, Dad, you're

980
00:55:52,920 --> 00:55:55,080
Speaker 1: in my life. And then I closed the door. And

981
00:55:55,120 --> 00:55:58,440
Speaker 1: then she uses the electric toothbrush like a vibrant I

982
00:55:58,440 --> 00:56:00,080
Speaker 1: think so, or she no, I think it was it

983
00:56:00,160 --> 00:56:02,759
Speaker 1: was handheld toothbrushes. Then it was like she's using it

984
00:56:02,800 --> 00:56:05,319
Speaker 1: in her mouth. Yeah, she pulls out the elector, but

985
00:56:05,400 --> 00:56:10,480
Speaker 1: she's enjoying it like she's servicing herself, which we're all

986
00:56:10,520 --> 00:56:13,880
Speaker 1: for that. That's actually really funny, kind of clever. But

987
00:56:13,960 --> 00:56:16,600
Speaker 1: the follow up Tales from the Alternate Universe was just

988
00:56:16,760 --> 00:56:20,800
Speaker 1: that you're out of kegger and the dudes are wearing capes,

989
00:56:23,800 --> 00:56:28,319
Speaker 1: wasn't It was just like it was we're all wearing

990
00:56:28,320 --> 00:56:30,080
Speaker 1: a cape and then somebody comes it out of cape

991
00:56:30,080 --> 00:56:35,160
Speaker 1: and we're like, where's your fucking keeping? Yeah, Yeah, that one.

992
00:56:35,239 --> 00:56:37,439
Speaker 1: That one was great. Yeah, I know that. I chug

993
00:56:37,480 --> 00:56:39,879
Speaker 1: a bear and like throw the empty hand at this can.

994
00:56:40,640 --> 00:56:44,600
Speaker 1: You're like, get a cape. I want to say, Adam

995
00:56:44,680 --> 00:56:47,800
Speaker 1: had it up like over his mouth like a vampire.

996
00:56:47,960 --> 00:56:50,080
Speaker 1: I think it was really an Adam pitch where he

997
00:56:50,200 --> 00:56:53,560
Speaker 1: wanted to wear caps, because Adam is the one friend

998
00:56:53,560 --> 00:56:57,200
Speaker 1: who really reps for capes. Dude, I still still up

999
00:56:57,200 --> 00:56:59,200
Speaker 1: a cape. Man. Once you get to be like an

1000
00:56:59,239 --> 00:57:01,120
Speaker 1: old soul, you can probably get away with the cape.

1001
00:57:01,280 --> 00:57:04,719
Speaker 1: I truly can't believe that caps have never trend. Bull assholes.

1002
00:57:05,120 --> 00:57:11,480
Speaker 1: They don't get to wear small assholes, full shole assholes,

1003
00:57:11,719 --> 00:57:16,080
Speaker 1: swull assholes. He's a swall as. What are the what

1004
00:57:16,080 --> 00:57:19,760
Speaker 1: about the short capes like um and Bison rocks A shortcape? Ye?

1005
00:57:19,920 --> 00:57:23,400
Speaker 1: Those are sick? What those must be called something? Isn't

1006
00:57:23,400 --> 00:57:25,800
Speaker 1: that like a bullfighting No, it's not a bullfighting cape,

1007
00:57:25,880 --> 00:57:29,400
Speaker 1: right or is it? I don't know. I feel like

1008
00:57:29,480 --> 00:57:32,240
Speaker 1: that's kind of what they rock. But then what are

1009
00:57:32,240 --> 00:57:34,440
Speaker 1: they waving? Aren't they waving their cape? Is that why

1010
00:57:34,480 --> 00:57:37,200
Speaker 1: they have a small cap. They take their jacket off, Yeah,

1011
00:57:37,200 --> 00:57:39,560
Speaker 1: they take that off, They walk in with it, they

1012
00:57:39,600 --> 00:57:42,520
Speaker 1: take it off, they hold it. Yeah, I mean Matador

1013
00:57:42,600 --> 00:57:45,320
Speaker 1: fashion is wild. I know that. I know that it's

1014
00:57:45,680 --> 00:57:48,440
Speaker 1: it's about to get canceled and like they don't want

1015
00:57:48,440 --> 00:57:50,520
Speaker 1: to do the running the bulls anymore. People are like

1016
00:57:50,680 --> 00:57:53,880
Speaker 1: the bulls or you know, they're being tortured, tortured and

1017
00:57:53,880 --> 00:57:57,360
Speaker 1: all that. I want to go before it's canceled because

1018
00:57:57,400 --> 00:57:59,400
Speaker 1: I think it would be fucking awesome. I want to

1019
00:57:59,480 --> 00:58:01,920
Speaker 1: run with the bull bulls. I want to watch all

1020
00:58:01,960 --> 00:58:05,680
Speaker 1: the animals get tortured. To me, it is the craziest thing.

1021
00:58:05,720 --> 00:58:08,960
Speaker 1: I want to run with them, for sure. Is one

1022
00:58:09,000 --> 00:58:11,920
Speaker 1: of the craziest things that still goes on in like

1023
00:58:12,040 --> 00:58:16,120
Speaker 1: modern society. Like, what a crazy idea? You wouldn't like

1024
00:58:16,120 --> 00:58:17,560
Speaker 1: you don't want to run with the bulls. I want

1025
00:58:17,560 --> 00:58:20,480
Speaker 1: to run with them, dude, that'd be crazy. Why, Sure,

1026
00:58:20,600 --> 00:58:22,640
Speaker 1: that's cool, But why do we have to then go

1027
00:58:22,720 --> 00:58:25,280
Speaker 1: to the Staples Center and watch you stab it to death?

1028
00:58:25,480 --> 00:58:27,760
Speaker 1: That's hell a weird to me. Wait is that how

1029
00:58:27,760 --> 00:58:30,400
Speaker 1: it ends? Yes, that's how it ends. Wait, what the funk?

1030
00:58:30,480 --> 00:58:34,960
Speaker 1: This is horrible? That's just a sorry, that's bullfighting. That's

1031
00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:38,240
Speaker 1: not how it ends. They don't kill all those bulls

1032
00:58:38,720 --> 00:58:42,000
Speaker 1: in something, but yes, they do kill the matador kills

1033
00:58:42,040 --> 00:58:44,479
Speaker 1: the bull. Yeah, you stab it to piss it off

1034
00:58:44,680 --> 00:58:47,920
Speaker 1: in bullfighting, and then the matador stabs it with the Okay,

1035
00:58:47,960 --> 00:58:50,520
Speaker 1: so the running of the bulls is not that, but

1036
00:58:50,560 --> 00:58:53,000
Speaker 1: the matador is still also. I don't know, I don't

1037
00:58:53,040 --> 00:58:55,720
Speaker 1: know if the running of the bulls, uh is that

1038
00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:59,720
Speaker 1: or not? But someone eats the bull the meat of

1039
00:58:59,760 --> 00:59:02,480
Speaker 1: the Yeah, for sure they do. No, No, they don't

1040
00:59:02,480 --> 00:59:05,120
Speaker 1: need the bull met Why not? I bet it's delicious.

1041
00:59:05,200 --> 00:59:08,080
Speaker 1: Don't think they do. I think it's been stabbed with

1042
00:59:08,120 --> 00:59:12,520
Speaker 1: a dirty old sword. Yeah, yeah, Adam, Adam, And I

1043
00:59:12,520 --> 00:59:14,600
Speaker 1: know this isn't like you. You're not the first and

1044
00:59:14,680 --> 00:59:16,440
Speaker 1: only person that ever want to do the running with

1045
00:59:16,440 --> 00:59:18,720
Speaker 1: the bulls, tons of people. But why do you want

1046
00:59:18,760 --> 00:59:21,240
Speaker 1: to do it? I don't get it. It seems like

1047
00:59:21,360 --> 00:59:25,160
Speaker 1: it's just a thing that I've seen forever, you know,

1048
00:59:25,640 --> 00:59:28,000
Speaker 1: in movies and television and stuff, and I just was

1049
00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:30,080
Speaker 1: always like, oh, that would be like a cool thing

1050
00:59:30,160 --> 00:59:33,560
Speaker 1: when you're all old on your deathbed to be like, oh,

1051
00:59:33,600 --> 00:59:35,880
Speaker 1: I did all this crazy ship in my life. So

1052
00:59:35,920 --> 00:59:38,160
Speaker 1: it's a bucket list thing from you just to just

1053
00:59:38,200 --> 00:59:40,000
Speaker 1: to say you did. So you want to do it

1054
00:59:40,040 --> 00:59:43,280
Speaker 1: to tell people or to just have done it. I

1055
00:59:43,360 --> 00:59:45,680
Speaker 1: have done it. Yeah, to think about when you're like

1056
00:59:45,840 --> 00:59:48,240
Speaker 1: all old and you're just going like so you're just

1057
00:59:48,240 --> 00:59:49,560
Speaker 1: not one of those old people that are like, oh

1058
00:59:49,600 --> 00:59:51,920
Speaker 1: I sat in my house for forty years and then

1059
00:59:51,920 --> 00:59:54,240
Speaker 1: I died. You know, you're like I did this, I

1060
00:59:54,320 --> 00:59:57,120
Speaker 1: like climbed a mountain like right, But the difference is

1061
00:59:57,160 --> 00:59:59,320
Speaker 1: like the person who sat in their house might not

1062
00:59:59,440 --> 01:00:02,360
Speaker 1: value running with the bulls, and yeah, they probably Well.

1063
01:00:02,400 --> 01:00:04,439
Speaker 1: The thing about running with the bulls, though, is it's

1064
01:00:04,480 --> 01:00:07,480
Speaker 1: like super dangerous, right, Like, if you're not running fast enough,

1065
01:00:07,520 --> 01:00:11,439
Speaker 1: you're gonna get pegged by those fucking horns dogs. Dude,

1066
01:00:11,440 --> 01:00:16,080
Speaker 1: you ever seen my little legs? See my little legs too? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,

1067
01:00:16,120 --> 01:00:19,040
Speaker 1: I've seen you running fast in my life. But like, dude,

1068
01:00:19,040 --> 01:00:21,240
Speaker 1: I don't want us to be hit by a horn. No,

1069
01:00:21,320 --> 01:00:24,280
Speaker 1: I won't even get hit. I'll dodge them. People die

1070
01:00:24,320 --> 01:00:27,000
Speaker 1: with that. Happy people have died. Yeah, people get tossed.

1071
01:00:27,040 --> 01:00:29,120
Speaker 1: Suck that. Why do you what do you what the fund? No,

1072
01:00:29,520 --> 01:00:32,200
Speaker 1: there's no reason. Favorite part because I'm like, hey, guess

1073
01:00:32,280 --> 01:00:34,960
Speaker 1: what if you sign up for this ship, we get

1074
01:00:35,000 --> 01:00:39,160
Speaker 1: to watch you get Gordon. And honestly, it's they gotta come. Yeah,

1075
01:00:39,440 --> 01:00:43,960
Speaker 1: you gotta coming. Sorry, all right, But if anyone ever

1076
01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:47,280
Speaker 1: gets like I feel bad for the person in their family.

1077
01:00:47,400 --> 01:00:51,640
Speaker 1: But like these people with like tigers and and monkeys,

1078
01:00:51,880 --> 01:00:53,760
Speaker 1: like I had a joke that I pitched when I

1079
01:00:53,760 --> 01:00:56,120
Speaker 1: was an assistant at real time with them are that

1080
01:00:56,560 --> 01:00:58,680
Speaker 1: they liked what. They were like, we can't, this is

1081
01:00:58,680 --> 01:01:01,280
Speaker 1: too mean, And I was like, the joke was one

1082
01:01:01,280 --> 01:01:04,200
Speaker 1: of those rules, the new rules or whatever, and it was,

1083
01:01:04,640 --> 01:01:09,919
Speaker 1: you can't have a pet monkey and a face good joke, good,

1084
01:01:10,320 --> 01:01:14,280
Speaker 1: good joe, you can't. And I when someone gets their

1085
01:01:14,320 --> 01:01:16,240
Speaker 1: face ripped off and they're like, well it was my

1086
01:01:16,280 --> 01:01:21,400
Speaker 1: pet monkey, I'm like, yeah, that was just going to happen, right, Yeah,

1087
01:01:21,400 --> 01:01:22,760
Speaker 1: But I don't want to pet you know, I don't

1088
01:01:22,760 --> 01:01:24,880
Speaker 1: want to pet monkey. No, but you want to run

1089
01:01:24,920 --> 01:01:27,560
Speaker 1: with the bulls where they're trying to fucking stab your butt,

1090
01:01:27,880 --> 01:01:30,080
Speaker 1: which is arguably dumber. Yeah, they're gonna poke you in

1091
01:01:30,120 --> 01:01:32,960
Speaker 1: the butt. I always found it really frustrating how much

1092
01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:36,560
Speaker 1: stronger like orangutans are than us, because they're always like,

1093
01:01:36,600 --> 01:01:41,240
Speaker 1: you know, we are descendants of like an ape, and

1094
01:01:41,320 --> 01:01:43,800
Speaker 1: they are just like a million times stronger than us.

1095
01:01:43,800 --> 01:01:47,840
Speaker 1: How come we can't tap into that orangutang strength. Interesting.

1096
01:01:48,200 --> 01:01:55,840
Speaker 1: Interesting animals don't live. Yeah, great foot fist quote isometrics. Dude,

1097
01:01:56,520 --> 01:01:58,880
Speaker 1: that was wild. So that was like a really specific

1098
01:01:59,240 --> 01:02:01,920
Speaker 1: news story right where like a woman had a pet

1099
01:02:01,960 --> 01:02:05,000
Speaker 1: what kind of monkey was it? This happens every like

1100
01:02:05,080 --> 01:02:07,720
Speaker 1: three or four years that some usually a woman has

1101
01:02:07,720 --> 01:02:10,800
Speaker 1: a pet monkey and then they're like eating breakfast or

1102
01:02:10,800 --> 01:02:12,640
Speaker 1: having a tea party and then it just rips their

1103
01:02:12,680 --> 01:02:15,240
Speaker 1: face off and they gotta get it like trainsplanted. And

1104
01:02:15,320 --> 01:02:17,640
Speaker 1: I like it to either breakfast or a tea party.

1105
01:02:18,200 --> 01:02:24,840
Speaker 1: You know, they like regular regular ship breakfast or a

1106
01:02:24,840 --> 01:02:28,920
Speaker 1: tea party. It's I'm saying, like they do these social

1107
01:02:29,000 --> 01:02:31,280
Speaker 1: things with these monkeys, like a tea party, like you

1108
01:02:31,320 --> 01:02:33,440
Speaker 1: would do with a kid. Oh, like they dress them up. Well.

1109
01:02:33,560 --> 01:02:36,240
Speaker 1: Speaking of did you guys just watch Bad Trip? Have

1110
01:02:36,320 --> 01:02:40,680
Speaker 1: you guys seen Bad Trip yet? Eric Andres yes, Eric

1111
01:02:40,760 --> 01:02:43,480
Speaker 1: Andre's yes, sorry Eric, not yet. I will by the

1112
01:02:43,520 --> 01:02:46,800
Speaker 1: time this airs, I will have watched it. Just watched it, Yeah,

1113
01:02:46,840 --> 01:02:50,880
Speaker 1: I gotta watch it. Those a very very funny where

1114
01:02:50,880 --> 01:02:54,560
Speaker 1: he gets fucked by an oranguin tang or a gorilla

1115
01:02:54,680 --> 01:02:57,640
Speaker 1: and everyone thinks it's real and it's it's really good.

1116
01:02:58,840 --> 01:03:01,680
Speaker 1: I'm excited to see that for very excited. Yeah. Some

1117
01:03:01,800 --> 01:03:08,800
Speaker 1: funny pranks hell yeah, dude, yeah Eric Rocks all right,

1118
01:03:09,280 --> 01:03:18,640
Speaker 1: yeah yeah. Was there any takebacks, apologies or epic slams

1119
01:03:18,880 --> 01:03:21,200
Speaker 1: and any compliments? Um, you know what, I'd like to

1120
01:03:21,240 --> 01:03:25,680
Speaker 1: apologize to anybody who had an awesome human interaction with

1121
01:03:25,720 --> 01:03:28,600
Speaker 1: anybody working at Blockbuster. I don't want to take away

1122
01:03:28,640 --> 01:03:32,720
Speaker 1: from the human aspect. I do love knowing that you

1123
01:03:32,720 --> 01:03:34,960
Speaker 1: guys were out there bonding in the video store. I

1124
01:03:35,040 --> 01:03:38,560
Speaker 1: may not have had that experience, but I see you

1125
01:03:38,560 --> 01:03:40,720
Speaker 1: you are seeing. Why do you think you didn't have

1126
01:03:40,760 --> 01:03:43,600
Speaker 1: that experience? I think because I was going in with

1127
01:03:43,640 --> 01:03:46,800
Speaker 1: my mom and I was just getting video games and

1128
01:03:46,960 --> 01:03:49,560
Speaker 1: I was getting out. You never went and rented your

1129
01:03:49,600 --> 01:03:52,480
Speaker 1: own videos when you're like sixteen or seventeen, even when

1130
01:03:52,520 --> 01:03:54,520
Speaker 1: you're nine or ten, you just walk over there. Just

1131
01:03:54,560 --> 01:03:56,840
Speaker 1: to throw this back, though, Blake, even like you and

1132
01:03:56,880 --> 01:03:59,040
Speaker 1: I like when I got to go to Blockbuster with you,

1133
01:04:00,040 --> 01:04:03,080
Speaker 1: kick out and we pick out. We'd pick out like

1134
01:04:03,120 --> 01:04:07,160
Speaker 1: a game for like Nintenno sixty four, you know what

1135
01:04:07,200 --> 01:04:10,680
Speaker 1: I mean. Like those were good moments. I know, I know,

1136
01:04:10,800 --> 01:04:12,880
Speaker 1: but I'm just saying like that was Those were great

1137
01:04:12,920 --> 01:04:16,520
Speaker 1: moments and my childhood. And then when I was watching

1138
01:04:16,600 --> 01:04:19,400
Speaker 1: this documentary, I was like, dude, that's not gonna happen.

1139
01:04:21,200 --> 01:04:23,800
Speaker 1: That's not happening. I definitely have a lot of memories

1140
01:04:23,840 --> 01:04:26,320
Speaker 1: with my friends within the video store, but it was

1141
01:04:26,960 --> 01:04:29,360
Speaker 1: they were very talking. They were talking about how like

1142
01:04:29,440 --> 01:04:32,880
Speaker 1: you would interact with the people that worked there. I

1143
01:04:32,920 --> 01:04:36,160
Speaker 1: did not make friends. I know that. You don't mix

1144
01:04:36,200 --> 01:04:39,120
Speaker 1: it up with the fucking proletarium. They were the cops

1145
01:04:39,160 --> 01:04:41,320
Speaker 1: to me. They were asking for the late fees, like

1146
01:04:42,000 --> 01:04:44,680
Speaker 1: the build if you weren't have Blockbuster, you were the cops,

1147
01:04:44,680 --> 01:04:47,520
Speaker 1: all right, yes, no, look at you and trying to

1148
01:04:47,600 --> 01:04:49,520
Speaker 1: make sides. Listen, if you were cool with them, they

1149
01:04:49,560 --> 01:04:53,520
Speaker 1: would have waived those late fees. They couldn't. They They're like,

1150
01:04:53,600 --> 01:04:55,479
Speaker 1: I don't have the power. They saw that tight little

1151
01:04:55,520 --> 01:04:58,520
Speaker 1: afro and they weren't liking what you're thrown down. And

1152
01:04:58,640 --> 01:05:01,000
Speaker 1: that's why I went to brad the video. Shout out

1153
01:05:01,040 --> 01:05:05,280
Speaker 1: Bradley Video for Blockbuster. That's fine. I liked the local

1154
01:05:05,360 --> 01:05:09,800
Speaker 1: video stores more than the Blockbuster two, but Blockbuster also ruled. Look,

1155
01:05:09,840 --> 01:05:12,560
Speaker 1: I tried to patch the holes, but you know it

1156
01:05:13,000 --> 01:05:15,720
Speaker 1: just so happens with Blockbuster. I don't know me. They

1157
01:05:15,720 --> 01:05:18,560
Speaker 1: were the enemy to me. I'm sorry, I'm with you. Blockbuster.

1158
01:05:18,760 --> 01:05:21,200
Speaker 1: We didn't go to We didn't Blockbuster. We had Video

1159
01:05:21,200 --> 01:05:24,480
Speaker 1: Adventure and Nilon Brothers Videos. That's where I went. And

1160
01:05:24,520 --> 01:05:26,600
Speaker 1: then I think when I moved to l A, I

1161
01:05:26,640 --> 01:05:29,280
Speaker 1: finally had to get a Blockbuster card because Rocket Video

1162
01:05:29,400 --> 01:05:33,080
Speaker 1: was closing. I think I remember Rocket Video ruled. That

1163
01:05:33,200 --> 01:05:36,440
Speaker 1: was the best video show, the two story Blockbuster in

1164
01:05:36,480 --> 01:05:39,040
Speaker 1: Hollywood next to that KFC. Do you guys remember that joint?

1165
01:05:39,760 --> 01:05:44,600
Speaker 1: It was sucking hitters, super busy every night. And you're

1166
01:05:44,600 --> 01:05:49,680
Speaker 1: in Hollywood, a lot of cinophiles. Yeah, yeah, you're hearing

1167
01:05:49,720 --> 01:05:54,920
Speaker 1: people talking about screenplays. Yeah, it's pretty good. I love it.

1168
01:05:54,960 --> 01:05:59,080
Speaker 1: You're getting KFC. Next story, you're getting the bowl a

1169
01:05:59,120 --> 01:06:03,040
Speaker 1: little cheese grave on it. Oh God, the boles, those

1170
01:06:03,040 --> 01:06:08,560
Speaker 1: fucking bowls. Dude, dude, he's crying. Hey, do you guys

1171
01:06:08,600 --> 01:06:11,360
Speaker 1: remember I think it was just Blake and Adam when

1172
01:06:11,360 --> 01:06:14,480
Speaker 1: we went to a KFC and we saw the hottest

1173
01:06:14,480 --> 01:06:16,720
Speaker 1: girl of all time? Were I talked about this on

1174
01:06:16,760 --> 01:06:20,840
Speaker 1: the book Why are you well? She We should hold her,

1175
01:06:22,240 --> 01:06:25,320
Speaker 1: she should be the fifth member. We like if she

1176
01:06:25,440 --> 01:06:27,000
Speaker 1: was too hot to be in a k C. Is

1177
01:06:27,040 --> 01:06:28,880
Speaker 1: that the consensus? We were like, why are you? We

1178
01:06:28,880 --> 01:06:30,400
Speaker 1: didn't talk to her, but we were like, why are

1179
01:06:30,440 --> 01:06:33,680
Speaker 1: you here? We saw the hottest girl we've ever seen

1180
01:06:33,680 --> 01:06:37,840
Speaker 1: in her life. We didn't talk to her. We scared

1181
01:06:37,880 --> 01:06:40,480
Speaker 1: at her from a distance while we shoveled our face

1182
01:06:40,560 --> 01:06:44,360
Speaker 1: with potatoes and grape bowls, mac and cheese bowls and

1183
01:06:44,480 --> 01:06:50,080
Speaker 1: fried chicken Thanksgiving dinner. Yeah, summer Thanksgiving. Um. I'd like

1184
01:06:50,120 --> 01:06:53,680
Speaker 1: to connect compliment you can't sure, I'd love it. I'd

1185
01:06:53,680 --> 01:06:57,480
Speaker 1: love one. I'd like to compliment Mother Earth, okay for

1186
01:06:57,720 --> 01:07:01,600
Speaker 1: bringing us it's science. The vernal et binox spring is here,

1187
01:07:01,720 --> 01:07:06,840
Speaker 1: and it's beautiful. Get outside and enjoy that. Son, whoever's

1188
01:07:06,880 --> 01:07:10,360
Speaker 1: next can go. Or there was at a compliment in

1189
01:07:10,400 --> 01:07:12,920
Speaker 1: there for any of the three of us we have.

1190
01:07:13,000 --> 01:07:14,800
Speaker 1: We don't want to do that. I've noticed it's a

1191
01:07:14,800 --> 01:07:17,760
Speaker 1: lot of like take back for the people out there

1192
01:07:17,760 --> 01:07:20,520
Speaker 1: compliments to Like. I can compliment each one of you,

1193
01:07:20,520 --> 01:07:24,000
Speaker 1: guys for something I've been. I compliment each one of you.

1194
01:07:24,040 --> 01:07:27,040
Speaker 1: Almost every time I compliment at least one of people.

1195
01:07:27,800 --> 01:07:29,000
Speaker 1: I can. I can do that. If you want it,

1196
01:07:29,040 --> 01:07:31,840
Speaker 1: you need it, I can do it. I don't need it. Still,

1197
01:07:32,080 --> 01:07:36,520
Speaker 1: I'd like to compliment honors okay, for being just a

1198
01:07:36,560 --> 01:07:43,480
Speaker 1: fucking radical dude that. I just love his opinion. I

1199
01:07:43,520 --> 01:07:46,520
Speaker 1: love his father, I love everything about it. So I

1200
01:07:46,560 --> 01:07:48,840
Speaker 1: know you're lying. I want to be on you all right,

1201
01:07:49,040 --> 01:07:51,680
Speaker 1: somebody else can go. I don't do father, Luke, I

1202
01:07:51,720 --> 01:07:54,600
Speaker 1: am your father. I am your father. Thought you said

1203
01:07:54,640 --> 01:07:56,320
Speaker 1: you're going to do all this time? Okay, Adam, I'd

1204
01:07:56,320 --> 01:07:58,520
Speaker 1: like to compliment you on your southern accent. I know

1205
01:07:58,600 --> 01:08:01,080
Speaker 1: you're heading into a big shoe and I think you

1206
01:08:01,160 --> 01:08:03,520
Speaker 1: got you got nothing to worry about, Bud. You're gonna

1207
01:08:03,520 --> 01:08:05,680
Speaker 1: get out there and fucking crush it. I'm happy that

1208
01:08:05,720 --> 01:08:09,280
Speaker 1: you're practicing it. And uh, thanks, just awesome. Looking forward

1209
01:08:09,320 --> 01:08:12,480
Speaker 1: to the next season. Uh and you're out there with them.

1210
01:08:12,520 --> 01:08:16,320
Speaker 1: Do pumped on that? Thanks Palmer. Excited to be shooting

1211
01:08:16,360 --> 01:08:20,080
Speaker 1: righteous chimps on season two? Yeah, babyc sounds good. It's natural.

1212
01:08:20,439 --> 01:08:27,040
Speaker 1: And Blake, Uh well, congrats on that. That that congrats

1213
01:08:27,040 --> 01:08:30,559
Speaker 1: on you know what I mean, like just complimenting you

1214
01:08:30,680 --> 01:08:34,479
Speaker 1: and everything about you. Anyway, somebody else for it. I

1215
01:08:34,520 --> 01:08:36,160
Speaker 1: was going to force that. I love him. I love him.

1216
01:08:36,720 --> 01:08:42,120
Speaker 1: Congrats on Blake for remembering to do this the board

1217
01:08:42,360 --> 01:08:44,799
Speaker 1: because there for a while he wasn't remembering. We actually

1218
01:08:44,800 --> 01:08:46,639
Speaker 1: had to kind of remind him. But then in student

1219
01:08:46,680 --> 01:08:52,560
Speaker 1: see we reminded him. He was pretty good. Yeah, and

1220
01:08:52,800 --> 01:08:59,760
Speaker 1: that's another episode of take anything back takes You have

1221
01:08:59,800 --> 01:09:05,080
Speaker 1: any take back? This is important there? What are your

1222
01:09:05,080 --> 01:09:10,960
Speaker 1: take backs? This is important? Said said, I got nothing.

1223
01:09:11,800 --> 01:09:16,880
Speaker 1: You don't take back nothing. You stand by everything you said, Um,

1224
01:09:16,960 --> 01:09:19,439
Speaker 1: I don't remember anything. Even when you went on that

1225
01:09:21,640 --> 01:09:25,679
Speaker 1: on that racist rant. Oh we're going to cut that out.

1226
01:09:25,680 --> 01:09:31,320
Speaker 1: Oh you are cutting that. It's just feel about Swedish

1227
01:09:31,320 --> 01:09:36,639
Speaker 1: people and leave it at that. There's a huge difference.

1228
01:09:36,720 --> 01:09:40,720
Speaker 1: I can't get into it Swedish, but I said what

1229
01:09:40,760 --> 01:09:43,000
Speaker 1: I had to say, and I stand by it. Leave

1230
01:09:43,080 --> 01:09:48,519
Speaker 1: them wanting less, leave them wanting less. You guys want

1231
01:09:48,560 --> 01:09:52,360
Speaker 1: to run with the bulls, as this is important. We

1232
01:09:52,439 --> 01:09:55,080
Speaker 1: run with the bulls. We go to Spain, we do

1233
01:09:55,160 --> 01:09:57,240
Speaker 1: a podcast from there, and then we rum with the

1234
01:09:57,280 --> 01:09:59,200
Speaker 1: bulls and then do a podcast right afterwards. I think

1235
01:09:59,200 --> 01:10:00,599
Speaker 1: that people would love that. I could be into it.

1236
01:10:00,640 --> 01:10:02,599
Speaker 1: You can remote in from anywhere, but you're not doing

1237
01:10:02,720 --> 01:10:08,160
Speaker 1: anything for these people like that. What's that? Uh? You're

1238
01:10:08,200 --> 01:10:10,840
Speaker 1: saying like you think the people would like that. I

1239
01:10:10,840 --> 01:10:14,280
Speaker 1: don't care. I'm not running with the bulls for the people. Um,

1240
01:10:14,360 --> 01:10:16,160
Speaker 1: you'll butt chug. I'm not gonna do it for myself.

1241
01:10:16,200 --> 01:10:21,840
Speaker 1: You'll butt chuck. But you draw the line at bulls. Yeah, okay,

1242
01:10:21,880 --> 01:10:25,360
Speaker 1: fair enough. Yeah, even if you take a holid out

1243
01:10:25,400 --> 01:10:28,120
Speaker 1: bull horn and that's what you pour the chug sauce

1244
01:10:28,200 --> 01:10:32,280
Speaker 1: in with, that's great. I'll keep. But that's on my terms.

1245
01:10:32,560 --> 01:10:34,759
Speaker 1: I don't want some bull doing it against my terms.

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Speaker 1: All right. That's the thing about darsays he needs his

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Speaker 1: terms met. I need my druthers and my terms met.

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Speaker 1: This is important. Yeah, I don't. I don't. I don't

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Speaker 1: want to remember the bulls. Um, I don't need that. Like,

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Speaker 1: I'm good, I know that we've discussed this. I think

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Speaker 1: you trade. You chase adrenaline because you've cheated death when

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Speaker 1: you got hit by the cement truck? Are you you

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Speaker 1: you're chasing that feeling again where you just are like,

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Speaker 1: is this the day where I go six ft from

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Speaker 1: the edge and the world and I'm thinking favorite six

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Speaker 1: feet and so fun was crying. Alright, guys, that was

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Speaker 1: another This