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Speaker 1: Hey, Kuti misconnections. That was me staring.

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Speaker 2: There's only two places for you to find true love

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Speaker 2: in this world. One is at Joeanne Fabrics when you

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Speaker 2: and a crafty stranger touched glue guns together, but just

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Speaker 2: the tips.

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Speaker 1: Okay, it's so hot. The other is on the pages

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Speaker 1: of craigslist dot org. We scour that website every week.

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Speaker 2: To find the best misconnections that they have to offer,

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Speaker 2: like this first one titled what in the Wendy's Who

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Speaker 2: are you man for Woman? Twenty five Downtown Wendy's. Yes,

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Speaker 2: it says you were the fired up blonde chick that

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Speaker 2: came through the drive through last Thursday at seven am,

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Speaker 2: oh and ordered something. Michael, my coworker, couldn't understand you,

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Speaker 2: so as the assistant manager, I was called.

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Speaker 1: To the windows the real power there.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: After hearing a bunch of ers and a ton of vowels,

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Speaker 2: I think I figured it out. You were from the

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Speaker 2: house with all those weird kids in it down the street,

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Speaker 2: or you were.

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Speaker 1: Scottish and after that's the object.

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Speaker 2: After a few questions, I realized Scottish was a lock.

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Speaker 1: When you said put.

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Speaker 3: Some barbecue on me, Barger, I didn't have the heart

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Speaker 3: to tell you lunch doesn't start for another three hours.

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Speaker 1: She's done Scottish times.

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Speaker 2: So I just switched out your maple syrup with barbecue.

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Speaker 2: Ah's something you can dip your French toasticks in clever.

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Speaker 1: I know there was never a scenario where barbecue can

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Speaker 1: replace sir up, I don't know, don't I can tell

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Speaker 1: you try it?

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Speaker 3: No sweetting even you drove off two minutes later, though

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Speaker 3: you were back at the same window.

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Speaker 1: It was so hard not.

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Speaker 2: To smile as your perfect, beautiful European mouth was hurling

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Speaker 2: all those horrible, filthy insults at me.

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Speaker 1: Oh God, and Scottish insults are so good.

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Speaker 3: It was like an angry female Shrek walking in on

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Speaker 3: Donkey using her.

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Speaker 1: Lufah, there is a female Shrek. Scott's like Shrek? Or

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Speaker 1: is he considered offensive to me?

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Speaker 3: I wonder swamp?

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Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, he says, And you didn't stop. In the end,

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Speaker 2: I got lucky and closed the window, just in time

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Speaker 2: to see the barbecue packet.

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Speaker 1: Explode on the glass.

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Speaker 2: I love your passion, I love your accent, and I

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Speaker 2: want to be your ogre. Give me a shot next

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Speaker 2: barbecue burgers on me?

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Speaker 4: How is this man not afraid of this.

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Speaker 1: After eleven am.

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Speaker 2: Of course, that's signed Wendy's assistant manager, Garrett. This next

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Speaker 2: misconnection is titled love is Blind And so was that

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Speaker 2: driver woman for Man fifty two bus stop. She writes,

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Speaker 2: I saw you get hit by a prius at the

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Speaker 2: third and main bus station.

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Speaker 4: Wait, this could actually be important as a witness testimony.

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Speaker 1: Thank god you were wearing your puffy jacket. Looked like

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Speaker 1: it softened the blows somewhat. It's kind of like some

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Speaker 1: of those are kind of like an airbag works that

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Speaker 1: way theoretically, He says.

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Speaker 3: You probably didn't notice me in all the commotion, But

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Speaker 3: I was the lady who came to your aid wearing

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Speaker 3: the lavender denim coat, previously feeding an adorable street rat.

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Speaker 4: She just wants to help everyone.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I was a girl scout back in the nineties

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Speaker 1: medical experience.

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Speaker 3: When I noticed that you were bleeding from three different areas,

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Speaker 3: I knew just what to do, I bet.

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Speaker 1: Which was weight.

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Speaker 2: I needed to focus on the nasty road rash shining

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Speaker 2: off of your inner thigh.

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Speaker 3: Gotta kiss that boo boo to make it better. That's

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Speaker 3: what I tell my twenty year old son. But before

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Speaker 3: I could do anything else. The bummer patrol showed up

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Speaker 3: aka the EMTY. I told them to back off and

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Speaker 3: stay away from my man, but they started putting you

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Speaker 3: back together anyway without my consent. After the ambulance took

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Speaker 3: you away, I noticed you left your keys on the ground.

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Speaker 1: Damn. I wish it was your wallet so I could

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Speaker 1: have tracked down where you live.

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Speaker 3: If you see this, let's make the exchange your keys

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Speaker 3: from my heart you. Maybe maybe I'll throw in a

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Speaker 3: little something extra as well. Hashtag tang. I'm sure it's

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Speaker 3: the orange like juice powder, drink powder.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe that's got to be.

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Speaker 4: Some sort of illegal street drug that we don't.

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Speaker 1: Know about it.

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Speaker 2: His next misconnection is titled Rome Wasn't Built in a Day,

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Speaker 2: But Our Love could have been.

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Speaker 3: Twenty seven Natural History Museum. He says we met last

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Speaker 3: week in the Roman Artifacts exhibit when I tripped over

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Speaker 3: the makeup bag that you left on the floor. I

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Speaker 3: guess I should have been watching where I was going,

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Speaker 3: but technically it wasn't all my fault. I'm still adjusting

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Speaker 3: to my new prescription glasses that I bought online.

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Speaker 4: They do make you a little dizzy the first day

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Speaker 4: you weary never time I changed prescriptions.

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Speaker 3: Whoa, and at least you laughed when I apologized to

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Speaker 3: the statue.

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Speaker 1: I did that on purpose, That's what I want you

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Speaker 1: to think.

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Speaker 3: Nonetheless, from what I could see, you were absolutely radiant,

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Speaker 3: a pure, uncontaminated beauty with the faith of Cleopatra and

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Speaker 3: the body of an even shorter Napoleon Bonaparte two.

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Speaker 1: Hundred years ago. You could have ruled the world.

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Speaker 3: But it only took you three seconds to conquer my heart.

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Speaker 3: I followed you around the exhibit, raving about the intricacies

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Speaker 3: of Roman deities and their incestual interpersonal relationships.

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Speaker 1: We're not going to get to why she has a makeup.

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Speaker 3: Bag of I thought the discussion was fascinating. You mentioned

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Speaker 3: that you left something in the gift shop, but I

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Speaker 3: didn't see you after that.

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Speaker 1: It's always where anyway.

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Speaker 3: If you read this, meet me at the West Side

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Speaker 3: Museum entrance next Wednesday at ten am.

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Speaker 1: I'll be in full Roman.

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Speaker 3: Gladiator attire with your discounted ticket, and once we're in

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Speaker 3: we can even role play in the musaic room.

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Speaker 1: Else shows up. I don't think it's going to be sexy.

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Speaker 4: I think it's just going to be him pretending that he's.

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Speaker 3: A until then in at turnam day amambo. That's Italian

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Speaker 3: for it. You don't need makeup. If I forget my glasses.

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Speaker 4: If I have okay, sir, that signed Neville a true

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Speaker 4: romantic for the ages. Oh man, I feel warm inside now.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Either that or I have to use the bathroom.

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Speaker 2: So that was your edition of Craigslist misconnections.

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Speaker 1: Your phone tap is coming up right after this, Brooke

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Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the morning.