WEBVTT - “Our Very First Promo” Recap Season 1, Episode 12 0:00:18.040 --> 0:00:22.759 Do it, look at us doing it at the same time. 0:00:23.000 --> 0:00:25.040 It's like a race to see who can do that 0:00:25.079 --> 0:00:25.520 for right. 0:00:26.040 --> 0:00:29.400 That was that was a beautiful cacophony of sound. 0:00:29.640 --> 0:00:32.360 Ooh, good use of the that's a twenty five cent word, 0:00:32.800 --> 0:00:33.199 twenty five. 0:00:33.400 --> 0:00:35.000 I thought you were gonna say twenty five dollar word. 0:00:35.000 --> 0:00:37.559 I feel like with inflation. I feel like with inflation, 0:00:37.880 --> 0:00:39.880 we're out or to twenty five dollar words. 0:00:39.960 --> 0:00:43.519 Yeah, okay, oh, thank you. Back when I learned it, 0:00:43.520 --> 0:00:44.680 it was twenty five cents. 0:00:45.080 --> 0:00:49.479 No, God, Andrea, how are you. 0:00:50.000 --> 0:00:53.559 I'm good, I'm good. We're It's homecoming weekend. We're right 0:00:53.600 --> 0:00:56.639 in the thick of it. My daughter, Felicity has She's 0:00:56.720 --> 0:00:59.480 narrowed it down to three dresses, and I'm like, you 0:00:59.520 --> 0:01:01.560 only need one, but she does she wants options, and 0:01:01.600 --> 0:01:04.160 so she still hasn't picked one. I got refused to 0:01:04.200 --> 0:01:06.480 go to the mall anymore. I'm like, you have, you 0:01:06.520 --> 0:01:07.920 have plenty of great choices. 0:01:08.080 --> 0:01:09.920 I was, yeah, yeah. 0:01:09.720 --> 0:01:11.479 But I know, you know, it's just. 0:01:11.800 --> 0:01:15.000 There's there is. There are a few things that go 0:01:15.160 --> 0:01:19.000 worse than a mom and her teenage daughter going shopping 0:01:19.280 --> 0:01:22.600 for some sort of formal dress. I feel like that 0:01:22.880 --> 0:01:25.880 really rarely does it. Do you ever leave the mall 0:01:25.920 --> 0:01:28.360 and go? That was such a lovely time. Oh and 0:01:28.400 --> 0:01:29.399 I'm so glad we did that. 0:01:29.959 --> 0:01:32.120 Never I mean, and this is a different world, Like 0:01:32.160 --> 0:01:34.600 I sound so ancient, but like now they call it 0:01:34.640 --> 0:01:36.280 hoko not right right? 0:01:36.319 --> 0:01:37.400 Right right? 0:01:37.560 --> 0:01:39.600 And then like philis like can we get a limo? 0:01:39.840 --> 0:01:40.200 Can we do? 0:01:40.319 --> 0:01:42.160 And I'm like, why you don't need You're a sophomore 0:01:42.160 --> 0:01:42.600 and it's home. 0:01:42.760 --> 0:01:43.600 You don't need a limit. 0:01:43.680 --> 0:01:47.040 Oh see, ours is not quite all that fancy. 0:01:47.080 --> 0:01:48.920 I don't think it's that fancy. I think you saved 0:01:48.920 --> 0:01:52.280 the limo for prom, like junior or senior year. That's 0:01:52.280 --> 0:01:53.920 how we did. I didn't have a limo till my 0:01:53.960 --> 0:01:57.840 senior my senior prom. But now they I don't know. 0:01:57.840 --> 0:02:00.080 I didn't. I'm not ordering a limo. Okay, I'm gonna dry. 0:02:00.240 --> 0:02:02.920 I'm not right basically right at the end of the day, 0:02:03.120 --> 0:02:05.880 no one's getting a limo, right, I mean, we know 0:02:05.920 --> 0:02:08.720 what happens in limos. You know, Terry, you can get 0:02:08.720 --> 0:02:12.799 shot at let her go to Ed to Bevic's you know, right, yeah, 0:02:12.960 --> 0:02:15.360 Ed never know. Yeah, It's just that's it. 0:02:15.480 --> 0:02:20.000 Yeah, No restaurants, Jody Sweeten, you are a cautionary tale. 0:02:20.200 --> 0:02:25.440 Oh, well, I've been told that before. Yeah it was, uh, 0:02:25.600 --> 0:02:27.800 it's been it's been a little bit of a hectic week. 0:02:27.760 --> 0:02:31.560 But yeah, that's right. You're you're back in town briefly. 0:02:31.680 --> 0:02:34.520 Back in town. Yeah, back in town briefly, and and 0:02:35.280 --> 0:02:39.600 kids are being kids, and it's I just you know, 0:02:40.360 --> 0:02:46.200 I really wish that life was like a full house 0:02:46.280 --> 0:02:51.160 episode and that and that within twenty four minutes, the 0:02:51.240 --> 0:02:54.639 kids are like, you know, I was wrong and everything's better, 0:02:54.760 --> 0:02:57.280 and you're like laughing again and it's great, and then 0:02:57.720 --> 0:02:59.720 you go out on a song. I really wish it 0:02:59.760 --> 0:03:00.200 was like that. 0:03:00.280 --> 0:03:04.360 But that's why this show is so popular. I wish 0:03:04.400 --> 0:03:08.840 we lived in this world. We all wish because real 0:03:08.880 --> 0:03:11.639 life is nothing like that. Like I'm not I've been 0:03:11.639 --> 0:03:15.280 holding grudges for years, like they're not resolved in twenty four. 0:03:17.800 --> 0:03:19.919 Twenty four years later, you're like, yeah, I'm ready to 0:03:20.000 --> 0:03:22.560 let it go now exactly. 0:03:23.480 --> 0:03:25.120 You know, this one. 0:03:24.960 --> 0:03:26.800 Threw me off though, because we went a little It 0:03:26.840 --> 0:03:29.400 was like a weird time jump and we're gonna get. 0:03:29.320 --> 0:03:31.200 To that, but it's like time traveling happening. 0:03:31.440 --> 0:03:36.200 So I little did we know that Danny Tanner is 0:03:36.240 --> 0:03:42.200 also doctor who, So yeah, it's that's what it is. 0:03:42.240 --> 0:03:44.000 He's doctor the full House House. 0:03:44.720 --> 0:03:46.960 Now. I don't know much about Doctor Who. I only 0:03:47.000 --> 0:03:49.040 know this secondhand through my best friend Celia, who is 0:03:49.080 --> 0:03:52.240 a huge Doctor Who fan. Okay, but I believe the Tartis, 0:03:52.280 --> 0:03:54.920 which is the little phone box that they use, like 0:03:55.000 --> 0:03:57.040 the English looking phone box they go in and that's 0:03:57.080 --> 0:04:00.960 like how like like a time travel portal I'm gonna 0:04:00.960 --> 0:04:05.640 go with. The full House House is similar to a 0:04:05.800 --> 0:04:09.760 Tartis in that when you step through it, it's like 0:04:10.040 --> 0:04:10.640 or Narnia. 0:04:10.760 --> 0:04:11.880 Really, you step through. 0:04:11.760 --> 0:04:15.600 And it exists in a space in which it absolutely 0:04:15.600 --> 0:04:18.880 could not and it changed, changes shape, and it's huge 0:04:19.000 --> 0:04:22.520 and all of that. And I think that's I didn't 0:04:22.560 --> 0:04:24.320 know that there was such a like sort of sci 0:04:24.360 --> 0:04:27.520 fi fantasy of Full House crossover. But I feel like 0:04:28.760 --> 0:04:32.520 I need to see the Narnia, the line the Witch 0:04:33.200 --> 0:04:37.200 and the war right the line of the Witch, the wardrobe. 0:04:36.720 --> 0:04:41.360 And the house and yeah, exactly, I think you've hit 0:04:41.680 --> 0:04:44.440 the alcove. The alcove is actually the portal. That's the 0:04:44.480 --> 0:04:47.640 portal that's like, yeah, that's where you go and everything 0:04:47.720 --> 0:04:48.520 is is it. 0:04:48.520 --> 0:04:49.640 It's not real life. 0:04:49.760 --> 0:04:50.640 It's not real life. 0:04:50.680 --> 0:04:52.080 Now, it's like the Truman Show. 0:04:52.160 --> 0:04:56.680 But no, see how many references we can make. It's 0:04:56.760 --> 0:04:58.080 like this. No, it's more like this. 0:04:58.520 --> 0:05:00.839 No, it's just like full House. It's just it's just 0:05:00.839 --> 0:05:04.880 full house. Yep, yep. Well, let's get into this week's episode. 0:05:04.480 --> 0:05:05.800 To do it. Let's do it. 0:05:05.880 --> 0:05:08.080 That was We're way over excited. Why was I that excited? 0:05:08.200 --> 0:05:09.599 I was so who was that. 0:05:09.480 --> 0:05:12.000 Person that just came and inhabited my body for five as. 0:05:11.839 --> 0:05:12.880 You figured out the key? 0:05:13.040 --> 0:05:16.920 So that's what we love about. Take a deep breath, Sweeten, 0:05:16.960 --> 0:05:20.560 here we go. Today we are oh wait, welcome back 0:05:20.839 --> 0:05:25.080 to how Rude Tannerto's. If you're still listening. I'm Andrea 0:05:25.120 --> 0:05:29.240 Barber and I'm Jody Sweeten, and today we are discussing 0:05:29.320 --> 0:05:35.080 season one, episode twelve, entitled Our Very First Promo. It 0:05:35.120 --> 0:05:39.160 first aired on December seventeenth, nineteen eighty seven, and it 0:05:39.200 --> 0:05:42.440 goes a little something like this. Members of the Tanner 0:05:42.480 --> 0:05:45.200 family are thrilled when they are chosen to appear in 0:05:45.240 --> 0:05:49.240 a local promotion at Danny's TV station, but their enthusiasm 0:05:49.320 --> 0:05:53.080 subsides when they discover show business is not as glamorous 0:05:53.160 --> 0:05:54.159 as they had thought. 0:05:55.920 --> 0:05:59.640 It's really funny watching this episode and also the next one, 0:05:59.720 --> 0:06:03.560 like it's it's a very sort of meta like self 0:06:03.600 --> 0:06:07.960 referential thing talking about like the business. Oh right, you 0:06:07.960 --> 0:06:09.960 know what I mean? Like there's this yeah, this episode 0:06:09.960 --> 0:06:12.520 we're talking about like you know, how to look like 0:06:12.560 --> 0:06:17.120 the perfect TV family while we're looking like the perfect. 0:06:16.720 --> 0:06:20.400 TV very right, you're right, Yeah, I didn't think about that. 0:06:20.480 --> 0:06:23.240 But yeah, this is very it's very meta. 0:06:22.839 --> 0:06:24.320 And very confusing. 0:06:24.560 --> 0:06:26.960 And by meta, we don't but but also clarify to 0:06:27.000 --> 0:06:29.719 everyone under like thirty years old, we don't mean the 0:06:29.800 --> 0:06:33.440 Facebook app. No, we're not. We're not referring to that. 0:06:33.960 --> 0:06:34.800 They're like, what is. 0:06:34.880 --> 0:06:36.320 Why are they talking about Facebook? 0:06:36.320 --> 0:06:36.400 That? 0:06:36.440 --> 0:06:37.560 What didn't exist in the eighties. 0:06:37.839 --> 0:06:41.320 That's just this is how we roll. But yeah, big 0:06:41.360 --> 0:06:43.440 words today, guys, big words. They were lots of twenty 0:06:43.440 --> 0:06:45.880 five dollars words here today. Feel free to add in 0:06:45.920 --> 0:06:49.480 your own. Yeah, but yes, this episode is very meta. 0:06:49.760 --> 0:06:52.839 It was directed by Rich Correll love him so much. 0:06:53.640 --> 0:06:56.920 It was written by Jeff Franklin, Lenny Rips, and Arthur 0:06:57.080 --> 0:06:59.440 Silver and it was guest starring me. 0:07:00.080 --> 0:07:03.599 I know literally when the first scene came out and 0:07:03.640 --> 0:07:06.760 it was your face, I have to laugh. I'm not 0:07:06.839 --> 0:07:09.920 even kidding. I started clapping. Sitting here by myself in 0:07:09.960 --> 0:07:12.720 the office, I'm like and then I was like, oh 0:07:12.720 --> 0:07:16.320 my god, calm down, there's no one here. You're not 0:07:16.360 --> 0:07:17.120 in the audience. 0:07:19.240 --> 0:07:20.200 It is a jump scare. 0:07:20.280 --> 0:07:22.440 It is a jump scare when I start the episode, 0:07:22.560 --> 0:07:24.240 and I was like, right, oh my. 0:07:24.200 --> 0:07:26.440 Gosh, yeah, it was your big It was so relieved. 0:07:26.560 --> 0:07:28.880 I was starting to fear that maybe I had just 0:07:28.920 --> 0:07:31.080 imagined all of this, like all eight years, because at 0:07:31.080 --> 0:07:33.280 this point Jana Sweeten has gotten more airtime than me. 0:07:33.600 --> 0:07:36.320 So I'm happy to be back, happy to be opening 0:07:36.360 --> 0:07:36.760 the show. 0:07:37.240 --> 0:07:41.880 Yes, in your yellow, fabulous, oh oh fit, You're just 0:07:41.920 --> 0:07:44.480 a low ray of sunshine. 0:07:45.240 --> 0:07:47.320 I think I wrote that down, that exact sentence in 0:07:47.360 --> 0:07:49.040 my outs as well, But. 0:07:49.240 --> 0:07:51.360 I just wrote down that yellow outfit though. 0:07:53.760 --> 0:07:56.239 Oh yes, the Kimmy Gibler fashion has already begun. 0:07:56.320 --> 0:07:56.840 Oh yes. 0:07:57.880 --> 0:07:59.640 But I'm not the only guest star this week. 0:08:00.160 --> 0:08:04.240 It is also guest starring Bilita Moreno as Ronnie Gardner, 0:08:04.440 --> 0:08:06.920 the TV Lady. And she's been in a ton of 0:08:06.920 --> 0:08:12.120 things gross point blank, the George Lopez Show, DIARYVA, Wimpy Kid, 0:08:12.200 --> 0:08:14.960 Clear and Present, Danger, and Perfect Strangers. 0:08:15.040 --> 0:08:16.760 Wow. I remember her on Perfect strangers. 0:08:16.880 --> 0:08:18.000 You do I think so? 0:08:18.120 --> 0:08:20.880 Yeah, okay, or maybe I'm very good? Yeah? No, she 0:08:20.960 --> 0:08:23.280 was great, although I did when I was like Blita Moreno, 0:08:23.800 --> 0:08:28.920 Is that is that Rita Moreno's like younger sister? No relation? No, 0:08:29.160 --> 0:08:32.520 we would Alita and Rita would be awesome. 0:08:32.840 --> 0:08:39.240 If I if I have twins. Sorry this poor woman. 0:08:39.280 --> 0:08:41.640 We're sorry, Bllita, we apologize now. 0:08:42.400 --> 0:08:44.480 Applebaum, No, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 0:08:46.120 --> 0:08:47.960 Uh. And the last guest star for this week is 0:08:48.040 --> 0:08:50.280 Courtney and Jang as Amanda. 0:08:50.840 --> 0:08:51.920 And I don't think she has any. 0:08:51.760 --> 0:08:53.800 Of the credits because she's she was very young when 0:08:53.840 --> 0:08:56.000 she appeared on this show. Uh. 0:08:56.120 --> 0:08:58.560 So we open in the garage? 0:08:59.080 --> 0:09:01.040 What? Why? Why are we back in the garage? 0:09:01.200 --> 0:09:03.280 I yelled that out loud. I was like what. 0:09:03.679 --> 0:09:06.440 Wait what I had to like Rewind, I'm like, wait, 0:09:06.720 --> 0:09:08.839 am I on? Am I on the wrong episode? 0:09:09.160 --> 0:09:12.520 I thought I lost it. Now I have a question though, 0:09:12.800 --> 0:09:19.120 is this was this how it was released? Uh? You 0:09:19.160 --> 0:09:24.280 know we have their dates or did they did? Or well? 0:09:24.320 --> 0:09:26.960 The air dates are in consecutive order, right, so they 0:09:26.960 --> 0:09:28.360 don't want the recording dates. 0:09:29.000 --> 0:09:31.040 That's what I'm saying. I've recording dates we don't know 0:09:31.480 --> 0:09:35.439 And you know what else what now that I think 0:09:35.480 --> 0:09:40.280 about it, So this was episode twelve right right, And 0:09:40.360 --> 0:09:44.800 didn't we do thirteen episodes at first? Or we did 0:09:45.080 --> 0:09:47.600 ten and then got picked up for another thirteen or something. 0:09:47.679 --> 0:09:51.320 So I wonder if this was in the like we'd 0:09:51.360 --> 0:09:56.920 already shot some things and maybe this was in the 0:09:56.920 --> 0:09:59.000 weird transition when we got picked up, but we had 0:09:59.040 --> 0:10:01.640 to air something that we'd already shot. But then we 0:10:01.679 --> 0:10:05.079 went and we'd already transformed Joey's room, you know what 0:10:05.120 --> 0:10:06.200 I mean. I don't know. 0:10:07.559 --> 0:10:10.600 It's like I don't I don't have an answer for this. 0:10:10.640 --> 0:10:12.520 I can only guess, but you know. 0:10:12.520 --> 0:10:14.040 Part of to make uneducated guesses. 0:10:14.120 --> 0:10:15.760 Part of the storyline is that Joey has to move 0:10:15.800 --> 0:10:16.720 out of the alcove. 0:10:17.200 --> 0:10:20.040 Well, that's the thing is this feels like an episode 0:10:20.040 --> 0:10:21.040 that comes. 0:10:21.000 --> 0:10:23.480 Before, before, before, like. 0:10:23.440 --> 0:10:28.760 The Joey thing, and that it that it kind of 0:10:28.800 --> 0:10:32.160 starts setting up what happens in the next episode where 0:10:32.280 --> 0:10:34.920 Joey's like often, you know what I mean, Like it's 0:10:34.920 --> 0:10:36.800 a little bit more of the like, yeah, we don't 0:10:36.800 --> 0:10:37.240 need you. 0:10:37.880 --> 0:10:40.679 Right, So I think I think they just aired them 0:10:40.720 --> 0:10:42.560 out of order, or they aired this one. 0:10:42.920 --> 0:10:44.720 They aired them in a different order than you. 0:10:44.640 --> 0:10:47.560 Guys recorded them, Yeah, which is not uncommon, It's not 0:10:47.640 --> 0:10:48.080 unheard of. 0:10:48.400 --> 0:10:50.840 No, but I think I think because of that, I 0:10:50.880 --> 0:10:53.160 think that was one of those like big continuity, like, 0:10:53.280 --> 0:10:56.120 oh oh. 0:10:55.280 --> 0:10:58.119 This is a big one, this is a big continent, because. 0:10:57.840 --> 0:11:01.120 It literally doesn't it wasn't the last episode Joey's or 0:11:01.160 --> 0:11:02.240 now two episodes ago? 0:11:02.280 --> 0:11:04.480 Two episodes ago? Yeah, I think it was two episodes ago. 0:11:04.559 --> 0:11:09.319 Yeah, so recent. It's very recent and jarring anyway, very 0:11:09.360 --> 0:11:09.640 it was. 0:11:09.760 --> 0:11:13.480 Very garring, like it took me out of Who's high? 0:11:14.040 --> 0:11:14.880 Yeah, it was. 0:11:14.960 --> 0:11:17.560 Yeah, between that and then suddenly I appear. I was 0:11:17.600 --> 0:11:18.360 just like, what has happened? 0:11:19.440 --> 0:11:21.800 We have gone? Yeah, we have gone? Yeah. I thought 0:11:21.800 --> 0:11:23.200 maybe we were in the Gibbler's basement. 0:11:25.679 --> 0:11:29.760 You never know. So DJ and Kimmy walked downstairs, and 0:11:29.840 --> 0:11:33.320 DJ asks if Kimmy wants to stay for dinner? Kimmy, 0:11:33.480 --> 0:11:36.480 who is placing her trapper keeper in the basket of 0:11:36.480 --> 0:11:37.320 her bicycle? 0:11:37.559 --> 0:11:41.000 Yes? Or the wind? 0:11:42.840 --> 0:11:44.640 I already have so many questions about this. Why do 0:11:44.679 --> 0:11:47.040 I need a bike? I live next door? Can't I 0:11:47.120 --> 0:11:50.040 just walk? And I isn't isn't the fence like in 0:11:50.080 --> 0:11:51.800 the backyard? I have no idea why we're in the 0:11:51.840 --> 0:11:54.400 garage or why I need a bike, Like it's it's 0:11:54.400 --> 0:11:57.720 what four feet away, I'm also four feet tall, Like, 0:11:57.760 --> 0:11:58.120 I don't know. 0:11:58.200 --> 0:11:59.480 Yeah, maybe it was I don't know. 0:11:59.520 --> 0:12:02.200 Maybe it was that maybe you were going somewhere else 0:12:03.240 --> 0:12:04.520 to find another family, trying to. 0:12:04.480 --> 0:12:07.040 Find another family to leach off of. Maybe you were going, 0:12:07.559 --> 0:12:09.679 I don't know, somewhere that had a better dinner coming. 0:12:09.880 --> 0:12:11.559 I don't know. I don't know what. 0:12:11.640 --> 0:12:12.560 Kimmy Gibler's up to. 0:12:12.800 --> 0:12:15.200 I don't know, but I know that she is dressed 0:12:15.200 --> 0:12:15.760 in all yellow. 0:12:16.320 --> 0:12:19.520 Oh, I am a vision. I am a vision in yellow. 0:12:19.600 --> 0:12:21.840 Not a nice vision, but I am a vision of 0:12:22.160 --> 0:12:24.119 head to toe in yellow. 0:12:23.920 --> 0:12:27.200 With including yellow pants. And it was the it was 0:12:27.320 --> 0:12:30.120 like a like almost a hand knit sweater. 0:12:30.200 --> 0:12:33.520 It looked like, Yeah, it did look very ugly and 0:12:33.679 --> 0:12:37.200 hand knit. And that hue of yellow combined with whatever 0:12:37.240 --> 0:12:39.560 color my hair was that week. Yeah, you know they 0:12:39.559 --> 0:12:42.960 had to dye a yellow color. Well it was it 0:12:43.000 --> 0:12:45.680 was more reddish, Okay. In the first episode I was in, 0:12:46.160 --> 0:12:48.440 it was darker. Back in the back to School episode, 0:12:48.600 --> 0:12:50.920 they died at darker, but this episode, it looks like 0:12:50.960 --> 0:12:52.400 they died at redder. 0:12:52.880 --> 0:12:55.040 So I don't know what they're still figuring out. 0:12:55.080 --> 0:12:58.440 Kimmy, what conversations were like, yeah, yeah, is she going 0:12:58.480 --> 0:13:00.000 to be a redhead? Is she going to be a brunette? 0:13:00.040 --> 0:13:02.760 We don't know, as long as she's not a blonde tanner. 0:13:02.240 --> 0:13:04.520 Right, I think we were trying to differentiate you from 0:13:04.559 --> 0:13:07.959 the three blonde tanners, right right. 0:13:07.840 --> 0:13:09.839 So I don't know. I'm curious to see when I 0:13:09.880 --> 0:13:11.120 appear again, of what color my hair. 0:13:11.679 --> 0:13:13.520 Maybe you were going to get your hair done, maybe 0:13:13.559 --> 0:13:15.040 you were going to get your hair dyed, and you 0:13:15.040 --> 0:13:17.120 were like, let me take my trapper keeper and my 0:13:17.760 --> 0:13:19.280 bicycle with me to the hair salon. 0:13:19.559 --> 0:13:21.400 Kimmy Giveler is so resourceful. 0:13:21.760 --> 0:13:22.400 She really is. 0:13:22.640 --> 0:13:26.280 She really is. Okay, so Kimmy says, maybe I'll stay 0:13:26.320 --> 0:13:26.800 for dinner. 0:13:27.480 --> 0:13:28.600 She said, but what are you having? 0:13:28.679 --> 0:13:31.520 And DJ responds that Joey is cooking something in an 0:13:31.559 --> 0:13:35.439 earth tone, which that's all my kids eat, are things, 0:13:35.440 --> 0:13:38.679 and like, well bland, earth tones, beige. 0:13:38.920 --> 0:13:40.040 Bige, very beige. 0:13:40.360 --> 0:13:43.559 Yeah, but hey, at least he's cooking, so you, Kimmy, 0:13:43.559 --> 0:13:46.080 should be a little more grateful. So Kimmy says, pass, 0:13:46.280 --> 0:13:49.160 but if my dog Sinbad is hungry, I'll send him over. 0:13:49.640 --> 0:13:52.080 I think this is the one and only reference to Sinbad. 0:13:52.679 --> 0:13:56.560 Well he was. It didn't end well for Sinbad with 0:13:56.640 --> 0:13:59.000 the Ostrich. I'm just saying, I don't know if you've 0:13:59.000 --> 0:14:02.040 ever seen an ostrich, a full sized ostriche and a 0:14:02.080 --> 0:14:04.360 dog interact. It's not great. 0:14:04.960 --> 0:14:06.520 So no, the Ostrich won. 0:14:07.840 --> 0:14:11.560 Yeah's a dinosaur, of course, is gonna win for Sinbad 0:14:11.640 --> 0:14:12.440 never had a chance. 0:14:13.960 --> 0:14:17.040 I'm so curious what type of dog Sindbad was. But anyways, 0:14:17.200 --> 0:14:19.480 Stephanie appears on the stairs and says, don't do that. 0:14:19.640 --> 0:14:25.080 I love Sinbad. Hey, Sinbad is very popular in the 0:14:25.120 --> 0:14:28.720 Tanner hoouse. Apparently, yeah. Uh so. DJ is annoyed that 0:14:28.720 --> 0:14:31.920 Stephanie keeps following them around. Why do you keep following us, 0:14:31.960 --> 0:14:36.440 she asks. Stephanie responds, because you keep leaving me. DJ 0:14:36.560 --> 0:14:39.160 promises that she will have a sisterly chat with Stephanie 0:14:39.160 --> 0:14:42.560 just as soon as Kimmy leaves. As Stephanie starts to exit, 0:14:42.600 --> 0:14:47.520 we hear a noise that resembles an animal wailing. Stephanie 0:14:47.600 --> 0:14:50.000 runs back into the room, claiming that she heard a monster. 0:14:50.600 --> 0:14:51.680 DJ tells her there's. 0:14:51.520 --> 0:14:55.040 Nothing to worry about, and Kimmy responds although you do 0:14:55.160 --> 0:14:57.560 look like that kid in Poltergeist who got sucked up 0:14:57.600 --> 0:15:02.000 in the TV and said they're back. The way you 0:15:02.120 --> 0:15:05.400 delivered that line, by the way, was it was like 0:15:05.760 --> 0:15:08.640 so terrifying noxious next door neighbor. 0:15:08.760 --> 0:15:11.400 It was great. You were like, and then you're gonna 0:15:11.440 --> 0:15:12.880 it was like the kids, that's like, and then you're 0:15:12.880 --> 0:15:16.200 gonna get chopped a pieces. And then it was so hilarious. 0:15:16.360 --> 0:15:18.720 Oh and I was just like, I was just selling it. 0:15:18.760 --> 0:15:22.920 I was I terrified myself. Fun fact, I auditioned for Poultergeist. 0:15:22.960 --> 0:15:26.240 That's how am. I auditioned for the little girl in 0:15:26.280 --> 0:15:28.840 Poltergeist back in nineteen eighty two. I was six years old. 0:15:28.960 --> 0:15:31.840 Oh my gosh, and my older brother justin auditioned for 0:15:31.920 --> 0:15:34.640 the role of the boy. The older brother whoa And 0:15:34.680 --> 0:15:37.200 when he went into the audition room, he screamed so 0:15:37.440 --> 0:15:40.480 loud that everyone in the waiting room stopped, including like 0:15:40.520 --> 0:15:42.840 the secretaries. They were like, everybody like put down their 0:15:43.560 --> 0:15:45.440 their mouth, their computers or whatever, and they were just like, 0:15:45.480 --> 0:15:48.280 what the heck is going on? And Justin comes popping 0:15:48.320 --> 0:15:49.560 out of the room. He's just like, how did I do? 0:15:49.560 --> 0:15:52.640 The mom? He had terrified everywhere. I mean that's the 0:15:52.640 --> 0:15:53.640 way I of a horror movie. 0:15:53.640 --> 0:15:57.720 Though I can't believe he or I weren't cast immediately 0:15:57.840 --> 0:15:58.240 after that. 0:15:58.520 --> 0:16:00.680 I didn't. First of all, I didn't know that justin 0:16:00.720 --> 0:16:03.400 ever auditioned for stuff amazing. 0:16:03.480 --> 0:16:06.760 My brothers were child actors for like at least a month. 0:16:07.120 --> 0:16:09.000 Like they they tried it out. They tried it, and 0:16:09.040 --> 0:16:11.280 they were like, nope, I forget about it. 0:16:11.360 --> 0:16:13.240 Yeah, oh my god, I didn't know that. Well. I mean, 0:16:14.200 --> 0:16:16.760 lucky for you, because didn't everyone that worked on that 0:16:16.800 --> 0:16:19.320 movie like wind up dying in some weird, tragic sort 0:16:19.320 --> 0:16:19.640 of way. 0:16:19.720 --> 0:16:21.680 So I think that movie was cursed in more than 0:16:21.840 --> 0:16:22.240 one way. 0:16:22.600 --> 0:16:25.840 See, you went from cursed movie to you know, the 0:16:25.880 --> 0:16:28.840 power of full House, which is as made us never 0:16:28.920 --> 0:16:32.200 age and uh and still be here seven hundred years later. 0:16:32.680 --> 0:16:35.920 This explains a lot about my background. My therapist will 0:16:35.920 --> 0:16:37.440 have a field day with this information. 0:16:38.720 --> 0:16:46.120 Caroline, Caroline, sorry, so yes, I love this. 0:16:46.200 --> 0:16:48.520 I love this bit not just because of my terrifying delivery, 0:16:48.520 --> 0:16:51.800 but because this is like our first Kimmy Stephanie interaction, 0:16:51.960 --> 0:16:55.080 like the teasing of each other, throwing some shade at 0:16:55.080 --> 0:16:56.840 each other. It's the beginning of our frenemy. 0:16:57.000 --> 0:16:59.040 Shit it's it's the origin of the frenemy. 0:16:59.400 --> 0:17:01.040 This is our story right there. 0:17:01.120 --> 0:17:04.000 Yep, yep, a lot of origin stories here in the beginning. 0:17:04.200 --> 0:17:06.680 Oh yeah. So he cut to the kitchen where Joey 0:17:06.720 --> 0:17:09.280 is cooking dinner and he's pretending to be a hibachi 0:17:09.400 --> 0:17:11.520 chef for Michelle, who's watching and laughing. 0:17:12.240 --> 0:17:13.680 Joey does the voices. 0:17:13.440 --> 0:17:16.520 And pretends that the pepper mills or hibachi knives, and 0:17:16.640 --> 0:17:20.359 Jesse enters the kitchen in his exterminator jumpsuit and exchanges 0:17:20.400 --> 0:17:25.960 some out of that terrible joke that I'm like, yeah, 0:17:26.040 --> 0:17:31.200 let's just let's move on. Yeah. So they exchanged some pleasantries, 0:17:31.320 --> 0:17:34.680 and Joey mentions that someone named Brianna called for Jesse 0:17:35.400 --> 0:17:38.399 another a name, Brionna. 0:17:38.960 --> 0:17:44.280 I'm telling her I want to live into it feels 0:17:44.400 --> 0:17:48.639 like that, like the psychology of whoever is picking the names. 0:17:48.640 --> 0:17:50.399 I want to I want to know, like what is 0:17:50.440 --> 0:17:53.600 it about like girls with the n an a or 0:17:53.640 --> 0:17:55.000 like an a at the end of the name. Is 0:17:55.000 --> 0:17:59.399 it that they're diminutive? Is it that they're like, I 0:17:59.760 --> 0:18:03.399 don't know, it's a I'd love to deep dive into that, 0:18:03.440 --> 0:18:04.320 but not right now, but. 0:18:04.440 --> 0:18:06.879 I would too. We're gonna have to ask Jeff Franklin sometime, 0:18:07.440 --> 0:18:08.000 or maybe it's. 0:18:07.960 --> 0:18:09.840 Jeff, what were you thinking when you named these women? 0:18:10.000 --> 0:18:13.159 I don't well, I mean maybe it's like the Spanish language, 0:18:13.200 --> 0:18:15.439 how like the feminine forms of words end with A. 0:18:15.640 --> 0:18:18.840 That's what I'm saying with A like men sort of 0:18:18.840 --> 0:18:19.239 go like there. 0:18:19.520 --> 0:18:22.000 So maybe the men who are writing this show is like, well, 0:18:22.160 --> 0:18:23.199 slap an a on the end. 0:18:25.080 --> 0:18:28.639 Yeah, that's also very eighties. That sounds that I write. 0:18:28.920 --> 0:18:32.320 So Jesse explains that he terminated some of Brianna's termites, 0:18:32.400 --> 0:18:35.560 and Brionna wanted to thank him, so they came up 0:18:35.600 --> 0:18:36.960 with some ideas. 0:18:37.440 --> 0:18:44.480 I'm pretty sure that you can't uh pay for exterminators 0:18:44.600 --> 0:18:50.520 with relations with relations with the Yeah, I feel like that's. 0:18:50.440 --> 0:18:51.520 That's not an even trade. 0:18:51.560 --> 0:18:51.880 I don't. 0:18:51.960 --> 0:18:54.159 I don't know, well, well, depends on how bad the 0:18:54.160 --> 0:18:56.719 invastation is, you know what I mean. Really, look if 0:18:56.720 --> 0:18:58.679 maybe she her termites were terrible and she's like, I 0:18:58.680 --> 0:19:03.359 will do any thing right, and you know, I mean, hey, 0:19:03.480 --> 0:19:05.400 just a guy with a giant cockroach on his back, 0:19:05.440 --> 0:19:08.119 that's you know, that is to me, I'm like, oh god, 0:19:08.240 --> 0:19:11.440