Speaker 1: Do it, look at us doing it at the same time.
Speaker 2: It's like a race to see who can do that
Speaker 2: for right.
Speaker 1: That was that was a beautiful cacophony of sound.
Speaker 3: Ooh, good use of the that's a twenty five cent word,
Speaker 3: twenty five.
Speaker 1: I thought you were gonna say twenty five dollar word.
Speaker 1: I feel like with inflation. I feel like with inflation,
Speaker 1: we're out or to twenty five dollar words.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, oh, thank you. Back when I learned it,
Speaker 3: it was twenty five cents.
Speaker 1: No, God, Andrea, how are you.
Speaker 3: I'm good, I'm good. We're It's homecoming weekend. We're right
Speaker 3: in the thick of it. My daughter, Felicity has She's
Speaker 3: narrowed it down to three dresses, and I'm like, you
Speaker 3: only need one, but she does she wants options, and
Speaker 3: so she still hasn't picked one. I got refused to
Speaker 3: go to the mall anymore. I'm like, you have, you
Speaker 3: have plenty of great choices.
Speaker 1: I was, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: But I know, you know, it's just.
Speaker 1: There's there is. There are a few things that go
Speaker 1: worse than a mom and her teenage daughter going shopping
Speaker 1: for some sort of formal dress. I feel like that
Speaker 1: really rarely does it. Do you ever leave the mall
Speaker 1: and go? That was such a lovely time. Oh and
Speaker 1: I'm so glad we did that.
Speaker 3: Never I mean, and this is a different world, Like
Speaker 3: I sound so ancient, but like now they call it
Speaker 3: hoko not right right?
Speaker 1: Right right?
Speaker 3: And then like philis like can we get a limo?
Speaker 3: Can we do?
Speaker 2: And I'm like, why you don't need You're a sophomore
Speaker 2: and it's home.
Speaker 3: You don't need a limit.
Speaker 1: Oh see, ours is not quite all that fancy.
Speaker 3: I don't think it's that fancy. I think you saved
Speaker 3: the limo for prom, like junior or senior year. That's
Speaker 3: how we did. I didn't have a limo till my
Speaker 3: senior my senior prom. But now they I don't know.
Speaker 3: I didn't. I'm not ordering a limo. Okay, I'm gonna dry.
Speaker 1: I'm not right basically right at the end of the day,
Speaker 1: no one's getting a limo, right, I mean, we know
Speaker 1: what happens in limos. You know, Terry, you can get
Speaker 1: shot at let her go to Ed to Bevic's you know, right, yeah,
Speaker 1: Ed never know. Yeah, It's just that's it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, No restaurants, Jody Sweeten, you are a cautionary tale.
Speaker 1: Oh, well, I've been told that before. Yeah it was, uh,
Speaker 1: it's been it's been a little bit of a hectic week.
Speaker 2: But yeah, that's right. You're you're back in town briefly.
Speaker 1: Back in town. Yeah, back in town briefly, and and
Speaker 1: kids are being kids, and it's I just you know,
Speaker 1: I really wish that life was like a full house
Speaker 1: episode and that and that within twenty four minutes, the
Speaker 1: kids are like, you know, I was wrong and everything's better,
Speaker 1: and you're like laughing again and it's great, and then
Speaker 1: you go out on a song. I really wish it
Speaker 1: was like that.
Speaker 3: But that's why this show is so popular. I wish
Speaker 3: we lived in this world. We all wish because real
Speaker 3: life is nothing like that. Like I'm not I've been
Speaker 3: holding grudges for years, like they're not resolved in twenty four.
Speaker 1: Twenty four years later, you're like, yeah, I'm ready to
Speaker 1: let it go now exactly.
Speaker 3: You know, this one.
Speaker 1: Threw me off though, because we went a little It
Speaker 1: was like a weird time jump and we're gonna get.
Speaker 2: To that, but it's like time traveling happening.
Speaker 1: So I little did we know that Danny Tanner is
Speaker 1: also doctor who, So yeah, it's that's what it is.
Speaker 3: He's doctor the full House House.
Speaker 1: Now. I don't know much about Doctor Who. I only
Speaker 1: know this secondhand through my best friend Celia, who is
Speaker 1: a huge Doctor Who fan. Okay, but I believe the Tartis,
Speaker 1: which is the little phone box that they use, like
Speaker 1: the English looking phone box they go in and that's
Speaker 1: like how like like a time travel portal I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go with. The full House House is similar to a
Speaker 1: Tartis in that when you step through it, it's like
Speaker 1: or Narnia.
Speaker 3: Really, you step through.
Speaker 1: And it exists in a space in which it absolutely
Speaker 1: could not and it changed, changes shape, and it's huge
Speaker 1: and all of that. And I think that's I didn't
Speaker 1: know that there was such a like sort of sci
Speaker 1: fi fantasy of Full House crossover. But I feel like
Speaker 1: I need to see the Narnia, the line the Witch
Speaker 1: and the war right the line of the Witch, the wardrobe.
Speaker 3: And the house and yeah, exactly, I think you've hit
Speaker 3: the alcove. The alcove is actually the portal. That's the
Speaker 3: portal that's like, yeah, that's where you go and everything
Speaker 3: is is it.
Speaker 2: It's not real life.
Speaker 1: It's not real life.
Speaker 3: Now, it's like the Truman Show.
Speaker 1: But no, see how many references we can make. It's
Speaker 1: like this. No, it's more like this.
Speaker 3: No, it's just like full House. It's just it's just
Speaker 3: full house. Yep, yep. Well, let's get into this week's episode.
Speaker 1: To do it. Let's do it.
Speaker 3: That was We're way over excited. Why was I that excited?
Speaker 1: I was so who was that.
Speaker 3: Person that just came and inhabited my body for five as.
Speaker 1: You figured out the key?
Speaker 3: So that's what we love about. Take a deep breath, Sweeten,
Speaker 3: here we go. Today we are oh wait, welcome back
Speaker 3: to how Rude Tannerto's. If you're still listening. I'm Andrea
Speaker 3: Barber and I'm Jody Sweeten, and today we are discussing
Speaker 3: season one, episode twelve, entitled Our Very First Promo. It
Speaker 3: first aired on December seventeenth, nineteen eighty seven, and it
Speaker 3: goes a little something like this. Members of the Tanner
Speaker 3: family are thrilled when they are chosen to appear in
Speaker 3: a local promotion at Danny's TV station, but their enthusiasm
Speaker 3: subsides when they discover show business is not as glamorous
Speaker 3: as they had thought.
Speaker 1: It's really funny watching this episode and also the next one,
Speaker 1: like it's it's a very sort of meta like self
Speaker 1: referential thing talking about like the business. Oh right, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Like there's this yeah, this episode
Speaker 1: we're talking about like you know, how to look like
Speaker 1: the perfect TV family while we're looking like the perfect.
Speaker 3: TV very right, you're right, Yeah, I didn't think about that.
Speaker 3: But yeah, this is very it's very meta.
Speaker 2: And very confusing.
Speaker 1: And by meta, we don't but but also clarify to
Speaker 1: everyone under like thirty years old, we don't mean the
Speaker 1: Facebook app. No, we're not. We're not referring to that.
Speaker 3: They're like, what is.
Speaker 1: Why are they talking about Facebook?
Speaker 3: That?
Speaker 1: What didn't exist in the eighties.
Speaker 3: That's just this is how we roll. But yeah, big
Speaker 3: words today, guys, big words. They were lots of twenty
Speaker 3: five dollars words here today. Feel free to add in
Speaker 3: your own. Yeah, but yes, this episode is very meta.
Speaker 3: It was directed by Rich Correll love him so much.
Speaker 3: It was written by Jeff Franklin, Lenny Rips, and Arthur
Speaker 3: Silver and it was guest starring me.
Speaker 1: I know literally when the first scene came out and
Speaker 1: it was your face, I have to laugh. I'm not
Speaker 1: even kidding. I started clapping. Sitting here by myself in
Speaker 1: the office, I'm like and then I was like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, calm down, there's no one here. You're not
Speaker 1: in the audience.
Speaker 2: It is a jump scare.
Speaker 3: It is a jump scare when I start the episode,
Speaker 3: and I was like, right, oh my.
Speaker 1: Gosh, yeah, it was your big It was so relieved.
Speaker 3: I was starting to fear that maybe I had just
Speaker 3: imagined all of this, like all eight years, because at
Speaker 3: this point Jana Sweeten has gotten more airtime than me.
Speaker 3: So I'm happy to be back, happy to be opening
Speaker 3: the show.
Speaker 1: Yes, in your yellow, fabulous, oh oh fit, You're just
Speaker 1: a low ray of sunshine.
Speaker 3: I think I wrote that down, that exact sentence in
Speaker 3: my outs as well, But.
Speaker 1: I just wrote down that yellow outfit though.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, the Kimmy Gibler fashion has already begun.
Speaker 1: Oh yes.
Speaker 2: But I'm not the only guest star this week.
Speaker 3: It is also guest starring Bilita Moreno as Ronnie Gardner,
Speaker 3: the TV Lady. And she's been in a ton of
Speaker 3: things gross point blank, the George Lopez Show, DIARYVA, Wimpy Kid,
Speaker 3: Clear and Present, Danger, and Perfect Strangers.
Speaker 1: Wow. I remember her on Perfect strangers.
Speaker 3: You do I think so?
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, or maybe I'm very good? Yeah? No, she
Speaker 1: was great, although I did when I was like Blita Moreno,
Speaker 1: Is that is that Rita Moreno's like younger sister? No relation? No,
Speaker 1: we would Alita and Rita would be awesome.
Speaker 3: If I if I have twins. Sorry this poor woman.
Speaker 3: We're sorry, Bllita, we apologize now.
Speaker 1: Applebaum, No, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: Uh. And the last guest star for this week is
Speaker 3: Courtney and Jang as Amanda.
Speaker 2: And I don't think she has any.
Speaker 3: Of the credits because she's she was very young when
Speaker 3: she appeared on this show. Uh.
Speaker 2: So we open in the garage?
Speaker 3: What? Why? Why are we back in the garage?
Speaker 1: I yelled that out loud. I was like what.
Speaker 3: Wait what I had to like Rewind, I'm like, wait,
Speaker 3: am I on? Am I on the wrong episode?
Speaker 1: I thought I lost it. Now I have a question though,
Speaker 1: is this was this how it was released? Uh? You
Speaker 1: know we have their dates or did they did? Or well?
Speaker 3: The air dates are in consecutive order, right, so they
Speaker 3: don't want the recording dates.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. I've recording dates we don't know
Speaker 1: And you know what else what now that I think
Speaker 1: about it, So this was episode twelve right right, And
Speaker 1: didn't we do thirteen episodes at first? Or we did
Speaker 1: ten and then got picked up for another thirteen or something.
Speaker 1: So I wonder if this was in the like we'd
Speaker 1: already shot some things and maybe this was in the
Speaker 1: weird transition when we got picked up, but we had
Speaker 1: to air something that we'd already shot. But then we
Speaker 1: went and we'd already transformed Joey's room, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. I don't know.
Speaker 3: It's like I don't I don't have an answer for this.
Speaker 3: I can only guess, but you know.
Speaker 1: Part of to make uneducated guesses.
Speaker 3: Part of the storyline is that Joey has to move
Speaker 3: out of the alcove.
Speaker 1: Well, that's the thing is this feels like an episode
Speaker 1: that comes.
Speaker 2: Before, before, before, like.
Speaker 1: The Joey thing, and that it that it kind of
Speaker 1: starts setting up what happens in the next episode where
Speaker 1: Joey's like often, you know what I mean, Like it's
Speaker 1: a little bit more of the like, yeah, we don't
Speaker 1: need you.
Speaker 3: Right, So I think I think they just aired them
Speaker 3: out of order, or they aired this one.
Speaker 2: They aired them in a different order than you.
Speaker 3: Guys recorded them, Yeah, which is not uncommon, It's not
Speaker 3: unheard of.
Speaker 1: No, but I think I think because of that, I
Speaker 1: think that was one of those like big continuity, like,
Speaker 1: oh oh.
Speaker 3: This is a big one, this is a big continent, because.
Speaker 1: It literally doesn't it wasn't the last episode Joey's or
Speaker 1: now two episodes ago?
Speaker 3: Two episodes ago? Yeah, I think it was two episodes ago.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so recent. It's very recent and jarring anyway, very
Speaker 1: it was.
Speaker 2: Very garring, like it took me out of Who's high?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was.
Speaker 3: Yeah, between that and then suddenly I appear. I was
Speaker 3: just like, what has happened?
Speaker 1: We have gone? Yeah, we have gone? Yeah. I thought
Speaker 1: maybe we were in the Gibbler's basement.
Speaker 3: You never know. So DJ and Kimmy walked downstairs, and
Speaker 3: DJ asks if Kimmy wants to stay for dinner? Kimmy,
Speaker 3: who is placing her trapper keeper in the basket of
Speaker 3: her bicycle?
Speaker 1: Yes? Or the wind?
Speaker 3: I already have so many questions about this. Why do
Speaker 3: I need a bike? I live next door? Can't I
Speaker 3: just walk? And I isn't isn't the fence like in
Speaker 3: the backyard? I have no idea why we're in the
Speaker 3: garage or why I need a bike, Like it's it's
Speaker 3: what four feet away, I'm also four feet tall, Like,
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe it was I don't know.
Speaker 3: Maybe it was that maybe you were going somewhere else
Speaker 3: to find another family, trying to.
Speaker 1: Find another family to leach off of. Maybe you were going,
Speaker 1: I don't know, somewhere that had a better dinner coming.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know what.
Speaker 3: Kimmy Gibler's up to.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I know that she is dressed
Speaker 1: in all yellow.
Speaker 3: Oh, I am a vision. I am a vision in yellow.
Speaker 3: Not a nice vision, but I am a vision of
Speaker 3: head to toe in yellow.
Speaker 1: With including yellow pants. And it was the it was
Speaker 1: like a like almost a hand knit sweater.
Speaker 3: It looked like, Yeah, it did look very ugly and
Speaker 3: hand knit. And that hue of yellow combined with whatever
Speaker 3: color my hair was that week. Yeah, you know they
Speaker 3: had to dye a yellow color. Well it was it
Speaker 3: was more reddish, Okay. In the first episode I was in,
Speaker 3: it was darker. Back in the back to School episode,
Speaker 3: they died at darker, but this episode, it looks like
Speaker 3: they died at redder.
Speaker 1: So I don't know what they're still figuring out.
Speaker 3: Kimmy, what conversations were like, yeah, yeah, is she going
Speaker 3: to be a redhead? Is she going to be a brunette?
Speaker 3: We don't know, as long as she's not a blonde tanner.
Speaker 1: Right, I think we were trying to differentiate you from
Speaker 1: the three blonde tanners, right right.
Speaker 3: So I don't know. I'm curious to see when I
Speaker 3: appear again, of what color my hair.
Speaker 1: Maybe you were going to get your hair done, maybe
Speaker 1: you were going to get your hair dyed, and you
Speaker 1: were like, let me take my trapper keeper and my
Speaker 1: bicycle with me to the hair salon.
Speaker 3: Kimmy Giveler is so resourceful.
Speaker 1: She really is.
Speaker 3: She really is. Okay, so Kimmy says, maybe I'll stay
Speaker 3: for dinner.
Speaker 2: She said, but what are you having?
Speaker 3: And DJ responds that Joey is cooking something in an
Speaker 3: earth tone, which that's all my kids eat, are things,
Speaker 3: and like, well bland, earth tones, beige.
Speaker 1: Bige, very beige.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but hey, at least he's cooking, so you, Kimmy,
Speaker 3: should be a little more grateful. So Kimmy says, pass,
Speaker 3: but if my dog Sinbad is hungry, I'll send him over.
Speaker 3: I think this is the one and only reference to Sinbad.
Speaker 1: Well he was. It didn't end well for Sinbad with
Speaker 1: the Ostrich. I'm just saying, I don't know if you've
Speaker 1: ever seen an ostrich, a full sized ostriche and a
Speaker 1: dog interact. It's not great.
Speaker 2: So no, the Ostrich won.
Speaker 1: Yeah's a dinosaur, of course, is gonna win for Sinbad
Speaker 1: never had a chance.
Speaker 3: I'm so curious what type of dog Sindbad was. But anyways,
Speaker 3: Stephanie appears on the stairs and says, don't do that.
Speaker 3: I love Sinbad. Hey, Sinbad is very popular in the
Speaker 3: Tanner hoouse. Apparently, yeah. Uh so. DJ is annoyed that
Speaker 3: Stephanie keeps following them around. Why do you keep following us,
Speaker 3: she asks. Stephanie responds, because you keep leaving me. DJ
Speaker 3: promises that she will have a sisterly chat with Stephanie
Speaker 3: just as soon as Kimmy leaves. As Stephanie starts to exit,
Speaker 3: we hear a noise that resembles an animal wailing. Stephanie
Speaker 3: runs back into the room, claiming that she heard a monster.
Speaker 2: DJ tells her there's.
Speaker 3: Nothing to worry about, and Kimmy responds although you do
Speaker 3: look like that kid in Poltergeist who got sucked up
Speaker 3: in the TV and said they're back. The way you
Speaker 3: delivered that line, by the way, was it was like
Speaker 3: so terrifying noxious next door neighbor.
Speaker 1: It was great. You were like, and then you're gonna
Speaker 1: it was like the kids, that's like, and then you're
Speaker 1: gonna get chopped a pieces. And then it was so hilarious.
Speaker 3: Oh and I was just like, I was just selling it.
Speaker 3: I was I terrified myself. Fun fact, I auditioned for Poultergeist.
Speaker 3: That's how am. I auditioned for the little girl in
Speaker 3: Poltergeist back in nineteen eighty two. I was six years old.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, and my older brother justin auditioned for
Speaker 3: the role of the boy. The older brother whoa And
Speaker 3: when he went into the audition room, he screamed so
Speaker 3: loud that everyone in the waiting room stopped, including like
Speaker 3: the secretaries. They were like, everybody like put down their
Speaker 3: their mouth, their computers or whatever, and they were just like,
Speaker 3: what the heck is going on? And Justin comes popping
Speaker 3: out of the room. He's just like, how did I do?
Speaker 1: The mom? He had terrified everywhere. I mean that's the
Speaker 1: way I of a horror movie.
Speaker 3: Though I can't believe he or I weren't cast immediately
Speaker 3: after that.
Speaker 1: I didn't. First of all, I didn't know that justin
Speaker 1: ever auditioned for stuff amazing.
Speaker 3: My brothers were child actors for like at least a month.
Speaker 3: Like they they tried it out. They tried it, and
Speaker 3: they were like, nope, I forget about it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my god, I didn't know that. Well. I mean,
Speaker 1: lucky for you, because didn't everyone that worked on that
Speaker 1: movie like wind up dying in some weird, tragic sort
Speaker 1: of way.
Speaker 3: So I think that movie was cursed in more than
Speaker 3: one way.
Speaker 1: See, you went from cursed movie to you know, the
Speaker 1: power of full House, which is as made us never
Speaker 1: age and uh and still be here seven hundred years later.
Speaker 3: This explains a lot about my background. My therapist will
Speaker 3: have a field day with this information.
Speaker 1: Caroline, Caroline, sorry, so yes, I love this.
Speaker 3: I love this bit not just because of my terrifying delivery,
Speaker 3: but because this is like our first Kimmy Stephanie interaction,
Speaker 3: like the teasing of each other, throwing some shade at
Speaker 3: each other. It's the beginning of our frenemy.
Speaker 1: Shit it's it's the origin of the frenemy.
Speaker 2: This is our story right there.
Speaker 1: Yep, yep, a lot of origin stories here in the beginning.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah. So he cut to the kitchen where Joey
Speaker 3: is cooking dinner and he's pretending to be a hibachi
Speaker 3: chef for Michelle, who's watching and laughing.
Speaker 2: Joey does the voices.
Speaker 3: And pretends that the pepper mills or hibachi knives, and
Speaker 3: Jesse enters the kitchen in his exterminator jumpsuit and exchanges
Speaker 3: some out of that terrible joke that I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 3: let's just let's move on. Yeah. So they exchanged some pleasantries,
Speaker 3: and Joey mentions that someone named Brianna called for Jesse
Speaker 3: another a name, Brionna.
Speaker 1: I'm telling her I want to live into it feels
Speaker 1: like that, like the psychology of whoever is picking the names.
Speaker 1: I want to I want to know, like what is
Speaker 1: it about like girls with the n an a or
Speaker 1: like an a at the end of the name. Is
Speaker 1: it that they're diminutive? Is it that they're like, I
Speaker 1: don't know, it's a I'd love to deep dive into that,
Speaker 1: but not right now, but.
Speaker 3: I would too. We're gonna have to ask Jeff Franklin sometime,
Speaker 3: or maybe it's.
Speaker 1: Jeff, what were you thinking when you named these women?
Speaker 3: I don't well, I mean maybe it's like the Spanish language,
Speaker 3: how like the feminine forms of words end with A.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying with A like men sort of
Speaker 1: go like there.
Speaker 3: So maybe the men who are writing this show is like, well,
Speaker 3: slap an a on the end.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's also very eighties. That sounds that I write.
Speaker 3: So Jesse explains that he terminated some of Brianna's termites,
Speaker 3: and Brionna wanted to thank him, so they came up
Speaker 3: with some ideas.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure that you can't uh pay for exterminators
Speaker 1: with relations with relations with the Yeah, I feel like that's.
Speaker 2: That's not an even trade.
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't know, well, well, depends on how bad the
Speaker 1: invastation is, you know what I mean. Really, look if
Speaker 1: maybe she her termites were terrible and she's like, I
Speaker 1: will do any thing right, and you know, I mean, hey,
Speaker 1: just a guy with a giant cockroach on his back,
Speaker 1: that's you know, that is to me, I'm like, oh god,
Speaker 1: that's what I think of. And I'm like, let me, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a giant cockroach on its back, on his back
Speaker 1: rather well both.
Speaker 3: Anyway, I can't just I can't just stop talking because
Speaker 3: I can't do all the words coming out of your
Speaker 3: mouth right now. Like there's there's so many things I
Speaker 3: can't say that are going through my mind right now.
Speaker 1: But you said, can you can't just gonna just have
Speaker 1: fun editing around us?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 1: Anyway back to this, back to the cockroaches and brings.
Speaker 3: So thank god. DJ and Stephanie interrupt this story and
Speaker 3: they enter from downstairs. They exclaim there's something horrible in
Speaker 3: the house, and Jesse, testing Joey's cooking with the spoon, responds,
Speaker 3: you're telling me so. Danny enters the kitchen, exclaiming that
Speaker 3: he has great news. Stephanie, who is relieved that he's home,
Speaker 3: hugs his leg.
Speaker 1: Which, by the way, I am literally as tall as
Speaker 1: Bob's leg, like not even up into his hip, just
Speaker 1: grabbed right on and it was like.
Speaker 2: Hello, I just you didn't have to bend down or something.
Speaker 1: It was just just right there. Yep.
Speaker 3: He tries to walk. It's just like he's got like
Speaker 3: an extra leg. It's fine. DJ tells Danny that Stephanie
Speaker 3: thinks she heard a monster in the garage, but if
Speaker 3: you asked me, it was just a desperate plea for attention.
Speaker 3: Danny replies, DJ, stop watching Oprah and start doing your homework.
Speaker 1: How many times have I said that?
Speaker 3: So, as the family sets the dinner table, Danny reminds
Speaker 3: everyone that he has some great news. Danny explains that
Speaker 3: all of the TV news stations are fighting for ratings,
Speaker 3: so his station is putting together a special promo about
Speaker 3: each of their newscasters, and Danny was picked to be first.
Speaker 3: The family responds not so enthusiastically. Then Danny announces that
Speaker 3: the entire family is going to be on TV with him,
Speaker 3: which prompts a huge cheer. From there, we go, everyone,
Speaker 3: what's in it for me?
Speaker 1: I mean that is really how a family dinner goes,
Speaker 1: isn't it. You're like, hey, this is great for me,
Speaker 1: and they're like, You're like, but you're gonna get something too?
Speaker 1: Oh sweet?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yep, that's living with teenagers too, you know.
Speaker 2: That's how they respond.
Speaker 3: So the family starts to eat, but they are quickly
Speaker 3: grossed out by Joey's cooking. They decide that they should
Speaker 3: send out for pizza, and Joey responds, it is pizza
Speaker 3: on planet. I know what kind of pizza is this
Speaker 3: that you eat with a spoon.
Speaker 1: I've had a lot of pizza, I've never I've had
Speaker 1: Chicago style, I've had you know, the flatbreads. I've never
Speaker 1: had spoon pizza.
Speaker 3: Spoon pizza. Well a, it's a it's a delicatessen by
Speaker 3: Joey Gladstone spoon pizza. So later that night, we are
Speaker 3: in DJ and Stephanie's room and it's nighttime. Once again,
Speaker 3: we hear this monster noise. Stephanie sits up in bed
Speaker 3: and states they're bare, but now even DJ seems a
Speaker 3: little nervous about this noise. Steph asks if she can
Speaker 3: sleep in DJ's bed, and DJ agrees. Concerned that the
Speaker 3: monster is waiting under her bed to eat her feet,
Speaker 3: Stephanie con cox a plan to get over to DJ's
Speaker 3: bed by hopping on her toy chest, throwing DJ a
Speaker 3: jump rope, and having DJ reel her over to her bed.
Speaker 1: I was so excited to do that.
Speaker 3: That was such a five.
Speaker 1: I was like, yes, this is amazing, and also the
Speaker 1: first thought when she's like can I sleep in your bed?
Speaker 1: Immediately I was like, oh, put the monster in the bed.
Speaker 1: I was like, and then she's like, but what if
Speaker 1: it's under I was like, thank you.
Speaker 3: See, thank you. Stephan is thinking of all possibilities, yes,
Speaker 3: and she's doing her own stunts.
Speaker 2: Like this is you need your stunt yet?
Speaker 3: I mean you're always doing bedroom to you know, you've
Speaker 3: moved from the curtainng cruise.
Speaker 1: Would be nowhere without me, That's what I'm saying. You
Speaker 1: know actors that became stunt people. That's yes, at the
Speaker 1: age of five.
Speaker 3: It's very impressive, very impressive. So DJ notes that Stephanie
Speaker 3: forgot to turn off the light, but right then they
Speaker 3: hear that monster noise again. Steph says, forget the light,
Speaker 3: run for your life. So the girls run out of
Speaker 3: the bedroom and into the hallway, where they're screaming for help.
Speaker 3: Jesse comes out of his room to catch a running
Speaker 3: Stephanie and Danny enters from the stairwell, which bumped me
Speaker 3: because where is Danny's bedroom.
Speaker 1: Danny's bedroom has always been on the other right.
Speaker 3: It's like, maybe we're the camera, the camera POV. That's
Speaker 3: where I thought Danny's bedroom.
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe again, is it on the first Narnia of
Speaker 1: a house. It's maybe Danny wasn't asleep. Maybe it's not
Speaker 1: that late because the kids are, you know what I mean, Like,
Speaker 1: maybe it was like ten o'clock. Danny's watching. Wait didn't
Speaker 1: he say he's doing something. He's like watching something or
Speaker 1: put editing maybe or maybe I just admitted that, but yeah,
Speaker 1: I feel like.
Speaker 3: He's carrying a book. He's carrying a book, which I
Speaker 3: also thought was odd if it's like the middle of
Speaker 3: the night, so maybe he's done.
Speaker 1: I think it's I'm gonna go with It's like ten
Speaker 1: ten thirty when kids would be asleep for bedtime, but
Speaker 1: adults would be like, thank god they're asleep for bedtime
Speaker 1: and I can actually have some peace and quiet.
Speaker 3: Now, Okay, I buy that. I buy that.
Speaker 2: Let's go with that.
Speaker 3: So dj asks Jesse to go get the monster since
Speaker 3: he's a creepy crawley killer, and Jesse responds, I am
Speaker 3: a pest control specialist. Thank you. Jesse, complaining that the
Speaker 3: exterminator never gets to be the hero in movies, goes
Speaker 3: into the girl's bedroom. Stephanie asks if she can sleep
Speaker 3: in Danny's bed tonight, but Danny isn't sure. About this,
Speaker 3: and then we flip too.
Speaker 2: DJ and Stephanie's room.
Speaker 3: Danny is lying in DJ's bed, blanked by DJ and
Speaker 3: Stephanie on each side.
Speaker 1: Yep, yep, been there. The scene made me really laugh.
Speaker 1: It was very funny.
Speaker 3: Oh, it's so sweet. Danny says that Jesse declared the
Speaker 3: room is monster free, so he's only going to stay
Speaker 3: until they fall asleep. The girls are mostly already asleep,
Speaker 3: and Danny reminds them that a nice woman is coming
Speaker 3: over tomorrow to shoot the promo and about their family.
Speaker 3: The girls are now fast asleep, and Danny attempts to
Speaker 3: extract himself from their tangled limbs, but he only gets
Speaker 3: more stuck, so he decides to just make do with
Speaker 3: it and sleep right there Twister style.
Speaker 1: I mean, it was so I was laughing. I'm like
Speaker 1: in my notes, I was like every parent has done
Speaker 1: the Ninja crawl where you're like sliding out of bed
Speaker 1: and then and you don't just kind of don't wake
Speaker 1: the child and then you just kind of like stop
Speaker 1: because they start when you're like I have fallen asleep
Speaker 1: in the weirdest positions on the floor of my kids
Speaker 1: bedrooms when they were little just such a mess.
Speaker 3: It's very relatable because sleep is such a precious commodity.
Speaker 1: And you yeah, and you're like, you know what, I
Speaker 1: will sleep like fine, like Danny does. He's just like,
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna lean over and sleep on a what
Speaker 1: was it a like a pound puppy or something that
Speaker 1: he puts under his head away.
Speaker 3: M Oh yeah, well I get it. I get it.
Speaker 3: However possible.
Speaker 1: We see the cute little red lips phone from DJ's
Speaker 1: when she's on the phone, it's like sitting.
Speaker 3: There, Yeah that phone. I love that, love that phone.
Speaker 3: I need to get I need to get that phone.
Speaker 3: So the next day, uh, Joey and Jesse are changing
Speaker 3: Michelle in the bathroom and they're practicing different hairstyles on
Speaker 3: her like Madonna, Brigitte Nelson, Pebbles, Flintstone. They ultimately decided
Speaker 3: that just a simple bow is the way to go.
Speaker 1: Also, when they mentioned Brigitte Wilson, flash forward to didn't
Speaker 1: Dave do Surreal Life? Ye with Brigitte Neilson.
Speaker 3: Yes, you're right, yeah, wow, Yeah, this is very I
Speaker 3: feel like that a few times where yeah, like unplanned foreshadow,
Speaker 3: like it didn't didn't mean to foreshadow, but yeah, You're right.
Speaker 3: It's this weird time warp, this full house.
Speaker 1: It's some sort of weird like manifestation wheel of time
Speaker 1: thing going on with this house. I'm gonna I'm going
Speaker 1: with that now. I'm gonna create a whole backstory.
Speaker 3: I am gonna jump on this bandwagon with it.
Speaker 1: And it's why the Tanners have aged so well. It's
Speaker 1: like it's just a.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's a fountain of youth and a time
Speaker 3: warp and a closet, like all of it just wrapped
Speaker 3: into one. One yes house.
Speaker 1: This is my my new fanfic. I'll be posting it online.
Speaker 3: Thanks. So, Jesse and Joey ultimately decide that just a
Speaker 3: simple bow is the way to go. Jesse holds Michelle's
Speaker 3: hair and a ponytail while Joey ties the bow. But
Speaker 3: of course Joey gets Jesse's finger trapped in the bow,
Speaker 3: and Michelle, in an unscripted moment, shakes her head no
Speaker 3: and then grins the biggest cutest son.
Speaker 1: So I get, like I started being like, oh, I
Speaker 1: get white people must have fallen in love like they
Speaker 1: were just so higly and fun and cute. Although I
Speaker 1: think a lot of the ones we've seen so far
Speaker 1: have been very Kate. She was which I want to
Speaker 1: call her by the name that I called her when
Speaker 1: she was little, would you call her?
Speaker 3: Call her?
Speaker 1: Remember we used to call her Kotto.
Speaker 3: Bird, Cotto bird. I don't remember Cotto bird. Yeah, Mary, Yeah,
Speaker 3: what was that a reference to?
Speaker 1: I don't you don't even know. It was a fair
Speaker 1: It was just a thing where like hey, Kato, like
Speaker 1: Mary Kate became Mary Katto and then like Kato bird.
Speaker 3: I don't know, kandache is that where the canvas cadace
Speaker 3: thing came from? To? You know, let's just Mirrod pronounce
Speaker 3: everyone's names, cutting.
Speaker 1: Family nicknames that you have for each other, mud and
Speaker 1: you know whatever. Okay, but yeah, Cotto bird, I just
Speaker 1: remember when she was little that was Oh, but you're right,
Speaker 1: I came from John or something.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a little nickname. Yeah.
Speaker 1: But she was so so cute, giggly and like these
Speaker 1: little unscripted moments that keep happening.
Speaker 3: Or just I can see why the audience fell in
Speaker 3: love with her back But back in the day when
Speaker 3: we were ten and five, we were like, what's the
Speaker 3: big deal about this baby? Like babies weren't interesting or
Speaker 3: cool to us. At that age, but I can see
Speaker 3: what the audience was like.
Speaker 1: Oh well, we were also usually off stage, and we
Speaker 1: were and it was more so like you know when
Speaker 1: you're five and ten, you're like, can the baby do.
Speaker 3: The thing right?
Speaker 2: And just waiting around for the baby.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, But I'm falling for it, like
Speaker 3: I'm I'm a team of a sucker. I'm a sucker
Speaker 3: for a.
Speaker 1: Cute little baby.
Speaker 3: I get it. So at this moment, we hear the
Speaker 3: monster noise again and Jesse says, I have to hear
Speaker 3: where it's coming from. Be quiet.
Speaker 1: It sounds like a baby werewolf sort of.
Speaker 2: It's a weird noise.
Speaker 3: I don't even know how to describe it.
Speaker 1: Is it what a fair it makes?
Speaker 3: Well? It must be or I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't know, because sticking to truth is something that
Speaker 1: we've done on this show forever, right, it's gotta be.
Speaker 1: If it's that has to be the sound.
Speaker 3: That must be the sound. I mean, I'm not very
Speaker 3: educated on on ferret language, but yeah, that must be.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna look this up. I'm gonna look this up. Okay,
Speaker 1: you look this up.
Speaker 3: I'll continue to feel like the ferret though, is the
Speaker 3: It's like the little magical It's sort of like the
Speaker 3: magical elf thing of the house.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean. If this house is Narnia,
Speaker 1: the ferret is the is the little animal that is
Speaker 1: possessed by something. Oh you know what I mean. Oh,
Speaker 1: you're you're really I'm telling you, I'm going for this
Speaker 1: whole fanfic thing.
Speaker 3: I am hanging on to this theory. Yes, you're Talloween.
Speaker 1: I'm excited.
Speaker 3: You're right, You're right. It's it's that time of year.
Speaker 3: So Jesse walks over to one of the air vents
Speaker 3: on the wall. He kneels down and listens, and he
Speaker 3: determines that it's a North American silver footed ferret, adult male,
Speaker 3: two and a half pounds. Okay, wow, yeah, very specific.
Speaker 1: Is a pest control specialist.
Speaker 3: Indeed he is.
Speaker 1: He's now I see why Brianna was like, take me now.
Speaker 1: I mean, I can only imagine what he did with
Speaker 1: the termites, you know.
Speaker 3: Moving on, So he runs out of the bathroom. Joey
Speaker 3: puts Michelle back on the changing table and shows her
Speaker 3: her reflection in a mirror, and Michelle beams at the
Speaker 3: sight of her own reflection. It's just so ct it's
Speaker 3: so cute.
Speaker 2: You can't write this stuff. The baby just does it.
Speaker 3: The baby performs or does it, and then she was
Speaker 3: per be a.
Speaker 1: Baby and just beam when you look in the mirror,
Speaker 1: you know those out of herself.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, that's yeah. Okay. So the doorbell rings in
Speaker 3: the living room and Jesse is rushing downstairs on his
Speaker 3: way to the garage to find the ferret monster. DJ
Speaker 3: and Stephanie answer the door and we meet the TV
Speaker 3: lady who is there to film Danny's promo and Jody,
Speaker 3: your blue sweater here, I don't know what's on. Is
Speaker 3: this a skunk skum?
Speaker 1: And it's a handle with Care?
Speaker 3: Oh oh, it's one of those three D sweaters again that.
Speaker 1: It's another three D sweater. It's amazing And yeah, it
Speaker 1: says handle with care. And I really feel like we
Speaker 1: need to get Dave an adult sized sweatshirt of that
Speaker 1: skung that says handle with Care on it, because if
Speaker 1: anyone needs a sweatshirt like that, it's Dave Koli.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the odoriferous Dave ker.
Speaker 1: This is I'm going twenty seven on that.
Speaker 3: That's twenty seven differ you come to how rude tandos
Speaker 3: get you walk away with a language lesson semantics again.
Speaker 1: Come to learn about the show, you leave with an
Speaker 1: English degree thanks to Adria Barber. Right, yeah, there we go.
Speaker 3: So the TV lady asks the girls to smile, and
Speaker 3: then she has sort of hang up her coat, which
Speaker 3: DJ just sort of places on top of the playpen,
Speaker 3: and then the TV lady introduces herself as Ronnie, which
Speaker 3: is short for Veronica. DJ replies I'm DJ, which is
Speaker 3: short for Donna Joe, and Stephanie says, I'm Stephanie. I'm
Speaker 3: just short, which we saw earlier with you grab it
Speaker 3: onto Bob's light.
Speaker 1: Right, yes, very short, I'm short.
Speaker 3: So Ronnie continues to examine the house for good camera angles,
Speaker 3: and the girls follow her and copy her like framing,
Speaker 3: framing the shots, hand movements, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what if people are wondering, it's not she's
Speaker 1: not trying to figure out which hand is her left.
Speaker 1: She actually, yeah, she's looking at that's something that like,
Speaker 1: you know, it's sort of a directory thing. Director directory
Speaker 1: don't necessarily do it, but they will sometimes be like, okay,
Speaker 1: I want to see you know whatever. But she yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a very exaggerated sort of moment. But yeah, like
Speaker 1: the light like she's not like, wait, which way is left?
Speaker 3: No, she's yeah, yeah, yeah, And the lighting guys will
Speaker 3: that too. They'll come in and the like hold hold
Speaker 3: equipment up, Yes, the light.
Speaker 1: Used to do when he'd come on, he'd just come
Speaker 1: over and like kind of saunter up, like what is
Speaker 1: you're about to roll and hold the thing over your
Speaker 1: face and then squint.
Speaker 2: Okay up at the rafters.
Speaker 1: You're not up a little right? Right?
Speaker 2: All those memories.
Speaker 3: So next we're in the garage and Jesse is digging
Speaker 3: around trying to locate the ferret monster and he's wearing
Speaker 3: a catcher's mitt. Why, I don't know right for I'm
Speaker 3: just saying, I mean, the ferret isn't well an.
Speaker 1: Eric, but also for a pest control specialist. I feel like,
Speaker 1: although I guess you look, he's working with what he's got.
Speaker 1: He's on the he's he is trying to I mean,
Speaker 1: you can't you know, when you're chasing a ferret, there's.
Speaker 3: Time to go to your truck or motorcycle and get
Speaker 3: your toolbox.
Speaker 1: No, you got to try to get a catcher's mitt
Speaker 1: and get that ferret.
Speaker 3: So, yeah, so Joey comes downstairs and asks, who are
Speaker 3: you trying to catch?
Speaker 2: Phil niekro And I looked this up.
Speaker 1: He was going to say, is that a like a
Speaker 1: baseball catcher?
Speaker 3: Yes? Yes, he well, not a catcher, a pitcher here.
Speaker 3: He was an American baseball player for the Atlanta Braves,
Speaker 3: for Indians, also the Yankees. He's generally regarded as the
Speaker 3: greatest knuckleball picture of all time. The more you know,
Speaker 3: all right, the more you know, see there you go.
Speaker 3: So Jesse says he left his tools in the car.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, so that explained right. Jesse left his tools
Speaker 3: in the car. But in order to catch a ferret,
Speaker 3: you must become one with the ferret. And Joey does
Speaker 3: a ferret impression. So they hear the ferret again, and
Speaker 3: Jesse runs around the garage. Joey asks Jesse, what are
Speaker 3: you going to do with the ferret? And Jesse, by the.
Speaker 1: Way, incoming newsh the ferret noise is not exactly uh
Speaker 1: correct it according to no According to our great and
Speaker 1: one of producer Chrissy. She says, the ferret noise is
Speaker 1: not exactly exact the ones that she just listened to.
Speaker 1: So maybe summi ferret out there makes this noise, but
Speaker 1: not most of them.
Speaker 3: That's it. I want my money back this show between
Speaker 3: the garage Joey, we're not having real ferret noises. I
Speaker 3: give up. So Joey says, what are you going to
Speaker 3: do with the ferret, and Jesse replies he's moving the
Speaker 3: ferret one step up into his spiritual enlightenment. Joey, who's
Speaker 3: worried about the fate of the ferret, slyly opens the
Speaker 3: garage door in an attempt to let the ferret escape.
Speaker 2: Then he starts singing.
Speaker 3: Born Free, which is the theme song from a wildlife
Speaker 3: drama of the same name nineteen sixty six. There's all
Speaker 3: these references that I never got until I actually just
Speaker 3: looked them up.
Speaker 1: Well, they're all references now that I realized that, Like
Speaker 1: our thirty year old writing staff at the time was like,
Speaker 1: let's throw back to the and now it's funny because
Speaker 1: you know that's it's old news. It's old, yeah, old news.
Speaker 3: So Jesse shakes off Joey and determines that the ferret
Speaker 3: escaped right into the crawl space. Jesse grabs a ladder
Speaker 3: and climbs up into the crawl space.
Speaker 1: Crawl space where a garage where the living room?
Speaker 3: So where does the where is the crawl space? Getting
Speaker 3: into a crawl space between the living room and the garage,
Speaker 3: there's like a secret compartment. Just didn't know what.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's I'm confused.
Speaker 1: That's not a thing. I have questions, and and we're.
Speaker 3: Got in the attic.
Speaker 2: They should have moved this scene to the attic, right,
Speaker 2: that made sense.
Speaker 1: I was like, wait, is he crawling into the attic? No,
Speaker 1: we're in the basement or in the garage.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was.
Speaker 1: There's a whole lot going on here. Also relatively clean,
Speaker 1: because Jesse comes down with not a bit of dust
Speaker 1: on him. Oh. True, true, So somebody's been cleaning that
Speaker 1: crawl space, which makes me wonder, Oh, what's in the
Speaker 1: crawl space?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Does that where Danny like does his secret cleaning
Speaker 3: routines to fulfill that need? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I mean, where's Pam. I'm just saying, I'm just saying, whoa, wow,
Speaker 1: you were there. Sorry, I'm sorry that was a terrible joke.
Speaker 3: Wa Hey, let's go.
Speaker 1: Why not?
Speaker 3: We're We're on episode twelve, Like, we can go there,
Speaker 3: we can go now, we are grieving. We've done twelve
Speaker 3: episodes of grievous. We can make now we can make
Speaker 3: jokes about Pam. So Jesse he's climbing into the crawl
Speaker 3: space and Joey, who's still cheering for this ferret to escape,
Speaker 3: moves the ladder so that Jesse can't get down. He
Speaker 3: says that they need to have a talk, and then
Speaker 3: he tries to get Jesse to agree to release the
Speaker 3: ferret into a safe environment after he catches him. Jesse
Speaker 3: makes fun by saying he'll move him into a little
Speaker 3: ferret condo, and then he starts to climb down using
Speaker 3: Joey's shoulders. At this very moment, Stephanie, dj and Ronnie
Speaker 3: come down to the garage to find Jesse upside down,
Speaker 3: hanging from the crawl space and using Joey's shoulders as support.
Speaker 2: Hello, they both say.
Speaker 3: Simultaneously, and Ronnie responds, I'm in trouble.
Speaker 2: Boy is she if this is who she has to
Speaker 2: work with?
Speaker 1: Right? But I was wondering, though, how was Jesse planning
Speaker 1: on getting down? Because I it's not gonna work out well,
Speaker 1: the ladder's got to come back. The ladder's Ronnie saying,
Speaker 1: she's in trouble.
Speaker 3: I mean, I feel like they're bozos.
Speaker 1: They're bozos because that's never worked out in the history
Speaker 1: of television to have idiots on television. Hey, are you kidding?
Speaker 3: A TV producer would be thrilled. This is great.
Speaker 1: This is content content, right, or maybe that's.
Speaker 3: Just like post Real World. Yeah, reality TV. Yeah, maybe
Speaker 3: that's it.
Speaker 2: So we come back from a commercial break.
Speaker 3: We're in the living room where Donnie Donnie, sorry, where
Speaker 3: Ronnie is finishing setting up a new kids.
Speaker 1: It's not kids.
Speaker 3: I have new kids on the brain. Sorry, I'm getting
Speaker 3: ready for the cruise. So I'm thinking I got Donnie
Speaker 3: walmert on the rain. So Danny walks in from the
Speaker 3: front door, and Ronnie says, great, you're here, let's go.
Speaker 2: She has missed no nonsense.
Speaker 1: Right, Ronica.
Speaker 3: Excuse me, Ronnie, Ronnie, I'm down.
Speaker 2: She's a little high strung. I have to admit.
Speaker 3: Joey, who has been taking down the last planet from
Speaker 3: the alcove, tells Danny that Ronnie thought that he should
Speaker 3: move out. You know, I gotta admit, like I missed
Speaker 3: the alcove, like seeing this again, like I miss I'm like,
Speaker 3: you know it, I look at it and I'm not right.
Speaker 3: I liked it better with the mannequin. Yeah, I miss
Speaker 3: I miss Manny. I never thought i'd say that I
Speaker 3: miss the planet.
Speaker 1: I miss Manny. I missed the potato.
Speaker 2: Head, I miss the cot I miss all of it.
Speaker 1: Olive oil, yeah, bye, the weird parrot. I miss it all.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I do too. I'm right there with you.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 3: So Joey says, you know this is fine, but Danny
Speaker 3: doesn't agree. He asks Ronnie, don't you think Joey is important?
Speaker 3: Ronnie replies that Joey is essential because he's going to
Speaker 3: be holding the cue cards. I mean, it is an
Speaker 3: essential job.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, if you've ever had to do something,
Speaker 1: you need someone to.
Speaker 3: Hold the cue cards. Yeah, very important, very important. Ronnie
Speaker 3: says that she's going to set Danny apart from the crowd.
Speaker 3: She's going to sell his family with class, style and sophistication.
Speaker 3: She shoes Danny outside so he can make his entrance
Speaker 3: on camera. Ronnie yells action and Danny enters and reads
Speaker 3: the cue cards. He says, chow family, which he questions immediately.
Speaker 3: Then Ronnie seats him on the couch and says, que
Speaker 3: da Vinci. Da Vinci is a very large white poodle.
Speaker 3: Who jumps into Danny's lap.
Speaker 1: When the dog, I was like, oh, a pre comet.
Speaker 3: Yeah, faux dog. It was adorable. I'm a poodle leter.
Speaker 3: I've got a mini poodle of my own. So I
Speaker 3: was so excited, very acute.
Speaker 1: Adorable dog was very well focused on the trainer. Whenever
Speaker 1: I see animals now, they're like just you can just
Speaker 1: see him looking razor left of the lens, like yeah,
Speaker 1: they're like, where is my tree? Right? But very cute dog. Cute,
Speaker 1: But where did the dog run off to? Who did
Speaker 1: the dog run off to?
Speaker 3: Like your dog?
Speaker 1: Dog is done?
Speaker 2: Then the dog is Ronnie sent them away and he
Speaker 2: just runs.
Speaker 1: He just well, he got in his cab and he
Speaker 1: was like about see you later, got my check, got
Speaker 1: my day rate.
Speaker 3: See hey guys.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 3: So dj and Stephanie entered the room, wearing matching long
Speaker 3: black skirts, white tops, pearl necklaces, and carrying string instruments,
Speaker 3: the violin and the cello.
Speaker 1: I was so excited to carry that cello. I always
Speaker 1: wanted to play the cello.
Speaker 2: I'm impressed with you, like, you're very strong.
Speaker 3: You're carrying lots of large objects in these episodes, and
Speaker 3: now you're carrying a cello. I'm very very impressed.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 3: It's all your hit workouts, did I mean?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was, you know, all the stunt work I did.
Speaker 1: Really it built up my upper body strength, you know
Speaker 1: when you've got to suspend yourself from curtains and reel yourself.
Speaker 3: Across oh toy chest. That's a lot of upper bodies.
Speaker 1: And build up the guns, you know.
Speaker 3: So dja is Stephanie speak informal awkward language like oh, father,
Speaker 3: how excellent to see you, Papa?
Speaker 2: You miss Papa is so funny.
Speaker 1: I think I was. And I remember Brian Cale giving
Speaker 1: me like a.
Speaker 3: Note he did.
Speaker 1: I think I was saying yes, Papa, and he was
Speaker 1: like no, no, no, do it like Papa. And I
Speaker 1: was like, okay, you know, and he excused to be
Speaker 1: ridiculous in fancy. So that, yeah, that was a very
Speaker 1: into the pronouncement.
Speaker 2: Great note and a great pronunciation.
Speaker 1: Right, and I addiction very important the.
Speaker 2: Diiction A plus addiction.
Speaker 3: Car Pa, Papa. Ronnie cues the housekeeper and in walks Jesse,
Speaker 3: wearing a tuxedo vest and carrying a silver tea tray.
Speaker 3: TEA time for the Tanners, He says, with a fake
Speaker 3: British accent. He offers tea to the girls and says,
Speaker 3: Buffy Jody, what do you know what that's from? No,
Speaker 3: Buffy and Jody were two characters on eight is Enough.
Speaker 3: One of the characters was named Jody, and.
Speaker 1: And they would uh. There was also like a whole
Speaker 1: like good night Jody, good night, Buffy, good night whatever.
Speaker 1: But that was a joke that they made a lot
Speaker 1: because they could say my name, yeah, okay, but as
Speaker 1: a character name. And if you see, if you watch
Speaker 1: John say Buffy Jody, I like get so giggly because.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like, yeah, he's It's like he's right, he's
Speaker 3: doing something wrong. He's calling me by your real name,
Speaker 3: not by right.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah. And by the way, I have not as
Speaker 1: I've been watching these, I've noticed like how much I'm
Speaker 1: just like, what's going on over there by those cameras
Speaker 1: stop playing attention just well, no, I'm paying attention to
Speaker 1: everything as usual, and so I'm like, just what's up?
Speaker 1: What are they doing? I can constantly see myself looking
Speaker 1: off set.
Speaker 3: It's very funny. Oh Jody, oh Jody. Yes, so, Joey says,
Speaker 3: now you know why I didn't fight too hard to
Speaker 3: stay in this thing. Danny asked, Okay, what does any
Speaker 3: of this have to do with my family? Ronnie ignores
Speaker 3: him and cues the baby Michelle. It walks of child
Speaker 3: who is definitely not Michelle. She's about three, No, she's
Speaker 3: three or four years old. She's got dark hair, and
Speaker 3: she says, Hi, Danny.
Speaker 1: Asian, Yes she is. It was I was like, wait what, yeah.
Speaker 3: Bit, that is not Michelle.
Speaker 2: But she's wearing the same outfit as you and DJ.
Speaker 3: Like, she's dressed the same with the pearls and the
Speaker 3: long skirt, you know. But there's definitely like a triplet
Speaker 3: thing happening here. Uh So, naturally Danny is confused and
Speaker 3: he's like, who is this child?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I would also be like, I'm sorry what.
Speaker 3: And Ronnie replies that that the girl is playing the
Speaker 3: role of Danny's adopted daughter. We thought it would be
Speaker 3: great for your image, she says, and Danny sends the
Speaker 3: little girl back into the kitchen.
Speaker 1: Because adoptees are props, really really like like this this
Speaker 1: of Ronnie. Ronnie, this one.
Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, this is a lot of work
Speaker 3: that she has put into this.
Speaker 1: This fake Pronnie is I don't know, Ronnie is doing
Speaker 1: some things. Yes, Ronnie's how Ronnie got this job in
Speaker 1: the first place, because she's.
Speaker 3: Probably great at it. Not impressed. Not impressed with her,
Speaker 3: and Danny asks the guys, He's like, why are you
Speaker 3: going along with this charade? And Jesse responds that they
Speaker 3: knew the promo was very important to him, so they
Speaker 3: wanted to play along. Ronnie explains that television news is
Speaker 3: very competitive and you gotta do something different. Danny stands
Speaker 3: up for himself and says he is proud of who
Speaker 3: they are. He has a loving family and friends who
Speaker 3: are willing to do anything to help out. He states
Speaker 3: that he's going to direct this thing himself while Ronnie
Speaker 3: gets to hold the cue cards. Huh take that, Ronnie.
Speaker 3: After the commercial break, it's later that night. And wait
Speaker 3: a minute.
Speaker 1: And you're you're I know, we haven't come in there.
Speaker 3: No, I'm out of order.
Speaker 1: Oh no, wait no, we're right, We're right. They come
Speaker 1: we come back for she so she makes the poudy
Speaker 1: face with the with the que cards. She's like and
Speaker 1: then commercial cut to commercial break. We come back and
Speaker 1: now we're watching the watching the promo. Inner cuts, we're
Speaker 1: interchanges that we're watching the family in real time, and
Speaker 1: then we're cutting between what the family is seeing on
Speaker 1: the screen, which is when we go to different locations.
Speaker 3: Yeah's that's it. That's why I was confused. I'm like,
Speaker 3: what will is it?
Speaker 1: Inner cut?
Speaker 3: The old inter cut? I love a good inner cut. Yes,
Speaker 3: And Kimmy's there, and I was, Yes, Gibbler is there
Speaker 3: watching the promo with the family. I don't know why
Speaker 3: I'm there. I don't have any lines, but I'm just excited.
Speaker 1: Because you were probably legally required to be in at
Speaker 1: least two scenes to get paid for.
Speaker 3: The week, right exactly, Like, let's just throw put her there.
Speaker 3: Don't give her lines, We'll just put her there. So
Speaker 3: we're watching the promo on the Tanner TV. Danny walks
Speaker 3: in the front door. Danny goes to the girls room
Speaker 3: where they're doing their homework at that tiny table, and
Speaker 3: the girls are wearing these giant these Giants baseball caps
Speaker 3: and smiling cutely at the canter. How much those are worth? Yeah? Right?
Speaker 3: Like seven?
Speaker 1: And the banners the little felt.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, they had the little pennants.
Speaker 3: Or whatever they're that ship.
Speaker 1: Were we sponsored by the San Giants? I wonder, Lord,
Speaker 1: I mean we really lean into the San Francisco of it.
Speaker 1: Now I get why the show is so it's you know,
Speaker 1: full house.
Speaker 3: It's everywhere you'll treat. Yeah, it's the giants are everywhere
Speaker 3: you look in this show. At least it's we're definitely
Speaker 3: in San Francisco. And the girls remind the audience to
Speaker 3: watch their dad do the sports at four, six and ten,
Speaker 3: which is very late for him to be working. But
Speaker 3: that's okay.
Speaker 2: People need their.
Speaker 3: Sports because we've never worked late with our kids before.
Speaker 3: Oh true, Okay, yeah, that's true. And that's why he
Speaker 3: has Joey and Jesse. Yeah, viz. Yeah, it's very long
Speaker 3: working hours, very long.
Speaker 2: Next we're in Michelle's room.
Speaker 3: Jesse and Joey have Michelle on the changing table and
Speaker 3: Danny makes introductions to the camera and he says that
Speaker 3: Jesse has a rock band named Jesse Cochran and the Rippers.
Speaker 1: We have I always just thought it was Jesse and
Speaker 1: the Rippers. Well, I think it's Jesse Cochran. No, this
Speaker 1: is Jesse Cochran and the Rippers.
Speaker 3: He does say that, so, and I think they dropped
Speaker 3: the Cochrane when John changed the name.
Speaker 1: Right, because Jesse Kutzopolis and the rippers is just a mouthful,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Yeah, nobody doesn't flow.
Speaker 3: It doesn't flow, So I agree with that change, but.
Speaker 1: This things felt like Cochrane and Cockroach were just two
Speaker 1: similar yea Jesse cockroach. I mean that's what he should
Speaker 1: have gone with, Jesse cockroach for company, Jesse Jesse cockroach Cochrane,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: He would have been booked solid, you know, Jesse and
Speaker 3: the cockroaches. So Joey does a baby voice for Michelle,
Speaker 3: and DJ asks for a raise in her allowance. The
Speaker 3: family waves at the camera and that's the promo, and
Speaker 3: back in the back on the couch, the family in
Speaker 3: real time is applouding enthusiastically yay yay. DJ again asks
Speaker 3: for a raise in her allowance, and Stephanie says they
Speaker 3: might receive eighteen letters tomorrow. Ooops. Danny leads the family
Speaker 3: into the kitchen to celebrate with ice cream, but we
Speaker 3: hear the ferret again. Jesse runs over to the bay window,
Speaker 3: where at last he retrieves this ferret, a white and gray,
Speaker 3: long furry animal.
Speaker 2: Is this a real This must have been a real ferret?
Speaker 3: Like, I don't know where you rent one of these things.
Speaker 1: But like the well, of course it was a real ferret.
Speaker 1: Did you think it was a fake ferret? It's not
Speaker 1: an electronic ferret?
Speaker 3: Like where do you who do you call to say, hey,
Speaker 3: animal trainer, here's just bring me your nearest ferret. You know,
Speaker 3: this is not a pets.
Speaker 1: That's the thing.
Speaker 3: Are pets?
Speaker 1: Well not legally in California, but you But my neighbor
Speaker 1: across the street had a ferret when I was a kid,
Speaker 1: and they are stinky out, terrible little creatures. They really
Speaker 1: aren't that great. They're rodents. Yeah, well I could be
Speaker 1: wrong again. I'm gonna go into my poor zoological fact here,
Speaker 1: but they are rodents, little ferret things, you know, and
Speaker 1: minx are the female version which we make coats out of.
Speaker 1: Oh uh, but yeah, they more than likely that ferret
Speaker 1: that's in the Tanner household is someone's pet, because there's
Speaker 1: I just don't think there's a large population of random
Speaker 1: wild ferrets running around San Francisco. It's probably I think
Speaker 1: it's it's someone's pet.
Speaker 3: It's got to be someone's pet. Gotta be someone's you know,
Speaker 3: rats are dirty and nobody wants to see a rat,
Speaker 3: you know.
Speaker 2: But a ferret's kind of cutting, right.
Speaker 1: No one wants to see a rat, but a ferret
Speaker 1: is a more acceptable version of a rodent.
Speaker 3: Okay, But I have to say.
Speaker 1: The monster timeline of the ferret, like that B story
Speaker 1: was a little and I'm I maybe.
Speaker 3: You know, oh, tell me, tell me.
Speaker 1: I just it's kind of it felt like a payoff. Oh,
Speaker 1: it felt like a like I was wondering. I was like,
Speaker 1: why do we write the ferret storyline?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I mean there was that the physical comedy bit in
Speaker 3: the garage where you know, Jesse's in the Carl space
Speaker 3: upside down.
Speaker 2: So maybe it was to have a funny bit between
Speaker 2: Joey and.
Speaker 3: J I don't know. I guess we'll agree it was
Speaker 3: a weak storyline.
Speaker 1: Also breaking news according to our wonderful Factor producer, see,
Speaker 1: ferrets aren't rodents. They're actually part of the weasel family.
Speaker 1: They don't well, they don't meet the requirements for being
Speaker 1: a rodent, which includes having continuously growing incisors, which is
Speaker 1: why rats have to chew on Does their teeth constantly grow?
Speaker 3: Wow? So I did not think that. Yeah, you know
Speaker 3: a lot about.
Speaker 1: Reading from a fact, don't That's but I do know
Speaker 1: that that's why rats have to like chew on things
Speaker 1: because they they will their teeth keep growing, which is
Speaker 1: why they bite pretty painfully. But yeah, weasels, weasels, all right,
Speaker 1: but yeah, just tell it like a weird b storyline
Speaker 1: of like a loose weasel, you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought it would.
Speaker 3: I thought it would come to a more dramatic ending
Speaker 3: of a weasel or the ferret chase scene around the
Speaker 3: house or something.
Speaker 2: But now he just lifts it up.
Speaker 1: And to be honest, it really it really the timeline
Speaker 1: of it was the loose ferret and the weasel thing, yeah,
Speaker 1: really was the thing that threw us off.
Speaker 3: With Joey's room.
Speaker 1: So I just feel like the weasel was a It
Speaker 1: was an odd choice. We did have now two animals.
Speaker 1: We had two animal and a poodle and a weasel.
Speaker 1: For excuse me, a poodle and a ferret.
Speaker 3: A poodle and a fair I love it, you know,
Speaker 3: does not not your average animal with a ferret and
Speaker 3: even the big standard poodle. You don't see those are
Speaker 3: it's normally a joke, do like, Well, they're usually groomed,
Speaker 3: prissy poodle, They're usually prissy, right right, This one was
Speaker 3: very fluffy.
Speaker 2: It was more like a doodle in my opinion, but
Speaker 2: it was.
Speaker 1: Da Vinci the doodle, Da Vinci the doodle.
Speaker 3: Oh so cute, so cute.
Speaker 1: So they they get the ferret.
Speaker 3: Jesse promises Joey that he's going to take the ferret
Speaker 3: to Big Sir and set him free in a safe way.
Speaker 3: Joey is relieved, and the guy's exit to the kitchen
Speaker 3: while once again singing born free, as free as the
Speaker 3: wind blows, so and that's our joy.
Speaker 1: Jesse picks up this thing with no gloves and takes
Speaker 1: it into the kitchen where they're eating dinner.
Speaker 3: Yes, well, the catcher's mitt is probably back down in.
Speaker 1: This pest control specialist is playing fast and loose. Here
Speaker 1: he is with an unknown, potentially rabid ferret.
Speaker 2: You know, I I wouldn't hire him.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't hire him as my uh my past control specialist,
Speaker 3: that's for sure.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, I don't know how much pests he's controlling,
Speaker 1: but he's doing a lot of other things on the job,
Speaker 1: so maybe the ferre it's the least of his problems.
Speaker 3: He's just trying to get the women. He just wants
Speaker 3: to extorminate these women's houses, so then you can have
Speaker 3: a date. That's the purpose of his job. Oh Jesse,
Speaker 3: oh boy, well that you look tell us you're what
Speaker 3: do you haven't everywhere you look moment?
Speaker 1: Well I did have. I had an everywhere you look moment,
Speaker 1: but it's not one that we sort of haven't had before,
Speaker 1: which is everywhere you look. Joey is again wearing double
Speaker 1: Swatch watches.
Speaker 3: Oh he is.
Speaker 1: He's again wearing double Swatches.
Speaker 2: He's he's very committed to that.
Speaker 3: Look. That's you know, it's a part of his geometric
Speaker 3: shaped shirt cartoon shirts.
Speaker 1: Right, look at me. I'm so wacky.
Speaker 3: I've got two watches. Okay, well, hey, he can pull
Speaker 3: it off.
Speaker 2: He's the one character that really can.
Speaker 3: Pull it off.
Speaker 1: That was the that was the everywhere you look moment
Speaker 1: for me and what.
Speaker 3: I've got one? I've got one and it blew my mind.
Speaker 3: I don't even think you noticed.
Speaker 1: John's pronunciation of signor is hilarious because he keeps calling
Speaker 1: it senior ferret. It's just an old ferret. He's like
Speaker 1: senior ferret.
Speaker 3: And it's supposed to be supposed to be signor ferret,
Speaker 3: but he's like senior ferret.
Speaker 1: Brian opposed to junior Ferret right sophomore Ferret.
Speaker 3: And I can just see Brian Cale chasing after John
Speaker 3: trying to get him to pronounce it the right way,
Speaker 3: and I don't know, it's not listening to him.
Speaker 2: That's exactly what happened.
Speaker 3: Well, my everywhere you look moment about this.
Speaker 2: Okay, So, Jody, the.
Speaker 3: Sweatshirt that you're wearing in the last scene when we're
Speaker 3: all watching the promo on the couch.
Speaker 1: Right right right with the little like TV's on it.
Speaker 3: Yes, I wore that sweatshirt in episode three back to
Speaker 3: School or the first day of school.
Speaker 2: I Kimmy was wearing that.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, and you're exact same sweatshirt.
Speaker 1: In the next ep I think in the next episode,
Speaker 1: I'm wearing a repeat of something. This was again the
Speaker 1: first like twelve episodes. We were probably reusing wardrobe because
Speaker 1: I didn't get picked up full for a full season,
Speaker 1: so it was like real people where you actually have
Speaker 1: to wear things repeatedly, like a normal house. But I
Speaker 1: didn't know that that was your sweatshirt. It was because
Speaker 1: I was thinking I was wearing it and I was like,
Speaker 1: it's so cute on stuff, like it's all big and
Speaker 1: baggy and very now I know why because it was yours.
Speaker 3: Thanks Oh yeahs Kimmy. I was as soon as I
Speaker 3: saw it, I was like, I think I wore that,
Speaker 3: And then I went and looked. I went back to
Speaker 3: episode three and looked, and I'm like, yep, that is
Speaker 3: the exact same sweatshirt.
Speaker 2: Well, sharing clothes from an.
Speaker 1: Own you know, maybe yeah, Kimmy and stuff. You know,
Speaker 1: she was like, hey, can I borrow your sweatshirt? M
Speaker 1: or maybe she stole it.
Speaker 3: She probably stole it. I mean, remember this is the
Speaker 3: start of our frenemy ship, so I think maybe you
Speaker 3: know what, we were close shorrowed it. She was like, yeah, sure,
Speaker 3: I'll do it.
Speaker 1: And then she spilled something on it and ruined it.
Speaker 1: And then Kimmy and that was right, and that was
Speaker 1: like part of it too.
Speaker 3: It was like this little kid and this little kid
Speaker 3: spilling stuff on my sweatshirt. That's it. That's it.
Speaker 2: Origin story of the frenemy ship right here.
Speaker 1: People all started with a sweatshirt.
Speaker 3: So not a bad episode, not a bad The a.
Speaker 1: Storyline was the very first promo. I don't know that we
Speaker 1: ever had our very second promo, but our very first one.
Speaker 1: Went pretty well.
Speaker 3: It went pretty well, pretty well, Yeah, not bad. I'm
Speaker 3: glad Danny took over and didn't let Ronnie run the show.
Speaker 1: No, Ronnie, Ronnie, and I gotta say, Ronnie is coming
Speaker 1: into a house.
Speaker 3: You could have played the sympathy card with the.
Speaker 1: Mom gone and the done, lean into the emotion and
Speaker 1: the story, Ronnie.
Speaker 3: Nope, Nope, instead costumes and hiring actors child actors to
Speaker 3: play I feel like she was.
Speaker 1: I don't think Ronnie made it very long at Channel
Speaker 1: eight after that. I think I think they were like,
Speaker 1: you know what, you are just not getting the vibe Ronnie.
Speaker 3: Well, maybe this is setting up for Wake Up San
Speaker 3: Francisco next season or whenever that is right with Becky
Speaker 3: and and Dan.
Speaker 2: Right, you know, Ronnie, Ronnie never would have gotten that job.
Speaker 3: She's job.
Speaker 1: No, but this is where, this is where San Francisco
Speaker 1: fell in love with Danny Tanner and that's how he
Speaker 1: wound up on Wake Up Serrances Gone.
Speaker 3: I buy that, figuring it all, I buy that together. Wow,
Speaker 3: we've put a lot together this episode. We we have
Speaker 3: we have a lot of explanations. Maybe they're correct, maybe
Speaker 3: they're not. Doesn't matter, No, doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: No, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It can be
Speaker 1: whatever we want it to be, just like the size
Speaker 1: of the backyard.
Speaker 3: Exactly our shape shifting opinions. Yes, to go with the
Speaker 3: shape shifting backyard. Yes, well maybe, Jody.
Speaker 1: It's been a pleasure, yes, doing our first promo and
Speaker 1: this was it was so exciting to finally see Kimmy
Speaker 1: back with another episode. Thank god, in that many in this.
Speaker 2: First uh now these first.
Speaker 3: I'm only in I'm only in five total in season one,
Speaker 3: so now we've knocked out two of them.
Speaker 1: But you ate it so worth it with your delivery
Speaker 1: of the Polter Guys line.
Speaker 3: Yeah, back, I do. Yes, I I'm just gonna I'm
Speaker 3: just gonna say that. I'm just gonna call you in
Speaker 3: the middle of the night.
Speaker 1: They're back, like, oh god, no not again?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: All right, well, and we will be back next week
Speaker 1: for another episode. But in the meantime, if you have comments, suggestions,
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Speaker 1: We're so excited that we get to do this every week.
Speaker 1: And uh yeah, it's so much fun. And remember, ferrets
Speaker 1: aren't rodents, they're weasels.
Speaker 3: Weasels. Yeah, if you take nothing else away from this episode,
Speaker 3: take away the fact that ferrets are weasels.
Speaker 1: Yep, and the word O differous. There you go, and
Speaker 1: with that, wow.
Speaker 3: An educational podcast. Ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 1: Yep, you're welcome. Guys, you are welcome. And remember, the
Speaker 1: world is the world. No, the world is small, not
Speaker 1: the world is good. Say, I was gonna remember I
Speaker 1: was telling all that. Remember I came up with this,
Speaker 1: You came up with this phrase. And now you're and
Speaker 1: you think that means I remember something. I appreciate your
Speaker 1: confidence in me. But yeah, no, all right.
Speaker 3: Take two, Take two, ready to Yes.
Speaker 1: The world is small, but the house is full.
Speaker 3: Yes, that's it.
Speaker 2: You did it, You did it?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Sweet?
Speaker 1: Are you sure that doesn't make sense? Yeah?
Speaker 3: The world it's a small world. The world is small,
Speaker 3: but the house is full, like full of people and
Speaker 3: full of love.
Speaker 1: Because it's small.
Speaker 2: I don't know you made it up.
Speaker 3: I thought you knew what the meaning was I like it, though,
Speaker 3: I think I think.
Speaker 1: Next week we'll be arguing about the meaning of this
Speaker 1: and so many other things. So thanks so much for
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