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Speaker 1: who is here?
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go to my left.
Speaker 1: It's a woman who has been gone playing tennis, and
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Speaker 4: Thank you so much. I'm so jet lagged.
Speaker 1: Where where did you get the banana tattoo?
Speaker 5: At this place called Super Sweet Tattoos in Echo Park?
Speaker 1: When did you do it a while ago? How could
Speaker 1: you not even mention?
Speaker 5: I kind of.
Speaker 2: Forgot chat legged from.
Speaker 4: I was in Europe. I just got back.
Speaker 1: What was your highlight?
Speaker 5: My highlight was actually Ireland? I really enjoyed Ireland.
Speaker 1: Okay, I got engaged in Highland.
Speaker 5: Did you wear in Ireland?
Speaker 1: Dublin?
Speaker 5: No one was like my least favorite divorcing Okay.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay. Also with us as a woman, We've missed
Speaker 1: you so much. She's got a gorgeous blowout, she's got
Speaker 1: a symmetrical face. She is she is truly an icon
Speaker 1: a queen. I would say, our fans are always like,
Speaker 1: where is she? Yeah, they want to know where you are.
Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, your friend, my friend, pageant, brother, you've
Speaker 1: been doing Criminal Minds did.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's exciting.
Speaker 1: That's excited.
Speaker 2: We're gonna start again in August.
Speaker 1: Thank god, I'll disappear again. But you know what, we
Speaker 1: have you now. We miss it. We really missed you,
Speaker 1: and I know that our listeners missed. I miss you
Speaker 1: guys too. I'm so happy to be here also with
Speaker 1: us as a man that that we wanted to do
Speaker 1: our our We wanted to do our Draft Picks with.
Speaker 1: But he was too busy playing the part of June Squib.
Speaker 1: He's he's wearing a June Squib hat right now.
Speaker 6: You just let me tick? Yeah, yeah, please just let
Speaker 6: me tick. Okay, Yeah, I want to Draft Picks, but
Speaker 6: I couldn't be there.
Speaker 1: He's the captain, your friend, my friend, Doug Benson.
Speaker 6: Yay. But I'm you know, excited to be back in it.
Speaker 6: And I got to say, you know, in a way,
Speaker 6: it was a bit cleansing to not hassle with Draft Picks,
Speaker 6: you know what I mean. I got to watch episode
Speaker 6: one pretty fresh. I didn't have those opinions based on
Speaker 6: their terrible bios and also terrible pictures.
Speaker 1: I feel like we were pretty accurate. And we'll get
Speaker 1: to that in a second.
Speaker 6: I bet you were. That's the other thing is it's
Speaker 6: getting easier.
Speaker 1: I feel I think we were pretty accurate. But so
Speaker 1: we'll circle back to that one second. A man who
Speaker 1: is we jugged past each other now numerous times are
Speaker 1: on the reservoir, and one time we stopped and chatted.
Speaker 1: But now it's so hot that if you stop, you're
Speaker 1: not gonna stay. And so we high five hi fi.
Speaker 7: We give you a sign language you got.
Speaker 1: This n because it's really hot out. And then I
Speaker 1: see a mustache coming. But you're very fast.
Speaker 7: I have to say one thank you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know from the boys, you know, from supernatural
Speaker 1: Ladies and gentleman. Is he ever gonna find love? I
Speaker 1: mean Bachelor of the year. Am I still sixteen? Through
Speaker 1: twenty yeah?
Speaker 7: Through twenty twenty four? I mean I'm almost ten years
Speaker 7: that's true.
Speaker 2: Sixteen are wet.
Speaker 1: We can't make it to Keys. I feel like you're
Speaker 1: the bachelor.
Speaker 7: And in my real life I've been divorced.
Speaker 1: And you've had a baby, and that doesn't matter. You
Speaker 1: are our Bachelor twenty twenty four.
Speaker 7: Thank you so much for having me in the.
Speaker 1: Secretary of State. Of course, we have the Captain. We
Speaker 1: have our physician, and we have our bachelor year head
Speaker 1: is it? What are you looking for this year versus
Speaker 1: the other years? What are you looking for that you
Speaker 1: missed out between twenty six years?
Speaker 7: So a guy who you know who really gets me? Yeah,
Speaker 7: Jesse Palmer, Jesse Palmer type.
Speaker 1: Okay, great, Okay, So Jason so absent and absent tee
Speaker 1: dad exactly.
Speaker 3: So.
Speaker 1: Also, this is a woman who missed her draft picks
Speaker 1: and we missed her so much. Ladies and gentlemen, we
Speaker 1: love her, We miss her. We couldn't do this without her.
Speaker 1: Doctor kat Money Levy, Hi, Katie.
Speaker 8: Very far from my color.
Speaker 1: Okay. What I want to say is based on our
Speaker 1: draft picks. I feel that I picked sam M to
Speaker 1: win and didn't he get picked Aaron. Oh no, that's
Speaker 1: never gonna.
Speaker 9: And then picked sam M and then Mo's lots of
Speaker 9: the all picked mos.
Speaker 1: Ghosts already gone.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's the one that said he ghosts everyone who's
Speaker 5: ever met.
Speaker 1: Okay, that.
Speaker 8: Sam M to be high up and he seems to
Speaker 8: be a strong.
Speaker 1: I think he's a tool. I think he's a real tool.
Speaker 1: But he I thought I picked him to win, So
Speaker 1: I picked Aaron boy by the way he looks so
Speaker 1: different in his photo and he looks so different than Noah,
Speaker 1: my god. Yeah, I agree with you, Aaron. Here's the thing,
Speaker 1: here's what I want to say about Aaron. Look, the
Speaker 1: Pearls first arrived on The Bachelor maybe like four years ago,
Speaker 1: and I'm like Nate, and it was cool and revolutionary.
Speaker 1: Now when I see somebody who's gone to like raw
Speaker 1: stress for like he goes to like Claire's at the
Speaker 1: mall on Aaron, it feels like my cousin who works
Speaker 1: at like best Buy has just it's not cool. And
Speaker 1: then when he's like bitching.
Speaker 9: Well he's also like, you know, just like man splaining
Speaker 9: my intelligence just like his just like happened to these.
Speaker 7: People never watched Bachelor before, you can't.
Speaker 1: Due And that happened to his brother, His brother had
Speaker 1: Bennett kept explaining it was to his.
Speaker 3: You know what.
Speaker 6: Is well, so was he trying to be funny, but
Speaker 6: the same.
Speaker 1: He gave a book on emotional intelligence. It's like the
Speaker 1: same book that got past his brother from Bennett he
Speaker 1: passed to another person.
Speaker 8: You know what's funny?
Speaker 9: Is really reacted back to that, probably because his brother
Speaker 9: has done that to him.
Speaker 5: His entire life.
Speaker 1: Yes, and yes, I'm getting to hear too. Aaron is
Speaker 1: such a drap. He's such a drag. Well, here we are.
Speaker 2: It's great television, though, that guy is so insecure.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, here we are in Australia. Jesse Palmer
Speaker 1: is nowhere to be found except for one line at
Speaker 1: the end, which is one rose left. It felt cg
Speaker 1: I did it felt like he was I felt like
Speaker 1: he wasn't there the entire episode. And they brought the
Speaker 1: guys back from like who'd already been cut from being sequestered,
Speaker 1: to see like a behind the back shot of him
Speaker 1: bring it didn't feel real.
Speaker 10: Well, you know, it begs the question this, this show
Speaker 10: really doesn't need a host.
Speaker 7: No host doesn't do anything. There's no need for it.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say this, and I said this last week,
Speaker 1: and I'm going to just open it up to the gang.
Speaker 1: I'm finding her to be delightful. I thought she was
Speaker 1: gonna be dull, and I'm finding her to be adorable
Speaker 1: and sweet. And I like that she's she she seems
Speaker 1: like she's a hard worker, cold paget, you look confused.
Speaker 2: She seems sweet. I find I'm sure she's a hard
Speaker 2: worker pizzazz, yeah, okay, but I'm open to it.
Speaker 5: Okay, I wouldn't say there's pizzazz. She's just a very
Speaker 5: normal like this. That's someone I've been friends with jen
Speaker 5: in my life.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 6: You don't want to think too much about her cadence
Speaker 6: when she's narrating things, okay, because every sentence goes up
Speaker 6: like it's a real yes, a real thing that starts
Speaker 6: to eat at your brain. Is she gonna stop speaking
Speaker 6: this way? Who's gonna take her aside to go? You
Speaker 6: don't say it that way.
Speaker 1: It was hard to hear everybody on the show go
Speaker 1: welcome to hear them like nobody in the United Melbourne Melbourne.
Speaker 1: Nobody knows it's Melbourne. Let's just call Melbourne, like like,
Speaker 1: we don't know. To hear them go welcome to Melbourne.
Speaker 1: You're like me, what.
Speaker 2: Then the producer had to clarify it by saying, isn't
Speaker 2: it Melbourne? Yeah, and they're like, she can answer.
Speaker 1: I mean, it was hard to hear something, buddy two.
Speaker 1: Our ear keeps saying Melbourne, Melbourne, and you know that
Speaker 1: they weren't saying it right. You could tell they panicked
Speaker 1: every time they got to that part of the sentence,
Speaker 1: and they had to say it.
Speaker 2: I broke up with a guy once, not entirely, mostly
Speaker 2: because no, because he said cut it.
Speaker 1: Okay, wait what for no white guy.
Speaker 11: From Minnesota, Oka, It's over? Can I say my ex husband?
Speaker 1: He would my ex husband would call him Ben Ben
Speaker 1: a fleck. I'm like, it's been a flat He'd be like,
Speaker 1: but like the whole eighteen years we were together, he'd
Speaker 1: be like, well, Ben a fleck. I'm like, Ben Affleck's
Speaker 1: been aflac a fly Ben a flex effect.
Speaker 3: It had.
Speaker 10: Childrend is Scottish and she just because she's Scottish, I
Speaker 10: don't know they call she calls uh Billy Joel Billy Joel,
Speaker 10: which makes me laugh.
Speaker 1: Billy Joe, Billy Joel Billy Joel.
Speaker 2: I was just from Michigan but had like ear infections
Speaker 2: when he was a kid. So he still thinks at
Speaker 2: Middler's name is Bett Meddler. It's not like we talk
Speaker 2: about Bett Meddler a lot, but Meddler Wait.
Speaker 6: For back it up. I mean, hello, Dolly is the
Speaker 6: greatest Meddler of all time?
Speaker 1: Be Meddler Meddler. Now, Doug, are you liking gen except
Speaker 1: for her Caden.
Speaker 6: Is uh, she's uh, she's growing on me a little bit.
Speaker 6: But what I'm not loving about her is it just
Speaker 6: feels like she's really down with the program. Like she's
Speaker 6: like she's happily making out with everybody. She doesn't ship
Speaker 6: when the dudes are having a fight, like, she's just like,
Speaker 6: you guys work that out. I don't care. I like
Speaker 6: I'm gonna eat ice cream.
Speaker 1: Like she she only kissed one guy, which I've never seen.
Speaker 7: She went to town, yes she.
Speaker 6: Did, jumped out of a plane and hung out with
Speaker 6: a snake, both things that she's pretty terrified of.
Speaker 5: Yeah, doesn't have ferocious love sound healthy?
Speaker 6: They really grabbed that word and ran with.
Speaker 5: It so I could reckless love. I was like, you
Speaker 5: guys are out of control.
Speaker 1: Ferocious and a ferocious love feels like there's no way
Speaker 1: it can last past three weeks.
Speaker 6: And you bother me you're hot and bothered by her.
Speaker 6: Nelson Riley, that.
Speaker 7: Was weird when this that douchebag Sam was like, you.
Speaker 1: Bother me a dumb Tom.
Speaker 5: He's like, let's keep it Peach.
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, attacked him.
Speaker 6: Everybody.
Speaker 1: She's horny for him, though she really is.
Speaker 7: Good.
Speaker 1: They did have a good kiss the first night, because
Speaker 1: sometimes the kisses are disgusting, and I felt like that
Speaker 1: first kiss.
Speaker 2: I was like, Okay, that's a good she can kiss,
Speaker 2: she can kiss.
Speaker 10: You get a fast forward though, when she kissed who's
Speaker 10: the guy at the Spencer.
Speaker 1: The pet photographer?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, like just the glorified Etsy salesman.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the one who's like, I can print anybody, I
Speaker 1: can put anything on a phone case that I'm going
Speaker 1: to choose your pet. So here we are, by the way,
Speaker 1: which I've already bought so many of for both of you.
Speaker 1: I probably keep his family.
Speaker 4: It was always Spencer.
Speaker 1: It was always Spencer. Okay, so here we are. They're like,
Speaker 1: Melbourne is a complete vibe. We've got a city scape.
Speaker 1: It's all vibing. I'm vibing with it. I'm vibing with Melbourne.
Speaker 1: That was hard, That's what I was like. I am
Speaker 1: a lot older than she, twenty six.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it feels she feels.
Speaker 1: When somebody's describing a new city. It's a complete vibe.
Speaker 1: It's vibing. It's all vibing. I'm vibing like I'm vibing
Speaker 1: with Paris. It's a vibe. I'm vibing with it.
Speaker 2: I can't vibe was around last year, wasn't it? Yes, girls,
Speaker 2: it's just girls.
Speaker 10: It's for lack of for fear of sounding like an
Speaker 10: old man, which I am, but it sounds like an
Speaker 10: Instagram post.
Speaker 7: Yes, the way that she speaks something.
Speaker 1: Yes right, yes, hashtag vibes.
Speaker 2: Isn't that what it's from?
Speaker 7: No, I'm serious, I know, as opposed like what a
Speaker 7: great city this is?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'm vibing with it.
Speaker 6: The rise of the expression it's a vibe or what
Speaker 6: what kind of vibe is going on? Is whatever situation
Speaker 6: you're in? And then add the word vibe.
Speaker 10: Yeah, you know what I mean, like vibes, Oh we
Speaker 10: got a podcast vibe.
Speaker 9: Es.
Speaker 12: Yeah, if you can do funeral funeral vibe like you
Speaker 12: can do bad vibes to funeral, this is got a
Speaker 12: you know.
Speaker 6: Or you just say vibe with none of the other thing.
Speaker 1: To vie for themselves, you know, vibes, uncle vibes, vibing.
Speaker 6: Vibe, total crib death vibes. Wow.
Speaker 1: So then we're baby just like all the other batslor.
Speaker 7: Just the check please, thank you.
Speaker 3: So then we have.
Speaker 1: Uh so now we have vying to be I wanted
Speaker 1: to say so then the first thing is a group date,
Speaker 1: and what you would think would be the two people
Speaker 1: the villain who was Brian the dick ship, who then
Speaker 1: fronted Jeremy who flew in his Ferrari. It was like,
Speaker 1: you're sure you could turn around? I got your keys, bro.
Speaker 1: They had no problem on the date together. They just
Speaker 1: were fine. And then you have Devon who's like, none
Speaker 1: of these guys are common. I'll like, Devin is like,
Speaker 1: step aside Brian, I got this. I'm gonna be the villain. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I just they were all vying to be the villain.
Speaker 6: There was such villain replacement happened in that episode. Yeah,
Speaker 6: because the guy with the keys, I thought he was
Speaker 6: gonna be for weeks and everybody would hate him because
Speaker 6: he was so hatable, and he just backed down.
Speaker 7: He faded out.
Speaker 1: And Devin looks like he has tequila diarrhea. He looks
Speaker 1: like he likes tequila, and his sweat smells like tequila.
Speaker 2: He looks he's not gonna have a good time at
Speaker 2: sell you later if he goes to bathroom in.
Speaker 1: Paradise cheap vodka that we would buy in college, stamp
Speaker 1: off or pop off. He's a handle yet, like a handle,
Speaker 1: he feels like his sweats pop off and like has
Speaker 1: tequila ship.
Speaker 9: There's something about him that like really bothers me, like
Speaker 9: like there's someone like specific that he reminds me he's got.
Speaker 6: You know, Pete Davidson.
Speaker 8: Davidson like seem it's actually like a nice guy.
Speaker 6: And so that that does make Devin a little bit
Speaker 6: more likable. I think same with Uh. He also reminds
Speaker 6: me of John Cryer a lot, but usually John plays
Speaker 6: likable characters too. I think he just seems like, yeah,
Speaker 6: that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 8: He just seems like such like a man splainer.
Speaker 5: He like the worst.
Speaker 7: You can see what he was like at fourteen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's also like this guy he's like he's
Speaker 1: got his raised by his single mom. I just want
Speaker 1: the family to state it. It's like you see where
Speaker 1: he's look, he comes by it honestly, but he's like
Speaker 1: what when people just go, look, I know I'm an asshole,
Speaker 1: assuming it's who I am, Well, you are an asshole?
Speaker 6: So that doesn't Why does everybody think I have to
Speaker 6: say sorry all the time?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: What sorry?
Speaker 2: I may I ask a question, Yes, do you remember
Speaker 2: Brandon with the jewelry from the previous stots around in
Speaker 2: the earrings and is is that? Do you think they're
Speaker 2: vying to be the villain because that guy got some
Speaker 2: longevity out of it.
Speaker 1: Brandon got engaged to Serena around how Nick Vild did
Speaker 1: it well.
Speaker 2: Nick Vile now co hosts a show with Patty Stanger.
Speaker 1: I know on television unbelievable.
Speaker 6: And I don't think that. I don't think Devin can cry,
Speaker 6: because he might at some point. I don't think he
Speaker 6: can cry that it was a villain edit that he got.
Speaker 2: No, I think they want to be the villain because
Speaker 2: it gives them franchise longevity.
Speaker 6: That's he would be better at being villainous. He's he's
Speaker 6: it's so weird how he really talks his way. He's
Speaker 6: so like Professor Harold Hill or something, the way he
Speaker 6: says things like, well I went first, You guys could
Speaker 6: go ahead and have him.
Speaker 9: He's a She would never win a fight with him.
Speaker 1: No, I've dated that, they just turn it around. I've
Speaker 1: dated that it's a fucking nice.
Speaker 8: I've known that they turn it around and somehow it's
Speaker 8: your fault every.
Speaker 10: Time it says he's from Houston here, Yes, sir, But
Speaker 10: doesn't he seem like he's from Jersey.
Speaker 1: He feels like he's on Long Island.
Speaker 5: He scream talks.
Speaker 1: He could live in Houston.
Speaker 2: Now that's what I mean.
Speaker 6: He's of face and body swagger all the time moving around.
Speaker 1: What's his diarrhea? It keeps moving. So they go on
Speaker 1: this They go on and they have kangaroo kangaroo ball shots?
Speaker 1: What was that?
Speaker 8: I was disgusting to be very upset?
Speaker 3: What was it?
Speaker 1: What was that?
Speaker 6: Doug was supposed to be kangaroo's testicles? I don't apparently
Speaker 6: are pleasant enough that nobody one person spin it out?
Speaker 6: Most people work.
Speaker 1: I look like just a shot? Where was the mom explained?
Speaker 6: A little meat ball?
Speaker 1: And I don't want that.
Speaker 6: But their balls must be like, uh, it's a pretty
Speaker 6: big ball, bungee or something. Must not be very hard
Speaker 6: to bite into because it is easy to get rid
Speaker 6: of it.
Speaker 1: It seemed like a weird first episode, Like I considered
Speaker 1: this the real first episode? Like did it seem weird?
Speaker 1: Did they normally start out with like a one on
Speaker 1: one day? Did it seem weird to just be like
Speaker 1: walking there was? Didn't they do the kangaroo testicles?
Speaker 6: Birth Day?
Speaker 1: First, That's what I'm saying that that that feels that
Speaker 1: I felt like normally they do it one on one again,
Speaker 1: felt like.
Speaker 10: They also don't normally travel just like walk.
Speaker 1: They're like walking around the city in a way that
Speaker 1: felt weird for a very first big episode.
Speaker 2: Something new that they went to is this the new
Speaker 2: executive producer.
Speaker 1: Now, I feel like they must have had a budget
Speaker 1: cut and maybe Australia was like, we'll pay for this.
Speaker 11: They do that right the Board of Tourism Australia, and
Speaker 11: she has less guys.
Speaker 1: I mean, there's definitely less episodes.
Speaker 2: Rebates and discount free hotels and free.
Speaker 1: K do they normally start out with a one on one.
Speaker 9: Day to a group day, but it's just the traveling
Speaker 9: one on one.
Speaker 1: I think the first episode, right, that's what we had.
Speaker 1: We only had one and then she got she gave
Speaker 1: the guy alone time. I don't know, Okay, so they
Speaker 1: go on there, they go on the thing there so
Speaker 1: they sam And starts spinning out about what.
Speaker 10: He at first was the one that was mad at
Speaker 10: dev and I think, oh.
Speaker 2: Right, because he took her aside for ice cream, he
Speaker 2: stuck her out of the day. It's the beginning of
Speaker 2: that conflict.
Speaker 1: And then the guy who curls his eyelashes, Yes, he
Speaker 1: doesn't to watch.
Speaker 2: Out for Sam, the Persian Sam.
Speaker 1: He he was the one that was spitting on and
Speaker 1: he couldn't have dairy.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm not doing good. I'm not doing good.
Speaker 4: I honestly, everything about Sam is so triggering to me.
Speaker 2: Something like Sam m or Sam an everywhere and Sam
Speaker 2: n is.
Speaker 4: And the one who's just like I'm.
Speaker 5: A love virgin, like shut up and oh that's those
Speaker 5: are my brothers, Like, oh, we can't do this.
Speaker 4: Only can't do that.
Speaker 5: Oh I need this, Yeah, just like shut up? Okay,
Speaker 5: curling his eyelashes.
Speaker 1: The curling of the eyelash was a new. So Devin
Speaker 1: doesn't want to get lost in the group, so he
Speaker 1: pulls her aside and he has some ice cream for
Speaker 1: her and Aaron the Twin and the Pearls feels really
Speaker 1: disrespected about the ice cream. Meanwhile, Doug, they go to
Speaker 1: a comedy festival. Yeah, and they have ten minutes to
Speaker 1: write jokes. I couldn't believe you guys were are not
Speaker 1: like because normally you come early.
Speaker 7: That was that was the big joke.
Speaker 6: Showing that's ever been said on that show, you.
Speaker 1: Know, do you know her?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 7: Okay, I didn't.
Speaker 6: The whole thing say, it seems so real odd because
Speaker 6: it was like they were walking in on a show
Speaker 6: in progress every day in a cafe with his little crowd,
Speaker 6: and she's like, what's this shop? This is the whole show.
Speaker 6: We're going to stop the show so they could all
Speaker 6: write their material. Yeah, my god, and we're going to
Speaker 6: film it with.
Speaker 2: Well they cast extra. I mean, this was obviously a scenario.
Speaker 2: They were filled with every yellow sign.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then Devins. Devin's joke was Jen wants a
Speaker 1: ferocious love, not a fraternal love. Basically, I felt like
Speaker 1: he was like, you guys are good, you know.
Speaker 6: Like like she's like her brother.
Speaker 1: He goes, you guys are brown out.
Speaker 4: They were getting along too well and ignoring her.
Speaker 1: That's why.
Speaker 6: Yeah, which you could just guess without having even been there,
Speaker 6: that happens in the Bachelor's every season.
Speaker 1: Somebody's punchline was he's ugly. I know, that's funny.
Speaker 7: Jokes.
Speaker 6: The jokes were not, and they cut him down to like,
Speaker 6: you know, each of them said maybe one.
Speaker 1: Thing roasted Deny, who's funny.
Speaker 5: I love it. I love it.
Speaker 2: When when America has shown proof that not everyone can
Speaker 2: be a comedian.
Speaker 7: I love it.
Speaker 2: Everyone thinks they can.
Speaker 6: I know, but one, why wouldn't she Why wouldn't the
Speaker 6: bachelorette in that experience start to be like, I gotta
Speaker 6: really keep an eye on this Devin. Instead of seeming
Speaker 6: like she doesn't think there's any.
Speaker 9: Problem making her like him more, she keeps all the guys,
Speaker 9: are you got a bad dad?
Speaker 1: She said to She's like, she's like picked bad in
Speaker 1: the past. She's young, and twenty five year old Arden
Speaker 1: would do the same thing, standing up.
Speaker 9: For him, being like yourself, and twenty five year old
Speaker 9: Arden would absolutely be like, well, he's got passion, you
Speaker 9: know what I mean.
Speaker 13: I like.
Speaker 1: The other ones are boring and they're just like they're
Speaker 1: like tattle tales. I'm like, Devin's got a little twiggle
Speaker 1: and I mean me pre therapy. Are you kidding? Absolutely,
Speaker 1: I would. I would pick a really bad one. She's young.
Speaker 1: You look so cute in your hat and your glasses.
Speaker 2: This is such a good look that you think Arden
Speaker 2: is a dressing Doug.
Speaker 1: I'm addressing Doug. The June square hat and then the
Speaker 1: glasses that kind of match.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, they're great. The clear frame with.
Speaker 1: It's so cute with the pink in the and the green.
Speaker 2: And then the olive green's.
Speaker 1: Alicia's great, she's so cute.
Speaker 6: We don't we both have this hat.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's but we don't.
Speaker 6: We never wear the same you have to wear them
Speaker 6: to the movie. That kind of couple her movie.
Speaker 7: I love that.
Speaker 1: That's the merchants. Such a smart hat.
Speaker 2: I really squib pencil. I wish same color.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah me While she pulls aside, I actually found
Speaker 1: to be adorable. The guy so she has a little
Speaker 1: after date, the guy that was in the bandage Jonathan,
Speaker 1: and he had the glasses on and the fun socks.
Speaker 1: He was saying that he was a heavy kid till
Speaker 1: he was thirteen. He glowed up. I liked him more
Speaker 1: than I thought I would this episode because like his
Speaker 1: intro wasn't as clever as he's with his look. I
Speaker 1: could I tried the ass out today. It wasn't for me,
Speaker 1: but like he had the ass out and the like
Speaker 1: surgeon outfit on the whole opening episode. But I found
Speaker 1: him kind of cute and sweet this episode.
Speaker 6: The person with the craziest costume or in a box
Speaker 6: or whatever. They always make them ride it out for
Speaker 6: the whole because all the all the other guy said
Speaker 6: were going, why did you change? And they just sort
Speaker 6: of have to shrug, like, well, they told me not to,
Speaker 6: you know, they said, this is the outfit you get
Speaker 6: to have to wear the whole time.
Speaker 2: I don't think he's for her, but I like him.
Speaker 2: It seems like a sweet guy.
Speaker 6: Year than I expected him to be. I expected him
Speaker 6: to be a sillier looking person.
Speaker 2: Yeah, No, he's a man.
Speaker 7: I like the guy that got the rose on that
Speaker 7: group date.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
Speaker 1: Seth Herzog said that Jonathan is as Epstein from Welcome
Speaker 1: Back Cotter.
Speaker 7: Okay, yeah, grant great, who's Epstein?
Speaker 1: Jonathan is Epstein?
Speaker 2: Oh Epstein?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 2: I was thinking of horse Shack.
Speaker 7: Yeah, he's a little.
Speaker 2: Yeah for sure.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So then okay, so then we have uh Devin
Speaker 1: Aaron is pissed off that Devon is high on his horse.
Speaker 1: So he basically, once you've decided to be the like
Speaker 1: tit for, you've decided to take the hit for the
Speaker 1: two on one to get airtime to try to get
Speaker 1: to Paradise, which by the way, is not going to
Speaker 1: be this year, but it is coming back next year.
Speaker 1: They've announced it. You know what, they have to restock
Speaker 1: the pond.
Speaker 6: It would be properly summer. You know, they probably shoot
Speaker 6: it in the winter time and they put it out
Speaker 6: in the summer.
Speaker 8: Yes, that's it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there we go. Okay. So then Grant, so Grant
Speaker 1: seemed like a player. Grant is the one that was
Speaker 1: the basketball player and he's a day trader now and
Speaker 1: he has and he and he's like, you know what
Speaker 1: shaped you to the woman that you are. It feels
Speaker 1: a little bit like a line that's a good one.
Speaker 7: Sure, sure, and.
Speaker 1: You know, and that's when we found out she's been
Speaker 1: working since she was fourteen. She hustled. He's like, I'm
Speaker 1: ready for a family, and I'm like, I don't believe you.
Speaker 7: But no, heels like he's good.
Speaker 1: But I did believe.
Speaker 7: I think he feels like he's doing lines.
Speaker 3: But no, what I don't know.
Speaker 10: I don't know even if even if it is a
Speaker 10: good line, I think there's something behind it.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'll tell you what I was impressed by. He
Speaker 2: was saying, I want to come home, and the kids
Speaker 2: jump all over me, presupposing she's at home and he's
Speaker 2: coming home from work, like a kind of a fifties
Speaker 2: and I'm.
Speaker 1: Like and then yeah, he said, yeah, take her name,
Speaker 1: like her.
Speaker 2: Name with his last name. And she said, what if
Speaker 2: you took my last name? And he said Grant Tran hmm.
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, I am like that and it is a
Speaker 1: cool name.
Speaker 2: He rolled with it so quickly, Yeah, and honestly that
Speaker 2: it made me like him, and it made me like
Speaker 2: her that she said that. She said that too. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I liked that too.
Speaker 1: Sparky, doctor Banana, What did you think of all that?
Speaker 6: What do you think?
Speaker 1: A grand katie, doctor Banana?
Speaker 4: I'm not one hundred percent sold on Grant. I do
Speaker 4: like him.
Speaker 5: I do think there might be a player in there somewhere.
Speaker 3: And can go.
Speaker 8: I think he's nice.
Speaker 9: I didn't quite see a spark with them like I did,
Speaker 9: Like I feel like she has a bigger spark with
Speaker 9: some of the other guys.
Speaker 1: Yes, she's hornier for where she Where does she live?
Speaker 3: Thank you?
Speaker 1: She listened to Boston. It seems they started, but I
Speaker 1: didn't know if they were just trying to keep her
Speaker 1: away from her dad that she hates.
Speaker 7: Okay, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Like, like we saw the brother and we saw her
Speaker 1: mom right, so I didn't know if they flew them,
Speaker 1: and I felt like she was from Florida and she
Speaker 1: was on Joey's season. Oh yeah, she was in Miami.
Speaker 1: She was from Miami.
Speaker 2: I thought she was.
Speaker 1: She was from Miami, I think. And then now now
Speaker 1: they started out in Boston because she's a student.
Speaker 2: Well one hundred and fourteen colleges and universities that'll do
Speaker 2: it there in Boston area.
Speaker 1: So that's the end of the group date, and she
Speaker 1: gave it to Grant. They had a kiss, and she
Speaker 1: gave it to Grant. Yeah, any final thoughts on this
Speaker 1: first chunk before we take a break.
Speaker 7: That was the That was the one when they went
Speaker 7: back and forth with the ice cream. No, that was
Speaker 7: the next one. Yeah, that was the second one. That
Speaker 7: was the second one.
Speaker 1: Was that the second one?
Speaker 2: There's another interrupting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right, because it start because the ice cream
Speaker 1: got laid here first, and then it was at the
Speaker 1: cocktail party with the second round of the ice care,
Speaker 1: so they know it.
Speaker 9: Wasn't the cocktail party it was it was the night
Speaker 9: of the group date. He came in when Aaron had
Speaker 9: the time, and he was like, oh, brought some more
Speaker 9: dessert for you. I think this was the group date
Speaker 9: was the first. He wasn't on two group.
Speaker 1: Dates it was, but like it was like the nighttime
Speaker 1: of the group date wasn't not. I think it was
Speaker 1: the cocktail part.
Speaker 7: If it was the cocktail party, cocktail party, okay, yeah.
Speaker 5: Okay, did it?
Speaker 8: Also confused? There's so much ice cream?
Speaker 1: You know, it's the early phases were well and she
Speaker 1: doesn't even have that many guys and it's still early days,
Speaker 1: you know. I felt like when we did the draft
Speaker 1: picks that we felt like she got the B team.
Speaker 1: I'm liking them more than I thought I would.
Speaker 7: She definitely in.
Speaker 4: Person, it's better than those photos were real weird.
Speaker 1: I Also, I know, like even this guy Austin is cute.
Speaker 1: Like the pictures they all look like they have tequila diarrhea,
Speaker 1: but in real life they're more They're more like robust.
Speaker 4: They're more presentable.
Speaker 1: I mean, I was supprised she didn't keep Bret just
Speaker 1: for like, you know, just like because the guys would
Speaker 1: like him. He can stop and do it split.
Speaker 4: Yeah, unfortunately, didn't stand a chance.
Speaker 7: You got to keep a keg story.
Speaker 3: He's the best.
Speaker 7: Marry my God.
Speaker 5: Can I see the greatest condescen we've had at.
Speaker 2: Just needs to shave his head. He needs to shave his.
Speaker 3: Hair.
Speaker 1: His face is fabulous, just as the Good Lord made.
Speaker 2: So perfect him.
Speaker 1: He a narrator, hickeem as a contestant. Keep being proud
Speaker 1: of how he handled this. We'll get to hike.
Speaker 5: Also's eyes alone. So much is my number?
Speaker 1: I could have Kim Branden like Hi, Keima's top contestant
Speaker 1: for me, of any contestant you've ever had. Or let's
Speaker 1: take a quick break and we'll be right back. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, No they did not, No they did not.
Speaker 3: Oh yes they did.
Speaker 1: And we're back okay. I also wanted to thank everybody
Speaker 1: that came to the live show that Brian and I
Speaker 1: did a Joe's pob What an awesome venue. And we're
Speaker 1: gonna be doing in New York. Will you accept this
Speaker 1: road Saturday, October fifth at the Bellhouse and.
Speaker 4: Brooklest We'll post about the tickets and stuff soon.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're gonna have a link soon. I want to
Speaker 1: ask some of the Golden Bachelourette contestants.
Speaker 4: We have to get Susan.
Speaker 1: We need to get Susan. I want to get Ellen
Speaker 1: to come out because she seems to have like rejected.
Speaker 6: All of this.
Speaker 5: Uh, we should have her to do a health class
Speaker 5: for us Ellen, Yeah, a health teacher.
Speaker 4: Yeah from Ellen. We should I'll bring a projector oh
Speaker 4: my god.
Speaker 1: And then Susan we could have like maybe maybe she's
Speaker 1: get married. Maybe Susan could go on a date like
Speaker 1: Jaques did from our lives.
Speaker 4: She met someone, She's got a man.
Speaker 1: That's fun.
Speaker 4: Susan locked it down.
Speaker 3: You know what.
Speaker 1: Somebody locked it down with Susan Jaquys when we did
Speaker 1: San Francisco. We did in New York A's Bellhouse last year.
Speaker 1: He was single and literally the women in the crowd
Speaker 1: went fucking crazy. How many women were like it was
Speaker 1: supposed to be just six women. We pulled from the
Speaker 1: audience and like people people stormed the stage. There was
Speaker 1: like a really drunk woman.
Speaker 4: It was very January sixth.
Speaker 5: Was anction. We were concerned.
Speaker 1: It was very somebody take a ship on, somebody take
Speaker 1: a ship at Pelosi's desk.
Speaker 5: It was someone stole my laptop.
Speaker 1: They literally wanted to get like it was a frenzy.
Speaker 1: It was a frenzy to go on a date with Jaqui.
Speaker 5: One girl was like, I'm technically have a boyfriend, but
Speaker 5: he said it was okay, I want it.
Speaker 1: I feel like he picked one of the women that
Speaker 1: he went on the date with, and like, I think
Speaker 1: she stormed the stage. I don't think she was even
Speaker 1: one of the ones.
Speaker 5: It's hard to even say anymore, but I'm sure she
Speaker 5: did storm because most of the women did.
Speaker 1: It was incredible. We'll get a golden bachelorette and do
Speaker 1: a little see if one of them will go on
Speaker 1: a date.
Speaker 5: With a with a that's fine, a young man.
Speaker 3: Why why not?
Speaker 1: If you're asking, I'm talent, You're right. Okay, Here we go, So,
Speaker 1: here we go. So she's going on a date with Marcus,
Speaker 1: who I really like, but I felt like she wanted him.
Speaker 1: And I'm just gonna say this. He was smooth as
Speaker 1: like silk. They're going skydiving. He's a former Army ranger.
Speaker 1: His voice is incredible, he's super handsome. I felt like
Speaker 1: he was like, oh, you're nervous, Like I feel like
Speaker 1: he knew like she wanted him to be, like I
Speaker 1: got you, baby, How can I support you? Like, like
Speaker 1: can I help you? Look in my eyes, you're gonna
Speaker 1: be okay, And I felt like he was just sort
Speaker 1: of stoic, and I felt like she kind of kept
Speaker 1: trying to project onto him, like I feel so safe
Speaker 1: and it was just what I was looking for, but
Speaker 1: like if I if that's what I want, I would
Speaker 1: want a little more checking in, like you're gonna be okay,
Speaker 1: this is what I'm right here with you.
Speaker 7: That didn't happen, and he, you know, he maybe looked
Speaker 7: at it more like as a soldier. Yeah, And she
Speaker 7: was like, I'm freaking He's like, what really you are?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what did you feel that way? Pageant that
Speaker 1: he wanted him to like check in? I mean, I
Speaker 1: liked him, but I wanted him to check in more.
Speaker 2: I feel my problem is I really she she could
Speaker 2: have become really irritating if she was like.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, scared.
Speaker 2: So she was expressing how she felt and I thought, oh,
Speaker 2: he seems a little dispassionate and confident that but then
Speaker 2: later on she was saying, you did everything right and
Speaker 2: you were touching me and you were but that's sort
Speaker 2: of not what I saw. So I was a little confused.
Speaker 1: I feel like I've done that with people, Like if
Speaker 1: I'm really want to I feel.
Speaker 2: Change the rip and so that you can keep seeing them.
Speaker 1: I feel like I will. I in the past, I
Speaker 1: have watched myself verbally. I think process ways like if
Speaker 1: it's not quite right, but it's right enough, I processed it,
Speaker 1: and I'll be like, wow, that really meant it's like,
Speaker 1: but I'll make it like they did a better job
Speaker 1: than they actually.
Speaker 2: But isn't that when you're trying to train them to
Speaker 2: do what you want.
Speaker 1: I think that's what it is.
Speaker 2: You're trying to train them.
Speaker 1: I think it's a manipulation.
Speaker 2: It is you're trying to let him know I liked
Speaker 2: that you gave me touches and you supported I make
Speaker 2: it so that the next time he'll be like, oh,
Speaker 2: I got rewarded for that, so I'll do that next time.
Speaker 2: I think that's what she was doing.
Speaker 1: I think that I would have done the same thing,
Speaker 1: and it would have been in a manipulative way.
Speaker 2: But but to his credit, he did immediately say you
Speaker 2: were scared of this. I'm scared of opening up to
Speaker 2: people I know.
Speaker 1: But then he made it about himself like it should
Speaker 1: be like, oh, I'm glad I could support you, and
Speaker 1: then go to that you know, I don't know what
Speaker 1: do you think done.
Speaker 6: Well through the whole thing here? He probably knew that
Speaker 6: at their dinner sequence, that they already discussed with the producers,
Speaker 6: that what story he's going to tell her? You know
Speaker 6: how long? Because I feel now that's one thing that's
Speaker 6: frustrating to me is whenever there's a one on one
Speaker 6: date that the dinner part is always a person has
Speaker 6: to unload, even if they've got nothing, even if they
Speaker 6: don't have great trauma. And he's got great trauma. But
Speaker 6: it took him forever to spit it.
Speaker 3: Out a lot.
Speaker 2: If he was missing a leg, I know, I know
Speaker 2: clearly much of it. The only evidence we saw is
Speaker 2: he is missing the first joint of his pointer when
Speaker 2: he went to Hager, this part of his left hand,
Speaker 2: the first joint of his pointer finger on his left
Speaker 2: hand is missing. So he has and he said, I
Speaker 2: believe he was. He was blown up, but he stand
Speaker 2: on the grenade, did he.
Speaker 7: There was not a lot of clearing three seconds of
Speaker 7: my life or whatever.
Speaker 5: Probably just was in a room that got blown up.
Speaker 5: But also I mean, yeah, he didn't really specify if
Speaker 5: there was any actual physical damage.
Speaker 2: For but that would be hard to bring up too.
Speaker 2: I understand that. Yeah, he's spent months.
Speaker 1: Okay, so for those of you who don't watch the show,
Speaker 1: they show up, she's like, let's fall in love, and
Speaker 1: they show there's a little prop plane. I liked the pilot.
Speaker 1: I liked the pilot.
Speaker 7: Hey, at least the people that had them strapped in
Speaker 7: seemed capable.
Speaker 3: I thought of that.
Speaker 1: I was thinking about the young boy, twelve year old
Speaker 1: Rachel Cocada, that child.
Speaker 7: Someone breaks up.
Speaker 1: He broke his.
Speaker 5: Arm during and she got like a face full of grass,
Speaker 5: dirt and grass.
Speaker 1: Incredible.
Speaker 7: He was.
Speaker 6: Not perfect. I did see it, and we disgusted.
Speaker 1: I just need to pull l up all my time. Okay,
Speaker 1: So they go, So they go, So she doesn't want
Speaker 1: to be with the boys. She wants a man, and
Speaker 1: uh and and uh so they you know, so they go,
Speaker 1: and he was like, you know, I didn't think I
Speaker 1: was ready for someone like Gin. So they go and
Speaker 1: they jump jump out of the plane, and it just
Speaker 1: felt like it felt.
Speaker 6: Like I couldn't imagine Gin.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just couldn't even imagine. And and so it
Speaker 1: was like I felt like they jump. I also wanted
Speaker 1: him to be like making sure she was strapped.
Speaker 2: In, like he was just kind of there also jumping
Speaker 2: out of.
Speaker 1: A planet, and he's like high fiving. She was a
Speaker 1: horrible I mean for somebody who was afraid, she did
Speaker 1: a great She did a great job.
Speaker 3: I see.
Speaker 10: Maybe he's the kind of guy that just has a
Speaker 10: hard time opening up. Like he said, like you didn't
Speaker 10: even get like, how many times has he done this?
Speaker 10: This is this something he does all the time?
Speaker 6: Like what you know?
Speaker 2: He just said he's done it all the time. Yes,
Speaker 2: as a former ranger, he has jumped out of planes.
Speaker 6: Since they go, he's doing what flight attendants do and
Speaker 6: remain in calm so no one else panics.
Speaker 1: And he goes fifty thousand feet before and uh so
Speaker 1: then they kissed. She jumped up and kissed him immediately
Speaker 1: at the end, and she's like it just felt right.
Speaker 1: He comforted me. And we find out he's afraid of
Speaker 1: opening up. So they go into this beautiful library. I
Speaker 1: would say, all the buildings that are in very not beautiful, beautiful,
Speaker 1: they're in this there's library and he was nervous.
Speaker 6: Huge library. So the shots of it were so cinematic,
Speaker 6: the way the camera would fly.
Speaker 1: Around in there, it did feel like we were in
Speaker 1: like a spooky like we're gonna find a were wolf,
Speaker 1: you know, like we're werewolf hunters in this lie library.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So she's like, he's like, I feel a lot better.
Speaker 1: She's like, I was sweating a little. It was like,
Speaker 1: well I felt calm and comfort. I was like, okay.
Speaker 1: So then he's like, well, you put on a brave face.
Speaker 1: You have the ability to face fears. That's attractive to me.
Speaker 2: I want that.
Speaker 1: I want to be that type of man. I wasn't
Speaker 1: always that kind of a man, but that's what was
Speaker 1: the word. I was like, so on your sixth deployment,
Speaker 1: then you became the kind of man that could put
Speaker 1: out a brave face, because like, it didn't make sense.
Speaker 1: He was like, I wasn't always somebody who was secure
Speaker 1: and confident. This just happened. I'm like, but this was
Speaker 1: your sixth deployment, Like anyway.
Speaker 2: Doesn't that make sense?
Speaker 13: Though?
Speaker 2: If he started when he was eighteen or nineteen, I
Speaker 2: know he built his confidence by doing successful okay missions,
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I felt like by number six, like it took the
Speaker 1: final it took.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Don't you think he would have been I guess.
Speaker 2: Okay, I think he would have been a douchebag if
Speaker 2: he was like I always had it. I was always
Speaker 2: confident my first mission, I knew exactly what I.
Speaker 1: Was doing, but it took I was just confused that
Speaker 1: that was the thing. I don't know, that was just
Speaker 1: the analogy.
Speaker 7: I was like, I just don't think it's there for
Speaker 7: the two of them, still there for the two of them.
Speaker 7: But she had rose because of the story.
Speaker 1: So so basically they go. They got raided. His last deployment,
Speaker 1: there was a firefight, and then he felt like these
Speaker 1: guys came back to get them, his his fellow soldiers,
Speaker 1: and he wanted to be somebody that was worth risking
Speaker 1: their life to save. And he wanted a life full
Speaker 1: of love. I liked that. I like I like him.
Speaker 1: I think he's adorable. I don't know if they're going
Speaker 1: to end up together. And she's like, well, I was
Speaker 1: honored to hear that. You're incredible, man. I want you
Speaker 1: to know that. And then they kissed and they made out.
Speaker 1: I didn't I want him like fireworks and then like
Speaker 1: Temecula Road or whatever, a weird band from earlier in
Speaker 1: the library, I mean, they pull him out in a church.
Speaker 2: The cranber Library.
Speaker 7: Yeah, they could have done the men men men from work?
Speaker 7: What is it?
Speaker 6: Men work?
Speaker 1: Then from work?
Speaker 7: So it works then from work. What's my problem? I
Speaker 7: love men at work from work.
Speaker 1: Well, so overall, you guys feel like he'll make it
Speaker 1: a top five. I think I don't think so top six.
Speaker 1: Usually the six Usually the person who gets the first
Speaker 1: date fades to the background, give me quick. They do
Speaker 1: get the quick connection, really and then and then.
Speaker 2: You like, I need to explore other people.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they forget about it.
Speaker 7: Yeah, you're right, but usually it's a home run on
Speaker 7: the first date.
Speaker 2: And this didn't feel like she wants funny. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: there was nothing fun.
Speaker 4: This was not a ferocious love this.
Speaker 5: Guy.
Speaker 2: It's a dependable ranger.
Speaker 5: I will always have your bath.
Speaker 2: He's a good healer. Yeah he's Yeah, but.
Speaker 1: You know, I wanted to say what I forgot to say,
Speaker 1: which was written out earlier. Devon and Aaron started fighting.
Speaker 1: I forgot to say this, like at the last and
Speaker 1: he kept calling Devon the wrong name, Dylan. He kept
Speaker 1: calling him. If you're gonna be the dighead who's trying
Speaker 1: to defend somebody's honor and you've decided to engage in
Speaker 1: the manner that's going to get you on the two
Speaker 1: on run. Get the name right of who you're fighting.
Speaker 1: He did it numerous times where he called him Dylan,
Speaker 1: which is an incredible moviaries. If he did it on purpose,
Speaker 1: it's an incredible purpose. I don't think he did. I
Speaker 1: think he just kept calling him Dylan, and he kept saying,
Speaker 1: you know, you just don't feel like you're right for Jen.
Speaker 1: You know, she doesn't want to be with a boy,
Speaker 1: she wants to be a man. I don't think you're
Speaker 1: ready for somebody like Jen. I even though Devin sucks,
Speaker 1: he's like, okay, yeah, I don't care what you're saying.
Speaker 14: He didn't.
Speaker 1: He was sort of like, all right, man, all right,
Speaker 1: that's fine. You don't think but maybe she does. Like
Speaker 1: he actually was sort of he his interaction with Aaron
Speaker 1: felt like, all right, he's definitely winning this conversation.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 10: I love the other guy's reaction to Devon. After Devin
Speaker 10: was like, you know, well, it's not about you, it's
Speaker 10: about me and her.
Speaker 7: He was like totally respect Devon. Like some people came
Speaker 7: around and then they did.
Speaker 1: I think they also saw that he was like he
Speaker 1: pulled what, we'll get there. We'll get there where he
Speaker 1: pulled a smart move of when you're gonna.
Speaker 6: Say he's what a ball or move that was well,
Speaker 6: because you're a pussy. That's why he was able to
Speaker 6: do that, because you didn't do anything.
Speaker 1: And then he was also like, you just took her
Speaker 1: like you just took away her right to choose. You're
Speaker 1: disrespecting her. And they're like, oh, I don't want to
Speaker 1: just yeah, yeah what Devin said.
Speaker 2: Like I think, but but Aaron was saying, you took away.
Speaker 1: We're not there yet. We're not there. That's at the end,
Speaker 1: at the very I mean, because that becomes with the
Speaker 1: thing were poor Thomas got sucked in like an idiot.
Speaker 2: Oh no, this is earlier where we're oh no, no, yeah,
Speaker 2: we're talking about the ice cream.
Speaker 1: Everybody's fighting with Devin. Katie, what would you like to
Speaker 1: say about the date with our sweet sweet Mars. I
Speaker 1: thought he was nice.
Speaker 8: I think they did like each other.
Speaker 1: I don't think they'll end up together, but there seemed
Speaker 1: to be a connection. And I liked him too.
Speaker 8: It just didn't seem like a horny connection.
Speaker 1: I guess he's so cute and sweet. He seems like
Speaker 1: a really good guy. I feel like he would do
Speaker 1: well in Paradise.
Speaker 8: Yeah, and he also just seemed very mature. I agree.
Speaker 8: I liked him compared to a lot of the other
Speaker 8: men that were seeing was really nice.
Speaker 1: I like his voice a lot. I want to know
Speaker 1: what is he doing now? I don't know a lot
Speaker 1: of times I think they like stay in the military
Speaker 1: right somehow.
Speaker 10: And you know, you always worry about veterans and you
Speaker 10: know the things, you know, trauma that they've been through.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because this also gives you aside from the like,
Speaker 1: it also gives you purpose and like like when it's
Speaker 1: a was like an athlete too, of like when it's done,
Speaker 1: I mean it's not when you had that. Also then
Speaker 1: the physical trauma all the stuff that they're like, what
Speaker 1: do you do?
Speaker 2: Do you think there's an honorable discharge after that many
Speaker 2: missions and that kind of that, it's we're not going
Speaker 2: to put you in that position again.
Speaker 5: He like said it was his last tour, okay, all right?
Speaker 9: Yeah, he and it says retired, so he thought he
Speaker 9: would be if he had to relearn how to walk.
Speaker 2: Like, I don't think you're not going back to Afghanistan
Speaker 2: after that?
Speaker 1: Well, any final thoughts before we take a quick break.
Speaker 1: Anything on, I'm ready for ice cream Gate. All right,
Speaker 1: here we go. All right, we're gonna take a quick break.
Speaker 7: We'll be right back.
Speaker 1: Who. I don't know about you, but things a getting
Speaker 1: so hot in here. I think I got to take
Speaker 1: I'll pay your break and we're back.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: So she's just had her date with Marcus, you know,
Speaker 1: and we decided they're gonna be another group day and
Speaker 1: they're going to the outback.
Speaker 7: Dude.
Speaker 1: They also dressed these guys in the worst outfits, like
Speaker 1: Sam's leather jacket that what was that? That jacket is
Speaker 1: the the shoulder pad.
Speaker 2: I loved it, you did. I loved all of that.
Speaker 2: Fact you did the shirtless guy. We never got to
Speaker 2: see what animal he post was, but there was.
Speaker 5: Everything was okay.
Speaker 11: So they were extras in a Star Wars, so stupid
Speaker 11: because they were park characters.
Speaker 3: I love it.
Speaker 1: So they go to take pictures and you have an
Speaker 1: incredible kind of hot new like crocodile, dundee, dude. And
Speaker 1: then the most.
Speaker 5: Incredible version it was the Australian Franco.
Speaker 1: We got the Australian Franco pants pants, beard, pant white
Speaker 1: Beard Australian Franco. And also this really led to my
Speaker 1: favorite moment of which we're gonna get to hikeen but
Speaker 1: so we got to, so we got to Basically, at
Speaker 1: first we see this cute koala and Jenna's posing with
Speaker 1: it and everybody's and Sam is so first up as
Speaker 1: Sam and his insane Star Wars Shoulder Pad nineteen eighties.
Speaker 1: Working Girl meets like fucking wild like he was. Working
Speaker 1: Girl meets like Thunderdome, like mad Max, leather.
Speaker 2: Leather casual, mad Max.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like like Z Gallery c Galleria, like
Speaker 1: bad leather blazer coat, and Sam is taking a picture
Speaker 1: licking his lips at her, like just licking at her.
Speaker 1: The he is horny, dumb as a stump. He is
Speaker 1: not from South Carolina, her Southern charm boy who's like, oh, like,
Speaker 1: I'm like this guy is not Australian. And they get
Speaker 1: a if they didn't want to have to hold the
Speaker 1: face out so that all these animals in theory could
Speaker 1: bite you and I kill you.
Speaker 2: When he had that line, you know he uses with
Speaker 2: everyone where he's like, this is blue and she's never
Speaker 2: beaten anyone until last week.
Speaker 7: He could Anna were.
Speaker 1: You impressive patch Saccon, I I was, you can do it.
Speaker 2: No you can't.
Speaker 1: I can't, I can't.
Speaker 7: I Melbourne Melbourn, I could say.
Speaker 1: Anna, anna, he cut my grass.
Speaker 7: He passed, passed and.
Speaker 5: I passed, and he dashed and I was devo.
Speaker 1: I was devl I passed, he dashed. I'm devo. Okay,
Speaker 1: so then we have so I want you like I
Speaker 1: want somebody sturdy and stable, and somebody got an owl
Speaker 1: claw situation. Keem was a star, I wrote down. Heem
Speaker 1: is a star. He hates spiders. Well, this second he
Speaker 1: can be like, as long as it's not a spider,
Speaker 1: better not be a spider. Of course, fly on the
Speaker 1: spider came his eyes. Oh god, he is just giving face.
Speaker 7: Just and he's like, get away my face.
Speaker 2: So they kept what a disgusting spider to.
Speaker 1: Bulbous white quite disgusting sleep and they were like, and
Speaker 1: it got to his neck and then it's not on you,
Speaker 1: and if we took it off.
Speaker 5: It's not.
Speaker 7: And then he's like, I was so impressed with how
Speaker 7: I did conquered my feet.
Speaker 3: I did it.
Speaker 6: They cut the scream like mad tiny spider photo so.
Speaker 1: Bad, look at me, mama, Mama, look at me. I
Speaker 1: can't wait to call my mom and say, look at me, Mama.
Speaker 7: I did it.
Speaker 5: I did it.
Speaker 1: I conquered.
Speaker 6: I used to be scared of spiders. I still am.
Speaker 6: They just said, now we've got a bigger spider.
Speaker 7: Well they do.
Speaker 2: They have those Huntsmen spiders that are the size of
Speaker 2: a human hand. And I thought that's what was coming.
Speaker 2: And then they brought out a spider equally discussed. I
Speaker 2: was really impressed, Mama.
Speaker 7: I was always scared ansects.
Speaker 1: I was always look at me, Mama, I did that photo.
Speaker 3: Hour.
Speaker 7: And he's not even trying to win her over.
Speaker 2: I hope he's days. I hope he's a producer pick
Speaker 2: for a long time, even if she doesn't feel anything.
Speaker 1: He's the best schod TV.
Speaker 6: I hope he's the opposite of sexy serious.
Speaker 2: I know he'd be sexy if he shaved his head,
Speaker 2: though I.
Speaker 5: Don't like it.
Speaker 1: Nobody likes that.
Speaker 6: It's awful.
Speaker 1: Nobody likes somebody is perfect as is. He is a star,
Speaker 1: as as the good Lord Man.
Speaker 4: I mean, he's just like he is a star.
Speaker 1: He's a star.
Speaker 6: Sales.
Speaker 7: I also heard is a star if he since he's
Speaker 7: gonna stay on. We need more spiders.
Speaker 4: I'd be more spiders coming.
Speaker 1: I need mama to get like. I need mama coming
Speaker 1: in with a box of spiders.
Speaker 7: Maybe he'll make it to home to and.
Speaker 1: Then he knows spider's eyes whoa, and then unwell, and
Speaker 1: then he goes, I got a man up. Oh fuck,
Speaker 1: don't put that ship on my neck.
Speaker 3: I did it.
Speaker 6: I did it.
Speaker 1: I mean that why I've got a man up. I'm
Speaker 1: on well, Oh fuck, I.
Speaker 5: Don't put that ship on my neck.
Speaker 1: Put that ship up.
Speaker 7: I did it. I did it.
Speaker 2: It's a creature.
Speaker 3: I get it.
Speaker 1: I didn't put that.
Speaker 6: For one second.
Speaker 1: I would have a hundred percent.
Speaker 8: I would have one hundred.
Speaker 1: I tried to jump off the high board last week.
Speaker 1: My brother. There's a sweatshirt that my brother was gonna
Speaker 1: buy me if I jumped off the high board. It
Speaker 1: was twenty dollars there was I had to pay back.
Speaker 1: I'll never pan back. I didn't jump off. There was
Speaker 1: eight year olds going just walk and just keep walking up.
Speaker 1: I stood there, going I'm gonna do it.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna do it off the rocks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I jumped off on high Yeah, I jumped off.
Speaker 4: That when I wasn't bad. It was Brian jumped.
Speaker 1: I didn't jump. I didn't.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you went off the low one, but it was
Speaker 5: too bad. You just close your eyes.
Speaker 1: Okay, I did it.
Speaker 6: Ship though. Is it easy to hurt?
Speaker 1: The kids kept saying to me, make sure when you jump,
Speaker 1: which never happened, put your arms in and I'm like, yeah.
Speaker 5: Right, jump like a line. Yeah, but then you're faster.
Speaker 1: I want to try to give myself a little slow
Speaker 1: down the hair.
Speaker 7: You know, you're Haemi. You wouldn't jumped off and you
Speaker 7: would have gone.
Speaker 3: I did it.
Speaker 1: I did it, Mama, and I didn't pay my brother.
Speaker 1: I was like, you've never see that money again. Okay,
Speaker 1: So then the snake and I wrote no Melanie. The
Speaker 1: snake named Melanie and it was like, oh, I can't
Speaker 1: do it. And Dylan stepped up like a fucking man.
Speaker 7: That snake.
Speaker 1: You're not supposed to do that around his neck like
Speaker 1: a boa.
Speaker 7: Don't care how brave you are.
Speaker 11: I supposed to even allow that to happen in a
Speaker 11: demo like the budget's been cut and nobody, nobody knew that.
Speaker 1: Like this felt like the d team of safety, like
Speaker 1: there was no safety guard like that thing was crazy.
Speaker 1: Melanie Melody, Melanie was ready to kill him. Meloany was wrapped.
Speaker 7: It was like the cut too, and all of a
Speaker 7: sudden it was just.
Speaker 6: It was like a scarf at the met Gallon.
Speaker 1: I want to see Doug the June scrip hat with
Speaker 1: Melanie next to Anna Windoor. It's like Doug Melany as
Speaker 1: she clip. Can that please me? The image is Doug
Speaker 1: wearing Melanie and rass and like really giant, like gogga
Speaker 1: heels walking into the met Gala. That's incredible. Meanwhile, so
Speaker 1: then so then Melanie wanted to do it.
Speaker 7: She loved it.
Speaker 1: She loved Melanie about to fucking choke out him and
Speaker 1: and Dylan got the date.
Speaker 7: They won in the roast.
Speaker 1: You know what it should have won on the road.
Speaker 1: Sam was bombed. He's like Melady. Oh Keene said the phrase,
Speaker 1: I did it. I put on my big boy pants.
Speaker 1: This was a huge win for me.
Speaker 6: Maybe he was referring to this is the first time
Speaker 6: he didn't wear a diaper.
Speaker 8: My big white pants is a huge wind for me.
Speaker 1: I mean that is incredible. That was an incredible pras.
Speaker 7: Huge.
Speaker 1: It was a huge one. No self awareness of all
Speaker 1: of how many persents next to the fact that Dylan
Speaker 1: is choked out by Melanie. Melanie's choking out, Dylan felt
Speaker 1: like he really won the day a huge wind. Okay.
Speaker 7: Meanwhile, so then then he gets his own date.
Speaker 1: So and then Dylan got the date and she's like, wow,
Speaker 1: I never had a partner step up for me, and
Speaker 1: I thought that includes Marcus, because Marcus didn't step up.
Speaker 8: I've never he didn't.
Speaker 1: I've never had a partner step up. Someone who loves hard,
Speaker 1: That's what I want. I want somebody who loves hard ferociously.
Speaker 1: That is what I'm wanting her true partnership. I think
Speaker 1: she wants, like an alpha dude to go to her
Speaker 1: dad and be like, what the fuck did you just
Speaker 1: say to your daughter? You know what I mean? Like,
Speaker 1: I think she was a tough guy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it seems like it good for her.
Speaker 3: And you know what he like?
Speaker 1: He seemed mellow and cool and like he was smooth.
Speaker 1: I mean, that was a giants.
Speaker 7: Probably not.
Speaker 3: Running.
Speaker 2: That's why I wanted to say.
Speaker 6: Hakeem tries to volunteer and Dylan pushes him back.
Speaker 1: Wait are you saying he's wait?
Speaker 6: Hakeem is like, yeah, I'll do that. Well, you know,
Speaker 6: Dylan's definitely the first to speak and move, so he
Speaker 6: doesn't sort of deserved.
Speaker 2: Dylan was standing behind Wait a minute, hey, keimlid melody
Speaker 2: because he immediately was like, clearly he doesn't have a
Speaker 2: fear of snakes, so he wanted to redeem himself by Dylan.
Speaker 7: He would have killed him. She would have killed.
Speaker 1: With melody with his hair cut.
Speaker 6: No, no, push him aside gently with his hand like you,
Speaker 6: oh my god, that's yeah. You gotta look at that moment,
Speaker 6: it's pretty.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 6: Would have killed him always like you could be you
Speaker 6: look away for a second. You missed the best thing.
Speaker 1: Yes, so many things. I gotta write down. I miss that. Okay.
Speaker 1: So then she's like, well, look, will we find out
Speaker 1: that his parents got married? After six months? He goes
Speaker 1: my dad spoke up from my mom. The phrasing of
Speaker 1: that was like wow. And and he's played the same
Speaker 1: song every time she stepped in the car ever since.
Speaker 9: Old I'm like, okay, all ready for this, dad, y'all
Speaker 9: are I was like, how long have they been together?
Speaker 1: It's really still doing that?
Speaker 2: What song is something years? The song that's a very
Speaker 2: think that it doesn't matter what the song is says,
Speaker 2: any song you heard every go in the car?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you know you want to be mine?
Speaker 3: You know you want to.
Speaker 6: Okay, okay it's rated there.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, okay, I'm to sixty four.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: So then and so then he's like, you know, she
Speaker 1: was all excited she played the song, and uh, you know,
Speaker 1: it just was like Thomas got jealous. On the ride back,
Speaker 1: we found out that all the guys going back were
Speaker 1: heated and angry going back to the house because and
Speaker 1: they're like, look, guys, we didn't get our time because
Speaker 1: Melanie she came and and joked out four people, and
Speaker 1: we hope that you can respect us tomorrow. And uh
Speaker 1: and uh, Dylan is feeling uh so Thomas is starting
Speaker 1: to get jealous. Uh, Dylan is feeling insecure on the date.
Speaker 1: He's like, look, I've been I've been having a hard time.
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm not fitting in. I'm not super chatty.
Speaker 1: I thought I was gonna come in and be chatty.
Speaker 1: And you know, I don't know if I'm totally off
Speaker 1: off guard here. And she's like, no, I see myself
Speaker 1: in you. I'm the same way. Then we find out
Speaker 1: he just took the m cat which like they're both
Speaker 1: talking m cats. Would you like he hasn't gotten his
Speaker 1: results yet? He was a shy kid. He played chess
Speaker 1: every day.
Speaker 2: I like Dylan.
Speaker 1: Dylan's a front runner. Dylan stands a chance. And then
Speaker 1: they start kissing outside and it was a pretty good kiss.
Speaker 1: Katie was I like Dylan.
Speaker 9: I think there's definitely a spark there, and he seems
Speaker 9: really cool. He seems very like yeah, normal.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I felt like she was horning for Dylan.
Speaker 8: I think he could definitely make it far.
Speaker 1: You don't think he's gonna win. I don't know yet, Okay,
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 7: And she's a physician's assistant.
Speaker 3: Is that it?
Speaker 1: Student student physician assistant?
Speaker 2: Student?
Speaker 6: Got it?
Speaker 9: Wouldn't that be nice if they got together and they
Speaker 9: both actually went into the medical field.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they actually really did. And like, you know what,
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna sell Tanner with the code. Okay, So
Speaker 1: then have an assistant, so true, So then they have
Speaker 1: Aaron is like, I can't stop thinking about Devin. He's
Speaker 1: such a pesest. There's unfinished business. It was very arrogant
Speaker 1: in that moment. So he's like, I'm gonna pull them aside.
Speaker 1: He's like, hey, man, have you behaved in an ice
Speaker 1: cream moment? This is like the first ice cream moment.
Speaker 1: There's two, there's a future moment. It hasn't happened again yet,
Speaker 1: so this is still about the ice cream on the
Speaker 1: first date when they were discovering Melbourne and he's like,
Speaker 1: you know, it's very ice cream one point.
Speaker 14: Oh.
Speaker 1: He's like, you know, you just have an effect on
Speaker 1: other guys in the house. You're arrogant, you know, and
Speaker 1: you're not a good person. And he's like, you don't
Speaker 1: know anything about me.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 1: He's like, he's like, I got something I want to
Speaker 1: give you. It's a book that was given to my
Speaker 1: brother by Bennett.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 1: It's just this there's crazy music and the book is
Speaker 1: called Principles of Self Growth.
Speaker 7: At least he didn't throw it in the water.
Speaker 1: A shocked that. He's like, Okay, I guess maybe I'll
Speaker 1: read this. I mean, even though he sucks, I felt
Speaker 1: like he dealt with Aaron in a way that like
Speaker 1: he sucks so hard and we're gonna deal with him
Speaker 1: again coming up. But I feel like he handled Aaron
Speaker 1: coming at him in a manner that was like okay,
Speaker 1: well this is enough for you. To decide. Yeah, I'll
Speaker 1: read your stupid okay man, Yeah, it's not really nice
Speaker 1: of you to say what kind of a person if
Speaker 1: I'm a good person or a bad person, But.
Speaker 7: Like, yeah, meanwhile.
Speaker 1: We go and now we're at the cocktail party. We're
Speaker 1: in Victoria, Australia.
Speaker 7: But the morning of they have a conversation, right, and.
Speaker 1: Everybody agrees that the guys that didn't get time are
Speaker 1: gonna get to go first.
Speaker 6: Right, they don't, and nobody really signs anything, like they
Speaker 6: don't even really pinky swear, and they don't do anything,
Speaker 6: Devin says. Devin says, you know, I'll try to be
Speaker 6: more considerate. Like he makes no promises, no none, He
Speaker 6: knows what he's doing.
Speaker 1: So then she comes into makes a speech. Jesse Palmer
Speaker 1: has still not been seen on the grounds of Australia. No,
Speaker 1: there's been no Jesse Palmer going, Hey, Jenn, are you
Speaker 1: excited to hear?
Speaker 7: Even the day cards are like here we go to
Speaker 7: day cards.
Speaker 1: No, like, hey, guys, how are you feeling? This is
Speaker 1: a big thing, Like, there's no Jen, So you're about
Speaker 1: to how are you feeling? What are you looking for?
Speaker 1: There's none of that. She's all on her own here.
Speaker 1: Do you think maybe he didn't travel like right away
Speaker 1: because he had a baby.
Speaker 7: Baby, Yeah, he like just had a baby.
Speaker 2: Maybe you go to someone's graduation.
Speaker 1: The the Golden Back like the baby like very little.
Speaker 2: Sure, he said, look, you're just gonna have to do
Speaker 2: without me, and we can shoot around me.
Speaker 1: All other shows. He's on like three other shows, and.
Speaker 2: They finished shooting by the time they start airing, So
Speaker 2: I'm sure he said, just c g I mean, and
Speaker 2: that were like all right, all right.
Speaker 3: All right.
Speaker 1: So then there, so immediately she gives a toast, Devin
Speaker 1: steals her Immediately, Thomas the Swimmer is pissed. Aaron is like, whoa,
Speaker 1: I thought he read the book. It's like, well, bit,
Speaker 1: you just gave it him eight hours. Why would you
Speaker 1: think he read the whole book now, and that he's fixed, Like, okay,
Speaker 1: I thought he read the book. But then Grant goes, well,
Speaker 1: you gotta respect it. Dylan's got some big ball.
Speaker 7: Yeah, such a Dude's such a dude thing to say.
Speaker 1: He's got big ass ball. Meanwhile, Devin, he's like, wow,
Speaker 1: I just wanted to get talk to you before we
Speaker 1: got to chaotic, you know, And She's like, why would
Speaker 1: it be chaotic? He's like, you know, chaos just follows me.
Speaker 1: She's like, oh, that's not great, Like what do you mean.
Speaker 1: It's like, I'm just an outbound guy. I'm like, is
Speaker 1: that the phrasing? You're an outbound guy? Okay, you go
Speaker 1: hiking and you're an outur bound you work for hour bound.
Speaker 1: He's like, you know, I always get some good, some bad,
Speaker 1: some ugly of me. You're gonna get it. You're you're always.
Speaker 1: She's like, you're always yourself and I'm like, okay, well
Speaker 1: can you just reel in some of the bad and
Speaker 1: the uglies.
Speaker 2: She's into it, though it's weird. It's weird that she's
Speaker 2: he knows what's working.
Speaker 1: So then Thomas is like, I just spill really disrespected.
Speaker 1: So he's like, you know what I'm gonna pull. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go in and interrupt. And rather than interrupt and
Speaker 1: be like, it's my time with the lady, he's like, Devin,
Speaker 1: can I talk to you? Idiot? Does such a.
Speaker 2: Bad stands him up?
Speaker 7: Come up, come with me, and by the way, talk.
Speaker 1: And this guy is a sweetheart. He had a really
Speaker 1: nice first episode, like you just look like a fool.
Speaker 1: And then so she hears them. She's by herself. They're fighting.
Speaker 1: He's like, you just sat in front of eight men
Speaker 1: and you said that you were gonna You're like, we're
Speaker 1: all chomping at the bit, but you went first, and
Speaker 1: you got told that you would respect our time. And
Speaker 1: he's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, And he I think he
Speaker 1: knew she could hear. He's like, you just objectified, Jem.
Speaker 1: She's a grown woman. She can decide when he and
Speaker 1: he was like whoa, and then and then and then
Speaker 1: he goes, you just interrupted to fight me. You didn't
Speaker 1: even pull her aside.
Speaker 2: I think because we see the shot of her sidled up,
Speaker 2: not sitting on the couch with the proeco.
Speaker 1: She's at the door in the corner with her ear horn.
Speaker 2: Devin can see the camera operator filming, so she knows
Speaker 2: right behind the door. So that's when he starts saying,
Speaker 2: you objectify.
Speaker 1: He was so good at it.
Speaker 2: What's his name? The poor little guy who tried to promise.
Speaker 2: He is not turned towards where the camera operator is
Speaker 2: shooting her, so he knew exactly what he was doing.
Speaker 3: Yes.
Speaker 1: Meanwhile, Grant back at the ranch goes I don't think
Speaker 1: we have a problem at all. He's got some big balls,
Speaker 1: and Sam is like Sam starts getting pissed, and Sam
Speaker 1: is the one that likes her like that, she likes
Speaker 1: the moss, and he's like, Devin is a two face fraud. Meanwhile,
Speaker 1: she's just sitting there all by herself. And then she
Speaker 1: comes in. She's and I think she overheard him say that.
Speaker 1: She goes, you, guys made the decision for me. You know,
Speaker 1: I'm sitting there alone. And then Thomas is like, oh fuck,
Speaker 1: I messed up. Did he get cut? He's still there.
Speaker 2: He's still there, but he knew he blew it.
Speaker 1: He was masculine.
Speaker 7: You can't come back.
Speaker 6: You ruined it, right, But he didn't get cut.
Speaker 5: To keep it.
Speaker 1: On one, I mean. So Sam pulls her aside and
Speaker 1: has such a good line. Look, it's hard for me
Speaker 1: to say, but I trust this whole process. You're a
Speaker 1: smart woman. After hearing her say you made the decision
Speaker 1: for me, he's like, I trust you. I trust your decisions.
Speaker 1: You know you And he's like, well you make me.
Speaker 1: She goes, hey, you make me a little bit flustered.
Speaker 1: I don't like that about you, And he's like, you
Speaker 1: bother me too, and then they started kissing. He goes,
Speaker 1: we gotta keep it PG, I love your finger here.
Speaker 2: She was into it.
Speaker 1: She was so into it, and he's like, you you
Speaker 1: bother me. She's like, you bother me too. This is
Speaker 1: like since Hannah Brand, who was also super horny for
Speaker 1: that awful guy that she moved the Luke that she
Speaker 1: moves a little platform for. I feel like this is
Speaker 1: the horniest. This is fun.
Speaker 4: Oh, she's trying to get it forget.
Speaker 1: It, specifically because because Hannah Brown was horny for.
Speaker 10: Luke, he's so dumb. Like when when she gives them
Speaker 10: the rose, he tries to say something else along those
Speaker 10: you bother me.
Speaker 7: It was like you you made me quake in my shoes.
Speaker 6: So stupid.
Speaker 7: She's like, she's like and she shushed it, like.
Speaker 1: Literally, don't don't speak please, it's the desperation.
Speaker 2: Oh god, please don't say something supid. You're so good
Speaker 2: to look at. Please don't don't bone it for me. Yeah,
Speaker 2: don't be you, don't be you.
Speaker 1: And she's like, I don't know what it is, but
Speaker 1: Sam and I have chemistry. He confuses me. It's like,
Speaker 1: not really, you're just super hot. For like, you're it's
Speaker 1: not even confused. There's something to be confused about it.
Speaker 7: He's like, you pissed me off.
Speaker 2: You would get away with it too, kissed me up,
Speaker 2: you would get away with her. She'd be like, what
Speaker 2: we you may be so fucking mad. She would fall
Speaker 2: prey to the rules of the game. She would fully
Speaker 2: fall prey to being negged.
Speaker 6: Yes, meanwhile, yeah, right, well, because it's interesting compared to
Speaker 6: all the guys that are just only just trying.
Speaker 2: To win her over just being nice.
Speaker 1: I also didn't say that when they h the vanilla
Speaker 1: ice cream, when she said, you don't like vanilla, you
Speaker 1: liked mint chip, and he goes, I like you. That
Speaker 1: was a good line that Dylan had about that. He's
Speaker 1: got lines ready, he's.
Speaker 2: Got him ready to go to though.
Speaker 1: Meanwhile, the guy Jonathan with the glasses, who was all
Speaker 1: wrapped up, they got to kiss too.
Speaker 7: She kissed everybody.
Speaker 1: She kissed everybody, which was sort of fun. And she's
Speaker 1: like he's like and he was like, I'm gonna put
Speaker 1: you first, and I like to laugh. She's like, I'm
Speaker 1: looking for that too, and then they kiss and she's like,
Speaker 1: I think we have the same outlooking life, laughing, putting
Speaker 1: me first kissing. Then we have the pet photographer comes
Speaker 1: and he was like yeah. He was like, were you
Speaker 1: more into the snake or me? He was like, you
Speaker 1: like it's fun, it's flirty. I like Spencer. She may
Speaker 1: have a Spencer. Yeah, she liked doctor Banana.
Speaker 3: What do you think?
Speaker 5: Uh yeah, I mean she I feel like she started
Speaker 5: to open up more and start having more fun.
Speaker 1: I can't believe you've got a banana tattoo and didn't
Speaker 1: even mention it.
Speaker 7: You're so fool.
Speaker 6: I think she even got intoxicated a little.
Speaker 7: I think.
Speaker 1: That's fun, that's fun.
Speaker 2: But would we all agree that her hottest kiss was
Speaker 2: with Sam sure contractor.
Speaker 1: She was good for her. So then Thomas was like,
Speaker 1: I don't tolerate disrespect, and Dylan, you embarrassed yourself. And
Speaker 1: then so they're outside and some dude that I have
Speaker 1: no idea who he is, Like it was either or Austins,
Speaker 1: the site physiotherapist who looks like he's gonna like hypnotize
Speaker 1: you something feels like this necklace, this lanyard.
Speaker 7: He didn't get it this week.
Speaker 1: He got cut the lanyard. He looked like a mentalist,
Speaker 1: Like there is I wouldn't have kept him either. And
Speaker 1: now when you've got you can keep, why would you
Speaker 1: keep Thomas when you can keep a key a star? Okay,
Speaker 1: so that Melanie got a rose, Melanie ros and Spider.
Speaker 1: So then so then they're outside, He's like, why do
Speaker 1: you put down your drink, Thomas, I'm not here to
Speaker 1: fight you. Fucking Dylan is a really good fighter, a
Speaker 1: really good fighter.
Speaker 3: We know this.
Speaker 1: I mean I feel like, I mean, de Devin, how
Speaker 1: do we know? I feel like he's not a fighter.
Speaker 1: Like he's good at saying arguing why did you put
Speaker 1: your glass on here to fight you?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 1: I don't think Thomas was ever intending to take a
Speaker 1: swing at Devon, but then he made it look like, oh,
Speaker 1: you're taking away hurd and you want to fist fight me?
Speaker 2: Like he knows how long he knows what he's doing.
Speaker 8: It's very very manipula.
Speaker 7: He's good.
Speaker 1: He's very good at it. He's really good at it.
Speaker 1: If we fought, like yeah, and he's like, why are
Speaker 1: you strictly thinking about me? And he was shut the
Speaker 1: fuck up. It was it was a lot.
Speaker 6: It was a lot.
Speaker 3: And then.
Speaker 1: So then we get to the Rose ceremony and the
Speaker 1: order was wild. She gave it to Austin we've never
Speaker 1: heard from at all. First, then Hakeem was never too
Speaker 1: of course, was number two. Senser, the pet photographer was
Speaker 1: number three. Hold, I just lost. Then we got Then
Speaker 1: we got Jeremy, who is the guy that slew the
Speaker 1: car in. He got a rose number four. I don't
Speaker 1: know what he sucks. Then we have Jonathan, who is cute.
Speaker 1: Then we have I don't know who that says. Then
Speaker 1: then she gives it to sam Am. He's like, oh,
Speaker 1: you're keeping me on my toes.
Speaker 6: Didn't work.
Speaker 3: Well.
Speaker 1: She's like, okay, yeah, like.
Speaker 7: Face you, I'm gonna got you.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna gout you, I'm gonna shot my pants in the.
Speaker 5: Crazy.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm gonna hold you too long.
Speaker 1: So then she cut. She cut Johann, who was like,
Speaker 1: I didn't even get to tell you that. I was like,
Speaker 1: I need this, I need this, and I didn't to
Speaker 1: tell you that I'm Forbes thirty under thirty. I need
Speaker 1: this because I think he wanted to be the Bachelor.
Speaker 1: I think he wanted to come on, but he needed it.
Speaker 1: He got cut, and then uh Tomasca cut did Sam
Speaker 1: and eyelash, Carlarget.
Speaker 7: Did eyelash get cut? No, He's still there, He's still there.
Speaker 5: I don't think Tomascott got cut.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's cross it.
Speaker 7: So Moses gone, right, Brian got cut?
Speaker 3: Brian?
Speaker 1: Ricky is Ricky? Yeah, Brian is Ricky still there?
Speaker 5: Ricky is not there?
Speaker 1: Okay? Is Kevin is gone?
Speaker 5: Kevin's gone, is.
Speaker 2: Gone, Ricky's gone, Moses gone, Matt is gone, Thomas.
Speaker 1: Is still there, the mentalist, Dakota's gone.
Speaker 7: Brian sam And is still there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Okay, Okay, we're gonna take a quick break. I
Speaker 1: want you guys to guess in order the top three,
Speaker 1: and we're going to do a tweet of the week.
Speaker 14: Cheese that's you, and it's for the money for their
Speaker 14: grand followers, and we're back.
Speaker 1: Okay. Who wants to go first?
Speaker 7: Okay, I'll go first?
Speaker 1: Okay, Rob in order? Three to one? Who is it
Speaker 1: going to be?
Speaker 7: In order? Okay? Three will be?
Speaker 3: Three?
Speaker 7: Is going to be?
Speaker 1: How far is Devon gonna make it? Hometown's at least?
Speaker 7: Oh? No, Devin, No, God, I hope not.
Speaker 3: You think so?
Speaker 7: Okay? I think three.
Speaker 2: He likes him.
Speaker 7: I think he thinks.
Speaker 8: Everyone else off.
Speaker 3: She is all.
Speaker 1: I think he'll get to number four. I think he'll
Speaker 1: get to number four.
Speaker 7: All right, I'm gonna do Jonathan's three.
Speaker 1: Okay, which one is Jonathan? Oh yeah, Jonathan's a qutie
Speaker 1: with the glass.
Speaker 7: Sam M two okay? And then Dylan is the winner.
Speaker 1: I think that's I think that's a really good gas. Okay, Katie,
Speaker 1: you go, who's your three? Two?
Speaker 9: I think Devon's gonna make it far because she's like
Speaker 9: feeling it. I think he's I think he's gonna make
Speaker 9: it far, and then like hopefully he fucks it up
Speaker 9: for himself because like, okay, doesn't no, I'm saying three, okay, great,
Speaker 9: so okay, I'll say.
Speaker 1: Him three for now, Okay, Number two I don't know,
Speaker 1: Grant okay. And then number one Dylan, sure, I don't know, okay, Sam,
Speaker 1: you know what's Sam M?
Speaker 8: And then Dylan. I think she liked Dylan. I feel
Speaker 8: like there was a connection.
Speaker 7: I agree with you.
Speaker 1: I agree, I haven't and I feel like I.
Speaker 9: Feel like sam M and Devin will like somehow fuck
Speaker 9: it up for them, So yeah, I agree, at least
Speaker 9: I hope.
Speaker 1: So yeah, they edited the future thing. Sam Ad looks
Speaker 1: like he fucks it up, Okay, Doug three two one.
Speaker 6: She yells at somebody get out of here. Yeah, and
Speaker 6: that's somebody's not gonna be No. I think it might
Speaker 6: be Devon, but I'm agreeing that he might go real far.
Speaker 1: Okay, who's gonna be so two.
Speaker 6: Would be three's Devin.
Speaker 1: Two's Jonathan and Jonathan with the glasses.
Speaker 6: He's a cute Number one is Dylan.
Speaker 1: Okay, So you don't think samm is gonna make it
Speaker 1: to the top three.
Speaker 6: I think samm is also gonna like he like does
Speaker 6: that thing where he's like kind of making body language
Speaker 6: like he wants to fight somebody. Whenever things start going.
Speaker 1: Weird, start twitching, he gets Melanie. He gets Melanie. So
Speaker 1: he's Melanie.
Speaker 6: He's just been waiting to step in when Devin slows down.
Speaker 1: I can't wait to see.
Speaker 6: You can't be that he's gonna be the new Devin.
Speaker 6: But it's gonna. I think it's gonna screw him up.
Speaker 6: He's gonna go before Devin.
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, all right, Page all right.
Speaker 2: Secretary of his day, Grumber three, I think just I
Speaker 2: like him, and based on his reactions to how other
Speaker 2: people behave Marvin I like Marvin. I think Marvin might
Speaker 2: be interesting.
Speaker 1: He get cut, he's gone, was cool.
Speaker 3: I like Marvin.
Speaker 2: All right, then I guess, Okay, so it's gonna be well,
Speaker 2: you're you're out. Number three, Number three is to go.
Speaker 2: Number three is Dylan. Number two is Grant, and I
Speaker 2: think she's going to be into sam M. I think
Speaker 2: she's going with the with the Myrtle Beach contractor. Okay,
Speaker 2: sam M is gonna win it.
Speaker 1: Okay, doctor em what have we got here?
Speaker 5: Doctor m?
Speaker 4: Okay, I would say doctor tomorrow, Doctor John, I'm just joking.
Speaker 5: H Number three sam M. I think he's going to
Speaker 5: go far because she wants to bone zone him.
Speaker 1: He's definitely getting a fantast she wants.
Speaker 5: A fantasy suit with him. And then she'll send him
Speaker 5: home because he's a dipshit. And he says, I love
Speaker 5: you in a weird way.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah yeah, specific now you're making me regrets.
Speaker 1: Say fun.
Speaker 4: And then Jonathan number two, because he's cute. He seems normal.
Speaker 5: After he took all his face burns, heeled.
Speaker 1: He's so cute after his face burn.
Speaker 5: After all the skin grass, he was actually quite cute.
Speaker 1: He's so cute.
Speaker 4: And then final Dylan.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna go number three, Sam m Bone Zone City. Yeah,
Speaker 1: for sure, I'm gonna go.
Speaker 3: You know what.
Speaker 1: No, I'm gonna go number three, number three Jonathan Okay,
Speaker 1: number two Dylan. I think Dumb Dumb is gonna win.
Speaker 1: I think Hornie will win because she says I always
Speaker 1: picked the wrong guy. And I'm not stopping now.
Speaker 5: But do we feel like what's that ending twist where
Speaker 5: she's like, bat shot has never done this.
Speaker 1: I think that she's gonna me she's gonna propose because
Speaker 1: in the same way that she said, would you take
Speaker 1: my last name?
Speaker 3: Nice?
Speaker 1: I think she's gonna get down on one day. She's
Speaker 1: gonna propose. Good for you, That's what I think. I
Speaker 1: think that she's taken it all. Okay. I think that
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Speaker 1: you back. One bit of clarification. The guy who said
Speaker 1: he thought nine to eleven was an inside job. Rakota
Speaker 1: was not Dakota, the Somalie who is eliminated, but allegedly
Speaker 1: it's Devon.
Speaker 8: I believe that.
Speaker 1: Who wants to have her nailsun all the time. I
Speaker 1: point this out because he's still there and I get
Speaker 1: the feeling that dem will keep him around for a while.
Speaker 8: Apparently it is Devin that like actually really.
Speaker 5: Checks out for me. Yeah wait, I'm connecting the dots.
Speaker 1: Sarah, No, I need you all because I can't find
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Speaker 1: Is it Lorie saying that it's the Somalier or is
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Speaker 1: of the week and figure out who's gonna win. All right,
Speaker 1: are you ready for to help us, to help us
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Speaker 7: Yes, here we go.
Speaker 1: We've got some funny ones. Today. I felt like, Okay,
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Speaker 1: I would respect Aaron Moore if instead of giving Devin
Speaker 1: a book and saying I have something for you, he
Speaker 1: just reached in his pocket and pulled out a mid
Speaker 1: little finger.
Speaker 8: That's really good.
Speaker 5: I really think that he should have just done that.
Speaker 2: It would have been better.
Speaker 1: Here's another one that I like. This is from missus
Speaker 1: Wright a Girl without a Tap. Did Keem fly with
Speaker 1: the rest of the guys to Australia or did he
Speaker 1: just attach Jeremy's corvette to his balloons because he walked
Speaker 1: with all the balloons? Okay, this is for here the
Speaker 1: right reasons, at for the right reasons. Nothing makes me
Speaker 1: feel more nostalgic for the Brachelor franchise than a bunch
Speaker 1: of men shouting a woman's name off of a bridge.
Speaker 5: A bridge, a balcony.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's so good, it's so good. Trash Car at
Speaker 1: Trash Car sixty nine. Aaron dealing with Devon is the
Speaker 1: hardest thing anyone has ever had to do. Marcus, So yeah,
Speaker 1: I literally got blown off. Okay, here we go. H
Speaker 1: this is missus right, A girl without attack Aaron. I
Speaker 1: don't want to be dramatic, but Devon attacking me and
Speaker 1: my pearls was more brutal than Pearl Harbor. This was
Speaker 1: at Lavender Hayes at Purple Haze, dying that Aaron is
Speaker 1: giving Devon the same treatment that Bennett gave Noah. Producers
Speaker 1: missed an opportunity by not having the bros on the
Speaker 1: same season. All right, we'll just do two more. Miss
Speaker 1: v at pre school quats. Sam m is a walking
Speaker 1: advertisement for the HPV vaccine.
Speaker 3: So funny.
Speaker 5: That's one that's too almost.
Speaker 1: Here's another one from her, Miss Miss V at preschool quats.
Speaker 1: Tonight on The Bachelorette, Thomas demonstrates how to dry up
Speaker 1: a woman's vagina in ten minutes or less. Well, okay, I.
Speaker 2: Feel like uh HPV HPV versus the yes, I think?
Speaker 1: Okay, great, all right, here we go. This is from
Speaker 1: miss V at preschool quats. Sam m is a walking
Speaker 1: advertisement for the HPV vaccine or uh uh shanty, Peacecat,
Speaker 1: I would respect Aaron Moore. Instead of giving Devin a
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Speaker 1: Bring that back middle finger or HPV Doug middle finger? Okay,
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Speaker 7: I loved it. I played Splinter. She was like, I'm
Speaker 7: Splinter's mom.
Speaker 4: It's really well done.
Speaker 1: Will you please bring Viv back on the park?
Speaker 7: I know I will. She's coming to visit, so maybe
Speaker 7: let me know one let's book it in. Okay, we'll
Speaker 7: book it in.
Speaker 1: Did she watching the show?
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, she'll watch it.
Speaker 1: Okay, let me know when she's coming, so we can
Speaker 1: make sure the books show around you and for sure,
Speaker 1: for sure, maybe I can get Heightener to come down.
Speaker 7: It'd be great.
Speaker 1: Okay, Doug, what would you like to promote?
Speaker 6: I will be doing Douglas Movies in San Diego on Wednesday,
Speaker 6: July twenty fourth, tho, you know, night before Comic Con starts.
Speaker 1: I want to just say, if you guys have never
Speaker 1: been to a live Doug Loves Movie show, it is
Speaker 1: so fun.
Speaker 2: It's so fun.
Speaker 1: It's like and the amount of effort like Doug builds
Speaker 1: these I love playing games, and like, like Doug puts
Speaker 1: in so much effort to build his show out and there,
Speaker 1: and the games that he builds are so funny.
Speaker 2: It's shocking.
Speaker 1: It's it's such the amount of work that you do.
Speaker 1: You know is a pre game like the effort put in.
Speaker 1: It's such a fun show is always a fun show.
Speaker 1: So if you have never gone to see, you should
Speaker 1: go see. If you're in the San Diego.
Speaker 6: Area, Yes, and sunny Vale, California. Rooster T Feathers on August.
Speaker 1: Are you doing de Gloves Movies afternoon?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: Oh that's fun.
Speaker 6: All of my dates are at Doug Lovesmovies.
Speaker 1: Do so that and that's pretty close to like San
Speaker 1: Francisco and stuff.
Speaker 6: You could go, Oh yeah, Bay area. It's beautiful, right, I.
Speaker 1: Mean, it's truly such a fun and it's like an
Speaker 1: afternoon show you could easily go, like, and that's a
Speaker 1: great club.
Speaker 6: Well, thank you, thank you for supporting my plugs.
Speaker 1: We love your plugs, Doctor Banana, kt money. We have
Speaker 1: our Patreon.
Speaker 4: Oh, we have our Patreon.
Speaker 5: We're talking below deck med Yeah. I don't have anything
Speaker 5: from other than I'm not selling host mee. If you
Speaker 5: guys want to tweet the week, threads me or you
Speaker 5: can still tweet at me even though I'm private at
Speaker 5: Anna host on Twitter.
Speaker 1: I just want to say, also, side note for those
Speaker 1: of you who are our Patreon people. Paige Distorbo started
Speaker 1: following me on Instagram and I'm about to go film
Speaker 1: something in Charleston, and my gold from started following Southern
Speaker 1: arm Yes, oh my god, and from summer House started
Speaker 1: following I'm obsessed with her and so my goal is
Speaker 1: to keep sort of commenting on her pose and then
Speaker 1: slide into her DMS when I'm filming in Charleston.
Speaker 2: I think she's very funny.
Speaker 7: I love her.
Speaker 1: I think she's I want to try to like be
Speaker 1: confriends with you.
Speaker 2: Will you will?
Speaker 1: I want to Yeah, Okay, sorry Katie Money.
Speaker 9: As always, please go to your local shelter and adopt
Speaker 9: foster dog, especially here in LA.
Speaker 1: It's so full.
Speaker 8: It's really really sad, so please health out.
Speaker 3: If you can.
Speaker 1: And there's a woman that I met because Mittens was sick.
Speaker 1: And I met a woman who had just found a
Speaker 1: cat that she had a broken leg that she decided
Speaker 1: to keep. And there's three more little kittens and the
Speaker 1: mama that are so if you're in the LA area
Speaker 1: and you want to foster a cat or kittens, or
Speaker 1: if you want a cat or a kitten, message us
Speaker 1: at Rosepodcast at gmail dot com. Because it was such
Speaker 1: a cute little kitten and this woman was so sweet
Speaker 1: and like she can't take them all because she just
Speaker 1: lives in an apartment. So like, if anybody wants a
Speaker 1: cat or a kitten, you're open to fostering, let me
Speaker 1: know and I can help get you in touch. All right, everybody,
Speaker 1: what fun?
Speaker 7: I missed you all, missed you too.
Speaker 1: I'm so thankful for your time. I love you all,
Speaker 1: And thanks to our listeners, and come to our show
Speaker 1: October fifth in New York Bill House.
Speaker 4: We'll put the ticket link up. Look out for it.
Speaker 6: Okay, bye bye, Oh yeah.
Speaker 3: We're gonna get all up in your tonight.
Speaker 7: I feels so good.
Speaker 3: I just got one of the questions, where you rex
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