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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast?

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Speaker 1: Firm Elvis represent fifteen minute morning show? Do we really

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Speaker 1: have to do this? Who votes? We just don't do

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Speaker 1: the amen? Brother? Who votes? Who votes? That? Nat? I

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Speaker 1: couldn't that great idea? Yeah, oh god, I couldn't host

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Speaker 1: m I don't know what I'm trying to say. Uh,

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Speaker 1: this is gonna be a long fifteen I pounded three

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Speaker 1: drinks in this span and what was that break? Seven

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Speaker 1: minut Yeah? Everyone, you're you're putting it on. You're not

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Speaker 1: just drunk. I'm pretty drunk right now. Like I can focus,

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Speaker 1: pretend you're not drunk, so you can pretend not to

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Speaker 1: be drunk. That's how the that's the true test of

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Speaker 1: when someone is drunk, is them pretending to be drunk.

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Speaker 1: I'm fine, I'm fine, Okay, you pound them so quickly.

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Speaker 1: They were so good. That was the best. Um. I've

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Speaker 1: never had a run old fashioned before, but that was fantastic.

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Speaker 1: It was good. Even I liked it's probably a little tipsy, right,

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Speaker 1: I would not drive right now, and I had one.

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Speaker 1: I had three. I am not driving anytime soon, just

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Speaker 1: so y'alls know. But no, they were great. They were great.

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Speaker 1: See that's the difference. Like you go to a bar

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Speaker 1: and you're like, oh, the vodka seven or whatever. What

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Speaker 1: a garbage, what a waste of a drink? You know

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Speaker 1: what I mean? Like, don't get a cocktail. Go get

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Speaker 1: something somebody put like effort into and like they made

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Speaker 1: banana fair. Maybe you don't want to like a full

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Speaker 1: blown cocktail every single time. Those are like special occasion contain.

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Speaker 1: I don't just want here's the thing. I don't just

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Speaker 1: want to get drunk. I want to enjoy getting drunk.

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Speaker 1: That makes sense. But getting drunk that quickly though, it

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Speaker 1: doesn't seem like it's fun. It was so good, gandhi,

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Speaker 1: why don't you drink yours? Because I didn't want this

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Speaker 1: to happen to day today. I could not start off

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Speaker 1: getting hammered out. Well, here's the thing. When you get honestly,

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Speaker 1: getting drunk in the morning way better than getting drunk

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Speaker 1: at night, right, because then you have all that time

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Speaker 1: to sober up, relax. You're chilled out for the day.

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Speaker 1: Time goes by much faster than your life. During the day.

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Speaker 1: You may have stuff you need to get done. I

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Speaker 1: do have stuff I need you, because once you get drunk,

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Speaker 1: you turn the sign around it says closed. You know.

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Speaker 1: I'm yeah. I know. You can't drive, you can't get

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Speaker 1: shipped done. I'll be by noon. I'll be fine. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: what what is it? Your body process is one cocktail

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Speaker 1: an hour? It's three hours from now a quarter. I

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Speaker 1: have a question, So, Nate, you said people should put

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Speaker 1: more effort into the drink ordering. Yes, what else in

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Speaker 1: the world should people put more effort into? It was

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Speaker 1: up to you. God, maybe it stakes sober you get

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Speaker 1: work done? Am I that? I'll remember when French Montana

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Speaker 1: came in and he get us all trash. See, I

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Speaker 1: got pretty good. I get paid to do whatever, including

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Speaker 1: drinking on the job. Yeah, you know you've got astration.

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Speaker 1: I'll be fine. I have a question, Nate, what things

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Speaker 1: should people put more effort into? Did we just talk

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Speaker 1: about Oh, oh, here's a good one. Uh? Are you?

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Speaker 1: Are you having like a miniature stroke? What? It's kind

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Speaker 1: of like? Okay, so when you do have a stroke,

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Speaker 1: it's kind of like being drunk. Yeah, by the way, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm fine. How many times encourage you to drink? If

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Speaker 1: you're a stroke, if you survive what I have you

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Speaker 1: need to drink? A follow up question Nate, what's people

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Speaker 1: put see? I remember you're asking it a second time.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. All right, well that's not going anywhere.

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Speaker 1: Maybe we'll come back, We'll reach around and ask that

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Speaker 1: question again. I'm so bring up. It's been an hour,

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Speaker 1: oh forty minutes, but it's been like enough time that

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Speaker 1: I feel like I'm so bring up. But you're not

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Speaker 1: doing anything to absorb the alcohol. I had cereal. By

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Speaker 1: the way, Scotty gave me the shittiest cereal. Purpose would

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Speaker 1: you give him? I gave him this bubblegum cereal. It's

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Speaker 1: why did you give him? People like a champion at

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Speaker 1: this point, Wait, can I just tell you this bubblegum

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Speaker 1: cereal that we have has a cancer warning on it.

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Speaker 1: So the box it's from Mexico. Well, what does what

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Speaker 1: does canceress in this cereal? You know how California has

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Speaker 1: to put like cancer warnings on everything, even like a

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Speaker 1: blah blah blah, it could cause cancer and whatever, So

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Speaker 1: just be careful. Yeah, did sell pat cancer for eating

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Speaker 1: a mouthful? We don't know yet. First he opened up

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Speaker 1: Scotty's whole puncher and ate the little white the holes.

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Speaker 1: They were delicious. Um, yeah, what else you're hosting? Oh uh?

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Speaker 1: Do you guys get prostate checked? Yes? I remember, but

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Speaker 1: but a year ago I went expecting it. He didn't

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Speaker 1: do it, and this because it was a barbershop he didn't.

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Speaker 1: He didn't do it again. Scott gets so disappointed when

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Speaker 1: they don't do it. He's like, I prepped for this,

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Speaker 1: I was ready for it. I just want to go

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Speaker 1: to a urologist for that. They're supposed to do it

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Speaker 1: during your physical I've become a customer having a finger

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Speaker 1: up my butt every year at the regular doctor, and

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Speaker 1: for the last two years he hasn't done it. Maybe

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Speaker 1: he thinks you're dirty. No, I question up Scotty, knowing

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Speaker 1: you how you scream at anything when the doctor is

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Speaker 1: doing the exam. Do you scream no? Because I know

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Speaker 1: what to expect and I'm ready for it. Do you say,

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Speaker 1: oh yeah, no? Now he screams when they don't do it.

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Speaker 1: He's so disappointed. Do you ask him out to go

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Speaker 1: see a movie? Yes? Hey, look, you know the prostate examines.

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Speaker 1: It's such a quid. Don't even need to do it anymore.

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Speaker 1: They do that the A P thing and they set

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Speaker 1: to the P s A thing, right, they check your urins. No,

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Speaker 1: not for prostate. You you're supposed to crap in a

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Speaker 1: bowl and send mail it off. I didn't do that yet.

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Speaker 1: I have it in my close or something else. It's awful. Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: what's the one where you crap on the square box?

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Speaker 1: That's the colon cancer? All right, let's go. Yeah, that's

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Speaker 1: colon cancer. You're right, you're crapping a ball and mail

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Speaker 1: it off for calon cans. You mail it? Yeah, you

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Speaker 1: put it, you put your box. Do you remember that

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Speaker 1: opened thing? The box? The box actually says what it

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Speaker 1: is on. And I don't want to bring that to ups.

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Speaker 1: Remember I used to work for that other host and

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Speaker 1: he's famous and so Claudine, Oh, I shouldn't say your name,

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Speaker 1: get that out. But the assistant out, the assistant got

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Speaker 1: this box. Hold on, okay, okay, at it, there's no

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Speaker 1: The assistant got this box in the mail and she

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Speaker 1: would have to open his mail. So she opened the

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Speaker 1: box and I hear from her office and I run

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Speaker 1: in there. Somebody sent him a pile of poop, like

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Speaker 1: they actually pooped in a box and mail was it?

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Speaker 1: Was it the ratings company? You know you can order that.

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Speaker 1: There's a company that you can order poop for people,

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Speaker 1: and you sorder all kinds of poop. You can order

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Speaker 1: small like rabbit poop, or you can order elephant. It

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Speaker 1: was a human Like, did you inform him of this?

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Speaker 1: I don't know if we ever told he knew about it?

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Speaker 1: Oh he didn't. Yeah, how did they mail that without

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Speaker 1: its smelling in the mail? In a bag? No, it

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Speaker 1: was in a box on a paper plate. Howle alone?

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Speaker 1: I don't know it was. I don't listen. My memories

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Speaker 1: a little foggy. This podcast all roads lead to the act.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, if it wasn't, why are we even talking about.

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Speaker 1: Somebody brought up prostate exams. Yes, and then you said

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Speaker 1: crapping a box and mail it, and then it just

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Speaker 1: jogged the memory. By the way, if you're hosting, you're

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Speaker 1: responsible for every single piece of content and done. Yet

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Speaker 1: do you want to be done? I can't go anymore?

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Speaker 1: Like seven minutes left. By the way, it was a

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Speaker 1: solid eight minutes. It was a good eight minutes, Like

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Speaker 1: this is better than it was solid Actually, speaking of

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Speaker 1: a prostate exams. You have you have any butt heard cards?

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Speaker 1: We could use? Oh, we could read. We were almost done.

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Speaker 1: Want to him read? Isn't this the game we were calling?

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Speaker 1: Close second? Brody? Yes? Are you want to play? Oh?

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Speaker 1: It's always close second? All right, you're ready. No, the

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Speaker 1: blue ones are the nice ones. The red ones are

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Speaker 1: the nasty ones. By the way, the red ones are

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Speaker 1: the red ones are the ones that are red the

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Speaker 1: red ones, Brody cards? Who gives the worst I can't

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Speaker 1: see this? Well, we'll edit it out after ely, we've

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Speaker 1: just said you can't say something. Who's the worst oral sex?

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Speaker 1: You know what? Elmus I needed to raise? I tried

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Speaker 1: my best second, I'm a scary had a girl full?

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Speaker 1: Who is the last person you'd want with you on

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Speaker 1: a desserted island? Who has the worst attitude towards life?

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Speaker 1: Who is the last person you'd want to see naked? Likewise,

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Speaker 1: by the way, who is the most full of bullshit?

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Speaker 1: Bro you're just sad on the car? Yes, I read one.

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Speaker 1: It's not me. I put a finger on your butt

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Speaker 1: and your show. We're done, Edit out, edit out, un

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