1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:03,360 Speaker 1: I sold both my kidneys to buy a tailor swift ticket. 2 00:00:03,440 --> 00:00:05,840 Speaker 1: Should have thought that one through. It's one more thing, 3 00:00:08,720 --> 00:00:13,240 Speaker 1: one more thing before we get to the concert tickets. 4 00:00:13,240 --> 00:00:16,279 Speaker 1: Thing occurs to me, Katie that Joe being gone last 5 00:00:16,280 --> 00:00:18,919 Speaker 1: week week is not up to speed in my budding 6 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:22,920 Speaker 1: romance with my Ukrainian girlfriend. Well this is a must. Yes, 7 00:00:23,120 --> 00:00:25,880 Speaker 1: I need to bring Joe to speed on this. Well 8 00:00:25,920 --> 00:00:28,680 Speaker 1: now I I heard some of it, right, but so 9 00:00:28,800 --> 00:00:32,559 Speaker 1: the uh I haven't finished it off yet. Yeah, it's escalated, 10 00:00:32,600 --> 00:00:38,600 Speaker 1: go a bit. But oh I love love story, oh 11 00:00:38,680 --> 00:00:43,760 Speaker 1: with triplets? Yes, uh so obviously it's a scam right, 12 00:00:43,800 --> 00:00:48,600 Speaker 1: So however this occurred where somebody the any of the 13 00:00:48,720 --> 00:00:52,560 Speaker 1: eight million ways somebody could have gotten my email address. 14 00:00:52,560 --> 00:00:56,800 Speaker 1: Some scammer is pretending to be a hot young Ukrainian 15 00:00:56,920 --> 00:00:59,920 Speaker 1: who is desperately in love with me, having never met me. 16 00:01:00,120 --> 00:01:03,640 Speaker 1: I mean, just really constantly calling me. She is your charisma, 17 00:01:04,080 --> 00:01:07,240 Speaker 1: I guess, so, my beautiful rose Jack. Why haven't I heard? Why? 18 00:01:07,240 --> 00:01:09,240 Speaker 1: I don't want to hear from more often? All that 19 00:01:09,280 --> 00:01:12,760 Speaker 1: sort of stuff. But anyway, hands precious diamond, your precious diamond. 20 00:01:12,760 --> 00:01:16,840 Speaker 1: That's right, she called me her precious diamond. Wow. But Uh. 21 00:01:17,080 --> 00:01:18,720 Speaker 1: Hanson came in the. 22 00:01:18,680 --> 00:01:21,360 Speaker 2: What are the beautiful rose a giant of love? 23 00:01:22,840 --> 00:01:29,280 Speaker 1: The what I got your giant right here? But so 24 00:01:29,440 --> 00:01:31,640 Speaker 1: what I was waiting for. I was waiting for what's 25 00:01:31,640 --> 00:01:34,960 Speaker 1: the scam going to be? And I've barely played along 26 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:36,480 Speaker 1: with the you know, nice to hear from me. How 27 00:01:36,520 --> 00:01:39,240 Speaker 1: are you doing? That's all respond and then she'll give 28 00:01:39,280 --> 00:01:41,720 Speaker 1: me Yeah. 29 00:01:41,720 --> 00:01:44,840 Speaker 3: We went through the process, so it's like the introduction, 30 00:01:45,160 --> 00:01:48,400 Speaker 3: then the love bombing, and then the crisis, which is 31 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:49,480 Speaker 3: where the money comes into. 32 00:01:49,320 --> 00:01:52,040 Speaker 1: Play, right, But the crisis hasn't occurred yet, so we're 33 00:01:52,080 --> 00:01:55,560 Speaker 1: wondering what it's going to be. Is she going to say, 34 00:01:56,440 --> 00:01:58,880 Speaker 1: you know, I got a bad medical diagnosis, or I've 35 00:01:58,880 --> 00:02:00,960 Speaker 1: been thrown in jail or my mom's sake or what is? 36 00:02:01,040 --> 00:02:03,120 Speaker 1: And I was just interested in that. Hanson came up 37 00:02:03,120 --> 00:02:06,240 Speaker 1: with the idea that you hit her first to see 38 00:02:06,240 --> 00:02:09,880 Speaker 1: how she reacts. I need to say I'm in jail, 39 00:02:10,320 --> 00:02:13,239 Speaker 1: or I got a bad night diagnosis, I desperately need 40 00:02:13,280 --> 00:02:14,359 Speaker 1: one thousand dollars. 41 00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:14,959 Speaker 3: Oh. 42 00:02:15,040 --> 00:02:17,400 Speaker 1: I love that idea. So I haven't done that yet, 43 00:02:17,440 --> 00:02:19,880 Speaker 1: but I think that's a funny idea to see how 44 00:02:19,919 --> 00:02:23,360 Speaker 1: the scammer reacts. That I love you so but to 45 00:02:23,440 --> 00:02:25,440 Speaker 1: be together for the rest of our lives. I need 46 00:02:25,480 --> 00:02:27,680 Speaker 1: to cure this prostate cancer and I just don't have 47 00:02:27,720 --> 00:02:29,520 Speaker 1: the money or whatever. It is, all right, So I 48 00:02:29,560 --> 00:02:31,800 Speaker 1: know something about this, and I don't remember the term. 49 00:02:32,240 --> 00:02:34,920 Speaker 1: But you need to if you want to, you know, 50 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:37,400 Speaker 1: be the mirror image of it. You ask for something 51 00:02:37,440 --> 00:02:43,280 Speaker 1: really small first to establish the the trust and the 52 00:02:43,840 --> 00:02:46,680 Speaker 1: you ramp up your requests. You don't start at one 53 00:02:46,720 --> 00:02:47,600 Speaker 1: thousand dollars. 54 00:02:48,560 --> 00:02:50,360 Speaker 3: Didn't you say something along the lines of you were 55 00:02:50,360 --> 00:02:52,200 Speaker 3: going to ask for a couple hundred in order to 56 00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:53,000 Speaker 3: go see her? 57 00:02:53,639 --> 00:02:58,560 Speaker 1: Right? Yeah, yeah, I'm just three short up to that. 58 00:02:59,080 --> 00:03:01,200 Speaker 1: I'm just a couple hundred dollars short of being able 59 00:03:01,200 --> 00:03:04,560 Speaker 1: to fly to see you. Okay, you know what, that's 60 00:03:04,720 --> 00:03:08,960 Speaker 1: pretty good. Yeah, don't ask for the whole ticket. Finally, 61 00:03:09,040 --> 00:03:13,760 Speaker 1: your beautiful Rose can be ensconced in You're wonderful, whatever 62 00:03:13,800 --> 00:03:14,080 Speaker 1: it is. 63 00:03:14,200 --> 00:03:16,280 Speaker 2: Yeah, you're one hundred bucks short on a plane ticket. 64 00:03:16,600 --> 00:03:18,760 Speaker 1: That's all. That's all. I need to fly to Key 65 00:03:19,240 --> 00:03:21,960 Speaker 1: to see whichever of these five different girls you keep 66 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:26,880 Speaker 1: texting me pictures of is you as they don't even 67 00:03:26,960 --> 00:03:29,240 Speaker 1: narrow it down to one foot Take chick, that's One 68 00:03:29,240 --> 00:03:30,960 Speaker 1: of the funniest parts of it is it's a bunch 69 00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:33,880 Speaker 1: of different Sometimes she's a short hair brunette. Sometimes she's 70 00:03:33,919 --> 00:03:36,960 Speaker 1: a long haired bond. Sometimes she's kind of short muscular, 71 00:03:37,040 --> 00:03:40,280 Speaker 1: sometimes she's tall and live. It depends on the right 72 00:03:40,440 --> 00:03:41,560 Speaker 1: the angle you get her. 73 00:03:42,080 --> 00:03:43,880 Speaker 2: She's hitting all the bases just to find out what 74 00:03:43,880 --> 00:03:44,240 Speaker 2: he likes. 75 00:03:44,280 --> 00:03:46,720 Speaker 1: But that's what it is. But that's what it is. 76 00:03:46,800 --> 00:03:49,560 Speaker 1: You like short, muscular and got one for you, all right, 77 00:03:49,600 --> 00:03:53,680 Speaker 1: So explain this to me. You're the sucker, the fish 78 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:57,120 Speaker 1: who falls for the scam. You'd have to be behind 79 00:03:57,200 --> 00:03:59,760 Speaker 1: a moron. That's that's what hooked me in the first place. 80 00:03:59,800 --> 00:04:02,880 Speaker 1: Is it was so over the top from from the 81 00:04:02,920 --> 00:04:05,880 Speaker 1: word go. It's like you have to be a completely 82 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:09,240 Speaker 1: or like mentally retarded. Really well, yeah, but let's see 83 00:04:09,320 --> 00:04:11,440 Speaker 1: what I'm asking Katie. Feel free to jump in. But 84 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:15,840 Speaker 1: is help me through the thought process of the guy 85 00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:20,760 Speaker 1: who gets pictures of five different chicks and thinks, yeah, okay, 86 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:23,719 Speaker 1: I'm gonna send her the money or whatever. They're all white, 87 00:04:23,880 --> 00:04:25,400 Speaker 1: so they're similarly ish. 88 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:27,640 Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I. 89 00:04:27,560 --> 00:04:29,560 Speaker 1: Can tell one white chick from another. 90 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:34,279 Speaker 2: I think they're just targeting really lonely old men. To 91 00:04:34,320 --> 00:04:37,400 Speaker 2: be honest with you. I mean they's so well no, no, 92 00:04:37,520 --> 00:04:38,120 Speaker 2: I mean jacket. 93 00:04:38,279 --> 00:04:42,279 Speaker 1: They they shoot their shot. 94 00:04:42,440 --> 00:04:45,159 Speaker 3: You know, they find an email address, clearly it's a dude, 95 00:04:45,200 --> 00:04:48,200 Speaker 3: and then they just go for it. But I you 96 00:04:48,200 --> 00:04:50,279 Speaker 3: know all the news stories that you hear about people 97 00:04:50,279 --> 00:04:54,560 Speaker 3: actually falling for these scams. They're elderly and usually living 98 00:04:54,600 --> 00:04:56,640 Speaker 3: on their own or their family isn't there to stop 99 00:04:56,680 --> 00:04:57,520 Speaker 3: them from doing this. 100 00:04:57,839 --> 00:04:59,920 Speaker 1: As a lovely old man, I really hate that sort 101 00:04:59,920 --> 00:05:04,760 Speaker 1: of talk. Hello, Hello, my dearest sweetheart jack Jackie Armstrong, 102 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:12,279 Speaker 1: my precious handsome made music even Oh my god, thank 103 00:05:12,320 --> 00:05:14,480 Speaker 1: you so much for your wonderful letter. Your letter was 104 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:16,880 Speaker 1: a real present for me today. That's when I responded 105 00:05:16,960 --> 00:05:22,000 Speaker 1: with sup or more or less? You know, why don't 106 00:05:22,040 --> 00:05:24,080 Speaker 1: you write me every day? If you're thinking about me? 107 00:05:24,400 --> 00:05:26,160 Speaker 1: It will be impossible for us to build a happy 108 00:05:26,240 --> 00:05:28,640 Speaker 1: relationship if we do not talk to each other every day. 109 00:05:28,800 --> 00:05:30,800 Speaker 1: If you do not answer, if you do not answer 110 00:05:30,880 --> 00:05:33,440 Speaker 1: my letters, don't tell me anything about yourself. And I 111 00:05:33,440 --> 00:05:36,600 Speaker 1: have medications a two way street, and I have told 112 00:05:36,600 --> 00:05:39,360 Speaker 1: her nothing about myself, and I mean nothing wrong. She's 113 00:05:39,440 --> 00:05:44,440 Speaker 1: not wrong. You're being neglectful, Yes, Michael, I am you 114 00:05:44,480 --> 00:05:46,840 Speaker 1: got to feed a beautiful love like this one and 115 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:48,480 Speaker 1: the other thing that I like, and then we'll let you. 116 00:05:48,800 --> 00:05:52,920 Speaker 1: We'll move on. Well, there's some new pictures, but it's 117 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:56,080 Speaker 1: different pictures of hot young women and then the occasional 118 00:05:56,200 --> 00:06:02,000 Speaker 1: kitten or flowers or a beach. Again, she understands you're 119 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:05,000 Speaker 1: a dude. There are other pleasant things to look at. 120 00:06:05,040 --> 00:06:10,719 Speaker 1: I guess I don't know what that is. Here's a kitten, Ah, good, great? 121 00:06:11,920 --> 00:06:15,840 Speaker 1: Is it your kitten? Or are you giving me? Are 122 00:06:15,880 --> 00:06:20,120 Speaker 1: you asking me for a kitten? I don't understand. Maybe 123 00:06:20,120 --> 00:06:25,360 Speaker 1: it's a language burrier. Ah, that's funny. I liked you 124 00:06:25,400 --> 00:06:29,559 Speaker 1: better when you were a foot shorter, dark hair yesterday. 125 00:06:31,560 --> 00:06:34,720 Speaker 1: That really turned me on. The tall, skinny, live blonde 126 00:06:34,800 --> 00:06:36,839 Speaker 1: is not. I don't know. Try to be short and 127 00:06:36,920 --> 00:06:39,720 Speaker 1: dark haired more often. Since since you went and got 128 00:06:39,720 --> 00:06:43,320 Speaker 1: your hair lengthened, blonded, and your femurs extended, I'm not 129 00:06:43,360 --> 00:06:49,080 Speaker 1: as interested in you. Oh boy, I love lovest, my 130 00:06:49,120 --> 00:06:50,559 Speaker 1: beautiful precious rose. 131 00:06:50,760 --> 00:06:51,919 Speaker 2: So did it go any further? 132 00:06:52,320 --> 00:06:54,320 Speaker 1: No? I didn't responded, so I need to do that. 133 00:06:54,400 --> 00:06:56,640 Speaker 2: Oh see, you're letting it die again. 134 00:06:57,520 --> 00:06:58,600 Speaker 1: I'm letting love die. 135 00:06:58,680 --> 00:06:59,760 Speaker 2: You're letting love die. 136 00:07:00,279 --> 00:07:01,080 Speaker 1: Love has to be fed. 137 00:07:01,200 --> 00:07:01,839 Speaker 2: She's moved on. 138 00:07:02,560 --> 00:07:06,159 Speaker 1: She may have she found someone else. He's just not 139 00:07:06,360 --> 00:07:10,880 Speaker 1: that into you, any of you. Yeah, why don't we 140 00:07:10,920 --> 00:07:14,600 Speaker 1: do the ticket thing tomorrow? It's interesting and long and okay, 141 00:07:14,640 --> 00:07:16,720 Speaker 1: So you're thinking I will respond today? Then, so you're 142 00:07:16,760 --> 00:07:20,920 Speaker 1: thinking a small ask like I'm trying to get together 143 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:22,960 Speaker 1: the money to fly to come see you. I just 144 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:26,800 Speaker 1: need two hundred more dollars. Yeah, okay, I'll do that. 145 00:07:27,920 --> 00:07:30,120 Speaker 1: Should I? So? Should I play any of the game? 146 00:07:30,160 --> 00:07:32,480 Speaker 1: Should I go with any of the love of my life? Oh? 147 00:07:32,560 --> 00:07:34,400 Speaker 2: Yeah, absolutely, pet names. 148 00:07:34,560 --> 00:07:37,200 Speaker 3: I've been thinking about you, and I've made the decision 149 00:07:37,360 --> 00:07:38,520 Speaker 3: I would like to come see you. 150 00:07:38,680 --> 00:07:41,520 Speaker 2: Problem is I need one hundred and fifty bucks. 151 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:45,600 Speaker 1: Give it one more round of not asking for money. 152 00:07:46,560 --> 00:07:49,800 Speaker 1: Go ahead and communicate that this hook has been set. 153 00:07:50,280 --> 00:07:53,360 Speaker 1: You think she's a real girl, you're into her. Let 154 00:07:53,400 --> 00:07:56,280 Speaker 1: that play out for one more back and forth and 155 00:07:56,320 --> 00:07:58,600 Speaker 1: then make the act. I will. Okay, Then as soon 156 00:07:58,600 --> 00:07:59,880 Speaker 1: as we get done here, I will hit her with 157 00:08:00,240 --> 00:08:02,680 Speaker 1: I missed you all weekend. I can't stop thinking about. 158 00:08:02,480 --> 00:08:03,280 Speaker 2: You, beautiful. 159 00:08:03,320 --> 00:08:04,920 Speaker 1: Of course that's how she reacted. Less them. If you 160 00:08:04,920 --> 00:08:06,960 Speaker 1: can't stop thinking about me, why don't you ever write 161 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:08,520 Speaker 1: me a letter. That's a good point. 162 00:08:08,760 --> 00:08:09,480 Speaker 2: You're a busy man. 163 00:08:09,880 --> 00:08:12,320 Speaker 1: Yeah, hey, yeah, I got a job. I got a job. 164 00:08:13,040 --> 00:08:23,720 Speaker 1: You're busy for drinking or traub Jack Armstrong. My precious 165 00:08:23,880 --> 00:08:31,080 Speaker 1: time is right. You gotta love that. Well, I guess 166 00:08:31,120 --> 00:08:31,440 Speaker 1: that's it.