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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's helping kids eat hell here

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Speaker 1: with diet lunchables. It's just a normal lunchable package, but

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Speaker 1: it comes with a sixty four ounce cane of diet

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Speaker 1: Mountain deuke Line. It's diet brook feel good about healthing

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Speaker 1: up your kids meals with laser stories or segment where

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Speaker 1: we read weird news stories around the globe, just like

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Speaker 1: everyone else does, except we've got a laser.

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Speaker 2: Those other diet doodoo heads just don't. This first laser

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Speaker 2: story is out of Europe.

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Speaker 1: You fancy. There's a lot of frustrating things about how

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Speaker 1: we do things in America, But how would you feel

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Speaker 1: if we had.

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Speaker 2: A system like this?

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Speaker 1: Because a man in Switzerland was caught driving too close

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Speaker 1: to the vehicle in front of him, so he was

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Speaker 1: fined one hundred and ten thousand dollars. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: oh wow, we would all be rich if this happened in.

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Speaker 2: America, and with a fine that extreme.

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Speaker 1: You mean, you figure he must have been right on

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Speaker 1: the other guy's bumper, but actually no reports say he

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Speaker 1: was driving forty feet behind the other vehicle.

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Speaker 2: Feet that's a long way for the Swiss.

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Speaker 1: There's no specific definition for tailgating, but the officer said

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Speaker 1: the offender appeared to be stuck to the other car

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Speaker 1: enough for it to be considered reckless.

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Speaker 2: Is this a high ticket? Is it one of those

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Speaker 2: countries that does.

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Speaker 1: The Switzerland is one of the places where fines are

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Speaker 1: based on your taxable income. It makes so much more

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Speaker 1: sense because like, if you're a super rich person and

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Speaker 1: you get fined forty bucks, you don't care nothing that

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Speaker 1: every day Brook is the one that was driving down

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Speaker 1: the fire lane, and so she cannot wait to bump

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Speaker 1: those fines up to two, four or five thousand.

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Speaker 2: Dollars warnings one ticket. I guess we don't talk about that.

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Speaker 1: So, Yeah, this driver was apparently a millionaire lawyer, which

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Speaker 1: is why his fine was very half. Yeah, you got

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Speaker 1: boomed with a hefty five YU, suck it swist.

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Speaker 2: The count with the costco guy. Yeah he got boomed,

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Speaker 2: but it sounded like a nineteen nineties like jam. Yeah, exactly,

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Speaker 2: you nailed it, bro. People are enjoying it all the

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Speaker 2: text war.

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Speaker 1: This happened a few months ago, but the guy has

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Speaker 1: been fighting it in court and the results, well, it's

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Speaker 1: kind of good news and bad news for him. The

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Speaker 1: ticket was upheld, but it's a suspended fine, meaning he

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Speaker 1: won't have to pay it as long as he avoids

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Speaker 1: committing another offense within the next two years. If he does, though,

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Speaker 1: then it's double. That means at forty feet he just

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Speaker 1: needs to find a road where nobody else drugs and

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Speaker 1: only take that one. I'm just surprised that they do

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Speaker 1: double or nothing for crimes in Switzerland.

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Speaker 2: That's kind of cool. Yeah, I've murdered one guy. If

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Speaker 2: you do it again, though, you'll get double life. They

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Speaker 2: should wheel. We'll see what happens. I really dud. They

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Speaker 2: can better over in Europe. This school. Next laser story

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Speaker 2: is out of Clearwater, Florida, opposite of UK.

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Speaker 1: A thirty four year old man named Aaron Jablonski was

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Speaker 1: at a place called the Overtime Sports Bar at around

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Speaker 1: two thirty a m.

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Speaker 2: This sounds like a lot of fun.

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Speaker 1: Everything you're just saying, is this just gonna be a

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Speaker 1: story about how you hung out with him?

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Speaker 2: Well, we'll get to that. You'll see.

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Speaker 1: We are kind of kindred spirits because right when he

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Speaker 1: was supposed to take the stage to sing, the karaoke

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Speaker 1: machine quit exactly. And that's like your moment while the

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Speaker 1: bar manager suspected it may have just overheated.

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Speaker 2: That wasn't good enough for Aaron.

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Speaker 1: He threw down his mic stormed out of the bar,

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Speaker 1: upset about not being able to sing his music. I

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Speaker 1: feel you, bro, And that's when a friendly patron followed

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Speaker 1: him outside and attempted to cool Aaron down.

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Speaker 2: But he was not in the mood.

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Speaker 1: And we know that because he pulled a gun out

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Speaker 1: of his waistband and fired.

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Speaker 2: It into the air. My god, everyone shut up, like

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Speaker 2: we're the same person, bro, I swear.

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Speaker 1: Someone called the cops, though, and when they showed up,

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Speaker 1: Aaron still had the gun, angrily shouting that he couldn't

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Speaker 1: sing Billy Joel's piano man.

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Speaker 2: So and the cops is like, oh.

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Speaker 1: He was arrested on two felony charges, aggravated assault and

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Speaker 1: possession of a firearm by a felon.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Mike draw on the.

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Speaker 1: Police, Aaron was quoted as saying his therapist recommended that

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Speaker 1: he sing to alleviate stress, so when the karaoke machine

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Speaker 1: broke down, he just lost to snap the irony.

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Speaker 2: Didn't learn about breathing techniques and therapy session.

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Speaker 1: This next Lazer story is out of the office outfit oasis.

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Speaker 1: Remember when employees would push for casual days just so

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Speaker 1: that they could wear jeans to the office.

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Speaker 2: Uh, yeah, that was.

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Speaker 1: Pre pandemic, pre remote working. Now jeans aren't casual enough, that's.

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Speaker 2: Right, I say that in sweatpants or nothing else.

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Speaker 1: Jeff There is an emerging trend of people now wearing

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Speaker 1: sweatpant jeans.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I think I was gonna buy some of these.

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Speaker 2: They look really cool.

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Speaker 1: I've seen them on TikTok, you know, on the TikTok shop,

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Speaker 1: and I'm like.

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Speaker 2: Those look like real jeans but comfy. You'll have a.

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Speaker 1: Video up on our Insta stories at Broken Jeffrey. And

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Speaker 1: if you haven't seen these yet, it's I mean, basically

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Speaker 1: what it sounds like sweatpants that are made to look

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Speaker 1: like denim jeans. They honestly look like the clothes I

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Speaker 1: bought for my kids when they were like three or four.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, is that supposed to be a selling point.

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Speaker 1: It is honestly every clothes item that I bought for

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Speaker 1: my kids.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, why do they have this in adult size?

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Speaker 1: Well, if you google them, they're already available in a

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Speaker 1: bunch of styles, including high waist, wide leg, low rise

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Speaker 1: torn or distressed. And for the millennials, they even have

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Speaker 1: skinny sweatpant jeans. Why those are just yoga pants? I think, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: the prices are all over the map, but many of

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Speaker 1: them are affordable, closer to sweatpant prices than they are

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Speaker 1: to like actual trendy jeans. But according to CNN, they're

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Speaker 1: becoming a major viral trend. So someone at your office

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Speaker 1: is probably going to try to pass these off as

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Speaker 1: jeans during casual days. I'm gonna go with tomorrow wear sweats,

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Speaker 1: so it's different for us. This next Lazer story is

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Speaker 1: out of Food News today. There is nothing more thirst

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Speaker 1: quenching on a hot summer.

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Speaker 2: Day than lemonade, ice cream, a big bottle of pickled juice.

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Speaker 1: I know. Yeah, that's what the company Clawson's is counting

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Speaker 1: on because they just release they released their first ever

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Speaker 1: line of dill pickle juice called Just the Brine.

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Speaker 2: Yes, this is smart.

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Speaker 1: I literally picked SIPs out of the pickle.

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Speaker 2: Look at the photo of it.

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Speaker 1: And while they do expect some people to just drink

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Speaker 1: it unless be pregnant people, they say it's good for

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Speaker 1: everything from fried chicken to your cocktail recipes.

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Speaker 2: Lucky like a splash of walk chicken.

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Speaker 1: Brian, I thought you just chased your chicken with your

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Speaker 1: pickle bag. They first hinted at the concept when du

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Speaker 1: a lipa when viral last year, pouring pickle juice into

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Speaker 1: her diet Cokember and they had the caption, Hey, do

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Speaker 1: a lipa, We hear you. One sip is all it takes.

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Speaker 1: Do we dare ten k likes on this and we

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Speaker 1: might just make claws and dill pickle juice a thing.

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Speaker 2: And it got way more than that.

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Speaker 1: Thousands and thousands flooded the comments saying please, and I'm

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Speaker 1: begging you to do this, so they did it down.

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Speaker 1: I will say the packaging is cute, he says, Just Brian,

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Speaker 1: It's got like kind of a poppy look to it. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Like I said, they are promoting it as an electrolyte booster,

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Speaker 1: good for your health by day, as a cocktail mixer

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Speaker 1: by night.

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Speaker 2: One after your big run and then one after your

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Speaker 2: big shot. A pickle juice endorsement over here.

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Speaker 1: As for this guy, he has a little bit of

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Speaker 1: a different use for it now. Parent He says, you

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Speaker 1: could spread it on a clog as a lubricantch to

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Speaker 1: slip in and out of it in.

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Speaker 2: Not shape afterwards.

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Speaker 1: That is a helpful life hack, Broke, it's to help

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Speaker 1: people put on shoes.

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Speaker 2: You are so weird. I know it's his.

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Speaker 1: Life hack, but you don't have to listen to it.

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Speaker 1: But that now means Laser Stories has come to an

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Speaker 1: end for the day. We'll do it again at the

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Speaker 1: same time on Friday

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Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.