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Speaker 1: It's another Jewbile phone Frameday Mornings on the twenties. Hello,

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Speaker 1: Hi Perry, this is P Deekins calling from Youth Soccer.

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Speaker 1: I am in the league office and I need to

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Speaker 1: speak with you real quick about a game coming up

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Speaker 1: on Saturday. How's it going pretty good? So we haven't

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Speaker 1: met before, but you're new to the officiating game. Thank

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Speaker 1: you very much for stepping in as a referee. We

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Speaker 1: always appreciate that when parents volunteer like that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, no problem, it's my pleasure.

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Speaker 1: So big game on Saturday that you're refereeing for your first.

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Speaker 2: Time, yep, and I'm looking forward to Well, I.

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Speaker 1: Am looking forward to it as well, and I'm glad

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Speaker 1: I got you on the phone. So a couple of

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Speaker 1: things you need to know about the game this Saturday. Okay, One,

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Speaker 1: the Tigers cannot win, so need to make that happen.

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Speaker 2: Okay, what do you mean they cannot win? I mean

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Speaker 2: you okay that they'll be able to win.

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Speaker 1: No, I mean it is your job this Saturday to

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Speaker 1: make sure those little rascals do not win that game.

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Speaker 2: Wait, let me get this straight. Are you asking me

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Speaker 2: to throw the game?

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Speaker 1: Nope? Not asking, not asking. Let's make sure that happens.

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Speaker 2: Okay, excuse me? Are you telling me I have to

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Speaker 2: throw this game against the Tigers?

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Speaker 1: Well, technically I can't say that, because obviously that would

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Speaker 1: be very frowned upon if I did. But I think

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Speaker 1: you can pick up what I'm putting down, so let's

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Speaker 1: make sure those Tigers go home with the loss.

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Speaker 2: Excuse me, I'm not going to throw a child's soccer

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Speaker 2: game just because you told me to. What kind of

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Speaker 2: bull is that?

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Speaker 1: All right?

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Speaker 2: Well, a child is on this team. This is not real.

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Speaker 2: Hold on, hold on, I cannot believe this is happening

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Speaker 2: right now? Are you kidding me?

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Speaker 1: If you won't throw the kid's soccer game because I

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Speaker 1: told you too, how about if mister Andrew Jackson makes

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Speaker 1: an appearance?

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Speaker 2: Are you bribing me now? Oh my god, this is

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Speaker 2: absolutely both. I cannot believe this is happening. I've heard

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Speaker 2: him like this happening. You're like in the pros. But

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Speaker 2: these are children, and you want me to put their

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Speaker 2: feelings and their emotions because you want me to throw

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Speaker 2: some game. Oh, this is absolutely wacky. I am your

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Speaker 2: name right now. I need to write this down, and

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Speaker 2: I'm literally driving over there right now to talk to

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Speaker 2: the board.

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Speaker 1: I think I understand you, okay, and then.

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Speaker 2: You understand me that I'm not. I'm not doing this,

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Speaker 2: absolutely not. I'm going to call that game fair and

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Speaker 2: I don't care.

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Speaker 1: What you say. You drive a hard bargain. What if

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Speaker 1: two Andrew Jacksons show up?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you can take those two Andrew Jackson's and shove

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Speaker 2: me if you think I'm going to call this game

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Speaker 2: like wow, you want me to? Also, I'm not sure

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Speaker 2: if you're aware Andrew Jackson is twenty dollars you're offering

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Speaker 2: me forty dollars.

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Speaker 1: Yes here, I'm more than only are Yep, I'm offering

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Speaker 1: you that much.

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Speaker 2: You are absolutely ridiculous Andrew Jackson to throw them.

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Speaker 1: Games a little displeasure. I'm going to make upwards of

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Speaker 1: one hundred and twenty dollars if those kids lose, and

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Speaker 1: I'm willing to part with forty of it for you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. No, this is this is done one way too far.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I'm over this conversation. Maybe you've had luck

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Speaker 2: in the past with other refs, but not this one here.

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Speaker 2: But they're not gonna fly, all right.

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Speaker 1: Didn't want to have to do this, but your kid Jeremy.

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Speaker 1: Your son's name is Jeremy who plays on the team.

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Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes, yes, son's name of Jeremy.

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Speaker 1: He is now barred from any play and will be

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Speaker 1: kicked out the league. Thank you, and I will not

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Speaker 1: be at.

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Speaker 2: You. I am on my way over there right now. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: you want to bring my son Addy and you know what,

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna bring him along so you can watch me

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Speaker 2: kick your I'll be there in five minutes. But and

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Speaker 2: have your two edgrew Jackson's ready to go right up?

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Speaker 2: All right?

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Speaker 1: Well, then I'll let you know this is actually Jubil

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Speaker 1: from the Jubil Show doing a phone brank on you

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Speaker 1: and your wife set you up.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, Oh my god. I knew this couldn't

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Speaker 2: be real. I knew the children.

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Speaker 1: She said that you just started rap for your kids

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Speaker 1: soccer league and wanted to mess with you.

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Speaker 2: Hey literally thought some was offering me forty dollars to

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Speaker 2: throw my kids sucker game.

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Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with Jubile phone Franks