Speaker 1: Look man, oh, I see you? Why and look over there?
Speaker 1: How is that culture? Yes? Goodness, I think there's history
Speaker 1: happening right now, Curt. Events are happening as we speak,
Speaker 1: And I just want to point out that Matt Rodgers
Speaker 1: has taken to the last Culturista's Twitter and put out
Speaker 1: a call to action, which is everyone in New York
Speaker 1: City goes see Titanique starring Marlon Mondell. This was truly
Speaker 1: undersold by all of our peers that I had seen
Speaker 1: the show prior. I have to say that this. They
Speaker 1: were selling it pretty aggressively, and they were already selling
Speaker 1: it aggressively, but I didn't know that I was seeing
Speaker 1: the show that would make me excited about theater again, period,
Speaker 1: point blank. And I say this. I saw it the
Speaker 1: night after I saw Into the Woods on Broadway, which
Speaker 1: is also fabulous. But if I had gotten to my
Speaker 1: head had to choose one show to see again in
Speaker 1: the damn heartbeat, I would see tit Tchnique. That being said,
Speaker 1: Sarah Brellis was sick, but I got the leading lady
Speaker 1: of my dreams with Marlon Mindel as Celindon herself. This
Speaker 1: show is the funniest ship I've ever seen. It's the
Speaker 1: music is unbelievable. If you were a Celindon fan, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, where does my heart being now? Tri Lanka? Um,
Speaker 1: but you have to go see the show Bowen, I'm
Speaker 1: imploring you. I can't believe I didn't get to see
Speaker 1: it with you. That would be that would have been
Speaker 1: my dream. I mean it was, it was. It was unbelievable.
Speaker 1: I'm so happy you went. And gosh, it just looks
Speaker 1: like the best time and I have been. Okay. So
Speaker 1: Matt and I were not aware of the Marlon Mondel
Speaker 1: Colors of the Wind video until very resonly, and it
Speaker 1: is no and I showed. I showed it to our
Speaker 1: guests at the airport on our way to Europe. More
Speaker 1: on that later, but it is hands down the funniest
Speaker 1: ship I've seen in the last and my whole life.
Speaker 1: I think it's one of the funniest things I've seen
Speaker 1: in my entire life. Did you know that? Um, that
Speaker 1: video actually appears in many a drag queen mix and
Speaker 1: my friend, our friend Dave Mazzoni, who I took to
Speaker 1: tight tchnique, said oh, because I showed him the video
Speaker 1: as well before we went to give him context for
Speaker 1: what we'd be seeing, and he said, oh, I've seen
Speaker 1: this in a lot of drag queen mixes, and now
Speaker 1: I know it's intentional in comedy. I thought it was
Speaker 1: just some woman who was playing Pocahonas in a real production,
Speaker 1: absolutely doing a bad job. But no, you everyone has
Speaker 1: to YouTube Marlon Mindel Pocahonas and then get your ath
Speaker 1: Sea Titanique if you're in New York, period, period period,
Speaker 1: And then saying, my sister, how are you good? I mean,
Speaker 1: I literally just touched down back in Los Angeles again
Speaker 1: after what feels like months in New York. Um and
Speaker 1: just traveling and now this is the first time sitting here,
Speaker 1: just enjoying the solitude, the silence, the beauty that is
Speaker 1: being with, asked me. And I'm loving it and living
Speaker 1: for it. But I have gotten some culture. I mean
Speaker 1: Into the Woods fabulous again. Like Tit Technique is the
Speaker 1: show you have to see if you're in New York,
Speaker 1: but Into the Woods are close second, absolutely outstanding production.
Speaker 1: Um and uh yeah, no, I'm good. I'm happy to
Speaker 1: be home. And how was your euro trip? Well? I
Speaker 1: think I would be remiss to mention it without our guests,
Speaker 1: without bringing our guests in everybody readers, it is the
Speaker 1: fifth annual Summer of count episode special. How do we
Speaker 1: stylize this like that five five year r? No, No,
Speaker 1: I got it, or that that is an option? I
Speaker 1: know I didn't need to shoot that down immediately sort
Speaker 1: of the sort of the clearest option. But you did
Speaker 1: shoot it down immediately. That's what you did. What I
Speaker 1: mean V which is romanum erroo for five s V
Speaker 1: M M E R of k v N T like that.
Speaker 1: I like that a lot. It's not it's not it's
Speaker 1: not rolling the five that you sort of back door,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? It's anal sex version of
Speaker 1: it's ALTERNI it's queer, is what you've done. Absolutely, should
Speaker 1: we talk about anal sex? I don't. I don't, I
Speaker 1: don't think. So let's talk about anal sex quickly before,
Speaker 1: because I know our guests has dabbled in it but
Speaker 1: certainly hasn't done it. No, I will, well, okay, And
Speaker 1: I distinctly remember her sort of exploring anal sex. Maybe
Speaker 1: I'm gonna put a timeline on about four years ago
Speaker 1: because it was a new pressure point her words, not mine,
Speaker 1: new pressure point. This is right when kavanag got confirmed.
Speaker 1: It's a hard time for hard time for the world
Speaker 1: and the culture it was. Yeah, I mean I think
Speaker 1: that might have been that might have led to the version.
Speaker 1: Do you want to talk about anal sex? Why? What's
Speaker 1: on your mind? I am and had it recently and
Speaker 1: it really has done a number on my on my Okay, No,
Speaker 1: let's be transparent about that. You have it, let's be
Speaker 1: transparent about this. I had it. I had it at
Speaker 1: my own house. Hmm. Okay. Do you when you bond him,
Speaker 1: do you get that weird feeling of like needing to
Speaker 1: pee but but you don't actually to be It's just
Speaker 1: that your prostate has been sy stimulated. But I think
Speaker 1: it's the I looked it up. It's the angle. It's
Speaker 1: not the You gotta get it at the right angle,
Speaker 1: otherwise you're gonna get your prostate inflamed and then you're
Speaker 1: gonna feel like you need to go to the bathroom
Speaker 1: all the time. But but nothing comes out because nothing's there. Well,
Speaker 1: one thing I just want to say, which is sort
Speaker 1: of an a to c off what you're saying, and
Speaker 1: then we'll return right back to it. But after you
Speaker 1: have sex, go to the bathroom. P P. P after
Speaker 1: you come, you have to pay. Seriously, don't go to bad.
Speaker 1: That's how you got a U T I. So that's
Speaker 1: one thing. Two absolutely angles are percent of thing like
Speaker 1: I actually think when I'm when I'm riding a dick bottoming,
Speaker 1: I feel like a damn porn star on my back.
Speaker 1: It feels like very painful. Sometimes you can feel not
Speaker 1: so good and your pep that you you said that
Speaker 1: out of a medical textbook, my friend Grey's Anatomy, Grey's Anatomy. Anyway,
Speaker 1: it's summer Cunt five and our guest is truly one
Speaker 1: of the three. I mean that you can't even talk
Speaker 1: about the three without talking about the guests. You really can't,
Speaker 1: because there's just the three doesn't exist without her. It
Speaker 1: truly is the three. And you know her, you love
Speaker 1: her unless you don't. She is one of our very
Speaker 1: best friends. She used to be a writer at s Now.
Speaker 1: She wrote on this past season, if if I love
Speaker 1: that for you, A great show, A great show. She's
Speaker 1: all around an icon, let's say, has now relocated. We're
Speaker 1: gonna hear a little bit about that, I mean, and
Speaker 1: has just completed a euro trip with One Bow and Yang,
Speaker 1: a cohost of this very podcast, and there's much disgust
Speaker 1: and I'm so happy. I can't wait to hear all
Speaker 1: about it. I really can't. I'm so happy to bring
Speaker 1: her into this fold, into Summer Cunt five. Oh, I
Speaker 1: have a good feeling all there's always some truth and
Speaker 1: honest such a good thing. Well, I we hope so right,
Speaker 1: it's going to be truth and honestly in this one.
Speaker 1: We do and we just smile on my face, big
Speaker 1: smile on my face really quickly. I do think Matt
Speaker 1: and I should announce our spinoff series on Instagram Live.
Speaker 1: They are officially called the Honesty Zone. It has no
Speaker 1: they'll be honest Zone, it has no affiliation officially with
Speaker 1: ass called Thurees Desk, but it is me and Matt
Speaker 1: usually yes, so we're both super honest about everything going
Speaker 1: on and not afraid to talk about any subject that's true. Now,
Speaker 1: without further as you, please welcome our esteemed guest for
Speaker 1: the fifth Animal Summer Cunt Special. Welcome sing Hi, Hi,
Speaker 1: my friends. I can't believe five years, five years, five
Speaker 1: years of count? Can you believe it? Five years of count?
Speaker 1: Our count is returned, Our kindergarten turned out is going
Speaker 1: to kindergarten is like our country now our count ways
Speaker 1: about forty pounds. A count is like repeating, you know,
Speaker 1: curse words. We say, you know, it's just like that,
Speaker 1: and then you're like it's okay, like they're going to
Speaker 1: watch it on TV. Anyway. My can't can't read yet?
Speaker 1: What about yours? My count is really ahead of his
Speaker 1: reading level. He's he's he's reading it a sort of
Speaker 1: fourth grade level. I would say, can we actually can
Speaker 1: we actually I was gonna say, I was gonna say,
Speaker 1: Mike can has been given the finger in class? Can
Speaker 1: we actually say? Was that this is this is a
Speaker 1: good round? Robin. Was there a thing that you started
Speaker 1: doing at like age five that was troublesome that maybe
Speaker 1: had to get a note sent back to your parents
Speaker 1: or did you have a quirk? I want to hear
Speaker 1: everyone's five year old quirks. Birthday of summer of kunt
Speaker 1: I'll start by saying I started saying the words damn,
Speaker 1: hell and ass and giving the finger to my classmates.
Speaker 1: And my kindergarten teacher, Mrs Smith had told me. She
Speaker 1: said she gave me a note and she said, this
Speaker 1: is a note to tell your parents how well you've
Speaker 1: been doing in a class, go home and get your parents.
Speaker 1: And I went home and gave it to my parents.
Speaker 1: They sat me down on the bed and read it
Speaker 1: to me. And it was my teachers telling my parents
Speaker 1: how I had been saying the words damn, hell and
Speaker 1: ask and giving people the middle finger. Sucked up. That's
Speaker 1: actually subterfuge. Okay, that's the question, and that was hardcore. Teacher, teacher,
Speaker 1: I have an answer. Okay. My behavior, unfortunately, was pulling
Speaker 1: down my pants and like flashing people at like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, non school. But like like you know, like
Speaker 1: you know, when all like the Chinese families would get together,
Speaker 1: I think I got in trouble a couple of times.
Speaker 1: It was. It wasn't that often, but there were at
Speaker 1: least two times when like someone like my parents had
Speaker 1: me side. You can't do that, right, because you can't
Speaker 1: do you think it was? Did you think this was
Speaker 1: about you wanted to show people your high nie as
Speaker 1: we called it, dig forward. It was penis forward. You
Speaker 1: wanted everyone to see your penis a little and my
Speaker 1: hinnie too. It was I was verse clothes. Kids don't
Speaker 1: like clothes like naked all the time. Please thank you, Yes,
Speaker 1: I think that tracks are both you and I Bowen.
Speaker 1: I'm surprised Bone you have one because Bone and E's
Speaker 1: narrative is that we were very well behaved kids, because
Speaker 1: I want to say I wasn't a well behaved child.
Speaker 1: You don't have one. There was nothing about you that
Speaker 1: was sort of special, beaten past, that was like you
Speaker 1: a part of like an interesting child. I mean in kindergarten,
Speaker 1: which I guess is like five, my favorite color was black,
Speaker 1: and I would wear a lot of black and didn't.
Speaker 1: But but I mean, like I was really I mean,
Speaker 1: boys are weird. Boys are weird and they do weird stuff,
Speaker 1: and I just feel like girls are social girl. Suddenly
Speaker 1: we're stomping around and the binary is very real here
Speaker 1: in the chat. Girls are normal, boys are weird. Okay,
Speaker 1: well that is the only binary that I subscribed to
Speaker 1: that is that. But what bond do you remember? Um?
Speaker 1: When there was like we're Paparula are a musical. I mean,
Speaker 1: we don't even have to explain at this point the
Speaker 1: Scats group that we all used to be in. We
Speaker 1: were waiting in the Charleston airport and Matt You and
Speaker 1: Amanda Schekman and I'm pretty sure, Like Tessa Scara all
Speaker 1: sharing stories of when you were nightmares to your parents
Speaker 1: and like would throw tan trumps and I would do this,
Speaker 1: and I would do that, and you were sharing story
Speaker 1: after story, and Bone and I turned to each other
Speaker 1: and I I never acted like that. I was a
Speaker 1: very well behaved child. I will come clean and say
Speaker 1: that I was certainly a problem tild in some aspects.
Speaker 1: I was giving that I was yelling at my parents.
Speaker 1: That's because they were acting crazy too, Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 1: And I like was smoking weed in every corner of
Speaker 1: my hometown, like from about like sixteen on, so you see.
Speaker 1: And I didn't touch the stuff. I didn't even touch
Speaker 1: the stuff. Okay, I didn't touch off until so college,
Speaker 1: when Study Green famously introduced marijuana into my life. Did
Speaker 1: you you introduced it to Matt You're the one I
Speaker 1: smoked him out for the first time. That was kind
Speaker 1: of my thing. Wow, I she got me in a room,
Speaker 1: she cornered me, She very much cornered me. She barricaded
Speaker 1: the door, and she forced me to do something that
Speaker 1: made me feel and it shaned. And I've never been
Speaker 1: the same the way you took to it. My favorite thing,
Speaker 1: why have. I have a classic pisces with an addictive personality.
Speaker 1: I'm actually sitting here literally, I've started to feel physically
Speaker 1: itchy that I'm not getting stoned because there's weed right there?
Speaker 1: Should I? Well, can I tell you? I do it?
Speaker 1: Why not do it? Why not? Are you? Are you
Speaker 1: not going to I'll take a little, I'll take a
Speaker 1: little edible pick up my sister from the airport, so
Speaker 1: doesn't doesn't smoke weed anymore, she doesn't watch housewives anymore.
Speaker 1: She's suddenly like, you know, change, just not really you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. Wait, dude, he's not on Bee
Speaker 1: Wheel anymore. That's the biggest change. That's the change that
Speaker 1: that affects the most immediately in my life. I'm not
Speaker 1: a real and I just skipped two days and now
Speaker 1: I don't even get the notifications, which is what I
Speaker 1: like about be real. I stopped to be real because
Speaker 1: it was still making me feel bad, like really like
Speaker 1: I just like saw a couple of posts and I
Speaker 1: was like, well, I'm jealous of that. Well, well you
Speaker 1: shouldn't be following those people. Then. That's what I like
Speaker 1: about being real is that it can be such a
Speaker 1: cultivated atmosphere where it's just like I've kept my circle
Speaker 1: and be real so small. So it's just the same
Speaker 1: idiots doing the same ship. I will say. The one
Speaker 1: thing I don't love about it is it does just
Speaker 1: become if you are having like a boring life for
Speaker 1: a few days, like it is just you sitting in
Speaker 1: the same room with window wearing the same shirt. Like
Speaker 1: I was embarrassed a couple of days and be real
Speaker 1: when I was wearing the same shirt and a few
Speaker 1: pictures and I was like, oh, people don't know that.
Speaker 1: I'm not even like washing the chair. No one's clocking it.
Speaker 1: But then again, that's the point. That's the point to
Speaker 1: be real. The point is to be real famously famously.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I guess Study is not smoking mean anymore.
Speaker 1: But this is the thing Study and I did not
Speaker 1: have access to marijuana was too weak. Such a bummer.
Speaker 1: How many times on the trip where we like, God,
Speaker 1: I wish we had edibles right now. And I don't
Speaker 1: like this narrative that I don't smoke weed anymore. I
Speaker 1: just don't smoke it alone in my house a lot anymore. Okay,
Speaker 1: superior ass It's not a superior thing. It's like me
Speaker 1: being old and and and and then sense if nerd
Speaker 1: thing like you know what I mean, it's me I'm
Speaker 1: getting lamer. But didn't you tell me that you've been
Speaker 1: getting more anxious after smoking it? That happened. That happened
Speaker 1: when I started working at US and l I was
Speaker 1: like a functional stoner my entire life all throughout my
Speaker 1: early twenties. I started working at US and now smoke
Speaker 1: the same weed at night. My heart is like in
Speaker 1: my eyes, you know what I mean? That feeling and
Speaker 1: then like I think it was just like more stress
Speaker 1: in my life. I'm a big like weed activates whatever
Speaker 1: mood I'm feeling. So if I'm like with friends and
Speaker 1: I'm giggle gus, then it's going to be with us.
Speaker 1: If I'm on vacation and I'm in zen mode, then
Speaker 1: it's going to be zen mode. It's gonna be I
Speaker 1: love to be like high on the beach. That's kind
Speaker 1: of It's a vacation moment for me. But no rules.
Speaker 1: Also no rules, I mean like who knows, who knows.
Speaker 1: But there were so many moments on this trip we're
Speaker 1: student and I were like, God, I wish there was
Speaker 1: weed to enhance the experience. Okay, so and you've mentioned
Speaker 1: the words the trip, and this is what I'm interested in.
Speaker 1: So I purposely was not like bugging you guys a lot,
Speaker 1: because I knew you were having a fabulous time and
Speaker 1: we were in different time zones, so I never knew
Speaker 1: when it was like dinner time, etcetera. And I knew
Speaker 1: you were having a fabulous time from the photos that
Speaker 1: were shared. And just really, I'm going to say it
Speaker 1: the word the vibes that I was feeling. It felt
Speaker 1: like a very good vibe on the trip. So I
Speaker 1: want to know highlights if you had to pick like
Speaker 1: between three to five like highlights, stories, moments I want
Speaker 1: you to share with not only me, but also the
Speaker 1: readers of the podcast about what we're gonna call Sudi
Speaker 1: and Bowen's Big Trip Study. Do you want to start? Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: first of all, I have to say that one thousand
Speaker 1: times we said we wish Matt was here, and you
Speaker 1: did send me a picture of a cocktail that I
Speaker 1: would have enjoyed. Honestly, most of the time was when
Speaker 1: we got a cocktail, because okay, we were This will
Speaker 1: be my number one highlight because it involves you, because
Speaker 1: this is something I wanted to talk about on the
Speaker 1: because it's something that you said that now runs through
Speaker 1: my brain rent free as a kid. It's very funny ny. Okay.
Speaker 1: So when we were in Mexico City, we were sitting
Speaker 1: the first of all, Okay, I don't think that was
Speaker 1: when you guys talked about Mexico sitting on the pod.
Speaker 1: You did not mention Mo and I once you're talking about. Absolutely,
Speaker 1: you didn't say the names. You didn't need that much
Speaker 1: detail on Mexico City. I would say, I think I
Speaker 1: think it was like the New Year and we were like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's fun, let's move on. It was very overwhelmed by COVID.
Speaker 1: I'll say that, Oh yeah, you had covid. Okay, forgetting
Speaker 1: I just had to get that off my chest. Um,
Speaker 1: clearly I have been thinking about it. Um. Okay. So
Speaker 1: when we're in Mexico City on the trip that four
Speaker 1: of us were on, um, we were sitting at this
Speaker 1: like a bar in the middle of the day, kind
Speaker 1: of after shopping, and Matt ordered this like special drink
Speaker 1: at the day, which was like this mes cal cocktail
Speaker 1: that came in was like gorgeous. It was purple and
Speaker 1: it came in like a little flower pot almost like
Speaker 1: literally remember that one. I remember where we were drinking it.
Speaker 1: I remember everything about that. And the waiter puts it down,
Speaker 1: Matt drinks it, and he goes, this is good. I'm
Speaker 1: going to have three of these. Yeah, this is good.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have three of these three every cocktail on
Speaker 1: this trip. Yeah, yeah, every cocktail trip. I would drink
Speaker 1: and I go, this is gonna have three of these
Speaker 1: three because that is like and you have to remember also,
Speaker 1: just to give people readers rather a glimpse into what
Speaker 1: that situation was, it was very much a daytime moment.
Speaker 1: So I feel that post shopping on a vacation, when
Speaker 1: you sit down to like enjoy an establishment, it's a
Speaker 1: good idea to have three cocktails if you're enjoying. It's
Speaker 1: just a good number because then it's like you're toasted.
Speaker 1: You can go back and nap before the dinner festivities
Speaker 1: or the evening portion of the day exactly exactly. And
Speaker 1: I love you and I love that you're a little
Speaker 1: um You're an enjoyer. You're just like a consumer and
Speaker 1: an enjoyer, and it's like, I just love that attitude.
Speaker 1: You know, when you're at time with somebody and they're like,
Speaker 1: I'm only doing one or whatever, like so boring outset.
Speaker 1: I just feel like, why limit yourself at the outset?
Speaker 1: That doesn't make any sense. You know who else enjoys
Speaker 1: me for that reason. Restaurants, servers, waitresses with the girls
Speaker 1: who need the economy to keep going. Economists love me
Speaker 1: for this economy. Residence, people that people that closely watched
Speaker 1: the stocks, people that run nations. They love that I
Speaker 1: come to their nation and I buy their cocktails. It's
Speaker 1: a cultural exchange. It's anthropological what I'm doing. Gorgeous. It's gorgeous. Okay,
Speaker 1: that was my highlight, Matt Bon My highlight was that
Speaker 1: can't be the highlight? Does I'll do another highlight? I
Speaker 1: just want to include do you you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Thank you? Highlight was having Celestium there in London, So
Speaker 1: the two legs of the trip or London and then
Speaker 1: Mayorka and Celestium. It happened to book a trip. Well,
Speaker 1: they heard that we were going and they were like,
Speaker 1: I'll go to actually, but don't worry about me, like
Speaker 1: I'll get my own room. Like our plans don't have
Speaker 1: to align exactly, like whatever we can like give each
Speaker 1: other space. I just want to go to see theater,
Speaker 1: they said. But then we ended up just hanging out
Speaker 1: with him the entire time we were in London, and
Speaker 1: it was it was truly a joyful, joyful moment. It
Speaker 1: was bliss. Put your hearts up, your hearts up, put
Speaker 1: your hearts up. And then okay, this the saying is,
Speaker 1: put your hearts up, put you put you, put your
Speaker 1: hearts up, and you do you do that the handheart, Yes,
Speaker 1: celestim TM, put up, put you up, put you up.
Speaker 1: It's really good. It really so many phrases, so many
Speaker 1: words entered the lexicon. Put you up. You have to
Speaker 1: tell Matt about about you know, well, it is it
Speaker 1: fair to talk about Neva beine? Oh never been? Yes? Okay, no,
Speaker 1: I will talk about it. Okay. So I was, uh,
Speaker 1: this is not did not happen on the trip, but
Speaker 1: then was big on the trip? Am I telling the
Speaker 1: origin story of never bean? Oh? Lord? Okay, well I'm
Speaker 1: saying is that? Okay? Is this okay to talk about? Yes?
Speaker 1: A girl asked me a propos of nothing, what Israel
Speaker 1: was like? And she said what's Israel like? And I
Speaker 1: said never been? Because I was so shocked that. I
Speaker 1: don't know where because I guess I went up to you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she thought you were Jewish. That's what it feels like.
Speaker 1: She's like a friend of a friend, do you know
Speaker 1: what I mean? It's not like a complete stranger. And
Speaker 1: I'm like adding my soda and she says, what Israel like?
Speaker 1: And honey, I looked at her, never being, never being heard,
Speaker 1: a lot of things, never being um. First of all,
Speaker 1: even if I was Jewish, that is a psycho thing.
Speaker 1: Completely say that somebody completely that is crazy. Um. Never
Speaker 1: bean was huge. Yeah, so actually kind of. We went
Speaker 1: to Mayorca land in Memorica. We say, oh, look at
Speaker 1: Mayorca is so beautiful. Yeah. Never been. Never a pizza
Speaker 1: very close by, never been never Valencia, never been anywhere
Speaker 1: other than the resort. Never been. Oh really was it ever?
Speaker 1: A very resort heavy trip to explain and describe the resort.
Speaker 1: The resort in Majorca was in port port uh porto
Speaker 1: er Sawyer on the northern coast along a cliff, a
Speaker 1: gorgeous resort. Jamera and we had one day where we
Speaker 1: left the resort to go to a beach club on
Speaker 1: the southern coast. Everybody told us although every local told
Speaker 1: us it's you'll get a taxi back, no problem from
Speaker 1: the southern coast, we said great. I booked a car
Speaker 1: to get us from the resort to the beach club,
Speaker 1: but I did not book a car on the way
Speaker 1: back because everyone said booking taxis is easy, and Sudie
Speaker 1: and I said, we believe you. Basically, long story, short
Speaker 1: is it took us three hours to get back to
Speaker 1: the resort after we had left the beach club at
Speaker 1: seven pm, because we had to take the bus into
Speaker 1: the city and then from there basically wait about a
Speaker 1: half hour for a cab. That was It was truly,
Speaker 1: it was God's way of punishing us for having money
Speaker 1: and enjoying ourselves on which we deserved. Which we deserved,
Speaker 1: We deserved it. It was like a fabulous beach club experience.
Speaker 1: Shout out to Andrew Law who told us about this
Speaker 1: beach club. And we're sitting on the beach and we're
Speaker 1: swimming in the sea for the first time, and it's
Speaker 1: it's we're next to fancy British people and gorgeous German
Speaker 1: women next to their gorgeous daughters. I saw so many
Speaker 1: women in their fifties with their hot daughters and they
Speaker 1: were both hot and it was crazy and it was
Speaker 1: awesome and men very von tussle. Oh, it was von
Speaker 1: TuS Es everywhere. Two flat stomachs. You couldn't tell one
Speaker 1: came out of the other, you know what I mean? Right, anyway,
Speaker 1: so we go from this fabulous experience, cut to us
Speaker 1: on the bus. Silent, silent, because silent there. I will say,
Speaker 1: there's nothing more stressful than than being lost in a
Speaker 1: foreign country. You don't speak the language and you don't
Speaker 1: understand the transportation, and it really was quite stressful. And
Speaker 1: I would say that um Bowen was being father travel
Speaker 1: and he was on the directions on his phone figuring
Speaker 1: out where we need to go, kind of every step
Speaker 1: of the way. There was a lot of huge father
Speaker 1: travel moments where he was just kind of like making
Speaker 1: sure that the family went this way. It was huge,
Speaker 1: was happy to That's that's one of my that's one
Speaker 1: of my gay powers. There's a list of gay powers.
Speaker 1: I think mine is tells time quote unquote, but that
Speaker 1: also applies to like maps and travel and stuff. All
Speaker 1: three of us have our father travel moments. I feel
Speaker 1: like I was father travel in Mexico City and Matt's
Speaker 1: father travel in Disney, Yes, the city of Disney, the
Speaker 1: famous culture of Disney. Yeah, I am father travel there.
Speaker 1: I mean, you could call me father travel in Orlando
Speaker 1: and and I'm Granter area. It's truly, I mean, but
Speaker 1: it's it's it's very meaningful. The places you are father traveling.
Speaker 1: It says a lot about you. It's love language being
Speaker 1: father travel. It's very true. Was was that the Highland?
Speaker 1: Did I say my highlight? Then? Does that count as
Speaker 1: a highlight? That was a huge highlight. Celestelest shout out
Speaker 1: to Selst the bus. The buses were air conditioned and
Speaker 1: they were clean, and that's which shout out to socialism
Speaker 1: really made a difference. Huh, because Europe had a famous
Speaker 1: heat wave the days you're oh, the British faces in
Speaker 1: the heat. This was fun. That was fun. They should
Speaker 1: not be fat. It's their bodies, their bodies inside that
Speaker 1: their bodies are fighting what's on the outside. And it's
Speaker 1: a battle and your the equilibrium. The battle front is
Speaker 1: the skin and it's red and it's wet, and you
Speaker 1: see the burns and you go, this is why colonial
Speaker 1: colonization is bad. You shouldn't have been there. I mean
Speaker 1: for millions these places for millions. One of the reasons exactly.
Speaker 1: And it was bad. I mean it was like a
Speaker 1: hundred degrees a hundred and three degrees when we were
Speaker 1: in London. However, I will say that, like because Bowen
Speaker 1: and Celeste and I have all experienced that time in
Speaker 1: New York. That is just like garbage. You're on this
Speaker 1: you're on the surface of the sun, and the sun
Speaker 1: is garbage, like those disgusting weeks in the summer in
Speaker 1: New York. Like, I'm not gonna it wasn't it was.
Speaker 1: It was. It was bad. It was really high. It
Speaker 1: was miserable to walk around. But we could handle it.
Speaker 1: We had been there before. Some of these folks can't.
Speaker 1: And some of these buildings can't because they're they're old
Speaker 1: and they don't have central air. Yeah, I mean, I
Speaker 1: think that was really the what was jumping out as
Speaker 1: the real issue was that they're just not used to it,
Speaker 1: and that the buildings don't are not built with the
Speaker 1: idea of withstanding that type of temperature and weather. But
Speaker 1: I feel like, yeah, I was never worried about you
Speaker 1: guys there because I understand that you guys have been
Speaker 1: through the hell hell whole, which is New York. There's
Speaker 1: no other way to describe the city. It is hell.
Speaker 1: I am very upset about having to return, Okay, I
Speaker 1: really don't like And that's me saying at the outside
Speaker 1: of a journey there, and I'll be excited to go
Speaker 1: in a couple of weeks again, but dieated at the end. No,
Speaker 1: I will be just because that's what happens, right, Like,
Speaker 1: that's that's everyone's relationship with New York. It's like, get
Speaker 1: me the funk out of here, and then Wow, can't
Speaker 1: wait to return to the magic of a city. You
Speaker 1: can't wait to feel that energy outside and then you
Speaker 1: do and then you're exhausted and tired and feel like
Speaker 1: a slug and crawl off. I Okay, Study and I
Speaker 1: were talking about this. We were like, I was like,
Speaker 1: what I don't I can't even really tell what my
Speaker 1: sister Matt's journey with New York is in this moment,
Speaker 1: Like I'm like, is it that he likes going there
Speaker 1: in the summer, but like once the fall comes, he
Speaker 1: like runs back to l A. Would you know that? No,
Speaker 1: that doesn't make any sense. Well, in July in August,
Speaker 1: New York becomes unlivable because of the humidity and the temperature.
Speaker 1: That's when I hate being there, unfortunately for me, in
Speaker 1: my schedule, in my life, that is when I am
Speaker 1: there this year. So I've been there all of June
Speaker 1: Pride month, and I think just like everything surrounding it
Speaker 1: just like really slapped me around. I also got really
Speaker 1: sick and I'm not all the way better untill yes,
Speaker 1: still and I'm seeing my doctor on Thursday. But um,
Speaker 1: like and so like, I'm just like, it's not a
Speaker 1: good city to not feel good in, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. Like summer, no, it's not comfortable at all,
Speaker 1: and so I've just been so looking forward to getting
Speaker 1: backer because it's dry. But actually in the fall is
Speaker 1: when I love New York, and I would I would
Speaker 1: go as far as to say, like September through December,
Speaker 1: I find New York to be excellent, magic and and
Speaker 1: very comfortable and magical. And I even I even count
Speaker 1: all the way through December for that because it's so
Speaker 1: much you know, I mean Christmas and New York so
Speaker 1: or Grant, I'm Christmas King, so we we do love
Speaker 1: to celebrate that. It's every other month really except for that,
Speaker 1: I'm going to call it a forty eight hour period
Speaker 1: in the spring when it's nice. Um because of saying
Speaker 1: with me global warming. Now we actually don't have a
Speaker 1: spring in New York. We only have deep, dark winter
Speaker 1: that seems to go right into the depths. So I
Speaker 1: will say both of you missed the spring this year,
Speaker 1: which was actually quite nice and quite extended extensive. It
Speaker 1: was it was like, I'm happy to do solid weeks,
Speaker 1: but that it is climate change, and it is like,
Speaker 1: oh fuck, were the were the British people sort of
Speaker 1: like talking about climate change? They call it the climate crisis,
Speaker 1: which it's it's very good, it's very great, would say
Speaker 1: over and over again. It's some chic It's one of
Speaker 1: the chiciest words for the climate crisis that you can have.
Speaker 1: Can I just say, full full out London is I
Speaker 1: think my favorite city in the world. Okay, what it's great?
Speaker 1: I mean I love it, Matt, what is this? We'll
Speaker 1: go ahead and qualify that it's so lovely that people
Speaker 1: there's and and Celesti was pointing this out, like there's
Speaker 1: like like accessibility and like vegan options like these things,
Speaker 1: and like everywhere we went they were asked like if
Speaker 1: they had any food allergies. I'm just saying, like it's
Speaker 1: like a very like polite place and like stood and
Speaker 1: I went to Bimini Bamboo Lash's party, oh really and
Speaker 1: early night out like like in a queer space, but
Speaker 1: it was everyone was so polite, people were so nice.
Speaker 1: I got bumped into and like people were like making
Speaker 1: eye contact with me being like sorry, sorry, would never
Speaker 1: happen anywhere in this horrid country, you know, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I really liked it, and like there's just different there's
Speaker 1: different things to do, like just like if you want nature,
Speaker 1: you go to Hampstead Heath. If you want like something
Speaker 1: very urban you go to so like there's just there's
Speaker 1: just something something for everybody. I really, I really loved
Speaker 1: it and beat up Paris. I feel like you are
Speaker 1: going to be spending a lot of time there, Bowen.
Speaker 1: I just feel like it's gonna be It's gonna be
Speaker 1: bi coastal. But the coast is the other The coast
Speaker 1: is inland. Is inland, babe. The coast is by the
Speaker 1: Thames River. That's what I'm talking about. And I definitely
Speaker 1: didn't call it Thames for one second. Well I correct you.
Speaker 1: I corrected you. In such a nice way. I just
Speaker 1: want to let everybody know. I knew it was Thames,
Speaker 1: but I forgot how it was said. When I saw
Speaker 1: it spelled, which is a lot of things over there,
Speaker 1: I know it really scary. I was so scared. Sometimes
Speaker 1: it's Lester Square, you fucking idiot. I don't, I don't,
Speaker 1: I can't. That's that's that's a vulnerable spot for me,
Speaker 1: and I don't want to go there. Study knows, British,
Speaker 1: Study knows, Love Island's proper bottle. What's the crack? It's
Speaker 1: the crack. Crack is like I'm going to say, it's like,
Speaker 1: it's like, what what's up? Like? What what are we?
Speaker 1: What are we doing? What's the party? The Grafton gotta
Speaker 1: put my Grafton boots on? Graft end up? Um, did
Speaker 1: you guys end up seeing any shows with Celeste We? Okay, students,
Speaker 1: I don't even want to talk about it because it's
Speaker 1: gonna set me. Okay. Basically, Suity bought tickets to go
Speaker 1: see the opening night of Sister Act starring Jennifer Saunders. Okay,
Speaker 1: and we're all so excited to go. Then Study gets
Speaker 1: an email a the day of saying the show has
Speaker 1: been canceled. We go what and then they said, you
Speaker 1: have new dates. They said, these are your new dates
Speaker 1: for the tickets, and it was on the day of
Speaker 1: the heat wave. So I thought, oh, maybe they're not
Speaker 1: doing it because it's a hundred and three degrees outside.
Speaker 1: So I tried to call customer service to confirm because
Speaker 1: it was a very confusing email and it didn't pick up.
Speaker 1: And then in a panic because it was our last
Speaker 1: night we wanted to see a show. We bought tickets
Speaker 1: too Wicked, which was good, which was great, but then
Speaker 1: I called the Finally I got through to the people
Speaker 1: and they were like, oh, no, the show is still
Speaker 1: going on. That was a mistake email. And I was like, well,
Speaker 1: we're already about the tickets too. Damn Wicked. I wish
Speaker 1: we had still gone. A sister act, I don't know
Speaker 1: I have, so I can't even go there. I can't
Speaker 1: even go there. I can't even Unfortunately, we're already here,
Speaker 1: and to keep talking about already here? So how was
Speaker 1: Wicked talking about Wicked? I'm fascinated by a British wicket.
Speaker 1: So British Wicken is exactly what it sounds like. It's
Speaker 1: everybody's it's everybody on stage. Oh I'm not literally literally
Speaker 1: literally like in in the addiction of the singing, because
Speaker 1: you know, like you put on a Spice Girl song
Speaker 1: and they sing, they don't sing what the British accent.
Speaker 1: You know, it's like when British people sing, it sounds well,
Speaker 1: the Spice Girls aren't doing theater. It's actually at culture
Speaker 1: number thirty girls aren't doing. But when you're doing theater
Speaker 1: and when you're taking a very well known American musical
Speaker 1: and adapting it for the West End, it is literally
Speaker 1: like um popular popular, I'll help people beat, Like what's
Speaker 1: a good example? Like um um? So if you cap
Speaker 1: exactly exactly exactly, She's slide. It was crazy. It was
Speaker 1: like it was when when she did when she did
Speaker 1: it at the end, it was like I was like
Speaker 1: it was a clutching the hands moment. It was like
Speaker 1: she said, this is why you go to live theater
Speaker 1: because you can you're in the room with it, you
Speaker 1: can feel it. She was really good, really good, Alphaba excellent,
Speaker 1: alphabet really good, Glinda amazing, morrible, incredible, can really give
Speaker 1: when can really give, it can be an amazing experien
Speaker 1: She was giving great a title man, and she was
Speaker 1: she was fitting and she was delivering. It was great.
Speaker 1: Imagine morrible as Stepmom. Yeah, it was step Mom. Fierro
Speaker 1: was left something to be desired. It makes it goo. Oh,
Speaker 1: I wish I could have seen Mr Norbert, you know,
Speaker 1: or Nick. I was watching the whole show being like,
Speaker 1: I wish I could have seen Nick Adams, Star of
Speaker 1: Fire Island as Fierro as he once was. I had
Speaker 1: never seen Wicked before. That was my first time, never seen. Um.
Speaker 1: I read the book because I read the book culture. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the book is very different. The book is very dark.
Speaker 1: Ela becomes like a murderer and there's like a baccanal happening.
Speaker 1: It's like really dark. The musical like sort of like
Speaker 1: makes it for kids and like makes it like, oh,
Speaker 1: she was picked on at school, But the book is
Speaker 1: like the book is talking about how she becomes like
Speaker 1: someone who sucks the monkeys. Interesting, I don't remember her
Speaker 1: sucking the monkeys. Read it again, bitch, okay, bitch again?
Speaker 1: Bit did you read a bitch? I started for me
Speaker 1: to know and for you to never know. That's actually
Speaker 1: the expression you never now. That's that's really good anyway, Um,
Speaker 1: I really enjoyed it. I really enjoyed going to the
Speaker 1: good Time, And it really is at this point like
Speaker 1: doing Wicked sucks as a musical, you know that, right,
Speaker 1: like you yes, but was like who cares? Like like, no,
Speaker 1: I'm saying any any super talented person is gonna be
Speaker 1: a who cares in a fine and a bad show. Period.
Speaker 1: It was. And also it's not like Jennifer Saunders just
Speaker 1: coming out there playing Dolores man Cartier. Well, the thing is,
Speaker 1: the choices were between Wicked and and Juliette, which is
Speaker 1: the Max Martin Jukebox musical, which one like all the
Speaker 1: Olivier Awards. Oh, I love that, and I I agree
Speaker 1: with Studio. I kind of wish we had seen that
Speaker 1: instead Wicked. Not that Wicked was. I still enjoyed my
Speaker 1: theater going experience, but I would have loved to see
Speaker 1: something fresh because because because because the thing that I
Speaker 1: said to Leston Study was it is at this point
Speaker 1: such a thankless job to be in that show, to
Speaker 1: be in Wicket on the West End, like you know,
Speaker 1: fucking like twenty years in almost yeah, there was a
Speaker 1: million empty seats and we're sitting in front of a
Speaker 1: six year old boy who kind of has the score
Speaker 1: has just sent a mom's lap like yeah, like kind
Speaker 1: of laying on two seats, kind of like I'm board, truly,
Speaker 1: like truly like no, like the audience giving them nothing,
Speaker 1: no laughter or no anything, no applause except for like
Speaker 1: obviously like after defining gravity, and it was very cruise ship.
Speaker 1: It was very cruise ship. That's the vibe, thank you,
Speaker 1: And so that's what made me go, I wish I
Speaker 1: was seeing and Juliette like something where everyone in the
Speaker 1: audience is excited to see it on some level. I mean,
Speaker 1: I hate to break it to you, but like that's
Speaker 1: actually the majority of stuff. That's what you can pay
Speaker 1: the scene now, Like I have seen in a ton
Speaker 1: of stuff all this year since I've been in New York,
Speaker 1: Like I sort of made it a point to be
Speaker 1: going to a lot of shows. And I hate to
Speaker 1: say this, but I didn't see anything really good until
Speaker 1: Saturday night when I saw Into the Woods and then
Speaker 1: Ti Technique the next night was like thank fucking God.
Speaker 1: I was like that the show deserves everything because it's
Speaker 1: just fun and it's also people singing and loving what
Speaker 1: they're singing and going for it. Instead of being like like, Hi,
Speaker 1: I'm out here and I'm really nervous to be doing this.
Speaker 1: It's like I'm singing in a protected way and I'm
Speaker 1: just like okay. Like I meanwhile like tight Tannique, They're
Speaker 1: like they're they're truly going for it, like I'm really
Speaker 1: really really loving like And also it was in the
Speaker 1: old theater, like it's it's called um the Asylum, and
Speaker 1: it's just so cool what they've done with that space.
Speaker 1: You could tell the everyone was like really caring about
Speaker 1: the show that was happening there, and it was just
Speaker 1: really nice to see the space given the love and
Speaker 1: also with performers that were loving being there. And if
Speaker 1: you can go see it in that space, it's really
Speaker 1: something special because that space is special. I've seen some
Speaker 1: of my favorite art. They're going back all the way.
Speaker 1: I texted Aaron Jackson about it. I was like, Wow,
Speaker 1: you really undersold um Tight technique. I don't think I've
Speaker 1: laughed that hard in this theater since Identical Twins. It
Speaker 1: was just so fun to be back there and like
Speaker 1: it is such a special space where there's so many
Speaker 1: memories and it's it's just nice to see something good
Speaker 1: there it's psycho when a theater is not a functioning theater,
Speaker 1: which is actually so many theaters because theater is underfunded.
Speaker 1: But like, how many times have you performed in a
Speaker 1: place where it's like you show up and it's like, okay,
Speaker 1: well we don't have the audience is fully lit, uh,
Speaker 1: and you're dark and um they can't hear you. They
Speaker 1: can only see you and you've screened the whole time,
Speaker 1: and it's like, okay, well, like now it's my time.
Speaker 1: That is everything. That is everything. It's a place where
Speaker 1: we can put props. Absolutely, it's backstage, but there's a
Speaker 1: lot of exposed nails. Okay, what's that smell? Decompose rat
Speaker 1: it everybody. I actually was when I when I worked
Speaker 1: at the Emmy's we were doing the opening number of
Speaker 1: the Emmys, which I've talked about in the show. Is
Speaker 1: one of the most traumatic events in my career. And
Speaker 1: one of it. One of it was one of it
Speaker 1: was they said to us, people cannot enter an exit.
Speaker 1: That was seriously something that they said. They were like
Speaker 1: people not people cannot enter or exit because the way
Speaker 1: that these like screens moved across the stage, that was
Speaker 1: like their whole effect it took like three minutes for
Speaker 1: them to fully open and close, and so they were
Speaker 1: like everybody starts on stage and it's on stage the
Speaker 1: whole time, and we kept being like yeah, no, and
Speaker 1: like writing writing entrances and exits, and then the director
Speaker 1: would be like, what are all these entrances and exits?
Speaker 1: I told you those those were at the Emmy's, at
Speaker 1: the place where they honor television. I will say that
Speaker 1: I think that this is like a uniquely Emmy's aside
Speaker 1: in terms of like be performing comedy or any kind
Speaker 1: of theater. Let's just say, like any d I Y
Speaker 1: performance effort, like doing it in the US is a
Speaker 1: nightmare usually any city you go to, except I would
Speaker 1: say any time that we've done stuff in Canada, I
Speaker 1: think it's been much nicer funding baby funding, No, no, no,
Speaker 1: but that that's what yeah. Like, as you said, that
Speaker 1: was like, oh, that makes total sense, because I can't
Speaker 1: like in Vancouver, man, and I didn't. I don't think so, honey,
Speaker 1: at the JFL West and there was really like there
Speaker 1: was a great little rock venue, but they had like
Speaker 1: a green room with like a stocked fridge at least,
Speaker 1: you know, and Toronto it was through the sketch Fest
Speaker 1: air and like the theater there was really nice I remember,
Speaker 1: and like just I don't know it was like funded
Speaker 1: by the government. And then in Montreal for GFL, it's
Speaker 1: all like such an it's such a better operation. We're
Speaker 1: like you wish that you had this everywhere. You don't
Speaker 1: realize how much nobody gives a fuck about anybody in
Speaker 1: America until you leave it for like one second, like truly,
Speaker 1: I mean, like it's crazy, how how how it's mad
Speaker 1: max over here in so many ways. Well it's like
Speaker 1: literally listen to us talking about how it's like, isn't
Speaker 1: it a shame? Like the comedy theaters are not well
Speaker 1: stocked when the fridge and like people can't get a
Speaker 1: monkey pox vaccine like like you out, it's like it's
Speaker 1: actually so fucked, Like I mean, I haven't been angry
Speaker 1: like this, I think, actually you know what it was
Speaker 1: like I was one of those fools that allowed like
Speaker 1: the first you know, a couple of years now of
Speaker 1: like the Biden's Biden's presidency and like you know it
Speaker 1: feeling like COVID was get um under control to allow
Speaker 1: me to feel less angry. And now I'm just fully
Speaker 1: completely angry again. I guess it's like, you know, the
Speaker 1: January six revelations of it all, and also like the
Speaker 1: fact that COVID is now resurgent again and that monkey
Speaker 1: pox is getting out of control, and that the way
Speaker 1: it's being reported is that it's an s t I
Speaker 1: when it's not. And you know, the slowness to get
Speaker 1: vaccines out and get information out seems extremely reminiscent of
Speaker 1: like the late eighties when they didn't really want to
Speaker 1: or throughout the eighties rather when they didn't want to
Speaker 1: deal with like it because there was homophobia. And now
Speaker 1: it's like government officials are just so unafraid to talk
Speaker 1: about how they're homophobic, like today, Like, what's that fucking
Speaker 1: idiot Lauren Bobert. I can't even believe she's getting real
Speaker 1: estate on this podcast, but she said something like Sodom
Speaker 1: and Gomorrah is trending, is that where they're having the
Speaker 1: d n C. And it's like, first of all, you
Speaker 1: fucking idiot, like she's trying to say something homophobic. It's like,
Speaker 1: if you actually read the Bible, the reason why Sodom
Speaker 1: and Gomora fellas because they were not charitable and we're
Speaker 1: not hospital doable, not because that there was gay sex
Speaker 1: happening there. So like if you're trying to, like say,
Speaker 1: I read the Bible at L O L, you're like,
Speaker 1: let me use my homophobia as a joke, Like you
Speaker 1: completely missed the mark there. But then again, she's a
Speaker 1: fucking idiot to begin with, So I mean, what what's
Speaker 1: the point. But it's just like it's just getting so
Speaker 1: much more blatant that they don't well, yes, and I
Speaker 1: think it's like obviously like their hatred of women is
Speaker 1: now extremely apparent, them a hundred fifties seven of them
Speaker 1: voting to like make it so that we can have
Speaker 1: contraceptives in this country or like whatever it is. I
Speaker 1: honestly like, it's just so fucking crazy. Um, but yeah, no,
Speaker 1: it's it's just been never more evident that it's hell here.
Speaker 1: And it's what's been interesting is to at least see
Speaker 1: the generation like above me, like like or at least
Speaker 1: two generations about me, like my parents generation like I've
Speaker 1: seen like my dad acknowledging now, which is kind of
Speaker 1: like crazy, Like I think people that have like were
Speaker 1: even grew up in like a baby boom or generation
Speaker 1: like who were like, yeah, well, we're very free in America.
Speaker 1: We have a lot to be thankful for. Are like, nah,
Speaker 1: this American exceptionalism was never um was always a myth. Anyway,
Speaker 1: we don't have to get into it. This is summer
Speaker 1: of con after all. It's not what Summer of cun
Speaker 1: is about. What is it about? Tell us about in
Speaker 1: the fifth year of summer of kunt It is about enjoying.
Speaker 1: Enjoying after a couple of summers of count that were tenuous,
Speaker 1: and Study and I kept saying to each other on
Speaker 1: this trip. And I believe this wholeheartedly. And I know
Speaker 1: this sounds so disgusting what I'm about to say, But
Speaker 1: with Study and I kept saying each other, we deserve this.
Speaker 1: I stand by it. No, we can cut it out.
Speaker 1: I just keep it in. I we deserve it. I
Speaker 1: had not had a vacation in like three years. No,
Speaker 1: you hadn't you have? It's important to do, It's important.
Speaker 1: I also think you have had vacations bone you just
Speaker 1: you just don't know. You often don't think of them
Speaker 1: as vacation. I don't think of Fire Island as vacation. Necessarily.
Speaker 1: We went to Mexico City together you've had vacations. It's
Speaker 1: just that when you have when you allow other things
Speaker 1: to mind, they don't. They're not vacations. Like you have
Speaker 1: to bring a vacation mind to the vacation in order
Speaker 1: to to have one, which is why I say, I
Speaker 1: like this, I'm gonna have three. See, I was not
Speaker 1: in that that mindset in the city. Unfortunately. I wish
Speaker 1: I was no. But I think you did a good
Speaker 1: thing for yourself phone, because you've been working so much
Speaker 1: and you were overwhelmed, and you carved out this time
Speaker 1: for yourself to like enjoy the fruits of your labor.
Speaker 1: And I think that that is beautiful and something that
Speaker 1: like celebrate and be grateful for. And I think it's
Speaker 1: beautiful that you were able to start. Contrast to her
Speaker 1: saying you when you said you that you deserved to
Speaker 1: wrestle with you know what I mean, that's for studios. Well,
Speaker 1: I think that that is we we did pivot from
Speaker 1: kind of America burning down to we deserve euro vacation.
Speaker 1: And I just want to acknowledge that. I just want
Speaker 1: to acknowledge those two truths. Those can those are those
Speaker 1: are sort of corollaries to each other. I believe that
Speaker 1: they I believe they must coexist. I feel like I
Speaker 1: have trouble. I have two modes. I have full like
Speaker 1: bougie spend it. I don't give a fuck, like uh,
Speaker 1: you know, I've made this money myself, like blah blah blah,
Speaker 1: enjoy and then that is always always counteracted with like
Speaker 1: call the d s A. It's always both. I just
Speaker 1: don't I don't know what is right and what is wrong.
Speaker 1: I think it's some sort of balance in between, but
Speaker 1: like I can't help it, you know, Like I even
Speaker 1: got sad. This is so lame, Okay, but what I'm
Speaker 1: about to say, but like there was like an interaction
Speaker 1: that I witnessed when I was at that bone wasn't
Speaker 1: there for at the pool at the resort? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: And this family had come with like a day pass,
Speaker 1: and then there was drama with the day pass and
Speaker 1: then they were like, okay, well you have to pay
Speaker 1: for a minimum for like you know, each of the
Speaker 1: people that are here, and it was and then the
Speaker 1: mom was like okay, and then she went and like
Speaker 1: talked to her husband and then they were like no,
Speaker 1: that's crazy, and then they all left and they like
Speaker 1: packed up their stuff and left and it bombed me out.
Speaker 1: That's so hard. That's my family a million times when
Speaker 1: I was growing up. Sorry, but go ahead. Meant if
Speaker 1: you don't know, then they will take advantage of you.
Speaker 1: And that like doesn't just happen in America. That does
Speaker 1: happen everywhere in the world, especially like a resort where
Speaker 1: it's like never leave, you know what I mean, Like
Speaker 1: when we when Bone and I were just in the Bahamas, Like,
Speaker 1: you know, they keep you there because they're very good
Speaker 1: at keeping you there, and there's a lot that's all inclusive.
Speaker 1: But you also have to have the money for that
Speaker 1: and be know what to do with the money for that,
Speaker 1: and you have a plan like not like try going
Speaker 1: to Disney World now without doing months of planning in advantage.
Speaker 1: Just try just try to try to be a middle
Speaker 1: class family. Try to be a lower class family that
Speaker 1: like bias tickets to Disney World and then gets there
Speaker 1: and then it's confronted with, oh, did you get on
Speaker 1: the app and did you make three reservations for dining
Speaker 1: time six months ahead of time or whatever it is,
Speaker 1: and oh, did you get on the fact if you
Speaker 1: don't have to, if you don't have the app and
Speaker 1: you don't have the fast past. You're not gonna get
Speaker 1: on this ride. You might not even be able to
Speaker 1: know get on the line for that other hour long
Speaker 1: thing that's two minutes long and is a show, not
Speaker 1: a ride. It's just like pathetic. I mean that they've
Speaker 1: made it just so much more expensive. I just saw
Speaker 1: an article about it, about how how they've raised the
Speaker 1: prices over the last crazy. Yeah, it's so like, like, okay,
Speaker 1: this is the thing though, Like I remember going to
Speaker 1: Disney as a kid and it being a really nice experience,
Speaker 1: but it was like my parents like spending every dollar
Speaker 1: they had and they were they still like we did
Speaker 1: not stay on the property. We like packed our in lunches,
Speaker 1: going in lovely and it was still a great time.
Speaker 1: But but I did, even as a kid, had that
Speaker 1: sense of, oh, the best parts are like being kept
Speaker 1: behind some gate right exactly like for for another class
Speaker 1: of people totally, which is which happens everywhere in a
Speaker 1: lot of ways. But it is okay. But student student
Speaker 1: and I watched the Victoria's Secret documentary separately on the
Speaker 1: flight over, and I just finished the last episode today.
Speaker 1: But it's a three partter and I finished the third
Speaker 1: part today. And and it is this thing and and
Speaker 1: this is the thing that they talk they talked about
Speaker 1: in White Hot in that Abercaban Fitch documentary. It's like,
Speaker 1: eventually people will stop going to a place that makes
Speaker 1: them feel bad. Yeah, And I just I just think
Speaker 1: that's all so a pre general rold soon and like
Speaker 1: and like it doesn't even gonna be fun anymore for
Speaker 1: like most people, I don't know, well, they're they're they're
Speaker 1: the customer satisfaction has never been so low. And actually
Speaker 1: there's a lot of like descent within like the like
Speaker 1: really hardcore fan communities because I mean, the guest experience
Speaker 1: is just through the floor. I mean, it's it's really crazy.
Speaker 1: And they've they've now designed this new system, which is
Speaker 1: like the Genie Plus or whatever, which you have to
Speaker 1: get in order to like have perks at the park.
Speaker 1: And basically the way it's designed is to make it
Speaker 1: so that the lines are really really long, so that
Speaker 1: you're not actually doing things. You're off shopping like or
Speaker 1: you're off like it's designed to be more of a
Speaker 1: mall than it ever was because they're officially only they're
Speaker 1: only about the bottom line. I mean essentially yes. And
Speaker 1: then so I remember, like you, I remember I went
Speaker 1: like to Disneyland like recently, and it's like, truly, it's
Speaker 1: over two hundred dollar or is like to get like
Speaker 1: a pass where on the weekend you can go to
Speaker 1: both parks. So imagine you're a family of four, right,
Speaker 1: Like that's like a thousand dollars right there, just to
Speaker 1: get tickets. And then if you want to get on
Speaker 1: the good rides, you have to pay for this Disney
Speaker 1: Genie Plus thing or whatever, which is like, um, probably
Speaker 1: like fifteen to twenty extra bucks for each of those tickets,
Speaker 1: so that's even more. And then to get on the
Speaker 1: good rides, like the Rise of the Resistance ride that um,
Speaker 1: that's like you have to pay twenty dollars additionally to
Speaker 1: even do that one. So it's like it's it's like
Speaker 1: now it's like dollars. And then you haven't even eaten,
Speaker 1: and you have to make sure that you get a
Speaker 1: reservation if you want to get table service, because there's
Speaker 1: not the space and like like there's limited kiosks for
Speaker 1: the food, which is already super expensive. Never not to
Speaker 1: mention like like if you did want to buy merch
Speaker 1: or anything and lots of kids do like that's like
Speaker 1: like way way way up there, and then we haven't
Speaker 1: even talked about staying at a hotel, which is like,
Speaker 1: you know, much much more expensive than it's ever been.
Speaker 1: And so it's just like at a certain point, I
Speaker 1: think more people are going to be asking those questions
Speaker 1: or they're just gonna lose out to their competitors like Universal,
Speaker 1: who in Orlando are now going to open another huge
Speaker 1: theme park within the next three years called Epic Universe,
Speaker 1: and that company still does offer perks like if you
Speaker 1: stay at certain hotels, you can use your hotel key
Speaker 1: as in front of the line pass. So it's just
Speaker 1: like I think that Disney is just not understanding that
Speaker 1: it's about the guests and their experience and but but
Speaker 1: maybe it's not. It never has been. Maybe it's always
Speaker 1: been about the bottom line and they're just really good
Speaker 1: at selling that to us because they do it with
Speaker 1: a smile, you know what I mean. Like that's the
Speaker 1: thing that's so I think dark about the Disney thing
Speaker 1: is because they sell it to you, but they do
Speaker 1: it with a smile, you know what I mean, Like
Speaker 1: it's a cult and that they're selling it to you
Speaker 1: every step of the way. I follow this woman on YouTube.
Speaker 1: Maybe have talked about her on here before, Angie bell Mayer,
Speaker 1: who's this Canadian I think that she runs. I've now
Speaker 1: kind of looked into her business a little bit. I'm
Speaker 1: pretty sure it's a pyramid scheme. It's like fitness coaching,
Speaker 1: and she has like coaches below her anyway lands on
Speaker 1: the property. But it's like it's all occult. I mean
Speaker 1: like it's it's now I want to go to Disney. Well,
Speaker 1: that's the thing is, It's just like it's because we
Speaker 1: have expendable income and like we go and we also
Speaker 1: know what we're doing, and so it's not a problem
Speaker 1: for us. But when you go there, you are going
Speaker 1: to experience that thing that you experienced at the pool.
Speaker 1: How do people navigate it? This is the other thing too,
Speaker 1: It's like how do people I'm bad at that, Like
Speaker 1: I don't even understand my credit card points barely, Like
Speaker 1: how do people navigate the damn system? That's that's a
Speaker 1: skill in and of itself, right, But well, especially when
Speaker 1: the system is designed to confuse you. Yeah, so you
Speaker 1: get you get fucked up, and you don't use your benefits,
Speaker 1: not to be this person I'm thinking of, like a
Speaker 1: family like mine, like twenty years ago, going to Disney
Speaker 1: and trying to figure all this ship, like to like
Speaker 1: immigrant parents who like don't speak English as their first language,
Speaker 1: pouring over all this stuff and being like what what
Speaker 1: the hell do we do? And then like you tell
Speaker 1: you tell your kids, we can't go on on that
Speaker 1: Star Wars right because it's an extra twenty that we
Speaker 1: don't really want to spend. Then like the kids are
Speaker 1: gonna fucking the kids are gonna hate it. I don't
Speaker 1: vacations are where some of the top family fights happen. Yes,
Speaker 1: that is the time when I was in the Heathrow
Speaker 1: airport and there are a lot of families, a lot
Speaker 1: of kids, Like I feel like the most kids I've
Speaker 1: ever seen in the airport. Everybody is on the naughty step.
Speaker 1: It is. It is, it is screaming lectures, it is
Speaker 1: it is. This is yesterday when you were at the airport. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: so this like this. I was like waiting at a
Speaker 1: and it was actually like going to Milan or whatever.
Speaker 1: This dad has like the sit down with his two kids.
Speaker 1: He was like, Mom and I are going on holiday,
Speaker 1: come hell or high water. So if you're not, you know,
Speaker 1: they're on the plane. They have a ruled that if
Speaker 1: adults and kids don't behave, they won't let you on
Speaker 1: the plane. So I will call like somebody or whatever
Speaker 1: to come pick you up, and mom and I will
Speaker 1: go on holiday if you don't behave, And the little
Speaker 1: girl starts crying and then the sun goes. You're never
Speaker 1: gonna do that. You're never going to do that. So
Speaker 1: high stress and like and they're paying all this money
Speaker 1: to go to Italy and it's supposed to be like, oh,
Speaker 1: family vacation, it's all bartering with your kid. It's all like,
Speaker 1: you know, unmanaged expectations. You don't and then like the
Speaker 1: wife has to fuck him because it's vacation. It's not.
Speaker 1: It's just at home. You're like, we deserve it, but
Speaker 1: everybody else stay Like whenever I've been on vacation with
Speaker 1: a partner, it's like it's it's like ultimately, traveling is
Speaker 1: so stressful, and then you get somewhere and it's like okay, right, sex, okay,
Speaker 1: all right now, let me just crack my knucles and
Speaker 1: get in the vibe for this because sex, alright, yes,
Speaker 1: sex that's something I'm excited about, for sure, for sure,
Speaker 1: for sure, I'm not tired. This isn't too small. Um
Speaker 1: all right, there we go. People should definitely go on
Speaker 1: vacations in the first four months of a relationship, even
Speaker 1: though I would say people think that's too early, that's
Speaker 1: the best time because you're fucking so much. Because if
Speaker 1: you go on a vacation like a year or two in,
Speaker 1: I mean like, and you're not in a good place,
Speaker 1: is gonna come to light in the beautiful setting. I
Speaker 1: think everything besides moving in together should be done too
Speaker 1: early so you can figure out what the deal is
Speaker 1: with the person early. I think it's a great idea
Speaker 1: to go on vacation early because guess what, if you
Speaker 1: don't travel well together, and that's something that's important to you,
Speaker 1: that person is a aboard aboard mission if if like,
Speaker 1: if you need to be with someone that's patient, travel
Speaker 1: with the person you're dating to find out if they
Speaker 1: are or not, because the patients is the first thing
Speaker 1: to go like and also the way people treat you
Speaker 1: when they're impatient or when they're stressed out. Move fast.
Speaker 1: I love this. Move fast in all areas except something
Speaker 1: big like moving in together. No, don't do it within
Speaker 1: like a year or maybe even two years. Like I'm
Speaker 1: at the point now where I'm just like, maybe people
Speaker 1: shouldn't live together until they're married period. Like I'm like,
Speaker 1: I've maybe not. I was gonna say, ideal marriage for
Speaker 1: me is like we have two different at the very
Speaker 1: least two separate bat I mean a lot of artists
Speaker 1: do that, like Freda and Diego perfect marriage. I heard
Speaker 1: Gwyneth Paltrow and her husband two separate houses, separate wings
Speaker 1: of the same. Yeah, and uh that Salvador Dollies. His
Speaker 1: wife lived in a separate house and he had to
Speaker 1: make an appointment to see her, and that that was
Speaker 1: her rule. That was her rule. Amazing. I love that.
Speaker 1: Did you call my assistant that you can see? And
Speaker 1: there are stories of him like being at the house
Speaker 1: and like waiting outside she wouldn't let him in love it.
Speaker 1: I love it. She's in all the paintings my dream relationship.
Speaker 1: I think his addic didn't work. I think yeah, like
Speaker 1: like one of his clocks, Oh girl, girl, girl, limp
Speaker 1: like the clock, honey, his penis was giving surrealist painting. Okay,
Speaker 1: this is not a pipe mama. I will say, speaking
Speaker 1: of Dolly, the Spanish are an incredible people. Yes, we
Speaker 1: love Spain. We gotta go. We gotta go to Barcelona
Speaker 1: and then go back to ma Yorka and get a
Speaker 1: car so we don't have to stay at the hotel
Speaker 1: of all time. Did either of you hook up on
Speaker 1: the trip? It was a very unhorny trip. Yeah. And
Speaker 1: I actually commented on that with Moe today where I
Speaker 1: was like in the airport, I was like, Europeans are
Speaker 1: also hot, like the ratio of hot people and it's normal.
Speaker 1: It's like the guy at border, you know, stamp in
Speaker 1: your passport is like a model and it's normal and
Speaker 1: just and well, there you go. Because the gluten, because
Speaker 1: the milk is actually fine, That the cows are happier
Speaker 1: over there. That's it's actually really literally true. No, it's
Speaker 1: literally true. It turns out all bread over here is
Speaker 1: cake and they haven't been telling you it's cake. It's
Speaker 1: cake with um like estrogen pumped into it like that. Wait,
Speaker 1: you didn't even go to Amsterdam and um like where
Speaker 1: where the it's the hottest people in the world. Ah,
Speaker 1: I will say, Spanish men really really are top tier.
Speaker 1: I was like walking through the Madrid airport on my
Speaker 1: on my layover, and it was like a thirty literally
Speaker 1: a thirty minute walk from one gate to the other.
Speaker 1: But every every single man that I saw, I was
Speaker 1: like a dime. And it's normal over there. It's just normal.
Speaker 1: And I'd say, you know, you'd be treated like a god.
Speaker 1: You would be treated like a god, and you would
Speaker 1: turn into an asshole. That's what would happen if they
Speaker 1: moved to Los Angeles. Even Los Angeles where everyone's kind of,
Speaker 1: you know, got it together. Everybody in l A. I
Speaker 1: feel like it's either really hot or not at all,
Speaker 1: and there's kind of no one between. I don't know
Speaker 1: about that. I don't know about that either. I feel
Speaker 1: like it feels like there's not many places you can
Speaker 1: go with that argument. Yeah, you're right now that I'm
Speaker 1: kind of thinking of people that I am attracted to.
Speaker 1: I'm like, that's not true. Amsterdam. I would love to go. Oh,
Speaker 1: it's this group, with this group, I would definitely go.
Speaker 1: This is the thing student I kept. This is what
Speaker 1: student I kept saying. Travel is so important. Travel is
Speaker 1: so important. Have you heard of traveling readers? Travel is
Speaker 1: so important, you must do it. Have you been why
Speaker 1: not go? There's no bad I say. Travel. People say,
Speaker 1: never been, I say. And also at this resort student,
Speaker 1: I kept looking at each other and going, Mike White
Speaker 1: is a genius. Like every dynamic in the White Lotus
Speaker 1: is somewhere like we see it unfolded right before our eyes.
Speaker 1: The White Lotus is fabulous. And the Emmys agrees. Thank
Speaker 1: you every person in the cast nominated. Truly, and we
Speaker 1: and we and we celebrate when you travel. And this
Speaker 1: is the thing about traveling. And I'll explain this because
Speaker 1: I'm well, I actually think I'm kind of the classic person,
Speaker 1: the only person who's traveled. Maybe, so it's my my
Speaker 1: duty to tell people, Um, I'm the original traveler. You
Speaker 1: start observing people, and because um, you don't understand the
Speaker 1: language they're speaking, you make up stories about them. I'm
Speaker 1: I'm making up. So I'm making up the conversation between
Speaker 1: like this very tanned, hot German woman in her sixties
Speaker 1: and her husband, and I'm like, okay, well, I think
Speaker 1: it's second marriage for both of them. I think that's
Speaker 1: why they seem so in love. I think that you know,
Speaker 1: he had cheated on his last wife and found her.
Speaker 1: I think that she didn't think. Do you want to
Speaker 1: know why? Why? If you ever see two people happy
Speaker 1: at a restaurant, they're having an affair? Oh period? This
Speaker 1: is this a common knowledge for me if people, if
Speaker 1: I know from working in a restaurant, if people are
Speaker 1: really really really into each other at a restaurant and
Speaker 1: it's and you get the vibe of you get a
Speaker 1: second marriage vibe having an affair. Oh my god, I
Speaker 1: said that, Are you now thinking about that a little
Speaker 1: bit differently those people you saw? That makes so much sense.
Speaker 1: But I don't think of affairs as age appropriate, but
Speaker 1: I guess in Europe they probably are. Oh yeah, No,
Speaker 1: the oldest people in Europe are having affairs the oldest
Speaker 1: I love that. That's very European. As long as as
Speaker 1: long as all the genders are doing it, I'm on
Speaker 1: board each and every but I'm into the fact that
Speaker 1: the older people are doing it. The oldest people in
Speaker 1: Europe are having the cottest affairs. A genuine question I have,
Speaker 1: which is like, how when do you stop having sex?
Speaker 1: Because because also I always think that like when couples
Speaker 1: are on vacation, that's when they funk. That's probably at
Speaker 1: least they're gonna suk at least one time on the vacation.
Speaker 1: And then you see these like older couples and then
Speaker 1: you're like, are they going to funk on this vacation?
Speaker 1: I think that they probably will at least once. Like
Speaker 1: when when do you stop? Do you ever stop? I
Speaker 1: will say, it seems like for my observation, gay men
Speaker 1: never stopped. That's beautiful. I don't know if it is,
Speaker 1: because I would love to be liberated. I would love
Speaker 1: to be from that someday. But now you don't, Okay,
Speaker 1: But I don't know. So curious about that. I mean
Speaker 1: like I watched that um, that Gwyneth Paltrow, that Goop
Speaker 1: sex show and UM, and I read an article also
Speaker 1: about like older older people sex and it sounds like, uh,
Speaker 1: it's sex. Sex becomes not like classic what we think
Speaker 1: of as sex, you know, like it's a lot of
Speaker 1: mutual diddle, it's a lot of massage, it's maybe a
Speaker 1: lot of eroticism. We came intimate last night. It's not
Speaker 1: it's we were intimate last night. We there was some
Speaker 1: eye contact, I touched privates and we both felt pretty
Speaker 1: good about it, maybe if not even going to completion.
Speaker 1: And for us that was enough good night. It's not
Speaker 1: I fucking got bread, you know what I mean. I
Speaker 1: want to know how many people still want it. That's
Speaker 1: the thing for me. It's like not so much the
Speaker 1: physical because I feel like I have an idea of
Speaker 1: what that's like. It's the desire, like, is that forever.
Speaker 1: I don't think desire goes away. I think physical capability
Speaker 1: ebbs and flows, but I don't think desire goes away.
Speaker 1: And I think I actually, well, I don't want to
Speaker 1: say too much, but I know for a fact to
Speaker 1: that old old people do have affairs. Yeah, and like
Speaker 1: it's like it's like nursing home ship too. It's like
Speaker 1: everybody's nursing home. I mean, I just know how it happens.
Speaker 1: I just want to know how common it is and
Speaker 1: what exactly is going to happen to me. That's what
Speaker 1: I want to know. I want to know what exactly
Speaker 1: is going to happen to me. I bet a lot
Speaker 1: more common than we think. I mean, I think I think, like, like,
Speaker 1: if we've learned anything from end just like that, it's
Speaker 1: that the acts never stopped at there. There's an act
Speaker 1: five at six, at seven, at eight to a Woman's
Speaker 1: Life study, Okay, so you're gonna guess what the rest
Speaker 1: the I think in the end, what I'll want when
Speaker 1: I'm eighty is what I'm gonna want now, which is
Speaker 1: somebody to make out with me while I go to
Speaker 1: town on myself. That's what you want now. You don't
Speaker 1: want to get flunned. Don't do that. From three years ago?
Speaker 1: Was trying it in a butt? What happened? What happened?
Speaker 1: Pressure point? I mean at that time? Actually? Correct? What
Speaker 1: do you mean when was? I think it was pa
Speaker 1: for sure, I'm sorry about it before me too, and
Speaker 1: so um wait, so it was before and during me
Speaker 1: too that you were trying it in the butt? Yeah,
Speaker 1: for sure. Did you ever feel like you got to
Speaker 1: the point where you loved it? Um? I really liked
Speaker 1: it up until a point, Like I think of the
Speaker 1: point that I'm at, and I'm not putting limits on
Speaker 1: myself because who knows what will happen in my life
Speaker 1: as as you know, there's so many mysteries to unfold whatever. Um,
Speaker 1: I think that where I'm at is that I like
Speaker 1: stimulation down there, but maybe not a full penis, but
Speaker 1: who knows. You also don't have a prostrate, which matters
Speaker 1: more than anyone could ever. Now, it does, it really does,
Speaker 1: But I did I didn't know. I didn't know. I
Speaker 1: had a friend and I had a friend that I
Speaker 1: waited table with UM when I was in UM high school.
Speaker 1: And she had a friend. This girl, they called her
Speaker 1: Beamer because she only liked it in her ass. They
Speaker 1: called her beamer. I don't get that. I don't know
Speaker 1: what either. Her name was Diana, but they all called
Speaker 1: her Beamer because she liked it in her butt and
Speaker 1: not her vagina like BMW Beamer. I don't know why
Speaker 1: they were calling her beamer, but they were calling her beamer.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, people call me cucko because it was a
Speaker 1: bunch of dumb West Ice of girls making the name up.
Speaker 1: I don't think it was like, you know, fucking anatomically
Speaker 1: correct or whatever. But they definitely called her Beamer. And
Speaker 1: the point of my story is I am saying there
Speaker 1: are women who do like exclusively in there. But of
Speaker 1: course and there these are prostrate list women. I mean,
Speaker 1: it's very exciting. It's very exciting. Yes, you don't have
Speaker 1: to tell me hi, but I will say this. I
Speaker 1: remember a studio when you started exploring your butt. I
Speaker 1: remember being truly confounded because you actually seem to like
Speaker 1: it more in your butt at that time than I
Speaker 1: liked it in my butt at that time. My journey
Speaker 1: didn't happen. So my butt journey was post Kavanaugh. It
Speaker 1: really was. Matt is very sort of late to the oh.
Speaker 1: I I get this anal party to But now that
Speaker 1: I'm there, I'm like, I actually, like normally do I
Speaker 1: like it? But I actually I live there. I actually
Speaker 1: I'm I'm I'm leasing. I'm leasing a place on anal
Speaker 1: street and Mama the postman comes twice a day, just kidding, um,
Speaker 1: that would be too much mail. Uh. I also I'm
Speaker 1: not getting that many letters, to be honest. I just
Speaker 1: was gone for for like literally three weeks. I got
Speaker 1: to my mailbox. There was like six letters in there.
Speaker 1: I was like, really to lame checks and I'm waiting
Speaker 1: on one big check. And I got to lame checks
Speaker 1: and I was I'm piste off now. But Matt, I
Speaker 1: thought you were making some euphemism in terms of mail.
Speaker 1: You've been getting a lot of like, you've been getting
Speaker 1: a lot of post men coming in the figurative sense.
Speaker 1: When we were in Fire Island the first four days there,
Speaker 1: were four different men. This is what I'm saying, and
Speaker 1: that I was so I was so in awe. I
Speaker 1: was like, God, Matt Rodgers, what a what a pole
Speaker 1: on that one? Or no, no, actually I didn't bottom
Speaker 1: once in Fire Island. This time I topped all four
Speaker 1: of the times, Whereas last year on Fire Island I
Speaker 1: was like little bro. This time I was topping a lot.
Speaker 1: But the fact is I ran out of steam and
Speaker 1: got really sick, and unfortunately that was the end of
Speaker 1: my good times. I think not only for that um,
Speaker 1: not only for that trip, but also for the rest
Speaker 1: of this month. The sort of a sort of a
Speaker 1: sustain bad mood, like really not enjoying New York, like
Speaker 1: like feeling like I can't wait for everything I'm doing
Speaker 1: to be over. Like and now I'm like, I'm really
Speaker 1: excited because, um, like next week, I have truly nothing going.
Speaker 1: This week, I have a couple of things, but like
Speaker 1: next week, I looked at my schedule and it was
Speaker 1: like every single day was empty, and actually said to
Speaker 1: my therapist the other day, I was like, I'm really
Speaker 1: excited because it did not this week, but next week
Speaker 1: I have like a week and there's nothing on my
Speaker 1: schedule and she said to me, she was like nothing.
Speaker 1: I was like, I won't. She was like, only have
Speaker 1: only seen me and I was like yeah. I was
Speaker 1: like I was like, that'll be it. And like then,
Speaker 1: I think at the end of the week, I have
Speaker 1: one thing on like Friday night, but like this week,
Speaker 1: I have like a couple of things I said yes to,
Speaker 1: like social obligations or whatever and little things and a
Speaker 1: couple of meetings. But the week after I need to
Speaker 1: seriously sit down and shut the funk up, because I mean,
Speaker 1: what's been stressing me out lately is like I'm I
Speaker 1: can't really say what I'm doing because it hasn't been announced.
Speaker 1: But like at the end of the month of August,
Speaker 1: I'm embarking on a big project and like I have
Speaker 1: to be in top top shape for it, and so
Speaker 1: I'm of course, you know, doing that thing where I'm
Speaker 1: convincing myself something is wrong or like you know, like
Speaker 1: feeling like I'm fixated on like not feeling correct, and
Speaker 1: I'm just like, no, I think I'm just over this summer.
Speaker 1: I worked from literally January to July. Like it's it's
Speaker 1: time for me to sit down and shut up and
Speaker 1: just like rest and rehabilitate myself so that I can
Speaker 1: be healthy for the rest of the year starting in
Speaker 1: late August, because I will be busy again. And so
Speaker 1: I'm just really trying to like actually listen to my
Speaker 1: body and what my mind is telling me and being like,
Speaker 1: you know what, it's okay that I don't want to
Speaker 1: go out and socialize right now. I did a ton
Speaker 1: of it. My body is literally telling me, like, we
Speaker 1: can't keep doing this. Like so that's really what the
Speaker 1: rest of my summer of kant is going to be about,
Speaker 1: true capital, sque capital c self care because it has
Speaker 1: to be and that actually means not doing anywhere anything
Speaker 1: or going anywhere. It's resetting. That's what's exciting, and I
Speaker 1: I love I love that perspective for you. If you
Speaker 1: want to hang out, let me know. Um, okay, no,
Speaker 1: you can't clarify something. This is what I meant by
Speaker 1: me turning the students thing. We deserve this because because
Speaker 1: we are the correlatory to that is, we deserve the reset.
Speaker 1: Because it's been it's been, It's been a lot, and
Speaker 1: I really hope this does not leave a bad taste
Speaker 1: in Menon's mounds or the Reader's Mounts for that matter,
Speaker 1: I don't want it. Really wasn't me going like, wow,
Speaker 1: I have not I forgot this sensation. Yeah. I think
Speaker 1: that we check in enough with the readers and everyone
Speaker 1: to let them know what we're doing and what we're
Speaker 1: up to. Where anyone that was like overextended in this way,
Speaker 1: like you would say to anyone that was telling you
Speaker 1: like I'm feeling really tired and really stressed, like I've
Speaker 1: been doing a lot, someone would say to you like, yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe you deserve a vacation. Maybe it's time to like
Speaker 1: just hang out. And I think sometimes it's like and
Speaker 1: this is this, this is something that I struggle with.
Speaker 1: It's like but everything on my schedule is like this
Speaker 1: year has been like a dream come true, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean? Like, and that's I think part of
Speaker 1: it is like when we went to the Bahamas to
Speaker 1: go do the view Bo or like when we did
Speaker 1: something else we can't say that we did, or like
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, or like promoting our movie
Speaker 1: or like we're doing our movie, or like shooting our
Speaker 1: show Sudi like us on set, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: Like you know what I mean? All these things are
Speaker 1: like dream come true moments, but also it does get
Speaker 1: to the point where that all does become work, which
Speaker 1: we are very grateful and love. But that doesn't mean
Speaker 1: that at the end of it you're not feeling like
Speaker 1: you do need to step back from it just to
Speaker 1: just to reset. And that's with anyone that enjoys what
Speaker 1: they do, which I hope for everyone, but anyone that
Speaker 1: really enjoys what they do also puts a lot of
Speaker 1: energy into it, and there is a period afterwards of
Speaker 1: just being like, let me step back and just like
Speaker 1: actually sit in the dark. Well, here's the here's the
Speaker 1: difference is that all of those things that we've been
Speaker 1: doing this summer um that have been like really wonderful experiences, professionally,
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not looking at those moments and going
Speaker 1: I deserve that there's no entitlement towards those things. That
Speaker 1: it's the rest that I feel like everyone is entitled too, obviously,
Speaker 1: and that and that was the thing anyway. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: that's why get what you're coming from. Where. Yeah, sorry,
Speaker 1: I screamed, you know, that's that's okay. I don't but
Speaker 1: I don't, I don't. I think it was funny. It
Speaker 1: was funny, but also it was indicative of a guilt. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean it was. I think it made me uncomfortable
Speaker 1: because I think, yes, it's not so much guilt, but
Speaker 1: maybe it is guilt. It made me uncomfortable because I'm
Speaker 1: also very aware of, like as we all are, like
Speaker 1: the privilege of going on a fun vacation, and I
Speaker 1: even from my friends are like, you know, people get
Speaker 1: fomo when they see people post or whatever, and like,
Speaker 1: I totally get that one percent. I have the time
Speaker 1: of my life and I wish it on everyone. But
Speaker 1: can I tell you what is way more annoying than
Speaker 1: people posting people coming back from those trips and being like,
Speaker 1: I know, aren't we so annoying? Yeah? Shot the fuck.
Speaker 1: I'll never I'll never say that. Yeah. Like, but but
Speaker 1: I know people that think that's the vibe is like,
Speaker 1: I know, so fucking annoying? Are stupid vacation that we
Speaker 1: took that we posted so much about, like and and
Speaker 1: then like like acting like like Instagram right, It's like okay,
Speaker 1: then get lost it's me from Instagram. Hi, it's my
Speaker 1: Instagram vacation. I also feel that way about people when
Speaker 1: they promote stuff that they were in and worked hard on.
Speaker 1: When they're like another post about this, I know you're
Speaker 1: tired about It's like, actually, know, I think that you're
Speaker 1: proud of that and you wanted to do well and
Speaker 1: that's okay, I'm guilty of that every now and then
Speaker 1: you're not. I'm so no, go ahead and cut you.
Speaker 1: I was just gonna say week to week, like at
Speaker 1: least its now, it's like okay, like it's another week
Speaker 1: of posting like my sketch and being like, wow, what
Speaker 1: a wonderful experience this was working with these people. But
Speaker 1: it was a wonderful experience, was it not? It was?
Speaker 1: I just I am wary of like the frequency or
Speaker 1: the rhythm of that, like when the season is on
Speaker 1: where it's like, I hope this does not feel like
Speaker 1: a barrage. That's all. You can never feel responsible for
Speaker 1: someone else's discomfort about your success, and you can never
Speaker 1: be responsible for someone else's jealousy over what you're doing.
Speaker 1: All you can do is live your life, and if
Speaker 1: you're actually proud of it and want to share it,
Speaker 1: then you should. And if you if you feel good
Speaker 1: about it, you should say that it actually inspires a
Speaker 1: lot more people than it. Sorry, but disappoints. And if
Speaker 1: they're disappointed about that, then here's something I have to say.
Speaker 1: I know me from the past could of used this.
Speaker 1: Go to therapy, Mama, Go to therapy mama. Can I say,
Speaker 1: can I? Can I tell you what someone did that
Speaker 1: was well? First of all, Natasha Rockball gets nominated for
Speaker 1: White Lotus, Speaking White Lotus. For the Emmy nomination, she
Speaker 1: posts this lovely, lovely message on her on her Instagram.
Speaker 1: It's being like, I'm so grateful, wow, and to everyone
Speaker 1: who worked on that show, what a wonderful day, and
Speaker 1: we're so proud truly, like no asterisks an adult an
Speaker 1: unadulterated moment of like joy and pride and gratitude and
Speaker 1: that and and so yes, I agree with you like
Speaker 1: that you can just be proud about something and that's
Speaker 1: probably even more infectious and nicer and feels better on
Speaker 1: like the soul for other people than being like high
Speaker 1: now annoying right now, totally I completely agree with that.
Speaker 1: And then Natasha sent me flowers and I was like, honey,
Speaker 1: well she so I had to send her something right back. Well,
Speaker 1: she's a gem and someone that really deserves everything that
Speaker 1: that she has, so oh, my god, what an angel.
Speaker 1: I I sent her flowers and some candies back. That's nice.
Speaker 1: What kind of candies? Little gummies? That's cool. That's why
Speaker 1: I was trying to get at. Did you guys get
Speaker 1: what I did? You guys get what I sent to
Speaker 1: the trip? What did you send to the trip? What
Speaker 1: did you send? I sent you harribout gummy bears, Trudy,
Speaker 1: and I sent you a string cheese Bowen. I got
Speaker 1: the gummy bears, but I thought they were from the hotel.
Speaker 1: They didn't have your name on them. I didn't get
Speaker 1: the string cheese. They were from me. Maybe they didn't
Speaker 1: have the string trees in the in that country. I
Speaker 1: can't believe you waited this long to tell me that
Speaker 1: you sent those gummy beries. I assume they were from
Speaker 1: the hotel. I arranged it through Joe. That was so sweet.
Speaker 1: Why didn't you say anything? Who says something about stuff
Speaker 1: about gifts that they sent? I say, I follow up
Speaker 1: with you frequently about gifts I send you. Should I stop?
Speaker 1: Did you like it? Did you get it? Check your mail?
Speaker 1: That's kind of my energy, which is fun. That's just
Speaker 1: really sweet. Angel game Changa. I mean, I know what
Speaker 1: my people's comfort foods were I can't believe you didn't
Speaker 1: get the string trees. Maybe they're not in Europe. Maybe
Speaker 1: not Europe understands gummy bears. It's a gummy bear culture,
Speaker 1: like the variety what they have there that we don't
Speaker 1: have here. We don't talk about it enough. Oh, just
Speaker 1: you this this is my I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: Speaking of should we move on, let's move on? This
Speaker 1: is I don't think so, honey. This is our as
Speaker 1: you know, one minute segment where we just launched into
Speaker 1: missives about culture. One minute miss I should say, I
Speaker 1: do I And that's actually about culture of the moment. Amazing,
Speaker 1: it'll be topical even I love it when that happens.
Speaker 1: King Legend, this is Matt Rogers. I don't think so
Speaker 1: many time starts now, I don't think so, honey. People
Speaker 1: being upset about the three legendary legend stars for the
Speaker 1: talent show for RuPaul's Drag Race All Star seven. It's
Speaker 1: a talent show. These are their talents. Probably they should
Speaker 1: be worth more than whether or not they can do
Speaker 1: a TikTok dance. Also for everyone like dragging Mona and
Speaker 1: Shay being in the top four like, they're extremely talented
Speaker 1: and if you went to those shows probably you would
Speaker 1: be blown away by Mona exchange thing opera and Sha
Speaker 1: kool A being the closest thing that drag Race ever
Speaker 1: can offer to a pop like, to like an actual
Speaker 1: genuine pop star. So I just feel like, Also, I
Speaker 1: don't think so honey people being like, what the All
Speaker 1: Star Drag Race rules are a little wonky? Yeah, bitch,
Speaker 1: they are. They have It's been this way since like
Speaker 1: the very first season. Also, I don't think so honey
Speaker 1: people caring about drag Race rules. It feels like you
Speaker 1: don't know what drag is. It's like one of the
Speaker 1: top rules of drag if there are any. There are
Speaker 1: no rule. It's a silly little thing mostly for charity.
Speaker 1: I guess it's from money and there the real prize.
Speaker 1: But you're showing your ask by carrying this much. Stop
Speaker 1: shouting down these these queens on Twitter, especially the black queens.
Speaker 1: You're racist and one um say that. I was. I
Speaker 1: was a little sad to see Jada left out. All
Speaker 1: I was I was not tweeting these awful things. I
Speaker 1: think Jada is excellent. I think Jada was so fun
Speaker 1: on the season but like, ultimately, if it's going to
Speaker 1: be judged by as a talent show at the end,
Speaker 1: and like pretty much you know what you're doing. If
Speaker 1: you just come with a mix like everyone else, you
Speaker 1: have to offer something super extra on top of that.
Speaker 1: And Shay kool A did have the most intricate choreography.
Speaker 1: She was the most galvanized performer, and the song was
Speaker 1: probably in terms of like like the songs that those
Speaker 1: drag queens create, like it was the most elevated. And
Speaker 1: so I totally see her moving on. And then Mona Exchange,
Speaker 1: like you know, ang operations she did she think she did.
Speaker 1: She did a talent, She exemplified a talent that the
Speaker 1: other queens could not, And so I understand why the
Speaker 1: two of them won. And like, I think it's a
Speaker 1: great top four and the other four are going to
Speaker 1: get the chance. The Lipstine can perform too. For I
Speaker 1: love it. No, I think I think it's I think
Speaker 1: it's genius producing. Wait, I think we can talk about
Speaker 1: this in the pod you do. I always forget is
Speaker 1: that Monai Exchanges partner is Andy short what from college? No,
Speaker 1: And they're they're they're happily together, like it's so no,
Speaker 1: wait wait wait wait wait, they're like they're together, They're
Speaker 1: like they're like boyfriends, Andy Short. Isn't this so nice
Speaker 1: and mean? Hi? Andy Short? Andy Short was on Hammercats
Speaker 1: Mountain Duty sketch group, and Andy and I were very good.
Speaker 1: I've always been very good friends. We love Andy so much. Well,
Speaker 1: I knew Andy Short when he was closeted and you
Speaker 1: would put a lizard on my arm. He would bring
Speaker 1: a lizard to hammer catshissal, this is before your time, Sudy,
Speaker 1: and he would put it on my arm and he
Speaker 1: would and he would, and you know what, I didn't
Speaker 1: like that lizard, but I loved Andy Short a lot.
Speaker 1: Andy shouted Andy Short his first his first, his freshman year.
Speaker 1: His freshman year, he was kind of that like, oh
Speaker 1: that trickster who is going to get up in your face,
Speaker 1: and like kind of like the most offbeat. He was
Speaker 1: the most He was the most offbeat, and we were like,
Speaker 1: god dam he was. He's he's always been so talented,
Speaker 1: and I think in his queer journey he has like
Speaker 1: become this perfectly lovely. I mean, no, no one stands
Speaker 1: by what they did freshman year fucking college anyway. I
Speaker 1: mean he might. I'm sure. I'm sure even the gay
Speaker 1: version of Andy shortt would be like playing with the lizard. No,
Speaker 1: because you didn't go to the I don't think so,
Speaker 1: honey Boston show. He he did, he was at that
Speaker 1: show anyway. I'm so I'm so happy for Andy. Okay, wait,
Speaker 1: I just requested him on Instagram and I immediately got approved. Wait,
Speaker 1: oh my god, he is next year. Let me see,
Speaker 1: let me, let me let me see this is Oh
Speaker 1: my god, look at his arms. Yeah. No, they're both
Speaker 1: beautiful people and we're so happy for them. I love this. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you funny partner? Well want to cool and creams Opera
Speaker 1: and drag. Wait, I can't believe this is that like
Speaker 1: a true gang like blast from the past. Us. Well,
Speaker 1: Andy has a lot to be proud of. Because I
Speaker 1: have to say this, like I've always I've always I've
Speaker 1: always been Exchange fan. I'm jealous. Sorry, I was just
Speaker 1: saying I've always been an Exchange fan, and this this now,
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm a stand this season. She's been great
Speaker 1: and phenomenal. Um, what wonderful job and maybe she'll even
Speaker 1: win the crown. I want what they have and it's
Speaker 1: not fair that I don't have it right. Let's go
Speaker 1: back to this this this, this vibe she's being it's
Speaker 1: it's a bet. The vibe is a bet. Sometimes the
Speaker 1: vibe is a bet. Sometimes the vibe is a it's
Speaker 1: actually real culture number six. Sometimes vibe is a bit.
Speaker 1: You know what, I love my sense of humor. You don't, Yes,
Speaker 1: we do, Yeah, I can take I'll leave it um
Speaker 1: out next week. We don't have to talk with we
Speaker 1: can see you. Hang out with you is not putting
Speaker 1: something on my schedule. It's just are we around, will
Speaker 1: hang out. That's imposition. I want it on the schedule
Speaker 1: to make sure it happens. The less, the lesson I'll be.
Speaker 1: I promise you I'll be here the whole time. And
Speaker 1: like you don't need to worry about what my availability.
Speaker 1: You literally know now that I'm available, you can just
Speaker 1: text me. The less things are treated, I would love
Speaker 1: to do that thing where we go sit at the
Speaker 1: sit at the pool on the rooftop again, that thing
Speaker 1: that we did. Well, don't tell them all about it, sorry,
Speaker 1: because we we want to do it. Leep it out.
Speaker 1: The less you treat it as like a calendar event,
Speaker 1: that the better it is just organically work into it,
Speaker 1: saying every time, Yeah, we don't need sometimes it doesn't
Speaker 1: need to be a calendar event. I want to be official.
Speaker 1: I want to be penciled in. It seems like you
Speaker 1: keep it, seems like you keep fighting this. You don't
Speaker 1: love my sense of humor. You don't love it. Don't
Speaker 1: love don't love it. You don't love it. You don't
Speaker 1: love my sense of humor. It's it's giving ms Cracker.
Speaker 1: I am funny and one of my biggest passions is comedy.
Speaker 1: And if people don't think I'm funny, I'll die. If
Speaker 1: people don't love a sense of humor, they won't love
Speaker 1: me because being funny is who I am. I have
Speaker 1: to represent myself. It's not me. It's just every confession, know,
Speaker 1: was her being like I'm funny? Really was like, I
Speaker 1: I think ms Cracker is so funny, so funny, but
Speaker 1: but that you know, I think were like, I'm a
Speaker 1: comedy girl, and when I do comedy I see people laugh.
Speaker 1: But also you know why that rubbed me the wrong
Speaker 1: way because I hate talking about comedy. I hate it
Speaker 1: when funny people use the word humor. I hate I
Speaker 1: hate witticism, I hate comedy. I hate witty. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: the worst The worst word is witty is like oh no, witty,
Speaker 1: like I'd rather jump in acid fountain. Yi. Yi. That
Speaker 1: is like why every like I can't listen to interviews.
Speaker 1: The worst fucking word ever invented. Sassy is always code
Speaker 1: for faggot. By the way, anytime as it is, they're
Speaker 1: always like and bang playing the sassy blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: I'm like, get away from me and my family and
Speaker 1: my friend. Yeah. People describe Darcy as sassy and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: so you just didn't watch the show because literally he's
Speaker 1: the driest character on the show. Well, my favorite thing
Speaker 1: is when they talked to a female comedian and they
Speaker 1: who has like dick and like like jokes that where
Speaker 1: they say fuck and like talk about sex, which is
Speaker 1: like every comedian and then they're like so uh yeah, exactly, raunchy.
Speaker 1: It's like that just always like like like we haven't
Speaker 1: been doing that since the beginning of time, right yeah yeah?
Speaker 1: The media, am I right? They don't love my sense
Speaker 1: of humor. Um bowen, are you ready? I'm ready to
Speaker 1: pop the hell off? You always does all right, Well,
Speaker 1: this is I don't think so, honey, his sassy little
Speaker 1: time starts. Now, I don't think it's the honey. American
Speaker 1: McDonald's not taking risks anymore. You go out anywhere else
Speaker 1: in the world, these international McDonald's are fucking making just
Speaker 1: doing circles around us. In terms of menus. Okay, I go,
Speaker 1: we go to England, and here's what you got in
Speaker 1: the men You got your Italian stacks, crispied chicken, italianos,
Speaker 1: you have a tier mixed Tira mssue mcflurry. You go
Speaker 1: to any McDonald's in France, you get Macaron's there, okay,
Speaker 1: and then what do you get McDonald's not the christy
Speaker 1: chicken selects. They take all of the fun interesting things
Speaker 1: off the man because Americans have the worst taste in
Speaker 1: the world. All the fun stuff is immediately whisked away
Speaker 1: at McDonald's in America. The only fun novelty anymore is
Speaker 1: getting them grab Every couple of years, I need McDonald's
Speaker 1: discussed interesting again in America because everywhere else is doing
Speaker 1: it so much better than us. We're the ones who
Speaker 1: invented this. Why aren't we just get the best? It's crazy.
Speaker 1: It's giving me and Matt doing I don't thinks so, honey,
Speaker 1: and not being the best at it even though we
Speaker 1: are the inventors of it. And that's why minute honestly,
Speaker 1: the Montreal McDonald's is the Olympics of drag. Their slag.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Nick Plutine is the Olympics of dragon.
Speaker 1: It's it's It's Alaska's May West and that's rule of
Speaker 1: culture number seven. The Plute is the Olympics of drag.
Speaker 1: That's so beautiful, just big things, that seems. And then
Speaker 1: guess what. You go to print Edward Island in Canada
Speaker 1: and all of the fries are cut from the potatoes there.
Speaker 1: And of green Gables herself grew these potatoes, Oh my god.
Speaker 1: And of green Gables was the Olympics of dragon. She
Speaker 1: really was, she really was. She got dunk in that
Speaker 1: cordial ti Tchnique was literally the Olympics of dragons. Absolutely,
Speaker 1: study you would be obsessed with that. I feel sad
Speaker 1: that you're not in New York, I know, and I'm
Speaker 1: so obsessed with that. Pocahona's video. I think it is
Speaker 1: a tour to Force performance and I think that it's
Speaker 1: it is. It is up there with like some of
Speaker 1: the best to meet performances I've ever seen ever. You
Speaker 1: might have to fly in. You might have to fly
Speaker 1: into New York at some point in August when we're
Speaker 1: all there, because we might all have to go to
Speaker 1: see ten. I would love to. Can I just say
Speaker 1: that Marlon Mondell doing Close of the Wind is um
Speaker 1: a companion piece to my rootolph seeing the National Anthem.
Speaker 1: It really is. And it's also up there with Cecily
Speaker 1: doing um um fuck fuck you know what I'm talking
Speaker 1: about in the in the cop in the in the
Speaker 1: Martini O my Way, My Way, My Way, bo Boonen
Speaker 1: and I Boonena and I in the Bahamas. Just like
Speaker 1: spent like truly forty minutes watching all Cecily videos. It's
Speaker 1: it's in her. It's just in her she it's just
Speaker 1: in her body, and it's just there like she doesn't
Speaker 1: she just has to access it. There's no thinking. Only
Speaker 1: a trump reast in peace. That was really good. Oh my,
Speaker 1: go me. And then I'm the fairest laid her and
Speaker 1: Kate as Katherine did Nev and really oh no, uh
Speaker 1: Katherine Nev and then who and we we got to
Speaker 1: tell Cecily on this very podcast that the only only
Speaker 1: are you see on paper? Stop be yelling at me.
Speaker 1: I can't be yelling at my dad? Was really, but
Speaker 1: you would never do this to like, only list to me.
Speaker 1: This to me, my my first experience and my every
Speaker 1: experience writing with Cecily was just writing down what she
Speaker 1: said it was like and and it didn't matter if
Speaker 1: like on the page. It was like not like a
Speaker 1: written joke because when she was doing it was so funny.
Speaker 1: My first experience was also that we wrote somethinggether was
Speaker 1: also her like slowly having a meltdown and yelling at
Speaker 1: a man and um in the sketch and uh yeah
Speaker 1: it was. It was that's all you do. You just
Speaker 1: write down where she's genius and it's I mean, if
Speaker 1: you really want to laugh, just go back and listen
Speaker 1: to this podcast when Cecily was on her run of
Speaker 1: Housewives Impressions, which includes dorrite Kemsley, Ramona Singer. I mean
Speaker 1: that we listened to that over and over again, Matt,
Speaker 1: because I was in l A the week that that aired.
Speaker 1: We listened to just the house Ice part like over
Speaker 1: an hour again, Sexy Big and Purple Table. You know
Speaker 1: who it really does that all the time is Renna
Speaker 1: Renna shows up early everywhere and she's like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: look at this window. I can see out. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: we'll look at that. That's so fun. I love that.
Speaker 1: And look, I'm just gonna go over here, gonna drink
Speaker 1: what do you have? Vodka? You have whiskey, all of it? Well,
Speaker 1: you know, you know me ha. It's just it's just
Speaker 1: literally like the Joker version of a house life Joker
Speaker 1: man but doesn't watch that show anymore. So, um, we're
Speaker 1: going to now check in the Sudi Green about what
Speaker 1: she is watching, thinking, seeing, doing, feeling with this new
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, that she's gonna do not
Speaker 1: just her fifth because I think there's been five Summer
Speaker 1: of Cunts, but there was a studio episode before that,
Speaker 1: right bo, So this is like six six because I'm
Speaker 1: on every because it's your six year doing the pot.
Speaker 1: You are on every year. Huge. Wow, let's not to
Speaker 1: discount all the I don't think so shows, the live shows.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's my best work, that's my best humor,
Speaker 1: best funny. Alright, So this is Sudie Green's I don't
Speaker 1: think so honey, her sassy little time starts now. I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey, tennis skirts being worn in everyday
Speaker 1: life and being marketed to me called the d s A.
Speaker 1: I know, I just went on a fabulous zero trip
Speaker 1: that costs a lot of money. But I don't want
Speaker 1: to dress like the one percent of the one percent.
Speaker 1: And I and and sports skirts in general, there's now
Speaker 1: a trend of sports dresses and sports skirts and girls
Speaker 1: are wearing them around. When I'm sweating my ass up
Speaker 1: behind in in in in in Griffith Park, I don't
Speaker 1: need to be reminded of my femininity. Okay, if I
Speaker 1: am just just just bopping around doing errands, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: do that in the worst pants I own, not in
Speaker 1: a cute little skirt with shorts. Attacks it's it's, it's, it's.
Speaker 1: I want clothes to be black shroud. I wanted to
Speaker 1: be a blanket. I wanted to be a burka. I
Speaker 1: wanted to be a hit job. I don't want to
Speaker 1: be swimming in fabric. I don't want shape, and I
Speaker 1: definitely don't want skirt. That is my that that one minute,
Speaker 1: it is time to be real. It's time to be real,
Speaker 1: free of this. No, Sudi, you don't miss it at all.
Speaker 1: I'm like I'm like purging, I'm purging social media. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, I'm gonna I'm gonna see change. Oh,
Speaker 1: stay tuned. Um Studies is going to debut you something,
Speaker 1: some big thing on social media. Oh yes, stay tuned
Speaker 1: by the time this airs. I don't think somebody be
Speaker 1: real for not Like it's telling me it's time to
Speaker 1: be real, but it won't let me take the damn picture. Well,
Speaker 1: I just like sometimes it does that. It's a little slow. Wait,
Speaker 1: what are you debuting? I already told you. I already
Speaker 1: told you where I'm like delete. Remember when he told
Speaker 1: you that I'm going to archive all of my Instagram
Speaker 1: and start right right right, right, right right right? Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I told you I didn't think it was a
Speaker 1: good idea. Yeah, well, you don't love my sense of humor.
Speaker 1: Stay tuned, Stay tuned. I do like the idea of
Speaker 1: someone like completely happening out their Instagram like Taylor Swift
Speaker 1: and then having their friends start a whisper campaign like
Speaker 1: did you see the Sudi deleted her entire Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean something's happening. I don't care anymore, Like I don't need,
Speaker 1: I don't I just it's all I'm gonna try. I
Speaker 1: respect it so much. It's not it's not that I
Speaker 1: dislike when other people do it. I'm actually it's coming
Speaker 1: out of my own boredom, like not watching Housewives anymore.
Speaker 1: I'm just bored when I watch it. I'm tired of it,
Speaker 1: and I think that I'll find anything, I'll find it
Speaker 1: again and I'll love it again. And I also think
Speaker 1: I'm not watching it because I'm deep into Love Island,
Speaker 1: and Love Island is very much scratching that inch. But
Speaker 1: it's like, you know, you gotta mix it up, and
Speaker 1: sometimes you can. You only have room for one of
Speaker 1: those things. You only you only have room for Love Island.
Speaker 1: You can't have that coat like anything. Like when I
Speaker 1: watch Housewives, I'm not watching Fiance. You don't you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. I want to get into ninety Day.
Speaker 1: It's it's bleek. You're gonna you might love it, you
Speaker 1: might hate it. By the way, I just started Yellow
Speaker 1: Jackets today. Excellent, did you Melanie Lynskey? M hmm, I'm amazing. Huh.
Speaker 1: But so you've decided to start watching it. I decided
Speaker 1: to start watching and there's something that happens in the
Speaker 1: first episode and I immediately went, well, Matt, can't watch this. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't think so, but it is excellent. It is
Speaker 1: really well done, and you know it's it's it's excellent.
Speaker 1: I will say, I am going to go see a Nope.
Speaker 1: I think, yeah, oh yeah, I'm really excited for Nope.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go see it. I'm gonna get over my
Speaker 1: whatever fear just to be part of a cultural phenomenon.
Speaker 1: I'll go see it with you. When I first saw
Speaker 1: the trailer and first that it was okay put on
Speaker 1: the calendar um. When I first saw the trailer and
Speaker 1: I first saw that it was called Nope, it was
Speaker 1: like the hardest I had left alone in my home
Speaker 1: in like a long time. It's it's one of the
Speaker 1: best titles. It's the Olympics of Drags, the Olympics Drag.
Speaker 1: Nope is the Olympics of Drag. I have heard of
Speaker 1: some spoilers, and which makes me more excited to see it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I actually got some of it. Some of it um
Speaker 1: spoiled for me, which actually is okay for horror movies.
Speaker 1: For me, it's like when I know a little bit more,
Speaker 1: I actually can enjoy it more because I'm going to
Speaker 1: be able to pay attention and focus and not um
Speaker 1: in a in a state of shock and horror the
Speaker 1: entire time. Um, but it seems pretty interesting. M hmm.
Speaker 1: I can't believe that I saw Into the Woods on
Speaker 1: Broadway this weekend and like it just so happened that
Speaker 1: the next night I saw tit Tannique until it dominated
Speaker 1: the conversation. I do want to stress. Into the Woods
Speaker 1: was fantastic. Gavin Creol. Gavin Creole, I do want to
Speaker 1: marry him. Um Buttina Miller is a perfect singer. There's
Speaker 1: all that can be said is that she's a perfect singer. MS.
Speaker 1: Sarah was sick, but her understudy was lovely. Um Brian
Speaker 1: Darcy James fabulous. The girl play literally Riding Hood was
Speaker 1: a fucking slay, so funny. Um anyway, so good, so good,
Speaker 1: so good. We love that show, don't we love that?
Speaker 1: And I think it's my favorite show. There's the Olympics
Speaker 1: of Drags, the Olympics of Drag. Summer of Hunt is
Speaker 1: the Olympics of drag as well. When it comes to
Speaker 1: cool estas Wow another year, and I think the first
Speaker 1: line of the description for this episode is going to
Speaker 1: be this is the Olympics of Dragon has to be,
Speaker 1: has to be, has to be. Okay, well, Sudi, what
Speaker 1: do you have to say to us? I love you
Speaker 1: so much. I think you're two of my very best
Speaker 1: friends and that that's all I have to say. And
Speaker 1: that and that is it? Do you know what? Do
Speaker 1: you know what to to my very best friends? From
Speaker 1: who is that when Molly Shannon and Superstar does super
Speaker 1: Model documentary our Naomi Campbell and Christie Turnington on to
Speaker 1: my very best I was working down one day and
Speaker 1: the men he come up to me and he said,
Speaker 1: would you like to be a super mother? And I
Speaker 1: say a week in the next week, come on the
Speaker 1: cover of Vogue. You know what? You can cut that out.
Speaker 1: You should cut it out. When I said, I love
Speaker 1: you guys? What why? Okay? Now keep this in. My
Speaker 1: favorite part of Super Superstar is Molly Shannon going at
Speaker 1: least I'm not named after bottled water, and then every
Speaker 1: and then one of everyone's friends has like a bottles
Speaker 1: So good. I think my favorite part of Superside when
Speaker 1: she goes, yeah, I love that. We should watch that again. Yeah,
Speaker 1: pretty good. Produced by the Legend Lauren Michaels, Lauren Michael legend, legend.
Speaker 1: Gave my girls their careers. Gave your girl, Ally Shannon,
Speaker 1: Vanessa Bayria are their careers. Put Boone on TV. We
Speaker 1: love him for that when when no one else would accept. Oh, Aquafina,
Speaker 1: Aquafina did it first. I'll love to beat Lauren Michael's
Speaker 1: to the punch. Aquafina legend. That's the poll quote, uncle,
Speaker 1: read it, do your thing? Oh my god. Okay, Well
Speaker 1: we end every episode with a song. I know just
Speaker 1: the one to sing you, thank you all lad, just
Speaker 1: dead thing. But you gotta just you gotta YouTube bit everybody,
Speaker 1: YouTube it? Okay, marlonon Dell close in the wind, YouTube it, Hi, bitch,
Speaker 1: bitch