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Speaker 1: now at patreon dot com. Slash Jenkins and Jones. How

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Speaker 1: is everyone's Christmas?

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Speaker 2: John? How are you doing?

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Speaker 3: Bro?

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Speaker 2: How's the break going? Dad? Can kindly wait for school

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Speaker 2: to start?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 4: No, it's actually been kind of fun, honestly, Bro, Like

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Speaker 4: it's been cool. Like I don't know, it's been it's

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Speaker 4: been kind of chill. I thought it was going to

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Speaker 4: be crazy, you know. Two weeks out, I was like,

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Speaker 4: come on, man, you know you still.

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Speaker 2: Expect us to pay the same amount of money. Fuck

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Speaker 2: you mean you feel me? But uh no, it's miss out.

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Speaker 2: They don't give you a December discount.

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Speaker 3: No, nigga, Nah and they all half the month.

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Speaker 1: La.

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Speaker 2: Shit is crazy, Nigga. It's we paid sixty percent. We

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Speaker 2: paid sixty percent for they hold us.

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Speaker 4: Hey, bro, The last one with Shoulder was that they

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Speaker 4: left and went back to Salvador for like three and

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Speaker 4: a half weeks break the same, same same price. What

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Speaker 4: nig bro and and like like there's a wait list

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Speaker 4: for niggas to do that ship. So if I'm like, nah,

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Speaker 4: funk that.

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Speaker 2: You know, what I'm saying. So yeah, but no, it's

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Speaker 2: it's been. It's been fun though. It's been fun for sure.

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Speaker 3: What what did you guys do for Christmas? What the

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Speaker 3: babies get? How was what was it?

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Speaker 1: What were the vibes like? With so many fucking head

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Speaker 1: over heels?

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Speaker 3: Bro was head over heels.

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Speaker 4: Sola was just yelling because he just saw all the excitement,

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Speaker 4: you know what I mean. So yeah, yeah, we got

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Speaker 4: so many A bikes. She's been talking about a bike

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Speaker 4: for hellas. Yeah, so that's that's the big gift that

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Speaker 4: she was really excited about. But yes, yesterday you better

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Speaker 4: send video the video yesterday she was on that motherfucker.

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Speaker 2: She had a little pink boots on. She was hitting

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Speaker 4: You but uh, you know, but yeah, man, that's that

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Speaker 4: was a big one.

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Speaker 2: But it's just it's just, you know, like I told you,

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Speaker 2: I didn't really give a funk about.

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Speaker 3: Christ before having kids.

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Speaker 2: But it's just yeah, so much fun. It's been.

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Speaker 4: It's always a blasting wake up and get excited. I

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Speaker 4: forgot how I felt, you know what I mean my

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Speaker 4: first Christmas with you? You had the toddler Christmas too,

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Speaker 4: I had toddler.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, three year old Christmas. We didn't the the our niece.

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Speaker 5: Their family has been out of town the last couple

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Speaker 5: of years for Christmas.

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Speaker 3: So and then she was like a baby baby, so

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Speaker 3: you know whatever, not the same thing.

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Speaker 5: She's a three year old, so she's up and she's

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Speaker 5: it was, it was, it was crazy.

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Speaker 3: She was really directing the show. She's like your.

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Speaker 5: Turner, open your turn to open your turn open and

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Speaker 5: then they'd be like Max, do you want to help

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Speaker 5: us open the kids She'd be like yeah, and then

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Speaker 5: you just take it and like open it.

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Speaker 1: That's an elite uncle and aunt move letting the toddler

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Speaker 1: open your presence.

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Speaker 3: She was doing it whether we want to do or not.

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Speaker 4: Hey, J d Woo said, John's not hiding the closet

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Speaker 4: no more. I did hide in the closet and eat apple.

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Speaker 4: I pulled an apple out. It was the last apple.

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Speaker 2: The kids was like all over my ship, so like

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Speaker 2: motherfucking apple would cut them. I cut about half of

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Speaker 2: it all.

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Speaker 3: Was it juicy.

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Speaker 6: Juice on your chin in the probably got up under

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Speaker 6: the chin a little bigger, but uh, I was So

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Speaker 6: I cut a little bit for them, and then I went.

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Speaker 2: And it ain't the rest of myself, leave me alone.

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Speaker 4: Hey about I was in there three times, bro, like

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Speaker 4: three times, like I was in there for a hell

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Speaker 4: is and like not I won't say hell like five

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Speaker 4: minutes and they came in there three times, and abo

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Speaker 4: where Daddy at?

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Speaker 2: Like I see a little hands you know that went

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Speaker 2: over the door too much, that darkenest.

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Speaker 4: They said, penny Wise gonna scoot up out that they

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Speaker 4: crack it?

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Speaker 2: Where is Daddy at? I'm like, yeah, you so, but

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Speaker 2: uh yes, it's stillid fun. That should be fun.

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Speaker 1: Did I ever if I sent you all the video

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Speaker 1: of any when he was writing his uh, when he

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Speaker 1: was Sawny his agent, he was writing his Spider Man

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Speaker 1: bike for the first time. M m he like we

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Speaker 1: were filming him because he was just riding around like

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Speaker 1: having the best time of his life. And uh. The

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Speaker 1: it was a Spider Man bike and it had like

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Speaker 1: a web cage on the front thing you put Spider

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Speaker 1: Man toys in. So he had all these like Spider

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Speaker 1: Spider Man guys lined up and he pulled up on

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Speaker 1: us and said, this is my Spider Man bike, the fastest,

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Speaker 1: and then he rang his belt. He went, bring he went,

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Speaker 1: and I never fell off, only a little bit.

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Speaker 3: That's awesome. We got.

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Speaker 2: You guys.

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Speaker 5: When I learned how to ride a bike as a kid,

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Speaker 5: and the disaster that happened to me happened, it's not

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Speaker 5: that big of a deal, but it's just like funny

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Speaker 5: kid ship because it had rained the day before or something,

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Speaker 5: and so some of the it was the street was dry.

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Speaker 5: It was fine, but just one part, just a single

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Speaker 5: part of the street had a little bit of like

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Speaker 5: mud and like by the curb.

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Speaker 3: Kind of everywhere else is dry.

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Speaker 5: So I learned how to buy ride a bike with

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Speaker 5: tr This is without training wheels for the first time,

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Speaker 5: the first time without training wheels.

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Speaker 3: So I take the training wheels off.

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Speaker 5: It's I'm kind of going good, and I kind of

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Speaker 5: like lose the lose it a little bit and just somehow,

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Speaker 5: as kids sort of end up doing just magnet to

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Speaker 5: the mud and I like face planted in the mud

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Speaker 5: and I get up and there's just mud all over

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Speaker 5: my ship.

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Speaker 2: Up.

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Speaker 3: Man, it was I was scraped up. There was mud everywhere.

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Speaker 5: I was like crying. I was a kid, and just

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Speaker 5: rushed me in the house. My dad rushed me in

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Speaker 5: the house, just cleaned it off. It's fine, but It's

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Speaker 5: just like the most kid ship ever to just keep

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Speaker 5: seeking missile to the one piece of mud on the streets.

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Speaker 4: Nigga like six and seventh grade bikes was like nigga.

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Speaker 4: It was like bike life, Nigga make rams.

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Speaker 2: This ship jumping off my smart ass nigga. You know

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Speaker 2: he went to like paying you know, Wharton Business Squad

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Speaker 2: as type ship. Anyway.

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Speaker 4: I used to bust his ass and basketball too, and

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Speaker 4: his dad be like ring the bell got rested, so

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Speaker 4: his dad was so he's from Panama. Funny as hell,

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Speaker 4: coolest nigga on the planet.

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Speaker 2: Bro ring this school bell School is in. I'm cracking

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Speaker 2: his ring. This school bell.

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Speaker 4: Man was funny anyway, So Hobby were all jumps and

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Speaker 4: I'm not talking about what I'm I'm gonna jump further

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Speaker 4: you and I did this.

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Speaker 2: I did a jump in hot air, was like I'm

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Speaker 2: going from the top of the hill. Fuck that ship

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Speaker 2: lost control of the bike went off. The ship. Beak

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Speaker 2: was in the air looking like Superman flying. He hit

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Speaker 2: the curve. Remember he looked at me, grabbed it goes bro.

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Speaker 2: I know the nigga was fucked up.

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Speaker 4: I had to walk away because this nigga was so

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Speaker 4: much bigger than me too, like he's just a tall

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Speaker 4: nigga and he on the.

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Speaker 2: Ground with his whole talking about oh Man anyway,