Speaker 1: Ain't nobody liking the new balances of Kauahi Leonard and
Speaker 1: white supremacist. That's it. You don't want a pair of
Speaker 1: slavery ones. You don't want some air racist. I love
Speaker 1: that the David Duke threes my chips in your bas
Speaker 1: racist ohle school lays money stuff you can't tell me. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: there it is there, it is, ladies and gentlemen, that
Speaker 1: is right. Welcome to another spectacular episode of My Mama
Speaker 1: Told Me, the podcast where we died Deep Deep. We
Speaker 1: spelunk into the pockets of black conspiracy theories, and we
Speaker 1: finally work to prove that cardi B is in fact
Speaker 1: short for cardio vascular bronchitis. That's right, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 1: She is the most woke rapper of all time. All
Speaker 1: she does is yell at people about politics on the internet,
Speaker 1: tell people to vote, promote lung health, and then put
Speaker 1: her titties on the internet to shame that mean man
Speaker 1: who cheated on her. She is woke, she's changing the game,
Speaker 1: she's inspiring women, and she's making you go see your doctor.
Speaker 1: Thank you, cardio vascular bronchitis. You're doing the hard work
Speaker 1: that the rest of us are afraid to do. I
Speaker 1: am your host, length sty Herman. I'm excited to be
Speaker 1: here as always, I have a fantastic Yes today, we're
Speaker 1: gonna get right into it. I don't want to sit
Speaker 1: here and and talk bullshit to you aimlessly. I'm alone
Speaker 1: if there's no guest here and my guests, Oh, she's
Speaker 1: gonna make me feel not alone anymore. She's gonna make
Speaker 1: all that loneliness leave my heart. She's hilarious, you know
Speaker 1: from her amazing podcast that comes out every Tuesday called
Speaker 1: Scam Guys So fun. Give it up my guest, Miss
Speaker 1: Lacey Mosley. You know this ain't got no applauses in
Speaker 1: a long time because we in COVID I can't do
Speaker 1: live shot. Well, now a bitch got some applauses. Congratulations,
Speaker 1: Thank you. I'm about your podcast is wonderful. The pleasure
Speaker 1: of doing it. Very recently, we talked a lot of
Speaker 1: ship about chaos in the world, and I'm so happy
Speaker 1: you get to bring your chaos to my side of
Speaker 1: the excited to have my cats here. I will warn
Speaker 1: you Linkston when your episode comes out. I had to
Speaker 1: bleep a lot of stuff. Oh really is it? Because
Speaker 1: I was pushing the buttons. What happened? What did I
Speaker 1: do that that took us over the edge. It's not
Speaker 1: even your fault. It's my petty ass fault. When I
Speaker 1: started naming the tags of people that I was mad
Speaker 1: at you, so I had to bleep out their tags
Speaker 1: and then started naming them. And so we say it
Speaker 1: a lot. It's very funny. I think anytime somebody antagonized
Speaker 1: as a person, I grew up as I don't know
Speaker 1: how you were as a child, but I grew up
Speaker 1: as an instigator. I was very much a person who
Speaker 1: I didn't want to fight anybody, but I was very
Speaker 1: happy to see a fight break out and be like,
Speaker 1: I can't believe he said that to you. What are
Speaker 1: we gonna do about this? And just see how that
Speaker 1: all played. You were in the instigator choir, so when
Speaker 1: somebody says some fire, you were like, oh, And the
Speaker 1: key is to say it enough that they can hear you,
Speaker 1: but not loud enough that the other person who otherwise
Speaker 1: might turn against you can hear it. You know what
Speaker 1: I mean. It's a very it's a very specific art
Speaker 1: form that I think I mastered as a young person.
Speaker 1: I like that about you. I'll tell you the art
Speaker 1: from that, I'm mastered. I was never an instigator, but
Speaker 1: if you really like got me mad, then like I
Speaker 1: would pretend like I could fight, okay, and the time
Speaker 1: I took it too far, I'm gonna say this, I'll
Speaker 1: say this fun Okay. So let's be clear. I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna bleep it. I'm gonna leave this ship in the here.
Speaker 1: So if you name names, no names. So in college,
Speaker 1: I accidentally stole his girl boyfriend. It was an accident.
Speaker 1: It was all accident. I'm not that type I swear,
Speaker 1: but it had happened, and so I felt bad. So
Speaker 1: she was like, this is when Twitter, Like I had
Speaker 1: just gotten on Twitter. So back then you had like
Speaker 1: kind of like you followed people that you knew. Mostly
Speaker 1: it was a friends and family app for a while,
Speaker 1: and then it branched out to people who were funny
Speaker 1: or smart or problematic, all those things. This is the
Speaker 1: Kevin Hard dollhouse face Twitter give you give you all
Speaker 1: a real landmark for when this was that is sorry
Speaker 1: to cut you off, but that is a fascinating moment
Speaker 1: to think that Kevin Hart was tweeting that just for
Speaker 1: his friends and family, where he's like Mark over my gay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna beat it over the here with the dolls,
Speaker 1: and his mom was like her dad was like hell, yeah, right,
Speaker 1: that's what it was family reunion Twitter when you said
Speaker 1: that ship and you only thought your family saw. And
Speaker 1: so she was tweeting about me the whole time, like
Speaker 1: oh such a bit, and she's a horn and all
Speaker 1: this stuff. And I was just letting her make it
Speaker 1: because I was like, you know, this situation was foul.
Speaker 1: I gotta take my lashes, like I'm gonna just put
Speaker 1: my head down for this. Right then she told my
Speaker 1: homeboy that she didn't plan on stop it. And at
Speaker 1: this point she had started making up somebody we gave
Speaker 1: I gave her cancer. It was just crazy anyway, Yeah,
Speaker 1: like Michael Douglas stun like that somehow your vagina had
Speaker 1: giving her cancer? How did that work? I don't even know.
Speaker 1: And I was like it was she was just crazy.
Speaker 1: So it got to a point where I was like, Okay,
Speaker 1: this can't go on any longer, Like I was gonna
Speaker 1: let her rock, but she talked about all years like this,
Speaker 1: Oh not no, not. So I found her address because
Speaker 1: it's college, like you just asking where I like, we're
Speaker 1: song on sta Oh you pulled up, pulled up, And
Speaker 1: I have the worst kind of friends because they're like you,
Speaker 1: they're the instigator. So I was like, no, I can't,
Speaker 1: I can't let this fly tell me my workout clothes
Speaker 1: and why want my home girls. She was like, oh,
Speaker 1: you should put some vasoline on your face so to
Speaker 1: punch your flood. I love that. I love that she's
Speaker 1: encouraging you with with ship that we saw in nineties videos.
Speaker 1: So she's just like, all right, you got to use
Speaker 1: the vasoline and make sure you take your earrings off
Speaker 1: in front of her so she knows you come on
Speaker 1: until right before you you feel like it's gonna late.
Speaker 1: So I went to this girl's house and waited, and
Speaker 1: so she came home with vasiline on my face and
Speaker 1: work out clothes and cuts her out and I told her.
Speaker 1: I was like, if you ever do this again, I
Speaker 1: will pop out the bushes on your ass like I was.
Speaker 1: I never got in a fight in my life. I
Speaker 1: was like, I will prove to this girl that I'm scary. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know how I know you had never got enough
Speaker 1: fight because you put the vasoline on and then didn't fight.
Speaker 1: That's not how that works. The girls that actually use vasiline,
Speaker 1: they did it for you. Don't grease up your face
Speaker 1: to not do nothing like finish the job, Lacey, what
Speaker 1: are we doing? I don't want to do violence to
Speaker 1: people and ithing to do it to me. Okay, I
Speaker 1: look at one face. I'm trying to sell this this
Speaker 1: space as long as I can't sure. You're doing great.
Speaker 1: What a great way to start this podcast. I have
Speaker 1: to be honest, I'm really excited to get into your
Speaker 1: conspiracy theory. You had a wonderful conspiracy theory that I
Speaker 1: think is it's probably true for almost every race. I
Speaker 1: think this is one of the first conspiracy theories we've
Speaker 1: had where like it feels like it touches every community,
Speaker 1: every race, everybody sort of believes some version of this thing.
Speaker 1: We are. It's the we are the world of conspiracy
Speaker 1: theory options. And you said, my mama told me ginger
Speaker 1: ale and crackers can care anything. And also prescription down. Okay,
Speaker 1: a prescribed laid down, A regular laydown ain't gonna do
Speaker 1: ship for you. You're gonna have somebody to tell you
Speaker 1: to go lay down and see what you need is
Speaker 1: to lay down. And you're gonna be watching Victor Newman
Speaker 1: on Young and Restless and suddenly you're healed. Sure, all
Speaker 1: that disease just lifts off of your body and you're
Speaker 1: free to go about your day. And this actually started
Speaker 1: with my grandmother. I used to spend summers with my grandmother,
Speaker 1: which mom having a she was in college so she
Speaker 1: setished up her degree doing whatever. And when I think
Speaker 1: about it, I'm like, every summer I spent with my grandparents,
Speaker 1: I'm like, my mom was probably out here whiling because
Speaker 1: she was very young. I'm like, that's at the club.
Speaker 1: She was like stood studying and ship. But my mom
Speaker 1: had me at twenty. I don't think my mom was wild,
Speaker 1: and I think my mom is a little more of
Speaker 1: like a homebody, conservative person. But I do distinctly remember
Speaker 1: my mother like taking me to class with her and
Speaker 1: like me sitting in the back of classrooms while she's
Speaker 1: learning and like not really processing that, Like, oh, this
Speaker 1: was a kid figuring out how to be a full
Speaker 1: person in front of their kid, You know what I mean. Right,
Speaker 1: That's exactly because when I turned twenty one, it stopped
Speaker 1: seeming like an older age to me. I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I don't know shut I'm me young, Like I was like, damn,
Speaker 1: shout out to my mom for not killing me, like like,
Speaker 1: I mean, she did way more than that. I was fantastic,
Speaker 1: But I was like, I don't know if I would
Speaker 1: have made a past like keep the baby alive. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I got real drown a baby in a bathtub energy
Speaker 1: at one, I gotta I gotta praise be to a
Speaker 1: lady who was able to do not that. I at
Speaker 1: least got put some pillows around the baby and it
Speaker 1: went to the store real quick. Get you a little forward.
Speaker 1: You good? Right? Wait, So your grandmother subsequently spent a
Speaker 1: lot of time with you, is what I'm gathering, and
Speaker 1: in that she tells you about all these remedies. Yeah,
Speaker 1: in my formative years. And it's funny because my I'm
Speaker 1: a kind of indoctrinating me until like a death call.
Speaker 1: I know that sounds crazy, but it's not crazy. It
Speaker 1: sounds it's just like my grandma's energy was always like
Speaker 1: I'm gonna die soon, which is a lot when you're
Speaker 1: a child, but it was always like, oh, well, you know,
Speaker 1: we're living in our last day. Every day it was
Speaker 1: our last days. That's that's a lot for a kid
Speaker 1: to be able to process. Every day was our last day.
Speaker 1: And she was always like, oh, well, you know you
Speaker 1: can sing, so you know I want you to sing
Speaker 1: in my funeral. And it's like Grandma, like it's Tuesday,
Speaker 1: it's two pm, Like why are we talking about this? Yeah? Okay, Wait.
Speaker 1: So when she's talking about all this like mortality, is
Speaker 1: she's saying that for all of us or she's saying
Speaker 1: that specifically for her, Like is she like it's my
Speaker 1: last days or is it all of our last days?
Speaker 1: And uh, you might live a little longer than me,
Speaker 1: but we all go on. It vary, like when she
Speaker 1: talked about her funeral, obviously she was talking about herself,
Speaker 1: but then she would also always be like we living
Speaker 1: in our so we included me. So I was like,
Speaker 1: we got just got here the front. I haven't even
Speaker 1: tasted Cavosier yet. What am I dying for? Already got
Speaker 1: Cavossier before I die. I gotta pass it. Pass the
Speaker 1: Cavosier to me. It's my dying wish. No um, so
Speaker 1: she like, I remember once I have asthma, but it's
Speaker 1: like seasonal and it's triggered by allergens, so specifically cedar trees.
Speaker 1: If I come in contact with like that certain type
Speaker 1: of tree, it will trigger my asthma. And it recently
Speaker 1: happened to me last time I was on a set,
Speaker 1: I had to go to the hospital. So when I
Speaker 1: was a kid, I had this really long asthma tech
Speaker 1: and like my lungs were super tight for like days,
Speaker 1: and my grandma gave me prescription lay down, and they
Speaker 1: gave me ginger and they gave me crackers and I
Speaker 1: had an asthma tach for three days before I finally
Speaker 1: went to the hospital and they had to like inject
Speaker 1: me with an epipin to get my lungs to open.
Speaker 1: So none of the prescriptions seemed to work until I
Speaker 1: don't know, maybe they did, you know, maybe they kept
Speaker 1: me alive and then I made it to the hospital
Speaker 1: by so, by your suggestion, it wasn't so much of
Speaker 1: a permanent solution as it was something that sustained you
Speaker 1: long enough to then be stabbed with an EpiPen. And
Speaker 1: and that's how I think of it, because I believe
Speaker 1: in prescription. Ginger Ale personally is swepts for me. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's talk about where you're from, because I do think
Speaker 1: ginger Ale ultimately is a regional thing. I think at
Speaker 1: the end of the day, what you're most passionate about tents,
Speaker 1: as far as ginger Ale is concerned, comes from location
Speaker 1: and where are Where are you from? I'm from Texas,
Speaker 1: so we did have Canada dry as well, and I'll
Speaker 1: get I'll get to Canada. But everybody knows that swepts
Speaker 1: just gets you through, like nothing just gets you throw
Speaker 1: wrong like schwepts just clear as every thing out. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be honest, I don't like the way you say swepts.
Speaker 1: It It has an erotic tone to it that that
Speaker 1: my listeners are gonna find distasteful. This is a family podcast,
Speaker 1: and I don't want any of my the children at home,
Speaker 1: the children at home, I hope children aren't listening to you.
Speaker 1: Legs them little niggas. Don't like the way you're saying schwebts.
Speaker 1: I know that I personally am a Canada dryman myself.
Speaker 1: If I have to go back to ginger Ale, I've get.
Speaker 1: I've said it's giving it up just because it's it's
Speaker 1: pure sugar. It's just nothing but syrup with like the
Speaker 1: promise of remedy. I guess on the other end, But
Speaker 1: I definitely Swepts would be my second of the of
Speaker 1: the options there. It might be there might be something,
Speaker 1: you know where I don't buy into ginger ale is uh,
Speaker 1: what is it? Werners that it's a note for me dog. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that one's see verse is okay, but you know where
Speaker 1: I'm at out in my life. Fever Tree, whoa, I've
Speaker 1: never even heard of that. You ain't have fever Tree. Okay,
Speaker 1: So that's really like this honestly, Like I feel like
Speaker 1: Swepps was like over the counter, okay, fever Tree is
Speaker 1: under the counter ginger because when you get that joint,
Speaker 1: first of all, it's clear. That's how you know it's real.
Speaker 1: And at the bottom it's like settled ginger like components.
Speaker 1: Because if you really juice ginger, which I used to
Speaker 1: have to do back the dame that worked in the Hamptons,
Speaker 1: if you juice real raw ginger, at the bottom all
Speaker 1: a little sediment will start to sit. So when you
Speaker 1: see that sediment, that's how you know that some juice ginger. Okay.
Speaker 1: So this fever Tree organization is saying we're tired of
Speaker 1: being confused with these other products that may or may
Speaker 1: not have any ginger in them. And so subsequently we're
Speaker 1: gonna put some little ginger chips right at the bottom,
Speaker 1: like gold schlagger to make it clear that this is
Speaker 1: this is in fact, that pure ship sediment. So if
Speaker 1: you put real g introjuice in there, there's gonna be sediment,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like when you get a
Speaker 1: tiling all from the you know, off the you know,
Speaker 1: over the counter, like you get a little what like
Speaker 1: a sedimenta thine, but then you get some coding tiling all,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, like that hit different. So
Speaker 1: the feverite tree got that coding in it, right. It's
Speaker 1: the difference between like Oscar Meyer hot dog and them
Speaker 1: kosher hot dogs. The mother Like the oscar Meyer it's
Speaker 1: could be anything in their hair, bone, whatever they mushed
Speaker 1: up to make the hot dog. But them kosher hot dogs,
Speaker 1: those are preyed over hair and bones that get mixed
Speaker 1: into the hot dogs. So you know, God covering you
Speaker 1: when you eating the pig, and that's what you need.
Speaker 1: These are the pigs we loved. We took care of
Speaker 1: these pigs different before we murdered them. These things lived
Speaker 1: a good life. That's always a fascinating promise that they
Speaker 1: make to us is like, no, we really love this chicken.
Speaker 1: I know you're gonna eat it, and I know what
Speaker 1: a pig that's walking face. I want my pig anointed,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Okay, I hear you. I
Speaker 1: don't give a damn how my pig praise. That's just me.
Speaker 1: But you know I want to think to be a
Speaker 1: bishop my pig based ties every Sunday. Okay, give it
Speaker 1: all honored a guy. I love that. Good for that
Speaker 1: big I hope he's been heaven with other pigs doing
Speaker 1: whatever Saint le pigs do. Okay, So your grandmother gave
Speaker 1: you this prescription of lay down, this prescription of crackers,
Speaker 1: this prescription of ginger ale. It ultimately saves you enough
Speaker 1: to make it to the hospital get your EpiPen. Do
Speaker 1: you then move on with your life now as a
Speaker 1: practicing member of the community that believes in ginger ale
Speaker 1: and laydown or are you now just more skeptical about
Speaker 1: the whole thing? No? I still believe um. At some
Speaker 1: point I would love to have a company that just
Speaker 1: sends out care packages which have ginger ale crackers. They
Speaker 1: have to be saltine. I was about to say, I
Speaker 1: was going to ask you what type of crackers are
Speaker 1: we talking about? They have to be saltine. That's just
Speaker 1: I'm a traditionalist, you know. But I would send out
Speaker 1: fever treat in my care package and the pillow. Yes,
Speaker 1: and then a channel guy for what TV shows are healing,
Speaker 1: such as Paladin, which is an old Western never smoke
Speaker 1: another um. Dr Quinn Medicine Woman, great show, Dick Van Dyke. Okay,
Speaker 1: Young and than Restless is sometimes as the world turns. Wow,
Speaker 1: so you just only spent time with an old lady
Speaker 1: for the whole of your youth. Because those were my
Speaker 1: punishment shows. Those were like the shows that like when
Speaker 1: nothing else was on, but I was fighting sleep and
Speaker 1: like dealing with whatever anxiety existed for a ten year
Speaker 1: old that I didn't know how to articulate that to
Speaker 1: what I would watch. It wasn't out of joy. I
Speaker 1: wasn't watching Dr Quinn Medicine Woman because this was in
Speaker 1: fact a good thing for my ten year old spirit
Speaker 1: to Quin Medicine Woman taught me how to take pills. Okay,
Speaker 1: I still take my pills the same, Okay, not like
Speaker 1: the rapper. That's how they get you, all right. Dr
Speaker 1: Quinn Medicine Woman. This is a new conspiracy theory. Dr
Speaker 1: Quin Medicine Woman is out here promoting drug how you're
Speaker 1: promoting drug abuse because like I learned, like when you
Speaker 1: take a pill, or if you have to take a
Speaker 1: lot of pills, or if like vitamins are really big,
Speaker 1: instead of putting the dry pills in your mouth first,
Speaker 1: you fill your like you drink water. You fill your
Speaker 1: mouth with water and made you throw the pills in
Speaker 1: there with the water and swallow it all at once
Speaker 1: and you don't even feel them go down. Okay, and
Speaker 1: this is all came from Dr Quinn Medicine Woman. Yes, well,
Speaker 1: for me, I usually watch TV for strong narratives, but
Speaker 1: I love that you're using it for self help tips
Speaker 1: and that's cool too. You can get a lot out
Speaker 1: of it. Okay. Oh and uh Touched by Angel I
Speaker 1: have to add that and Walk in Texas Ranger Okay,
Speaker 1: hell yeah, I love that very healing television shows along
Speaker 1: with your saltines and fevorite train. Did you ever see
Speaker 1: the episode where Haley Joe Osmond tells Walker Texas Ranger
Speaker 1: that he has eight Yes, television has changed. I'll say
Speaker 1: that that's not a thing that could happen anymore. In Quarantine,
Speaker 1: I've been watching Girlfriends Living Single The Parker Um, and
Speaker 1: it was like a time when black women started to
Speaker 1: really go on the rise for new HIV infections. So
Speaker 1: every show has like HIV episodes, and they're the most
Speaker 1: random thing. You don't be Like somebody will start dating
Speaker 1: somebody and they'll be like, oh, I have eight, or
Speaker 1: like this woman, this woman and Sean were beefing over
Speaker 1: a wedding and because Joan had like said, the woman
Speaker 1: stole her boyfriend in college, and she was so my
Speaker 1: boyfriend I was supposed to be with him, and she
Speaker 1: was like, do you want him? Gave me eight? And
Speaker 1: then it's one of the like the piano playing stad music. YEA,
Speaker 1: looks like we've got a serious episode on this one, folks.
Speaker 1: And then they do statistics at the end of like
Speaker 1: black women this hell. Yeah, well, I guess it was helpful, though,
Speaker 1: you know that I was about to say, maybe this
Speaker 1: this is how we got out of that rising crisis.
Speaker 1: Was that episode of The Parkers that comes I'd love
Speaker 1: to do a trend shop And I was like, and
Speaker 1: you know what was funny? I could always tell it
Speaker 1: was about to happen. I was like, no, don't do it,
Speaker 1: don't do it. Yeah, yeah, I think that we know
Speaker 1: better now. It's the hard part about I think revisiting
Speaker 1: and I personally don't think that we have the right
Speaker 1: to revisit these things and then like put a big,
Speaker 1: crazy judgmental eye on it, because I think a lot
Speaker 1: of the things that we were being told to laugh
Speaker 1: at by these shows, we were laughing at in real life,
Speaker 1: and so any judgment we're placing on the television we
Speaker 1: should probably place on ourselves and really spend that time
Speaker 1: analyzing why we thought it was funny at the time,
Speaker 1: more than saying like, yeah, how dare you have done
Speaker 1: a thing that we all thought was really cool at
Speaker 1: the time, Like, no, we were idiots and now we're not,
Speaker 1: and we should acknowledge that. Anyway. Kevin Hart's my hero
Speaker 1: and I don't think he did anything wrong. I'm choking
Speaker 1: before we go to break, talk to me a little
Speaker 1: bit about why salting crackers as a must for this
Speaker 1: remedy that you're talking about. So when your stomach is
Speaker 1: in a delicate place, as it is a lot of
Speaker 1: times when you are an invalid okay, um, an invalid
Speaker 1: for y'all vocab word that means sick um. That's so
Speaker 1: pretentious of me. Like, I know, you guys don't word listen.
Speaker 1: My listeners are idiots. Go ahead, tell them all the words.
Speaker 1: They don't know, the fucking fools. Why would they even
Speaker 1: still be listening to It's very it's a doctor Quinn medicine. Woman.
Speaker 1: Think I got it from like a more air plane
Speaker 1: and I just staying to my lexicon forever. But like so,
Speaker 1: when you are an invalid, you know you have the
Speaker 1: delicate stomach assaultine. You know, it's the closest to an
Speaker 1: air food that you can get, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: It's just pure starch and salt, and it can coat
Speaker 1: the stomach in a way that you know, not many
Speaker 1: things can, you know. And you know there's a reason
Speaker 1: why at church you get a wafer, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, Because that's bread that's close to God. So
Speaker 1: you ing in the bridge the body of you know,
Speaker 1: the Christ into your body along with the ginger rail.
Speaker 1: Uh you So you're saying that saltines are as close
Speaker 1: to God as crackers can be without any impurities or
Speaker 1: other things sort of being added to the mix. Yes,
Speaker 1: saltines are the most godly food. I believe. You know,
Speaker 1: Jesus was handing out saltines like he was open giving
Speaker 1: out cars. You know, the girls, the girls got loaves.
Speaker 1: You know, look under your chair and the matters there,
Speaker 1: like this is bread. I wanted what I'm this isn't
Speaker 1: gonna solve my problems, Jesus. I wanted something better. What
Speaker 1: are we doing? Right? It's like Jesus at least was
Speaker 1: gonna give me some some of them, Brady sand those you
Speaker 1: gotta walking all the damn time. You got this long
Speaker 1: ass fresh ass robe on here, I am in tattered guard.
Speaker 1: Give me some of that, giving me goddamn bread. Fuck you, Jesus,
Speaker 1: that's what That's what they said. I didn't. I'm just look,
Speaker 1: that's a scripture I read. I would like you to
Speaker 1: know I have nothing to do with this man. Okay.
Speaker 1: I would keep eating your body, which is the saltine
Speaker 1: crack and things that I know you are kicking it
Speaker 1: with right now. All right, Well, Jesus has turned on me,
Speaker 1: but Lacey is still in his good graces. We're gonna
Speaker 1: take a break and we'll be back with more Lacy
Speaker 1: mostly and more my mama told me, and we are back.
Speaker 1: You can do you want, you could do so you
Speaker 1: you do you could, you want? You want him to
Speaker 1: do you so much? You could do anything. Yeah, we're
Speaker 1: back here with more lazy mosley or more my mama
Speaker 1: told me. We're still talking about that here all ginger
Speaker 1: ale salting crackers and a prescribed laid down the perfect
Speaker 1: fixed to all of your problems. Has there been a
Speaker 1: time recently where you've used that combo to get yourself
Speaker 1: out of a little bit of a sickness? Yes, I
Speaker 1: have um I and this is back pre rna. Don't
Speaker 1: judge me. I hope One of the cultural shifts will
Speaker 1: be that Americans no longer feel pride in having to
Speaker 1: go to work sick because that was just way too common.
Speaker 1: We all just accepted that if flu season meant niggas
Speaker 1: was gonna get the flu, Like, no, we didn't have
Speaker 1: to get the full side. Were just like, oh you
Speaker 1: know flu season. No, we could just not get the flu,
Speaker 1: or if we get it, stay to fun home. What
Speaker 1: we accept that? What do you want from me? I
Speaker 1: had to cough in your mouth. It's flu season. It's
Speaker 1: just like this, So I had to work and I
Speaker 1: think it was the last I think the last commercial
Speaker 1: I think I'll ever do, because um, I don't like commercials.
Speaker 1: Um you know, they can bring you some coin, and
Speaker 1: this one was like a national for Snickers. So I
Speaker 1: was like, fine, I'll do it, and so I go in.
Speaker 1: It's a hot ass mes, there's a hundred fifty extras.
Speaker 1: They don't know where to put me. I'm sick. Um
Speaker 1: I got and this is like fuck niggers. Yo. I
Speaker 1: was like casually seeing this guy and we kissed. That's it, right,
Speaker 1: He goes, yeah, by the way, I'm getting over a
Speaker 1: cold now. He did say it before we kiss It's
Speaker 1: my fault. But getting over for me means that you're
Speaker 1: not contagious, because if you are an adult, you know,
Speaker 1: the first three days that you get a cold, you
Speaker 1: are contagious, so after that you're not. And this fool
Speaker 1: was fully in the middle of a cold. So the
Speaker 1: next day I wake up and I was like, I
Speaker 1: have a cold now. So my stomach was just like
Speaker 1: no girl. So I had my saltines that I had
Speaker 1: my ginger, and I had to stand outside and like
Speaker 1: thirty degree weather and like shoot this commercial for the
Speaker 1: saltines and the ginger kept me upright, I got you
Speaker 1: and this was you did all this for snickers, right,
Speaker 1: wasn't that? What did that give you, guys? Snickers? To
Speaker 1: were you eating sniers? It was like we it was
Speaker 1: a Super Bowl commercial. We were at a hole in
Speaker 1: the middle of the woods. Uh talk about we was
Speaker 1: gonna dig a hole and put a huge snicker in it.
Speaker 1: And then they had a crane that like lowered a
Speaker 1: very large snicker into a hole. That was all graphics,
Speaker 1: but the whole was real. Sure, so we just sang
Speaker 1: in front of a hole. Child. But that said, the
Speaker 1: ginger ale and crackers helped you make it through what
Speaker 1: otherwise would have been just you singing and being stick
Speaker 1: in the woods. Yes, I love that. I love that that.
Speaker 1: This ginger really got my throat fresh. You know, I
Speaker 1: felt like I had a baby throat, Like the throat
Speaker 1: was just on infant, you know, like a fresh baby throat.
Speaker 1: You know baby throats can they? Oh my guys, like
Speaker 1: the screaming all the time. Like that throat you got,
Speaker 1: you got that refurbished throat. I love that. All right.
Speaker 1: I want to dig into some research with you because
Speaker 1: I actually think that there's a fair amount of examples
Speaker 1: of things that sort of prove exactly what you're saying,
Speaker 1: that saltine crackers and ginger ale do in fact have
Speaker 1: the potential to cure a lot more than we give
Speaker 1: them credit for. So let's start with the basic saltine crackers,
Speaker 1: which I'm glad that's your cracker of choice. It says
Speaker 1: that saltan's help nausea because the crackers soak up your tent,
Speaker 1: causing acids in your stomach, and they're less likely to
Speaker 1: cause more nausea because they don't have a smell. Really,
Speaker 1: that like their lack of like other ingredients, their closeness
Speaker 1: to God, as you put it, Yeah, their purity allows
Speaker 1: for them to not induce nausea in other ways. So
Speaker 1: you're already nailing it with saltines. Shout out to Shout
Speaker 1: out to your mama's, shout out to your grandma, shout
Speaker 1: shout out to whoever invented saltine crackers. You didn't go
Speaker 1: for flavor, you didn't go for a look. You just
Speaker 1: you knew this is a cracker of function, and you
Speaker 1: just nailed it. Good for you. You didn't try it
Speaker 1: all they look, they sell themselves, put them in a
Speaker 1: plastic sleeve and get out of here like they put
Speaker 1: it down. They said, the don't know what it is.
Speaker 1: They don't know what the funk I got going on here.
Speaker 1: Everybody doing marketing. I feel like I don't even see
Speaker 1: commercials for Salteams. They're like, the girls know we're here,
Speaker 1: they know what I'll we're on. Right. Yeah, there used
Speaker 1: to be those crackers where they would present it as like,
Speaker 1: this is the fancy cracker that you use when you
Speaker 1: want to impress your guests. This is how you'll have
Speaker 1: sex with a woman if you pull out these crackers exactly.
Speaker 1: But the salt Teams was like, no, motherfucker, you trying
Speaker 1: to survive, get saltines. You can also put greape jelly
Speaker 1: on them or American price enjoy the recipes on the
Speaker 1: back of a wrist cracker. They'd be like peanut butter
Speaker 1: and right, like this is groundbreaking information is Oh, you
Speaker 1: can put other stuff on this and make it less
Speaker 1: like a cracker and more like a sandwich. Somehow. I'm
Speaker 1: being told by my producer Olivia that fl Summer and
Speaker 1: Company invented saltines in eighteen seventy six. They've been around
Speaker 1: since eighteen seventies. Six slaves made them crackers, you know,
Speaker 1: but I do need to think about the creators. I'm
Speaker 1: sure they were bad man, Right, there's a reason fl
Speaker 1: Summer wanted like a white box with these white crackers
Speaker 1: and a white bag. Like it turns out he's a monster.
Speaker 1: But goddamn, he smashed them crackers. He did great, he did.
Speaker 1: He made the hell out of them crackers. And I'm
Speaker 1: gonna keep eating them racist crackers. And that's the thing is,
Speaker 1: we don't give racist enough credit for the good things
Speaker 1: that they do out in the world, you know, Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're a bigot. Yeah you're destroying the very foundation of
Speaker 1: the way that humans should function in the world. But god,
Speaker 1: you nailed these crackers. Mr Summer go crazy. Yes, we'll
Speaker 1: give you your flowers for that. Okay, talk ginger ale,
Speaker 1: because ginger which ideally is the key ingredient in ginger
Speaker 1: ale containing ideally, so there we go. But ginger ale
Speaker 1: contains something called ginger role, which is the main bioactive compound,
Speaker 1: and ginger role has like an insane list of potential
Speaker 1: remedies that it helps with. It aids digestion, it reduces nausea,
Speaker 1: specifically for like nausea related to like mourning sickness, or
Speaker 1: even chemotherapy. It helps fight the flu, common cold. It
Speaker 1: helps with weight loss, low cholesterol, menstrual pain, chronic indigestion,
Speaker 1: It lowers your blood sugar, heart disease. It can help
Speaker 1: with certain cancers, and even potentially fights off Alzheimer's. It
Speaker 1: also helps with ugliness if you got fun boy you
Speaker 1: trying to get over. Also helps with that little ginger.
Speaker 1: Stop stop texting him. You know the are sure? Now see,
Speaker 1: this is where I'm gonna challenge you a little bit,
Speaker 1: because what I was referring to is ginger role, right,
Speaker 1: ginger al does all those good things. Ginger Ale, as
Speaker 1: many scientists have pointed out at this point, is basically
Speaker 1: just a giant sugar juice and doesn't often contain any
Speaker 1: ginger at all, and therefore has no remedy to it whatsoever.
Speaker 1: So all these ugly curers and fuck boy preventatives that
Speaker 1: you're talking about may not in fact be cooked into
Speaker 1: your shwepts that you're so deeply uh in low it is.
Speaker 1: You've heard of placebo effects if it, even if it
Speaker 1: ain't no ginger ale in there, my body thinks it's
Speaker 1: ger and it's helping me, you see what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: So it might as well be ginger in there because
Speaker 1: it's still curious. And I'm so glad you said that
Speaker 1: because a lot of the scientists and doctors who do
Speaker 1: acknowledge that ginger role is not in fact one of
Speaker 1: the key ingredients that's kicking around in ginger ale also
Speaker 1: acknowledge that because ginger ale has become synonymous with us
Speaker 1: like sort of getting remedies and treatment, they do say
Speaker 1: that the placebo effect is a valuable component in our health.
Speaker 1: That like they give it to us at hospitals not
Speaker 1: because the ship actually works, but because we think it works,
Speaker 1: and therefore we'll start to feel better because of you know,
Speaker 1: our own brain. That's one watering if you if your
Speaker 1: brain is convinced that it works, that means that it works.
Speaker 1: If if we get to the same end, right, just
Speaker 1: different means, right. But if I sip on it and
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, my intestines flourishing, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: If I feel that and then I do flourish, then
Speaker 1: that's the same thing as if it had been appealed
Speaker 1: with you know, ginger al in it or whatever. Listen,
Speaker 1: I think you're making a valid point. I don't know
Speaker 1: that I've ever outloud said my intestines are flourishing. Maybe
Speaker 1: it's a feeling that I've had more often than i'd
Speaker 1: like to acknowledge. You probably have. I mean, look, if
Speaker 1: you don't feel like your intestines are suffering, then they're
Speaker 1: probably flourish. They're flourished, you know. I mean, we just
Speaker 1: get too used to it. But it's popping in your system.
Speaker 1: It's just like anything else, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Like I tell people all the time on my podcast, like,
Speaker 1: it's not a lie if you believe it. I love that.
Speaker 1: So in essence, ginger ale sort of has a very
Speaker 1: scam goddess energy. It is. It is getting by on
Speaker 1: its own supply, and it's functioning in a way that
Speaker 1: allows for people to feel healed. So great, you're you're
Speaker 1: killing the ginger ale. Here's some more fascinating information about
Speaker 1: ginger In the Middle Ages, ginger was used as a
Speaker 1: prophylactic for the bubonic plague. That basically, people were worried
Speaker 1: that the bubonic plague was being transferred sexually, and I
Speaker 1: guess they were putting little pieces of ginger on their
Speaker 1: dicks and badges and keeping that somehow from spreading this
Speaker 1: terrible disease that was killing everybody. I heard about a lemon,
Speaker 1: but like with that burns. Some people like it's spicy
Speaker 1: down there, and I think that's important. Go crazy. I
Speaker 1: don't know if it needs to be spicy down there,
Speaker 1: but at least you know, back in the day, they
Speaker 1: wasn't watching their asses, so you know if they put
Speaker 1: leginia on and hopefully smell in the bedom. Sure, I
Speaker 1: think about that all the time when I watched all
Speaker 1: the time shows and you know it's mostly white people
Speaker 1: in them, because if it's an older time show with
Speaker 1: black people for some reason, it always has to be slavery.
Speaker 1: It's like, you know, we did have more than than
Speaker 1: three years and just fy, we was kangs. Sure most
Speaker 1: of us can't trace our histories back enough to know
Speaker 1: if we were in fat kings, but somebody was a
Speaker 1: king back then talk about that ship. But we was Kang, Okay,
Speaker 1: I was Kang. Was Kang was all Kang. Yeah, So
Speaker 1: like I always think about that when they kissing stuff,
Speaker 1: I know they didn't brush their mouths. Just like I
Speaker 1: hate a sex scene in an olden time movie, because
Speaker 1: I just imagine it being funky. Yeah, that's fair. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's no way that you were effectively cleaning any of
Speaker 1: your your parts, including your mouth. So all of this
Speaker 1: ship was funky as ship. So maybe ginger was better.
Speaker 1: Maybe it just added a slightly more fragrant Uh you
Speaker 1: need that. Except for now. I hope it's not gonna
Speaker 1: be guys out here like what I put a little
Speaker 1: ginger on you. That's not a condom. That's not a condom.
Speaker 1: Don't start going the whole foods, y'all and trying to
Speaker 1: thin ginger. I ain't got no more lifestyles, but I
Speaker 1: got some ginger in the cupboard, and uh, we could
Speaker 1: make that work. Please don't, please, do not do this.
Speaker 1: Here's so I started asking myself where did ginger ale
Speaker 1: come from? Because it became so important to the way
Speaker 1: that we understand health in this country. Are certainly like
Speaker 1: the idea of feeling better in this country? Where did
Speaker 1: it come from? And basically it says that ginger ale
Speaker 1: came out of basically farmacists and scientists wanting Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: you're right, it's it's pharmacists and people wanting to take
Speaker 1: advantage of this relationship of health and ginger and all
Speaker 1: the good things that gingerral does, and basically decided to
Speaker 1: take the alcohol out of ginger beer. So gingerrele was
Speaker 1: them creating a non alcoholic version of ginger beer. And
Speaker 1: so this dude, Thomas Cantrell, an American apothecary living in Ireland,
Speaker 1: cantrel yes, I believe, the great great grandfather of blue cantreil. Uh.
Speaker 1: Thomas Cantrell living in Ireland, carbonated his drink with soda
Speaker 1: water and instead of yeese. Began exporting this ginger based
Speaker 1: beverage to the US around eighteen fifty. And then a
Speaker 1: Detroit pharmacist named James verner Oh created a blend of
Speaker 1: ginger vanilla he's not and spices. He's he's the inventor
Speaker 1: of warners. But I assure you this man ain't black
Speaker 1: and so ginger vanilla spices. And he left that in
Speaker 1: an oak barrel. And then he got called off the
Speaker 1: fighting the Civil War. Not really sure which side he
Speaker 1: fought on. He's from Detroit, so I'm hoping the North,
Speaker 1: but who knows. He might have been one of them self,
Speaker 1: hating motherfucker's and then he had a choice then, want
Speaker 1: to go to either of them wars. They was like,
Speaker 1: come on, we go on the war. Damn it, come
Speaker 1: on side. I ain't listen, I ain't got a dog
Speaker 1: in this fight. I need us to lose. I'm like,
Speaker 1: if I was a black confederatesauliand be like, where did
Speaker 1: they go? Oh? We just went down to the water hole.
Speaker 1: See what I would have done if they made me
Speaker 1: fight on the Confederate side. I'd ran out there real
Speaker 1: fast and then pretend I'd be like, oh no, they
Speaker 1: shot me and fell down and it just laid there
Speaker 1: for the whole of the fight. You gotta you just
Speaker 1: gotta quit as quickly as you can, right. I think
Speaker 1: about that a lot older time wars, especially the ones
Speaker 1: with swords. I'm like, y'all must have been high. Did
Speaker 1: you'all take breaks? Because I'm like, stab everybody individually. That's
Speaker 1: a lot of work. No time out, no time out
Speaker 1: in war? Yeah, James Verner. He goes to war, and
Speaker 1: when he returned from the Civil War he survived. He
Speaker 1: was delighted to find that that oak barrel that he
Speaker 1: had filled had a new flavor of a concoction that
Speaker 1: he then sold all over the Midwest, which later becomes
Speaker 1: Verner's ginger Ail. And you know he got a shoe
Speaker 1: that's the Verner shoot. Oh, it's based on the ginger
Speaker 1: ale camp based on and it's new balance, so you
Speaker 1: know it's white supremacist year the Confederate. Uh, all right.
Speaker 1: So then there's another example in Night to Know four,
Speaker 1: Yet another pharmacist, a Canadian man named John J. McLaughlin,
Speaker 1: created a paler dryer ginger ale Canadian dry one that
Speaker 1: appealed old to those who were put off by the
Speaker 1: sweetness and pungency of verners. Thus Canada Dry was born.
Speaker 1: So all of these ginger ales were sort of produced
Speaker 1: around the same time, somewhere between eighteen fifty and nineteen
Speaker 1: o four. Now here's where I started asking more important questions,
Speaker 1: when did black people start working with ginger ale, because
Speaker 1: what what's happening there? Like what when did our relationship
Speaker 1: with it sort of kick in? And it says that
Speaker 1: part of the thing that brought black people into ginger
Speaker 1: ales In the late eighteen hundreds, ginger in Jamaica, basically
Speaker 1: ginger extract was advertised as a remedy for cholera fever, headache,
Speaker 1: nervous disability, all kinds of stuff, and then that became popular.
Speaker 1: Ginger ale became popular because of the promise of ginger
Speaker 1: ale ginger being cooked into the drink. Now, was this
Speaker 1: because you know there's that popular Jamaican ginger bere Was
Speaker 1: this like a part of that movement or because like
Speaker 1: the ginger beer in Jamaica is strong, like yeah, it's spicy, spicy, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: I think what it was was like a marketing thing
Speaker 1: that hit Jamaica real hard, where everybody was like, if
Speaker 1: you're feeling sick, funk with ginger. And then subsequently, ginger
Speaker 1: beer and ginger ale took off in the black community
Speaker 1: because it's like, oh, we all have that and it's
Speaker 1: easy access and like you said, it already exists here
Speaker 1: in a way that you know later will become more
Speaker 1: popularized in America. And not like healthcare and not like
Speaker 1: white folks experiment on us, because that's still these black
Speaker 1: folks less likely to go to the doctor because of
Speaker 1: the stigma of doctors, and I mean doctors are still
Speaker 1: really bad to black people, especially black women. Were two
Speaker 1: thirds of the I believe it's a statistic of like, uh,
Speaker 1: what is it called mortality when it comes to having children, right,
Speaker 1: like we're like significantly outnumbering white women who die in
Speaker 1: childbirth because they don't believe we're in pain and stuff. So,
Speaker 1: you know, people like black folks have a really weird
Speaker 1: sorted history with medical professionals because there's so much racism
Speaker 1: in there. It's crazy because you never think you're going
Speaker 1: to the doctor and they're gonna be doing racism to you,
Speaker 1: like when you're thinking about being sick and like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is a healer, but you forget like, oh, white
Speaker 1: out black here, so they also are going to try
Speaker 1: to do some racism. It's like, hey, man, I came
Speaker 1: here for an appendix, not whatever you've got going on
Speaker 1: emotionally and personally with my skin color. I had to
Speaker 1: start telling them like I gonna do doctor. That's the
Speaker 1: first conversation I have with them. I'm like, you know,
Speaker 1: in the past, people of doctors have been very racist
Speaker 1: to me when I've asked for things. So you know,
Speaker 1: if you're de not me treatment, just write it down.
Speaker 1: I have a social media presence. I do like to
Speaker 1: tweet like I'm trying to lay down like pleaseon racism
Speaker 1: to be like doing I guess to the other niggas,
Speaker 1: but you might want leave me alone. You heard it
Speaker 1: here first, ladies and gentlemen. Lazy says, do it to
Speaker 1: them other niggas, just not to me. Racism. I love that.
Speaker 1: I love that. You're not working to abolish racism, you're
Speaker 1: not trying to take it out of the healthcare system.
Speaker 1: Just do it to the mother niggas. Keep me out
Speaker 1: of it. Lacy Mosley has spoken anti racing man, which
Speaker 1: is just very specific to his own. It is completely
Speaker 1: about self and also effective. They won't do it to him,
Speaker 1: and it's working all right. Here's what becomes even more
Speaker 1: fascinating is that ginger ale. After like all these dudes
Speaker 1: invent a bunch of their own ginger ales, ginger ale
Speaker 1: becomes the most popular soda from the close of the
Speaker 1: nineteenth century up until World War Two. That yeah, like
Speaker 1: it becomes like popping. It's everybody's drinking ginger ale. You
Speaker 1: don't go anywhere without somebody asking for a delicious ginger ale.
Speaker 1: And the only reason it stops gaining in popularity around
Speaker 1: World War two is because rees or to start to
Speaker 1: thin because of the war. Right, so people can't necessarily
Speaker 1: afford the ginger drinks that they wanted before. Now here's
Speaker 1: where it becomes complicated, because up until that point, the
Speaker 1: companies were creating a drink that more than likely had
Speaker 1: a lot more ginger in it. And then post World
Speaker 1: War Two, in a more modern America, they start pulling
Speaker 1: that bullshit where they start taking ginger out of the
Speaker 1: drink and just making a soda that people want to
Speaker 1: drink for sugary purposes. And we're the only country that
Speaker 1: is like that for real, for real, Like everyone has
Speaker 1: their artificial products, but America's like, can we make everything fake?
Speaker 1: Who was making fake apples? Can we get fake celery?
Speaker 1: Like it's so weird. I remember I lived in London
Speaker 1: for a little while and I was like, why are
Speaker 1: the eggs not in the refrigerator? They just out when brown?
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, this is like with this okay,
Speaker 1: so y'all and get a y'all and even get a
Speaker 1: chicken beech. Well, y'all give it no right. It turns
Speaker 1: out that chickens don't lay their eggs in refrigerators, so
Speaker 1: they can, in fact stay outside for longer than we
Speaker 1: think they can. We just no, they are not there.
Speaker 1: They just put them in a coup and then ch
Speaker 1: don't get cold. They know they're pregnant. They got a
Speaker 1: real cold, my coochie cold as they are. Huh, I
Speaker 1: must be with child with eggs. And so here's where
Speaker 1: it gets even more fascinating is that even the ginger
Speaker 1: ale companies that are popular today, your urners, your your
Speaker 1: Canada dry, your schwets as you are so fond of,
Speaker 1: don't ever have to actually explain what's inside of their
Speaker 1: drinks or how much ginger is contained in those drinks
Speaker 1: because they don't want to quote unquote give away their formula. Yeah,
Speaker 1: how you gonna be like our formula whatsoever? Listen, we
Speaker 1: I don't think ginger should be a secret ingredient in
Speaker 1: ginger ale. And that's the thing. They say, there is
Speaker 1: ginger in it, but they don't want to say how
Speaker 1: much because they don't want somebody to come in and
Speaker 1: steal their ideas. It's a big scam. That's a huge scam.
Speaker 1: That's like selling water and being like, look, we're not
Speaker 1: gonna tell you how much actual waters in it. Okay, exactly,
Speaker 1: this is some parts water. I ain't gonna tell you
Speaker 1: how many parts this guys, some water up in it.
Speaker 1: Here's where it gets even more devastating is that these
Speaker 1: brands also do not claim that their drinks have any
Speaker 1: medicinal powers, because that would require them to meet certain
Speaker 1: regulations of ginger and ginger ale qualities. Right. They instead
Speaker 1: rely on people to do basically word of mouth advertising
Speaker 1: for them about the medicinal purposes of their drinks. And
Speaker 1: we do a good job of that, and books are
Speaker 1: walking general advertise. And I think that's the big takeaway
Speaker 1: is whether or not these drinks are actually working is
Speaker 1: not particularly clear. But what is clear is that people
Speaker 1: all over the world are happy to do the advertising
Speaker 1: for these companies even when they can't actually prove that
Speaker 1: this ship is true. And I love it. I mean, listen,
Speaker 1: I'll advertise whatever, Snickers, ginger ale, white supremacists, crackers, anything
Speaker 1: you need, I will put my name on it. Just
Speaker 1: don't use your racism on me. That's the Lacey Moseley way.
Speaker 1: I love it. Wow, way to quote me, but for real, Like,
Speaker 1: I remember when George Foreman started making grills and it
Speaker 1: was like, what this thing though about grilling the own
Speaker 1: leather sandals? I don't know, but we was buying that
Speaker 1: grill so I want my name to be all just
Speaker 1: random ship dolls, contact lenses, just stuff where they're like,
Speaker 1: what and how did she get her name on contact lenses?
Speaker 1: This is not good for people to be able to
Speaker 1: see stuff. It's just in the corner and on. It's
Speaker 1: just those little floaty things that just says lay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's funny you bring up the George Forman grill because,
Speaker 1: in fact, I listened to our interview with Whole Cogan,
Speaker 1: once known racist Whole Cogan, uh clear Water, Florida, you
Speaker 1: get it. Whole Cogan did an interview where he talked
Speaker 1: about the fact that the George Foreman grill was in
Speaker 1: fact supposed to be the Whole Cogan grill. They company
Speaker 1: came to him and basically said, we've got grills, We've
Speaker 1: got like blenders, we've got like all these things. What
Speaker 1: you're trying to funk with, Hulk, And he didn't answer
Speaker 1: the phone, And then when he finally called them back,
Speaker 1: they had already given the grill to George Foreman, and
Speaker 1: hold Cogan instead had to get like some bullshit spatula
Speaker 1: and it didn't sell well. But George Foreman is now
Speaker 1: a billionaire because of a grill. He just put his
Speaker 1: name on and bro it was black post especially like
Speaker 1: I feel like we did the advertisement for the George Foreman.
Speaker 1: Every black we at too, my dad when I got
Speaker 1: the little one and the big one, lean green grilling machine,
Speaker 1: and that new George woman you got from coming on
Speaker 1: Wenna when George wan Like, we did so much work
Speaker 1: for that for nothing, for absolutely free, and we helped
Speaker 1: that brain damage man go on to become a very
Speaker 1: successful businessman despite shout out to him and yeah whole
Speaker 1: Hogan Blenders or whatever the fun See, that's what you
Speaker 1: get for being Racistan. We love you, George Farman. And
Speaker 1: if there's anything else you want to put your name on,
Speaker 1: the black community will sell it for you. We will,
Speaker 1: Like you don't even have to do the advertisement table
Speaker 1: ceiling fans like, let us know George coming this fall,
Speaker 1: George farming waste trainers. We are going to help these
Speaker 1: become the most popular waste trainers on all of the Internet.
Speaker 1: I'm so excited to see them. Yes, all you need
Speaker 1: is a couple of those fashion over girls. That My
Speaker 1: running joke on Twitter or Instagram two is that I
Speaker 1: want to just get enough followers to where I can
Speaker 1: be a tea influencer right now. I've just been striking out,
Speaker 1: lipped in on boxes and putting fit, but I want
Speaker 1: to sell diary and tea and be like, yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't work out at all. It's literally just the tea.
Speaker 1: I don't work out five days a week. It's the
Speaker 1: tea ship for hours and hours a day. But the
Speaker 1: tea I don't have to do anything. Have you never
Speaker 1: felt like your intestines were just like a wide open freeway.
Speaker 1: Are your intestines not thriving, but somehow your booty and
Speaker 1: titties are. You got to drink this tea. That's the key.
Speaker 1: I love it all right, We're gonna take one more
Speaker 1: break and we'll be back with more Lazy Mosely and more.
Speaker 1: My mama told me we are back. You go, yeah,
Speaker 1: We're back here with more Lacey Mosley more. And my
Speaker 1: mama told me we're still talking about them flat tummy
Speaker 1: tease and the difference between between a regular flat tummy
Speaker 1: T and a lift and flat tummy T, which is
Speaker 1: just what Lacey uses, but when she crosses out the
Speaker 1: lifting tidle so that she can sell it diarrhea to
Speaker 1: the girls on the internet. Yes, the girls need diarrhea.
Speaker 1: Have you ever fallen for it? Has there ever been
Speaker 1: one of those things where like you you got trapped
Speaker 1: in in whatever they were offering you. No, almost what
Speaker 1: I did own a waste trainer. I will say that
Speaker 1: I used to wear a waste trainer too. When I
Speaker 1: waited tables. I would wear a waist trainer the whole shift.
Speaker 1: It actually would help with my back, but yeah, I
Speaker 1: would be like, sucked the funk in. Uh, you know,
Speaker 1: just organs just in there, just organ pushing together in
Speaker 1: a way that they're not supposed to say, you know.
Speaker 1: But no. I remember I actually went to the store
Speaker 1: and I found fit Tea in a Walgreens once, and
Speaker 1: I love to like Instagram stores. I was like, y'all
Speaker 1: should I buy this? And everyone's like no, it's just
Speaker 1: gonna make you ship for days. I was like, that's
Speaker 1: not fun. You're not telling me what them abs don't
Speaker 1: look like? Though, don't Yeah, are the abs gonna be cute?
Speaker 1: Because when I had the flu, like I was snatched,
Speaker 1: I was like, damn, like I should just really get
Speaker 1: the flu more. Maybe that's why flucys and is popping.
Speaker 1: Everybody's like, no, we just like to get it people
Speaker 1: to work there, Like I'm trying to get the flu too,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to look good. But also like I don't
Speaker 1: like to talk too much about like the weight loss
Speaker 1: stuff because all of it is a scam and all
Speaker 1: of it's super fat phobic, And I'm like, whatever body
Speaker 1: you like and what you want your body to look like,
Speaker 1: go the fuck off now if you would like to ship.
Speaker 1: Also while doing that by my fittee, and I think
Speaker 1: and I think if they were being more responsible, they
Speaker 1: would say exactly that, like, look, your body, your choice.
Speaker 1: You should feel comfortable the way that you are. There's
Speaker 1: no reason for you to doubt even for a second
Speaker 1: that the way that you're built there's something wrong with
Speaker 1: it that you need to fix it. But if you're
Speaker 1: trying to spend that money and ship yourself, I got you.
Speaker 1: I got you. If you would like to make this
Speaker 1: poor choice of uh like straight up vacuuming out your intestines,
Speaker 1: let me know we got it for you. Six. Yeah.
Speaker 1: That's the failure of capitalism is that it it just
Speaker 1: doesn't tell you all the parts. It's not that we
Speaker 1: don't have the right to sell these things. I think
Speaker 1: you should have the right to sell those things. You
Speaker 1: should just be a little more transparent about what the
Speaker 1: repercussions and or experiences that are going to come out
Speaker 1: of it. And that's what's so bad about television is
Speaker 1: like we've cultivated this atmosphere. Like I used to think
Speaker 1: that blonde hair was like a very common type of hair,
Speaker 1: but it's actually extremely uncommon. It's just like you see
Speaker 1: a lot of blonde white women on television, so you
Speaker 1: think that there are more than what there are. That's
Speaker 1: the same thing with like skinny as women on TV.
Speaker 1: It's like our country is considered overweight in some way.
Speaker 1: It's like, can't we just start throwing them up on
Speaker 1: TV and acting like it's normal, because that's what's happening.
Speaker 1: Whenever I see people fat shaming on the internet. I
Speaker 1: was cooking on their profiles and I'm like, come on, dog,
Speaker 1: you yucky? What you knowing? It's ok to fad, but like,
Speaker 1: why are you mad at everybody else? For me that
Speaker 1: Lizzo's comments all the time to prepare myself for people
Speaker 1: being mean to me, I was about to say, Lizzo,
Speaker 1: the way people talk to Lizzo, I I got sad
Speaker 1: in a way that I can't even go back and
Speaker 1: check on her. It's just like that's I try to
Speaker 1: go and put some positivity and I put my legs
Speaker 1: or whatever. But I always think about that because I'm like,
Speaker 1: the more I work, the more people find me on
Speaker 1: the internet. I'm like, they like me now, but they're
Speaker 1: going to start being meaning to me soon. So I
Speaker 1: read other people's comments to get up for the meaning. Well,
Speaker 1: that's what's crazy. It's like she was thriving. She was
Speaker 1: doing great for like a two year period where every
Speaker 1: everything she did we celebrated it. We told her how
Speaker 1: beautiful fool she was. She was groundbreaking. Look at you, twerking.
Speaker 1: It jiggles more than the twerks were used to, but
Speaker 1: we love it. Like everything was positive, and then as
Speaker 1: soon as she did something that exceeded people's expectations for her,
Speaker 1: they immediately like turned her into like some sort of
Speaker 1: monster when it's none of that. It's just a nice
Speaker 1: lady being silly on the internet and making you know,
Speaker 1: good music. That's what they do when you rise to fame.
Speaker 1: Remember Tiffany hat Ish, Like, I love her. I think
Speaker 1: she's so nice. Um, I've only interacted with her a
Speaker 1: few times, and she was so sweet and like when
Speaker 1: she was rising up, they were like yeah, And as
Speaker 1: soon as she got real popping, everybody's like, we hate
Speaker 1: you now. And I'm like, this keeps happening, especially with
Speaker 1: black women. Y'all gotter lift these queens up or just
Speaker 1: let them let them live. You ain't, I don't know,
Speaker 1: Like I I'm in a space where it's like, if
Speaker 1: at any point this is distasteful to you to the
Speaker 1: point that you want to say, just let it live.
Speaker 1: It ain't bugging nobody in your group chat. I have
Speaker 1: snarky comments about celebrities sometimes, and you know what I do.
Speaker 1: I send it to my cup chat. Yeah, like tag
Speaker 1: the person and be like, I think you have a
Speaker 1: lazy you know, I tell I tell the six people
Speaker 1: I care about most that they have a lazy eye,
Speaker 1: and then we talk about it for hours. And I
Speaker 1: pray that that group chat never becomes public because it'll
Speaker 1: ruin my career and everyone else is around me, but
Speaker 1: for now they're the only people that know. That's why
Speaker 1: I start sending voice messages, the ones where you can't
Speaker 1: keep it, Oh, come on with the time. Also scam
Speaker 1: tips you can delete Instagram messages that you send to people,
Speaker 1: send a message and then stealing back like a little
Speaker 1: invisible inc I love that. That's great. Okay, let's play
Speaker 1: a game. I want to play a game with you.
Speaker 1: And this is a very fun game that I like
Speaker 1: to call. Okay, this is homemade on oh been that
Speaker 1: bad way up in the way that this game works
Speaker 1: is I'm going to introduce to you a fact, a
Speaker 1: standard true fact out in the world, and what I
Speaker 1: would like for you to do is to hotep the
Speaker 1: ship out of it, bringing all the conspiratorial crazy that
Speaker 1: you think you need to make this fact feel less
Speaker 1: like a fact and more like something that is destructive
Speaker 1: to the black community or the people around it. Okay,
Speaker 1: got it? Great, So you're fact today. The US government
Speaker 1: starting in ten stopped keeping every tweet but instead just
Speaker 1: now he basically saves a very selective amount or certain
Speaker 1: selective group of tweets. But between two thousand six in ten,
Speaker 1: the US government saved every single public tweet, every single one.
Speaker 1: It's like kept in a database somewhere from two thousand
Speaker 1: six to why do you think that is? Hotep that
Speaker 1: ship for me? Make it as homemade hotel as you wish.
Speaker 1: So wow, first of all, first and foremost given all honor,
Speaker 1: two guys after kings and queens. In two thousand and six,
Speaker 1: I want to talk to you about a man. I
Speaker 1: want to talk to you about a man whose name
Speaker 1: is Barack Hussein Obama. And in two thousand six, this
Speaker 1: is where he really started getting percolate. This is when
Speaker 1: he started percolating. Everybody was like, okay, he was an alderman.
Speaker 1: Now he a senator. And look at this black man
Speaker 1: rise like a shooting stark, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: People started whispering. They're like president, you know, and Twitter,
Speaker 1: Twitter knew this, and they saw they saw this thing
Speaker 1: coming right two thousand six, right, right, right? Why do
Speaker 1: you think that? Okay, so we're talking two thousands six,
Speaker 1: President will run two thousand seven, right, Okay, so we're
Speaker 1: talking Obama. Wait right, Obama's president. Right, everything's black. You
Speaker 1: know they're worried about nick revolt. You know, all things
Speaker 1: gonna get excited is their black leader are gonna come
Speaker 1: and you know it's gonna be too solid of a
Speaker 1: tour all over again. It's gonna be the Haitian Revolution.
Speaker 1: You know what they thought, like maybe nig's gonna get
Speaker 1: too spicy, so let's just keep all of their tweets, right,
Speaker 1: And that's why in seventeen, which is a year after
Speaker 1: Seen which right, that's when they stopped saving all the
Speaker 1: tweets cause I was like, we don't even need this.
Speaker 1: You don't gotta need growing office anymore. So now we're
Speaker 1: just gonna save like black Twitter issue. It's like, but y'all,
Speaker 1: black Twitter, we started getting a little too organized on Twitter. Now. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's jokes like navy and jokes, you know, on anybody
Speaker 1: and anybody's circumstance, even when we thought was gonna have
Speaker 1: World War three jokes. But but now the government knows
Speaker 1: about black Twitter where we are like, but think about
Speaker 1: think about the last time you saw Wendy tweet. Why
Speaker 1: Wendy tweets so black Windy have a mix tape? It's
Speaker 1: all connected. Why does Wendy's have a mixtape? Because black
Speaker 1: people like mixtape and whether they sell them out of
Speaker 1: the trunk of their car. The government is trying to
Speaker 1: get inside Joe vehicle. Who hear you? Where they want
Speaker 1: you to go? Oh? Oh there it is there there,
Speaker 1: it is ladies and gentlemen. That's mother complete, Oh man,
Speaker 1: that you you brought up a lot of powerful ship here.
Speaker 1: You're saying that there's a real possibility that they started
Speaker 1: tracking every single tweet as a way of containing this
Speaker 1: nigger revolution that was building in relation or potentially building
Speaker 1: in relation to Barack Obama. And then as soon as
Speaker 1: he was out of office, they no longer needed to
Speaker 1: collect all of those tweets because they had all the
Speaker 1: information and documentation that they needed. And for some reason,
Speaker 1: Wendy's is connected to all of that you did. You
Speaker 1: did all the things that a hotep is meant to do.
Speaker 1: Why are the patties square? Uh? Now? There it is
Speaker 1: because in a box, the key to being a good
Speaker 1: hotep is and like you said, thank God, and then
Speaker 1: and then really connected to a bunch of things that
Speaker 1: are nonsensical while making a few really good points perfect.
Speaker 1: Why is when they slogan fresh and never frozen, what
Speaker 1: a black people like to be fresh? Fresh? Why pontificate
Speaker 1: on that? Kings and Queens, listen, I'm thinking about it,
Speaker 1: and I know my listeners at home are also thinking
Speaker 1: about it, probably in different ways than we anticipated, but
Speaker 1: they're thinking about it. A lot of tr Dictionary of
Speaker 1: vocabulary and stop putting two and three together. Exactly. Well, Lazy,
Speaker 1: I think we did it. You nailed it. You nailed
Speaker 1: being on the podcast. What a great guest. Could you
Speaker 1: tell all the people where they can find you, what
Speaker 1: cool ship you have going on? Yes, Kings and Queens,
Speaker 1: don't break characters, stay in it. Don't let me ruin it.
Speaker 1: Go ahead, Kings and Queens. The opressional Hebrew is realed.
Speaker 1: Y'all can find me at D D A l A
Speaker 1: c I Diva Lacey on all platforms, and if you'd
Speaker 1: like to listen to my podcast, which is about robbery
Speaker 1: and comedy, that's that scam got a spot on all platforms.
Speaker 1: M Lazy mostly so funny. I'll also feel free to
Speaker 1: follow me on all the platforms. I'm not gonna do
Speaker 1: it in character. This is my personality all the time.
Speaker 1: And also, please, I would love for you to send
Speaker 1: me drops or potential conspiracy theories that you believe, and specifically,
Speaker 1: if you want to send voice memos, there's a possibility
Speaker 1: that we would unpack them on episodes in the future,
Speaker 1: so please send all those to uh my Mama pot
Speaker 1: at gmail dot com and otherwise, get the funk out
Speaker 1: of here by owasly money. Rcually do many turnkey stuff.
Speaker 1: I can't tell me nothing, my lo