WEBVTT - The Holy Ale (with Laci Mosley) RE-RELEASE 0:00:04.160 --> 0:00:07.560 Ain't nobody liking the new balances of Kauahi Leonard and 0:00:07.720 --> 0:00:10.160 white supremacist. That's it. You don't want a pair of 0:00:10.160 --> 0:00:17.599 slavery ones. You don't want some air racist. I love 0:00:17.680 --> 0:00:29.800 that the David Duke threes my chips in your bas 0:00:32.840 --> 0:00:48.280 racist ohle school lays money stuff you can't tell me. Yeah, yeah, 0:00:48.320 --> 0:00:51.560 there it is there, it is, ladies and gentlemen, that 0:00:51.800 --> 0:00:56.480 is right. Welcome to another spectacular episode of My Mama 0:00:56.560 --> 0:01:00.320 Told Me, the podcast where we died Deep Deep. We 0:01:00.440 --> 0:01:04.200 spelunk into the pockets of black conspiracy theories, and we 0:01:04.360 --> 0:01:07.959 finally work to prove that cardi B is in fact 0:01:08.000 --> 0:01:12.679 short for cardio vascular bronchitis. 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I don't want to sit 0:01:46.280 --> 0:01:51.040 here and and talk bullshit to you aimlessly. I'm alone 0:01:51.280 --> 0:01:53.760 if there's no guest here and my guests, Oh, she's 0:01:53.760 --> 0:01:56.400 gonna make me feel not alone anymore. She's gonna make 0:01:56.440 --> 0:01:59.760 all that loneliness leave my heart. She's hilarious, you know 0:02:00.160 --> 0:02:02.960 from her amazing podcast that comes out every Tuesday called 0:02:03.040 --> 0:02:06.800 Scam Guys So fun. Give it up my guest, Miss 0:02:06.920 --> 0:02:13.440 Lacey Mosley. You know this ain't got no applauses in 0:02:13.520 --> 0:02:15.800 a long time because we in COVID I can't do 0:02:15.880 --> 0:02:20.200 live shot. Well, now a bitch got some applauses. Congratulations, 0:02:20.680 --> 0:02:26.960 Thank you. I'm about your podcast is wonderful. The pleasure 0:02:27.000 --> 0:02:30.120 of doing it. Very recently, we talked a lot of 0:02:30.120 --> 0:02:32.640 ship about chaos in the world, and I'm so happy 0:02:32.680 --> 0:02:34.679 you get to bring your chaos to my side of 0:02:34.760 --> 0:02:37.240 the excited to have my cats here. I will warn 0:02:37.280 --> 0:02:39.320 you Linkston when your episode comes out. I had to 0:02:39.400 --> 0:02:45.480 bleep a lot of stuff. Oh really is it? Because 0:02:45.520 --> 0:02:48.440 I was pushing the buttons. What happened? What did I 0:02:48.520 --> 0:02:50.600 do that that took us over the edge. It's not 0:02:50.680 --> 0:02:52.880 even your fault. It's my petty ass fault. When I 0:02:52.880 --> 0:02:55.840 started naming the tags of people that I was mad 0:02:55.880 --> 0:02:59.639 at you, so I had to bleep out their tags 0:02:59.680 --> 0:03:01.639 and then started naming them. And so we say it 0:03:01.720 --> 0:03:05.720 a lot. It's very funny. I think anytime somebody antagonized 0:03:05.760 --> 0:03:07.960 as a person, I grew up as I don't know 0:03:08.000 --> 0:03:09.760 how you were as a child, but I grew up 0:03:09.800 --> 0:03:13.280 as an instigator. I was very much a person who 0:03:13.360 --> 0:03:15.400 I didn't want to fight anybody, but I was very 0:03:15.440 --> 0:03:17.240 happy to see a fight break out and be like, 0:03:17.560 --> 0:03:20.240 I can't believe he said that to you. What are 0:03:20.240 --> 0:03:22.840 we gonna do about this? And just see how that 0:03:22.880 --> 0:03:25.560 all played. You were in the instigator choir, so when 0:03:25.560 --> 0:03:33.680 somebody says some fire, you were like, oh, And the 0:03:33.760 --> 0:03:37.560 key is to say it enough that they can hear you, 0:03:37.640 --> 0:03:41.200 but not loud enough that the other person who otherwise 0:03:41.320 --> 0:03:43.600 might turn against you can hear it. You know what 0:03:43.640 --> 0:03:45.720 I mean. It's a very it's a very specific art 0:03:45.760 --> 0:03:48.440 form that I think I mastered as a young person. 0:03:48.480 --> 0:03:50.000 I like that about you. I'll tell you the art 0:03:50.000 --> 0:03:52.839 from that, I'm mastered. I was never an instigator, but 0:03:53.160 --> 0:03:56.160 if you really like got me mad, then like I 0:03:56.200 --> 0:04:00.280 would pretend like I could fight, okay, and the time 0:04:00.320 --> 0:04:05.800 I took it too far, I'm gonna say this, I'll 0:04:05.840 --> 0:04:09.920 say this fun Okay. So let's be clear. I'm not 0:04:09.960 --> 0:04:12.200 gonna bleep it. I'm gonna leave this ship in the here. 0:04:12.240 --> 0:04:17.080 So if you name names, no names. So in college, 0:04:17.279 --> 0:04:20.280 I accidentally stole his girl boyfriend. It was an accident. 0:04:21.560 --> 0:04:24.440 It was all accident. I'm not that type I swear, 0:04:24.880 --> 0:04:27.160 but it had happened, and so I felt bad. So 0:04:27.200 --> 0:04:29.280 she was like, this is when Twitter, Like I had 0:04:29.320 --> 0:04:31.520 just gotten on Twitter. So back then you had like 0:04:31.600 --> 0:04:34.640 kind of like you followed people that you knew. Mostly 0:04:35.520 --> 0:04:37.839 it was a friends and family app for a while, 0:04:37.960 --> 0:04:40.240 and then it branched out to people who were funny 0:04:40.320 --> 0:04:44.520 or smart or problematic, all those things. This is the 0:04:44.600 --> 0:04:48.960 Kevin Hard dollhouse face Twitter give you give you all 0:04:48.960 --> 0:04:52.000 a real landmark for when this was that is sorry 0:04:52.000 --> 0:04:54.400 to cut you off, but that is a fascinating moment 0:04:54.440 --> 0:04:56.919 to think that Kevin Hart was tweeting that just for 0:04:57.040 --> 0:05:00.520 his friends and family, where he's like Mark over my gay, 0:05:00.520 --> 0:05:02.440 I'm gonna beat it over the here with the dolls, 0:05:02.480 --> 0:05:05.840 and his mom was like her dad was like hell, yeah, right, 0:05:05.880 --> 0:05:08.320 that's what it was family reunion Twitter when you said 0:05:08.360 --> 0:05:10.760 that ship and you only thought your family saw. And 0:05:11.240 --> 0:05:13.240 so she was tweeting about me the whole time, like 0:05:13.240 --> 0:05:15.360 oh such a bit, and she's a horn and all 0:05:15.400 --> 0:05:17.400 this stuff. And I was just letting her make it 0:05:17.440 --> 0:05:19.600 because I was like, you know, this situation was foul. 0:05:19.720 --> 0:05:22.040 I gotta take my lashes, like I'm gonna just put 0:05:22.120 --> 0:05:24.719 my head down for this. Right then she told my 0:05:24.760 --> 0:05:27.520 homeboy that she didn't plan on stop it. And at 0:05:27.560 --> 0:05:29.800 this point she had started making up somebody we gave 0:05:29.920 --> 0:05:33.039 I gave her cancer. It was just crazy anyway, Yeah, 0:05:33.240 --> 0:05:39.000 like Michael Douglas stun like that somehow your vagina had 0:05:39.040 --> 0:05:41.920 giving her cancer? How did that work? I don't even know. 0:05:42.320 --> 0:05:44.279 And I was like it was she was just crazy. 0:05:44.560 --> 0:05:46.200 So it got to a point where I was like, Okay, 0:05:46.200 --> 0:05:47.960 this can't go on any longer, Like I was gonna 0:05:48.000 --> 0:05:50.800 let her rock, but she talked about all years like this, 0:05:51.040 --> 0:05:55.200 Oh not no, not. So I found her address because 0:05:55.200 --> 0:05:57.039 it's college, like you just asking where I like, we're 0:05:57.040 --> 0:06:00.400 song on sta Oh you pulled up, pulled up, And 0:06:00.520 --> 0:06:02.720 I have the worst kind of friends because they're like you, 0:06:02.800 --> 0:06:05.920 they're the instigator. So I was like, no, I can't, 0:06:05.960 --> 0:06:08.479 I can't let this fly tell me my workout clothes 0:06:08.600 --> 0:06:10.600 and why want my home girls. She was like, oh, 0:06:10.640 --> 0:06:12.640 you should put some vasoline on your face so to 0:06:12.720 --> 0:06:19.320 punch your flood. I love that. I love that she's 0:06:19.440 --> 0:06:23.000 encouraging you with with ship that we saw in nineties videos. 0:06:23.160 --> 0:06:25.040 So she's just like, all right, you got to use 0:06:25.080 --> 0:06:27.360 the vasoline and make sure you take your earrings off 0:06:27.400 --> 0:06:29.960 in front of her so she knows you come on 0:06:30.160 --> 0:06:33.160 until right before you you feel like it's gonna late. 0:06:33.640 --> 0:06:36.000 So I went to this girl's house and waited, and 0:06:36.040 --> 0:06:38.800 so she came home with vasiline on my face and 0:06:38.839 --> 0:06:41.640 work out clothes and cuts her out and I told her. 0:06:41.680 --> 0:06:43.599 I was like, if you ever do this again, I 0:06:43.640 --> 0:06:46.000 will pop out the bushes on your ass like I was. 0:06:46.320 --> 0:06:50.000 I never got in a fight in my life. I 0:06:50.080 --> 0:06:54.080 was like, I will prove to this girl that I'm scary. Yeah, yeah, 0:06:54.400 --> 0:06:56.039 you know how I know you had never got enough 0:06:56.080 --> 0:06:59.239 fight because you put the vasoline on and then didn't fight. 0:06:59.480 --> 0:07:03.920 That's not how that works. The girls that actually use vasiline, 0:07:04.040 --> 0:07:06.400 they did it for you. Don't grease up your face 0:07:06.440 --> 0:07:10.480 to not do nothing like finish the job, Lacey, what 0:07:10.520 --> 0:07:13.200 are we doing? I don't want to do violence to 0:07:13.280 --> 0:07:15.640 people and ithing to do it to me. Okay, I 0:07:15.760 --> 0:07:17.600 look at one face. I'm trying to sell this this 0:07:17.720 --> 0:07:20.720 space as long as I can't sure. You're doing great. 0:07:20.840 --> 0:07:23.280 What a great way to start this podcast. I have 0:07:23.400 --> 0:07:26.000 to be honest, I'm really excited to get into your 0:07:26.000 --> 0:07:30.240 conspiracy theory. You had a wonderful conspiracy theory that I 0:07:30.280 --> 0:07:34.160 think is it's probably true for almost every race. I 0:07:34.480 --> 0:07:37.040 think this is one of the first conspiracy theories we've 0:07:37.040 --> 0:07:40.760 had where like it feels like it touches every community, 0:07:41.200 --> 0:07:44.880 every race, everybody sort of believes some version of this thing. 0:07:45.040 --> 0:07:47.760 We are. It's the we are the world of conspiracy 0:07:47.840 --> 0:07:52.800 theory options. And you said, my mama told me ginger 0:07:52.800 --> 0:08:04.040 ale and crackers can care anything. And also prescription down. Okay, 0:08:04.840 --> 0:08:08.000 a prescribed laid down, A regular laydown ain't gonna do 0:08:08.040 --> 0:08:10.520 ship for you. You're gonna have somebody to tell you 0:08:10.600 --> 0:08:12.880 to go lay down and see what you need is 0:08:12.920 --> 0:08:16.200 to lay down. And you're gonna be watching Victor Newman 0:08:16.280 --> 0:08:20.800 on Young and Restless and suddenly you're healed. Sure, all 0:08:20.800 --> 0:08:23.520 that disease just lifts off of your body and you're 0:08:23.640 --> 0:08:26.320 free to go about your day. And this actually started 0:08:26.360 --> 0:08:29.320 with my grandmother. I used to spend summers with my grandmother, 0:08:29.760 --> 0:08:32.520 which mom having a she was in college so she 0:08:32.600 --> 0:08:34.760 setished up her degree doing whatever. And when I think 0:08:34.800 --> 0:08:37.200 about it, I'm like, every summer I spent with my grandparents, 0:08:37.240 --> 0:08:39.600 I'm like, my mom was probably out here whiling because 0:08:39.640 --> 0:08:42.520 she was very young. I'm like, that's at the club. 0:08:43.120 --> 0:08:46.120 She was like stood studying and ship. But my mom 0:08:46.240 --> 0:08:49.040 had me at twenty. I don't think my mom was wild, 0:08:49.080 --> 0:08:50.480 and I think my mom is a little more of 0:08:50.520 --> 0:08:54.199 like a homebody, conservative person. But I do distinctly remember 0:08:54.200 --> 0:08:56.600 my mother like taking me to class with her and 0:08:56.679 --> 0:08:59.720 like me sitting in the back of classrooms while she's 0:09:00.040 --> 0:09:03.480 learning and like not really processing that, Like, oh, this 0:09:03.600 --> 0:09:06.480 was a kid figuring out how to be a full 0:09:06.640 --> 0:09:09.760 person in front of their kid, You know what I mean. Right, 0:09:10.240 --> 0:09:12.960 That's exactly because when I turned twenty one, it stopped 0:09:12.960 --> 0:09:15.080 seeming like an older age to me. I was like, oh, 0:09:15.160 --> 0:09:17.120 I don't know shut I'm me young, Like I was like, damn, 0:09:17.240 --> 0:09:20.520 shout out to my mom for not killing me, like like, 0:09:20.880 --> 0:09:23.000 I mean, she did way more than that. I was fantastic, 0:09:23.000 --> 0:09:24.240 But I was like, I don't know if I would 0:09:24.240 --> 0:09:27.280 have made a past like keep the baby alive. Yeah, 0:09:27.320 --> 0:09:29.840 I got real drown a baby in a bathtub energy 0:09:29.840 --> 0:09:33.840 at one, I gotta I gotta praise be to a 0:09:33.920 --> 0:09:36.600 lady who was able to do not that. I at 0:09:36.679 --> 0:09:38.800 least got put some pillows around the baby and it 0:09:38.920 --> 0:09:43.679 went to the store real quick. Get you a little forward. 0:09:43.800 --> 0:09:50.800 You good? Right? Wait, So your grandmother subsequently spent a 0:09:50.800 --> 0:09:53.520 lot of time with you, is what I'm gathering, and 0:09:53.800 --> 0:09:57.600 in that she tells you about all these remedies. Yeah, 0:09:57.679 --> 0:10:00.240 in my formative years. And it's funny because my I'm 0:10:00.240 --> 0:10:02.840 a kind of indoctrinating me until like a death call. 0:10:03.280 --> 0:10:05.400 I know that sounds crazy, but it's not crazy. It 0:10:05.440 --> 0:10:08.640 sounds it's just like my grandma's energy was always like 0:10:08.800 --> 0:10:12.400 I'm gonna die soon, which is a lot when you're 0:10:12.400 --> 0:10:15.720 a child, but it was always like, oh, well, you know, 0:10:15.760 --> 0:10:18.760 we're living in our last day. Every day it was 0:10:18.800 --> 0:10:23.960 our last days. That's that's a lot for a kid 0:10:24.000 --> 0:10:27.000 to be able to process. Every day was our last day. 0:10:27.679 --> 0:10:29.400 And she was always like, oh, well, you know you 0:10:29.440 --> 0:10:31.120 can sing, so you know I want you to sing 0:10:31.120 --> 0:10:33.680 in my funeral. And it's like Grandma, like it's Tuesday, 0:10:33.679 --> 0:10:37.400 it's two pm, Like why are we talking about this? Yeah? Okay, Wait. 0:10:37.480 --> 0:10:40.560 So when she's talking about all this like mortality, is 0:10:40.600 --> 0:10:43.320 she's saying that for all of us or she's saying 0:10:43.360 --> 0:10:46.200 that specifically for her, Like is she like it's my 0:10:46.280 --> 0:10:49.200 last days or is it all of our last days? 0:10:49.440 --> 0:10:52.000 And uh, you might live a little longer than me, 0:10:52.120 --> 0:10:54.720 but we all go on. It vary, like when she 0:10:54.720 --> 0:10:57.000 talked about her funeral, obviously she was talking about herself, 0:10:57.040 --> 0:10:59.040 but then she would also always be like we living 0:10:59.080 --> 0:11:01.400 in our so we included me. So I was like, 0:11:01.440 --> 0:11:07.600 we got just got here the front. I haven't even 0:11:07.640 --> 0:11:12.920 tasted Cavosier yet. What am I dying for? Already got 0:11:13.280 --> 0:11:16.400 Cavossier before I die. I gotta pass it. Pass the 0:11:16.440 --> 0:11:22.439 Cavosier to me. It's my dying wish. No um, so 0:11:22.720 --> 0:11:25.440 she like, I remember once I have asthma, but it's 0:11:25.480 --> 0:11:30.640 like seasonal and it's triggered by allergens, so specifically cedar trees. 0:11:30.720 --> 0:11:32.720 If I come in contact with like that certain type 0:11:32.720 --> 0:11:35.160 of tree, it will trigger my asthma. And it recently 0:11:35.160 --> 0:11:36.800 happened to me last time I was on a set, 0:11:37.000 --> 0:11:39.920 I had to go to the hospital. So when I 0:11:39.960 --> 0:11:42.800 was a kid, I had this really long asthma tech 0:11:43.440 --> 0:11:46.320 and like my lungs were super tight for like days, 0:11:46.840 --> 0:11:50.800 and my grandma gave me prescription lay down, and they 0:11:50.800 --> 0:11:52.960 gave me ginger and they gave me crackers and I 0:11:52.960 --> 0:11:55.720 had an asthma tach for three days before I finally 0:11:55.720 --> 0:11:57.720 went to the hospital and they had to like inject 0:11:57.760 --> 0:11:59.880 me with an epipin to get my lungs to open. 0:12:01.640 --> 0:12:05.240 So none of the prescriptions seemed to work until I 0:12:05.280 --> 0:12:07.800 don't know, maybe they did, you know, maybe they kept 0:12:07.800 --> 0:12:11.280 me alive and then I made it to the hospital 0:12:11.480 --> 0:12:14.120 by so, by your suggestion, it wasn't so much of 0:12:14.200 --> 0:12:17.559 a permanent solution as it was something that sustained you 0:12:17.600 --> 0:12:20.599 long enough to then be stabbed with an EpiPen. And 0:12:20.960 --> 0:12:24.200 and that's how I think of it, because I believe 0:12:24.240 --> 0:12:30.800 in prescription. Ginger Ale personally is swepts for me. Okay, 0:12:31.120 --> 0:12:33.400 let's talk about where you're from, because I do think 0:12:33.440 --> 0:12:37.280 ginger Ale ultimately is a regional thing. I think at 0:12:37.280 --> 0:12:40.200 the end of the day, what you're most passionate about tents, 0:12:40.240 --> 0:12:44.400 as far as ginger Ale is concerned, comes from location 0:12:44.720 --> 0:12:47.360 and where are Where are you from? I'm from Texas, 0:12:47.480 --> 0:12:50.920 so we did have Canada dry as well, and I'll 0:12:50.960 --> 0:12:53.520 get I'll get to Canada. But everybody knows that swepts 0:12:53.559 --> 0:12:55.800 just gets you through, like nothing just gets you throw 0:12:55.880 --> 0:13:00.559 wrong like schwepts just clear as every thing out. I'm 0:13:00.559 --> 0:13:03.199 gonna be honest, I don't like the way you say swepts. 0:13:03.320 --> 0:13:06.520 It It has an erotic tone to it that that 0:13:06.720 --> 0:13:10.400 my listeners are gonna find distasteful. This is a family podcast, 0:13:10.800 --> 0:13:13.400 and I don't want any of my the children at home, 0:13:14.440 --> 0:13:16.800 the children at home, I hope children aren't listening to you. 0:13:16.920 --> 0:13:21.280 Legs them little niggas. Don't like the way you're saying schwebts. 0:13:21.640 --> 0:13:25.640 I know that I personally am a Canada dryman myself. 0:13:25.960 --> 0:13:28.160 If I have to go back to ginger Ale, I've get. 0:13:28.200 --> 0:13:30.800 I've said it's giving it up just because it's it's 0:13:30.840 --> 0:13:34.679 pure sugar. It's just nothing but syrup with like the 0:13:34.720 --> 0:13:37.400 promise of remedy. I guess on the other end, But 0:13:37.520 --> 0:13:41.160 I definitely Swepts would be my second of the of 0:13:41.240 --> 0:13:46.800 the options there. It might be there might be something, 0:13:47.080 --> 0:13:49.920 you know where I don't buy into ginger ale is uh, 0:13:50.000 --> 0:13:54.920 what is it? Werners that it's a note for me dog. Yeah, 0:13:55.800 --> 0:13:59.360 that one's see verse is okay, but you know where 0:13:59.400 --> 0:14:04.760 I'm at out in my life. Fever Tree, whoa, I've 0:14:04.760 --> 0:14:07.600 never even heard of that. You ain't have fever Tree. Okay, 0:14:07.640 --> 0:14:10.400 So that's really like this honestly, Like I feel like 0:14:10.440 --> 0:14:16.120 Swepps was like over the counter, okay, fever Tree is 0:14:16.280 --> 0:14:19.680 under the counter ginger because when you get that joint, 0:14:19.840 --> 0:14:22.160 first of all, it's clear. That's how you know it's real. 0:14:22.880 --> 0:14:28.160 And at the bottom it's like settled ginger like components. 0:14:28.160 --> 0:14:30.240 Because if you really juice ginger, which I used to 0:14:30.280 --> 0:14:32.480 have to do back the dame that worked in the Hamptons, 0:14:32.920 --> 0:14:35.800 if you juice real raw ginger, at the bottom all 0:14:35.840 --> 0:14:38.680 a little sediment will start to sit. So when you 0:14:38.720 --> 0:14:42.560 see that sediment, that's how you know that some juice ginger. Okay. 0:14:43.200 --> 0:14:47.280 So this fever Tree organization is saying we're tired of 0:14:47.320 --> 0:14:50.320 being confused with these other products that may or may 0:14:50.360 --> 0:14:53.560 not have any ginger in them. And so subsequently we're 0:14:53.560 --> 0:14:56.240 gonna put some little ginger chips right at the bottom, 0:14:56.320 --> 0:14:59.120 like gold schlagger to make it clear that this is 0:14:59.640 --> 0:15:03.360 this is in fact, that pure ship sediment. So if 0:15:03.360 --> 0:15:06.120 you put real g introjuice in there, there's gonna be sediment, 0:15:06.200 --> 0:15:07.560 you know what I mean, Like when you get a 0:15:07.640 --> 0:15:10.280 tiling all from the you know, off the you know, 0:15:10.320 --> 0:15:12.480 over the counter, like you get a little what like 0:15:12.520 --> 0:15:16.000 a sedimenta thine, but then you get some coding tiling all, 0:15:16.040 --> 0:15:17.680 you know what I mean, like that hit different. So 0:15:17.720 --> 0:15:20.200 the feverite tree got that coding in it, right. It's 0:15:20.200 --> 0:15:23.320 the difference between like Oscar Meyer hot dog and them 0:15:23.360 --> 0:15:26.800 kosher hot dogs. The mother Like the oscar Meyer it's 0:15:26.840 --> 0:15:29.840 could be anything in their hair, bone, whatever they mushed 0:15:29.960 --> 0:15:33.040 up to make the hot dog. But them kosher hot dogs, 0:15:33.080 --> 0:15:35.920 those are preyed over hair and bones that get mixed 0:15:35.920 --> 0:15:39.120 into the hot dogs. So you know, God covering you 0:15:39.200 --> 0:15:42.040 when you eating the pig, and that's what you need. 0:15:42.480 --> 0:15:45.080 These are the pigs we loved. We took care of 0:15:45.080 --> 0:15:48.000 these pigs different before we murdered them. These things lived 0:15:48.000 --> 0:15:52.520 a good life. That's always a fascinating promise that they 0:15:52.560 --> 0:15:55.600 make to us is like, no, we really love this chicken. 0:15:56.040 --> 0:15:58.160 I know you're gonna eat it, and I know what 0:15:58.800 --> 0:16:03.000 a pig that's walking face. I want my pig anointed, 0:16:03.160 --> 0:16:06.320 you know what I mean? Okay, I hear you. I 0:16:06.320 --> 0:16:08.800 don't give a damn how my pig praise. That's just me. 0:16:09.160 --> 0:16:11.880 But you know I want to think to be a 0:16:11.920 --> 0:16:18.720 bishop my pig based ties every Sunday. Okay, give it 0:16:18.800 --> 0:16:21.640 all honored a guy. I love that. Good for that 0:16:21.720 --> 0:16:24.720 big I hope he's been heaven with other pigs doing 0:16:25.200 --> 0:16:29.760 whatever Saint le pigs do. Okay, So your grandmother gave 0:16:29.840 --> 0:16:34.120 you this prescription of lay down, this prescription of crackers, 0:16:34.120 --> 0:16:37.680 this prescription of ginger ale. It ultimately saves you enough 0:16:37.720 --> 0:16:40.520 to make it to the hospital get your EpiPen. Do 0:16:40.600 --> 0:16:43.240 you then move on with your life now as a 0:16:43.320 --> 0:16:47.040 practicing member of the community that believes in ginger ale 0:16:47.120 --> 0:16:50.080 and laydown or are you now just more skeptical about 0:16:50.120 --> 0:16:53.720 the whole thing? No? I still believe um. At some 0:16:53.760 --> 0:16:55.960 point I would love to have a company that just 0:16:56.000 --> 0:17:01.280 sends out care packages which have ginger ale crackers. They 0:17:01.280 --> 0:17:03.480 have to be saltine. I was about to say, I 0:17:03.520 --> 0:17:05.280 was going to ask you what type of crackers are 0:17:05.280 --> 0:17:07.359 we talking about? They have to be saltine. That's just 0:17:07.359 --> 0:17:10.000 I'm a traditionalist, you know. But I would send out 0:17:10.080 --> 0:17:14.200 fever treat in my care package and the pillow. Yes, 0:17:15.000 --> 0:17:17.800 and then a channel guy for what TV shows are healing, 0:17:17.880 --> 0:17:23.760 such as Paladin, which is an old Western never smoke 0:17:22.480 --> 0:17:29.760 another um. Dr Quinn Medicine Woman, great show, Dick Van Dyke. Okay, 0:17:29.920 --> 0:17:33.919 Young and than Restless is sometimes as the world turns. Wow, 0:17:34.000 --> 0:17:37.399 so you just only spent time with an old lady 0:17:37.640 --> 0:17:41.479 for the whole of your youth. Because those were my 0:17:41.520 --> 0:17:45.000 punishment shows. Those were like the shows that like when 0:17:45.080 --> 0:17:48.239 nothing else was on, but I was fighting sleep and 0:17:48.320 --> 0:17:52.399 like dealing with whatever anxiety existed for a ten year 0:17:52.480 --> 0:17:54.600 old that I didn't know how to articulate that to 0:17:54.640 --> 0:17:57.639 what I would watch. It wasn't out of joy. I 0:17:57.720 --> 0:18:01.119 wasn't watching Dr Quinn Medicine Woman because this was in 0:18:01.200 --> 0:18:03.960 fact a good thing for my ten year old spirit 0:18:04.960 --> 0:18:09.320 to Quin Medicine Woman taught me how to take pills. Okay, 0:18:09.320 --> 0:18:12.040 I still take my pills the same, Okay, not like 0:18:12.080 --> 0:18:15.560 the rapper. That's how they get you, all right. Dr 0:18:15.640 --> 0:18:18.800 Quinn Medicine Woman. This is a new conspiracy theory. Dr 0:18:18.880 --> 0:18:25.920 Quin Medicine Woman is out here promoting drug how you're 0:18:26.000 --> 0:18:31.320 promoting drug abuse because like I learned, like when you 0:18:31.359 --> 0:18:32.840 take a pill, or if you have to take a 0:18:32.880 --> 0:18:35.159 lot of pills, or if like vitamins are really big, 0:18:35.440 --> 0:18:38.040 instead of putting the dry pills in your mouth first, 0:18:38.359 --> 0:18:40.760 you fill your like you drink water. You fill your 0:18:40.800 --> 0:18:43.359 mouth with water and made you throw the pills in 0:18:43.400 --> 0:18:45.720 there with the water and swallow it all at once 0:18:45.760 --> 0:18:49.199 and you don't even feel them go down. Okay, and 0:18:49.240 --> 0:18:53.720 this is all came from Dr Quinn Medicine Woman. Yes, well, 0:18:53.840 --> 0:18:57.679 for me, I usually watch TV for strong narratives, but 0:18:57.760 --> 0:19:00.359 I love that you're using it for self help tips 0:19:00.400 --> 0:19:03.280 and that's cool too. You can get a lot out 0:19:03.320 --> 0:19:06.119 of it. Okay. Oh and uh Touched by Angel I 0:19:06.280 --> 0:19:08.879 have to add that and Walk in Texas Ranger Okay, 0:19:08.920 --> 0:19:12.280 hell yeah, I love that very healing television shows along 0:19:12.359 --> 0:19:14.920 with your saltines and fevorite train. Did you ever see 0:19:14.960 --> 0:19:19.320 the episode where Haley Joe Osmond tells Walker Texas Ranger 0:19:19.400 --> 0:19:25.880 that he has eight Yes, television has changed. I'll say 0:19:25.920 --> 0:19:30.560 that that's not a thing that could happen anymore. In Quarantine, 0:19:30.840 --> 0:19:35.399 I've been watching Girlfriends Living Single The Parker Um, and 0:19:35.440 --> 0:19:37.959 it was like a time when black women started to 0:19:38.000 --> 0:19:41.800 really go on the rise for new HIV infections. So 0:19:42.040 --> 0:19:45.760 every show has like HIV episodes, and they're the most 0:19:45.920 --> 0:19:48.920 random thing. You don't be Like somebody will start dating 0:19:48.960 --> 0:19:52.119 somebody and they'll be like, oh, I have eight, or 0:19:52.320 --> 0:19:56.840 like this woman, this woman and Sean were beefing over 0:19:56.880 --> 0:19:59.560 a wedding and because Joan had like said, the woman 0:19:59.600 --> 0:20:01.720 stole her boyfriend in college, and she was so my 0:20:01.760 --> 0:20:03.600 boyfriend I was supposed to be with him, and she 0:20:03.680 --> 0:20:10.760 was like, do you want him? Gave me eight? And 0:20:10.800 --> 0:20:14.960 then it's one of the like the piano playing stad music. YEA, 0:20:17.640 --> 0:20:21.120 looks like we've got a serious episode on this one, folks. 0:20:21.760 --> 0:20:23.520 And then they do statistics at the end of like 0:20:23.560 --> 0:20:26.920 black women this hell. Yeah, well, I guess it was helpful, though, 0:20:26.960 --> 0:20:29.120 you know that I was about to say, maybe this 0:20:28.720 --> 0:20:31.680 this is how we got out of that rising crisis. 0:20:31.960 --> 0:20:37.720 Was that episode of The Parkers that comes I'd love 0:20:37.800 --> 0:20:39.159 to do a trend shop And I was like, and 0:20:39.200 --> 0:20:40.760 you know what was funny? I could always tell it 0:20:40.800 --> 0:20:42.439 was about to happen. I was like, no, don't do it, 0:20:42.560 --> 0:20:45.320 don't do it. Yeah, yeah, I think that we know 0:20:45.440 --> 0:20:48.400 better now. It's the hard part about I think revisiting 0:20:48.440 --> 0:20:51.040 and I personally don't think that we have the right 0:20:51.080 --> 0:20:53.760 to revisit these things and then like put a big, 0:20:53.840 --> 0:20:57.400 crazy judgmental eye on it, because I think a lot 0:20:57.440 --> 0:20:59.760 of the things that we were being told to laugh 0:20:59.800 --> 0:21:03.119 at by these shows, we were laughing at in real life, 0:21:03.480 --> 0:21:06.200 and so any judgment we're placing on the television we 0:21:06.240 --> 0:21:09.360 should probably place on ourselves and really spend that time 0:21:09.400 --> 0:21:12.120 analyzing why we thought it was funny at the time, 0:21:12.200 --> 0:21:17.440 more than saying like, yeah, how dare you have done 0:21:17.440 --> 0:21:20.120 a thing that we all thought was really cool at 0:21:20.119 --> 0:21:22.959 the time, Like, no, we were idiots and now we're not, 0:21:23.119 --> 0:21:26.240 and we should acknowledge that. Anyway. Kevin Hart's my hero 0:21:26.359 --> 0:21:29.040 and I don't think he did anything wrong. I'm choking 0:21:31.359 --> 0:21:33.560 before we go to break, talk to me a little 0:21:33.560 --> 0:21:38.080 bit about why salting crackers as a must for this 0:21:38.200 --> 0:21:42.480 remedy that you're talking about. So when your stomach is 0:21:42.520 --> 0:21:45.080 in a delicate place, as it is a lot of 0:21:45.119 --> 0:21:49.040 times when you are an invalid okay, um, an invalid 0:21:49.080 --> 0:21:55.000 for y'all vocab word that means sick um. That's so 0:21:55.040 --> 0:21:58.440 pretentious of me. Like, I know, you guys don't word listen. 0:21:58.520 --> 0:22:01.480 My listeners are idiots. Go ahead, tell them all the words. 0:22:01.520 --> 0:22:05.040 They don't know, the fucking fools. Why would they even 0:22:05.040 --> 0:22:10.760 still be listening to It's very it's a doctor Quinn medicine. Woman. 0:22:10.880 --> 0:22:12.720 Think I got it from like a more air plane 0:22:12.800 --> 0:22:15.439 and I just staying to my lexicon forever. But like so, 0:22:15.520 --> 0:22:16.879 when you are an invalid, you know you have the 0:22:16.920 --> 0:22:21.160 delicate stomach assaultine. You know, it's the closest to an 0:22:21.200 --> 0:22:23.760 air food that you can get, you know what I mean. 0:22:24.080 --> 0:22:28.480 It's just pure starch and salt, and it can coat 0:22:28.560 --> 0:22:30.760 the stomach in a way that you know, not many 0:22:30.840 --> 0:22:33.560 things can, you know. And you know there's a reason 0:22:33.640 --> 0:22:36.840 why at church you get a wafer, you know what 0:22:36.920 --> 0:22:39.760