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Speaker 1: there it is there, it is, ladies and gentlemen, that

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Speaker 1: is right. Welcome to another spectacular episode of My Mama

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Speaker 1: Told Me, the podcast where we died Deep Deep. We

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Speaker 1: She is the most woke rapper of all time. All

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Speaker 1: Thank you, cardio vascular bronchitis. You're doing the hard work

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Speaker 1: that the rest of us are afraid to do. I

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Speaker 1: am your host, length sty Herman. I'm excited to be

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Speaker 1: here as always, I have a fantastic Yes today, we're

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Speaker 1: gonna get right into it. I don't want to sit

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Speaker 1: if there's no guest here and my guests, Oh, she's

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Speaker 1: gonna make me feel not alone anymore. She's gonna make

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Speaker 1: Scam Guys So fun. Give it up my guest, Miss

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Speaker 1: Lacey Mosley. You know this ain't got no applauses in

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Speaker 1: Thank you. I'm about your podcast is wonderful. The pleasure

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Speaker 1: you Linkston when your episode comes out. I had to

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Speaker 1: bleep a lot of stuff. Oh really is it? Because

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Speaker 1: even your fault. It's my petty ass fault. When I

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Speaker 1: key is to say it enough that they can hear you,

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Speaker 1: conspiracy theory. You had a wonderful conspiracy theory that I

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Speaker 1: So when she's talking about all this like mortality, is

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Speaker 1: Cavosier to me. It's my dying wish. No um, so

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Speaker 1: take a break and we'll be back with more Lacy

426
00:23:58,920 --> 00:24:13,119
Speaker 1: mostly and more my mama told me, and we are back.

427
00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:28,600
Speaker 1: You can do you want, you could do so you

428
00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:31,960
Speaker 1: you do you could, you want? You want him to

429
00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:34,520
Speaker 1: do you so much? You could do anything. Yeah, we're

430
00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:37,520
Speaker 1: back here with more lazy mosley or more my mama

431
00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:40,520
Speaker 1: told me. We're still talking about that here all ginger

432
00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:46,280
Speaker 1: ale salting crackers and a prescribed laid down the perfect

433
00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:51,000
Speaker 1: fixed to all of your problems. Has there been a

434
00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:55,360
Speaker 1: time recently where you've used that combo to get yourself

435
00:24:55,359 --> 00:24:58,199
Speaker 1: out of a little bit of a sickness? Yes, I

436
00:24:58,320 --> 00:25:02,240
Speaker 1: have um I and this is back pre rna. Don't

437
00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:05,600
Speaker 1: judge me. I hope One of the cultural shifts will

438
00:25:05,640 --> 00:25:08,840
Speaker 1: be that Americans no longer feel pride in having to

439
00:25:08,880 --> 00:25:12,480
Speaker 1: go to work sick because that was just way too common.

440
00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:16,320
Speaker 1: We all just accepted that if flu season meant niggas

441
00:25:16,320 --> 00:25:18,119
Speaker 1: was gonna get the flu, Like, no, we didn't have

442
00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:19,920
Speaker 1: to get the full side. Were just like, oh you

443
00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:23,360
Speaker 1: know flu season. No, we could just not get the flu,

444
00:25:23,560 --> 00:25:25,440
Speaker 1: or if we get it, stay to fun home. What

445
00:25:25,720 --> 00:25:27,840
Speaker 1: we accept that? What do you want from me? I

446
00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:30,560
Speaker 1: had to cough in your mouth. It's flu season. It's

447
00:25:30,560 --> 00:25:36,159
Speaker 1: just like this, So I had to work and I

448
00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:38,240
Speaker 1: think it was the last I think the last commercial

449
00:25:38,320 --> 00:25:42,040
Speaker 1: I think I'll ever do, because um, I don't like commercials.

450
00:25:42,119 --> 00:25:44,479
Speaker 1: Um you know, they can bring you some coin, and

451
00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:46,919
Speaker 1: this one was like a national for Snickers. So I

452
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:49,440
Speaker 1: was like, fine, I'll do it, and so I go in.

453
00:25:49,520 --> 00:25:51,600
Speaker 1: It's a hot ass mes, there's a hundred fifty extras.

454
00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:54,400
Speaker 1: They don't know where to put me. I'm sick. Um

455
00:25:54,520 --> 00:26:01,000
Speaker 1: I got and this is like fuck niggers. Yo. I

456
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:05,399
Speaker 1: was like casually seeing this guy and we kissed. That's it, right,

457
00:26:05,680 --> 00:26:08,399
Speaker 1: He goes, yeah, by the way, I'm getting over a

458
00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:11,240
Speaker 1: cold now. He did say it before we kiss It's

459
00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:15,200
Speaker 1: my fault. But getting over for me means that you're

460
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:20,360
Speaker 1: not contagious, because if you are an adult, you know,

461
00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:22,560
Speaker 1: the first three days that you get a cold, you

462
00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:27,359
Speaker 1: are contagious, so after that you're not. And this fool

463
00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:30,560
Speaker 1: was fully in the middle of a cold. So the

464
00:26:30,680 --> 00:26:32,159
Speaker 1: next day I wake up and I was like, I

465
00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:34,359
Speaker 1: have a cold now. So my stomach was just like

466
00:26:35,040 --> 00:26:37,480
Speaker 1: no girl. So I had my saltines that I had

467
00:26:37,480 --> 00:26:39,480
Speaker 1: my ginger, and I had to stand outside and like

468
00:26:39,560 --> 00:26:42,679
Speaker 1: thirty degree weather and like shoot this commercial for the

469
00:26:42,680 --> 00:26:45,560
Speaker 1: saltines and the ginger kept me upright, I got you

470
00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:49,920
Speaker 1: and this was you did all this for snickers, right,

471
00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:54,440
Speaker 1: wasn't that? What did that give you, guys? Snickers? To

472
00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:57,399
Speaker 1: were you eating sniers? It was like we it was

473
00:26:57,440 --> 00:27:00,199
Speaker 1: a Super Bowl commercial. We were at a hole in

474
00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:03,320
Speaker 1: the middle of the woods. Uh talk about we was

475
00:27:03,359 --> 00:27:05,720
Speaker 1: gonna dig a hole and put a huge snicker in it.

476
00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:07,800
Speaker 1: And then they had a crane that like lowered a

477
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:10,680
Speaker 1: very large snicker into a hole. That was all graphics,

478
00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:13,720
Speaker 1: but the whole was real. Sure, so we just sang

479
00:27:13,760 --> 00:27:16,439
Speaker 1: in front of a hole. Child. But that said, the

480
00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:20,560
Speaker 1: ginger ale and crackers helped you make it through what

481
00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:24,399
Speaker 1: otherwise would have been just you singing and being stick

482
00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:28,080
Speaker 1: in the woods. Yes, I love that. I love that that.

483
00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:31,399
Speaker 1: This ginger really got my throat fresh. You know, I

484
00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:33,399
Speaker 1: felt like I had a baby throat, Like the throat

485
00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:36,200
Speaker 1: was just on infant, you know, like a fresh baby throat.

486
00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:39,760
Speaker 1: You know baby throats can they? Oh my guys, like

487
00:27:39,880 --> 00:27:43,320
Speaker 1: the screaming all the time. Like that throat you got,

488
00:27:43,359 --> 00:27:47,200
Speaker 1: you got that refurbished throat. I love that. All right.

489
00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:49,720
Speaker 1: I want to dig into some research with you because

490
00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:53,199
Speaker 1: I actually think that there's a fair amount of examples

491
00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:56,399
Speaker 1: of things that sort of prove exactly what you're saying,

492
00:27:56,440 --> 00:27:59,800
Speaker 1: that saltine crackers and ginger ale do in fact have

493
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:02,720
Speaker 1: the potential to cure a lot more than we give

494
00:28:02,760 --> 00:28:06,600
Speaker 1: them credit for. So let's start with the basic saltine crackers,

495
00:28:06,840 --> 00:28:09,720
Speaker 1: which I'm glad that's your cracker of choice. It says

496
00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:14,160
Speaker 1: that saltan's help nausea because the crackers soak up your tent,

497
00:28:14,280 --> 00:28:18,840
Speaker 1: causing acids in your stomach, and they're less likely to

498
00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:22,359
Speaker 1: cause more nausea because they don't have a smell. Really,

499
00:28:22,680 --> 00:28:25,959
Speaker 1: that like their lack of like other ingredients, their closeness

500
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:30,040
Speaker 1: to God, as you put it, Yeah, their purity allows

501
00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:33,399
Speaker 1: for them to not induce nausea in other ways. So

502
00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:38,320
Speaker 1: you're already nailing it with saltines. Shout out to Shout

503
00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:41,040
Speaker 1: out to your mama's, shout out to your grandma, shout

504
00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:45,360
Speaker 1: shout out to whoever invented saltine crackers. You didn't go

505
00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:48,880
Speaker 1: for flavor, you didn't go for a look. You just

506
00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:52,040
Speaker 1: you knew this is a cracker of function, and you

507
00:28:52,320 --> 00:28:59,160
Speaker 1: just nailed it. Good for you. You didn't try it

508
00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:02,520
Speaker 1: all they look, they sell themselves, put them in a

509
00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:05,560
Speaker 1: plastic sleeve and get out of here like they put

510
00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:07,560
Speaker 1: it down. They said, the don't know what it is.

511
00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:10,200
Speaker 1: They don't know what the funk I got going on here.

512
00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:12,360
Speaker 1: Everybody doing marketing. I feel like I don't even see

513
00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:14,880
Speaker 1: commercials for Salteams. They're like, the girls know we're here,

514
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:17,640
Speaker 1: they know what I'll we're on. Right. Yeah, there used

515
00:29:17,680 --> 00:29:20,040
Speaker 1: to be those crackers where they would present it as like,

516
00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:22,800
Speaker 1: this is the fancy cracker that you use when you

517
00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:25,400
Speaker 1: want to impress your guests. This is how you'll have

518
00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:31,360
Speaker 1: sex with a woman if you pull out these crackers exactly.

519
00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:34,360
Speaker 1: But the salt Teams was like, no, motherfucker, you trying

520
00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:38,520
Speaker 1: to survive, get saltines. You can also put greape jelly

521
00:29:38,520 --> 00:29:46,440
Speaker 1: on them or American price enjoy the recipes on the

522
00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:48,400
Speaker 1: back of a wrist cracker. They'd be like peanut butter

523
00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:53,640
Speaker 1: and right, like this is groundbreaking information is Oh, you

524
00:29:53,680 --> 00:29:56,240
Speaker 1: can put other stuff on this and make it less

525
00:29:56,280 --> 00:29:59,280
Speaker 1: like a cracker and more like a sandwich. Somehow. I'm

526
00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:03,479
Speaker 1: being told by my producer Olivia that fl Summer and

527
00:30:03,600 --> 00:30:07,560
Speaker 1: Company invented saltines in eighteen seventy six. They've been around

528
00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:17,120
Speaker 1: since eighteen seventies. Six slaves made them crackers, you know,

529
00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:20,760
Speaker 1: but I do need to think about the creators. I'm

530
00:30:20,760 --> 00:30:26,040
Speaker 1: sure they were bad man, Right, there's a reason fl

531
00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:30,200
Speaker 1: Summer wanted like a white box with these white crackers

532
00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:33,560
Speaker 1: and a white bag. Like it turns out he's a monster.

533
00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:37,280
Speaker 1: But goddamn, he smashed them crackers. He did great, he did.

534
00:30:37,440 --> 00:30:38,920
Speaker 1: He made the hell out of them crackers. And I'm

535
00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:41,440
Speaker 1: gonna keep eating them racist crackers. And that's the thing is,

536
00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:44,200
Speaker 1: we don't give racist enough credit for the good things

537
00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:46,840
Speaker 1: that they do out in the world, you know, Like, yeah,

538
00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:50,040
Speaker 1: you're a bigot. Yeah you're destroying the very foundation of

539
00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:52,360
Speaker 1: the way that humans should function in the world. But god,

540
00:30:52,520 --> 00:30:56,560
Speaker 1: you nailed these crackers. Mr Summer go crazy. Yes, we'll

541
00:30:56,560 --> 00:31:01,240
Speaker 1: give you your flowers for that. Okay, talk ginger ale,

542
00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:05,800
Speaker 1: because ginger which ideally is the key ingredient in ginger

543
00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:12,320
Speaker 1: ale containing ideally, so there we go. But ginger ale

544
00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:17,080
Speaker 1: contains something called ginger role, which is the main bioactive compound,

545
00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:22,040
Speaker 1: and ginger role has like an insane list of potential

546
00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:27,280
Speaker 1: remedies that it helps with. It aids digestion, it reduces nausea,

547
00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:31,400
Speaker 1: specifically for like nausea related to like mourning sickness, or

548
00:31:31,440 --> 00:31:35,320
Speaker 1: even chemotherapy. It helps fight the flu, common cold. It

549
00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:40,960
Speaker 1: helps with weight loss, low cholesterol, menstrual pain, chronic indigestion,

550
00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:44,560
Speaker 1: It lowers your blood sugar, heart disease. It can help

551
00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:50,640
Speaker 1: with certain cancers, and even potentially fights off Alzheimer's. It

552
00:31:50,720 --> 00:31:54,720
Speaker 1: also helps with ugliness if you got fun boy you

553
00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:58,320
Speaker 1: trying to get over. Also helps with that little ginger.

554
00:31:58,600 --> 00:32:04,440
Speaker 1: Stop stop texting him. You know the are sure? Now see,

555
00:32:04,600 --> 00:32:06,680
Speaker 1: this is where I'm gonna challenge you a little bit,

556
00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:10,040
Speaker 1: because what I was referring to is ginger role, right,

557
00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:14,920
Speaker 1: ginger al does all those good things. Ginger Ale, as

558
00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:18,959
Speaker 1: many scientists have pointed out at this point, is basically

559
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:23,080
Speaker 1: just a giant sugar juice and doesn't often contain any

560
00:32:23,200 --> 00:32:28,000
Speaker 1: ginger at all, and therefore has no remedy to it whatsoever.

561
00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:32,800
Speaker 1: So all these ugly curers and fuck boy preventatives that

562
00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:35,520
Speaker 1: you're talking about may not in fact be cooked into

563
00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:39,640
Speaker 1: your shwepts that you're so deeply uh in low it is.

564
00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:43,240
Speaker 1: You've heard of placebo effects if it, even if it

565
00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:45,600
Speaker 1: ain't no ginger ale in there, my body thinks it's

566
00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:48,680
Speaker 1: ger and it's helping me, you see what I'm saying,

567
00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:51,640
Speaker 1: So it might as well be ginger in there because

568
00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:54,520
Speaker 1: it's still curious. And I'm so glad you said that

569
00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:57,920
Speaker 1: because a lot of the scientists and doctors who do

570
00:32:58,400 --> 00:33:01,440
Speaker 1: acknowledge that ginger role is not in fact one of

571
00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:05,400
Speaker 1: the key ingredients that's kicking around in ginger ale also

572
00:33:05,480 --> 00:33:11,080
Speaker 1: acknowledge that because ginger ale has become synonymous with us

573
00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:14,480
Speaker 1: like sort of getting remedies and treatment, they do say

574
00:33:14,520 --> 00:33:19,440
Speaker 1: that the placebo effect is a valuable component in our health.

575
00:33:19,560 --> 00:33:22,760
Speaker 1: That like they give it to us at hospitals not

576
00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:26,320
Speaker 1: because the ship actually works, but because we think it works,

577
00:33:26,360 --> 00:33:30,400
Speaker 1: and therefore we'll start to feel better because of you know,

578
00:33:30,960 --> 00:33:36,440
Speaker 1: our own brain. That's one watering if you if your

579
00:33:36,440 --> 00:33:38,960
Speaker 1: brain is convinced that it works, that means that it works.

580
00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:42,560
Speaker 1: If if we get to the same end, right, just

581
00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:45,160
Speaker 1: different means, right. But if I sip on it and

582
00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:51,640
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, my intestines flourishing, you know what I mean?

583
00:33:51,840 --> 00:33:54,040
Speaker 1: If I feel that and then I do flourish, then

584
00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:56,160
Speaker 1: that's the same thing as if it had been appealed

585
00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:59,840
Speaker 1: with you know, ginger al in it or whatever. Listen,

586
00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:02,520
Speaker 1: I think you're making a valid point. I don't know

587
00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:07,160
Speaker 1: that I've ever outloud said my intestines are flourishing. Maybe

588
00:34:07,160 --> 00:34:09,479
Speaker 1: it's a feeling that I've had more often than i'd

589
00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:13,160
Speaker 1: like to acknowledge. You probably have. I mean, look, if

590
00:34:13,160 --> 00:34:15,399
Speaker 1: you don't feel like your intestines are suffering, then they're

591
00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:17,239
Speaker 1: probably flourish. They're flourished, you know. I mean, we just

592
00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:20,680
Speaker 1: get too used to it. But it's popping in your system.

593
00:34:20,680 --> 00:34:22,279
Speaker 1: It's just like anything else, you know what I mean.

594
00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:24,279
Speaker 1: Like I tell people all the time on my podcast, like,

595
00:34:24,560 --> 00:34:29,200
Speaker 1: it's not a lie if you believe it. I love that.

596
00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:32,400
Speaker 1: So in essence, ginger ale sort of has a very

597
00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:36,640
Speaker 1: scam goddess energy. It is. It is getting by on

598
00:34:36,680 --> 00:34:39,680
Speaker 1: its own supply, and it's functioning in a way that

599
00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:42,440
Speaker 1: allows for people to feel healed. So great, you're you're

600
00:34:42,520 --> 00:34:46,919
Speaker 1: killing the ginger ale. Here's some more fascinating information about

601
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:50,000
Speaker 1: ginger In the Middle Ages, ginger was used as a

602
00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:54,680
Speaker 1: prophylactic for the bubonic plague. That basically, people were worried

603
00:34:54,719 --> 00:34:57,759
Speaker 1: that the bubonic plague was being transferred sexually, and I

604
00:34:57,760 --> 00:34:59,920
Speaker 1: guess they were putting little pieces of ginger on their

605
00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:04,600
Speaker 1: dicks and badges and keeping that somehow from spreading this

606
00:35:04,840 --> 00:35:09,000
Speaker 1: terrible disease that was killing everybody. I heard about a lemon,

607
00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:14,920
Speaker 1: but like with that burns. Some people like it's spicy

608
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:18,920
Speaker 1: down there, and I think that's important. Go crazy. I

609
00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:20,640
Speaker 1: don't know if it needs to be spicy down there,

610
00:35:20,640 --> 00:35:21,839
Speaker 1: but at least you know, back in the day, they

611
00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:24,080
Speaker 1: wasn't watching their asses, so you know if they put

612
00:35:24,239 --> 00:35:27,120
Speaker 1: leginia on and hopefully smell in the bedom. Sure, I

613
00:35:27,160 --> 00:35:28,680
Speaker 1: think about that all the time when I watched all

614
00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:31,040
Speaker 1: the time shows and you know it's mostly white people

615
00:35:31,040 --> 00:35:33,120
Speaker 1: in them, because if it's an older time show with

616
00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:35,920
Speaker 1: black people for some reason, it always has to be slavery.

617
00:35:36,320 --> 00:35:37,920
Speaker 1: It's like, you know, we did have more than than

618
00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:44,399
Speaker 1: three years and just fy, we was kangs. Sure most

619
00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:47,000
Speaker 1: of us can't trace our histories back enough to know

620
00:35:47,120 --> 00:35:49,560
Speaker 1: if we were in fat kings, but somebody was a

621
00:35:49,640 --> 00:35:53,040
Speaker 1: king back then talk about that ship. But we was Kang, Okay,

622
00:35:53,120 --> 00:35:58,799
Speaker 1: I was Kang. Was Kang was all Kang. Yeah, So

623
00:35:58,880 --> 00:36:00,640
Speaker 1: like I always think about that when they kissing stuff,

624
00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:04,200
Speaker 1: I know they didn't brush their mouths. Just like I

625
00:36:04,239 --> 00:36:06,080
Speaker 1: hate a sex scene in an olden time movie, because

626
00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:09,319
Speaker 1: I just imagine it being funky. Yeah, that's fair. Yeah,

627
00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:12,319
Speaker 1: there's no way that you were effectively cleaning any of

628
00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:15,279
Speaker 1: your your parts, including your mouth. So all of this

629
00:36:15,320 --> 00:36:17,839
Speaker 1: ship was funky as ship. So maybe ginger was better.

630
00:36:17,880 --> 00:36:22,400
Speaker 1: Maybe it just added a slightly more fragrant Uh you

631
00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:25,120
Speaker 1: need that. Except for now. I hope it's not gonna

632
00:36:25,120 --> 00:36:26,719
Speaker 1: be guys out here like what I put a little

633
00:36:26,760 --> 00:36:29,800
Speaker 1: ginger on you. That's not a condom. That's not a condom.

634
00:36:29,840 --> 00:36:31,880
Speaker 1: Don't start going the whole foods, y'all and trying to

635
00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:35,719
Speaker 1: thin ginger. I ain't got no more lifestyles, but I

636
00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:38,719
Speaker 1: got some ginger in the cupboard, and uh, we could

637
00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:41,319
Speaker 1: make that work. Please don't, please, do not do this.

638
00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:45,520
Speaker 1: Here's so I started asking myself where did ginger ale

639
00:36:45,719 --> 00:36:49,520
Speaker 1: come from? Because it became so important to the way

640
00:36:49,520 --> 00:36:52,440
Speaker 1: that we understand health in this country. Are certainly like

641
00:36:52,560 --> 00:36:55,000
Speaker 1: the idea of feeling better in this country? Where did

642
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:57,960
Speaker 1: it come from? And basically it says that ginger ale

643
00:36:58,400 --> 00:37:03,759
Speaker 1: came out of basically farmacists and scientists wanting Yeah, no,

644
00:37:03,920 --> 00:37:07,399
Speaker 1: you're right, it's it's pharmacists and people wanting to take

645
00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:10,879
Speaker 1: advantage of this relationship of health and ginger and all

646
00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:15,440
Speaker 1: the good things that gingerral does, and basically decided to

647
00:37:15,560 --> 00:37:19,680
Speaker 1: take the alcohol out of ginger beer. So gingerrele was

648
00:37:19,719 --> 00:37:23,759
Speaker 1: them creating a non alcoholic version of ginger beer. And

649
00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:28,800
Speaker 1: so this dude, Thomas Cantrell, an American apothecary living in Ireland,

650
00:37:29,719 --> 00:37:34,879
Speaker 1: cantrel yes, I believe, the great great grandfather of blue cantreil. Uh.

651
00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:39,600
Speaker 1: Thomas Cantrell living in Ireland, carbonated his drink with soda

652
00:37:39,640 --> 00:37:43,920
Speaker 1: water and instead of yeese. Began exporting this ginger based

653
00:37:43,960 --> 00:37:48,920
Speaker 1: beverage to the US around eighteen fifty. And then a

654
00:37:49,040 --> 00:37:54,279
Speaker 1: Detroit pharmacist named James verner Oh created a blend of

655
00:37:54,440 --> 00:38:00,960
Speaker 1: ginger vanilla he's not and spices. He's he's the inventor

656
00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:03,760
Speaker 1: of warners. But I assure you this man ain't black

657
00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:07,040
Speaker 1: and so ginger vanilla spices. And he left that in

658
00:38:07,080 --> 00:38:09,759
Speaker 1: an oak barrel. And then he got called off the

659
00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:12,480
Speaker 1: fighting the Civil War. Not really sure which side he

660
00:38:12,520 --> 00:38:14,800
Speaker 1: fought on. He's from Detroit, so I'm hoping the North,

661
00:38:15,040 --> 00:38:17,560
Speaker 1: but who knows. He might have been one of them self,

662
00:38:17,600 --> 00:38:21,759
Speaker 1: hating motherfucker's and then he had a choice then, want

663
00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:23,400
Speaker 1: to go to either of them wars. They was like,

664
00:38:23,440 --> 00:38:26,319
Speaker 1: come on, we go on the war. Damn it, come

665
00:38:26,320 --> 00:38:30,760
Speaker 1: on side. I ain't listen, I ain't got a dog

666
00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:35,480
Speaker 1: in this fight. I need us to lose. I'm like,

667
00:38:35,560 --> 00:38:37,640
Speaker 1: if I was a black confederatesauliand be like, where did

668
00:38:37,640 --> 00:38:39,680
Speaker 1: they go? Oh? We just went down to the water hole.

669
00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:42,480
Speaker 1: See what I would have done if they made me

670
00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:45,160
Speaker 1: fight on the Confederate side. I'd ran out there real

671
00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:48,279
Speaker 1: fast and then pretend I'd be like, oh no, they

672
00:38:48,320 --> 00:38:50,600
Speaker 1: shot me and fell down and it just laid there

673
00:38:50,719 --> 00:38:52,960
Speaker 1: for the whole of the fight. You gotta you just

674
00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:56,040
Speaker 1: gotta quit as quickly as you can, right. I think

675
00:38:56,080 --> 00:38:58,520
Speaker 1: about that a lot older time wars, especially the ones

676
00:38:58,560 --> 00:39:00,359
Speaker 1: with swords. I'm like, y'all must have been high. Did

677
00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:04,239
Speaker 1: you'all take breaks? Because I'm like, stab everybody individually. That's

678
00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:06,680
Speaker 1: a lot of work. No time out, no time out

679
00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:11,640
Speaker 1: in war? Yeah, James Verner. He goes to war, and

680
00:39:11,680 --> 00:39:14,759
Speaker 1: when he returned from the Civil War he survived. He

681
00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:17,440
Speaker 1: was delighted to find that that oak barrel that he

682
00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:21,120
Speaker 1: had filled had a new flavor of a concoction that

683
00:39:21,239 --> 00:39:24,520
Speaker 1: he then sold all over the Midwest, which later becomes

684
00:39:24,719 --> 00:39:28,400
Speaker 1: Verner's ginger Ail. And you know he got a shoe

685
00:39:29,880 --> 00:39:33,400
Speaker 1: that's the Verner shoot. Oh, it's based on the ginger

686
00:39:33,480 --> 00:39:37,000
Speaker 1: ale camp based on and it's new balance, so you

687
00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:45,120
Speaker 1: know it's white supremacist year the Confederate. Uh, all right.

688
00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:48,240
Speaker 1: So then there's another example in Night to Know four,

689
00:39:48,640 --> 00:39:53,800
Speaker 1: Yet another pharmacist, a Canadian man named John J. McLaughlin,

690
00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:59,400
Speaker 1: created a paler dryer ginger ale Canadian dry one that

691
00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:02,080
Speaker 1: appealed old to those who were put off by the

692
00:40:02,120 --> 00:40:06,600
Speaker 1: sweetness and pungency of verners. Thus Canada Dry was born.

693
00:40:06,680 --> 00:40:09,719
Speaker 1: So all of these ginger ales were sort of produced

694
00:40:09,760 --> 00:40:13,000
Speaker 1: around the same time, somewhere between eighteen fifty and nineteen

695
00:40:13,040 --> 00:40:16,680
Speaker 1: o four. Now here's where I started asking more important questions,

696
00:40:16,960 --> 00:40:20,120
Speaker 1: when did black people start working with ginger ale, because

697
00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:23,560
Speaker 1: what what's happening there? Like what when did our relationship

698
00:40:23,680 --> 00:40:26,440
Speaker 1: with it sort of kick in? And it says that

699
00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:29,400
Speaker 1: part of the thing that brought black people into ginger

700
00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:33,440
Speaker 1: ales In the late eighteen hundreds, ginger in Jamaica, basically

701
00:40:33,520 --> 00:40:38,040
Speaker 1: ginger extract was advertised as a remedy for cholera fever, headache,

702
00:40:38,440 --> 00:40:43,840
Speaker 1: nervous disability, all kinds of stuff, and then that became popular.

703
00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:48,000
Speaker 1: Ginger ale became popular because of the promise of ginger

704
00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:51,919
Speaker 1: ale ginger being cooked into the drink. Now, was this

705
00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:55,440
Speaker 1: because you know there's that popular Jamaican ginger bere Was

706
00:40:55,560 --> 00:41:00,200
Speaker 1: this like a part of that movement or because like

707
00:41:00,239 --> 00:41:06,319
Speaker 1: the ginger beer in Jamaica is strong, like yeah, it's spicy, spicy, Yeah, yeah.

708
00:41:06,360 --> 00:41:09,680
Speaker 1: I think what it was was like a marketing thing

709
00:41:10,239 --> 00:41:13,399
Speaker 1: that hit Jamaica real hard, where everybody was like, if

710
00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:18,720
Speaker 1: you're feeling sick, funk with ginger. And then subsequently, ginger

711
00:41:18,760 --> 00:41:22,080
Speaker 1: beer and ginger ale took off in the black community

712
00:41:22,160 --> 00:41:25,000
Speaker 1: because it's like, oh, we all have that and it's

713
00:41:25,040 --> 00:41:28,319
Speaker 1: easy access and like you said, it already exists here

714
00:41:28,360 --> 00:41:31,439
Speaker 1: in a way that you know later will become more

715
00:41:31,520 --> 00:41:35,600
Speaker 1: popularized in America. And not like healthcare and not like

716
00:41:35,680 --> 00:41:40,439
Speaker 1: white folks experiment on us, because that's still these black

717
00:41:40,440 --> 00:41:42,920
Speaker 1: folks less likely to go to the doctor because of

718
00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:45,680
Speaker 1: the stigma of doctors, and I mean doctors are still

719
00:41:45,719 --> 00:41:48,360
Speaker 1: really bad to black people, especially black women. Were two

720
00:41:48,920 --> 00:41:53,640
Speaker 1: thirds of the I believe it's a statistic of like, uh,

721
00:41:53,719 --> 00:41:56,960
Speaker 1: what is it called mortality when it comes to having children, right,

722
00:41:57,640 --> 00:42:01,160
Speaker 1: like we're like significantly outnumbering white women who die in

723
00:42:01,280 --> 00:42:03,560
Speaker 1: childbirth because they don't believe we're in pain and stuff. So,

724
00:42:03,640 --> 00:42:05,880
Speaker 1: you know, people like black folks have a really weird

725
00:42:05,960 --> 00:42:09,680
Speaker 1: sorted history with medical professionals because there's so much racism

726
00:42:09,719 --> 00:42:11,719
Speaker 1: in there. It's crazy because you never think you're going

727
00:42:11,760 --> 00:42:14,359
Speaker 1: to the doctor and they're gonna be doing racism to you,

728
00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:17,520
Speaker 1: like when you're thinking about being sick and like, oh,

729
00:42:17,560 --> 00:42:19,479
Speaker 1: this is a healer, but you forget like, oh, white

730
00:42:19,480 --> 00:42:21,399
Speaker 1: out black here, so they also are going to try

731
00:42:21,440 --> 00:42:24,319
Speaker 1: to do some racism. It's like, hey, man, I came

732
00:42:24,320 --> 00:42:28,000
Speaker 1: here for an appendix, not whatever you've got going on

733
00:42:28,560 --> 00:42:31,920
Speaker 1: emotionally and personally with my skin color. I had to

734
00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:34,239
Speaker 1: start telling them like I gonna do doctor. That's the

735
00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:36,040
Speaker 1: first conversation I have with them. I'm like, you know,

736
00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:38,440
Speaker 1: in the past, people of doctors have been very racist

737
00:42:38,440 --> 00:42:40,120
Speaker 1: to me when I've asked for things. So you know,

738
00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:42,720
Speaker 1: if you're de not me treatment, just write it down.

739
00:42:43,200 --> 00:42:45,560
Speaker 1: I have a social media presence. I do like to

740
00:42:45,560 --> 00:42:50,200
Speaker 1: tweet like I'm trying to lay down like pleaseon racism

741
00:42:50,280 --> 00:42:52,240
Speaker 1: to be like doing I guess to the other niggas,

742
00:42:52,280 --> 00:42:54,600
Speaker 1: but you might want leave me alone. You heard it

743
00:42:54,640 --> 00:42:57,880
Speaker 1: here first, ladies and gentlemen. Lazy says, do it to

744
00:42:57,920 --> 00:43:06,239
Speaker 1: them other niggas, just not to me. Racism. I love that.

745
00:43:06,800 --> 00:43:09,799
Speaker 1: I love that. You're not working to abolish racism, you're

746
00:43:09,840 --> 00:43:12,480
Speaker 1: not trying to take it out of the healthcare system.

747
00:43:12,520 --> 00:43:15,239
Speaker 1: Just do it to the mother niggas. Keep me out

748
00:43:15,280 --> 00:43:20,719
Speaker 1: of it. Lacy Mosley has spoken anti racing man, which

749
00:43:20,760 --> 00:43:24,440
Speaker 1: is just very specific to his own. It is completely

750
00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:28,080
Speaker 1: about self and also effective. They won't do it to him,

751
00:43:28,160 --> 00:43:31,839
Speaker 1: and it's working all right. Here's what becomes even more

752
00:43:31,880 --> 00:43:35,720
Speaker 1: fascinating is that ginger ale. After like all these dudes

753
00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:38,359
Speaker 1: invent a bunch of their own ginger ales, ginger ale

754
00:43:38,440 --> 00:43:41,800
Speaker 1: becomes the most popular soda from the close of the

755
00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:47,400
Speaker 1: nineteenth century up until World War Two. That yeah, like

756
00:43:47,480 --> 00:43:50,840
Speaker 1: it becomes like popping. It's everybody's drinking ginger ale. You

757
00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:54,560
Speaker 1: don't go anywhere without somebody asking for a delicious ginger ale.

758
00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:58,320
Speaker 1: And the only reason it stops gaining in popularity around

759
00:43:58,360 --> 00:44:00,719
Speaker 1: World War two is because rees or to start to

760
00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:04,279
Speaker 1: thin because of the war. Right, so people can't necessarily

761
00:44:04,320 --> 00:44:09,560
Speaker 1: afford the ginger drinks that they wanted before. Now here's

762
00:44:09,560 --> 00:44:13,440
Speaker 1: where it becomes complicated, because up until that point, the

763
00:44:13,680 --> 00:44:17,120
Speaker 1: companies were creating a drink that more than likely had

764
00:44:17,160 --> 00:44:20,520
Speaker 1: a lot more ginger in it. And then post World

765
00:44:20,520 --> 00:44:23,800
Speaker 1: War Two, in a more modern America, they start pulling

766
00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:27,080
Speaker 1: that bullshit where they start taking ginger out of the

767
00:44:27,160 --> 00:44:30,520
Speaker 1: drink and just making a soda that people want to

768
00:44:30,600 --> 00:44:34,520
Speaker 1: drink for sugary purposes. And we're the only country that

769
00:44:34,760 --> 00:44:36,799
Speaker 1: is like that for real, for real, Like everyone has

770
00:44:36,840 --> 00:44:40,920
Speaker 1: their artificial products, but America's like, can we make everything fake?

771
00:44:41,600 --> 00:44:44,480
Speaker 1: Who was making fake apples? Can we get fake celery?

772
00:44:44,719 --> 00:44:48,720
Speaker 1: Like it's so weird. I remember I lived in London

773
00:44:48,719 --> 00:44:50,040
Speaker 1: for a little while and I was like, why are

774
00:44:50,120 --> 00:44:53,960
Speaker 1: the eggs not in the refrigerator? They just out when brown?

775
00:44:54,160 --> 00:44:57,000
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, this is like with this okay,

776
00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:58,440
Speaker 1: so y'all and get a y'all and even get a

777
00:44:58,520 --> 00:45:01,600
Speaker 1: chicken beech. Well, y'all give it no right. It turns

778
00:45:01,600 --> 00:45:05,120
Speaker 1: out that chickens don't lay their eggs in refrigerators, so

779
00:45:05,239 --> 00:45:08,160
Speaker 1: they can, in fact stay outside for longer than we

780
00:45:08,239 --> 00:45:12,600
Speaker 1: think they can. We just no, they are not there.

781
00:45:13,360 --> 00:45:14,960
Speaker 1: They just put them in a coup and then ch

782
00:45:15,560 --> 00:45:20,640
Speaker 1: don't get cold. They know they're pregnant. They got a

783
00:45:20,680 --> 00:45:23,200
Speaker 1: real cold, my coochie cold as they are. Huh, I

784
00:45:23,320 --> 00:45:30,080
Speaker 1: must be with child with eggs. And so here's where

785
00:45:30,080 --> 00:45:32,520
Speaker 1: it gets even more fascinating is that even the ginger

786
00:45:32,600 --> 00:45:36,000
Speaker 1: ale companies that are popular today, your urners, your your

787
00:45:36,080 --> 00:45:39,920
Speaker 1: Canada dry, your schwets as you are so fond of,

788
00:45:40,480 --> 00:45:43,839
Speaker 1: don't ever have to actually explain what's inside of their

789
00:45:43,920 --> 00:45:47,240
Speaker 1: drinks or how much ginger is contained in those drinks

790
00:45:47,560 --> 00:45:53,160
Speaker 1: because they don't want to quote unquote give away their formula. Yeah,

791
00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:59,080
Speaker 1: how you gonna be like our formula whatsoever? Listen, we

792
00:45:59,200 --> 00:46:02,279
Speaker 1: I don't think ginger should be a secret ingredient in

793
00:46:02,400 --> 00:46:05,160
Speaker 1: ginger ale. And that's the thing. They say, there is

794
00:46:05,280 --> 00:46:07,000
Speaker 1: ginger in it, but they don't want to say how

795
00:46:07,080 --> 00:46:09,200
Speaker 1: much because they don't want somebody to come in and

796
00:46:09,239 --> 00:46:13,560
Speaker 1: steal their ideas. It's a big scam. That's a huge scam.

797
00:46:13,600 --> 00:46:15,400
Speaker 1: That's like selling water and being like, look, we're not

798
00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:18,719
Speaker 1: gonna tell you how much actual waters in it. Okay, exactly,

799
00:46:18,840 --> 00:46:21,480
Speaker 1: this is some parts water. I ain't gonna tell you

800
00:46:21,480 --> 00:46:23,520
Speaker 1: how many parts this guys, some water up in it.

801
00:46:23,760 --> 00:46:26,280
Speaker 1: Here's where it gets even more devastating is that these

802
00:46:26,320 --> 00:46:29,439
Speaker 1: brands also do not claim that their drinks have any

803
00:46:29,480 --> 00:46:34,000
Speaker 1: medicinal powers, because that would require them to meet certain

804
00:46:34,120 --> 00:46:39,800
Speaker 1: regulations of ginger and ginger ale qualities. Right. They instead

805
00:46:39,840 --> 00:46:44,360
Speaker 1: rely on people to do basically word of mouth advertising

806
00:46:44,480 --> 00:46:48,799
Speaker 1: for them about the medicinal purposes of their drinks. And

807
00:46:48,840 --> 00:46:51,760
Speaker 1: we do a good job of that, and books are

808
00:46:51,760 --> 00:46:54,960
Speaker 1: walking general advertise. And I think that's the big takeaway

809
00:46:55,040 --> 00:46:57,799
Speaker 1: is whether or not these drinks are actually working is

810
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:02,800
Speaker 1: not particularly clear. But what is clear is that people

811
00:47:02,840 --> 00:47:06,080
Speaker 1: all over the world are happy to do the advertising

812
00:47:06,160 --> 00:47:10,040
Speaker 1: for these companies even when they can't actually prove that

813
00:47:10,080 --> 00:47:13,600
Speaker 1: this ship is true. And I love it. I mean, listen,

814
00:47:13,760 --> 00:47:22,600
Speaker 1: I'll advertise whatever, Snickers, ginger ale, white supremacists, crackers, anything

815
00:47:22,680 --> 00:47:25,879
Speaker 1: you need, I will put my name on it. Just

816
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:29,600
Speaker 1: don't use your racism on me. That's the Lacey Moseley way.

817
00:47:29,719 --> 00:47:33,200
Speaker 1: I love it. Wow, way to quote me, but for real, Like,

818
00:47:33,239 --> 00:47:36,279
Speaker 1: I remember when George Foreman started making grills and it

819
00:47:36,440 --> 00:47:39,000
Speaker 1: was like, what this thing though about grilling the own

820
00:47:39,120 --> 00:47:42,360
Speaker 1: leather sandals? I don't know, but we was buying that

821
00:47:42,480 --> 00:47:44,040
Speaker 1: grill so I want my name to be all just

822
00:47:44,160 --> 00:47:48,680
Speaker 1: random ship dolls, contact lenses, just stuff where they're like,

823
00:47:48,719 --> 00:47:53,840
Speaker 1: what and how did she get her name on contact lenses?

824
00:47:53,960 --> 00:47:56,719
Speaker 1: This is not good for people to be able to

825
00:47:56,719 --> 00:48:01,520
Speaker 1: see stuff. It's just in the corner and on. It's

826
00:48:01,560 --> 00:48:05,480
Speaker 1: just those little floaty things that just says lay, Yeah,

827
00:48:07,520 --> 00:48:09,880
Speaker 1: it's funny you bring up the George Forman grill because,

828
00:48:10,120 --> 00:48:13,720
Speaker 1: in fact, I listened to our interview with Whole Cogan,

829
00:48:13,840 --> 00:48:18,400
Speaker 1: once known racist Whole Cogan, uh clear Water, Florida, you

830
00:48:18,480 --> 00:48:22,040
Speaker 1: get it. Whole Cogan did an interview where he talked

831
00:48:22,040 --> 00:48:24,440
Speaker 1: about the fact that the George Foreman grill was in

832
00:48:24,520 --> 00:48:27,880
Speaker 1: fact supposed to be the Whole Cogan grill. They company

833
00:48:27,960 --> 00:48:30,879
Speaker 1: came to him and basically said, we've got grills, We've

834
00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:33,680
Speaker 1: got like blenders, we've got like all these things. What

835
00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:36,400
Speaker 1: you're trying to funk with, Hulk, And he didn't answer

836
00:48:36,440 --> 00:48:39,600
Speaker 1: the phone, And then when he finally called them back,

837
00:48:39,880 --> 00:48:43,480
Speaker 1: they had already given the grill to George Foreman, and

838
00:48:43,560 --> 00:48:47,080
Speaker 1: hold Cogan instead had to get like some bullshit spatula

839
00:48:47,320 --> 00:48:49,839
Speaker 1: and it didn't sell well. But George Foreman is now

840
00:48:49,880 --> 00:48:52,759
Speaker 1: a billionaire because of a grill. He just put his

841
00:48:52,840 --> 00:48:56,120
Speaker 1: name on and bro it was black post especially like

842
00:48:56,160 --> 00:48:58,440
Speaker 1: I feel like we did the advertisement for the George Foreman.

843
00:48:59,040 --> 00:49:01,560
Speaker 1: Every black we at too, my dad when I got

844
00:49:01,600 --> 00:49:05,760
Speaker 1: the little one and the big one, lean green grilling machine,

845
00:49:06,080 --> 00:49:08,920
Speaker 1: and that new George woman you got from coming on

846
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:11,759
Speaker 1: Wenna when George wan Like, we did so much work

847
00:49:11,840 --> 00:49:15,839
Speaker 1: for that for nothing, for absolutely free, and we helped

848
00:49:15,840 --> 00:49:19,120
Speaker 1: that brain damage man go on to become a very

849
00:49:19,200 --> 00:49:22,879
Speaker 1: successful businessman despite shout out to him and yeah whole

850
00:49:22,920 --> 00:49:25,040
Speaker 1: Hogan Blenders or whatever the fun See, that's what you

851
00:49:25,120 --> 00:49:30,480
Speaker 1: get for being Racistan. We love you, George Farman. And

852
00:49:30,520 --> 00:49:32,520
Speaker 1: if there's anything else you want to put your name on,

853
00:49:32,600 --> 00:49:35,759
Speaker 1: the black community will sell it for you. We will,

854
00:49:35,880 --> 00:49:38,560
Speaker 1: Like you don't even have to do the advertisement table

855
00:49:39,880 --> 00:49:46,279
Speaker 1: ceiling fans like, let us know George coming this fall,

856
00:49:46,440 --> 00:49:50,800
Speaker 1: George farming waste trainers. We are going to help these

857
00:49:50,960 --> 00:49:53,960
Speaker 1: become the most popular waste trainers on all of the Internet.

858
00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:57,560
Speaker 1: I'm so excited to see them. Yes, all you need

859
00:49:57,520 --> 00:50:00,960
Speaker 1: is a couple of those fashion over girls. That My

860
00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:03,879
Speaker 1: running joke on Twitter or Instagram two is that I

861
00:50:03,920 --> 00:50:06,200
Speaker 1: want to just get enough followers to where I can

862
00:50:06,280 --> 00:50:10,719
Speaker 1: be a tea influencer right now. I've just been striking out,

863
00:50:10,800 --> 00:50:15,600
Speaker 1: lipped in on boxes and putting fit, but I want

864
00:50:15,640 --> 00:50:17,920
Speaker 1: to sell diary and tea and be like, yeah, I

865
00:50:17,960 --> 00:50:20,600
Speaker 1: don't work out at all. It's literally just the tea.

866
00:50:21,280 --> 00:50:23,120
Speaker 1: I don't work out five days a week. It's the

867
00:50:23,239 --> 00:50:27,319
Speaker 1: tea ship for hours and hours a day. But the

868
00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:30,680
Speaker 1: tea I don't have to do anything. Have you never

869
00:50:30,760 --> 00:50:34,239
Speaker 1: felt like your intestines were just like a wide open freeway.

870
00:50:34,520 --> 00:50:38,120
Speaker 1: Are your intestines not thriving, but somehow your booty and

871
00:50:38,160 --> 00:50:41,680
Speaker 1: titties are. You got to drink this tea. That's the key.

872
00:50:41,719 --> 00:50:43,640
Speaker 1: I love it all right, We're gonna take one more

873
00:50:43,680 --> 00:50:46,200
Speaker 1: break and we'll be back with more Lazy Mosely and more.

874
00:50:46,280 --> 00:51:06,040
Speaker 1: My mama told me we are back. You go, yeah,

875
00:51:06,160 --> 00:51:09,160
Speaker 1: We're back here with more Lacey Mosley more. And my

876
00:51:09,239 --> 00:51:12,000
Speaker 1: mama told me we're still talking about them flat tummy

877
00:51:12,040 --> 00:51:17,120
Speaker 1: tease and the difference between between a regular flat tummy

878
00:51:17,120 --> 00:51:19,560
Speaker 1: T and a lift and flat tummy T, which is

879
00:51:19,600 --> 00:51:22,640
Speaker 1: just what Lacey uses, but when she crosses out the

880
00:51:22,680 --> 00:51:25,799
Speaker 1: lifting tidle so that she can sell it diarrhea to

881
00:51:25,840 --> 00:51:29,520
Speaker 1: the girls on the internet. Yes, the girls need diarrhea.

882
00:51:29,880 --> 00:51:32,799
Speaker 1: Have you ever fallen for it? Has there ever been

883
00:51:32,800 --> 00:51:35,400
Speaker 1: one of those things where like you you got trapped

884
00:51:35,440 --> 00:51:39,880
Speaker 1: in in whatever they were offering you. No, almost what

885
00:51:40,080 --> 00:51:41,640
Speaker 1: I did own a waste trainer. I will say that

886
00:51:41,680 --> 00:51:43,640
Speaker 1: I used to wear a waste trainer too. When I

887
00:51:43,640 --> 00:51:46,080
Speaker 1: waited tables. I would wear a waist trainer the whole shift.

888
00:51:46,200 --> 00:51:48,239
Speaker 1: It actually would help with my back, but yeah, I

889
00:51:48,239 --> 00:51:50,840
Speaker 1: would be like, sucked the funk in. Uh, you know,

890
00:51:50,920 --> 00:51:54,880
Speaker 1: just organs just in there, just organ pushing together in

891
00:51:54,880 --> 00:52:00,240
Speaker 1: a way that they're not supposed to say, you know.

892
00:52:00,480 --> 00:52:02,520
Speaker 1: But no. I remember I actually went to the store

893
00:52:02,520 --> 00:52:05,279
Speaker 1: and I found fit Tea in a Walgreens once, and

894
00:52:05,320 --> 00:52:07,120
Speaker 1: I love to like Instagram stores. I was like, y'all

895
00:52:07,160 --> 00:52:09,160
Speaker 1: should I buy this? And everyone's like no, it's just

896
00:52:09,160 --> 00:52:11,399
Speaker 1: gonna make you ship for days. I was like, that's

897
00:52:11,440 --> 00:52:16,000
Speaker 1: not fun. You're not telling me what them abs don't

898
00:52:16,080 --> 00:52:19,160
Speaker 1: look like? Though, don't Yeah, are the abs gonna be cute?

899
00:52:19,160 --> 00:52:22,000
Speaker 1: Because when I had the flu, like I was snatched,

900
00:52:22,120 --> 00:52:24,520
Speaker 1: I was like, damn, like I should just really get

901
00:52:24,520 --> 00:52:27,080
Speaker 1: the flu more. Maybe that's why flucys and is popping.

902
00:52:27,080 --> 00:52:30,239
Speaker 1: Everybody's like, no, we just like to get it people

903
00:52:30,280 --> 00:52:32,160
Speaker 1: to work there, Like I'm trying to get the flu too,

904
00:52:32,200 --> 00:52:34,799
Speaker 1: I'm trying to look good. But also like I don't

905
00:52:34,800 --> 00:52:36,600
Speaker 1: like to talk too much about like the weight loss

906
00:52:36,600 --> 00:52:38,480
Speaker 1: stuff because all of it is a scam and all

907
00:52:38,520 --> 00:52:41,760
Speaker 1: of it's super fat phobic, And I'm like, whatever body

908
00:52:41,800 --> 00:52:43,680
Speaker 1: you like and what you want your body to look like,

909
00:52:43,800 --> 00:52:47,000
Speaker 1: go the fuck off now if you would like to ship.

910
00:52:47,239 --> 00:52:52,240
Speaker 1: Also while doing that by my fittee, and I think

911
00:52:52,680 --> 00:52:55,480
Speaker 1: and I think if they were being more responsible, they

912
00:52:55,480 --> 00:52:59,680
Speaker 1: would say exactly that, like, look, your body, your choice.

913
00:53:00,040 --> 00:53:02,400
Speaker 1: You should feel comfortable the way that you are. There's

914
00:53:02,440 --> 00:53:04,680
Speaker 1: no reason for you to doubt even for a second

915
00:53:04,719 --> 00:53:06,839
Speaker 1: that the way that you're built there's something wrong with

916
00:53:06,880 --> 00:53:09,680
Speaker 1: it that you need to fix it. But if you're

917
00:53:09,680 --> 00:53:12,960
Speaker 1: trying to spend that money and ship yourself, I got you.

918
00:53:13,600 --> 00:53:15,319
Speaker 1: I got you. If you would like to make this

919
00:53:15,400 --> 00:53:20,520
Speaker 1: poor choice of uh like straight up vacuuming out your intestines,

920
00:53:20,760 --> 00:53:23,520
Speaker 1: let me know we got it for you. Six. Yeah.

921
00:53:23,560 --> 00:53:26,279
Speaker 1: That's the failure of capitalism is that it it just

922
00:53:26,400 --> 00:53:29,279
Speaker 1: doesn't tell you all the parts. It's not that we

923
00:53:29,360 --> 00:53:31,319
Speaker 1: don't have the right to sell these things. I think

924
00:53:31,360 --> 00:53:32,920
Speaker 1: you should have the right to sell those things. You

925
00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:35,160
Speaker 1: should just be a little more transparent about what the

926
00:53:35,160 --> 00:53:39,040
Speaker 1: repercussions and or experiences that are going to come out

927
00:53:39,080 --> 00:53:42,160
Speaker 1: of it. And that's what's so bad about television is

928
00:53:42,239 --> 00:53:45,799
Speaker 1: like we've cultivated this atmosphere. Like I used to think

929
00:53:45,840 --> 00:53:49,080
Speaker 1: that blonde hair was like a very common type of hair,

930
00:53:49,800 --> 00:53:53,200
Speaker 1: but it's actually extremely uncommon. It's just like you see

931
00:53:53,200 --> 00:53:55,200
Speaker 1: a lot of blonde white women on television, so you

932
00:53:55,200 --> 00:53:57,520
Speaker 1: think that there are more than what there are. That's

933
00:53:57,560 --> 00:53:59,560
Speaker 1: the same thing with like skinny as women on TV.

934
00:53:59,600 --> 00:54:03,879
Speaker 1: It's like our country is considered overweight in some way.

935
00:54:03,920 --> 00:54:06,279
Speaker 1: It's like, can't we just start throwing them up on

936
00:54:06,400 --> 00:54:09,480
Speaker 1: TV and acting like it's normal, because that's what's happening.

937
00:54:09,680 --> 00:54:11,480
Speaker 1: Whenever I see people fat shaming on the internet. I

938
00:54:11,600 --> 00:54:14,879
Speaker 1: was cooking on their profiles and I'm like, come on, dog,

939
00:54:14,960 --> 00:54:20,040
Speaker 1: you yucky? What you knowing? It's ok to fad, but like,

940
00:54:20,040 --> 00:54:21,759
Speaker 1: why are you mad at everybody else? For me that

941
00:54:22,560 --> 00:54:25,440
Speaker 1: Lizzo's comments all the time to prepare myself for people

942
00:54:25,440 --> 00:54:28,080
Speaker 1: being mean to me, I was about to say, Lizzo,

943
00:54:28,360 --> 00:54:31,240
Speaker 1: the way people talk to Lizzo, I I got sad

944
00:54:31,280 --> 00:54:33,120
Speaker 1: in a way that I can't even go back and

945
00:54:33,200 --> 00:54:36,200
Speaker 1: check on her. It's just like that's I try to

946
00:54:36,280 --> 00:54:38,800
Speaker 1: go and put some positivity and I put my legs

947
00:54:38,880 --> 00:54:40,800
Speaker 1: or whatever. But I always think about that because I'm like,

948
00:54:40,880 --> 00:54:42,880
Speaker 1: the more I work, the more people find me on

949
00:54:42,920 --> 00:54:44,879
Speaker 1: the internet. I'm like, they like me now, but they're

950
00:54:44,880 --> 00:54:46,719
Speaker 1: going to start being meaning to me soon. So I

951
00:54:46,760 --> 00:54:49,040
Speaker 1: read other people's comments to get up for the meaning. Well,

952
00:54:49,160 --> 00:54:52,799
Speaker 1: that's what's crazy. It's like she was thriving. She was

953
00:54:52,880 --> 00:54:56,720
Speaker 1: doing great for like a two year period where every

954
00:54:56,760 --> 00:54:59,359
Speaker 1: everything she did we celebrated it. We told her how

955
00:54:59,400 --> 00:55:03,240
Speaker 1: beautiful fool she was. She was groundbreaking. Look at you, twerking.

956
00:55:03,600 --> 00:55:06,080
Speaker 1: It jiggles more than the twerks were used to, but

957
00:55:06,160 --> 00:55:08,879
Speaker 1: we love it. Like everything was positive, and then as

958
00:55:08,920 --> 00:55:13,640
Speaker 1: soon as she did something that exceeded people's expectations for her,

959
00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:17,200
Speaker 1: they immediately like turned her into like some sort of

960
00:55:17,280 --> 00:55:19,959
Speaker 1: monster when it's none of that. It's just a nice

961
00:55:20,040 --> 00:55:22,719
Speaker 1: lady being silly on the internet and making you know,

962
00:55:23,080 --> 00:55:26,879
Speaker 1: good music. That's what they do when you rise to fame.

963
00:55:26,960 --> 00:55:29,480
Speaker 1: Remember Tiffany hat Ish, Like, I love her. I think

964
00:55:29,480 --> 00:55:31,840
Speaker 1: she's so nice. Um, I've only interacted with her a

965
00:55:31,880 --> 00:55:33,920
Speaker 1: few times, and she was so sweet and like when

966
00:55:33,960 --> 00:55:36,839
Speaker 1: she was rising up, they were like yeah, And as

967
00:55:36,880 --> 00:55:39,600
Speaker 1: soon as she got real popping, everybody's like, we hate

968
00:55:39,600 --> 00:55:42,200
Speaker 1: you now. And I'm like, this keeps happening, especially with

969
00:55:42,280 --> 00:55:45,680
Speaker 1: black women. Y'all gotter lift these queens up or just

970
00:55:45,800 --> 00:55:48,080
Speaker 1: let them let them live. You ain't, I don't know,

971
00:55:48,280 --> 00:55:51,000
Speaker 1: Like I I'm in a space where it's like, if

972
00:55:51,040 --> 00:55:53,640
Speaker 1: at any point this is distasteful to you to the

973
00:55:53,640 --> 00:55:56,080
Speaker 1: point that you want to say, just let it live.

974
00:55:56,280 --> 00:56:02,560
Speaker 1: It ain't bugging nobody in your group chat. I have

975
00:56:02,640 --> 00:56:06,160
Speaker 1: snarky comments about celebrities sometimes, and you know what I do.

976
00:56:06,320 --> 00:56:09,000
Speaker 1: I send it to my cup chat. Yeah, like tag

977
00:56:09,080 --> 00:56:11,000
Speaker 1: the person and be like, I think you have a

978
00:56:11,080 --> 00:56:16,400
Speaker 1: lazy you know, I tell I tell the six people

979
00:56:16,480 --> 00:56:18,799
Speaker 1: I care about most that they have a lazy eye,

980
00:56:19,040 --> 00:56:21,120
Speaker 1: and then we talk about it for hours. And I

981
00:56:21,200 --> 00:56:24,080
Speaker 1: pray that that group chat never becomes public because it'll

982
00:56:24,200 --> 00:56:26,719
Speaker 1: ruin my career and everyone else is around me, but

983
00:56:26,880 --> 00:56:30,640
Speaker 1: for now they're the only people that know. That's why

984
00:56:30,640 --> 00:56:33,160
Speaker 1: I start sending voice messages, the ones where you can't

985
00:56:33,239 --> 00:56:37,720
Speaker 1: keep it, Oh, come on with the time. Also scam

986
00:56:37,840 --> 00:56:40,880
Speaker 1: tips you can delete Instagram messages that you send to people,

987
00:56:41,600 --> 00:56:44,879
Speaker 1: send a message and then stealing back like a little

988
00:56:44,920 --> 00:56:48,279
Speaker 1: invisible inc I love that. That's great. Okay, let's play

989
00:56:48,320 --> 00:56:49,839
Speaker 1: a game. I want to play a game with you.

990
00:56:49,920 --> 00:56:52,440
Speaker 1: And this is a very fun game that I like

991
00:56:52,600 --> 00:57:00,279
Speaker 1: to call. Okay, this is homemade on oh been that

992
00:57:00,360 --> 00:57:02,520
Speaker 1: bad way up in the way that this game works

993
00:57:02,680 --> 00:57:05,440
Speaker 1: is I'm going to introduce to you a fact, a

994
00:57:05,600 --> 00:57:08,600
Speaker 1: standard true fact out in the world, and what I

995
00:57:08,600 --> 00:57:11,080
Speaker 1: would like for you to do is to hotep the

996
00:57:11,120 --> 00:57:14,799
Speaker 1: ship out of it, bringing all the conspiratorial crazy that

997
00:57:14,960 --> 00:57:18,520
Speaker 1: you think you need to make this fact feel less

998
00:57:18,560 --> 00:57:21,400
Speaker 1: like a fact and more like something that is destructive

999
00:57:21,680 --> 00:57:25,000
Speaker 1: to the black community or the people around it. Okay,

1000
00:57:25,640 --> 00:57:29,600
Speaker 1: got it? Great, So you're fact today. The US government

1001
00:57:30,200 --> 00:57:36,120
Speaker 1: starting in ten stopped keeping every tweet but instead just

1002
00:57:36,280 --> 00:57:40,440
Speaker 1: now he basically saves a very selective amount or certain

1003
00:57:40,600 --> 00:57:45,760
Speaker 1: selective group of tweets. But between two thousand six in ten,

1004
00:57:46,160 --> 00:57:51,400
Speaker 1: the US government saved every single public tweet, every single one.

1005
00:57:51,720 --> 00:57:54,640
Speaker 1: It's like kept in a database somewhere from two thousand

1006
00:57:54,720 --> 00:57:59,200
Speaker 1: six to why do you think that is? Hotep that

1007
00:57:59,280 --> 00:58:04,160
Speaker 1: ship for me? Make it as homemade hotel as you wish.

1008
00:58:04,800 --> 00:58:08,760
Speaker 1: So wow, first of all, first and foremost given all honor,

1009
00:58:08,880 --> 00:58:16,840
Speaker 1: two guys after kings and queens. In two thousand and six,

1010
00:58:16,880 --> 00:58:18,960
Speaker 1: I want to talk to you about a man. I

1011
00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:21,600
Speaker 1: want to talk to you about a man whose name

1012
00:58:21,800 --> 00:58:26,960
Speaker 1: is Barack Hussein Obama. And in two thousand six, this

1013
00:58:27,000 --> 00:58:29,919
Speaker 1: is where he really started getting percolate. This is when

1014
00:58:29,920 --> 00:58:33,080
Speaker 1: he started percolating. Everybody was like, okay, he was an alderman.

1015
00:58:33,360 --> 00:58:35,800
Speaker 1: Now he a senator. And look at this black man

1016
00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:37,960
Speaker 1: rise like a shooting stark, you know what I mean.

1017
00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:43,240
Speaker 1: People started whispering. They're like president, you know, and Twitter,

1018
00:58:43,520 --> 00:58:46,919
Speaker 1: Twitter knew this, and they saw they saw this thing

1019
00:58:47,040 --> 00:58:49,480
Speaker 1: coming right two thousand six, right, right, right? Why do

1020
00:58:49,520 --> 00:58:51,720
Speaker 1: you think that? Okay, so we're talking two thousands six,

1021
00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:54,320
Speaker 1: President will run two thousand seven, right, Okay, so we're

1022
00:58:54,320 --> 00:58:58,760
Speaker 1: talking Obama. Wait right, Obama's president. Right, everything's black. You

1023
00:58:58,760 --> 00:59:01,400
Speaker 1: know they're worried about nick revolt. You know, all things

1024
00:59:01,400 --> 00:59:03,360
Speaker 1: gonna get excited is their black leader are gonna come

1025
00:59:03,400 --> 00:59:05,360
Speaker 1: and you know it's gonna be too solid of a

1026
00:59:05,400 --> 00:59:07,320
Speaker 1: tour all over again. It's gonna be the Haitian Revolution.

1027
00:59:07,360 --> 00:59:08,880
Speaker 1: You know what they thought, like maybe nig's gonna get

1028
00:59:08,880 --> 00:59:11,800
Speaker 1: too spicy, so let's just keep all of their tweets, right,

1029
00:59:11,960 --> 00:59:15,160
Speaker 1: And that's why in seventeen, which is a year after

1030
00:59:15,560 --> 00:59:20,720
Speaker 1: Seen which right, that's when they stopped saving all the

1031
00:59:20,720 --> 00:59:22,040
Speaker 1: tweets cause I was like, we don't even need this.

1032
00:59:22,720 --> 00:59:24,960
Speaker 1: You don't gotta need growing office anymore. So now we're

1033
00:59:24,960 --> 00:59:28,360
Speaker 1: just gonna save like black Twitter issue. It's like, but y'all,

1034
00:59:28,400 --> 00:59:31,480
Speaker 1: black Twitter, we started getting a little too organized on Twitter. Now. Yeah,

1035
00:59:31,480 --> 00:59:34,520
Speaker 1: it's jokes like navy and jokes, you know, on anybody

1036
00:59:34,520 --> 00:59:37,240
Speaker 1: and anybody's circumstance, even when we thought was gonna have

1037
00:59:37,280 --> 00:59:40,320
Speaker 1: World War three jokes. But but now the government knows

1038
00:59:40,360 --> 00:59:43,320
Speaker 1: about black Twitter where we are like, but think about

1039
00:59:43,440 --> 00:59:45,920
Speaker 1: think about the last time you saw Wendy tweet. Why

1040
00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:51,160
Speaker 1: Wendy tweets so black Windy have a mix tape? It's

1041
00:59:51,200 --> 00:59:55,080
Speaker 1: all connected. Why does Wendy's have a mixtape? Because black

1042
00:59:55,080 --> 00:59:57,160
Speaker 1: people like mixtape and whether they sell them out of

1043
00:59:57,200 --> 00:59:59,160
Speaker 1: the trunk of their car. The government is trying to

1044
00:59:59,160 --> 01:00:04,919
Speaker 1: get inside Joe vehicle. Who hear you? Where they want

1045
01:00:04,960 --> 01:00:09,760
Speaker 1: you to go? Oh? Oh there it is there there,

1046
01:00:09,800 --> 01:00:17,200
Speaker 1: it is ladies and gentlemen. That's mother complete, Oh man,

1047
01:00:17,360 --> 01:00:20,040
Speaker 1: that you you brought up a lot of powerful ship here.

1048
01:00:20,320 --> 01:00:23,760
Speaker 1: You're saying that there's a real possibility that they started

1049
01:00:23,760 --> 01:00:27,320
Speaker 1: tracking every single tweet as a way of containing this

1050
01:00:27,400 --> 01:00:31,480
Speaker 1: nigger revolution that was building in relation or potentially building

1051
01:00:31,520 --> 01:00:34,120
Speaker 1: in relation to Barack Obama. And then as soon as

1052
01:00:34,160 --> 01:00:36,520
Speaker 1: he was out of office, they no longer needed to

1053
01:00:36,520 --> 01:00:38,600
Speaker 1: collect all of those tweets because they had all the

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Speaker 1: information and documentation that they needed. And for some reason,

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Speaker 1: Wendy's is connected to all of that you did. You

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Speaker 1: did all the things that a hotep is meant to do.

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Speaker 1: Why are the patties square? Uh? Now? There it is

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Speaker 1: because in a box, the key to being a good

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Speaker 1: hotep is and like you said, thank God, and then

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Speaker 1: and then really connected to a bunch of things that

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Speaker 1: are nonsensical while making a few really good points perfect.

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Speaker 1: Why is when they slogan fresh and never frozen, what

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Speaker 1: a black people like to be fresh? Fresh? Why pontificate

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Speaker 1: on that? Kings and Queens, listen, I'm thinking about it,

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Speaker 1: and I know my listeners at home are also thinking

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Speaker 1: about it, probably in different ways than we anticipated, but

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Speaker 1: they're thinking about it. A lot of tr Dictionary of

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Speaker 1: vocabulary and stop putting two and three together. Exactly. Well, Lazy,

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Speaker 1: I think we did it. You nailed it. You nailed

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Speaker 1: being on the podcast. What a great guest. Could you

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Speaker 1: tell all the people where they can find you, what

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Speaker 1: cool ship you have going on? Yes, Kings and Queens,

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Speaker 1: don't break characters, stay in it. Don't let me ruin it.

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Speaker 1: Go ahead, Kings and Queens. The opressional Hebrew is realed.

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Speaker 1: Y'all can find me at D D A l A

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Speaker 1: c I Diva Lacey on all platforms, and if you'd

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Speaker 1: like to listen to my podcast, which is about robbery

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Speaker 1: and comedy, that's that scam got a spot on all platforms.

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Speaker 1: M Lazy mostly so funny. I'll also feel free to

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Speaker 1: follow me on all the platforms. I'm not gonna do

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Speaker 1: it in character. This is my personality all the time.

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Speaker 1: And also, please, I would love for you to send

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Speaker 1: me drops or potential conspiracy theories that you believe, and specifically,

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Speaker 1: if you want to send voice memos, there's a possibility

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Speaker 1: that we would unpack them on episodes in the future,

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Speaker 1: so please send all those to uh my Mama pot

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Speaker 1: at gmail dot com and otherwise, get the funk out

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Speaker 1: of here by owasly money. Rcually do many turnkey stuff.

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Speaker 1: I can't tell me nothing, my lo