WEBVTT - Dennis Hof Interview 0:00:00.840 --> 0:00:07.400 A real key for real celebrity joined the Breakfast Morning. 0:00:07.400 --> 0:00:11.200 Everybody is DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlemagne the guy. We 0:00:11.280 --> 0:00:14.400 are the Breakfast Club. We have a special guest, special 0:00:14.440 --> 0:00:17.320 guest in the building. He's the owner of the Moonlight 0:00:17.360 --> 0:00:19.880 Bunny Ranch in Nevada. Yes, he goes by the name 0:00:19.880 --> 0:00:23.320 of Dennis Half. I'm glad to be here. I'm here 0:00:23.360 --> 0:00:25.680 having a good time. I just I got something really 0:00:25.720 --> 0:00:29.240 great going on because Charcamine's brother wants to go to 0:00:29.240 --> 0:00:31.280 work at the Bunny Ranch. Okay, now I saw that 0:00:31.320 --> 0:00:34.200 you have a job opening. You need like testers or something. Well, yeah, 0:00:34.240 --> 0:00:36.440 we really The New York Daily News put something out 0:00:36.479 --> 0:00:39.159 about us hiring testers, and I think I found my 0:00:39.159 --> 0:00:41.240 man right here in the lobby to do. How do 0:00:41.320 --> 0:00:43.159 you test? Well, what he's got to do is come 0:00:43.200 --> 0:00:46.240 to Nevada and I have seven locations, three outside of 0:00:46.280 --> 0:00:49.839 Las Vegas and four in northern Nevada and Christy and 0:00:49.840 --> 0:00:51.440 I'll give him a list of things that we want 0:00:51.440 --> 0:00:53.720 to check on. Uh is the girl we call it 0:00:53.760 --> 0:00:56.640 the Doho, the girl at the front door. She answering 0:00:56.680 --> 0:00:59.800 the door, right, take a secret shopper, Yeah, exactly, shopper. 0:00:59.840 --> 0:01:02.000 Then as the bartender serving the right drinks, got the 0:01:02.080 --> 0:01:04.880 right attitude. I forget all about what about mouth and vagina? Yes, 0:01:05.480 --> 0:01:07.880 in the room. Then we get down to in the room. Okay, 0:01:07.920 --> 0:01:10.840 about negotiation? Are they are they playing the right music? 0:01:10.880 --> 0:01:13.280 Are they having fun? Do they know all the positions? 0:01:13.560 --> 0:01:15.399 And so I got to ask him how many? How 0:01:15.400 --> 0:01:18.440 many positions he knows because it's this is very intense. Well, okay, 0:01:18.480 --> 0:01:20.280 so I do know a few people have had sex 0:01:20.319 --> 0:01:23.360 with him. They said it's not that great. Oh you know, 0:01:23.560 --> 0:01:25.760 so is it like okay, well that's not up to 0:01:25.840 --> 0:01:28.880 us to be good? Right? No, no, no, But I mean, 0:01:29.040 --> 0:01:30.760 what if some guy comes in and like, what's the 0:01:30.840 --> 0:01:36.039 smallest penis you've ever seen? Wetroduces? Goodness? Maybe maybe like 0:01:36.520 --> 0:01:40.360 three inches? Yeah, what do we do with that? Not 0:01:40.440 --> 0:01:46.679 a whole lot about her ex boyfriend? Nobody? What do 0:01:46.720 --> 0:01:48.200 you like? And what if he says is it big? 0:01:48.240 --> 0:01:51.680 You have to tell him yes, um yeah, yeah. You 0:01:51.680 --> 0:01:54.040 don't want to make him feel bad, so you kind 0:01:54.040 --> 0:01:57.720 of have to you So, whoa, that's an acting job. Yeah, 0:01:58.080 --> 0:02:00.240 it is an acting job. But it's fun, you know, 0:02:00.440 --> 0:02:03.600 And most sales jos are the most sales jobs are, 0:02:03.640 --> 0:02:07.560 though Chrissy was the University of Michigan cheerleader. Really came out, 0:02:07.640 --> 0:02:10.120 paid off for school loans, and then went back. Now 0:02:10.160 --> 0:02:14.080 she's thirteen months from a PhD. Nice and it's Chrissy 0:02:14.160 --> 0:02:18.000 your girlfriend. Now, yeah, it's beautiful. Is she fun? I 0:02:18.080 --> 0:02:20.520 know you have your your personal girlfriend. Yeah. So do 0:02:20.560 --> 0:02:25.160 you let other guys smash? No? No smashing. She's here 0:02:25.200 --> 0:02:29.600 for showing work in the business. But I'm actually tired 0:02:29.840 --> 0:02:32.800 for I make herself sound old and tired and something. 0:02:33.400 --> 0:02:35.799 Now she's going to school and going to school from 0:02:35.800 --> 0:02:39.040 her know what's going on here? She got that good 0:02:39.080 --> 0:02:42.640 poom poom, the best, the best. It was like, nope, 0:02:42.800 --> 0:02:46.359 not telling myself. He has a way to describe things 0:02:46.680 --> 0:02:48.840 so great. I love the way you describe your stuff. 0:02:48.840 --> 0:02:51.079 Now do you have overweight women in your own Well 0:02:51.080 --> 0:02:54.519 there's a few, but it's there's not a huge demand 0:02:55.320 --> 0:02:57.280 like you would like if somebody was a big fat girl, 0:02:57.280 --> 0:03:01.200 well they would call it a BVWK like Drake likes 0:03:01.240 --> 0:03:04.160 his women. B Yeah, you like the big girls. No, 0:03:04.240 --> 0:03:08.119 you said Drake Drake's or Drake. I'm sorry, big girl, 0:03:08.760 --> 0:03:11.240 not overly big. I mean I get a lot of 0:03:11.240 --> 0:03:14.120 them that apply. But you know you there's there's not 0:03:14.320 --> 0:03:16.440 a whole lot of demand. Did you say that one 0:03:16.440 --> 0:03:18.520 more time we call them? Can you say that it's 0:03:18.560 --> 0:03:21.280 not a whole lot of demand for fatch? You just 0:03:21.320 --> 0:03:26.720 say please? Oh my god, the motivation You're right for 0:03:26.720 --> 0:03:29.200 the So I'll be at CNN and I'll be there 0:03:29.240 --> 0:03:32.040 fighting with Nancy Grace. Like last week you said fat 0:03:32.160 --> 0:03:35.760 checks can't make money. That is mister hoff that Chrissy. 0:03:35.800 --> 0:03:37.360 What did what did Nancy Grace say to be you 0:03:37.880 --> 0:03:42.680 but the devil? Oh? When you said prostitutions not going away, 0:03:42.880 --> 0:03:45.360 She's like, you want to know who prostitutions not going 0:03:45.400 --> 0:03:50.400 away because of the devil. You should have said no, 0:03:50.400 --> 0:03:55.240 the devil has nothing to do. And people wanted to buy, 0:03:54.520 --> 0:03:57.480 say yeah, exactly what I want. What I wanted to 0:03:57.520 --> 0:04:01.880 say was does the Devil worth high high or panty Hills? 0:04:02.240 --> 0:04:04.960 I don't know, but she would have spun her head, 0:04:05.000 --> 0:04:08.440 would have spun out the least loved in your thing? 0:04:08.480 --> 0:04:10.640 Like what was the most loved nationale and what was 0:04:10.680 --> 0:04:13.440 the least love Well, I think I think he's not working. 0:04:13.680 --> 0:04:18.400 I think I think blondes are probably it. Uh, the boys, 0:04:18.480 --> 0:04:20.200 the nationality, I don't know. About No. No, I mean 0:04:20.200 --> 0:04:22.760 I'm talking about as far as demand. I think blondes 0:04:22.800 --> 0:04:26.120 are number one. As far as nationality. Gosh, you know 0:04:26.160 --> 0:04:28.479 what if if you are we are car dealers, you 0:04:28.480 --> 0:04:30.719 know what we'd say, there's an ask for every seat, Okay, 0:04:30.839 --> 0:04:33.120 and so it just it just kind of it works out. 0:04:33.160 --> 0:04:36.599 It's beautiful. It doesn't matter she has blonde hair, she's brunette, 0:04:36.680 --> 0:04:40.159 or she's black or white or Hispanic. Yeah, there's a 0:04:40.200 --> 0:04:44.839 lot of beautiful black girls Asian, a lot as many 0:04:44.880 --> 0:04:47.440 Asian girls want to go to work. But yes we 0:04:47.520 --> 0:04:49.840 do hire Asian girl like like aw would make it. 0:04:50.080 --> 0:04:53.120 Didn't tell me you specializing in pink, but telling you 0:04:53.160 --> 0:04:56.200 specialize in pink. It don't matter what colored out? Guys? 0:04:56.200 --> 0:04:58.159 Are we on real radio? Can I say that? Guys 0:05:00.720 --> 0:05:04.479 keep saying that? Are you believing him? Is that? What about? 0:05:04.600 --> 0:05:07.960 It would be great if he would vain. Yeah, I'm 0:05:08.000 --> 0:05:10.280 so used to keeping it politically correct. Now we can 0:05:10.320 --> 0:05:20.080 go where, well, who gets the most work on your farm? 0:05:20.320 --> 0:05:25.159 Were vain? Here? It's all our getting Okay. No, people, 0:05:25.279 --> 0:05:27.920 people are working developing new product for me right now 0:05:27.920 --> 0:05:30.560 in the backseat of a car somewhere eighteen years from 0:05:30.560 --> 0:05:33.360 now they're becoming to work for me. Was Chris Rock 0:05:33.400 --> 0:05:35.960 said the big challenges keeping your daughter off the pole, 0:05:36.560 --> 0:05:40.160 keeping off the pole, and off reality TV nowadays exactly exactly. 0:05:40.240 --> 0:05:42.479 So who gets the most working on the ranch? Well, 0:05:42.680 --> 0:05:45.440 I think it's really split up. I have to truthfully 0:05:45.480 --> 0:05:48.680 say that the girl with the greatest personality and people's skills, 0:05:49.040 --> 0:05:51.440 because it's as much about that as it is the sex. 0:05:51.720 --> 0:05:53.200 I mean, a lot of guys come in there and 0:05:53.960 --> 0:05:55.880 what they're missing is fun in their life. You know, 0:05:56.120 --> 0:05:58.760 they're married. He's getting up at six in the morning 0:05:58.760 --> 0:06:00.240 to go to work. She goes to working for in 0:06:00.279 --> 0:06:03.279 the afternoon. Their days off are different. They never they 0:06:03.320 --> 0:06:05.599 have hallway sex. They say, I you walking down the 0:06:05.600 --> 0:06:08.040 hallway to each other, that's what they have. So they're 0:06:08.040 --> 0:06:11.279 missing that fun and you peed on. You want to 0:06:11.279 --> 0:06:12.880 suck false out of buch. They want to get talk 0:06:14.320 --> 0:06:18.039 this guy. I love this guy, but well, Chrissy, now, Chrissy, 0:06:18.080 --> 0:06:20.440 tell him about your your When she came to work there, 0:06:20.640 --> 0:06:23.240 she'd been with one guy one time and then with me. Yeah, 0:06:23.560 --> 0:06:26.159 the first party she got picked out of the lineup. Okay, 0:06:26.279 --> 0:06:32.120 first party, first party, Yeah, tell them, Oh no, it's real. 0:06:32.240 --> 0:06:34.560 It's a real deal. I used to date a preacher 0:06:34.760 --> 0:06:37.720 son actually seriously for like three years. What about your 0:06:37.720 --> 0:06:39.640 first party? My first party is some guy picked me 0:06:39.640 --> 0:06:41.520 out of a lineup and he just he paid me 0:06:41.520 --> 0:06:43.640 twenty five hundred dollars to pray for me. But he 0:06:43.680 --> 0:06:49.840 wanted me to masturbate with that's it. No sucks like 0:06:49.960 --> 0:06:54.159 rub myself over my clowns. Now, that don't make you normal, 0:06:54.560 --> 0:07:00.839 you feel, you feel better about yourself. And he mathurbated 0:07:00.880 --> 0:07:03.600 with my clothes on fron He's I'm like, I just 0:07:03.600 --> 0:07:05.320 need you to come in here a few more times. 0:07:05.720 --> 0:07:09.080 Baths student wants easier to save. You know, there's a 0:07:09.160 --> 0:07:11.200 lot of guys like that captain save a hoe. You know, 0:07:11.240 --> 0:07:14.680 they want to want to come in and save girls. 0:07:14.840 --> 0:07:16.680 When the girls are there for a reason, they're there 0:07:16.720 --> 0:07:19.400 for a goal. You know. A lot of girls come 0:07:19.480 --> 0:07:22.160 in and work. They got married young, they didn't get 0:07:22.160 --> 0:07:25.440 the education they need, and the guy disappears and they 0:07:25.520 --> 0:07:27.880 got no money, and so they're looking for something where 0:07:27.880 --> 0:07:29.680 they can make five or ten grand in four or 0:07:29.680 --> 0:07:32.000 five days, and that's it. I mean, the average girl 0:07:32.040 --> 0:07:33.720 works works a week out of the month, it makes 0:07:33.760 --> 0:07:36.240 one hundred thousand a year. Average girl. Top girls are 0:07:36.240 --> 0:07:38.440 making half a million a year. It's great. What about 0:07:38.760 --> 0:07:41.600 you've had one of the girls here Brook Taylor. She 0:07:41.680 --> 0:07:48.200 makes more money and she can spend. Yeah, we're doing 0:07:48.200 --> 0:07:50.280 a lot of streaming on Saturday nights. We stream it 0:07:50.320 --> 0:07:53.560 at the Bunny Ranch. Chrissy hosts the show and basically 0:07:53.560 --> 0:07:56.360 it's a video lineup, So you're gonna get to meet 0:07:56.400 --> 0:07:59.640 fifteen or twenty or thirty girls in a night. Chrissy's 0:07:59.640 --> 0:08:01.560 gonna in of you. Where'd you come from? You know? 0:08:02.160 --> 0:08:04.080 Why are you? Why are you here? You know, give 0:08:04.080 --> 0:08:06.520 me some background about you? Uh, you know, how'd you 0:08:06.560 --> 0:08:09.760 lose your virginity? Who is that at home? Watch the story? 0:08:10.160 --> 0:08:12.960 Yeah exactly, you know what. That's why that guy doesn't 0:08:12.960 --> 0:08:15.960 come in and see you anymore. I'm gone, I'm already saved. 0:08:16.000 --> 0:08:19.440 I'm out of the business. You were kind of captain 0:08:19.520 --> 0:08:21.760 table hoole too, Dinnis. You don't come to think what 0:08:21.920 --> 0:08:26.920 I think? Yeah, Dennis, Yeah exactly. She was a fan here. 0:08:27.080 --> 0:08:30.160 Chrissy is the reason why you use parental controls on 0:08:30.200 --> 0:08:33.640 your TV because at fifteen she was watching Cathhouse and 0:08:33.760 --> 0:08:36.840 here we are fifteen. I was grounded my mom's a 0:08:36.840 --> 0:08:41.440 Southern Baptist, so they're really crazy religious. Now, huh, how 0:08:41.440 --> 0:08:43.960 do they feel about it? They don't like the business. 0:08:44.240 --> 0:08:46.280 Heck no, they don't like the business. But you don't 0:08:46.280 --> 0:08:49.560 get that. Yeah, come when you bring Dennis home, Yeah, 0:08:49.679 --> 0:08:52.839 of course I can coming. Guess it's coming to dinner. 0:08:53.080 --> 0:08:55.719 That's different. I mean looking her down naturally. Dinners. You 0:08:55.760 --> 0:08:58.800 gotta use like feaology. Oh no, and I'm doing it 0:08:58.840 --> 0:09:05.040 all We've been doing it all out. Oh yeah, I've 0:09:05.080 --> 0:09:06.719 got these girls. I got three new girls at the 0:09:06.800 --> 0:09:12.400 ranch of Viagra, Celis and Levitra. That's their names. Is it? 0:09:12.440 --> 0:09:14.000 Is it hard for you, Chrissy? Because I know the 0:09:14.040 --> 0:09:17.360 women get very jealous and possessive over Dennis and may 0:09:17.480 --> 0:09:20.760 tend to hate whoever Dennis is dating. Um, they're pretty 0:09:20.840 --> 0:09:23.240 nice to me to my face, I don't know. Well, okay, 0:09:23.280 --> 0:09:25.320 they're pretty nice to me when Dennis is around. When 0:09:25.360 --> 0:09:27.559 I said alone with them, they're kind of catty and 0:09:27.960 --> 0:09:32.280 talk mean things about certain things. Looking bitches, know you 0:09:32.400 --> 0:09:34.720 to queen in a ranch up there? You go? Okay, 0:09:34.720 --> 0:09:36.800 Oh yeah, I don't listen to them at all though, 0:09:36.840 --> 0:09:39.720 I'm just like, whatever, are you nervous? Because you know, Dennis, 0:09:39.800 --> 0:09:41.760 every time I see you, you have a different girlfriend. 0:09:42.040 --> 0:09:45.719 Well is that four or five? Does that make you 0:09:45.760 --> 0:09:49.839 feel like this is there an expiration date on? Yeah? 0:09:49.880 --> 0:09:53.319 I think every girl that's ever abound with him the one. 0:09:53.400 --> 0:09:57.439 Look at it took me four thousand girls to find 0:09:57.440 --> 0:09:58.880 the right one and I've got the right one. Ye, 0:09:59.000 --> 0:10:03.160 that's actually four thousand girls. My man, d H baby 0:10:03.440 --> 0:10:07.160 game you ought to designated hit it for real, Jesus Christ. 0:10:07.400 --> 0:10:10.160 Brook still worked out. Brooks still there. She's doing great 0:10:10.200 --> 0:10:11.840 and we see her all the time and she's just 0:10:12.160 --> 0:10:14.679 sweetest can be. You come out and party with her 0:10:15.559 --> 0:10:20.720 brook a few times. I talk about it one to 0:10:20.800 --> 0:10:24.360 ten where we're tied her up. Let's hold her back. 0:10:24.640 --> 0:10:26.480 Can we send Can we fly him out there and 0:10:26.880 --> 0:10:29.439 do a thing from the from the ranch while he's 0:10:29.440 --> 0:10:32.080 in the room with Brooke. Well, I'm married now, so 0:10:32.120 --> 0:10:33.199 what I would like to do is come out to 0:10:33.240 --> 0:10:37.800 the ranch and pray for the girls. Bring your wife, Yeah, 0:10:39.400 --> 0:10:41.839 bring your wife three times. Should do threesomes at the 0:10:41.880 --> 0:10:45.600 rancho all the time. It's crazy all the time. That's 0:10:45.679 --> 0:10:48.120 number one. If the family feud was having a top 0:10:48.160 --> 0:10:51.520 sexual thing about men, it would be a threesome. Every 0:10:51.559 --> 0:10:53.720 man thinks about it. Like when I walked when I 0:10:53.760 --> 0:10:55.480 walked in here, I looked at Sasha, and I thought 0:10:55.480 --> 0:10:57.320 about her and Chrissie, and I said, I had him 0:10:57.320 --> 0:10:59.920 stripped down in my mind and and I had him 0:11:00.160 --> 0:11:02.800 as a crazy thing, because I mean, don't you guys 0:11:02.800 --> 0:11:04.839 think like that too? Oh that was back in my 0:11:04.880 --> 0:11:10.439 old days. I'm married now. That way, I got to 0:11:10.480 --> 0:11:16.880 ask her, I don't know. It's Sasha's hot though, I 0:11:16.920 --> 0:11:23.440 think she do it. But she's smiling. That's that. And 0:11:23.520 --> 0:11:27.240 she's got the month and make one hundred thousands. But 0:11:27.320 --> 0:11:29.920 I'm really picky with girls. But she's hot. But I'm 0:11:29.960 --> 0:11:32.720 really picky with girls. Let you see, she's hot. Really, 0:11:32.800 --> 0:11:34.360 I do have a fantasy. I do want to see 0:11:34.360 --> 0:11:36.520 like four girls all masturbating at the same time, and 0:11:36.520 --> 0:11:38.000 then they all like sport at the same time. But 0:11:38.120 --> 0:11:39.720 you want to small people at one time. That's very 0:11:42.160 --> 0:11:44.560 that's hard. That's hard to coordinate that because it takes 0:11:44.559 --> 0:11:46.640 a lot of excitement and to get it coordinated all 0:11:46.760 --> 0:11:49.160 the same It might be one and ten seconds later 0:11:49.200 --> 0:11:51.800 another one or fifteen second. But we've got yeah, we 0:11:51.840 --> 0:11:54.079 can work that. We'll fix your fantasy. You got a 0:11:54.080 --> 0:11:56.400 book out to right, I got a book out. It's amazing. 0:11:56.440 --> 0:11:58.760 I tell all the stories. I tell what the girls 0:11:58.760 --> 0:12:00.840 are doing in the rooms to keep the men happy. 0:12:00.920 --> 0:12:03.720 It should have said what Harvard Business School didn't teach you. 0:12:03.920 --> 0:12:06.680 And it's got testimonials from all my buddies in the 0:12:06.679 --> 0:12:09.439 owner of the Lakers, to just you name it, radio 0:12:09.520 --> 0:12:13.920 hosts and crazy Ron Jeremy and I are your best friend, Well, 0:12:13.920 --> 0:12:15.920 it's my best friend. And we were in New York 0:12:16.000 --> 0:12:18.800 last week and he's my best friend. And he's the 0:12:18.840 --> 0:12:22.040 craziest guy in the world, and and he's he's probably 0:12:22.040 --> 0:12:24.040 the only guy who knows has slept with more girls 0:12:24.040 --> 0:12:26.000 than me. They name of the book is something Pimping, right, 0:12:26.160 --> 0:12:28.120 the Art of the Pimp. So you don't mind being 0:12:28.160 --> 0:12:29.840 called a pimp? Well, I don't mind. It depends on 0:12:29.880 --> 0:12:32.520 who's saying it. If you guys are saying it, or 0:12:32.840 --> 0:12:36.480 my rapper friends are saying it, we're fine. Sean Hannity 0:12:36.480 --> 0:12:41.120 says it. Guess what it's on. It's on exactly. It's like, 0:12:41.200 --> 0:12:43.640 it's like you using the N word with him, Yeah, okay, 0:12:43.760 --> 0:12:47.360 it happens as they use it with me, and it's like, yeah, 0:12:47.360 --> 0:12:49.720 cool because I'm one of the guys. And so it 0:12:49.800 --> 0:12:52.520 just depends on who's using the word and what contexts 0:12:52.520 --> 0:12:54.800 are using it. But when it was some with a 0:12:54.880 --> 0:12:58.000 square like like I I spoke at the Sorbon. I 0:12:58.040 --> 0:13:00.160 had the honor of speaking at the most fat this 0:13:00.240 --> 0:13:03.040 place in France three weeks ago, and somebody said something 0:13:03.040 --> 0:13:04.840 about a pimp, and you know, we're gonna, we're gonna 0:13:04.840 --> 0:13:08.600 go get down, okay, And especially on TV shows like 0:13:08.600 --> 0:13:11.320 like Nancy Grace last week, I had her head spinning, 0:13:11.960 --> 0:13:13.520 Hugh and green stuff. I don't want to know what 0:13:13.640 --> 0:13:15.079 she's coming down so hard on you because it's like 0:13:15.120 --> 0:13:16.679 she's trying to get you to outlaw sex. But it 0:13:16.679 --> 0:13:19.240 isn't illegal in Nevada. It's it's legal in Nevada every 0:13:19.240 --> 0:13:22.079 place but Las Vegas and Reno. Now people think it's 0:13:22.160 --> 0:13:25.079 legal in Vegas because they think and a couple of 0:13:25.120 --> 0:13:29.199 thousand people get arrested every month in Las Vegas hiring hookers. 0:13:29.400 --> 0:13:32.240 They really stand outside in hand out like flyers. Well 0:13:32.240 --> 0:13:33.880 you should have all the girls to your room, so 0:13:34.520 --> 0:13:36.760 we'll get a girl to your room faster than the pizza, right, 0:13:36.920 --> 0:13:38.920 you know, And that's what they say, and they got 0:13:38.920 --> 0:13:42.079 billboard trucks running. It's all illegal, and the cops set 0:13:42.160 --> 0:13:44.880 up sting operations and they rest a lot of famous people. 0:13:45.040 --> 0:13:47.079 You know, they're they're grabbing a lot of people. But 0:13:47.120 --> 0:13:49.920 you gotta legalize the business. You gotta take there. It looking. 0:13:50.120 --> 0:13:53.319 It didn't work with with liquor, prohibition didn't work. The 0:13:53.360 --> 0:13:56.360 criminals made the money. Uh, it's it didn't work. You 0:13:56.400 --> 0:13:58.720 see what the deal with weed is. It's that hasn't worked. 0:13:58.880 --> 0:14:01.080 And now that weed is get legal in a lot 0:14:01.120 --> 0:14:04.120 of states, the drug cartel is shift into heroin. That's 0:14:04.160 --> 0:14:07.400 the big deal now. And uh and it's it's never 0:14:07.520 --> 0:14:10.880 it's not gonna work. The numbers the mob, guys, we 0:14:10.880 --> 0:14:13.200 were down a little literally last night talking to use 0:14:13.280 --> 0:14:17.520 this analogy. The mob made a fortune off numbers games. 0:14:17.800 --> 0:14:20.680 Now who makes that money? A lot of takes in 0:14:20.840 --> 0:14:23.720 billions of dollars. So prohibition doesn't work. They've got to 0:14:23.800 --> 0:14:26.880 legalize it. I've got the answer. Every politician should read 0:14:26.880 --> 0:14:30.400 my damn book and everybody everybody else should be calling 0:14:30.400 --> 0:14:32.880 their politicians say hey, let's do it this way. We're 0:14:32.960 --> 0:14:36.200 tired of sex traffic and am underage girls. It's it's 0:14:36.320 --> 0:14:43.840 it's repulsive. Are you um fall from the strip. Well, okay, 0:14:43.920 --> 0:14:49.640 I'll have a limo comfort you just a little that 0:14:49.960 --> 0:14:51.280 I was gonna ask. I was gonna say, you know, 0:14:51.440 --> 0:14:53.200 do you when you have to fight in Vegas? It 0:14:53.520 --> 0:14:56.040 there's like your traffic gold times ten. Oh yeah, the 0:14:56.080 --> 0:14:58.720 limo's running back for my places. I have three places 0:14:58.720 --> 0:15:01.560 in southern Nevada that are one hour from the strip. 0:15:01.960 --> 0:15:04.520 In northern Nevada where the money ranches. I had four 0:15:04.520 --> 0:15:08.160 places up there, but you fly into Reno, Reno, it's 0:15:08.320 --> 0:15:11.720 Reno like Tahoe thing. But yeah, during the fights, uh 0:15:12.080 --> 0:15:14.640 final four. I mean when there's an event in Vegas 0:15:14.760 --> 0:15:18.440 or art radio festival coming, Yeah, absolutely, I need to 0:15:18.480 --> 0:15:21.160 come down to that. That's always fun and uh so yeah, 0:15:21.240 --> 0:15:24.720 but it's it's just the book is fun. Uh, it's 0:15:24.720 --> 0:15:26.880 a great read. I even I took the book to 0:15:26.960 --> 0:15:30.840 a guy named Robert Grossman. And Robert Grossman is an 0:15:30.880 --> 0:15:34.480 America's cartoonist. He does all the covers of New Yorker magazine, 0:15:34.560 --> 0:15:37.520 Time Magazine, cartoon guy, and he did a thirty two 0:15:37.560 --> 0:15:41.400 page comic book. That's a part of the book. Uh, 0:15:42.880 --> 0:15:45.200 it's about my whole life. He's got it's got Christy 0:15:45.280 --> 0:15:49.480 and it's got Ron, Heidi Fly's, Larry Flynn, Andy Kaufman. Uh, 0:15:49.760 --> 0:15:52.920 it's all all my all my friends over the years 0:15:52.960 --> 0:15:56.120 running around yeah the city. Yeah, he's my buddy. You know, 0:15:56.160 --> 0:15:58.240 we were what happened with her dude ranch that she 0:15:58.400 --> 0:16:02.000 was stud r She wanted. What she wanted to do 0:16:02.920 --> 0:16:05.560 is have a place in southern Nevada. And that's how 0:16:05.560 --> 0:16:08.200 she got me interested in southern Nevada because the Bunny 0:16:08.240 --> 0:16:10.200 Ranches is the flagship. I mean, it's the most famous 0:16:10.200 --> 0:16:12.960 place in the world. She wanted a Heidi stud farm, 0:16:13.280 --> 0:16:16.320 which would be perfect for your brother, and uh, it 0:16:16.360 --> 0:16:22.120 doesn't like guys. Well, it was for girls. Yeah, yeah, exactly. 0:16:24.400 --> 0:16:27.000 He didn't look gay to me, so, I mean it's 0:16:27.040 --> 0:16:31.160 for girls and so uh but so, but Heidi got 0:16:31.160 --> 0:16:33.760 herself into trouble. She's got this meth thing going on. 0:16:34.000 --> 0:16:37.040 She's an absolutely Chrisie'll tell you, the most healthy person 0:16:37.080 --> 0:16:40.760 you've ever met. Eats nuts and apples and everything's organic. 0:16:41.160 --> 0:16:44.040 And then and she's got the math field and she 0:16:44.040 --> 0:16:47.320 she fights. It's a constant fight. And so she got 0:16:47.320 --> 0:16:49.960 herself in trouble and we couldn't get a license, so 0:16:50.000 --> 0:16:52.880 I just bought the places and run them like that, 0:16:53.000 --> 0:16:56.080 But he wouldn't open up one for guys. Well, it's 0:16:56.080 --> 0:17:00.400 gonna happen someday. I think it's a little premature. I seeing, 0:17:00.840 --> 0:17:03.320 especially in my book, when I talk to women radio 0:17:03.360 --> 0:17:06.399 hosts around the country, they're they're focusing on the business 0:17:06.480 --> 0:17:09.800 aspect that as women get more into business and more 0:17:09.840 --> 0:17:12.959 in the professional field, and that that numbers growing at 0:17:12.960 --> 0:17:16.240 all times. Uh, and they appreciate it. Look, the job 0:17:16.240 --> 0:17:18.680 at the bunny ranch, being a bunny is the only 0:17:18.800 --> 0:17:21.760 job that I know of where women make more money 0:17:21.760 --> 0:17:24.400 than men, like four or five six times as much 0:17:24.440 --> 0:17:27.119 money as men. I mean, you got girls making serious, 0:17:27.119 --> 0:17:29.280 serious money, where if a man was in the business, 0:17:29.280 --> 0:17:31.480 the money might not be that big. The other the 0:17:31.480 --> 0:17:34.640 other part of it is can your brother perform multiple 0:17:34.640 --> 0:17:36.280 times a day with a chick that may not be 0:17:36.320 --> 0:17:43.600 too attractive or that that heavy set? Exactly? Definitely? He 0:17:43.680 --> 0:17:51.040 loves four time call him. That's what I call him. 0:17:51.119 --> 0:17:54.399 He loves fours and he loves fat chicks. You have 0:17:54.520 --> 0:17:56.479 just described here until a te We just found him 0:17:56.480 --> 0:18:01.080 another job. We just found waxed another job. He was 0:18:01.160 --> 0:18:05.560 guy here, a girl nothing. He has several kids by 0:18:05.560 --> 0:18:11.240 different women, allegedly. You know what, I got to take 0:18:11.320 --> 0:18:13.520 him out. We were we did more more. He put 0:18:13.560 --> 0:18:15.800 together an hour show for us just because of the book. 0:18:16.080 --> 0:18:17.879 And we love we love more. We've been doing stuff 0:18:17.880 --> 0:18:19.480 for them forever. But we're gonna get him out there. 0:18:19.480 --> 0:18:21.680 We're getting him out there on the baby daddy deal, right, Yeah? 0:18:21.840 --> 0:18:23.159 Can we get him out there on that? Yeah? We 0:18:23.160 --> 0:18:25.399 could baby Daddy. Now, what about if somebody wants to 0:18:25.440 --> 0:18:28.080 have prego sex? Do you have pregnant girls work? There 0:18:28.280 --> 0:18:31.600 was one like a long time ago. What the guy? 0:18:31.640 --> 0:18:36.199 That's a bit much? I don't know. Let me tell 0:18:36.200 --> 0:18:37.760 you what it's about. First of all, it's a little 0:18:37.800 --> 0:18:39.840 bit of a fetish for guys that have never been there. 0:18:40.119 --> 0:18:42.440 If you if you've never been with a pregnant one, 0:18:42.440 --> 0:18:45.399 and if John is juicy is pregnant, yeah, absolutely, And 0:18:45.800 --> 0:18:49.120 women the pregnant women and they and they're very they're 0:18:49.200 --> 0:18:52.439 very horny. The other thing is it's the guy that 0:18:52.600 --> 0:18:56.240 had kids twenty five years ago wanting to relive that 0:18:56.280 --> 0:18:58.560 thing that he did with his wife at crazy time. 0:18:58.640 --> 0:19:02.640 Because the girls are typically very active when they're when 0:19:02.640 --> 0:19:05.359 they're pregnant, and I think you described it very well. 0:19:05.840 --> 0:19:13.320 So a girl they think that was a lot of 0:19:13.320 --> 0:19:15.520 women that come by one another woman. Twelve to fifteen 0:19:15.560 --> 0:19:18.879 percent of our business now is couples. Like you'd be perfect. 0:19:18.960 --> 0:19:21.600 I mean, you'd come out there just get a little 0:19:21.600 --> 0:19:26.359 massage or something. And couples and single women. As women 0:19:26.560 --> 0:19:30.440 are are more executives and have more money, their time 0:19:30.520 --> 0:19:32.560 becomes more valuable. They don't have time to go out 0:19:32.560 --> 0:19:34.000 and date. They don't want to mess with it, and 0:19:34.040 --> 0:19:37.560 that's our You know, people have a description of a prostitute. 0:19:37.560 --> 0:19:39.080 All of them are drug addicts, and all of them 0:19:39.080 --> 0:19:41.159 are this and that been abused, this bull when you 0:19:41.320 --> 0:19:43.520 legalize it, right. It's the same way with customers. All 0:19:43.520 --> 0:19:46.760 the customers are disgusting, all they're awful. No, they're guys 0:19:46.760 --> 0:19:49.600 that have money and their time is worth more than 0:19:49.680 --> 0:19:53.280 they can't they can't get caught doing something stupid. They're 0:19:53.359 --> 0:19:55.760 big time money people. We have billionaires flying and they're 0:19:55.960 --> 0:19:58.159 big jets and all that because they can't get in 0:19:58.200 --> 0:20:01.200 any trouble. True, and it look look if Larry Flint 0:20:01.320 --> 0:20:04.000 was here, his his last book said that a politician 0:20:04.359 --> 0:20:07.520 loses his reputation in his job every six months. In America. 0:20:07.560 --> 0:20:10.160 For the last thirty years, look at the big time people. 0:20:10.200 --> 0:20:14.639 Elliot Spitzer, you're governor. This idiot is bringing girls across 0:20:14.640 --> 0:20:18.320 state line for prostitution purposes, while as governor he's prosecut 0:20:18.560 --> 0:20:23.440 prosecuting heavy against the sex crimes. It makes it makes 0:20:23.480 --> 0:20:26.320 no sense. I mean, if you're these, if you're in 0:20:26.400 --> 0:20:30.600 the chicks and prostitutes, don't be out there prosecuting him. 0:20:30.680 --> 0:20:33.280 Same the same way if you're a weed smoker, don't 0:20:33.280 --> 0:20:36.159 be a prosecutor that's beating up people for smoking. I mean, 0:20:36.240 --> 0:20:39.679 come on, do you think that girls who who have 0:20:39.800 --> 0:20:42.280 never gotten paid for the more judgmental of the bunnies 0:20:42.440 --> 0:20:50.040 always judgmental? They're jealous? Uh? They they? Yeah, what do 0:20:50.040 --> 0:20:52.280 you think about I want to say jealous. I'd say 0:20:52.359 --> 0:20:55.680 judgmental for sure, though because they don't know the business. 0:20:55.720 --> 0:20:57.520