Speaker 1: I don't know if you've ever opened for like a
Speaker 1: celebrity who doesn't do stand up but they are making
Speaker 1: you do like forty five minutes and then they go
Speaker 1: open do like ten. It's usually how sex is for me.
Speaker 1: The fat chairs, they out the station. It wasn't that
Speaker 1: got great? I'm glad I found him and they go, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're a genius celebrity. Who I want? Nate racist money
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Speaker 1: There it is. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to another sensational
Speaker 1: episode of My Mama Told Me, the podcast where we
Speaker 1: got deep, deep into the pockets of black conspiracy theories
Speaker 1: and we finally work to prove that Nick Cannon is
Speaker 1: having all of these children so that he can build
Speaker 1: an army that takes back his America Got talented job
Speaker 1: by force. He says, he's very upset that you all
Speaker 1: expected him to read and be more careful with his words.
Speaker 1: He's gonna trade these weird named babies to attack the
Speaker 1: NBC building and bring his job back. That is the
Speaker 1: theory that I'm spreading. I'm your host, Lankston Kerman. As always,
Speaker 1: I'm coming in hot day it's a hot one. We're
Speaker 1: doing it well. Oh, I'm having a good day. My
Speaker 1: wife's mom moved into the house now and she made
Speaker 1: salmon croquettes. In our house smells like as but my
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Speaker 1: this Sashir Samata. Yeah, how are you good? How are you?
Speaker 1: I'm so happy you're here. Salmon croquettes, Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: She was like, I'm a cook, and I was like
Speaker 1: hell yeah, and then she cook. Now our house smells wild,
Speaker 1: but you know, as part of the deal, home cooking
Speaker 1: is always great. Yeah, exactly. You get over the smell
Speaker 1: once it's then your your body, and then you worry
Speaker 1: that people are gonna come over and they're gonna be like, yo, dirty,
Speaker 1: why did you smell like this? You're like, shut up,
Speaker 1: pull up the plate right, You're not not eat this.
Speaker 1: You'll figure it out. Yeah, okay, you came today, and
Speaker 1: I don't want to play any games. I don't want
Speaker 1: to funk around this this episode. That's an that's not
Speaker 1: funk around. Because you came to me with a conspiracy
Speaker 1: theory that that I have been hearing my entire life.
Speaker 1: I think, U, maybe that's not appropriate, that I've been
Speaker 1: hearing at my entire your entire life. Yeah, we laugh,
Speaker 1: We lad. The day I came out, a man who
Speaker 1: I did not recognize looked at me and he said,
Speaker 1: you know, And I was like, all right, here we go.
Speaker 1: And I'm not gonna jump the gun on this. But
Speaker 1: you said, my mama told me women's butts get bigger
Speaker 1: after they have sex. Yeah, tell me more. I you know,
Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't hear it until my butt got bigger.
Speaker 1: There was a definitive time period between senior in high
Speaker 1: school and my first year of college, and my aunt
Speaker 1: was the first one to be did you have a
Speaker 1: good summer. And I was like, I was like, I guess,
Speaker 1: what do you what do you think? Like you're asking fat?
Speaker 1: I was like, I guess it changed. And then I
Speaker 1: asked my mom and she was like, yeah, I went,
Speaker 1: women's butts get bigger after their chair gets popped, and
Speaker 1: which was not even the case. I was still very
Speaker 1: much a virgin and not very pristine and untouched at
Speaker 1: that point. Oh so you hadn't even had sex. I
Speaker 1: had not had sex, but they were recognizing the shift
Speaker 1: preemptively in your body. Yes, and you were Were you
Speaker 1: then telling them that, like, yo, I'm actually I didn't
Speaker 1: have sex, or yeah, no, dog we out here. I
Speaker 1: should have I should have been like, yeah, what you said,
Speaker 1: we're all we're all fucking because they're cool. I love
Speaker 1: it so much. No, yeah, I mean to my mom,
Speaker 1: I was like no, no, no no, no, of course not.
Speaker 1: But you know, she always thought I did things that
Speaker 1: I didn't do, just assumed I was doing the worst
Speaker 1: when I was truly scared and doing the best. I
Speaker 1: was like, you know, straight a student, like stayed at home,
Speaker 1: did all the activities, and she would be like, still,
Speaker 1: come find me after choir rehearsals and be like, you
Speaker 1: were out too late. You didn't answer your You are
Speaker 1: poking through that that robe. I see it. I see
Speaker 1: that big old But you've been out here. I know
Speaker 1: what you've been doing. Yeah, that's why. So so you
Speaker 1: hear this, they say this to you, you know for
Speaker 1: a fact that this bigger butt is not the result
Speaker 1: of sex. Do you then completely dismissed the conspiracy theory?
Speaker 1: Are you like, no, it's not true, because I am
Speaker 1: living proof of that, you know. I actually I didn't
Speaker 1: dismiss the conspiracy theory, even though it didn't apply to me.
Speaker 1: I remember telling my man this who was and he
Speaker 1: was like what? He was like, that's a crazy theory.
Speaker 1: And I was like, is it because I because it's
Speaker 1: so common and people say it so much. I just
Speaker 1: thought that everyone knew that. And he's like no, He's like,
Speaker 1: I've literally never heard that. And also there's no science
Speaker 1: behind that. And I was like, oh, I guess yeah, sure, sure,
Speaker 1: I will say and this this gets a little into
Speaker 1: the research, but then it's not gonna blow anything here.
Speaker 1: When I look this up, you know, you just type
Speaker 1: the words into Google and like, Google do what it does.
Speaker 1: But the auto feel for this when you go out
Speaker 1: after women have sex, do their blankety blank blank blank,
Speaker 1: And the immediate auto field is do their hips get wider?
Speaker 1: Which feels like the whiter version of this equation. If
Speaker 1: you yeah, yeah, I can see that then being like, oh,
Speaker 1: my body's wider than usual, as opposed to my butt
Speaker 1: is larger. Yeah. I think, especially for a certain narration
Speaker 1: of women, a big butt was like the biggest taboo
Speaker 1: that you could possibly have, And so for white women
Speaker 1: it's like, no, I'm widening. Don't you dare, motherfucker, don't
Speaker 1: you dare say that my butts getting big? Yeah, my
Speaker 1: butt say perfectly the same. It's just the sides got
Speaker 1: a little water. I'm just like a pancake spreading out
Speaker 1: on the pain. You ain't got nothing doing, getting thickers,
Speaker 1: just right, getting water. Okay. So so you don't dismiss this,
Speaker 1: you don't, you don't go no, I don't believe you, guys,
Speaker 1: I'm ready to you know you you at least play
Speaker 1: with the idea. I do play with the idea, and
Speaker 1: I spread that to other people, not as fact, but
Speaker 1: I think, but I guess I've mentioned it as an
Speaker 1: adult and then still have people be like what and I,
Speaker 1: even though I know it's not true for me, I
Speaker 1: guess I was like, well, I'm a special case. My
Speaker 1: butt just game early and that's okay. Hey, listen, my
Speaker 1: butt knew that eventually I was going to be ready.
Speaker 1: Just a little preemptive growth. That's all this a little
Speaker 1: this little early growth for a big button and then
Speaker 1: we'll look at there. Okay, so you're you do believe
Speaker 1: at least in the possibility of it. You are at
Speaker 1: least throwing it around as a rumor. And then you
Speaker 1: have this white partner who is like, I've never heard
Speaker 1: of that. There's no science to back that. Does that
Speaker 1: sway you in anywhere? Are you then like a damn? Okay,
Speaker 1: you thwarted me, white man with your your science with educations. Okay,
Speaker 1: you know it hasn't thwarted me, because even if there
Speaker 1: aren't like scientific backings, I still think there's something to
Speaker 1: that I can see because after you have sex. And again,
Speaker 1: I haven't looked at any of this, but I'm assuming
Speaker 1: that that say. I love when people don't look up anything.
Speaker 1: It's beautiful. It's my favorite part of this show. Please
Speaker 1: go on. I guess what I was thinking of why
Speaker 1: that would make sense is that your body starts making
Speaker 1: a house for a baby, your body starts expanding, and
Speaker 1: it's like, okay, we gotta rearrange stuff because you know
Speaker 1: that our bodies now having sex, we're trying to procreate,
Speaker 1: We're trying to make room for new life. So that's
Speaker 1: why it makes sense in my brain. But I don't
Speaker 1: know if that's right. I mean, I do think that
Speaker 1: is essentially what puberty is, right that like it is
Speaker 1: our bodies basically saying yo, your your ultimate function is
Speaker 1: to be able to procreate, is to be able to
Speaker 1: keep making more of you, And so your balls will drop,
Speaker 1: your hips will widen, all your shoulders will get big
Speaker 1: so that you can peacock and you know, in a
Speaker 1: parking lot in front of a lady who's a little
Speaker 1: drunk and just left the club, like all the things
Speaker 1: you need to nature intended just to be a sexual
Speaker 1: person is all it happens. So it theoretically makes sense
Speaker 1: for sure. Mm hmmm, yeah, I think so did you
Speaker 1: did you find yourself experiencing any fear around this? Were you,
Speaker 1: like some of these white women afraid that like, oh no,
Speaker 1: me and this massive but what what would I do
Speaker 1: when I introduced sex to the equation. I think the
Speaker 1: only fear is that everyone thought I was having sex
Speaker 1: mm hmmm, because I was like, I was a church
Speaker 1: girl and I and not that I needed everyone to
Speaker 1: know that I was carrying a virginity card, but I
Speaker 1: just I didn't want people to think that I was
Speaker 1: having sex and that I was welcoming sex and that
Speaker 1: I was like, I didn't want to draw attention in
Speaker 1: that way and have people be like, oh, okay, time
Speaker 1: for me to slip on in there, because I wasn't ready.
Speaker 1: I wasn't ready. I love how awful men are that
Speaker 1: the the instinct that women have to live with is
Speaker 1: that once you've had sex, everybody assumes they can have
Speaker 1: sex with you. This is true. Yes, absolutely, Literally, you're
Speaker 1: talking about no, you talk about previous sexual encounters and
Speaker 1: people are like, oh, then well then I can do
Speaker 1: that too, right, because you're just open for business. You
Speaker 1: just take another clients. And I'm like, that's not like
Speaker 1: is that I heard heard you did it once? So
Speaker 1: you do it all the time? Were you at the
Speaker 1: time logic? Were you like saving yourself for marriage? Was
Speaker 1: that the Yeah, yeah, it was and then and then
Speaker 1: that didn't end up happening, but but that was what
Speaker 1: I learned and thought was right that, you know, I
Speaker 1: gotta wait for your husband and do it, do it godly. Yeah. Fashion.
Speaker 1: I didn't personally like grow up in a church, but
Speaker 1: at like thirteen, all my friends were talking about going
Speaker 1: to church. I was like twelve thirteen, and I basically
Speaker 1: like went to my mom and her husband at the time,
Speaker 1: and I was like, Hey, we gotta start going to church. Church.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to funk with church. And then I ended
Speaker 1: up becoming one of those kids that goes to church
Speaker 1: like three days a week. So I'm like, yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I was a freak. I was like going to Bible
Speaker 1: study independent of my family, just because I wanted to
Speaker 1: learn more about religion and ship. And then I similarly
Speaker 1: like had made a vow to myself for I was like, no,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna save myself for marriage. I'm gonna be I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be a dude who doesn't have sex before marriage. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I didn't do that. I knew not to be a
Speaker 1: fucking loser out in public, but I I it was
Speaker 1: a private vow. But I then went to my dad
Speaker 1: and I and my dad's very atheist, very very much
Speaker 1: a person who doesn't believe in any of that ship.
Speaker 1: And uh, I told my dad that, like, yo, I'm
Speaker 1: thinking that I'm gonna save myself for marriage. And his
Speaker 1: response and he's not a big guy who like talks
Speaker 1: a lot, but I was like, you know, I'm saving
Speaker 1: myself for marriage. And I remember we were driving a
Speaker 1: car and he said why and I was like, well,
Speaker 1: when you put it that way, I thought you were
Speaker 1: going to say like a speech and it was gonna
Speaker 1: like a speech or like a look, now you know,
Speaker 1: here's no good thought, but here's logically why that wouldn't work.
Speaker 1: It just why and then turned up a book on tape,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like, just left me with
Speaker 1: that feeling for the rest of all ways, and it worked.
Speaker 1: Like two years later, I was done with that idea,
Speaker 1: So it definitely worked. That is very funny. That's so
Speaker 1: funny that you wanted to go to church. I was
Speaker 1: forced to and didn't want to keep point. But I
Speaker 1: guess it's like if you're used to it, you want
Speaker 1: to stop, and maybe if you're not, you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: what was this cool new thing? Yeah? I think it's
Speaker 1: it's like how you know, the Williams sisters probably were
Speaker 1: tired of tennis at a certain point because it's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you just do this constantly, it gets old. That's why
Speaker 1: Lou Williams went to that strip club. What is it
Speaker 1: the real You know, I'm talking basketball and you don't
Speaker 1: know a lot about it. Yeah, I saw your face ship. Like.
Speaker 1: The point is you can be so successful at a
Speaker 1: thing and or frequent a thing enough that you start
Speaker 1: to regret being there. Do you feel like you did
Speaker 1: resent church by this point where you like sitting or
Speaker 1: not resent resent maybe a heavy word where you anti
Speaker 1: church or where you just sort of like I'm over
Speaker 1: this experience. I think like over this experience. I think
Speaker 1: I was going to church like it was routine. I
Speaker 1: had friends there, I liked being in the choir, but
Speaker 1: I was I don't think I was like gathering information
Speaker 1: or like, I don't think I was like really taking
Speaker 1: in what was being said. Sometimes I was, but because
Speaker 1: it's always general like good themes being spoken, but then
Speaker 1: sometimes I did have issues with the word. So yeah,
Speaker 1: I think I was kind of like not like I
Speaker 1: hate it, but I can see why it's good and
Speaker 1: why it's good for communities and people, but not that
Speaker 1: I wasn't so far in I got you, why then
Speaker 1: still hold on too? Like your sexual you protect your
Speaker 1: virginity in this week. At that point, well, I grew
Speaker 1: up in the Midwest in Indianapolis, and there's a lot
Speaker 1: of team pregnancy there. Just seeing what these girls were
Speaker 1: having to go through, like taking care of kids while
Speaker 1: still going to school, I was like, I don't right,
Speaker 1: I do not want that. So that kind of scared
Speaker 1: me and made me a versity even one because because
Speaker 1: also I was like everyone's pull out games very weak,
Speaker 1: like if that's what, like, how is so how are
Speaker 1: so many of us getting pregnant. I don't want to.
Speaker 1: I don't want what they have to offer. All these
Speaker 1: Indiana carbs have made us very slow in lethargic in
Speaker 1: a way that we can't get out of each other.
Speaker 1: So it's probably not worth it. It's not worth it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So I think I was just like I don't want
Speaker 1: to risk it. Also, because I knew I wanted to
Speaker 1: go to college. I want to get out of Indiana,
Speaker 1: so I was that was my main focus. I was like,
Speaker 1: I just need to like put the blind news on focus, work, work, work, work, work,
Speaker 1: and get out of here. It is. It's a funny
Speaker 1: thing that I think we unfortunately have to do. What
Speaker 1: it means is that we have to correlate sex with
Speaker 1: a bad thing, we like for people of a certain age,
Speaker 1: because if you don't, they're not able to facilitate like
Speaker 1: right and wrong clear enough in their to be able
Speaker 1: to go like, Okay, I can have sex suntimes, but
Speaker 1: I don't want to overdo it, and if I do
Speaker 1: do it, I want to be protected and I want
Speaker 1: to be careful. And ideally we can teach that stuff right,
Speaker 1: we can go into a school and help them understand
Speaker 1: that this is something that you can both indulge in
Speaker 1: but be in control of. But instead we just go
Speaker 1: don't because everything in your world will die. Yeah, we
Speaker 1: we only had scare tactics. There's no actual information on
Speaker 1: like how to do it safely. It was just don't
Speaker 1: and we had a baby think about it. Have you
Speaker 1: heard of that? I have not, but I'm so excited
Speaker 1: to find out what that means. It's a baby doll
Speaker 1: that you had to take care for a week, so
Speaker 1: you can think about it, so you could think, like,
Speaker 1: do I want them. And they were like tiny robots.
Speaker 1: They had like a computer chip in their back to
Speaker 1: monitor like how often you picked it was waited, so
Speaker 1: you could you could tell how often you picked it up.
Speaker 1: There was a light sensor in its mouth so you
Speaker 1: can see how often you fed it. It cried. There
Speaker 1: were also some crack baby said Some of them just
Speaker 1: like cried consistently, which I was like, why are you
Speaker 1: doing that to kid? Whoa hold on, wait a minute,
Speaker 1: because hold on, are you saying that they introduced these
Speaker 1: babies to you as crack babies. I don't remember that.
Speaker 1: I didn't get one of those. I don't know what
Speaker 1: they said, here's your crack baby, but they but that
Speaker 1: was a word on the street. And some of these
Speaker 1: babies wouldn't shut up. And I was like, oh no, yeah,
Speaker 1: so I had a baby, but I didn't I didn't
Speaker 1: want a baby. I didn't ask for this baby. And
Speaker 1: I did horribly take care of this baby. Then there
Speaker 1: was one day in particular, I was late for the
Speaker 1: bus and I was carrying the baby in one arm
Speaker 1: and I was running to the bus and head its
Speaker 1: head was like loosen, like bouncing back a mom this yes,
Speaker 1: And at the end of the week, they take the
Speaker 1: computer chips out and like tally all the like you know,
Speaker 1: nurturing neglect points or whatever. And I had like third
Speaker 1: two abuse points or like some some some crazy number
Speaker 1: of abuse points. And then someone from CPS Child Protective
Speaker 1: Services had to come talk to me. I mean, I'm
Speaker 1: assuming it was an intern or something, but they like
Speaker 1: took me to a room and they're like, if this
Speaker 1: was a real baby, we would have to take it
Speaker 1: away from you. And I was like, good, I didn't
Speaker 1: ask for this. What did this life? I didn't. I
Speaker 1: just wanted to go to school. I didn't want this.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I'm saying, they're like, ace this year, we
Speaker 1: unschipped your baby and it turns out it has CT now,
Speaker 1: so we're gonna have the government come down and get
Speaker 1: involved in what in a thing you didn't volunteer for.
Speaker 1: Also your your fourteen, so good luck with your future?
Speaker 1: What is It was crazy? But I think it also
Speaker 1: may have backfire for some people to I think some
Speaker 1: people were like, oh, this wasn't that hard, or like,
Speaker 1: you know, if this is all, which is also like,
Speaker 1: it's still a robot baby, it's not an actual baby,
Speaker 1: so it's still that she doesn't require all the things
Speaker 1: you need to do to take care of baby. So
Speaker 1: if someone succeeded and got an a and was like,
Speaker 1: oh that's all I got take a baby, I could
Speaker 1: just have a baby right now. And they've also like
Speaker 1: calibrated I'm sure they calibrated the children to still at
Speaker 1: least be reasonable within a high school persons scheduled. Probably
Speaker 1: probably my wife is pregnant now, hell yeah, it's tight.
Speaker 1: And so she you know, we were reading, we're listening
Speaker 1: to stuff and all this other and somebody on a
Speaker 1: class that we were watching the other day asked how
Speaker 1: many diapers do you need for like the first couple
Speaker 1: of months. And the lady was basically breaking it down statistically,
Speaker 1: and she was like, when a newborn comes in, it's
Speaker 1: like ten diapers a day. It's somewhere between six to
Speaker 1: ten diapers a day, and so that's you know, seventy
Speaker 1: diapers a week and needing to change them constantly. They're
Speaker 1: not making y'all do that, they like twice, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: That's fucking crazy for you to to introduce this as
Speaker 1: a premise of you could be a good parent based
Speaker 1: on robot behavior, because you still don't even know you have. No.
Speaker 1: I'm just finding out and I want out of this situation.
Speaker 1: I did not sign up for seventy diapers a week.
Speaker 1: I thought I was signing up for about twelve, and
Speaker 1: I thought, sweet, I can do that. No, seventy that's
Speaker 1: way too much. How much? How many are in a pack?
Speaker 1: I feel like that's more than what you can even
Speaker 1: get at the start. You have to get um boy,
Speaker 1: that's my issue with the baby is it doesn't ship impacts.
Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean? Like, if you if
Speaker 1: you could get the baby to ship a pack amount
Speaker 1: each time, then that's reasonable. But if you're sitting in
Speaker 1: some odd number that doesn't equate to what I can order,
Speaker 1: that's what are we doing? Yeah? Yeah, get on board
Speaker 1: you for days now. You gotta figure this out quick.
Speaker 1: This is on You's on you, baby, don't okay? Last question,
Speaker 1: you're sort of recognizing some of the failures, not failures,
Speaker 1: but some of the the doubt. You're introducing doubt to
Speaker 1: some of your religious experiences. At what point do you
Speaker 1: finally like, go fuck it, I'm I'm down to walk
Speaker 1: away from these things that I had built in my life.
Speaker 1: As long as I have. I think it was my
Speaker 1: first year of college because I tried to finding another church.
Speaker 1: Like I, there was a few other black girls on
Speaker 1: my hall, and we all grew up in the church,
Speaker 1: and we're like, we're going to find a church here
Speaker 1: and go together. And we went to church shopping. None
Speaker 1: of us liked any of them. We couldn't find one
Speaker 1: that we all liked. And I remember we went to
Speaker 1: the Bible study at one church and the deacon was
Speaker 1: highlighting all these like servitude verses, like talking about women
Speaker 1: needing to serve their man, etcetera. And I I don't
Speaker 1: know if I argued with him. I was just challenging
Speaker 1: this because I was like, are you really sure that
Speaker 1: you're reading this correctly or like this that this would
Speaker 1: apply today? And he was like, that's what the word
Speaker 1: says and that, and yeah, I was like, oh, I
Speaker 1: don't need to be here. I don't need to do this.
Speaker 1: I don't need to fight with deacons about this and that.
Speaker 1: And I know now I actually do want to revisit
Speaker 1: the Bible and like actually study it more just the
Speaker 1: written words as opposed to like hearing people's interpretation of it,
Speaker 1: because you know, I'm learning that there are more people
Speaker 1: who are trying to kind of update their perception of
Speaker 1: what God was trying to do, which I could be
Speaker 1: down with that, but I didn't really jive with what
Speaker 1: I was getting from church at that time. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: remember having a similar experience where I was similarly, I
Speaker 1: was really into it. I'm going to these Bible studies.
Speaker 1: And then we had a teacher one time who who
Speaker 1: showed a video of all the ways that secular music
Speaker 1: is like devil worshiping, and it got to a clip
Speaker 1: of John Lennon's Imagine, and they were playing Imagine and
Speaker 1: basically interpreting Imagine as like, uh, he was saying that
Speaker 1: he is the same as God. That like, and I
Speaker 1: at that point was also writing poetry and so I knew,
Speaker 1: like I could read the words and at least go like, no,
Speaker 1: there's multiple interpretations here where he's like, no, what if
Speaker 1: we're all like God's children and we should just treat
Speaker 1: each other the same? And the ladies like, no, he's
Speaker 1: saying him and God are the same. He's going to hell, Like,
Speaker 1: first of all, he's already dead, so he's not going anywhere.
Speaker 1: He's there, and probably for beating his wife, not for this,
Speaker 1: but that's I want not just made me uncomfortable to
Speaker 1: think that a person could create so much permanence in
Speaker 1: terms of these words in my mind and my experience
Speaker 1: is moving forward. Yeah, I can see that have opinions
Speaker 1: on that song. What if God was one of us?
Speaker 1: Oh you know they did the video. Oh oh, they
Speaker 1: really landed. They spent a lot of time on that.
Speaker 1: And then they spent a lot of time on that
Speaker 1: the finger thing that rock and roll people do the yeah,
Speaker 1: and they were saying that was devil horns and anybody
Speaker 1: that did this is going to hell. And it's like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, that's I know. People in gangs
Speaker 1: they do silly things with their fingers. Fingers just can't
Speaker 1: be that bad. They can't be on the same level
Speaker 1: as murdering someone. Sure, and that's how you end up
Speaker 1: putting them inside of somebody. I think you just go
Speaker 1: they're just fingers and your finger banging. And that's what
Speaker 1: they were warning us about. Oh I see, that's the
Speaker 1: end lesson. Yes, all right, we're gonna take a break.
Speaker 1: We'll be back with Morrison's years have made it and more.
Speaker 1: My mama told me that people who worried Slaly wish
Speaker 1: that they have curbside service at Applebee's. Yeah, we're back
Speaker 1: here with morse. This years have made it more. My
Speaker 1: mama told me, we're still talking about the big old
Speaker 1: butts and if they're coming as a result of your
Speaker 1: sexual activity. Did you hear that any other body parts
Speaker 1: were affected by sex? M M No, I don't think
Speaker 1: I did. Yeah, that seems crazy that that it would
Speaker 1: just go to your butt and nowhere else. I guess,
Speaker 1: I guess, I guess why. The reason I accepted it,
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, well, the dick penetrates so much,
Speaker 1: so go straight to your ask you guys are you
Speaker 1: guys can't see this at home, but this year is
Speaker 1: doing a lot of hand motions to demonstrate this very
Speaker 1: scientific explanation of what the dick does when it penetrates
Speaker 1: and goes straight to the straight to the No, I
Speaker 1: don't think I did. I don't think I heard anything
Speaker 1: about like your boobs or anything. No, that's that seems
Speaker 1: unfair to me. It should be like your butt gets
Speaker 1: big and your knees get loose, your ankles they they
Speaker 1: get sharper at the end, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Just something that you go to the doctor and they
Speaker 1: do the test, that little tap test, and you're like, ma'am,
Speaker 1: I know you've been out of here banging. These knemes
Speaker 1: are loose, way to loose. I can't even tap them.
Speaker 1: Look out loose they are. I actually did have a
Speaker 1: friend who thought that she could. She wanted her but
Speaker 1: to get bigger, and she thought that sleeping on her
Speaker 1: stomach would help that. WHOA, because I guess I don't
Speaker 1: remember asking what the logic was, but I guess maybe
Speaker 1: sleeping on your back would flatten your butt. So giving
Speaker 1: your but space while you sleep helps it expand, maybe
Speaker 1: like it wants to grow, but if you're we're constricting
Speaker 1: it by laying on it. So in her mind, we
Speaker 1: are just little balloons constantly being filled, and the pressure
Speaker 1: of sleeping on your back means that your butt is
Speaker 1: not able to fill to its its fullest potential. Exactly. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and it's a person you still talk to to this day. No,
Speaker 1: it's not. Thank God, she's a fool. You gotta cut
Speaker 1: people out of your life, and I'm glad she's gone.
Speaker 1: Let's jump into this research. I think one of the
Speaker 1: things that that I enjoyed the most in researching this
Speaker 1: is that there are quite a few Reddit and Cora
Speaker 1: type threads that sort of get dig into this subject right.
Speaker 1: And one of my favorite things that I've ever read
Speaker 1: was a person who was replying to a sixteen year
Speaker 1: old team It's young girl goes on Cora I think
Speaker 1: it was, and basically asked like, Hey, I'm sixteen, my
Speaker 1: best friend is seventeen. She's having sex. I am not.
Speaker 1: She told me that your butt gets bigger when you
Speaker 1: have sex, and I've seen her but get bigger, So
Speaker 1: is this true? And a lot of people very kindly
Speaker 1: respond with you know, they're they're just being tactful. They're
Speaker 1: telling her lots of information about puberty and the way
Speaker 1: the bodies change and all this other stuff. But then
Speaker 1: this one dude, an anonymous man, replied back, yes it does,
Speaker 1: because in health class, my very educated health teacher even
Speaker 1: confirmed it. He would not have said it to the
Speaker 1: class if it were a myth. After my first time,
Speaker 1: I've noticed some changes and I'm really skinny, so there's
Speaker 1: no way my buck got bigger by growing. Oh I
Speaker 1: haven't heard that for men. It That's my favorite part
Speaker 1: is the dude my but God explained that you're like,
Speaker 1: I'm getting dumb thick over here, and it's gotta be
Speaker 1: because all the sex that I had. That's so funny.
Speaker 1: I that's I would love that to be a thing
Speaker 1: that got spread. We're just boys are showing off their
Speaker 1: assets to each other, like, hey, look out, it is
Speaker 1: juicy theyke over here. I'd love it. And that's the problem.
Speaker 1: That's where we're at. That's how damaging patriarchy is that
Speaker 1: we only allow women to think that this is something
Speaker 1: happening to them, when in fact, it could be happening
Speaker 1: to all of us. We gotta change things. Okay, So
Speaker 1: the real research, the actual legitimate science that that I
Speaker 1: tried to find, and I say legitimate very loosely because
Speaker 1: not a lot of this is legitimate. It's mostly just
Speaker 1: Google searches and weird articles that I find that said,
Speaker 1: there are hormone changes that happened, now truly right during sex.
Speaker 1: That is a real thing. Sex does affect the hormone
Speaker 1: levels in your body, and subsequently, hormone changes in your
Speaker 1: body do affect the way that you physically appear, in
Speaker 1: the way that things you know, your body functions out
Speaker 1: in the world. These are all true things now. That said.
Speaker 1: One of the things that they said is like a
Speaker 1: big change or a potential change that happens is that
Speaker 1: during sex there are a bunch of hormones being released. Oxytocin,
Speaker 1: which is like a love hormone, and then there's dopamine,
Speaker 1: which is like the hormone that makes you happy. And
Speaker 1: then during orgasms is this thing called dehydro epian dostra tone.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I said that, right, I am
Speaker 1: not a scientist, and I'll never try it again. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think that's solved the problem. That said, all of
Speaker 1: these hormones are being released, But these hormones are not
Speaker 1: necessarily hormones that make your body change as much as
Speaker 1: you feel different, right, these are just feel good hormones.
Speaker 1: So as it is right now, there's not a ton
Speaker 1: of proof that this is necessarily going to make your
Speaker 1: but gigantic just because you you had a good time
Speaker 1: with a person. Yeah, so are any of these hormones
Speaker 1: are not the ones that are related to feelings. But
Speaker 1: just like, is there anything that changes your body after sex?
Speaker 1: Great questions. So, when a man and I'm gonna use
Speaker 1: a real important heavy words here, when a man busts
Speaker 1: a nut inside of a lady. There is this hormone
Speaker 1: called prostagland didn't which can calm the uterus shedding and bleeding.
Speaker 1: That basically can like control the frequency, not control. Control
Speaker 1: feels like the wrong word, but can always trying to
Speaker 1: control us from the inside out of Listen, I can't
Speaker 1: get away from the things that I grew up with,
Speaker 1: and clearly it's never gonna uncook for my brain. But
Speaker 1: it does affect the frequency and sort of consistency of
Speaker 1: a woman's period, right that, like, when you are having
Speaker 1: sex more frequently, you are often also having a more
Speaker 1: regular cycle because your body is basically saying like, all right,
Speaker 1: we know what to expect, and we're gonna hold on
Speaker 1: to this uterine lining or this egg for the period
Speaker 1: at which we think this is a chance for you
Speaker 1: to get pregnant. Yeah, so your body's you know, it's
Speaker 1: it's responding to ship. It's like learning a bunch of
Speaker 1: stuff from you. Yeah. Then there's this other stuff that
Speaker 1: I read where scientists also speculate that women's estrogen levels
Speaker 1: increase and subsequently your bodies change as a result of
Speaker 1: those estrogen levels. They also theorize that there's a possibility
Speaker 1: that the testosterone in seemen could affect all of these
Speaker 1: things as well, So there is there are plenty of
Speaker 1: people who have argued that the theory of butts getting
Speaker 1: bigger because of these things are not completely absurd. Right,
Speaker 1: this all feels promising in terms of your argument. Okay,
Speaker 1: now here's where your argument gets shifted on by a
Speaker 1: bunch of scientists pretty quickly. And I wanted it to
Speaker 1: be true. I wanted all the big booty girls that
Speaker 1: I knew in high school to be completely as a
Speaker 1: result of the sex that they were having and not
Speaker 1: they're just changes in their body. But one of the
Speaker 1: things that most scientists say in response to all of
Speaker 1: this is that while this is true, all of these
Speaker 1: hormones are being released, and all of these hormones theoretically
Speaker 1: could have an effect on your body, what they also
Speaker 1: say is that there's not enough of these hormones being
Speaker 1: released the long enough over a period of time for
Speaker 1: to actually cause real physical changes. That like, just because
Speaker 1: you have a little bit of an estrogen released during
Speaker 1: the fifteen minutes and I'm being generous here, like, right,
Speaker 1: what teenager do we know is dogging it out? Good?
Speaker 1: Enough for No, you don't even know how to do
Speaker 1: four play yet, so you're just you're just rushing into it,
Speaker 1: and that's most of the fifteen minutes for me, That's
Speaker 1: where I get most of that. Yeah, that's where I'm
Speaker 1: I'm playing the big ball there. Everything else is just Yeah.
Speaker 1: The point is that the estrogen or testosterone or any
Speaker 1: of these things that are being released at this point
Speaker 1: are not enough to actually cause real changes in your
Speaker 1: physical form, and that anything that you're saying that is
Speaker 1: a change is probably the result of like other things
Speaker 1: that are happening in your body. M hmmm, that makes sense.
Speaker 1: So one of the things that I started to think
Speaker 1: about is what other things could be affecting big old
Speaker 1: butts or even just other things that you know, your period,
Speaker 1: all these things, and there are plenty of things that
Speaker 1: could have an effect on the way that you physically
Speaker 1: look their stress. There's successive eating, alcohol use, weight gain, infections, medications,
Speaker 1: sleep cycles, smoking, and then something called polycystic ovary syndrome.
Speaker 1: And so all of these things in theory at play
Speaker 1: could be making your butt bigger even while you're having sex,
Speaker 1: and possibly are doing it much more effectively than any
Speaker 1: sex could do, even though your physical demonstration of that
Speaker 1: dick in that but did seem like solid information. I mean,
Speaker 1: was giving scientific example, get with this motion. Okay, that's so,
Speaker 1: that's good for people to know. If you're a team
Speaker 1: looking to get a bigger butt, you don't have to
Speaker 1: have sex. Just get stressed out, Just do your finals
Speaker 1: at the last minute, get stressed, do your finals. Experience
Speaker 1: a divorce, perhaps at home, blame yourself for that divorce.
Speaker 1: It's your fault. Teams, you did it. Your parents. They
Speaker 1: weren't struggling until you came around. And then you'll have
Speaker 1: hot girls summer next summer, and you're gonna be thick
Speaker 1: as hell, maybe in your butt and your front, but
Speaker 1: that doesn't matter that but will get bigger. That's what
Speaker 1: the goal is. One of the things that that I
Speaker 1: started to think about, though, and I'm curious to hear
Speaker 1: your thoughts on this, is that where does all of
Speaker 1: this stuff come from? Right? Ultimately, where did this theory
Speaker 1: if it isn't true, which science is basically tell us
Speaker 1: it's really not that true, where does it come from it?
Speaker 1: One of the things that I sort of landed on
Speaker 1: was patriarchy. That's what I was gonna say, tell me more. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I feel like most it feels like a
Speaker 1: lot of things you can be like the patriarch came
Speaker 1: from the patriarch. But I think it probably maybe originate
Speaker 1: in some sort of way too slut shame women or
Speaker 1: to shame them in a way to not want to
Speaker 1: have sex, or to or like you already look like
Speaker 1: you're having sex, so you may as well keep doing
Speaker 1: it kind of thing like it, whatever it is that
Speaker 1: will benefit ment. Okay, you have a big ass, go
Speaker 1: ahead and keep sucking because we are we are here
Speaker 1: and ready to receive, or some sort of churchy kind
Speaker 1: of thing where it's like you don't want to, you know,
Speaker 1: want to suck because if you're ask is gonna get
Speaker 1: big and everyone's gonna know what you've been doing and
Speaker 1: you'll be ashamed that basically a scarlet letter will be
Speaker 1: on you. Exactly that's exactly right. This is this is
Speaker 1: a metaphor well, scarlet letter being placed on your on
Speaker 1: your butt at scarlet a for ass. Yes, where they're saying, look,
Speaker 1: I want to be able to control your body. And
Speaker 1: if either like you said, there are two options here.
Speaker 1: Either I want you to not have sex. So I
Speaker 1: warn you about the possibility of this being that flag
Speaker 1: that's gonna be waving in the wind for all to
Speaker 1: know that you are a sexually active person, or alternatively,
Speaker 1: I know you're having sex, and I want you to
Speaker 1: know that it is a clear sign for everybody that
Speaker 1: you're a slut, that you're a wore for the things
Speaker 1: that you're doing heartbreaking. Yeah, it's not great. It doesn't
Speaker 1: it doesn't inspire. And you know what we find, I
Speaker 1: think almost every week is that, uh, no, conspiracy theory
Speaker 1: is fun if you really dig in. Yeah, it's usually
Speaker 1: just a sad person manipulating much sadder people for their
Speaker 1: own game. At the end of this train, I guess. Yeah.
Speaker 1: But it is so interesting that, like that this conspiracy
Speaker 1: has traveled so far and wide and over so long,
Speaker 1: and that people are still asking about it online and
Speaker 1: then none of us were like, now, wait a minute,
Speaker 1: why are we saying this? Are we spreading this to
Speaker 1: our children? What are we telling our kids this? Yeah,
Speaker 1: and it's such a to even go further into sort
Speaker 1: of the patriarchal control of the whole thing. Is it's
Speaker 1: men obviously spreading it with intention, because this is a
Speaker 1: level of like there has a level of benefit for us.
Speaker 1: And then subsequently it's a bunch of women who are
Speaker 1: being trained to not question things, or maybe they are
Speaker 1: questioning things and then being told to shut the funk
Speaker 1: up because they're questioning things instead of being allowed to
Speaker 1: be like, no, that's not true, my butt's fine. I
Speaker 1: didn't literally saw no change at all. M hmm yeah,
Speaker 1: or it did change, but it's none of your business. Yes,
Speaker 1: that's nice. It's none of your business why my butt
Speaker 1: got bigger. And that is why I do believe that
Speaker 1: the dude who said his but got bigger might be
Speaker 1: the greatest feminist of all time because he didn't make
Speaker 1: this a gendered argument. He didn't make this about anything
Speaker 1: other than his own experience having sex and getting thicker.
Speaker 1: And that's really what we That's a true ally right there,
Speaker 1: you know, like, yes, we're all going through this, not
Speaker 1: you women fucking and getting your butts bigger. I fucked too.
Speaker 1: I'm standing in solidarity and my asses right there with you.
Speaker 1: Look at me, Look at this juicy thing I'm sitting on.
Speaker 1: I'm with you, ladies. I do like that that nothing
Speaker 1: in his mind ever like it never crossed his mind
Speaker 1: to be like, well, maybe it would affect any other party,
Speaker 1: Like as a man, I would think, Oh I had sex,
Speaker 1: my dick got bigger, right, my ball's got dropped more. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm sitting on there's like a hefty stack underneath me now.
Speaker 1: Also though he like, has he noticed any other guys
Speaker 1: but get bigger looking at other people's as like they
Speaker 1: were too, or was he like I'm the only one
Speaker 1: fucking no one else's best getting bigger mine is so
Speaker 1: I'm I'm the alpha male. I'm the one sucking all
Speaker 1: these girls. I'll be honest. I like both alternatives equally
Speaker 1: because there's something really fun about him, him being in
Speaker 1: the locker room after like football practice and being like, oh, Tyreek,
Speaker 1: I uh, I noticed you've been banging quite a bit
Speaker 1: because that things look at juicy here. But then there's
Speaker 1: another fun version of him, like Michael J. Fox walking
Speaker 1: through a highway high school hallway, pointing at people because
Speaker 1: he's like, yeah, I'm the only one doing it out here.
Speaker 1: He's like, Josh, you'll get there one day. Believe in yourself,
Speaker 1: young man, You'll finally get some Oh that's fun, all right,
Speaker 1: We're gonna take one more break, We'll be back remorse
Speaker 1: this year. It's a meta and more, my mama told me,
Speaker 1: and we all back gay, Yeah, we're back here. Remorse
Speaker 1: this year is a meta more. My mama told me.
Speaker 1: We're still talking about them big old butts and how
Speaker 1: the real heroes out in the world are the ones
Speaker 1: who accept that butts can grow on both sides. It
Speaker 1: ain't just ladies. We can all get thicker from sex.
Speaker 1: I mean, we can't, but you know we can't. I
Speaker 1: ins tells us it's completely untrue. But if you believe,
Speaker 1: you can't achieve. One of the things that I failed
Speaker 1: to mention in the research, and I'm just realizing it now,
Speaker 1: is that they did talk a little bit about perception
Speaker 1: and all of this stuff and the way that that
Speaker 1: actually does affect a woman's body. And it isn't that
Speaker 1: physically you're going to see these changes, but that frequent
Speaker 1: sex is usually the result of somebody feeling joy and
Speaker 1: feeling sexy, and subsequently, while your butt may not be
Speaker 1: getting bigger, you might feel like your butt is getting bigger,
Speaker 1: and that's just as important. M M. I like that.
Speaker 1: That makes sense to me. It's kind of nice taking
Speaker 1: it until you make it. That is exactly. I just
Speaker 1: feel like on the inside. Mm hmmm. It's like a
Speaker 1: nice thing where it's like after some good sex you
Speaker 1: feel a little buff and like a little you know,
Speaker 1: you feel like I did a thing. And so they're
Speaker 1: saying that, like, if you do that often enough, you
Speaker 1: could just feel like that all the time. WHOA. Now
Speaker 1: I'm wondering if it was like if my butt was
Speaker 1: the same size. But I was just more confident, h
Speaker 1: Like I wasn't wearing like baggy cants anymore, right, I
Speaker 1: was wearing more like bell bottom jeans. Yeah, you stopped
Speaker 1: dressing like nineties TLC and started dressing like two thousands TLC.
Speaker 1: Yeah exactly. And they're like, what where did this come from?
Speaker 1: And maybe it was always there. It was always there.
Speaker 1: It was the butt was in your heart the entire time.
Speaker 1: You just had to look. I just had to clap
Speaker 1: my cheeks three times. I could always go home. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's play a game. I have a very fun game.
Speaker 1: It's it's, as I mentioned to you before, our most
Speaker 1: classic game on this show. It's a fun game called
Speaker 1: white Ugly. You're disgusting, I'm gonna kill you. White lines
Speaker 1: that the fun game where I will introduce to you
Speaker 1: a conspiracy theory currently spreading in the white community, one
Speaker 1: that white people seem to believe in quite a bit.
Speaker 1: And what I would love for you to do is
Speaker 1: to impact why you think that is. Where do you
Speaker 1: think this conspiracy comes from? Why are these sneaky motherfucker's
Speaker 1: holding onto this conspiracy theory so much? Makes sense? Hell yeah, Okay,
Speaker 1: this is a fun one that I actually enjoyed reading
Speaker 1: about quite a bit. But there are some people who
Speaker 1: believe that Earth has already been sucked into a black hole.
Speaker 1: That apparently, in two thousand twelve, a bunch of scientists
Speaker 1: discovered the Higgs bosen, which is this particle that Stephen
Speaker 1: Hawking talked about that if it was discovered, would basically
Speaker 1: create a black hole and be the end of our universe. Right,
Speaker 1: that if they find this particle, it's gonna sunk up
Speaker 1: everything and then we're going to go and be sucked
Speaker 1: into a black hole and you know, ruined the world. Right.
Speaker 1: There are some people who believe it was discovered in
Speaker 1: two thousand twelve, it did create a black hole. Earth
Speaker 1: was sucked in and we just haven't realized it yet. Whoa, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I missed all of that. And so my question for
Speaker 1: you is, why do you think these people believe so
Speaker 1: much in the possibility of us already being in a
Speaker 1: black hole? I feel like white people might really want
Speaker 1: us to be in some extra version of what we
Speaker 1: already are in, Like we're in the matrix, We're in
Speaker 1: a black hole. This is an alternate reality. This is
Speaker 1: a simulation. Because you know, when there's nothing challenging or like, um,
Speaker 1: no obstacles are like is this it? You know, like
Speaker 1: when you're just like playing the video game, you're like,
Speaker 1: there's nothing. I just beat every level, Like what else
Speaker 1: am I supposed to do? So they're just like, there
Speaker 1: must be something else that I can't see. There must
Speaker 1: be a secret passageway or secret door haven't tapped into
Speaker 1: yet that and then no one else knows about where
Speaker 1: everybody else on earth is like, no, it's this and
Speaker 1: it's hard. Yeah, we see all the obstacles, we're bumping
Speaker 1: into them. They keep knock gonna stown, we keep going
Speaker 1: back to the start of the game and not fun game.
Speaker 1: This game fucking sucks and I don't like it. Y'all
Speaker 1: have all the cheat codes, then no one will give
Speaker 1: a test. I used to get so annoyed. I don't
Speaker 1: know if you've ever experienced this, but when you play
Speaker 1: Mario with people, and there's always that person who like
Speaker 1: knows how to like run him real fast and jump
Speaker 1: him up to that secret level in the clouds that
Speaker 1: you didn't know fucking existed, and it's a level you
Speaker 1: can't beat if you walk real slow and try your hardest,
Speaker 1: and it's like, fuck you dog, what do you really
Speaker 1: don't gotta do that? Just beat the level? Help me,
Speaker 1: help me get to the end of this game. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's annoying, Like when when did you learn that? Who
Speaker 1: told you that? Don't you knew was a cloud level? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: And that's essentially what this Higgs Boson group is arguing,
Speaker 1: is that like there is a cloud level that that
Speaker 1: we're not even aware of, and it's like, I don't
Speaker 1: know what their goal is on the back of this,
Speaker 1: do you know what I mean? Like, if we're in
Speaker 1: a black hole, let's say you're right, Let's say we
Speaker 1: got sucked into this black hole because scientists found this
Speaker 1: weird particle. What now, Like, are you helping me figure
Speaker 1: it out? Or are you just showing off? That you
Speaker 1: made it to the this other level. I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think it's probably showing off. Like also people love
Speaker 1: having um the upper hand or like I know ship
Speaker 1: that you don't. My blinders are off, my eyes are open,
Speaker 1: I can see what's going on, and you little pleaves
Speaker 1: have no idea. But yeah, it's also like if we
Speaker 1: got stuck in a black hole, this is it? Like,
Speaker 1: it's this, it's this is the It's just the same ship.
Speaker 1: What there was no difference between two US and eleven
Speaker 1: and twos and twelve to thirteen. It was all the
Speaker 1: same ship. What Like that's that's what well. I would
Speaker 1: argue that maybe that the second Obama run might have
Speaker 1: been the moment where they were like, oh no, we
Speaker 1: found the particle. This is this is the thing that
Speaker 1: destroyed the planet. It's like, no, dude, you just didn't
Speaker 1: think the black dude could pull it off twice and
Speaker 1: now you don't know how to handle that. That's the
Speaker 1: black hole. He's the black You're just in Obama's thick
Speaker 1: aims forever and always because you're unhappy with political choices. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: people will like think of all kinds of like, you know,
Speaker 1: he's a lizard he's a anti christ like instead of
Speaker 1: just like more people like him. Yeah, it's just people
Speaker 1: kind of thought he was cool. So we voted for
Speaker 1: him and that's yeah. I don't know. He cries when
Speaker 1: when it seems appropriate. Yes, you feelings he's a good
Speaker 1: guy or not. He's probably murdered plenty of people. But
Speaker 1: it seems like a nice Yeah, better than the other options.
Speaker 1: We have a lot better than the other options. Well,
Speaker 1: we did it this year. I think we did the
Speaker 1: thing that we needed to do. Could you tell the
Speaker 1: folks at home where they can find you, what cool
Speaker 1: stuff you have going on. Yeah, my social media stuff
Speaker 1: is at the Sheer Truth to h e Sheer Truth,
Speaker 1: and you can see me on Woke. I'm shooting in
Speaker 1: the second season right now. The first seasons out on
Speaker 1: Hulu and Home Economics is on ABC, but all the
Speaker 1: episodes after the air are on Hulu. Uh, listen to
Speaker 1: my podcasts with Nicole Buyer called best Friends and you know,
Speaker 1: just just just be kind to each other. Yeah, be
Speaker 1: kind and follow us this year and watch all of
Speaker 1: her television shows. She has more shows then technically should
Speaker 1: be allowed in Hollywood. There are real rules about this stuff,
Speaker 1: and some house this year finds a way to skirt
Speaker 1: those rules constantly. It's very impressive. She's so and please
Speaker 1: follow her. And as always, you can follow me at
Speaker 1: Langston Kerman and you can send us drops, you can
Speaker 1: send us ideas, you can send us your own conspiracy
Speaker 1: theories at my Mama pod at gmail dot com. That's it,
Speaker 1: we did the whole thing. Bye bye. Chips in your
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Speaker 1: me