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Speaker 3: But that's the thing is I can perform in jeans.

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Speaker 2: Yes that makes sense. Yeah, it does change your mindset

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Speaker 1: I will travel for a deal, and I know someone

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Speaker 2: You know, you should like buy the bag and then

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Speaker 3: It's almost like my superstition.

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Speaker 2: Well, now you're giving me anxiety. God forbid, I dropped

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Speaker 1: My mom's from the noth end in Boston, and she

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Speaker 2: But you're giving me anxiety because I don't know Ross

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Speaker 1: I get that spidey sense. I know when I'm driving

436
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Speaker 1: it through a suburb and I know where one is,

437
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Speaker 1: like it just pops up. I get ass and reflux

438
00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:18,840
Speaker 1: all of a sudden. I'm like, pull over, we got

439
00:17:18,840 --> 00:17:21,720
Speaker 1: to buy shoes. I've thrived it a regular nord drum.

440
00:17:21,880 --> 00:17:23,679
Speaker 1: I will go to the Nordtrum cafe just for a

441
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Speaker 1: cup of tomato bis soup and a nice TEA.

442
00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:28,760
Speaker 2: Wait, but let's talk about this. Here's a quiz. Do

443
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Speaker 2: you know the difference between a J Crew factory store

444
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Speaker 2: and an outlet? Do you know the difference? Quiz?

445
00:17:35,320 --> 00:17:38,359
Speaker 1: Well, there's one they just open an outlet or no fact,

446
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Speaker 1: they own a factory, open factory.

447
00:17:40,440 --> 00:17:42,560
Speaker 2: The J Crew outlet is what an outlet is. The

448
00:17:42,720 --> 00:17:45,760
Speaker 2: stuff comes from there over to there J Crew factory.

449
00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:48,760
Speaker 2: It's all designed for that store. It's a separate brand.

450
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Speaker 3: Oh okay, okay.

451
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Speaker 2: The word factory makes us think it's like a cousin

452
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Speaker 2: of outlet, but it's just it's designed for the factory.

453
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Speaker 3: What the more, you know with Bethany Freight there and.

454
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Speaker 2: It's great stuff, but it's just like I thought I

455
00:18:05,440 --> 00:18:07,240
Speaker 2: was walking into an outlet and I had great deals.

456
00:18:07,240 --> 00:18:09,720
Speaker 2: But it's just like all these words that get us excited.

457
00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:12,040
Speaker 2: And to your point, you could probably save more money

458
00:18:12,080 --> 00:18:13,760
Speaker 2: just sitting home buying it online, but you like the

459
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Speaker 2: hunt and the experience.

460
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Speaker 1: I was such an og old Navy girl when the

461
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Speaker 1: rock Star jeans became a thing, I would shout it

462
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Speaker 1: from the rooftop. So I'm like, guys, I'm telling you,

463
00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:25,800
Speaker 1: just everybody run your ass to an old Navy and

464
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Speaker 1: trying these jeans, and they ended up putting me in

465
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Speaker 1: a commercial. I always did like with my brand. I

466
00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:32,560
Speaker 1: always did like reverse marketing, which is kind of similar

467
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Speaker 1: to like I think what you do, yes, you talk

468
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Speaker 1: about it, I wou'd become obsessed with it. I'm like,

469
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Speaker 1: I'm not getting paid from this brand. And then Eventually

470
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Speaker 1: my fans were like, you got to put her in

471
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Speaker 1: a fucking commercial, like what are you doing?

472
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Speaker 3: And it was amazing.

473
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Speaker 2: What food are you into? That's another question? What food

474
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Speaker 2: are you into?

475
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Speaker 3: I'm into everything. You know.

476
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Speaker 1: You don't say this stense without enjoying snacks, but I

477
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Speaker 1: will say, you know, I was really on your chicken

478
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Speaker 1: salad hunt. I am very particular. It has to be

479
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Speaker 1: shredded chicken. It cannot be chunked, not be cubed.

480
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Speaker 2: But you don't like a purade either, and people think, no,

481
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Speaker 2: you don't need baby.

482
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Speaker 1: I don't want it. I want it shredded. I prefer

483
00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:11,200
Speaker 1: dukes mayo. That is what I will always be loyal to. Yes,

484
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Speaker 1: And I like a nice nutt in there, like a pecan.

485
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Speaker 1: I like a grape. You know I'll do. But I'll

486
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Speaker 1: do a curry chicken salad as long as it's shredded

487
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Speaker 1: and we're using dukes, I'm good.

488
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Speaker 2: Well that's where we don't get along anymore. But that's

489
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Speaker 2: because you're from the South. So you get a pass

490
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Speaker 2: like a Southern person would put a pecan and chicken salad.

491
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Speaker 3: Which is a yeah, absolutely you have to.

492
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Speaker 2: And then if you say you would need a raisin

493
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Speaker 2: in that curry salad. I don't understand it. But a

494
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Speaker 2: grape freaks me out. I don't understand why people like

495
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Speaker 2: grapes in there.

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Speaker 3: Twenty wanting just celery. Just what's the crunch.

497
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Speaker 2: I could do a scallion, I could do a celery.

498
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Speaker 2: I could do a red onion. I could do a

499
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Speaker 2: pickle if I had to. I don't want to. I

500
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Speaker 2: don't want a grape. It's snotty to me, and I

501
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Speaker 2: eat green grapes every day, ending and white. I just

502
00:19:50,160 --> 00:19:53,280
Speaker 2: it's and a red one freaks me out more if

503
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Speaker 2: I didn't see the skin and I didn't really know,

504
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Speaker 2: because I could disguise it as an onion urica, I could.

505
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Speaker 2: I could get behind an apple. We could talk about

506
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Speaker 2: that and apple. But yeah, but yeah, I'm checking solid famous.

507
00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:06,960
Speaker 2: So there we are. There you go, so absolutely not

508
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Speaker 2: your podcast? Would you say that, like, out of your business,

509
00:20:11,240 --> 00:20:13,760
Speaker 2: what's the biggest venture? Is it the touring? Is it?

510
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Speaker 2: The absolutely not not the bamboozle, But the bamboozle is

511
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Speaker 2: like an organized tour, but then you just go to

512
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Speaker 2: comedy clubs, so it's two different things.

513
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Speaker 1: Yeah, but particularly like how it kind of works is

514
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Speaker 1: you know, like we'll pop into clubs and work out

515
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Speaker 1: new material and you get paid that night, but really

516
00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:30,440
Speaker 1: you're always gearing up to do the tour, right So

517
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Speaker 1: you're you're working out the material for a bit and

518
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Speaker 1: then you're going on tour.

519
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Speaker 3: Tour is my love. The wild thing is is like I.

520
00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:40,520
Speaker 1: Can specifically in comedy, you have to wear sixteen different hats.

521
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Speaker 1: You know, I have the stand up side I have.

522
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Speaker 1: I've developed three different TV shows. I'm currently working on

523
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Speaker 1: a script with Hulu right now. My absolutely not podcasts

524
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Speaker 1: I've had for five years. I do branding deals. I

525
00:20:51,359 --> 00:20:54,080
Speaker 1: host things like if you don't have fifty five balls

526
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Speaker 1: in the air. I don't know how people do this,

527
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Speaker 1: it truly don't.

528
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Speaker 2: Who's running your whole program. It's a manager, it's you,

529
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Speaker 2: it's your home.

530
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Speaker 1: Managers and agents. But I think it's different too when

531
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Speaker 1: you're in comedy. Comedians are self starters, Like I will

532
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Speaker 1: go do projects with other actors and people will hold

533
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Speaker 1: their hands.

534
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Speaker 3: No, No, I can give my own coffee. I can do this.

535
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Speaker 1: You know, we're used to being backstage at a club,

536
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Speaker 1: choking on a chicken tender, drinking of white wine, scribbling

537
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Speaker 1: down notes before we go on stage.

538
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Speaker 2: No, it's low down dirty. I've always come out and drink.

539
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Speaker 2: But I've always connected to comedians. I have as many

540
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Speaker 2: comedian friends as you, so strangely, because it's like a

541
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Speaker 2: weird like side fetish for me, I've always been like

542
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Speaker 2: close to it, and I used to go to comedy

543
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Speaker 2: club see Alan Havy and all the oldies like my

544
00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:38,520
Speaker 2: whole life, Like since I was a kid. I was

545
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Speaker 2: watching It's seven years old Eddie Murphy ra delirious, like, yeah,

546
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Speaker 2: it's been my life. So I'm always intrigued by it.

547
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Speaker 2: And it's gritty. It's like the racetrack where I grew up.

548
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Speaker 2: It's very gritty.

549
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Speaker 3: It's very gritty.

550
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Speaker 1: And it's nice now because we all live in different places,

551
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Speaker 1: Like you know, Tim lives in Austin and he's got

552
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Speaker 1: a house in New York. We're all living all over,

553
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Speaker 1: so it's nice to have a sense of normalcy. And

554
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Speaker 1: then you get to go out and be adventurous and

555
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,560
Speaker 1: go out into the world and see all these different cities.

556
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Speaker 1: But it's a lot of lonely, Like I have my

557
00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:08,480
Speaker 1: crew that rolls with me, but it's not it's not

558
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Speaker 1: as glamorous as people think. And it's so funny when

559
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Speaker 1: I work with other actors and I'm like, wow, you

560
00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:15,760
Speaker 1: guys have no fucking idea what it's like to be

561
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Speaker 1: on the road.

562
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Speaker 3: They would never survive.

563
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Speaker 2: No, it's totally gritty, and you don't get to choose

564
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Speaker 2: the hotel and that shit town or that places that's

565
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Speaker 2: good for comedy. It's just it's not they're not building,

566
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Speaker 2: you know, four seasons next to your comedy clubs that

567
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Speaker 2: you like to perform at, and the different audiences you

568
00:22:29,359 --> 00:22:31,600
Speaker 2: need to try something out that doesn't just work in

569
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Speaker 2: New York and you know, Jersey. I find it very

570
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Speaker 2: very interesting. And I also, you know, because I know

571
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Speaker 2: so many comedians are super catty and like competitive and

572
00:22:42,440 --> 00:22:44,680
Speaker 2: they see through bullshit more than anybody. Like, if you're

573
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Speaker 2: not like legit, they don't like it. They don't like

574
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Speaker 2: sell out comedians. There's like a real competition between the

575
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Speaker 2: authenticity of the craft like that I notice.

576
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Speaker 1: Yes, But I also kind of like ever removed myself

577
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Speaker 1: from the quote unquote scene, Like I have my friends

578
00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:03,720
Speaker 1: in comedy, but I've always said I'm only in competition

579
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Speaker 1: with myself. There's nobody else like me. There's nobody else,

580
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Speaker 1: like these other folks. I don't need to jerk a

581
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Speaker 1: bunch of people off so that they like me. I

582
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Speaker 1: go and I do my thing, and I love what

583
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Speaker 1: I do, and then it's like all right, Like I

584
00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:17,360
Speaker 1: just stay in my lane and do my own shap.

585
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Speaker 2: Literally, it doesn't matter what I Yeah, that's true too.

586
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Speaker 2: It's funny because you said something earlier about moving in

587
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Speaker 2: la how it brings you back. It wasn't related to this.

588
00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:30,240
Speaker 2: It was related to somebody on from SNL old school,

589
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Speaker 2: Lauren Michael's at a dinner one night. We had a

590
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Speaker 2: dinner and he said he was not talking about me,

591
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Speaker 2: he was talking about somebody else. I said, you have

592
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Speaker 2: to make an exit to be able to make an entrance.

593
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Speaker 2: And it just always stuck with me because it was like,

594
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Speaker 2: you don't have to stay over, stay at the party,

595
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Speaker 2: leave and then you get to make your own entrance back.

596
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Speaker 2: And I think that's like a lack of fear. You know,

597
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Speaker 2: you have to be fearless to do that.

598
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Speaker 3: Yeah, and listen, the goal was always to be on SNL.

599
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Speaker 1: I mean my high school yearbook quote was live from

600
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Speaker 1: New York and Saturday night, like and everybody knew, like

601
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Speaker 1: I went to theater school. Then I went moved to

602
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Speaker 1: New I was doing stand up. I started in stand

603
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Speaker 1: up and then I pivoted to a lot of sketch

604
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Speaker 1: and improv. I want to have a one woman show

605
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Speaker 1: like I grew up obviously watching Joan Rivers, but watching

606
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Speaker 1: like Tracy Olman and Carol Burnette.

607
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Speaker 2: Yeah.

608
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Speaker 1: I wanted to wear wigs and play characters and be insane.

609
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Speaker 1: And I always thought I was gonna do SNL. And

610
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Speaker 1: then when I got back into stand up, I was like,

611
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Speaker 1: this is also just I can control this. Like in

612
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Speaker 1: our business, you know, I have a billion things in development,

613
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Speaker 1: but I'm waiting on some exec to eventually read a script.

614
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Speaker 1: You have to go through forty five different people. Stand up,

615
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Speaker 1: I can go call a club tonight, write some jokes,

616
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Speaker 1: go down to a club and feed the beast if

617
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Speaker 1: you will.

618
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Speaker 3: So that's why I love.

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Speaker 2: It, respectfully to your three shows. Like I get off

620
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Speaker 2: for TV shows all the time. That means I have

621
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Speaker 2: to leave my house, go to talk to a bunch

622
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Speaker 2: of suits in a meeting, let them decide what will

623
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Speaker 2: or won't work. Go wait till we shoot in six months,

624
00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:03,159
Speaker 2: wait till it gets edited six months. Then go do

625
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Speaker 2: a press tour for it, like and for what money?

626
00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:08,600
Speaker 2: Less money than sitting on my ass Like literally, so

627
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Speaker 2: no way, bro, no way for me.

628
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Speaker 1: And I kind of hit a weird spot because I

629
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Speaker 1: started in social media to then be able to do

630
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Speaker 1: the stand up, to be able to do these big

631
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Speaker 1: tours and play the places that I wanted to play,

632
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Speaker 1: and then I kind of lost the talking directly to camera,

633
00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:26,919
Speaker 1: like I missed that. That's where I started, but I

634
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:28,600
Speaker 1: use that as a vessel to get to where I

635
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Speaker 1: wanted to go. And now I'm starting to come back

636
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Speaker 1: to be like this was the original interaction. This is

637
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Speaker 1: where my audience found me. So I need to get

638
00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:37,320
Speaker 1: back to that. I mean, obviously, people who come to shows,

639
00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:40,440
Speaker 1: they're getting the most honest version of myself when I'm

640
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Speaker 1: on stage, and I always joke. I'm like, for ninety

641
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Speaker 1: minutes for whatever, Friday and Saturday night I'm on stage.

642
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Speaker 3: That's the that's the only time I get respect, you

643
00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:49,000
Speaker 3: know what I mean?

644
00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:51,240
Speaker 1: Like in my family, like I'll walk off stage and

645
00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:52,560
Speaker 1: my husband's like, what are we doing for dinner?

646
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Speaker 3: I'm like, what the fuck do you want for me? Now?

647
00:25:55,080 --> 00:25:57,280
Speaker 2: Yes, but it's also bringing up what you're saying about

648
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Speaker 2: the three TV shows and development. I'm older than you,

649
00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:02,760
Speaker 2: and we're like passing each other on the highway because

650
00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:06,359
Speaker 2: I'm a crossover artist. I did the TV thing for decades,

651
00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:08,240
Speaker 2: so now I'm over here, so I don't need to

652
00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:10,920
Speaker 2: go back. But you haven't done the TV thing for decades.

653
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:12,840
Speaker 2: You've done stand up thing, You've done the social So

654
00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:14,720
Speaker 2: you're like, you want to be a crossover artists because

655
00:26:14,720 --> 00:26:16,399
Speaker 2: you're going to hit a lot of different audiences, and

656
00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:20,840
Speaker 2: the audiences are constantly changing, you know, constantly evolving. So

657
00:26:21,359 --> 00:26:23,040
Speaker 2: and you're young, and I don't know, do you have kids?

658
00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:24,240
Speaker 3: No, don't have kids?

659
00:26:24,280 --> 00:26:26,040
Speaker 2: Okay, ye, so yeah, you have a free life. So

660
00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:26,840
Speaker 2: what does your husband do?

661
00:26:27,080 --> 00:26:28,920
Speaker 3: My husband's in real estate and he has an oil

662
00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:29,880
Speaker 3: company up in New York.

663
00:26:30,160 --> 00:26:32,560
Speaker 2: Oh okay, got it. So he's flexible with where he

664
00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:33,480
Speaker 2: can be flexible.

665
00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:36,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, and like, listen, my last special was called Breadwinner

666
00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:38,600
Speaker 1: because I the whole joke was about me making more

667
00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:40,600
Speaker 1: money than him for like the first time, and how

668
00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:42,600
Speaker 1: the tables had turned. And I specifically, I know that

669
00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:44,960
Speaker 1: I have a very strong Southern female audience, and I

670
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:47,199
Speaker 1: wanted to make all these jokes about like what it

671
00:26:47,280 --> 00:26:49,320
Speaker 1: was like once the tables had turned, and my husband

672
00:26:49,359 --> 00:26:51,600
Speaker 1: is the most secure man in the fucking planet. He

673
00:26:51,640 --> 00:26:54,520
Speaker 1: thinks it's fantastic. He was my fan from day one.

674
00:26:54,840 --> 00:26:56,960
Speaker 1: When people used to think he was my manager. We

675
00:26:57,080 --> 00:27:00,440
Speaker 1: be performing at like a comedy club somewhere in Long

676
00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:02,520
Speaker 1: Island City and he'd be there in his suit from

677
00:27:02,560 --> 00:27:05,040
Speaker 1: his little real estate job, and everyone was like, God,

678
00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:06,920
Speaker 1: your manager is so involved with your career. I'm like,

679
00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:09,440
Speaker 1: I get that guy a blowjob every night. Then that's

680
00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:13,160
Speaker 1: my boyfriend, you know, And so he's just he's thrilled.

681
00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:16,119
Speaker 3: He's like this the world's your oyster, fucking go for it.

682
00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:17,320
Speaker 3: So I'm great, Faul.

683
00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:19,600
Speaker 2: Were you like, did you think you were funny in

684
00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:22,840
Speaker 2: high school? Was this a lifelong real dream or acting

685
00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:23,240
Speaker 2: or what?

686
00:27:23,880 --> 00:27:25,920
Speaker 3: I was always funny. I was always doing theater.

687
00:27:26,119 --> 00:27:28,200
Speaker 1: I mean I won, like my senior superlative, was like

688
00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:30,920
Speaker 1: wittiest in high school. And then so the first time

689
00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:32,840
Speaker 1: I ever really did stand up, it was my junior

690
00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:34,960
Speaker 1: prom and I roasted the senior class. I was like

691
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:37,720
Speaker 1: the surprise performer and I did like a thirty minute

692
00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:39,760
Speaker 1: rose set of everybody in the senior class.

693
00:27:40,119 --> 00:27:41,560
Speaker 3: And then I actually took that.

694
00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:44,399
Speaker 1: It's like literally that VHS and I dropped it off

695
00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:46,760
Speaker 1: a Jeff Foxworthy's house because he was doing the Blue

696
00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:49,000
Speaker 1: Collar Comedy tour and lived two neighborhoods down from me,

697
00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:51,399
Speaker 1: and his kids went to my school, so they were

698
00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:53,800
Speaker 1: much younger. And I dropped it in his mailbox and

699
00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:57,040
Speaker 1: it's so wild. So then he I graduate from high school.

700
00:27:57,040 --> 00:27:57,439
Speaker 3: He calls me.

701
00:27:57,440 --> 00:27:59,760
Speaker 1: He's like, Hey, we're shooting Blue Collar Comedy the show

702
00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:02,320
Speaker 1: in Atlanta. Do you want to come and be an intern?

703
00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:04,679
Speaker 1: So I got to be a writer's assistant for a summer.

704
00:28:04,880 --> 00:28:07,760
Speaker 1: See how these guys operated. I just always knew, Like

705
00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:09,560
Speaker 1: you can ask any of my friends from the fifth grade.

706
00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:10,960
Speaker 1: I said, I'm going to do comedy. I'm going to

707
00:28:10,960 --> 00:28:12,199
Speaker 1: be an actor. This is what I want to do.

708
00:28:12,480 --> 00:28:14,239
Speaker 1: And even my buddies in college were like, I mean

709
00:28:14,280 --> 00:28:16,280
Speaker 1: I went to the University Mississippi. They were always like, Heather,

710
00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:17,960
Speaker 1: you go to parties and we'd be like, Oh, what

711
00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:19,520
Speaker 1: are you gonna do after college? Like I'm moving to

712
00:28:19,560 --> 00:28:21,479
Speaker 1: New York, I'm doing comedy, and they're like, and you

713
00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:21,800
Speaker 1: did it.

714
00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:23,200
Speaker 3: I just always knew.

715
00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:25,520
Speaker 1: I was always jealous though, of the kids because it

716
00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:28,280
Speaker 1: obviously it takes a long time. I was always jealous

717
00:28:28,280 --> 00:28:29,720
Speaker 1: of the kids who didn't know what they wanted to do,

718
00:28:29,760 --> 00:28:31,679
Speaker 1: because I always felt that there was such freedom in

719
00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:34,280
Speaker 1: that because I'm like, you can explore. I knew what

720
00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:36,080
Speaker 1: I wanted to do, and I knew how far away

721
00:28:36,080 --> 00:28:38,680
Speaker 1: it was, So it was you know, the grass is

722
00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:39,400
Speaker 1: not always greener.

723
00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:42,080
Speaker 2: Well, it was trapping because if that didn't happen, you

724
00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:43,000
Speaker 2: were going to be unhappy.

725
00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:43,880
Speaker 3: Absolutely.

726
00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:46,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, I get that I got an internship at SNL,

727
00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:49,200
Speaker 2: and y you wouldn't give me credit for it. So

728
00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:52,040
Speaker 2: SNL wouldn't let me do it. The Bethany now would

729
00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:54,360
Speaker 2: have barged a fuck into the dean's office. Yeah. The

730
00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:56,400
Speaker 2: truth is like I just was like okay, and I

731
00:28:56,400 --> 00:28:58,040
Speaker 2: didn't take and it. It's my only regret in my

732
00:28:58,080 --> 00:29:00,440
Speaker 2: whole life is that I didn't intern at SNL. Did

733
00:29:00,480 --> 00:29:02,000
Speaker 2: you do SnO at all? No.

734
00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:04,880
Speaker 1: So I would get to the auditions for like just

735
00:29:04,920 --> 00:29:07,760
Speaker 1: for laughs. I would auditioned with like Chloe Fine Men

736
00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:10,720
Speaker 1: and all those kids. And as soon as I was

737
00:29:10,760 --> 00:29:13,480
Speaker 1: about to go to just for laughs, my dad died

738
00:29:13,760 --> 00:29:16,440
Speaker 1: very suddenly of cancer. So I had to I was

739
00:29:16,480 --> 00:29:19,360
Speaker 1: like just starting to get my footing in LA and

740
00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:21,600
Speaker 1: then I basically went home to Atlanta, which I thought

741
00:29:21,640 --> 00:29:23,760
Speaker 1: was just going to be for like three weeks turned

742
00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:27,760
Speaker 1: into two years, and I came back and I was

743
00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:29,440
Speaker 1: trying to help me know, my mom, and my sister,

744
00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:32,640
Speaker 1: all of us figure out this new normal. And I

745
00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:34,960
Speaker 1: was feeling so sorry for myself that day. I was like,

746
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:35,840
Speaker 1: my career's over.

747
00:29:36,240 --> 00:29:36,760
Speaker 3: Fuck this.

748
00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:38,880
Speaker 1: I was taken out of LA all this stuff. And

749
00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:42,120
Speaker 1: then Instagram stories became a thing, and I just started

750
00:29:42,160 --> 00:29:45,560
Speaker 1: talking directly to camera, yip yapping, doing all my jokes

751
00:29:45,560 --> 00:29:49,920
Speaker 1: in like fifteen second little punchlines and increments for Instagram,

752
00:29:50,120 --> 00:29:50,600
Speaker 1: and then.

753
00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:53,200
Speaker 3: It just took off. That was your pandemic, Yeah, that

754
00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:54,160
Speaker 3: was my pandemic.

755
00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:57,000
Speaker 2: Wow, you had like a pre pandemic experience, so you

756
00:29:57,040 --> 00:29:59,280
Speaker 2: probably really win the pandemic. I'm sorry for your loss.

757
00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:00,720
Speaker 2: By the way, it was ten.

758
00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:03,000
Speaker 1: Years ago, but that was like and I was spiraling,

759
00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:04,960
Speaker 1: like as people were spiraling during COVID.

760
00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:06,200
Speaker 3: I was losing my mind.

761
00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:08,120
Speaker 1: I was on like tuzanax and a bottle of white

762
00:30:08,120 --> 00:30:10,440
Speaker 1: wine a day, just coming up with the most outrageous

763
00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:12,640
Speaker 1: shit on the Internet, and people were like, thank god,

764
00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:13,480
Speaker 1: someone saying.

765
00:30:13,280 --> 00:30:15,720
Speaker 2: It, So you were prepared for the pandemic in ways

766
00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:17,880
Speaker 2: like you knew what was happening when everyone was locked up,

767
00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:21,120
Speaker 2: You're like, oh, this is the cruising. Wow, did you do?

768
00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:23,960
Speaker 2: I did Groundlings in Second City? Did you And that's what,

769
00:30:24,160 --> 00:30:26,400
Speaker 2: just for laughs was. It was like improv No. So

770
00:30:26,520 --> 00:30:29,479
Speaker 2: I was a UCB kid, which is Uprights Citizens Brigade.

771
00:30:29,520 --> 00:30:31,200
Speaker 2: So I did it in New York and LA.

772
00:30:31,240 --> 00:30:32,960
Speaker 1: But no, I would go through the rounds of auditions

773
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:35,120
Speaker 1: and then it was like the rug was literally pulled out.

774
00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:36,120
Speaker 3: From underneath my feet.

775
00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:38,080
Speaker 1: And I used to do a ton of like impressions

776
00:30:38,120 --> 00:30:40,280
Speaker 1: and characters and all that, and that was like my love.

777
00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:43,920
Speaker 1: So then once I started performing more on Instagram, I'm like,

778
00:30:43,960 --> 00:30:46,280
Speaker 1: I'm going back to stand up because and people knew

779
00:30:46,280 --> 00:30:48,200
Speaker 1: me for my characters. That's how they started following me.

780
00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:50,640
Speaker 1: Like I did an Ina Garden before anybody else was

781
00:30:50,680 --> 00:30:52,920
Speaker 1: doing it. I was a person who originated dressing up

782
00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:55,400
Speaker 1: in drag ass Pitbull. I did that eight years ago,

783
00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:57,640
Speaker 1: and pit Bull found it and then all these kids

784
00:30:57,680 --> 00:30:59,200
Speaker 1: now go to his concerts dressed up.

785
00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:00,880
Speaker 3: It's him, And I'm like, I was the one in

786
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:02,680
Speaker 3: drag and part of my.

787
00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:05,280
Speaker 1: Comedy is I'm never afraid to look ugly, like I

788
00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:08,920
Speaker 1: am never afraid to look insane. I feel glamorous on stage,

789
00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:10,840
Speaker 1: but so much of it is self deprecating, and that's

790
00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:13,640
Speaker 1: what really brings me joy, Like being a character and

791
00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:17,600
Speaker 1: gritty and smoking a menthol like being that person that's

792
00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:18,440
Speaker 1: always been fun for me.

793
00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:21,440
Speaker 2: It's funny because back in the day with the Kara

794
00:31:21,560 --> 00:31:23,000
Speaker 2: leafers and the people that I grew up with, like

795
00:31:23,040 --> 00:31:25,200
Speaker 2: you weren't like allowed to be attractive, like you're beautiful,

796
00:31:25,240 --> 00:31:28,840
Speaker 2: Like now you can have beautiful comedians, and also you

797
00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:31,640
Speaker 2: seem fairly sane, Like I will say this to you.

798
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:34,920
Speaker 2: I know a lot of comedians, and a lot of

799
00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:38,640
Speaker 2: them are persnickety, like very ornery about like without me

800
00:31:38,680 --> 00:31:42,440
Speaker 2: getting into detail, like very like really think but beyond

801
00:31:42,560 --> 00:31:46,000
Speaker 2: believe and think the whole world revolves around their neurosis.

802
00:31:46,040 --> 00:31:49,160
Speaker 2: And it's very it's very, very different. It's it's obviously

803
00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:53,000
Speaker 2: a cliche that comedians aren't always funny, but like you

804
00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:55,120
Speaker 2: seem like quote unquote.

805
00:31:54,920 --> 00:31:57,600
Speaker 1: Normal, because nobody in my circle would let me get

806
00:31:57,600 --> 00:32:00,360
Speaker 1: away with shit, and I think because literally my mom us,

807
00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:00,959
Speaker 1: we live with her.

808
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:03,040
Speaker 3: However you want to splice it, like I.

809
00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:06,360
Speaker 1: Came up to and like maybe the theater world and

810
00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:08,040
Speaker 1: the character world, like no one was gonna let me

811
00:32:08,040 --> 00:32:09,880
Speaker 1: get away with shit, and I agree. And there are

812
00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:12,160
Speaker 1: moments sometimes where I feel like, you know, I'll be

813
00:32:12,160 --> 00:32:15,000
Speaker 1: performing at Netflix's a Joke Comedy Festival and I'll sell

814
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:16,680
Speaker 1: out my show and then I'll go to the brunches

815
00:32:16,680 --> 00:32:18,800
Speaker 1: with all these other comics and I know the ten

816
00:32:18,840 --> 00:32:20,520
Speaker 1: that will be nice to me that like me, and

817
00:32:20,560 --> 00:32:22,160
Speaker 1: then I know the ones to stay away from because

818
00:32:22,160 --> 00:32:23,640
Speaker 1: they don't think I deserve a seat at the table,

819
00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:26,600
Speaker 1: or they're an asshole, or they're fucking neurotic and insane.

820
00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:28,720
Speaker 2: I've seen the craziest things and so of you, but

821
00:32:28,840 --> 00:32:31,920
Speaker 2: like wild, just like the things that people are hyperfixated

822
00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:35,400
Speaker 2: and I'm obsessed about and believe as truth that are

823
00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:37,600
Speaker 2: and I'm like you, like it's wild.

824
00:32:38,160 --> 00:32:40,239
Speaker 1: I hate to say that, like I just try and

825
00:32:40,320 --> 00:32:43,440
Speaker 1: find nice people, but I truly do. If you simplify it,

826
00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:45,160
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't need to be in that scene

827
00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:47,800
Speaker 1: and be up everyone's ass and do that bullshit. I'm

828
00:32:47,880 --> 00:32:50,480
Speaker 1: grounded and who I am here and I love the

829
00:32:50,480 --> 00:32:52,280
Speaker 1: people that I surround myself with, and then the other

830
00:32:52,320 --> 00:32:54,840
Speaker 1: comics I hang out with are fucking cool, Like, I

831
00:32:54,960 --> 00:32:56,960
Speaker 1: just don't need to kiss everyone's ass, either you like

832
00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:58,880
Speaker 1: me or you don't. I'm so fucking over it. I've

833
00:32:58,880 --> 00:33:01,120
Speaker 1: had ten like, woe is me?

834
00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:01,720
Speaker 3: Oh my god?

835
00:33:01,720 --> 00:33:03,040
Speaker 1: Am I doing the wrong thing? Do I need to

836
00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:04,280
Speaker 1: move back to New York? Do I need to move

837
00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:06,120
Speaker 1: back to LA? Why does this person like me? This

838
00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:08,040
Speaker 1: person had me on their podcast and now they're fucking

839
00:33:08,040 --> 00:33:08,520
Speaker 1: dick to me.

840
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:09,520
Speaker 3: Fuck them?

841
00:33:10,160 --> 00:33:12,840
Speaker 1: I truly this year am saying fuck it. I don't

842
00:33:12,880 --> 00:33:15,479
Speaker 1: care anymore. I just want to be able to bring

843
00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:17,800
Speaker 1: joy to my audience and make them laugh and then

844
00:33:17,880 --> 00:33:19,560
Speaker 1: like let the cards fall where they will.

845
00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:22,080
Speaker 2: Well, I will tell you with someone older and not

846
00:33:22,120 --> 00:33:24,680
Speaker 2: necessarily wiser, but if you try to please everybody, you

847
00:33:24,680 --> 00:33:27,800
Speaker 2: please nobody. And there have been people like where you

848
00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:29,920
Speaker 2: think you've burned a bridge. Like the honest truth is

849
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:32,680
Speaker 2: is no one gives a shit about anything, like sides

850
00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:35,480
Speaker 2: what's going on themselves. And if you perform and you

851
00:33:35,560 --> 00:33:38,360
Speaker 2: rate and you sell and you make people, it doesn't matter.

852
00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:40,720
Speaker 2: And like Michael Phelps wasn't looking at the swimmer next

853
00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:42,040
Speaker 2: to him to see what the fuck is going on,

854
00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:44,400
Speaker 2: and he's like getting to that wall. I mean, I presume,

855
00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:45,960
Speaker 2: I presume I'm not a swimmer, but that's what I've

856
00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:48,600
Speaker 2: always thought, Like, I don't worry about anyone else's game.

857
00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:51,000
Speaker 1: It's funny too, because I have such a respect for

858
00:33:51,200 --> 00:33:53,480
Speaker 1: LeeAnne Morgan and people. This is how you have to see,

859
00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:55,240
Speaker 1: like the comedy world, people like, oh, you and LeAnn

860
00:33:55,240 --> 00:33:56,960
Speaker 1: are just the same. I'm like, our ax could not

861
00:33:57,080 --> 00:33:59,680
Speaker 1: be more different? Should we could not be more different?

862
00:33:59,720 --> 00:34:01,240
Speaker 1: And I her and we see each other parties and

863
00:34:01,280 --> 00:34:03,000
Speaker 1: she's great, but she and I always kind of laugh.

864
00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:06,360
Speaker 1: I'm like, they're always like trying lump just because we

865
00:34:06,360 --> 00:34:08,279
Speaker 1: have blonde hair and we're both from the South. Like

866
00:34:08,560 --> 00:34:11,640
Speaker 1: I am not particularly Southern. I speak to my Southern

867
00:34:11,680 --> 00:34:13,640
Speaker 1: audience a lot, but I am I'm not. You know,

868
00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:15,279
Speaker 1: I don't have a thick egge and I can put

869
00:34:15,320 --> 00:34:17,319
Speaker 1: it on when I need to. But that's just how

870
00:34:17,719 --> 00:34:20,560
Speaker 1: in our industry they just see two white women with

871
00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:22,760
Speaker 1: blonde hair from the South and they're like twins.

872
00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:25,839
Speaker 2: You're like, no, yeah, she was on here. She's great too,

873
00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:27,799
Speaker 2: and she's popped off. Yeah. It's nice to see so

874
00:34:27,840 --> 00:34:31,640
Speaker 2: many women succeeding in comedy, yourself included. So so nice

875
00:34:31,640 --> 00:34:34,120
Speaker 2: to meet you what a ridiculous conversation, like so so

876
00:34:34,200 --> 00:34:34,960
Speaker 2: nice to meet you.

877
00:34:35,560 --> 00:34:37,080
Speaker 1: But then I do have one question. I'm going to

878
00:34:37,120 --> 00:34:39,279
Speaker 1: Saint Bart's this week. Am I gonna get her pies

879
00:34:39,320 --> 00:34:39,760
Speaker 1: of the face?

880
00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:40,560
Speaker 3: Like what do I do?

881
00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:42,920
Speaker 1: Because I was packing some stuff, just getting ahead of

882
00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:44,680
Speaker 1: things last week and I thought of you, and I

883
00:34:44,680 --> 00:34:47,760
Speaker 1: was like, you know those those disposable like face.

884
00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:50,440
Speaker 2: Class No, no, you must you can't play games anymore. I

885
00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:53,360
Speaker 2: am famous for my bacteria infection, Like forget any the

886
00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:57,280
Speaker 2: skinny girls, Margarita, that's over, forget chicken salad, forget food noise.

887
00:34:58,160 --> 00:34:59,880
Speaker 2: My face rash is famous.

888
00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:01,799
Speaker 3: Do we show up with our own beach towels? Like

889
00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:02,680
Speaker 3: I don't know what to do?

890
00:35:02,840 --> 00:35:05,600
Speaker 2: Great, here's a true thing for everybody listening. I would

891
00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:10,480
Speaker 2: bring my own pillowcase, one pillowcase and the face towels,

892
00:35:10,640 --> 00:35:13,080
Speaker 2: and I would never let my face bodies the body

893
00:35:13,080 --> 00:35:15,920
Speaker 2: find I would never let my face touch a hotel

894
00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:18,240
Speaker 2: towel again. And I would never let my face touch

895
00:35:18,680 --> 00:35:21,040
Speaker 2: a hotel sheet. And there's a brand that I promoted

896
00:35:21,080 --> 00:35:22,960
Speaker 2: that sells you don't have to get crazy, but I am.

897
00:35:23,360 --> 00:35:26,279
Speaker 2: They sell It's like the thinnest sleeping bag possible to sheet.

898
00:35:26,320 --> 00:35:27,560
Speaker 2: I was like, why is it a twin? It's a

899
00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:29,120
Speaker 2: twin because all you have to do is pull it

900
00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:32,000
Speaker 2: on your body. Then you get into the bed, so

901
00:35:32,080 --> 00:35:34,480
Speaker 2: your body's not touching the outside, no matter what the

902
00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:35,080
Speaker 2: outside is.

903
00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:37,080
Speaker 3: I mean, listen, you can never be too careful.

904
00:35:37,080 --> 00:35:39,239
Speaker 1: And as an exam a warrior, I am always one

905
00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:41,440
Speaker 1: flare up away from just having like, well, ruin.

906
00:35:41,320 --> 00:35:43,200
Speaker 2: Your whole vacation, your face, you know how gross. I

907
00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:45,480
Speaker 2: felt like I was like an alien. It was disgusting,

908
00:35:45,960 --> 00:35:48,640
Speaker 2: it was bad. So, yeah, you're not gonna get herpies

909
00:35:48,640 --> 00:35:50,680
Speaker 2: of the face, which was such a great it's such

910
00:35:50,680 --> 00:35:53,000
Speaker 2: a great thing to be known for. Instead of a

911
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:54,720
Speaker 2: slap in the face, that's a clap in the face.

912
00:35:54,880 --> 00:35:57,040
Speaker 3: I love that. Well, I'm glad you look beautiful. So

913
00:35:57,239 --> 00:35:59,920
Speaker 3: it cleared up. Whatever you did with the steroid cream,

914
00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:00,640
Speaker 3: it cleared up.

915
00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:02,839
Speaker 2: If I am in St. Barts, we'll meet up over there.