Speaker 1: Calgary Audio. What's up you mother suckus. Welcome to another
Speaker 1: episode of When I Saw Out with Michael Blackson and
Speaker 1: my co host Chinese best friend is here. Whoa Thanks
Speaker 1: for listening, ladies and gentlemen. Let's give a big hand
Speaker 1: for I call a cake in v s H Who
Speaker 1: jeez goodness? Shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot,
Speaker 1: shot shot shot shot, shot, shot shot everybody shot shot
Speaker 1: shot shot shot. Chatty for real, for real, though you
Speaker 1: cannot be my Instagram Yes, shout out to chat sage.
Speaker 1: That's my daughter, y'all my dogger. I guarantee you this
Speaker 1: dog has more followers than me. She was like, is
Speaker 1: that duty coming at their dogs? Ass? No, that's just
Speaker 1: an asshole. It's dark, asshole black maybe black, and I've
Speaker 1: never seen my asshole. Really cheerous quadruple shot cheers Michael, Right, Kakekake,
Speaker 1: what's popping a much? Man? How you been E've been good? Looking? Good?
Speaker 1: Thank you? I gain a couple of quarantine weight though
Speaker 1: it look good on you. Man. You see, I've never
Speaker 1: been a big I'm never not into like skinny girls. Man,
Speaker 1: I like I like when you make love. I want
Speaker 1: to hear block block block block block block block you
Speaker 1: see block block block block block block skinny girls like
Speaker 1: I want some block block block block block block. So
Speaker 1: what a kick an initial sense for something? Okay, So
Speaker 1: I guess like when I made up my name, I
Speaker 1: used to smoke a lot of weeds. So my name
Speaker 1: is Mikaela. So everybody call me KK Kayla, so it's
Speaker 1: just KK and then like supposed to be kake, cush
Speaker 1: kay cash whatever you can see it, okay, So the
Speaker 1: K kid. And it's not a step on. It's not
Speaker 1: like uh keysha coco vagina, no my hole or something
Speaker 1: at my house. Okay, that mean that it just she
Speaker 1: was brit In other words, the bish was hot when
Speaker 1: she came up with this name, okay, or more like
Speaker 1: they already had my name already, you know, so I
Speaker 1: had to make up something. That's right, the kid has
Speaker 1: already gone, so she didn't know. I'm just put a
Speaker 1: bunch of letters together and I know it's available. Yes,
Speaker 1: it's got to be a VET. So that was how
Speaker 1: you made your name? Yes, oh that's amazing. I really
Speaker 1: thought it was an upgrade for well, she was not
Speaker 1: born back then, you know, HVCR and then VHS I
Speaker 1: remember you know, remember VHS was the Nickelodeon ones and
Speaker 1: it used to be orange. He used to be orange. Yet, Mike,
Speaker 1: you don't know VH the tape cassette, VHS and BCR
Speaker 1: V and then VHS VC. You put the VHS in
Speaker 1: the VCR. Oh that's how it is. Yeah, it's like
Speaker 1: putting your taking a vagina, motherfucker. Okay, maybe that's what
Speaker 1: it meant, but you just didn't know. So she VHS.
Speaker 1: So is she the VHS. She's the VCR. I think
Speaker 1: I'm the v CR. And like that, I'm the v
Speaker 1: h S. I'm a long movie too, like Titanic. Oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: Titanic that favorite house as long as fun? What was
Speaker 1: another long movie? Dressed park? Titanic was long as fun? Like, God,
Speaker 1: you just drawed this boat already, So go to a sequel.
Speaker 1: Even when the boat goes under water, it's still going.
Speaker 1: The whole movie is still playing music. I'm like, why
Speaker 1: can't this guy playing the piano was play playing whatever?
Speaker 1: The violin? Yeah, I used to play the violin violent, Yeah,
Speaker 1: because I just thought you just plowed yourself. I had
Speaker 1: no idea here, like us other instruments besides your titties
Speaker 1: and your vagina. You bring your veil in with you, miss,
Speaker 1: because I want to hear it. No, I did not
Speaker 1: bring my I played the viola, but you didn't bring it.
Speaker 1: It's like a mini cello. It has like you actually played.
Speaker 1: You played in church. No I didn't. I played it
Speaker 1: at school. I went to art school. Oh she went
Speaker 1: to a good school, not public school. I went to
Speaker 1: public school, but I also went to performing art school night.
Speaker 1: So what did you learn and perform? Just instruments? You
Speaker 1: learn your art that you like. Like I was a
Speaker 1: string student, so I played in the orchestra. But they
Speaker 1: have like band, they have art, they have like broadcasting
Speaker 1: or whatever. Like you can learn how to do text
Speaker 1: stuff and stuff like like, yeah, I didn't stick with
Speaker 1: it that long though, only just for like primary school
Speaker 1: and middle school. You are listening to the mother I
Speaker 1: stuck a podcast with me Michael Blackson and of course
Speaker 1: Chady's best friend. And when did you realize that your
Speaker 1: pussy is worth more than the college degree? Three minutes
Speaker 1: three months into college, I was like, I'm I'm like, um,
Speaker 1: I was trying to pay this girl. I was like,
Speaker 1: you can make I'm making a lot of money. I
Speaker 1: will pay you to finish this class. And then she
Speaker 1: was like, I don't do that. And I'm like, she's like,
Speaker 1: that's technically cheating. I'm like, so all right, so let's
Speaker 1: get to the good part. Okay, she got three months
Speaker 1: into college. You said this is not for me, it's
Speaker 1: the only fans. It's like your favorite place. Um, I
Speaker 1: mean Instagram, Instagram period, because you do a lot of
Speaker 1: you do a lot of promo. I mean the thing
Speaker 1: about Instagram, you had to you had to grow your following.
Speaker 1: What I made a post the other day and I said, listen,
Speaker 1: if you're trying to come to Hollywood and be a start,
Speaker 1: Hollywood is closed. That's real. Yeah. If we're no longer
Speaker 1: hiring stars, Okay, if you're trying to be a start
Speaker 1: in a hiring it's closed down. You have to go
Speaker 1: on social media and make a name for yourself and
Speaker 1: become your own star. You found a way to make
Speaker 1: yourself your own star. You have like crazy following, like
Speaker 1: six million, six million, congratulations six points my four six
Speaker 1: point four six point And not only that, I mean
Speaker 1: I'm at one point that I mean, shut your page down.
Speaker 1: They shut down my page. Oh how many do you
Speaker 1: have when your page got shut down? Well, my page
Speaker 1: has been shut down over twenty times now, for twenty times.
Speaker 1: Remember I had my old when I first met you.
Speaker 1: I believe I had my old page. I didn't even
Speaker 1: have my page that you have at that time. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, I remember now, yes, I remember you, yes,
Speaker 1: because the page you have had like remember, and they
Speaker 1: made me page and then that week you got your
Speaker 1: page back. Remember, remember you have good memory. You took
Speaker 1: the vegan Girl's advice and started eating something or something. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I you know what. I stopped eating the ass? Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: what year was this? Motherethersucker two weeks ago. It's really
Speaker 1: improving on your mental The thing we're eating, the ask
Speaker 1: I think it has. It takes a lot. It's like
Speaker 1: I know how and then they start sweating. It's just
Speaker 1: like it has to be perfect. The ass gotta be perfect.
Speaker 1: I'll be an ass that you have to notice as
Speaker 1: very well, because you have to be used to every
Speaker 1: body or though like everybody had, everybody have their own personals,
Speaker 1: bodies older really I mean not in a good way,
Speaker 1: not nothing bad like your own body smell whatever. You
Speaker 1: gotta be used to that to like going. You just
Speaker 1: don't eat as on the first date Chinese best friend?
Speaker 1: Really have you eate as before? Yeah? My Chinese baby mama.
Speaker 1: That's it. No, No, I didn't know that was pussy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was pussy. That was I never ate as yet. Yeah,
Speaker 1: my tongue is aspergeon. So all right, so let's let's
Speaker 1: get back to what made you who that tongue? That
Speaker 1: tongue is? What did it? Oh? Yeah, holy crap, it
Speaker 1: was a tongue for me, Michael Blackson. She should be
Speaker 1: in a net geo channel. Her tongue is so long.
Speaker 1: What then is that Jill's graphic? How long is it?
Speaker 1: Have you ever measured your tongue? Well? I mentioned my
Speaker 1: tongue a couple of times, and I feel like it grows.
Speaker 1: And then ashurance, you know, I just gotta do tongue.
Speaker 1: Do you know? You gotta try to touch your back
Speaker 1: and your thought with your tongue. Uh, And then you said,
Speaker 1: oh my god, and the used to you know, just
Speaker 1: gotta move it around. Yeah, Michael, you just gotta move
Speaker 1: it around more. You're not moving your tongue enough nowadays.
Speaker 1: Now did you did you did did you get extension
Speaker 1: from Dr Miami on new tongue or that is yet No,
Speaker 1: this is my tongue since I was born. Who you are?
Speaker 1: You are? You have your making? Have something else? Yes? Um,
Speaker 1: half your making and half Salvadorian. Wow. So your parents
Speaker 1: met like the immigration office where the mine very close
Speaker 1: to immigration. But at college in Florida, well, Florida's like
Speaker 1: the border Cubirs. Everything else did the same. Colorge, you
Speaker 1: dropped out off down the street. So what were you
Speaker 1: studying when he was in school? Business management? You still
Speaker 1: use that? Yeah, I used. I used a little bit.
Speaker 1: Because now you're making money and you you gotta count
Speaker 1: for your money. Are you're good? You keep pretty good
Speaker 1: count on your money or you have help? The mother
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