WEBVTT - Highlights: KKVSH

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<v Speaker 1>Calgary Audio. What's up you mother suckus. Welcome to another

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<v Speaker 1>episode of When I Saw Out with Michael Blackson and

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<v Speaker 1>my co host Chinese best friend is here. Whoa Thanks

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<v Speaker 1>for listening, ladies and gentlemen. Let's give a big hand

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<v Speaker 1>for I call a cake in v s H Who

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<v Speaker 1>jeez goodness? Shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot,

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<v Speaker 1>shot shot shot shot, shot, shot shot everybody shot shot

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<v Speaker 1>shot shot shot. Chatty for real, for real, though you

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<v Speaker 1>cannot be my Instagram Yes, shout out to chat sage.

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<v Speaker 1>That's my daughter, y'all my dogger. I guarantee you this

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<v Speaker 1>dog has more followers than me. She was like, is

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<v Speaker 1>that duty coming at their dogs? Ass? No, that's just

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<v Speaker 1>an asshole. It's dark, asshole black maybe black, and I've

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<v Speaker 1>never seen my asshole. Really cheerous quadruple shot cheers Michael, Right, Kakekake,

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<v Speaker 1>what's popping a much? Man? How you been E've been good? Looking? Good?

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you? I gain a couple of quarantine weight though

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<v Speaker 1>it look good on you. Man. You see, I've never

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<v Speaker 1>been a big I'm never not into like skinny girls. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>I like I like when you make love. I want

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<v Speaker 1>to hear block block block block block block block you

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<v Speaker 1>see block block block block block block skinny girls like

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<v Speaker 1>I want some block block block block block block. So

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<v Speaker 1>what a kick an initial sense for something? Okay, So

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<v Speaker 1>I guess like when I made up my name, I

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<v Speaker 1>used to smoke a lot of weeds. So my name

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<v Speaker 1>is Mikaela. So everybody call me KK Kayla, so it's

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<v Speaker 1>just KK and then like supposed to be kake, cush

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<v Speaker 1>kay cash whatever you can see it, okay, So the

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<v Speaker 1>K kid. And it's not a step on. It's not

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<v Speaker 1>like uh keysha coco vagina, no my hole or something

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<v Speaker 1>at my house. Okay, that mean that it just she

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<v Speaker 1>was brit In other words, the bish was hot when

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<v Speaker 1>she came up with this name, okay, or more like

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<v Speaker 1>they already had my name already, you know, so I

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<v Speaker 1>had to make up something. That's right, the kid has

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<v Speaker 1>already gone, so she didn't know. I'm just put a

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<v Speaker 1>bunch of letters together and I know it's available. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>it's got to be a VET. So that was how

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<v Speaker 1>you made your name? Yes, oh that's amazing. I really

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<v Speaker 1>thought it was an upgrade for well, she was not

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<v Speaker 1>born back then, you know, HVCR and then VHS I

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<v Speaker 1>remember you know, remember VHS was the Nickelodeon ones and

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<v Speaker 1>it used to be orange. He used to be orange. Yet, Mike,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't know VH the tape cassette, VHS and BCR

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<v Speaker 1>V and then VHS VC. You put the VHS in

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<v Speaker 1>the VCR. Oh that's how it is. Yeah, it's like

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<v Speaker 1>putting your taking a vagina, motherfucker. Okay, maybe that's what

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<v Speaker 1>it meant, but you just didn't know. So she VHS.

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<v Speaker 1>So is she the VHS. She's the VCR. I think

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<v Speaker 1>I'm the v CR. And like that, I'm the v

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<v Speaker 1>h S. I'm a long movie too, like Titanic. Oh, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Titanic that favorite house as long as fun? What was

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<v Speaker 1>another long movie? Dressed park? Titanic was long as fun? Like, God,

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<v Speaker 1>you just drawed this boat already, So go to a sequel.

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<v Speaker 1>Even when the boat goes under water, it's still going.

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<v Speaker 1>The whole movie is still playing music. I'm like, why

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<v Speaker 1>can't this guy playing the piano was play playing whatever?

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<v Speaker 1>The violin? Yeah, I used to play the violin violent, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>because I just thought you just plowed yourself. I had

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<v Speaker 1>no idea here, like us other instruments besides your titties

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<v Speaker 1>and your vagina. You bring your veil in with you, miss,

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<v Speaker 1>because I want to hear it. No, I did not

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<v Speaker 1>bring my I played the viola, but you didn't bring it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like a mini cello. It has like you actually played.

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<v Speaker 1>You played in church. No I didn't. I played it

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<v Speaker 1>at school. I went to art school. Oh she went

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<v Speaker 1>to a good school, not public school. I went to

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<v Speaker 1>public school, but I also went to performing art school night.

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<v Speaker 1>So what did you learn and perform? Just instruments? You

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<v Speaker 1>learn your art that you like. Like I was a

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<v Speaker 1>string student, so I played in the orchestra. But they

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<v Speaker 1>have like band, they have art, they have like broadcasting

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<v Speaker 1>or whatever. Like you can learn how to do text

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<v Speaker 1>stuff and stuff like like, yeah, I didn't stick with

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<v Speaker 1>it that long though, only just for like primary school

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<v Speaker 1>and middle school. You are listening to the mother I

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<v Speaker 1>stuck a podcast with me Michael Blackson and of course

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<v Speaker 1>Chady's best friend. And when did you realize that your

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<v Speaker 1>pussy is worth more than the college degree? Three minutes

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<v Speaker 1>three months into college, I was like, I'm I'm like, um,

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<v Speaker 1>I was trying to pay this girl. I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>you can make I'm making a lot of money. I

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<v Speaker 1>will pay you to finish this class. And then she

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<v Speaker 1>was like, I don't do that. And I'm like, she's like,

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<v Speaker 1>that's technically cheating. I'm like, so all right, so let's

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<v Speaker 1>get to the good part. Okay, she got three months

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<v Speaker 1>into college. You said this is not for me, it's

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<v Speaker 1>the only fans. It's like your favorite place. Um, I

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<v Speaker 1>mean Instagram, Instagram period, because you do a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>you do a lot of promo. I mean the thing

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<v Speaker 1>about Instagram, you had to you had to grow your following.

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<v Speaker 1>What I made a post the other day and I said, listen,

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<v Speaker 1>if you're trying to come to Hollywood and be a start,

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<v Speaker 1>Hollywood is closed. That's real. Yeah. If we're no longer

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<v Speaker 1>hiring stars, Okay, if you're trying to be a start

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<v Speaker 1>in a hiring it's closed down. You have to go

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<v Speaker 1>on social media and make a name for yourself and

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<v Speaker 1>become your own star. You found a way to make

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<v Speaker 1>yourself your own star. You have like crazy following, like

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<v Speaker 1>six million, six million, congratulations six points my four six

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<v Speaker 1>point four six point And not only that, I mean

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<v Speaker 1>I'm at one point that I mean, shut your page down.

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<v Speaker 1>They shut down my page. Oh how many do you

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<v Speaker 1>have when your page got shut down? Well, my page

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<v Speaker 1>has been shut down over twenty times now, for twenty times.

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<v Speaker 1>Remember I had my old when I first met you.

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<v Speaker 1>I believe I had my old page. I didn't even

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<v Speaker 1>have my page that you have at that time. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, I remember now, yes, I remember you, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>because the page you have had like remember, and they

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<v Speaker 1>made me page and then that week you got your

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<v Speaker 1>page back. Remember, remember you have good memory. You took

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<v Speaker 1>the vegan Girl's advice and started eating something or something. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I you know what. I stopped eating the ass? Okay, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>what year was this? Motherethersucker two weeks ago. It's really

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<v Speaker 1>improving on your mental The thing we're eating, the ask

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<v Speaker 1>I think it has. It takes a lot. It's like

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<v Speaker 1>I know how and then they start sweating. It's just

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<v Speaker 1>like it has to be perfect. The ass gotta be perfect.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be an ass that you have to notice as

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<v Speaker 1>very well, because you have to be used to every

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<v Speaker 1>body or though like everybody had, everybody have their own personals,

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<v Speaker 1>bodies older really I mean not in a good way,

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<v Speaker 1>not nothing bad like your own body smell whatever. You

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<v Speaker 1>gotta be used to that to like going. You just

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<v Speaker 1>don't eat as on the first date Chinese best friend?

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<v Speaker 1>Really have you eate as before? Yeah? My Chinese baby mama.

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<v Speaker 1>That's it. No, No, I didn't know that was pussy. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that was pussy. That was I never ate as yet. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>my tongue is aspergeon. So all right, so let's let's

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<v Speaker 1>get back to what made you who that tongue? That

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<v Speaker 1>tongue is? What did it? Oh? Yeah, holy crap, it

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<v Speaker 1>was a tongue for me, Michael Blackson. She should be

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<v Speaker 1>in a net geo channel. Her tongue is so long.

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<v Speaker 1>What then is that Jill's graphic? How long is it?

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<v Speaker 1>Have you ever measured your tongue? Well? I mentioned my

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<v Speaker 1>tongue a couple of times, and I feel like it grows.

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<v Speaker 1>And then ashurance, you know, I just gotta do tongue.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know? You gotta try to touch your back

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<v Speaker 1>and your thought with your tongue. Uh, And then you said,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, and the used to you know, just

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<v Speaker 1>gotta move it around. Yeah, Michael, you just gotta move

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<v Speaker 1>it around more. You're not moving your tongue enough nowadays.

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<v Speaker 1>Now did you did you did did you get extension

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<v Speaker 1>from Dr Miami on new tongue or that is yet No,

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<v Speaker 1>this is my tongue since I was born. Who you are?

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<v Speaker 1>You are? You have your making? Have something else? Yes? Um,

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<v Speaker 1>half your making and half Salvadorian. Wow. So your parents

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<v Speaker 1>met like the immigration office where the mine very close

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<v Speaker 1>to immigration. But at college in Florida, well, Florida's like

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<v Speaker 1>the border Cubirs. Everything else did the same. Colorge, you

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<v Speaker 1>dropped out off down the street. So what were you

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<v Speaker 1>studying when he was in school? Business management? You still

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<v Speaker 1>use that? Yeah, I used. I used a little bit.

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<v Speaker 1>Because now you're making money and you you gotta count

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<v Speaker 1>for your money. Are you're good? You keep pretty good

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<v Speaker 1>count on your money or you have help? The mother

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<v Speaker 1>Stucker Podcast with me Michael Blackson. It's a Cavalry audio

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