WEBVTT - Church Calendar - 1.14.26

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<v Speaker 1>What you got for us?

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<v Speaker 2>Now you know, I got something for you and and caller,

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<v Speaker 2>I got something for y'all.

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<v Speaker 3>What is it?

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<v Speaker 1>What is it?

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<v Speaker 4>This is the church calendar. Surely you would be uh

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<v Speaker 4>what July you know on the calendar?

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<v Speaker 3>Cal uh my birthday month?

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<v Speaker 2>That's what you're doing it all?

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<v Speaker 3>October? Is that that's it? Right there?

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<v Speaker 4>You would be you would be in October, you understand,

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<v Speaker 4>and uh you know, uh you know this ain't with

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<v Speaker 4>no robes on that, this ain't with no roads. Just

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<v Speaker 4>let y'all know, is just a headshot of just that's

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<v Speaker 4>what you think it is?

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<v Speaker 3>Like, what are duties the church? You're saying?

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<v Speaker 4>Missoo, we ain't doing his shot? Yeah, yeah, okay, church calendar.

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<v Speaker 4>Let's go cat though, y'all know what the hell y'all

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<v Speaker 4>what I'm talking about?

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<v Speaker 3>Hell? Come on, okay, hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach

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<v Speaker 3>sister Allison.

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<v Speaker 1>Allison Alison, she's not here, man, she had work as

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<v Speaker 1>she's speaking.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, this is this is brother Lester. Brother lefty, how

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<v Speaker 3>you doing today? All right? Lester? Brother Lester right from

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<v Speaker 3>the church.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, okay, ok my right right right right?

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<v Speaker 3>You a husband right with Jared. I'm sure yeah, this

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<v Speaker 3>is Gerald.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, okay, I met you a couple of times, Jered

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<v Speaker 3>Wayne Senior.

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<v Speaker 1>In a minute, though, Man, I been working on Sunday

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<v Speaker 1>and I said that I was gonna try to make it,

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<v Speaker 1>but I told her, you know, I want to get involved.

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<v Speaker 1>You know this year it's gonna be a better year.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna get involved.

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<v Speaker 3>Man. Well, come on down, man. We love to have you,

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<v Speaker 3>that's for sure. Man. Can I give you a number

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<v Speaker 3>when she can call me back? Well?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, yeah, sure, is this about, you know, let's send

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<v Speaker 1>us something.

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<v Speaker 3>What's going on? Actually the single ministry? Man, I'm over

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<v Speaker 3>the Single Ministry and we're raising some money. So we're

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<v Speaker 3>actually putting together a calendar and we wanted her to

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<v Speaker 3>give us a call about it. Okay, so let me

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<v Speaker 3>let me get let me give my number real quick.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait a minute, okay, he said, calendar. So the church

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<v Speaker 1>is doing the calendar. But is it like the couples

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<v Speaker 1>like we come in, like how it'd always be like

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<v Speaker 1>the couples come in and be like this is mister

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<v Speaker 1>and Missison.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean a calendar? No, no, no, what we're doing.

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<v Speaker 3>See a lot of the guys got together. What we're

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<v Speaker 3>gonna do is a mount swimsuit calendar, and we're gonna

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<v Speaker 3>be trying to put that together. Man, So let me

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<v Speaker 3>give you my number, man, because I want to call

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<v Speaker 3>all the guys were saying, if she get on the calendar,

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<v Speaker 3>he'll probably get solid. You know.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait a minute, wait a minute. Woa whoa whoa wo

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<v Speaker 1>Let's slow down, Slow down, brother Lester, let's slow down. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>a calendar, a swimsuit calendar for the single ministry at

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<v Speaker 1>the church.

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<v Speaker 3>What it is, Gerald, We're gonna be the first church

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<v Speaker 3>to who have ever done a swimsuit calendar. You see

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<v Speaker 3>what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 1>No, wait a minute, Wait a minute, wait a minute.

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<v Speaker 3>You call it for us my wife to be in it.

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<v Speaker 1>And you sure you got the right number because when.

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<v Speaker 3>You're there, I mean because your wife is Alison.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, Yes, my wife is Alison. And first of all,

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<v Speaker 1>did what's this man about? All the guys y'all got together,

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<v Speaker 1>y'all voted about Okay, I'm trying to take this slow man.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh God, hold my tongue right, man, because I'm trying.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't understand where you're going with this.

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<v Speaker 3>And listen, we're gonna get sister, gidget. She gonna be

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<v Speaker 3>miss March June is like pretty much in the middle

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<v Speaker 3>of the year. We want your wife to be the

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<v Speaker 3>big centerphold.

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<v Speaker 1>Please please tell me you're not tired of my house

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<v Speaker 1>this morning talking about my wife to be in a calendar,

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<v Speaker 1>a swim through calendar. But dead on top of that,

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<v Speaker 1>y'all all got together. Y'all voted that y'all want my

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<v Speaker 1>wife to be in a swim to calendar fay Church.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, well what wait a minute, I mean, look at

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<v Speaker 3>us on the positive side, man, what this is? See,

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<v Speaker 3>like I said, we raising money for the Singles Ministry

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<v Speaker 3>and the single Ministry and getting ready to go on

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<v Speaker 3>a big trip.

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<v Speaker 1>But I don't do it. The singles ministry, she's knowing

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<v Speaker 1>is made. I don't know people the ministry. Why are

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<v Speaker 1>you telling telling about my wife bussing something like this?

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<v Speaker 1>You hold um that Ooh Jesus kept me.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey man, you you should feel honored man that your

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<v Speaker 3>wife is.

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<v Speaker 1>Y'all looking at my wife like that. Man, we coming

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<v Speaker 1>in there and we try to get help and we

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<v Speaker 1>try to do it. Y'all looking at my wife's time

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<v Speaker 1>about y'all want my wife to be in a swim too, contest. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>do you understand what that is?

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<v Speaker 3>Man?

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<v Speaker 1>They ain't number some pennies made? So y'all good at

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<v Speaker 1>my wife time? Y'all want my wife to be hell

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<v Speaker 1>a pennies saying?

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<v Speaker 3>What you gotta understand, Chero this right him mean is

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<v Speaker 3>for the single ministry, which we got a big trip

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<v Speaker 3>coming up, so we raising money.

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<v Speaker 1>Fuck.

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<v Speaker 3>What do y'all doing?

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<v Speaker 2>Man?

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<v Speaker 1>It's not something you do at the church. Man. You

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<v Speaker 1>have car washes made without man, we watched cars man,

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<v Speaker 1>y'all talking about Canada?

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<v Speaker 3>Man, what are you doing?

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<v Speaker 2>Man?

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<v Speaker 1>What type of church is this?

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<v Speaker 3>Turning two Maine? See jered that the difference is on

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<v Speaker 3>this whole thing. Man, don't be upset about it. What

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<v Speaker 3>it is there? Man, we don't find something that ain't

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<v Speaker 3>no other church done before. You see what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 1>The reason ain't no other church done is because this

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<v Speaker 1>is wrong. Man. What committee got to get on something

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<v Speaker 1>like this?

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<v Speaker 3>Man?

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<v Speaker 1>What is wrong with you?

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<v Speaker 3>Hey? Dog? You gotta understand. Listen. We got sister Gigrey,

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<v Speaker 3>we got Sister Vickie.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, what mean you said? The things that I find

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<v Speaker 1>out on it? You got these women in the church

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<v Speaker 1>and that they gonna put on swim suits.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, what I'm saying we got them on our list.

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<v Speaker 1>We got them on our list to come saying. Ain't

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<v Speaker 1>nobody getting with man? What is wrong with you? Man?

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, man, listen, just to help us get started. Do

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<v Speaker 3>you have a picture of sister Allison in a swimsuit?

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<v Speaker 1>Look, man, I ain't giving you my wife and no swimsuit.

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<v Speaker 3>Man, No, this is just something we're trying to do

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<v Speaker 3>for the minister.

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<v Speaker 1>Dude, you know what, are you at the church and

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<v Speaker 1>you work at the.

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<v Speaker 3>Church full time part time. I'm at the church.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, are you there there?

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<v Speaker 3>No, I'm not there right now, but I'm gonna be

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<v Speaker 3>there for cloverhearsal later on this evening.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, what time do cloir rehearsal start left?

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<v Speaker 3>Seven o'clock? But while you what's.

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<v Speaker 1>Left and what I want you to do is for

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<v Speaker 1>me before you go to rehearsal, can you just be

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<v Speaker 1>right in the front right quick. I just want to

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<v Speaker 1>we need to meet personally right quick, bless to me

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<v Speaker 1>and you. So I'm gonna come to the rehearsal and

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<v Speaker 1>then let's talk about this face to face because this

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<v Speaker 1>over the pond and out and this is not working

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<v Speaker 1>right now, and I need to meet the person that's

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<v Speaker 1>called in my howel talking about my wife doing all

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<v Speaker 1>the citiotic type. So let's meet lack in the front. Brother,

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<v Speaker 1>first you go to sing. I got something for you

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<v Speaker 1>to sing, gay bouts. So meet me in the front, man,

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<v Speaker 1>Please before you go in, Lester, because we ain't gonna

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<v Speaker 1>talk about this no more with the phone. Let's talk

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<v Speaker 1>about this in person.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay. First of all, I mean you gotta calm down, man,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't even understand why you already like you know what. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna come down, Lester. Seven. So it started at seven.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's do six fifty five, Lester. I think this is

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<v Speaker 1>gonna work for This is gonna help your caller to

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<v Speaker 1>get out the way that you really really needed to

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<v Speaker 1>get out. Man, I got something for you that's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>help this calls. Please be outside at six fifty five.

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<v Speaker 3>Please don't go in there. I'm gonna be outside. Can

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<v Speaker 3>you bring a picture with you?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, I got a picture for you. I got

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<v Speaker 1>a nice picture for you.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll tell you what me and time. You'll be outside

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<v Speaker 3>waiting on you when you get there. You and who

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<v Speaker 3>me and nephew times from the Steve Harby Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 3>We're gonna be right outside in front of the church.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh man, who did this name?

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<v Speaker 3>Hey man, your brother Jason told me the prank phone call?

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<v Speaker 3>You man, God, man, you know you know what you said?

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<v Speaker 3>Tell him, I said, if that food came to church

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<v Speaker 3>more often, he would know that this is a prank

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<v Speaker 3>phone call. Oh Dad, I'm glad it is. Man.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you just imagine how to draw to that church

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<v Speaker 1>acting the food?

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<v Speaker 3>A man? There, I got. I gotta ask you this here, man,

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<v Speaker 3>what is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio

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<v Speaker 3>show in the land.

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<v Speaker 1>Man, the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 4>Man, Now you have it, y'all feel a little more

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<v Speaker 4>comfortable now with.

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<v Speaker 1>What that's the right word.

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<v Speaker 4>On your phone. That's what get y'all in some wet robes.

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<v Speaker 3>How about that?

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<v Speaker 1>God, you can.

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<v Speaker 2>Put them in some wet robe, ain't you and your

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<v Speaker 2>cat saying that? Just homail on my robe and on

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<v Speaker 2>your shore, just just dripping wet right up.

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<v Speaker 3>What I don't even like your church?

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<v Speaker 1>You're listening hardy Morning Show