1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:01,560 Speaker 1: So he goes off to New York, and I'm really 2 00:00:01,560 --> 00:00:04,040 Speaker 1: proud of him, and I'm excited. I never knew anybody 3 00:00:04,040 --> 00:00:06,160 Speaker 1: that was on that show. Two weeks later, I got 4 00:00:06,160 --> 00:00:08,840 Speaker 1: a call from him from Laura Michael's house. He goes, 5 00:00:08,920 --> 00:00:11,760 Speaker 1: Kevin'm in the back bedroom Laura Michael's house out in 6 00:00:11,760 --> 00:00:14,600 Speaker 1: the Long Island. I guess who's in the kitchen, Bill Murray. 7 00:00:14,680 --> 00:00:17,600 Speaker 1: I'm like, no, no way. He goes, yeah, anyway, Lauren 8 00:00:17,680 --> 00:00:19,680 Speaker 1: is looking for one more cast member. I told him 9 00:00:19,720 --> 00:00:21,760 Speaker 1: about you, and I think he's gonna want to see 10 00:00:21,760 --> 00:00:24,640 Speaker 1: your audition tapes. And I'm like, Bill Murray's in the kitchen. 11 00:00:26,280 --> 00:00:28,480 Speaker 1: I wasn't even hearing that other shoff. You know, I 12 00:00:28,480 --> 00:00:30,640 Speaker 1: wouldn't even believe. I didn't even want to acknowledge it 13 00:00:30,680 --> 00:00:32,280 Speaker 1: because I knew i'd never get on that show because 14 00:00:32,280 --> 00:00:34,360 Speaker 1: I don't think characters are accents. I'm just to stand 15 00:00:34,400 --> 00:00:44,159 Speaker 1: up a really really good stand up. Hi. My name 16 00:00:44,200 --> 00:00:47,519 Speaker 1: is Kevin Neelan, and I have a real sugar addiction. 17 00:00:47,600 --> 00:00:57,280 Speaker 1: I'm not kidding. Hello, friends, and welcome back to another 18 00:00:57,360 --> 00:01:01,840 Speaker 1: episode of Off the Beat. I am your host, Brian Baumgartner. 19 00:01:02,120 --> 00:01:07,280 Speaker 1: As you just heard, Kevin Nilan the Kevin Nelon is 20 00:01:07,319 --> 00:01:11,000 Speaker 1: my guest on the podcast today. Kevin happens to be 21 00:01:11,160 --> 00:01:15,920 Speaker 1: a good friend and one of my favorite golfing partners 22 00:01:15,959 --> 00:01:19,039 Speaker 1: of all time. Now, not only does he have the 23 00:01:19,120 --> 00:01:22,920 Speaker 1: same name as the best character on the Office, Kevin Malone, 24 00:01:23,520 --> 00:01:26,920 Speaker 1: but he's also had the career of a lifetime starring 25 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:30,399 Speaker 1: on s n L Late Night with David Letterman, Man 26 00:01:30,400 --> 00:01:35,560 Speaker 1: with a Plan, and of course Weeds. Plus he's recently 27 00:01:35,600 --> 00:01:40,200 Speaker 1: become quite the YouTube star with his hilarious web series 28 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:44,600 Speaker 1: Hiking with Kevin. From his open mic days to now, 29 00:01:44,640 --> 00:01:48,840 Speaker 1: We're going to dive into Kevin's incredible career as well 30 00:01:48,880 --> 00:01:51,840 Speaker 1: as some of his hidden talents. Did you know that 31 00:01:51,880 --> 00:01:56,600 Speaker 1: he is an extremely talented caricaturist. I would say that 32 00:01:56,640 --> 00:01:59,880 Speaker 1: I'm surprised, but I'm honestly not. If you are Kevin Neilan, 33 00:02:00,200 --> 00:02:04,280 Speaker 1: you really can do everything. I won't keep you waiting 34 00:02:04,760 --> 00:02:14,120 Speaker 1: here he is Kevin Neil. Bubble and Squeak. I love it. 35 00:02:14,600 --> 00:02:21,440 Speaker 1: Bubble and Squeak, Bubble and Squeaker cookie every month left 36 00:02:21,639 --> 00:02:37,520 Speaker 1: over from the Natty People. Hello, Kevin, how are you? Yeah? 37 00:02:37,560 --> 00:02:39,440 Speaker 1: I love you. Got a big staff working for you. 38 00:02:39,880 --> 00:02:43,320 Speaker 1: I mean, listen, this is what happens when you're a Kevin. 39 00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:47,080 Speaker 1: I guess right, No, I know it. Don't you have 40 00:02:47,120 --> 00:02:52,920 Speaker 1: a big staff. I don't. I'm self contained. I just 41 00:02:52,960 --> 00:02:55,880 Speaker 1: don't know that I need it. I definitely do, there's 42 00:02:55,880 --> 00:02:59,600 Speaker 1: no question about that. I can't here if I've ever 43 00:02:59,639 --> 00:03:03,200 Speaker 1: told you before. The very first time that I met you, 44 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:07,520 Speaker 1: we were playing golf together. I think we're playing in 45 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:10,680 Speaker 1: the same tournament, in the same tournament. This is circa, 46 00:03:10,960 --> 00:03:14,200 Speaker 1: not circa was actually two thousand and eight. I looked 47 00:03:14,200 --> 00:03:18,440 Speaker 1: it up fifteen years ago. Fourteen years ago, you and 48 00:03:18,560 --> 00:03:23,079 Speaker 1: myself and Charles Barkley, we were playing in a threesome 49 00:03:23,160 --> 00:03:27,440 Speaker 1: together in Lake Tahoe. We teet off and we had 50 00:03:27,880 --> 00:03:31,120 Speaker 1: well because of you and Charles. Mostly we had a 51 00:03:31,200 --> 00:03:36,240 Speaker 1: large gallery following us. I was very nervous. We teed off. 52 00:03:36,760 --> 00:03:38,840 Speaker 1: All I know is we didn't hit our balls in 53 00:03:38,880 --> 00:03:41,200 Speaker 1: the same place. They were definitely in different areas, and 54 00:03:41,200 --> 00:03:45,880 Speaker 1: we were walking not together, down the fairway and a 55 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:51,760 Speaker 1: bunch of people started yelling Kevin Kevin. Me being me, 56 00:03:52,080 --> 00:03:54,920 Speaker 1: of course, assumed that they were yelling Kevin at me, 57 00:03:55,040 --> 00:03:57,680 Speaker 1: because at the time especially everyone called me Kevin. And 58 00:03:57,720 --> 00:04:01,560 Speaker 1: I remember turning around big Aisle on my face and 59 00:04:01,640 --> 00:04:05,960 Speaker 1: waving graciously to the gallery and they were fully talking 60 00:04:06,040 --> 00:04:11,040 Speaker 1: to you. I remember being so humil so so humiliated, 61 00:04:11,120 --> 00:04:14,320 Speaker 1: and filled with like self loathing, like, of course they're 62 00:04:14,320 --> 00:04:16,920 Speaker 1: talking to Kevin Neil and not me, what are you thinking. 63 00:04:17,720 --> 00:04:19,680 Speaker 1: I probably didn't even share that with you at the 64 00:04:19,680 --> 00:04:22,840 Speaker 1: time because I was so embarrassed and nervous about it. Well, 65 00:04:22,880 --> 00:04:24,520 Speaker 1: I will tell you you don't have to be embarrassed 66 00:04:24,520 --> 00:04:28,039 Speaker 1: because that group of people were probably my family and 67 00:04:28,120 --> 00:04:29,680 Speaker 1: my friends, and they wear their team meal and T 68 00:04:29,800 --> 00:04:32,880 Speaker 1: shirts and they will do that on occasional holes. But 69 00:04:32,920 --> 00:04:34,840 Speaker 1: I will tell you I was. It took me like 70 00:04:35,080 --> 00:04:37,640 Speaker 1: five years of that tournament to get over being nervous. 71 00:04:37,880 --> 00:04:39,919 Speaker 1: I couldn't even hit the ball. I was like duffinite, 72 00:04:39,960 --> 00:04:42,240 Speaker 1: you know, taking big divots out and when the camera 73 00:04:42,320 --> 00:04:44,720 Speaker 1: was on me, I was just a mess. It truly 74 00:04:44,760 --> 00:04:46,919 Speaker 1: is my favorite week of the year. I try to 75 00:04:46,960 --> 00:04:51,800 Speaker 1: get better. It's always embarrassing, but you know, it's it's 76 00:04:51,920 --> 00:04:54,719 Speaker 1: incredibly humbling for sure to be out there. I love 77 00:04:54,760 --> 00:04:58,160 Speaker 1: it all right, Enough about golf. Uh, You grew up 78 00:04:58,360 --> 00:05:01,719 Speaker 1: in Connecticut and I read as a child. You lived 79 00:05:01,720 --> 00:05:05,760 Speaker 1: in Germany for a while. I did relocated there or 80 00:05:05,839 --> 00:05:08,400 Speaker 1: was that a life choice, sir. Yeah, my father worked 81 00:05:08,400 --> 00:05:10,600 Speaker 1: for a helicopter companies, the Course Keys, and they had 82 00:05:10,640 --> 00:05:13,279 Speaker 1: a deal with a German I guess my father calls 83 00:05:13,320 --> 00:05:15,520 Speaker 1: it a German outfit. For the longest time, I thought 84 00:05:15,520 --> 00:05:19,440 Speaker 1: he worked for later Housing, you know, but it was 85 00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:22,480 Speaker 1: another helicopter company. And unlike a lot of the military 86 00:05:22,720 --> 00:05:24,440 Speaker 1: who lived on the army base, we lived in a 87 00:05:24,440 --> 00:05:27,440 Speaker 1: German neighborhood, so my friends are mostly German. So I 88 00:05:27,480 --> 00:05:30,440 Speaker 1: picked it up pretty quickly. And you became fluent in German, 89 00:05:30,880 --> 00:05:32,560 Speaker 1: you know, in just four years. And I was six 90 00:05:32,640 --> 00:05:34,320 Speaker 1: until I was ten. I mean, those are the years 91 00:05:34,360 --> 00:05:38,880 Speaker 1: you absorb everything. Right. My sister and her husband and 92 00:05:38,920 --> 00:05:41,440 Speaker 1: their two kids actually right about your age. They just 93 00:05:41,480 --> 00:05:43,960 Speaker 1: did the same thing. He got moved over there through 94 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:46,960 Speaker 1: his work, and their kids were about the same age. 95 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:50,719 Speaker 1: And we're located in Stuttgart for three years. Do you 96 00:05:50,760 --> 00:05:53,000 Speaker 1: feel like that change you as a child, to that 97 00:05:53,080 --> 00:05:55,800 Speaker 1: give you something you feel like? Yeah, it was amazing. 98 00:05:55,839 --> 00:05:57,680 Speaker 1: I don't remember at the time if I left friends 99 00:05:57,760 --> 00:06:00,200 Speaker 1: in Connecticut and it was bummed out, but you know, 100 00:06:00,200 --> 00:06:02,000 Speaker 1: it was the first throw one on an airplane, and 101 00:06:02,040 --> 00:06:03,800 Speaker 1: you know, Europe is not that big, and there's so 102 00:06:03,839 --> 00:06:07,680 Speaker 1: many countries there. So during my father's vacations, we would drive, 103 00:06:07,760 --> 00:06:09,320 Speaker 1: like to Paris, or we drive. I learned how to 104 00:06:09,320 --> 00:06:11,119 Speaker 1: ski in the Alps. I learned how to swim in Greece, 105 00:06:11,880 --> 00:06:14,039 Speaker 1: and it was like probably the best time in my life. 106 00:06:14,520 --> 00:06:16,520 Speaker 1: You know. I could ski in my front yard. You 107 00:06:16,520 --> 00:06:18,719 Speaker 1: know they had apple orchards and I put on a 108 00:06:18,720 --> 00:06:20,480 Speaker 1: pair of skis and skied down and walk up the hill. 109 00:06:21,080 --> 00:06:24,480 Speaker 1: It's great. Yeah. My sister did the same thing, traveled 110 00:06:24,480 --> 00:06:26,640 Speaker 1: all around yeah, and skied and the Alps and exactly 111 00:06:26,640 --> 00:06:28,800 Speaker 1: what you said. And I mean to be exposed to 112 00:06:28,920 --> 00:06:32,080 Speaker 1: so many different cultures and countries and languages at such 113 00:06:32,120 --> 00:06:35,320 Speaker 1: an early age, that's an incredible life experience, right, it 114 00:06:35,360 --> 00:06:38,320 Speaker 1: really is, It really is. I got my Irish passport 115 00:06:38,360 --> 00:06:40,560 Speaker 1: a couple of years ago because I thought it'd be 116 00:06:40,600 --> 00:06:42,240 Speaker 1: great to live in Europe for a while. I wouldn't 117 00:06:42,240 --> 00:06:44,320 Speaker 1: meet a visa and I could work there and bring 118 00:06:44,360 --> 00:06:46,880 Speaker 1: my family. That's my bucket list. So I might do that. 119 00:06:47,400 --> 00:06:49,680 Speaker 1: Maybe after my son goes off to college, my wife 120 00:06:49,680 --> 00:06:51,479 Speaker 1: and I will go there and then he'll come in 121 00:06:51,480 --> 00:06:54,919 Speaker 1: the summer. You have dual citizenship, I do, yeah, because 122 00:06:54,960 --> 00:06:58,839 Speaker 1: my grandparents are from Ireland. They came over from Ireland, 123 00:06:58,839 --> 00:07:00,839 Speaker 1: so that made me eligible. But I had to jump 124 00:07:00,839 --> 00:07:02,920 Speaker 1: through a lot of hoops to get that passport, a 125 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:05,000 Speaker 1: lot of paperwork, had to get a lot of certificates 126 00:07:05,160 --> 00:07:08,080 Speaker 1: to gret My to get my grandfather's death certificate, which 127 00:07:08,120 --> 00:07:09,760 Speaker 1: was not easy because first I had to kill him. 128 00:07:09,800 --> 00:07:18,320 Speaker 1: You know, come on, and those Irish guys, they don't 129 00:07:18,320 --> 00:07:23,160 Speaker 1: go down easy. No, no, they don't. I am going 130 00:07:23,200 --> 00:07:26,080 Speaker 1: out of order here, but I just went back and 131 00:07:26,200 --> 00:07:33,040 Speaker 1: watched several of your earliest appearances on The Tonight Show 132 00:07:33,200 --> 00:07:38,280 Speaker 1: with Johnny Carson. I did, and it kind of cut off. 133 00:07:38,320 --> 00:07:40,200 Speaker 1: The video was kind of cut off. It seemed like 134 00:07:40,200 --> 00:07:43,360 Speaker 1: he was almost mid sentence and said something and said 135 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:48,040 Speaker 1: a man with a very interesting sense of humor or 136 00:07:48,080 --> 00:07:52,080 Speaker 1: something like that. Absurd, I think, absurd, Yeah, absurd sense 137 00:07:52,120 --> 00:07:54,520 Speaker 1: of humor. Yeah. Well, you know, I gotta tell you 138 00:07:55,040 --> 00:07:58,240 Speaker 1: I auditioned for the part of Michael in the office. Yes, 139 00:07:58,320 --> 00:08:00,920 Speaker 1: and apparently I got I'm told, like close to getting it. 140 00:08:01,480 --> 00:08:04,239 Speaker 1: You didn't get it. You weren't, Michael Skote. No, No, 141 00:08:04,560 --> 00:08:07,680 Speaker 1: maybe I was for half a second, but yeah, I 142 00:08:07,720 --> 00:08:09,800 Speaker 1: mean that would have. I used to go on auditions 143 00:08:09,840 --> 00:08:13,800 Speaker 1: against Steve Carrell a lot, and he would always get it. Yeah, 144 00:08:14,320 --> 00:08:16,960 Speaker 1: what what do you remember about that audition experience? I 145 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:21,440 Speaker 1: remember going into the Bungalow Universal Greg Daniels, who I've 146 00:08:21,560 --> 00:08:23,920 Speaker 1: known from SNL. He was a writer on SNL. I 147 00:08:23,960 --> 00:08:25,720 Speaker 1: sat down to a chair and I did my part 148 00:08:25,840 --> 00:08:28,600 Speaker 1: and he goes, thank you, like we didn't even know 149 00:08:28,680 --> 00:08:31,680 Speaker 1: each other, thank you very much. And I left and uh, 150 00:08:31,840 --> 00:08:33,520 Speaker 1: and then here back. I didn't hear back at all. 151 00:08:36,040 --> 00:08:37,560 Speaker 1: But you know, I was up for a show when 152 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:39,120 Speaker 1: I first moved to l A. If we could talk 153 00:08:39,160 --> 00:08:41,199 Speaker 1: about me for a minute, I was in l A 154 00:08:41,360 --> 00:08:44,280 Speaker 1: maybe two or three years. I was twenty seven by 155 00:08:44,280 --> 00:08:47,080 Speaker 1: that time. And I got an audition at Paramount and 156 00:08:47,120 --> 00:08:50,600 Speaker 1: I got five callbacks, and I thought, oh, this is it. Finally, 157 00:08:50,640 --> 00:08:52,880 Speaker 1: after toiling for three long years, I'm going to get 158 00:08:52,880 --> 00:08:56,240 Speaker 1: a show. And the producers after the fifth time, they 159 00:08:56,240 --> 00:08:57,600 Speaker 1: look at each other they go, well, we're not get 160 00:08:57,679 --> 00:09:00,439 Speaker 1: any closer than this. And I walked outside of at office, 161 00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:02,120 Speaker 1: I looked at Paramount. I thought, well, it's gonna be 162 00:09:02,200 --> 00:09:05,040 Speaker 1: my new home. Week goes by two weeks, I don't 163 00:09:05,040 --> 00:09:06,679 Speaker 1: hear anything, and then I hear they're looking for an 164 00:09:06,720 --> 00:09:09,400 Speaker 1: older actor for the role, and that part was for 165 00:09:10,280 --> 00:09:14,680 Speaker 1: it was for Sam and Cheers. Really, yeah, you auditioned 166 00:09:14,760 --> 00:09:18,160 Speaker 1: for Sam Malone on Cheers and for Michael Scott on 167 00:09:18,200 --> 00:09:21,080 Speaker 1: the Office and got neither of them. That's right, But 168 00:09:21,120 --> 00:09:24,160 Speaker 1: I did get other things, so I can't complain. No, 169 00:09:24,400 --> 00:09:27,839 Speaker 1: you can't know. It's funny, you know the Coursier life takes. 170 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:30,600 Speaker 1: Had I gotten that show, I would be probably with 171 00:09:30,640 --> 00:09:34,920 Speaker 1: my same wife here. I wouldn't be on my second marriage. 172 00:09:36,280 --> 00:09:41,439 Speaker 1: But enough about me. Where are you from? I'm from Atlanta, Georgia, 173 00:09:41,480 --> 00:09:44,320 Speaker 1: and I didn't live in Germany. I didn't. I certainly 174 00:09:44,320 --> 00:09:50,080 Speaker 1: didn't audition for Sam Malone on Cheers. You wanted to 175 00:09:50,080 --> 00:09:52,240 Speaker 1: be a stand up? Is that what you wanted to be? 176 00:09:52,400 --> 00:09:53,920 Speaker 1: That's all I wanted to be. It was a stand up. 177 00:09:53,960 --> 00:09:56,079 Speaker 1: I went to school for marketing. I have a BS 178 00:09:56,160 --> 00:09:59,040 Speaker 1: and marketing, but stand up was really what I loved. 179 00:09:59,080 --> 00:10:01,480 Speaker 1: You know. I would watch every stand up comic on 180 00:10:01,559 --> 00:10:03,920 Speaker 1: every talk show from merv Griffin to the Tonight Show 181 00:10:03,920 --> 00:10:07,000 Speaker 1: with Johnny Carson, and I would highlight their name and 182 00:10:07,080 --> 00:10:09,439 Speaker 1: the TV guide and you know, be sure to watch them, 183 00:10:09,440 --> 00:10:12,000 Speaker 1: like you know, George Miller and David Letterman and and 184 00:10:12,040 --> 00:10:14,440 Speaker 1: I thought, that's the coolest job. But I remember, I've 185 00:10:14,440 --> 00:10:16,400 Speaker 1: never been to California, but I went to New York 186 00:10:16,440 --> 00:10:18,800 Speaker 1: or check out the comedy clubs. That terrified me because 187 00:10:18,800 --> 00:10:21,400 Speaker 1: the audience was so brash and tough in the comics 188 00:10:21,400 --> 00:10:23,160 Speaker 1: like Richard Belzer would come out and they were like 189 00:10:23,200 --> 00:10:26,360 Speaker 1: real New Yorkers. So I decided to go to l A. 190 00:10:26,880 --> 00:10:28,960 Speaker 1: And the day I remember I made that decision, I 191 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:31,800 Speaker 1: was raking leaves in my front yard at my parents home, 192 00:10:32,360 --> 00:10:33,880 Speaker 1: and I had a radio out there so I could 193 00:10:33,920 --> 00:10:35,679 Speaker 1: listen to the music. And then the news came on 194 00:10:35,800 --> 00:10:39,000 Speaker 1: and said Freddie Prince, the comedian from back in the eighties, 195 00:10:39,080 --> 00:10:42,280 Speaker 1: had killed himself. And for some morbid reason, I thought, well, 196 00:10:42,320 --> 00:10:45,360 Speaker 1: there's an opening in l A. You know, first stand 197 00:10:45,400 --> 00:10:50,480 Speaker 1: up it is because it was really it wasn't because 198 00:10:50,520 --> 00:10:52,480 Speaker 1: of that though. It made me realize how big of 199 00:10:52,520 --> 00:10:55,800 Speaker 1: an impact comedy could have on the world. But anyway, 200 00:10:55,840 --> 00:10:59,520 Speaker 1: I thought, that's that's really um my impetus to go 201 00:10:59,559 --> 00:11:02,600 Speaker 1: out there. And also I get to see California, right, 202 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:07,599 Speaker 1: it's interesting to me. Obviously, you became famous on s 203 00:11:07,679 --> 00:11:10,280 Speaker 1: n L, which is known for much more of the 204 00:11:10,320 --> 00:11:13,400 Speaker 1: improv people from Second City and whatever, and that that 205 00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:16,960 Speaker 1: stand up was really your focus and wanting to do that. 206 00:11:17,040 --> 00:11:18,959 Speaker 1: Did you want to be an actor even or was 207 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:21,280 Speaker 1: it really about making people laugh or being on stage? 208 00:11:21,280 --> 00:11:23,400 Speaker 1: And be All I wanted to be was a stand 209 00:11:23,440 --> 00:11:26,839 Speaker 1: up I loved Steve Martin. I discovered Steve Barton. A 210 00:11:26,880 --> 00:11:29,800 Speaker 1: lot of people don't know that, but I knew him 211 00:11:29,840 --> 00:11:33,160 Speaker 1: from doing his you know little bits on SNL or 212 00:11:33,200 --> 00:11:35,280 Speaker 1: The Tonight Show, and nobody else had heard of him. 213 00:11:35,480 --> 00:11:38,640 Speaker 1: And then people started like hearing about him. I thought, no, no, no, 214 00:11:38,679 --> 00:11:42,040 Speaker 1: that's my comic, that's mine, you know. But stand up 215 00:11:42,040 --> 00:11:44,240 Speaker 1: was what I really wanted to do, and I'm still 216 00:11:44,280 --> 00:11:46,760 Speaker 1: doing it, like forty three years later. And as far 217 00:11:46,800 --> 00:11:48,719 Speaker 1: as being an actor, I really had no intention to 218 00:11:48,760 --> 00:11:50,520 Speaker 1: be an actor. I remember I was sitting at the 219 00:11:50,520 --> 00:11:53,240 Speaker 1: bar at the improv and Mark Lano, who was teaching 220 00:11:53,280 --> 00:11:55,800 Speaker 1: an acting class and he was but Freeman's partner. Eventually, 221 00:11:55,960 --> 00:11:58,600 Speaker 1: who wants the improv? He asked me? If I thought 222 00:11:58,640 --> 00:12:01,360 Speaker 1: about acting? You said, not not really, I just wanted 223 00:12:01,360 --> 00:12:02,840 Speaker 1: to stand up. He goes, well, even if you think 224 00:12:02,880 --> 00:12:04,520 Speaker 1: about it, you know, take a lesson. Maybe I teach 225 00:12:04,520 --> 00:12:07,079 Speaker 1: cold reading and sometimes these casting agents come into the 226 00:12:07,120 --> 00:12:08,520 Speaker 1: room and they'll see a comic and they want to 227 00:12:08,600 --> 00:12:11,080 Speaker 1: come in for an audition. I thought okay, and so 228 00:12:11,120 --> 00:12:13,360 Speaker 1: I took some acting classes around l A and went 229 00:12:13,360 --> 00:12:14,920 Speaker 1: through that whole I don't know if you went through this, 230 00:12:15,040 --> 00:12:18,040 Speaker 1: but that whole rigular role of auditioning. You know that 231 00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:21,439 Speaker 1: the nerves that come with that, and the humiliation, it's 232 00:12:21,480 --> 00:12:26,720 Speaker 1: so difficult, and it's so it's so antithetical to what 233 00:12:26,760 --> 00:12:29,400 Speaker 1: we actually do right, whether it's performing on stage or 234 00:12:29,720 --> 00:12:32,319 Speaker 1: being in front. You know that, like five people sitting 235 00:12:32,320 --> 00:12:35,240 Speaker 1: in a room staring at you not laughing, is so 236 00:12:36,080 --> 00:12:40,319 Speaker 1: it's unnatural and difficult, and you feel like, just give 237 00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:42,600 Speaker 1: me a camera or tind me a real audience. It's 238 00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:45,840 Speaker 1: so difficult. I remember I had an audition for McDonald's 239 00:12:45,840 --> 00:12:49,480 Speaker 1: commercial ones. The part called for somebody so upset about 240 00:12:49,480 --> 00:12:51,480 Speaker 1: the Big Mac. They had a cry and I had 241 00:12:51,559 --> 00:12:53,840 Speaker 1: just broken up with my girlfriend or she broke up 242 00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:56,600 Speaker 1: with me, and I was devastated. I was so depressed 243 00:12:56,640 --> 00:12:58,920 Speaker 1: I couldn't get out of bed. I pulled myself out 244 00:12:58,920 --> 00:13:01,320 Speaker 1: of bed into this commercial and I got in front 245 00:13:01,320 --> 00:13:03,360 Speaker 1: of them. Was like the judges on American Idol, sitting 246 00:13:03,400 --> 00:13:05,560 Speaker 1: behind the table. When it got to the part where 247 00:13:05,559 --> 00:13:08,640 Speaker 1: I had a cry, I let loose and they're looking 248 00:13:08,720 --> 00:13:11,760 Speaker 1: at me so sympathetically, and oh that's poor, you know. 249 00:13:12,360 --> 00:13:15,240 Speaker 1: And uh, after the audition was over, they just sat 250 00:13:15,280 --> 00:13:17,439 Speaker 1: there like an awe and just you know, like, oh 251 00:13:17,480 --> 00:13:20,200 Speaker 1: my god, this guy is amazing. Two or three weeks later, 252 00:13:20,240 --> 00:13:22,000 Speaker 1: I got a call back. But now I'm kind of 253 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:25,000 Speaker 1: over the girl, so I can't bring the tears, you know. 254 00:13:26,320 --> 00:13:28,880 Speaker 1: So I brought my answering machine tape. At the time, 255 00:13:28,920 --> 00:13:30,719 Speaker 1: they have those little tapes and the answer machine. I 256 00:13:30,840 --> 00:13:32,840 Speaker 1: brought that and I sat in the car outside with 257 00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:35,920 Speaker 1: her eight by ten headshot and I played her breaking 258 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:38,520 Speaker 1: up with me over and over, and then I went 259 00:13:38,520 --> 00:13:41,080 Speaker 1: inside and I still couldn't. I couldn't bring the emotion. 260 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:47,439 Speaker 1: So she screwed me over twice. Uh, you didn't get 261 00:13:47,480 --> 00:13:49,839 Speaker 1: the job, I'm guessing No, I did not know. I 262 00:13:50,720 --> 00:13:52,600 Speaker 1: came really close. They said, we're not getting any closer 263 00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:53,839 Speaker 1: than this, and then I heard there going with it, 264 00:13:53,880 --> 00:13:58,600 Speaker 1: older guy. Do you consider your big break? Johnny Carson 265 00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:01,320 Speaker 1: probably the highlight of my more souther than Saturday Night 266 00:14:01,360 --> 00:14:04,280 Speaker 1: Live or Weeds, because it's what I aspired to do. 267 00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:06,040 Speaker 1: I used to go watch that show. When I first 268 00:14:06,040 --> 00:14:08,320 Speaker 1: moved to l A, I would they gave out free tickets. 269 00:14:08,360 --> 00:14:09,960 Speaker 1: I can around three in the afternoon and I would 270 00:14:09,960 --> 00:14:12,280 Speaker 1: go around five, you know, right before the show started, 271 00:14:12,320 --> 00:14:13,920 Speaker 1: and I knew if I went up and down the line, 272 00:14:13,960 --> 00:14:16,640 Speaker 1: and I sympathetically asked people, do you have an extraal ticket? 273 00:14:16,880 --> 00:14:18,400 Speaker 1: And I would always get one. And it was like 274 00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:20,600 Speaker 1: a Vegas show. I'd go in there and I see 275 00:14:20,640 --> 00:14:22,800 Speaker 1: Johnny would come out, and then Paul whoever the guest 276 00:14:22,920 --> 00:14:26,040 Speaker 1: was comics, Paul McCartney and the band, and I remember 277 00:14:26,080 --> 00:14:28,640 Speaker 1: everybody in the band and the instrument they played. So 278 00:14:28,680 --> 00:14:31,400 Speaker 1: when I finally did that show, I knew exactly what 279 00:14:31,440 --> 00:14:33,440 Speaker 1: was going on. I knew that the band was right 280 00:14:33,480 --> 00:14:35,000 Speaker 1: there to left. I knew that guy that played the 281 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:37,720 Speaker 1: troumbone and the curtains open up and I walked out 282 00:14:37,720 --> 00:14:39,840 Speaker 1: to my On the way out to my spot, you know, 283 00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:43,120 Speaker 1: Johnny Carson gives you a wave and Ed McMahon, and 284 00:14:43,280 --> 00:14:46,200 Speaker 1: I had totally forgotten my act. I couldn't remember it. 285 00:14:46,440 --> 00:14:48,080 Speaker 1: And I got to the spot and by the time 286 00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:51,360 Speaker 1: the audience stopped clapping, it finally came to me. I 287 00:14:51,440 --> 00:14:53,840 Speaker 1: was so relieved and it was probably. Yeah, it was 288 00:14:53,920 --> 00:14:56,880 Speaker 1: such a natural high to do that show. I was 289 00:14:56,920 --> 00:14:59,080 Speaker 1: outside of my body. I was saying to myself as 290 00:14:59,120 --> 00:15:02,280 Speaker 1: I'm routinely doing my suset, I'm doing the tonight show. 291 00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:06,200 Speaker 1: I'm doing the tonight show. Finally, that's amazing. Was this 292 00:15:06,320 --> 00:15:09,200 Speaker 1: with the map? No? No, this is the thing called 293 00:15:09,240 --> 00:15:12,440 Speaker 1: the Choices? And it was like, you know, things you 294 00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:13,800 Speaker 1: kind of do as a kid. I said, you know, 295 00:15:13,960 --> 00:15:15,960 Speaker 1: it's hard to make decisions in life, that isn't it. 296 00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:18,520 Speaker 1: And uh, I go, you know, like, would you rather, 297 00:15:18,840 --> 00:15:21,480 Speaker 1: you know, have a super salad? And they go, Sue, Yeah, 298 00:15:21,480 --> 00:15:23,200 Speaker 1: I mean too. That was easy, all right. Let me 299 00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:25,400 Speaker 1: think of a better choice. Okay, would you write about 300 00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:28,320 Speaker 1: headache or a stomach ache? They go headache? I said, yeah, 301 00:15:28,320 --> 00:15:30,320 Speaker 1: me too. I don't want to throw up. These are easy. 302 00:15:30,360 --> 00:15:32,240 Speaker 1: Let me think of a better one. Would you rather 303 00:15:32,280 --> 00:15:34,600 Speaker 1: be buried into your neck up to dirt and then 304 00:15:34,640 --> 00:15:36,760 Speaker 1: have your head painted like a soccer ball and have 305 00:15:36,840 --> 00:15:40,880 Speaker 1: some Brazilian kids started hanging around? Or would you rather 306 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:42,880 Speaker 1: get your fingers slammed in a car door and have 307 00:15:42,920 --> 00:15:46,520 Speaker 1: the guy drive away through a car wash? Soccer ball? 308 00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:48,080 Speaker 1: Yeah me too. They might use hot wax in the car. 309 00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:50,480 Speaker 1: So I was doing that and Johnny Carson loved it. 310 00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:52,560 Speaker 1: That's what got me on that show. And that's why 311 00:15:52,600 --> 00:15:54,400 Speaker 1: he said the second time I was on and this 312 00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:58,080 Speaker 1: this guy has an absurd sense of humor. Okay, that's amazing. 313 00:15:58,760 --> 00:16:02,320 Speaker 1: I watched this morning the uh the Map, which is genius. 314 00:16:02,640 --> 00:16:07,440 Speaker 1: I mean it's still today, it's genius. Um. If people 315 00:16:07,480 --> 00:16:12,480 Speaker 1: have not seen it, I don't know, google it. Kevin Neilanson, 316 00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:16,400 Speaker 1: it's amazing. You went on to do Dave Show a lot. Now. 317 00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:19,520 Speaker 1: Did you know him David Letterman? Sorry, I don't know 318 00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:22,080 Speaker 1: why I call him Dave like we're great friends. Did 319 00:16:22,120 --> 00:16:24,720 Speaker 1: you know him from the stand up scene prior to that? 320 00:16:24,760 --> 00:16:27,640 Speaker 1: I did know him when I first moved to California. 321 00:16:27,640 --> 00:16:29,520 Speaker 1: I lived in San Diego for like three or four months, 322 00:16:30,040 --> 00:16:31,840 Speaker 1: and I would go to the comedy store in Lahorea 323 00:16:32,080 --> 00:16:34,280 Speaker 1: and there was two comics that I really liked, and 324 00:16:34,320 --> 00:16:37,120 Speaker 1: I didn't know which one was which one of them 325 00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:39,480 Speaker 1: had a gap between his teeth and the other one 326 00:16:39,480 --> 00:16:42,000 Speaker 1: had a big chin. Whatever their name was on the marquee, 327 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,320 Speaker 1: I couldn't. I didn't know who I was going to 328 00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:46,720 Speaker 1: see and was Ledderman at Leno? Yeah, but I think 329 00:16:46,720 --> 00:16:49,640 Speaker 1: I did let him in before I did the Tonight show. Okay, 330 00:16:50,080 --> 00:16:52,360 Speaker 1: you probably no better than me, because I forget. I 331 00:16:52,440 --> 00:16:54,400 Speaker 1: can't remember the names of any of my characters and 332 00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:56,160 Speaker 1: the stuff I've done. You know, I watched reruns of 333 00:16:56,280 --> 00:16:58,240 Speaker 1: SNL and I'm in a sketch and I have no 334 00:16:58,320 --> 00:17:00,960 Speaker 1: idea what that sketch is about. I'm watching it. I'm 335 00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:02,960 Speaker 1: figuring what where are we going with this? You know, 336 00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:07,720 Speaker 1: who's your favorite stand up you ever saw yourself? Well, 337 00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:10,320 Speaker 1: I think it would have to have been Steve Martin 338 00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:13,120 Speaker 1: at the Universal l Ampitheater with the Blues Brothers opening 339 00:17:13,160 --> 00:17:17,639 Speaker 1: up for him, probably in nineteen eighty one or something. 340 00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:21,320 Speaker 1: It was just the energy and that stadium and everybody 341 00:17:21,359 --> 00:17:24,120 Speaker 1: with their noses and their glasses, you know, the fake 342 00:17:24,160 --> 00:17:27,400 Speaker 1: noses that he wore, and the arrows through the head. 343 00:17:27,960 --> 00:17:31,000 Speaker 1: I thought, this is incredible. And I've seen other comics 344 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:33,720 Speaker 1: too that we're really impressive, like eddiez Are you know, 345 00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:35,360 Speaker 1: he would come out it's like a rock show. It's 346 00:17:35,359 --> 00:17:37,640 Speaker 1: like a rock and roll concert with a smoke and everything. 347 00:17:37,680 --> 00:17:42,520 Speaker 1: And Robin Williams, Oh my god, probably the most incredible 348 00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:44,919 Speaker 1: impressive comic. I used to be. You know, hang out 349 00:17:44,920 --> 00:17:47,879 Speaker 1: at the Improv all the time. Melrose in Hollywood. I 350 00:17:47,960 --> 00:17:49,520 Speaker 1: was a bartender there for a couple of years, and 351 00:17:49,520 --> 00:17:51,159 Speaker 1: this is as soon as I moved out here, and 352 00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:53,320 Speaker 1: I was there almost every night. You know, I started 353 00:17:53,359 --> 00:17:55,919 Speaker 1: getting on and doing open mic nights and and the 354 00:17:55,920 --> 00:17:58,679 Speaker 1: amount of people that would come into that bar area 355 00:17:59,040 --> 00:18:02,199 Speaker 1: and then perform, I mean everyone from you know. I 356 00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:04,159 Speaker 1: got a when I was bartending at a phone call. 357 00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:06,359 Speaker 1: It was Steve Martin who was wondering if Bud was around. 358 00:18:06,440 --> 00:18:07,800 Speaker 1: He wanted to come down and do a set. I said, 359 00:18:07,800 --> 00:18:10,080 Speaker 1: you come down to do a set right now. And 360 00:18:10,240 --> 00:18:13,080 Speaker 1: Albert Brooks would come in, and Andy Kaufman was always there, 361 00:18:13,119 --> 00:18:15,159 Speaker 1: and I'd see Robin coming after Mork and Mindy with 362 00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:18,399 Speaker 1: the same outfit on with the suspenders, and it was 363 00:18:18,600 --> 00:18:21,000 Speaker 1: pretty magical just being in that room. And I would 364 00:18:21,040 --> 00:18:22,800 Speaker 1: watch I go up to the office upstairs and look 365 00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:26,320 Speaker 1: through the people because it was so packed. And Richard Lewis, 366 00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:27,960 Speaker 1: you know, he was such He was a lot of 367 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:31,479 Speaker 1: expatriots from New York, and Richard Lewis really connected with him. 368 00:18:31,840 --> 00:18:33,880 Speaker 1: Just everybody would kill it in that room and it's 369 00:18:33,920 --> 00:18:36,240 Speaker 1: such the energy. And then out in the bar area. 370 00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:40,359 Speaker 1: In the eighties, it became like this most popular place 371 00:18:40,440 --> 00:18:42,840 Speaker 1: to go to dance and to hang out with people. 372 00:18:43,359 --> 00:18:46,240 Speaker 1: And I mean I've seen everybody coming there, from Timothy 373 00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:51,040 Speaker 1: Leary to Bob Fosse, you know, every actor, and it 374 00:18:51,119 --> 00:18:53,840 Speaker 1: was such a famous place to be and people would 375 00:18:53,840 --> 00:18:56,080 Speaker 1: and they had a jukebox there, and it got to 376 00:18:56,119 --> 00:18:59,680 Speaker 1: a point where it became like a dance club. But yeah, 377 00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:21,320 Speaker 1: it was pretty magical. You're in l A. And I 378 00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:25,560 Speaker 1: understand Dana Carvey who was a roommate of yours right 379 00:19:25,880 --> 00:19:28,879 Speaker 1: in l A. Well, I lived in a rental house 380 00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:30,720 Speaker 1: in the Hollywood Hills that a friend of mine turned 381 00:19:30,760 --> 00:19:32,719 Speaker 1: me onto. He was he had found it and then 382 00:19:32,720 --> 00:19:34,560 Speaker 1: he was trying to get some guys to rent it out. 383 00:19:34,680 --> 00:19:37,560 Speaker 1: So I rented a bedroom there, and then a friend 384 00:19:37,560 --> 00:19:40,520 Speaker 1: of mine, a writer, rented another bedroom. And then Dana 385 00:19:40,640 --> 00:19:42,399 Speaker 1: was coming down from San Francisco a lot and we 386 00:19:42,440 --> 00:19:44,159 Speaker 1: told him that there is a studio apartment over the 387 00:19:44,160 --> 00:19:46,480 Speaker 1: garage if he wants to rent that one, he's in town. 388 00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:48,800 Speaker 1: So he did that. So yeah, we all kind of 389 00:19:48,840 --> 00:19:52,520 Speaker 1: lived together for a while, Okay, and he gets cast 390 00:19:52,920 --> 00:19:59,359 Speaker 1: on SNL. This is circa eight six. Yeah, so he 391 00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:02,439 Speaker 1: gets cast. I was so excited for him because he 392 00:20:02,480 --> 00:20:05,800 Speaker 1: does impressions and characters and accents and and so he 393 00:20:05,840 --> 00:20:07,479 Speaker 1: goes off to New York and I'm really proud of him, 394 00:20:07,520 --> 00:20:10,000 Speaker 1: and I'm excited. I never knew anybody that was on 395 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,080 Speaker 1: that show. Two weeks later, I got a call from 396 00:20:12,160 --> 00:20:14,840 Speaker 1: him from Laura Michael's house. He goes, Kevin'm in the 397 00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:17,800 Speaker 1: back bedroom Laura Michael's house out in the Long Island. 398 00:20:18,160 --> 00:20:21,040 Speaker 1: I guess who's in the kitchen, Bill Murray. I'm like, no, 399 00:20:21,040 --> 00:20:23,560 Speaker 1: no way. He goes, yeah, anyway, Lauren is looking for 400 00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:26,119 Speaker 1: one more cast member. I told him about you, and 401 00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:28,080 Speaker 1: I think he's going to want to see your audition tapes. 402 00:20:28,480 --> 00:20:32,120 Speaker 1: And I'm like, Bill Murray's in the kitchen. I wasn't 403 00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:34,840 Speaker 1: even hearing that other stuff. You know, I wouldn't even believe. 404 00:20:34,880 --> 00:20:36,680 Speaker 1: I didn't even want to acknowledge it because I knew 405 00:20:36,680 --> 00:20:38,119 Speaker 1: i'd never get on that show because I don't think 406 00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:40,359 Speaker 1: characters are accents. I'm just to stand up, a really 407 00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:45,200 Speaker 1: really good stand up. And so I sent my tape 408 00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:47,440 Speaker 1: in and then two weeks later, I get another call 409 00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:49,840 Speaker 1: from data Kevin back at the Laura Michael's house. In 410 00:20:49,880 --> 00:20:51,960 Speaker 1: the back that guess was in the kitchen. Steve Marten, 411 00:20:52,240 --> 00:20:54,800 Speaker 1: no way, because yeah, hey, good news, Lauren like your tapes. 412 00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:56,400 Speaker 1: I think they're gonna fly you in for an audition, 413 00:20:57,000 --> 00:21:00,159 Speaker 1: I said, Steve Martin's in the kitchen, you know. And 414 00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:01,800 Speaker 1: I take the flights to New York. It's a free 415 00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:03,359 Speaker 1: trip to New York at least, and I got a 416 00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:05,200 Speaker 1: thirty rock and I go up to a studio eight 417 00:21:05,359 --> 00:21:07,439 Speaker 1: h which is really taped the show. And as soon 418 00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:10,000 Speaker 1: as I walked in there, I got really tired because 419 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:12,000 Speaker 1: I used to fall asleep watching that show and it 420 00:21:12,080 --> 00:21:17,680 Speaker 1: was association thing. Come on, is that true? That's not true? Yeah, okay, 421 00:21:17,720 --> 00:21:19,520 Speaker 1: that is true. And then I do my little audition 422 00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:22,240 Speaker 1: and I fly back to l A. And two weeks later, 423 00:21:22,440 --> 00:21:24,399 Speaker 1: I find myself sitting in a high rise across some 424 00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:27,159 Speaker 1: Laura Michael's in Beverly Hills. He's offering a job on SNL. 425 00:21:27,840 --> 00:21:30,159 Speaker 1: I said, thank you very much. Mr Michael's. Let me 426 00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:32,080 Speaker 1: think about it over the weekend. See the way, that's 427 00:21:32,119 --> 00:21:36,520 Speaker 1: the way I roll. That's why massage the deal. But 428 00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:37,760 Speaker 1: he saw all right through me. He goes, you think 429 00:21:37,760 --> 00:21:39,679 Speaker 1: about it over the weekend. We'll see New York on Monday, 430 00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:42,800 Speaker 1: So yeah, he was right. Nextly, you know, I'm out 431 00:21:42,920 --> 00:21:45,280 Speaker 1: Laura Michael's house. I got a call from Dana Kevin 432 00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:46,959 Speaker 1: got of Laura Michael's house. I'm in the back fed room. 433 00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:48,600 Speaker 1: This is in the kitchen, I said, that's me, tough guy. 434 00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:54,040 Speaker 1: I'm in the kitchen. Now. Who is your favorite person 435 00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:57,200 Speaker 1: to work with on SNL? I mean work with everybody. 436 00:21:57,200 --> 00:21:59,479 Speaker 1: Everybody was great, but of course you mean as far 437 00:21:59,520 --> 00:22:03,080 Speaker 1: as the host no, I mean, I'll give me the cast, 438 00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:07,120 Speaker 1: the cat um. You know, I didn't really like any 439 00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:11,919 Speaker 1: of them, but same with me. I liked you know, 440 00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:14,200 Speaker 1: I liked a lot of Adam Sandler, Dana Carve. You 441 00:22:14,320 --> 00:22:15,960 Speaker 1: hung out with a lot. I mean, I liked everybody, 442 00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:18,240 Speaker 1: but I seem to hang out more with Dana and 443 00:22:18,480 --> 00:22:20,680 Speaker 1: you know Sandler, and you know a lot of times 444 00:22:20,760 --> 00:22:22,760 Speaker 1: you didn't really hang out too much because you're working 445 00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:25,600 Speaker 1: all the time. You know, you're always in the studio 446 00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:28,720 Speaker 1: or home, you know, writing or thinking about the sketches. 447 00:22:29,040 --> 00:22:30,680 Speaker 1: But you know, as far as the hosts were concerned, 448 00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:32,240 Speaker 1: I got to work with a lot of my idols 449 00:22:32,240 --> 00:22:34,680 Speaker 1: and the bands that came through their work. He's dinosaur bands, 450 00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:36,920 Speaker 1: and I grew up listening to like, you know, Paul 451 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:42,399 Speaker 1: McCartney and Mick Jagger, Paul Simon, James Taylor, Arrow Smith, 452 00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:45,159 Speaker 1: Eric Clapton, and some of them would stay after the 453 00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:48,120 Speaker 1: show to do a little concert for the audience, which 454 00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:50,920 Speaker 1: was cool. That's really cool. I remember one time Eddie 455 00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:53,399 Speaker 1: Vetter was playing on the show and he comes up 456 00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:55,520 Speaker 1: to me. I knew him a little bit. He told 457 00:22:55,520 --> 00:22:57,159 Speaker 1: me he used to come and see me because he 458 00:22:57,200 --> 00:22:59,080 Speaker 1: lived in San Diego. He used that he was served 459 00:22:59,119 --> 00:23:00,919 Speaker 1: a lot and he would come and see me at 460 00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:03,679 Speaker 1: the improv down there whenever I was performing, because he 461 00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:06,520 Speaker 1: was a fan. This is before Pearl Jam even. I 462 00:23:06,520 --> 00:23:08,840 Speaker 1: thought that's really cool. I wish I, you know, was 463 00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:10,800 Speaker 1: introduced to him. But then I find out later his 464 00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:13,320 Speaker 1: girlfriend was a server there, so that's probably why he 465 00:23:13,359 --> 00:23:16,480 Speaker 1: was really going to see his girlfriend. Is his girlfriend 466 00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:19,639 Speaker 1: to get free drinks? Probably? Yeah? Exactly what do you 467 00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:23,000 Speaker 1: think this key to your longevity on the show. Obviously 468 00:23:23,080 --> 00:23:26,760 Speaker 1: one of the longest tenured cast members ever. And as 469 00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:29,520 Speaker 1: you said before, you were an improv guy. You were 470 00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:32,960 Speaker 1: you were you know, didn't do characters, you were a 471 00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:34,720 Speaker 1: stand up guy. What what do you think the key 472 00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:37,200 Speaker 1: to your success being on the show so long. Well, 473 00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:40,720 Speaker 1: I wasn't looking for an overnight success. I was just 474 00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:42,879 Speaker 1: happy to be on that show because I was like 475 00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:45,240 Speaker 1: surprised I ever be on that show. So I was 476 00:23:45,720 --> 00:23:48,000 Speaker 1: content on enjoying it as long as I could. And 477 00:23:48,040 --> 00:23:51,080 Speaker 1: other people they would get really um impatient if they 478 00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:53,280 Speaker 1: weren't a star in one year, and they throw things 479 00:23:53,359 --> 00:23:56,040 Speaker 1: around and you know they felt better. But I was 480 00:23:56,080 --> 00:23:58,399 Speaker 1: just sitting back and enjoying like the different bands that 481 00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:01,000 Speaker 1: came through in the hosts, and learning how to write 482 00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:04,120 Speaker 1: sketches and you know, learning how to do characters, and 483 00:24:04,280 --> 00:24:08,679 Speaker 1: it was such a just a really cool time for me. 484 00:24:08,760 --> 00:24:11,040 Speaker 1: You know, those nine years that was the longest at 485 00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:13,119 Speaker 1: the time, I think me and Tim Meadows, but you know, 486 00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:15,679 Speaker 1: since then, I think Keenan was on there for like 487 00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:18,600 Speaker 1: fourteen years or something, and also Darryl Hammond was on 488 00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:22,240 Speaker 1: there for I think forty six years. He's still on 489 00:24:22,520 --> 00:24:26,720 Speaker 1: right kind of you're still employing he was there longer 490 00:24:26,720 --> 00:24:31,240 Speaker 1: than Lauren Michaels. Yeah, well, I don't know about that. Yeah, 491 00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:34,280 Speaker 1: I remember that was a super cool experience for me. 492 00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:38,840 Speaker 1: Once the office started going, I remember there's you know, 493 00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:41,320 Speaker 1: you want to come to SNL and I said, yeah, 494 00:24:41,359 --> 00:24:44,760 Speaker 1: are you kidding. I've been a fan of that show forever. Well, 495 00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:48,120 Speaker 1: you you go to Lauren Michael's office you watched from 496 00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:49,959 Speaker 1: and I was like, what are you talking about? They 497 00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:53,160 Speaker 1: said that the balcony over on the second the second floor, 498 00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:55,879 Speaker 1: and you go in Lawrence's office and look over and 499 00:24:55,920 --> 00:24:59,840 Speaker 1: watch and experience that. It's such a thrill. It really is. 500 00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:02,960 Speaker 1: Now now he kind of positions himself under the bleachers 501 00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:05,200 Speaker 1: in front of a monitor and will always have these 502 00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:08,880 Speaker 1: like past hosts hanging around, like Paul Rudd or Tom Hanks, 503 00:25:09,359 --> 00:25:11,720 Speaker 1: and that's kind of his hangout area. But yeah, it 504 00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:14,040 Speaker 1: was a great experience. I just loved it. I loved it. 505 00:25:14,119 --> 00:25:17,080 Speaker 1: And you know the hardest part about that show. You 506 00:25:17,119 --> 00:25:20,800 Speaker 1: know what the hardest part was. It was getting my 507 00:25:20,880 --> 00:25:23,880 Speaker 1: friends in, making sure they had tickets, you know, if 508 00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:26,000 Speaker 1: they didn't, and then I had to going downstairs and 509 00:25:26,040 --> 00:25:27,560 Speaker 1: you know, and I hear I was about to go on, 510 00:25:27,720 --> 00:25:30,040 Speaker 1: and I'm like, you know, do you guys get in? 511 00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:32,359 Speaker 1: You got all right, y'all set? Okay, you didn't get 512 00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:34,560 Speaker 1: the tickets? Okay, I gotta make cool, you know, I'll 513 00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:37,760 Speaker 1: make some calls I'm sure. But one of the things 514 00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:40,040 Speaker 1: I remember the most is before my first sketch ever 515 00:25:40,119 --> 00:25:42,520 Speaker 1: on that show you psych yourself out, you say, nobody's 516 00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:44,520 Speaker 1: watching it anymore because you know, the year before it's 517 00:25:44,640 --> 00:25:46,600 Speaker 1: very low ratings and they almost pulled the plug on it. 518 00:25:47,080 --> 00:25:48,880 Speaker 1: So that's how I, you know, I kind of got 519 00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:51,520 Speaker 1: over there. I was still nervous. But we are five 520 00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:53,840 Speaker 1: seconds away from coming back from the commercial, and I 521 00:25:53,880 --> 00:25:56,320 Speaker 1: had written a sketch Mr. Subliminal, which was kind of 522 00:25:56,320 --> 00:25:58,320 Speaker 1: a complicated sketch to do because it was like two 523 00:25:58,320 --> 00:26:01,959 Speaker 1: conversations going on at once, and we're literally five seconds 524 00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:04,320 Speaker 1: away from action, and Laura Michaels comes up to me. 525 00:26:04,359 --> 00:26:06,920 Speaker 1: He puts his hand on my shoulder. He said, are 526 00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:10,439 Speaker 1: you sure this is what you want? You know, to 527 00:26:10,520 --> 00:26:12,760 Speaker 1: be funny? Like, is this how you want? You're gonna? 528 00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:15,679 Speaker 1: You want to be famous? You know? How did Weeds 529 00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:18,800 Speaker 1: come about? Did you audition for Weeds? I did Weeds 530 00:26:18,800 --> 00:26:21,280 Speaker 1: came about? You know? They sent me the script and 531 00:26:21,320 --> 00:26:23,320 Speaker 1: I said Weeds on the cover and I thought, oh man, 532 00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:25,639 Speaker 1: not another like Stone or thing. This stuff has been 533 00:26:25,680 --> 00:26:28,280 Speaker 1: done to death. And I wasn't that, you know, anxious 534 00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:30,119 Speaker 1: to read the script. But then I read it and 535 00:26:30,160 --> 00:26:32,399 Speaker 1: it was so good. The characters were great and the 536 00:26:32,440 --> 00:26:34,760 Speaker 1: story was great. And then I heard I had to 537 00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:37,400 Speaker 1: go audition for it. I'm like, I'm never gonna get this, 538 00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:39,680 Speaker 1: you know, it's just too good. So I go into 539 00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:42,240 Speaker 1: audition for it. And there's a lot of good actors 540 00:26:42,240 --> 00:26:44,600 Speaker 1: in the you know, waiting to go in and read, 541 00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:47,400 Speaker 1: you know, like, um, you know de Niro, Laurence Olivier, 542 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:51,520 Speaker 1: Carl Street, you know, a lot of good actors. Anyway, 543 00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:53,040 Speaker 1: I beat them all out because I'm a pro. You know, 544 00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:56,960 Speaker 1: I'm a professional. You are anyway, I read. I read 545 00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:59,480 Speaker 1: for it too Jenji Cohen, who is the creator of 546 00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:02,200 Speaker 1: the show, and she, you know, couldn't have been more pleased. 547 00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:03,960 Speaker 1: I mean, it was like the perfect part for me. 548 00:27:04,280 --> 00:27:06,720 Speaker 1: You know, Doug Wilson, that's the one name I remember 549 00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:09,280 Speaker 1: from a character. But you know, after SNL, I had 550 00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:11,639 Speaker 1: done a couple of failed sitcoms, and I was starting 551 00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:13,360 Speaker 1: to wonder. I thought, will I ever do anything as 552 00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:16,520 Speaker 1: notable or maybe as notable as SNL? And then this 553 00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:19,280 Speaker 1: show Weeds came along, and a lot of people ask me, 554 00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:21,200 Speaker 1: do they smoke pot on that show? Is it really 555 00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:23,160 Speaker 1: Poteston knows they you know, there wouldn't be a show. 556 00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:25,520 Speaker 1: It's a honey rose herb that they smoke in most 557 00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:28,520 Speaker 1: movies and television shows. It's it's very kind of light, 558 00:27:29,040 --> 00:27:31,720 Speaker 1: you know, but I got a little lightheaded because I'm 559 00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:33,480 Speaker 1: not a smoker. And also we get it from the 560 00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:36,360 Speaker 1: honey rose herb cartel in Columbia, so you know, it's 561 00:27:36,359 --> 00:27:40,080 Speaker 1: got a little kick to it, you see what I'm saying. Yeah, 562 00:27:40,520 --> 00:27:43,400 Speaker 1: um weed is a totally different kind of show. Obviously 563 00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:47,240 Speaker 1: your focus is stand up. You've done SNL live television 564 00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:49,680 Speaker 1: for so many years. Was it difficult for you to 565 00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:53,000 Speaker 1: work on such a different type of show for such 566 00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:54,840 Speaker 1: a long period of time. I think it was the 567 00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:57,359 Speaker 1: first single camera show I did. You know, it was 568 00:27:57,480 --> 00:28:00,640 Speaker 1: the total opposite of SNL because SNL is so immediate. 569 00:28:01,119 --> 00:28:04,240 Speaker 1: It's live and there's no waiting around the trailer, you know, 570 00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:07,679 Speaker 1: for the lighting or whatever, and it's no like you know, 571 00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:11,240 Speaker 1: shooting out in Santa Clarita at two in the morning. 572 00:28:12,080 --> 00:28:13,919 Speaker 1: So SNL was kind of a media like that, and 573 00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:17,879 Speaker 1: so this this was like a process. It's really a 574 00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:20,200 Speaker 1: challenge to do a single camera show because like shooting 575 00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:24,080 Speaker 1: movie every week. But I learned that my trailer became 576 00:28:24,119 --> 00:28:25,680 Speaker 1: my office and I would have a lot of stuff 577 00:28:25,720 --> 00:28:28,040 Speaker 1: in there, and I have my musical instruments. I'd have 578 00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:31,120 Speaker 1: drawing pads, you know, I like to paint, So that 579 00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:33,480 Speaker 1: was that was good. I had a lot of free time. Yeah, 580 00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:36,119 Speaker 1: people that I talked to are so shocked by how 581 00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:39,920 Speaker 1: much time it takes to get that one hour, one 582 00:28:40,600 --> 00:28:43,600 Speaker 1: minutes or whatever of television. But yeah, it's a it's 583 00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:46,720 Speaker 1: a very different kind of muscle that you're you're working 584 00:28:46,720 --> 00:28:49,080 Speaker 1: when you work on that single camera type show. Yeah, 585 00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:50,880 Speaker 1: it really is. And you know, one of the other 586 00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:54,360 Speaker 1: things is on SNL, I'm playing like different characters every week. 587 00:28:54,560 --> 00:28:57,160 Speaker 1: This was the same character Doug Wilson on Leeds for 588 00:28:57,400 --> 00:29:00,640 Speaker 1: nine years, so that was interesting, you know, kind of 589 00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:04,200 Speaker 1: developing formulating this character. What was your process for for 590 00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:08,480 Speaker 1: helping to develop Doug. Well, you know, like I said, 591 00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:11,640 Speaker 1: Genji saw me at the audition and she thought this 592 00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:13,800 Speaker 1: is the perfect role for you. You know, I wasn't 593 00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:16,040 Speaker 1: like Doug Wilson, but I could play that type of 594 00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:19,040 Speaker 1: guy really easy. And I never wrote anything, but I 595 00:29:19,080 --> 00:29:21,560 Speaker 1: embellished a lot of scenes, you know, like when I'm 596 00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:24,840 Speaker 1: in the city council, and you know Elizabeth Perkins character, 597 00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:27,040 Speaker 1: I can't remember her name, but she'd be up talking 598 00:29:27,040 --> 00:29:29,920 Speaker 1: and we had real kind of, you know, a relationship 599 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:32,800 Speaker 1: that was not great at all times. And she's talking 600 00:29:33,360 --> 00:29:35,920 Speaker 1: and I decided that I would clip my toe nails 601 00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,240 Speaker 1: as she was talking, and then I watched him go 602 00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:41,040 Speaker 1: flying across the room and that really agitated her. So 603 00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:43,760 Speaker 1: things like that, you know, probably bring a headboard in, 604 00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:46,120 Speaker 1: you know, for a bed. We're setting up a bed 605 00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:49,120 Speaker 1: and I have the headboard in my hand, and instead 606 00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:50,840 Speaker 1: of just leaning against the wall, I take it and 607 00:29:50,840 --> 00:29:53,479 Speaker 1: I start knocking it against the wall, you know, as 608 00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:57,160 Speaker 1: if there's some actually going on in the bed. So, 609 00:29:57,240 --> 00:30:01,200 Speaker 1: you know, little things like that and doable show and 610 00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:04,840 Speaker 1: and really political in a bizarre way. I mean, you know, 611 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:09,240 Speaker 1: we've comes out marijuana is not legal in any state 612 00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:12,360 Speaker 1: at the time, and I feel like that show helped 613 00:30:12,400 --> 00:30:16,720 Speaker 1: sort of change the dialogue in a way, or you know, 614 00:30:16,880 --> 00:30:21,080 Speaker 1: changed the perception or sort of in terms of entertainment, 615 00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:24,960 Speaker 1: really examined a different sector of people who were using 616 00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:28,480 Speaker 1: and smoking marijuana. Right, Yeah, it wasn't different sector of 617 00:30:28,480 --> 00:30:31,000 Speaker 1: people because normally you see just a lot of stoner guys, 618 00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:34,360 Speaker 1: you know, like Sean Patt's character, Matthew McConaughey, you know, 619 00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:37,400 Speaker 1: just all stoners. But this was like normal regular people, 620 00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:40,719 Speaker 1: you know, in a regular world with kids. It was 621 00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:43,800 Speaker 1: interesting like that, you know, it was it was kind 622 00:30:43,840 --> 00:30:46,080 Speaker 1: of a new kind of a breakthrough. And the other 623 00:30:46,120 --> 00:30:48,960 Speaker 1: thing about that show was it was one step ahead 624 00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:52,040 Speaker 1: of everything else. Like the town of aggresstick burnt down, 625 00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:56,040 Speaker 1: and I think two weeks after our show aired there 626 00:30:56,080 --> 00:30:59,400 Speaker 1: was a big fire in Valencia. We did a season 627 00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:02,360 Speaker 1: about a ton that was being dug from Mexico into 628 00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:04,760 Speaker 1: the US, and then a month later they discovered a 629 00:31:04,760 --> 00:31:28,400 Speaker 1: tunnel that was being done into the US. Why are 630 00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:30,400 Speaker 1: you still on the road doing stand up? What is 631 00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:33,520 Speaker 1: it that stand up? It's always been my first love. 632 00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:37,560 Speaker 1: Like I said, I love the the art of crafting 633 00:31:37,560 --> 00:31:40,280 Speaker 1: a joke and deliver. And it's again it's immediate, it's 634 00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:43,200 Speaker 1: immediate reaction from the audience. For me, it's something I'll 635 00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:46,160 Speaker 1: probably do and I'll probably you know, my life will 636 00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:51,440 Speaker 1: probably end on the road somewhere. Do you now it's 637 00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:53,440 Speaker 1: got to be easier for you now when you start 638 00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:56,680 Speaker 1: so many people know you you're headlining. Do you ever 639 00:31:56,720 --> 00:32:00,720 Speaker 1: have shows that just don't work, not really, No, I 640 00:32:00,760 --> 00:32:03,840 Speaker 1: mean some work better than others, but nobody ever walks 641 00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:06,880 Speaker 1: out and there's no complaints, you know, like I remember, 642 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:09,160 Speaker 1: you know, there's some comics like Norm McDonald used to 643 00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:11,440 Speaker 1: have a lot of walkouts, and I kind of never 644 00:32:11,880 --> 00:32:16,840 Speaker 1: ventured into those areas. Mine is pretty safe. It's pretty clean, right, 645 00:32:17,240 --> 00:32:19,120 Speaker 1: And I have a good cross section for an on 646 00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:24,160 Speaker 1: SNL fans or Weeds fans or Adam Sandler films, and 647 00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:26,240 Speaker 1: the the club owners always say you have it. You 648 00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:28,560 Speaker 1: bring in such a nice audience. You have a a 649 00:32:28,640 --> 00:32:32,040 Speaker 1: red wine sophisticated audience. And this is how they know 650 00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:35,040 Speaker 1: how to order, how to order, you know, their inventory, 651 00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:36,600 Speaker 1: like we have to order a lot of extra red 652 00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:41,880 Speaker 1: wine when you come in. Yeah. I respect and admire 653 00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:44,800 Speaker 1: you so much that you're still out there on the road, 654 00:32:44,840 --> 00:32:48,000 Speaker 1: that you love it so much that you face that 655 00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:50,760 Speaker 1: I don't know that demon is that? Is that the 656 00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:54,040 Speaker 1: wrong way to say? You face that that beast every night. 657 00:32:55,040 --> 00:32:57,400 Speaker 1: I admired that so much. It's not every night, well 658 00:32:57,640 --> 00:33:01,080 Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Yeah, but you know, I 659 00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:03,680 Speaker 1: never like stopped doing comedy for more than two weeks 660 00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:05,160 Speaker 1: in a row. That was like a long time. So 661 00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:07,800 Speaker 1: when the pandemic hit, it was such a good thing 662 00:33:07,840 --> 00:33:09,840 Speaker 1: for me, like everybody else, you know, I just put 663 00:33:09,880 --> 00:33:12,440 Speaker 1: away my act. I didn't even think about it. And 664 00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:15,080 Speaker 1: then when things started picking up again, like a parking 665 00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:17,360 Speaker 1: lots or outdoor venues, I had to kind of like 666 00:33:17,480 --> 00:33:19,560 Speaker 1: revisit my act. I couldn't remember a lot of it. 667 00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:22,080 Speaker 1: And then I started like just creating new material, which 668 00:33:22,160 --> 00:33:25,560 Speaker 1: was great. So it's like a house cleaning. Yeah, but 669 00:33:25,600 --> 00:33:27,240 Speaker 1: I do love it. I love you know, And I've 670 00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:29,720 Speaker 1: moved on to other things too, like I love to 671 00:33:29,760 --> 00:33:32,440 Speaker 1: paint now, you know. I do these digital art drawings 672 00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:35,520 Speaker 1: if people go to Kevin Neal and artwork on Instagram. 673 00:33:35,560 --> 00:33:38,400 Speaker 1: I do caricatures of different celebrities and I have a 674 00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:43,800 Speaker 1: book coming out in November. Oh you do. I love them, Kevin. 675 00:33:43,880 --> 00:33:47,240 Speaker 1: I was gonna ask you about this, you know, you 676 00:33:47,320 --> 00:33:50,200 Speaker 1: say caricatures, and I know that's how you describe it, 677 00:33:50,480 --> 00:33:52,200 Speaker 1: and I guess it is in a way. But I 678 00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:55,360 Speaker 1: find with so many of the subjects that you find 679 00:33:55,360 --> 00:34:00,040 Speaker 1: a real humanity and reality. You capture the essence of 680 00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:04,320 Speaker 1: most people so well your subjects. I'm so impressed with it. 681 00:34:04,360 --> 00:34:06,360 Speaker 1: Is this something you've always done. Is this a new 682 00:34:06,440 --> 00:34:09,120 Speaker 1: skill for you, Well, thank you for that, and it's 683 00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:11,200 Speaker 1: kind of a new skill. But I've I've always you know, 684 00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:14,239 Speaker 1: drawn since grammar school. You know, we had to draw 685 00:34:14,360 --> 00:34:16,640 Speaker 1: maps without tracing them, and I mean I think that 686 00:34:16,719 --> 00:34:19,920 Speaker 1: was my first experiences during characters was a characture of 687 00:34:19,920 --> 00:34:22,080 Speaker 1: a map, like you know, Italy wouldn't be a boot 688 00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:23,960 Speaker 1: at the end, it would be a platform shoot, you know. 689 00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:27,520 Speaker 1: So I've always doodled on the side of my margins 690 00:34:27,520 --> 00:34:29,919 Speaker 1: of my papers, or even during SNL. If I wasn't 691 00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:32,120 Speaker 1: in a sketch, I'd be doodling, you know, somebody sitting 692 00:34:32,120 --> 00:34:35,600 Speaker 1: across from me, Phil Hartman, or you know, daying a carve, anybody. 693 00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:38,120 Speaker 1: Right before the pandemic, I was sitting at L a X. 694 00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:41,360 Speaker 1: I was looking at some some of these character artists 695 00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:44,319 Speaker 1: on Instagram and they're really good. They're much better than 696 00:34:44,360 --> 00:34:46,959 Speaker 1: me now, but they're really good. And I saw one guy. 697 00:34:47,239 --> 00:34:49,879 Speaker 1: He had an ad for lessons and he was really 698 00:34:49,920 --> 00:34:52,200 Speaker 1: I liked his work. So he was from England. So 699 00:34:52,280 --> 00:34:54,120 Speaker 1: I got a hold of him and I took ten 700 00:34:54,200 --> 00:34:57,520 Speaker 1: lessons from him, you know, be a skype, and he 701 00:34:57,640 --> 00:34:59,200 Speaker 1: kind of taught me how to you know, work with 702 00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:03,440 Speaker 1: dual artwork and tablets and doing caricatures, and then I 703 00:35:03,520 --> 00:35:05,920 Speaker 1: just started coloring them in and you know, using the 704 00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:09,480 Speaker 1: stylist as a paintbrush and the different paints. I just 705 00:35:09,520 --> 00:35:11,960 Speaker 1: really enjoyed it. I enjoyed it a lot, and it 706 00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:14,800 Speaker 1: finally all came together where I was. Everything I learned 707 00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:17,000 Speaker 1: just growing up, I just kind of incorporated. And I 708 00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:20,200 Speaker 1: also used to love watching the caricature artists, like you know, 709 00:35:20,239 --> 00:35:22,640 Speaker 1: at these street fairs or at the carnivals. I would 710 00:35:22,640 --> 00:35:24,960 Speaker 1: stand behind them forever and watch them, you know, how 711 00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:27,320 Speaker 1: they would make the eyes bager, you know, the ears 712 00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:31,560 Speaker 1: and and then showing it to the person. Yeah, I've 713 00:35:31,600 --> 00:35:34,560 Speaker 1: watched a bunch of your I don't know what if 714 00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:37,320 Speaker 1: you call it like time laps for those of you 715 00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:41,799 Speaker 1: who haven't seen Kevin's work, you include at times you 716 00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:48,000 Speaker 1: attempting to find your final picture, some different incarnations and 717 00:35:48,040 --> 00:35:50,319 Speaker 1: you see, I don't know, the one that's sticking out 718 00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:52,480 Speaker 1: of my mind that that I saw very recently was 719 00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:55,480 Speaker 1: John Travolta, and it's like I see you sort of 720 00:35:55,480 --> 00:35:58,399 Speaker 1: experimenting with the nose or with the lips, or with 721 00:35:58,680 --> 00:36:01,520 Speaker 1: how the cigarette dangles out of his mouth. I feel 722 00:36:01,520 --> 00:36:05,359 Speaker 1: like I'm watching you create the exact look that you're 723 00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:07,600 Speaker 1: going for to capture the essence of that person. I 724 00:36:07,640 --> 00:36:10,719 Speaker 1: find that really interesting. Oh thanks, Well, I'll tell you 725 00:36:11,040 --> 00:36:13,080 Speaker 1: it doesn't happen overnight. For me. It takes me a 726 00:36:13,120 --> 00:36:15,200 Speaker 1: long time to draw each one of those because I'm 727 00:36:15,239 --> 00:36:16,600 Speaker 1: I'm not like these guys who do it for a 728 00:36:16,680 --> 00:36:18,959 Speaker 1: job whose illustrators. I know a lot of these guys now, 729 00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:21,080 Speaker 1: they don't do it a lot like me. They'll draw 730 00:36:21,120 --> 00:36:23,880 Speaker 1: their face and then their evolution is just coloring it 731 00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:25,960 Speaker 1: in and painting it because they've already got the shape 732 00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:28,080 Speaker 1: of the face. I've got to take a long time. 733 00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:30,440 Speaker 1: Sometimes it takes a week or two. But you know, 734 00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:32,520 Speaker 1: I'm getting quicker at it now, and and I do 735 00:36:32,640 --> 00:36:35,279 Speaker 1: like showing the process. And by the way, the name 736 00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:38,799 Speaker 1: of my book is called I Exaggerate My Brushes with Fame, 737 00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:41,600 Speaker 1: and it will be out in November. And on each 738 00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:45,160 Speaker 1: opposite side of the picture, Brian, there's a little antidote 739 00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:47,640 Speaker 1: how I knew that person or experience we had together, 740 00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:49,920 Speaker 1: or if I don't know that person, like Freddie Mercury, 741 00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:53,160 Speaker 1: I'll just muse about my first concert or whatever. So 742 00:36:53,200 --> 00:36:57,520 Speaker 1: I'm excited. That's it's really awesome and you just mentioned it. 743 00:36:57,600 --> 00:37:01,560 Speaker 1: So I also enjoyed going down the rabbit Hole and 744 00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:04,800 Speaker 1: reading the descriptions of um so many of the subjects 745 00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:08,560 Speaker 1: that you've painted. Steve Martin and tripol to you tell. 746 00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:11,960 Speaker 1: I won't spoil that one, but really interesting story about 747 00:37:12,040 --> 00:37:14,880 Speaker 1: him on S and L. Yeah. Also, you have a 748 00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:18,440 Speaker 1: YouTube show right, Hiking with Kevin I do. That's been 749 00:37:18,440 --> 00:37:21,480 Speaker 1: a little web series. Yeah, how have you found doing that? 750 00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:24,000 Speaker 1: Are you enjoying that? I love it? I love it 751 00:37:24,080 --> 00:37:26,840 Speaker 1: so much because I used well I still do. But 752 00:37:26,880 --> 00:37:28,680 Speaker 1: I love to hike in the canyons around l A. 753 00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:31,200 Speaker 1: And it's something I really enjoy. I go out there 754 00:37:31,200 --> 00:37:34,080 Speaker 1: for meditation, just while I'm walking and meditate thinking. I 755 00:37:34,120 --> 00:37:36,799 Speaker 1: write a lot when I'm walking. In fact, I did 756 00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:40,160 Speaker 1: a hike with Linn Manuel Miranda in New York and 757 00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:42,520 Speaker 1: we went to a park where he said he grew 758 00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:44,439 Speaker 1: up as a kid, he'd walk up there and play 759 00:37:44,480 --> 00:37:46,880 Speaker 1: and and that's exactly where he wrote a lot of 760 00:37:46,880 --> 00:37:50,000 Speaker 1: Hamilton's walking on those trails up there, and so I, 761 00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:52,720 Speaker 1: you know, I agreed, it's a great place to write. 762 00:37:52,920 --> 00:37:55,560 Speaker 1: I was hiking with Matthew Modeen once and we were 763 00:37:55,600 --> 00:37:57,960 Speaker 1: both so out of breath. I thought this would be 764 00:37:57,960 --> 00:38:00,520 Speaker 1: funny if I was interviewing and we were both out 765 00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:02,680 Speaker 1: of breath, you know, we couldn't understand what we were saying. 766 00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:07,640 Speaker 1: So I videotaped that. I posted it on Twitter, and 767 00:38:07,680 --> 00:38:10,240 Speaker 1: then I just got get other friends and started hiking 768 00:38:10,239 --> 00:38:12,239 Speaker 1: with them. Then my equipment got better, and then I 769 00:38:12,239 --> 00:38:13,960 Speaker 1: got a YouTube channel, and then I got to go 770 00:38:14,040 --> 00:38:15,759 Speaker 1: pro in the end of selfie stick. And then I 771 00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:18,600 Speaker 1: got a drone and I'm editing it myself, you know, 772 00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:21,160 Speaker 1: a premiere pro. So it's become quite the and I 773 00:38:21,239 --> 00:38:24,399 Speaker 1: just started season four. I've only hiked twice, once with 774 00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:28,279 Speaker 1: Eugene Levy and once with Julian Lennon. Awesome, it just 775 00:38:28,320 --> 00:38:31,400 Speaker 1: started season four. I mean it's not airing yet, but 776 00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:34,880 Speaker 1: I started taping it. Okay, it's not so much hiking 777 00:38:35,040 --> 00:38:37,880 Speaker 1: with me, but there's a course that I play a 778 00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:42,440 Speaker 1: lot in l A where you walk golfing. And I 779 00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:44,279 Speaker 1: have said too many people who are asked me about 780 00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:47,520 Speaker 1: golf or what I love about golf, it is that 781 00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:52,839 Speaker 1: time for me where my mind goes away, where I'm 782 00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:58,000 Speaker 1: not self obsessing or thinking about small details. I'm simply 783 00:38:58,040 --> 00:39:01,120 Speaker 1: thinking about one objective, which just to get the ball 784 00:39:01,360 --> 00:39:05,759 Speaker 1: in the hole, whether playing alone or with others where 785 00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:08,560 Speaker 1: we're not communicating that much. That time away from me, 786 00:39:09,520 --> 00:39:14,000 Speaker 1: I've had some of my best ideas and able to 787 00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:17,319 Speaker 1: just sort of let the manality of everyday life sort 788 00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:20,239 Speaker 1: of go and focus on that one objective actually as 789 00:39:20,719 --> 00:39:23,320 Speaker 1: brings me greater enlightenment, and that's that's one of the 790 00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:26,000 Speaker 1: reasons that I love golf and playing golf. It sounds 791 00:39:26,040 --> 00:39:28,360 Speaker 1: like hiking for you is brings you there. You're not 792 00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:30,160 Speaker 1: a stand up, so we're what would you do with 793 00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:37,479 Speaker 1: these ideas? Well, talk to somebody like you or or yeah, 794 00:39:37,680 --> 00:39:42,920 Speaker 1: or right, or ideas for projects or other conversations that 795 00:39:42,960 --> 00:39:45,600 Speaker 1: I want to have. Yeah, So for you, it's jokes, 796 00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:49,080 Speaker 1: is that's that's what comes to you. No, it's also characters, 797 00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:52,680 Speaker 1: are short little films or anything actually anything that comes 798 00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:54,520 Speaker 1: to my mind. You know, Like I wrote a joke 799 00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:56,680 Speaker 1: the other day. I was hiking on a trail, and 800 00:39:56,760 --> 00:39:59,080 Speaker 1: the joke is this basically because I talked about not 801 00:39:59,160 --> 00:40:01,600 Speaker 1: being ripped off for looking for deals, and I said, 802 00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:03,400 Speaker 1: you know, when I was in college, I bought a 803 00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:06,840 Speaker 1: used mattress and it was like fifty bucks, and apparently 804 00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:09,799 Speaker 1: it was somebody's deathbed. And I mean, you wouldn't know 805 00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:13,160 Speaker 1: except for the bullet holes and the smell. It was 806 00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:17,640 Speaker 1: a great deal. I gotta tell you, you know, but 807 00:40:17,719 --> 00:40:20,239 Speaker 1: I have to write everything down otherwise I forget it. 808 00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:22,600 Speaker 1: And it's not the worse than coming up with something 809 00:40:22,640 --> 00:40:24,520 Speaker 1: that you really like and then you can't remember what 810 00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:29,920 Speaker 1: it was. Well, I I've said it to you personally 811 00:40:30,160 --> 00:40:33,200 Speaker 1: and a little bit today. I respect you and your 812 00:40:33,239 --> 00:40:37,840 Speaker 1: career and your dedication so much. Clearly one of the 813 00:40:37,840 --> 00:40:41,160 Speaker 1: funniest people that I've ever seen and had the opportunity 814 00:40:41,160 --> 00:40:44,640 Speaker 1: to be around, and I wish you all the best 815 00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:49,200 Speaker 1: luck with your future projects. But the painting, the caricatures, 816 00:40:49,640 --> 00:40:53,319 Speaker 1: I'm so impressed with. And I not only will I 817 00:40:53,360 --> 00:40:55,640 Speaker 1: buy it the day up, I know how important it is. 818 00:40:55,680 --> 00:40:58,759 Speaker 1: I'm going to preorder ith nice Nice. I love that. 819 00:40:58,880 --> 00:41:01,799 Speaker 1: There you go, it's cool. I like it. Well, thank 820 00:41:01,840 --> 00:41:03,919 Speaker 1: you and I enjoy you too. And I'm i'm I'm 821 00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:06,680 Speaker 1: I was excited to be on your show here. Yeah, 822 00:41:06,920 --> 00:41:09,320 Speaker 1: thanks so much, Kevin. All right, right, let's go golfing. 823 00:41:21,120 --> 00:41:24,920 Speaker 1: Oh man, Kevin, I have to tell you, I am 824 00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:29,360 Speaker 1: going to be very disappointed if a Brian bomb Gartner 825 00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:32,400 Speaker 1: caricature does not arrive at my door in three to 826 00:41:32,480 --> 00:41:37,120 Speaker 1: five business days. I'm just kidding kind of. Your presence 827 00:41:37,160 --> 00:41:41,920 Speaker 1: on the podcast was well the best gift of all. 828 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:44,720 Speaker 1: Thank you so much for joining me, and as always 829 00:41:44,880 --> 00:41:49,480 Speaker 1: to you listeners, don't forget to like and subscribe wherever 830 00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:52,360 Speaker 1: you get your podcasts, and to keep up with the times, 831 00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:56,440 Speaker 1: make sure to follow us on Instagram at Off the 832 00:41:56,480 --> 00:42:10,040 Speaker 1: Beat and I will see Wall next week. Off the 833 00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:13,759 Speaker 1: Beat is hosted an executive produced by me Brian Baumgartner, 834 00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:18,840 Speaker 1: alongside our executive producer Langley. Our producers are Diego Tapia, 835 00:42:19,080 --> 00:42:23,560 Speaker 1: Liz Hayes, Emily Carr, and Kristen Vermilia. Our talent producer 836 00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:27,800 Speaker 1: is Ryan Papa Zachary. Our theme song Bubble and Squeak 837 00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:32,120 Speaker 1: performed by my great friend Creed Bratton, and the episode 838 00:42:32,160 --> 00:42:34,000 Speaker 1: was mixed by seth Olandski