Speaker 1: Man, you better take that new baby pamper and squeeze
Speaker 1: the jaw and sleep on and put this on face
Speaker 1: cream that night. You got it right now coming in
Speaker 1: a few months. You ain't gotta faith Why that's fair?
Speaker 1: I do have. That's gonna be if nothing else, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna start like selling it. I gotta make some money
Speaker 1: on this bad boy, even if I'm not using it
Speaker 1: for myself. Well, you gotta try. You gotta try your
Speaker 1: own products and let everybody know it works. That's fair,
Speaker 1: Although that that feels like that breaks one of the
Speaker 1: tempest commandments. You don't get high on your own supply,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Like, you gotta gotta You
Speaker 1: ain't getting high. You getting pretty. We need tell my crack, Sir,
Speaker 1: who tell my baby's racist foy money tern stuff? I
Speaker 1: can't tell me. Yep, yep, yep. There it is. There
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Speaker 1: be stuck in the hotel, I would hope your wig
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Speaker 1: I figured I had Uh, this wasn't what I thought
Speaker 1: it was. Not to throw the wig over the but
Speaker 1: things that I had one handed, Well, it looks lovely
Speaker 1: from here over them, it's it looks glamorous. I'm really
Speaker 1: excited you're here today. You came with a conspiracy theory
Speaker 1: that I've been hearing for years and years and years,
Speaker 1: and I've been very excited for someone to finally take
Speaker 1: on on this program. Not a lot of people have
Speaker 1: dealt in this space, and it's really exciting for me.
Speaker 1: So I don't want to belabor this anymore. But you said,
Speaker 1: my mama told me baby pe curious acne yep, especially
Speaker 1: like not with not with pampers, but with the cloth diapers.
Speaker 1: I'm I mean, I'm a lot older than you saw
Speaker 1: the baby with pissing the diapering. Your mama will wipe
Speaker 1: your face with it. I suffered from agne too. I
Speaker 1: don't think I got enough baby pisce in my face
Speaker 1: because I had a lot of agne. But if you
Speaker 1: was in the first form mother, I think it really worked.
Speaker 1: My mama wiped. She would literally take the pamp off,
Speaker 1: the diape off and putting it. We saw that all
Speaker 1: the time in the here when he wipes his baby
Speaker 1: face with piss. So you're the kids face, this is
Speaker 1: firsthand experience that your mom literally wiped your face with
Speaker 1: with cloth diaper. Baby Pete wiped everybody face in the
Speaker 1: house with us, and so these are your Was this
Speaker 1: your younger siblings, Peet, No, it was like other people
Speaker 1: like my aunt's baby. Because I'm my mama, I am
Speaker 1: the youngest in my family. So my aunt was there
Speaker 1: her kid and they take off a cloth taper, like
Speaker 1: come there, let me wipe your face. They wipe your
Speaker 1: own face with So just if there was pie in
Speaker 1: the house, you lined up. Everybody got a quick wiping,
Speaker 1: just to help alleviate whatever facial issues y'all were going through. Yeah,
Speaker 1: pretty much. I mean this before not zeema too, because
Speaker 1: you know they came not Zima for black people. Sure,
Speaker 1: just we went from piss to bleach on our faces
Speaker 1: as like the alternative with Nxeema. Yeah, dog Zemo was
Speaker 1: a good ship. Oliver Lay was after that. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: lived that conspiracy theory. Why we took they took across
Speaker 1: stiper and wipe your face with him the time. So,
Speaker 1: so your mother did this to y'all, do you then
Speaker 1: choose to do that to your kids? Did you then like, like,
Speaker 1: I got a hand down this tradition and make sure
Speaker 1: this continues in our family. I'm not gonna lie. I
Speaker 1: did it with my oldie son because he he had
Speaker 1: he had act me really bad. But I don't think
Speaker 1: he appreciated it. I don't think you appreciate I tried
Speaker 1: it once with my son, my oldest son, and I
Speaker 1: just ended up going to all agne cream. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: can't imagine there's a way to express gratitude when your
Speaker 1: mother rubs piss in your face, you know what I mean, Like,
Speaker 1: there's no cool way of being like, thank you so much,
Speaker 1: mom for the way you love me. But baby pisces
Speaker 1: purpose and they had alcohol and they did no drug.
Speaker 1: That's purpose. Now you pissed into something. I wipe my face.
Speaker 1: That's nasty. You don't did some stuff in your life
Speaker 1: for two day old baby piece, and that's purpose, that's fair.
Speaker 1: I yeah, babies don't eat microwave burritos, do you know
Speaker 1: what I mean? Like they're they're just they're they're eating
Speaker 1: the purest things that that the world can offer and
Speaker 1: therefore maybe have less condamninants in their in their urine.
Speaker 1: And it's called titty milk, the best milk on the planet.
Speaker 1: They say, you got your you got your your almond milk,
Speaker 1: your cow's milk, and of course your teddy milk, and
Speaker 1: teddy milk is the top of the tops. It's the
Speaker 1: whole fool milk. Okay. So you're saying you had this happened,
Speaker 1: but you don't feel like it cured the acne for you.
Speaker 1: It did not solve acne for you. Well, uh, I
Speaker 1: mean we did stick around and get piste on all
Speaker 1: the time in the face, but you know, you know
Speaker 1: it did take a little dirt off, but it wasn't
Speaker 1: It was the treatment she had in the jaw sitting
Speaker 1: by the tupace. But if you're black and you you're
Speaker 1: born into seventies, that ship probably happened to everybody in
Speaker 1: your family. It was all the time at my granddaddy house. Granddady,
Speaker 1: I mean you some one grand to do outside for
Speaker 1: crazy at remedy well and my mom, but one one
Speaker 1: of the things she did the most was baby dicers. Yeah. Okay,
Speaker 1: So so this happens and you're not sticking around to
Speaker 1: do it. Do you think had you stuck around, it
Speaker 1: have cured you. Are you still under the presumption that like,
Speaker 1: oh man, if I would, I think it works. Oh ship,
Speaker 1: I love it, because that old ship worked way better
Speaker 1: than new ship. I mean, think about it. Some of
Speaker 1: the Agney cream proper got baby pis that we just
Speaker 1: don't know it right, Yeah, that Johnson Johnson just has
Speaker 1: vials of baby be that they're mixing into these products
Speaker 1: to help you. You'd be surprised. You'd be surprised if
Speaker 1: by the steps that they're taking putting things. But I
Speaker 1: think baby piece work. I love that. Okay, tell me
Speaker 1: a little bit more about the process here, because this
Speaker 1: is something that that I personally I've never experienced. Nobody
Speaker 1: ever put any baby p on my face, But I'm
Speaker 1: curious about like, Okay, they put it on your face.
Speaker 1: But piste smells like piss. Now baby piece smells better
Speaker 1: than average p but yeah, it still are walking around
Speaker 1: with p on your face? Do you do you then
Speaker 1: wash it off after? Like, well my mama did it
Speaker 1: and my aunts did it. They just take the type
Speaker 1: of the baby kisses, come and let me wipe this,
Speaker 1: so you uh, and then you know, let it dry. Nobody,
Speaker 1: baby piste don't stink. It's not like a five year
Speaker 1: old piston in the bed, sir, you know, pissing out
Speaker 1: to shut a round, to sit around, to create a
Speaker 1: old But for a two month old baby pist don
Speaker 1: smell like then he got to piss a whole light
Speaker 1: and sit in it. So yeah, we said, my mama,
Speaker 1: that's why I picked this one. I was like, oh
Speaker 1: I remember this ship. Okay, So so you let it
Speaker 1: dry and then do you just like continue your day
Speaker 1: or do you have to then wash it off? Well
Speaker 1: you're a kid, their mama put it on you. Whatever
Speaker 1: you put on you say, man, you take your pissy
Speaker 1: ass outside and play. You just you forget that you
Speaker 1: even had feel on your face by that point because
Speaker 1: YouTube busy playing games until you started the sweat and
Speaker 1: the piss and the sweat shot right, all right, this
Speaker 1: is extra saltic. Yeah, it's so different today, this is
Speaker 1: this is new. Okay, So so you're you're mixing piss
Speaker 1: and sweat and all of that. How old are you
Speaker 1: when this is first happening. Is your mom waiting until
Speaker 1: acne is starting to show? Or is she like, now,
Speaker 1: we gotta be proactive and like at age eight, we're
Speaker 1: gonna we're gonna pre piss you and then that'll keep
Speaker 1: you from getting acne in the future. I would say
Speaker 1: I probably was like eight and nine because they had
Speaker 1: really bad actone for a while. Yeah. Yeah, my mama
Speaker 1: was done, pretty much done having kids. But my unhad
Speaker 1: a lot of kids and diapers and pampers, and you know,
Speaker 1: they old school. They you know, the same money. You
Speaker 1: didn't buy pampers. You bought cloth diapers because you can
Speaker 1: wash them out of at him, dry and keep it moving.
Speaker 1: So yeah, so you just they whoever had a baby
Speaker 1: nearby was now a resource for keeping everybody else free
Speaker 1: free that there's a nice communal quality to this that
Speaker 1: I think doesn't get brought up when you do when
Speaker 1: you unpack some of these conversations of just like, now,
Speaker 1: we all have a responsibility in this ship. You got
Speaker 1: a baby, let me get your baby piece so that
Speaker 1: my kid don't look weird in his or her middle
Speaker 1: school age. You know what I mean? Somebody should really
Speaker 1: do research on these because I think he worked, but
Speaker 1: I would like to know if it really really works.
Speaker 1: I bet you if it works by they have a baby,
Speaker 1: pistons and everything, join that ship up. Well, guess what.
Speaker 1: I did a bunch of research and it I can't
Speaker 1: tell you yet because I have to follow the the
Speaker 1: organization of this program. But I will tell you I
Speaker 1: I unpacked a lot of ship in looking this up,
Speaker 1: and I'm excited for us to do it together. Tell
Speaker 1: me you're gonna try a baby piss to the face.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you that, and I'm certainly not gonna
Speaker 1: tell you during the recording that seems irresponsible. No, this
Speaker 1: is this is some old school techniques. Yere. I'm not
Speaker 1: saying take the baby, let it pissy your face like
Speaker 1: I'm saying, are you gonna take it? Are you're gonna
Speaker 1: try to diaper? What I'm saying is that if I go,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take baby piss to the face. Somebody's gonna
Speaker 1: pull that quote, and then that's gonna be the ship
Speaker 1: that I gotta deal with on the internet for the
Speaker 1: rest of my life. Not me and not today. I
Speaker 1: want to keep the little bit of career that I
Speaker 1: built for myself, you know what I mean. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't take a baby pisce to the face like that.
Speaker 1: You gotta reward it. You gotta take a dab of
Speaker 1: baby piss in a separate holder and then press that
Speaker 1: to your face. I think is the better way of
Speaker 1: communicating it. Yeah. Maybe so, because if the wind diaper
Speaker 1: just to put all over your face and you go
Speaker 1: by your you go by your beass. Okay, tell me
Speaker 1: a little bit about because I think that this is
Speaker 1: gonna help with some of the context around it, right,
Speaker 1: tell me a little bit about where you're from, What city,
Speaker 1: what town are we talking about where all of this
Speaker 1: is happening. I grew up in Atlanta, Georgia, So I'm
Speaker 1: in Atlanta, Georgia. We lived in the area called the
Speaker 1: Bluff on the wasteand area, so a lot of that
Speaker 1: went on there. And my granddaddy was he lived Indicator,
Speaker 1: so he had a bootleg house. So a lot of
Speaker 1: you went on there too. M hm. And and do
Speaker 1: you feel like, as you've left Atlanta that this is
Speaker 1: a thing that you've heard from other black people or
Speaker 1: other people in general all over the country. Do you
Speaker 1: feel like this is specifically like a Southern thing. Maybe
Speaker 1: a Southern thing, but probably a Southern thing, because a
Speaker 1: lot of stories I tell people like, what the hell
Speaker 1: I never heard of Hey, so it's probably a Southern thing.
Speaker 1: If you ask somebody that's close to my age and
Speaker 1: they'll tell you, oh yeah, baby piece work. Yeah yeah right,
Speaker 1: So like and that's the weird thing about the South
Speaker 1: is like y'all really do have like these completely separate
Speaker 1: Like I grew up in Chicago. Well it was the
Speaker 1: thing I heard, but I don't know that I knew
Speaker 1: anybody that had actually tried it. And I feel like
Speaker 1: the South is like, now we'll do the ship it
Speaker 1: don't it don't matter to us. We'll we'll try the
Speaker 1: thing that existed before. And the South was try the
Speaker 1: thing and make the damn thing work, okay, Because if
Speaker 1: you go to somebody old house and you're talking to
Speaker 1: somebody old and they'll tell you ain't put baby pisces
Speaker 1: on your face, Like if you haven't cramps. Oh do this?
Speaker 1: You know, back in the day when women would have
Speaker 1: a baby, they said, don't go out South for fourteen
Speaker 1: days after you have a baby, Like, are you crazy,
Speaker 1: I'm about to go to the club. I just dropped
Speaker 1: the baby. I'm ready to go quality. But that's the
Speaker 1: old stuff that you hear down South. And if you're
Speaker 1: dealing with somebody, an older person over fifty, I guarantee
Speaker 1: you they would sell you. Oh then I got some
Speaker 1: for you. Just put the piss on it. Yeah, oh man, okay,
Speaker 1: So these are people trying it. They're they're doing the thing.
Speaker 1: Do you feel like once noxema got introduced, you're saying like, oh,
Speaker 1: we got the noxinema, we got the oil of ole,
Speaker 1: whatever it is that you were like, all right, I'm
Speaker 1: good on baby pe or were you still like no,
Speaker 1: that's still the best option. But I accept that I
Speaker 1: have to go with store bought items because I've run
Speaker 1: out of babies to use. Well, probably because you ran
Speaker 1: out of babies to use. We started to grow up
Speaker 1: and nobody wanted eight year old piss and they faced anymore.
Speaker 1: So I remember going from baby right, that baby is
Speaker 1: trying to cigarette at this point that baby can wipe it,
Speaker 1: that baby can wipe his own eggs. We don't want
Speaker 1: so Naxie was the next big thing I remember. Yeah,
Speaker 1: is there any part of you now that worries that? Besides?
Speaker 1: I know that we're saying baby p is pure right,
Speaker 1: that it's the less toxic version of the thing, But
Speaker 1: we also now live in a in a world that's
Speaker 1: like a post pandemic weird fucking placed where we thought
Speaker 1: a bunch of things that were perfectly normal are not normal.
Speaker 1: Is there any part of you that goes like, maybe
Speaker 1: baby pe isn't healthy for us to just be pressing
Speaker 1: near our eyeballs and lips and ship What is peace
Speaker 1: gonna do to you? Sare some people use piss or
Speaker 1: sexual egg? Okay, yeah, I don't know that that's healthy
Speaker 1: for me. Piss can't put your ass out, he can't
Speaker 1: drawl you. You're somebody you act like it's more have
Speaker 1: to put pissy. I do not z more, geez not
Speaker 1: zema burn Your people's not piss to just roll right
Speaker 1: on with the other nickels in. Okay, alright, so Pete,
Speaker 1: you're like, no, I'm accepting pee as an effective solution
Speaker 1: into this I don't mind the back in the day.
Speaker 1: Back in the day, I think maybe piece work, I
Speaker 1: really do, I wouldn't do it today. Well that's what
Speaker 1: I was gonna ask, Because you have kids. Do you
Speaker 1: think your kids are going to hand down this tradition? Hey, no,
Speaker 1: my booger kids, that nobody used no piece around the
Speaker 1: house for nothing, and this you got you got the internet.
Speaker 1: We didn't have an internet, so we didn't know if
Speaker 1: it was good or bad. You just picked up having
Speaker 1: from from people before you. So no, I don't think
Speaker 1: my kids will let me put other than my younger son,
Speaker 1: I try it one time. Oh, I don't think nobody
Speaker 1: with my kids would go for that. They're not They're
Speaker 1: not going forward for themselves. They're not gonna do it
Speaker 1: for their kids. This is sort of like a dead
Speaker 1: tradition at this point in your mind pretty much. You know,
Speaker 1: kids don't follow the old remedy that their parents and
Speaker 1: grandparents followed. No, do you think and this is this
Speaker 1: is more of a I guess, a more like theoretical question.
Speaker 1: Do you think that that's a bad thing, that we're
Speaker 1: moving away from those traditions? Do you think we need
Speaker 1: to find ourselves back in the space where we are
Speaker 1: like being loyal to like they are rubbed some piss
Speaker 1: in your face as as a as a peer. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is proud African history. You're talking about rub that piss,
Speaker 1: and I think some people steak to the ones that
Speaker 1: they like. You know, I don't know if this is
Speaker 1: one of them. When I saw it on your list,
Speaker 1: that's why we took them me to death. I hadn't
Speaker 1: heard that in years, But I think people take some
Speaker 1: of those remedy and they still stick to it, like
Speaker 1: I did on my podcast one day. I mention Mercura
Speaker 1: Calm that on ship that they used to put on
Speaker 1: you that that I don't know if it worked, but
Speaker 1: that ship buried like South sold You wait, wait what
Speaker 1: you said, Mercure Calm, uh huh? And what was it
Speaker 1: meant to help me with? It was like you put
Speaker 1: it on swords and ship like if you had chicken
Speaker 1: pops and it turn your skin orange and ship. I
Speaker 1: don't think the ship worked, but black people live by
Speaker 1: that ship. And when I brought it up on my podcast,
Speaker 1: it's like, what the funk are you talking about? And
Speaker 1: everybody went to Google. You're talking about this, miss pet
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm talking about that so and I
Speaker 1: can't myself so many times, like you need some cure, comma,
Speaker 1: you come let me put it. I'll probably would say,
Speaker 1: now that you brought it back to my brain, we'll
Speaker 1: put a little piss in your face. You getting agony
Speaker 1: because I do have a thirteen year old at the house.
Speaker 1: They got a little am I don't have a baby.
Speaker 1: He'll put my child abuse. Well, I'll tell you this,
Speaker 1: I got a baby on the way, So if you
Speaker 1: want it, I'll store up some pistils for your child
Speaker 1: and we'll we'll trade off. I'll find some resources I
Speaker 1: can get from you in exchange. Yeah, I might give
Speaker 1: it a truck my thirteen year I have a thirteen
Speaker 1: year old, and I come on, let me pull a
Speaker 1: pistol and acting boy. What you're saying sort of reminds
Speaker 1: me of the fact. And I just learned this recently. Right,
Speaker 1: is like I think about like chicken pox, right, and
Speaker 1: how like everybody used to say, like, oh, if you
Speaker 1: if your kid has chicken pox, you put your kid
Speaker 1: next to other people's kids so that they could get
Speaker 1: the chicken pox and then they could all like just
Speaker 1: get it at the same time be be done with
Speaker 1: it and not have to get it ever again. Right,
Speaker 1: And now apparently for kids that are under like or
Speaker 1: or people that are under like twenty seven, they're all
Speaker 1: vaccinated from the chicken pox, which I which I didn't
Speaker 1: even realize. Like you said on the twenty seven, I'm
Speaker 1: forty nine and I'm vaccinated against chicken pops. You didn't
Speaker 1: get the chicken pox, well, everybody got it, but you
Speaker 1: still got the shot. I got got the shot. I
Speaker 1: think I just got stood next to my sisters and then, uh,
Speaker 1: you know if for a week. No, yeah, well if
Speaker 1: you got if you got shots to going to school,
Speaker 1: chicken pops is one of the shots you got. That's
Speaker 1: probably why I didn't do it. That's probably why I
Speaker 1: didn't break out his bay. Oh some chicken pox in
Speaker 1: theory could do some real fucked up ship, But but
Speaker 1: the vaccination makes it so that it isn't all that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think so. But yeah, I had chicken pops and
Speaker 1: vertigos all of that ship. Yeah, I mean I knew
Speaker 1: about like measles and mumps and all the those vaccinations.
Speaker 1: I didn't know chicken pox was one of them. But
Speaker 1: I'm glad I'm glad, I'm learning, if I'm not, if
Speaker 1: I'm not mistaken. Chicken pox is one of the vake
Speaker 1: things that we get, so okay, that's what you don't
Speaker 1: see them anymore, right, certainly not at the frequency that
Speaker 1: it was happening, I guess in school. One of the
Speaker 1: things that I think I think about, though, is all
Speaker 1: the home remedies that came with chicken pox when you
Speaker 1: got them right, like it was like taking baths and
Speaker 1: oatmeal and ship that was meant to be like a
Speaker 1: relief for the chicken pox, and I don't know that
Speaker 1: it did. The other was taking the oxygen soap. You
Speaker 1: remember that thickens brown soap? Huh even to think brown?
Speaker 1: So my mama used to use it for her laundry,
Speaker 1: and she also it was scrolled our legs with it
Speaker 1: to put the medication for the chicken pops on it.
Speaker 1: I hated that so that oxygen so it did. I
Speaker 1: water could melt this. So she used to the wash clothes,
Speaker 1: can wash clothes on our hands, and she also we
Speaker 1: also bathed it and stick its hell. It's probably like
Speaker 1: a brick. It last for like a month, and that's
Speaker 1: why you had acne. You were getting washed with the
Speaker 1: same stuff you were washing clothes with. That's where the
Speaker 1: acne came from. Probably so say, probably so, baby, I
Speaker 1: don't know, but I remember that ship. We had chicken pops.
Speaker 1: I hate it or ain't because she was scrorell buzz damn,
Speaker 1: you know, the bust of pops and then she would
Speaker 1: put the medication on the pop. And you've been a
Speaker 1: holly like. You've been the holl like you getting your
Speaker 1: ass beat And this is meant to be a cure,
Speaker 1: This is meant to help you through the pain that
Speaker 1: you're suffering. Well, helped to get the chicken pops healed
Speaker 1: and what I don't know if the hell she was
Speaker 1: doing with us, but I got a lot of spots
Speaker 1: from where we had chicken I'm saying, goes and she
Speaker 1: scrubbing those with moss soap. Ah, that's wild. All right.
Speaker 1: Let me ask you this last question before we go
Speaker 1: to break and I think this is this is one
Speaker 1: that I think is gonna help us to decide whether
Speaker 1: or not this this baby p is in fact a
Speaker 1: good decision or not. Do you feel like there are
Speaker 1: other traditions that you've carried over that your kids or
Speaker 1: kids you know, other generations would go, that's crazy. Hell no,
Speaker 1: I would never do that much in the same vein
Speaker 1: of rubbing a baby's diaper on your face. My mama
Speaker 1: when I was a little, my mama had this thing
Speaker 1: where she had a garden in Alloanta and she would
Speaker 1: saying to make it right, she would say, put a
Speaker 1: nail in a tree. You know, you go outside of
Speaker 1: unail and nail in the tree, and that's gonna make
Speaker 1: it right. Wait, I have so many questions why now
Speaker 1: I say that ship did not work? And I told
Speaker 1: my kids that you get that from my mama had
Speaker 1: a garden and I'll bet yard in Atlanta, and whenever
Speaker 1: she wanted to right, shed have us go out there
Speaker 1: oak tree and just nailed nails in the tree. And
Speaker 1: we put so many fucking nails. And I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: don't work. So you just caught. Any day you need rain,
Speaker 1: you just go out, you nail and nail and you
Speaker 1: just hope that that that I guess, affect the weather, weather,
Speaker 1: that that made it more moist in the air. I
Speaker 1: guess I don't know, but that's what she believed. And
Speaker 1: she would have all as nail, so many nails in
Speaker 1: this tree, and I'll back yard. Well these kids Jesus
Speaker 1: all right? Well that I'll say this, baby Pea sounds
Speaker 1: real reasonable weight against nailing trees for rain. So I
Speaker 1: guess we're starting on a good foot, Baby p Is
Speaker 1: is the most reasonable of the options that you've considered
Speaker 1: up to this point. Yep, I love it. All right,
Speaker 1: We're gonna take a break. We'll be back with more,
Speaker 1: Miss Pat, and more, my Bama told me. And we
Speaker 1: are back. Do you have your passport? Did you get
Speaker 1: your shocks? Girl? What you like to come back with?
Speaker 1: Rob to a bait? Come? I'm yep. We're still here
Speaker 1: with miss Pat. We're back. We're talking baby Pere. We're
Speaker 1: talking uh nails and in trees for rain. We're talking
Speaker 1: all the sort of conspiracy theories that are handed down
Speaker 1: as tradition. It might be complete nonsense, but Miss Pat
Speaker 1: did it anyway, and I love it. I love that
Speaker 1: you tried all of this stuff. We don't get that
Speaker 1: very often a lot of these conspiracy theories are just
Speaker 1: people making fun of stuff. But you're like, no, fuck that,
Speaker 1: I'm trying this ship. It's beautiful. Who was forced to try?
Speaker 1: And what you're gonna do? With a black mama, come
Speaker 1: and let her up that pissy your face. No, it's
Speaker 1: your black ass. Ovill Oh, that's the factor that you
Speaker 1: you never you didn't explain that part, and I love that.
Speaker 1: That's an added edition that she was like, no, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna rub this piss in your face and you're like, no,
Speaker 1: I don't want the piss. And I thought y'a were
Speaker 1: lining up voluntarily, like you know, we know, she's like,
Speaker 1: come in and put this pusy Oh, mama, piss again.
Speaker 1: But you know, black mama, No, you get the hell
Speaker 1: beat out you in two three piece and pampers in
Speaker 1: your face right now, you're getting extra pampers. It's punishment.
Speaker 1: I love that. Alright, let's let's dive into this research
Speaker 1: because some of this research I think is going to
Speaker 1: uh be very exciting to you, and other parts of
Speaker 1: this research are gonna disappoint you hugely. So let's find
Speaker 1: out which parts are which I think first and foremost
Speaker 1: when when I looked up does baby pee here? Acne?
Speaker 1: And keep in mind, I am not a motherfucking scientists.
Speaker 1: I don't know ship. I just google stuff and try
Speaker 1: to talk funny. That said dermatologists across the board seemed
Speaker 1: pretty certain that pe, even that of a baby, does
Speaker 1: not here acne. It is not, in fact a solution
Speaker 1: to your acne. That's what dermatologists are saying. They lying
Speaker 1: because they can't make no money from it. Remember we
Speaker 1: was bad to for you. Now everybody saying weed, I
Speaker 1: like what you're doing. I like what you're talking about.
Speaker 1: It feels like you're about to talk some talk. Yeah,
Speaker 1: when white man can make some money by soon did
Speaker 1: they realize Pitts got the ingredients for agne from listening
Speaker 1: to your podcast. They're gonna be running around here with
Speaker 1: with those little emple doing things up. Baby asked to
Speaker 1: get per this side of them. They ain't make no
Speaker 1: money from you. First we remember we was a problem,
Speaker 1: was a bad drug. Now everybody that don't look like
Speaker 1: us got a dispensal. Come on, Oh you're talking some
Speaker 1: shut that's how they get you. I like what you're
Speaker 1: saying because okay, you're you're nailing something that. I think
Speaker 1: it's very important here that at the end of the day,
Speaker 1: these medical professionals still are often connected to businesses, and
Speaker 1: they're either their personal businesses or larger entities incorporations and
Speaker 1: all this ship. So what you're telling me is there's
Speaker 1: a high possibility that these people are denying the healing
Speaker 1: properties of baby p for the sake of of forcing
Speaker 1: us to take some bullshit that they cooked up at
Speaker 1: a higher price. Well, baby chiss is free. They didn't
Speaker 1: create that. When they can create some ship that they
Speaker 1: can push on you, they can make money. Anything that
Speaker 1: does with healing, anything that is all about money. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean they ain't even did the research. Old baby
Speaker 1: piss the same baby pistel work. You gotta add. That's
Speaker 1: an old black bitch of the well told Neils. It
Speaker 1: ain't being in thirty year do baby piss work? Right? Okay?
Speaker 1: I like this. Here's here's the part of the research
Speaker 1: that I think this ties perfectly into is that there
Speaker 1: is now a trend sweeping the nation basically referred to
Speaker 1: as urine therapy or eurroe therapy, where people will pay
Speaker 1: top dollar to have piss rubbed on their faces. But
Speaker 1: even more interesting in relation to your conspiracy theory, this
Speaker 1: is not baby p that they're referring to. They are
Speaker 1: talking about their own urine and or like the urine
Speaker 1: of like other adults or animals that they're like rubbing
Speaker 1: on their faces as a treatment for like any facial
Speaker 1: issues they have. They say it tightens the skin and
Speaker 1: tones and lifts and does all kinds of medicinal things.
Speaker 1: And they're paying money for this. So to your point,
Speaker 1: there's a connection here between the money and the medicine.
Speaker 1: If you will give it a few years, peace will
Speaker 1: be in both talkx mm hmm, you just said, imagine
Speaker 1: we're tightening your skin. Who the funk won't they skin
Speaker 1: and tighten gonna end up in both talks? What's what
Speaker 1: I tell you? They say tightened skin like toner he
Speaker 1: can treat psoriasis, eggs, and acne. And they say it
Speaker 1: clears up your complexion which feels like a very white
Speaker 1: want you know what I mean of? Like I want
Speaker 1: my skin to be as like sort of like pale
Speaker 1: and and even as possible that So it's yeah, they're
Speaker 1: they're going to baby pe for it or adult be
Speaker 1: excuse me for it now. Yeah, And they might moisturizing
Speaker 1: it might come up with a moisturizing they get the
Speaker 1: person who pieces to eat enough grease might turn into
Speaker 1: more sur I'm telling you it's only because then you
Speaker 1: watch what I tell you they say, you don't know,
Speaker 1: He's just gonna be a cream called piss on me.
Speaker 1: Just eat this this bottom of country crock and let's uh,
Speaker 1: let's see what comes out of you after this. I
Speaker 1: love that. So one of the things that I wanted
Speaker 1: to understand about what people think is happening with P
Speaker 1: and baby P and adult P all of it is like,
Speaker 1: what are the properties in it that makes it so healing?
Speaker 1: And one of the things that that doctors do acknowledge,
Speaker 1: even the ones that are saying that it isn't a cure,
Speaker 1: they say, the key medicinal reason people are so focused
Speaker 1: on drinking drinking And that's another element that they're also
Speaker 1: talking about, is drinking P as a medicinal healing thing
Speaker 1: for your insides. But one of the things that they
Speaker 1: talk about is that P contains something called urea uric
Speaker 1: acid that's inside the P and urrea is said to
Speaker 1: possess antibacterial, antifungal, and anti viral characteristics, and some researchers
Speaker 1: are even exploring the potential of that urinary of other
Speaker 1: urinary substances as a treatment for infertility and specific forms
Speaker 1: of cancer. They're saying that like it basically is like
Speaker 1: this super anti viral, anti bacterial thing, and it can
Speaker 1: help potentially help you have babies and keep you from
Speaker 1: getting specific kinds of cancer. And you still don't want
Speaker 1: you still don't want me to in your face, Well
Speaker 1: not yet. I'm not there yet. That's that's not where
Speaker 1: I'm at. We just met. But maybe we'll we'll, we'll
Speaker 1: get there together. So one of the things that I
Speaker 1: thought was really helpful in sort of some of these
Speaker 1: revelations was that although these practices of urinary treatment and
Speaker 1: and euro treatment and all this are sort of like
Speaker 1: new and new ag and and frankly white, it's actually
Speaker 1: rooted in a lot of ancient traditions. There's this ancient
Speaker 1: Indian healing practice called I Your Vita I I'm not
Speaker 1: pronouncing that ship right, but it advocates for urine therapy
Speaker 1: as a treatment for asthma, arthritists, allergies, acne, cancer, indigestion, migraines, wrinkles,
Speaker 1: and a host of other conditions. So in theory, this
Speaker 1: is something that we we didn't just come up with recently,
Speaker 1: but that existed for years and years and years well
Speaker 1: before you know, new medicine did come around. I told you,
Speaker 1: I told you did, I say, but think about this.
Speaker 1: When I was a kid, I don't remember what is
Speaker 1: that skin disease you just named. That ship wasn't around
Speaker 1: when I was little. H I don't remember anybody ever
Speaker 1: having eggs. More when I was little, you had a
Speaker 1: few bumps here and that year a little piste. Only
Speaker 1: you're going by you business. But look all of this
Speaker 1: other ship that they're putting in chemicals and so the
Speaker 1: cure too. It could literally be you're stick into your
Speaker 1: hand between the baby ass and then the piss and
Speaker 1: I you know, you know, getting the piece and then
Speaker 1: the baby get You know, I'm telling you nothing that
Speaker 1: It's a fascinating argument. I think that we we hear
Speaker 1: in other ways, right that Like they talk about like
Speaker 1: all the ship that gets put in our foods now,
Speaker 1: like anybody who eats raw or eats vegan or all
Speaker 1: the things that people decide to do with their their
Speaker 1: healthy eating choices is mostly saying, yo, I don't trust
Speaker 1: all the pesticides and and weird like you know, growth
Speaker 1: hormones they put in our foods, So are making a
Speaker 1: choice to avoid that stuff. To your point, that same
Speaker 1: principle might exist in the things that we're applying to
Speaker 1: our skin, and we're just opting to move in a
Speaker 1: direction where now acne and examine all these psoriasis, all
Speaker 1: these other things are more prevalent because we've allowed these
Speaker 1: other things to exist in our our our bodies and
Speaker 1: our products. You know what they say, we are what
Speaker 1: we eat. Mm hmm. So believe me. I have walf
Speaker 1: of fries on my arms every day because I love
Speaker 1: some fucking deep blade. Yeah, but I do believe. You
Speaker 1: believe is healing, and so you you can make a
Speaker 1: choice to either be a a piss healer or a
Speaker 1: like like you said, anoxema healer, and being anoxema healer
Speaker 1: might introduce a world of other issues that while it
Speaker 1: might carry your acne, doesn't solve these other things that's introducing.
Speaker 1: Not was horrible okay for you? You know, man, I
Speaker 1: would I would use like I said earlier, I would
Speaker 1: use piss way before I use not zoom when I
Speaker 1: go in the store sometimes and I still see it
Speaker 1: on the ship. I'm shocked. Yeah, but that's the crazy part, right.
Speaker 1: Like I was talking to my wife and she was
Speaker 1: telling me that like pretty much every tampon and and
Speaker 1: sort of like a female product is soaked in bleach
Speaker 1: that they like dip. They like put them in bleach
Speaker 1: because they want them to be white, so that it
Speaker 1: presents as like a clean thing for y'all to put
Speaker 1: inside of yourselves. But you're not supposed to put bleach
Speaker 1: in your pussy, Like that's not no, you don't, that's
Speaker 1: not that we're bathing. You can bathe in bleach. Now.
Speaker 1: I remember a lot of my mom and I used
Speaker 1: to Bathe doesn't bleaching, ship, but just like a full
Speaker 1: bathtub of bleach. No, when you say from Chicago, so
Speaker 1: back in the day, you would always put like two
Speaker 1: caps of bleach. You just post some bleach over in
Speaker 1: your bath water. They didn't want I don't sucking though black.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I was just talking to somebody. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we bad. He didn't bleach. I mean, I don't know why,
Speaker 1: but we always babe in bleach and just coming up.
Speaker 1: Oh man, I've never heard of that before in my life. Really,
Speaker 1: you gotta go to everybody. I probably it was bleached
Speaker 1: backing the day. Everybody know that if you from down South,
Speaker 1: you do take you got your dirty as in that
Speaker 1: tub with two caps of bleach. Oh man, I just
Speaker 1: used Johnson and Johnson no tears, and that did the
Speaker 1: trick for me. But he sir, your your parents had money. Okay,
Speaker 1: the only Johnson and Johnson we know was treats. Who's
Speaker 1: coming to the hood to buy pussy? Can't argue with that,
Speaker 1: but your wife is right they do so they still
Speaker 1: that's why we got vegan tampons. Now, you know tampons
Speaker 1: with I don't use tampons, but a lot of that
Speaker 1: stuff is causing problem for females because I don't think
Speaker 1: he's supposed to stick none up in there anyway. Personally,
Speaker 1: I don't like them anyway, but they do cause a
Speaker 1: lot of female problems. They're beginning to believe, right, And
Speaker 1: I think it's it's exactly that, right that like we
Speaker 1: are introducing things that are meant to be solved, but
Speaker 1: in solving the problem, we're adding more problems. It's the
Speaker 1: same way that you were saying that, Like, you know,
Speaker 1: we hear about this in the news that like all
Speaker 1: these people are able to live longer. Right, every single
Speaker 1: year we lived to like we used to live till
Speaker 1: we were thirty, Now we lived till we're ninety. A
Speaker 1: hundred years old. But in doing that, we also have
Speaker 1: like a hundred different types of cancer that probably didn't
Speaker 1: exist when we were thirty. You just died because like
Speaker 1: a wolf bit your leg and you bled out until
Speaker 1: you know you couldn't anymore. I don't know if I
Speaker 1: know wolf, but I come from a family alcohol and
Speaker 1: you they walk out in the street and you hit.
Speaker 1: That calls the same principle. No, it's not a wolf hurt.
Speaker 1: You can hit by a car and don't see it coming,
Speaker 1: you don't know what you you don't even know you've
Speaker 1: been hit and have it fair enough. Wolf can't take
Speaker 1: you out in one bite. So yeah, that I can't
Speaker 1: argue with that. Yeah, but a car can take your
Speaker 1: aways one of the white So one of the things
Speaker 1: that I found in the research, and this is going
Speaker 1: to go against some of what you're advocating for, but
Speaker 1: I wanted to know why that if you're in uria
Speaker 1: uric acid have all of these quote unquote healing properties,
Speaker 1: Why are doctors saying that rubbing P on a person's
Speaker 1: face doesn't work. And one of the things that they
Speaker 1: say is that there aren't enough amounts of these substances
Speaker 1: in P to actually offer the medicinal treatment that they
Speaker 1: claimed to be offering. So that basically in p P
Speaker 1: is mostly water. It's like ninety percent water and the
Speaker 1: uria only makes up like five per cent of the
Speaker 1: actual p And so what you're rubbing on your face,
Speaker 1: while it does have these potentially healing properties, it also
Speaker 1: is so small that it isn't actually going to have
Speaker 1: the major effects. Well, let me say this to you.
Speaker 1: If you're taking six diapers to the face of day,
Speaker 1: you're probably right. So this is an issue of commitment.
Speaker 1: You gotta be committed to to rubbing your face with
Speaker 1: these diapers and not. You can't be a coward about
Speaker 1: this ship. Well, they sell you hundred dollar cream that
Speaker 1: takes you eight months to work. It's just like piss
Speaker 1: with a whole bunch of water. I mean, you bout
Speaker 1: a hundred dollar face cream. That stuff is watered down too.
Speaker 1: They're not gonna they like they're giving you all the
Speaker 1: good stuff. If they created one episode, you wouldn't have
Speaker 1: to come back fair, right, So the creams themselves are
Speaker 1: also something you're returning to. It's just a question of
Speaker 1: how you want to return. You want to return for free,
Speaker 1: you want to return for five hundred dollars. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: think so, I really do think. So. Okay, here's the
Speaker 1: additional thing that they say about the issue with rubbing
Speaker 1: P on your face. Is that P to your point
Speaker 1: both adult and baby. Although baby they do say, is
Speaker 1: more pure, is a uncontaminated substance, right that in general,
Speaker 1: P is it isn't filled with a bunch of like bullshit.
Speaker 1: Right that said, they say that your body itself is
Speaker 1: super contaminated. So when the P is leaving the person,
Speaker 1: it is immediately being filled with bacteria that is not
Speaker 1: meant for your face or other parts of your body.
Speaker 1: So the substance it self fine, but the person shooting
Speaker 1: that ship out poison, and that poison is then interacting
Speaker 1: with the PE, making it more contaminated and then gives
Speaker 1: people like E Coli and ship. Um, I don't know
Speaker 1: know about this ship because I'm telling about baby Peace.
Speaker 1: I'm not telling then a thirty year wound piece. So
Speaker 1: so I'm telling my baby, ain't all of that stuff
Speaker 1: ain't passing through No, baby, you know, it ain't like
Speaker 1: my mama piste on a pamper or a diaper and
Speaker 1: wipe it in my face. It was always from a baby.
Speaker 1: So that could be true, because you know, they tell
Speaker 1: us to wipe from front to back to make sure
Speaker 1: everything when you go to the doctor for a checkub,
Speaker 1: to make sure you got all the bad stuff on
Speaker 1: feel vagina. But you're talking about the unused penis of vagina.
Speaker 1: That thing is poor as it can get, so you know,
Speaker 1: and you know eco line, it ain't passing through all
Speaker 1: of that other bull crap. I'm still focused on baby piece.
Speaker 1: But they're they're doing really I don't know who I
Speaker 1: hear letting grown people piss in their face. I don't
Speaker 1: know nothing about that. Maybe this is who get ship
Speaker 1: in there. I think that's sexual, but I'm talking about
Speaker 1: I'm sure that's quite a few people are doing it
Speaker 1: sexually too, but some are claiming it's not sexual, that
Speaker 1: it truly is just the medicine. Now here's the the
Speaker 1: other part that I think is really important for us
Speaker 1: to unpack here, which is all the research that I
Speaker 1: sort of found talks about the fact, and you've actually
Speaker 1: brought this up a number of times, is that this
Speaker 1: is the the baby p of it all is often
Speaker 1: a choice of necessity that this if you have lack
Speaker 1: of resources, if you have things that are not readily
Speaker 1: available to you, then you choose to find solutions to
Speaker 1: these problems that are more immediate. And so they talk about,
Speaker 1: like in the research, the fact that that P is
Speaker 1: uncontaminated and people drink their p as a way of
Speaker 1: hydrating in foreign countries and places where there are less resources,
Speaker 1: and then a bunch of white people here about that,
Speaker 1: and they figure out a way to make money off
Speaker 1: of that by selling back to Americans all the bullshit
Speaker 1: that other people are doing strictly for survival. For Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's not that you wanted to drink your P. Nobody's like, man,
Speaker 1: you know what I gotta taste for. It's a tall
Speaker 1: glass of P. It's that oh tas of Oh sure
Speaker 1: you don't want that hot? You gotta chill that boy,
Speaker 1: Give me some piss on ice. Yes, I like my
Speaker 1: shirt on the rocks. Know, as soon as they find
Speaker 1: out that they can cure anything with piss, I'm telling
Speaker 1: it's gonna be on the market. And I go back
Speaker 1: to when they thought weed was an issue, and they've
Speaker 1: been smoking weed in Africa for how many years? How
Speaker 1: many years they've been doing this stuff, saying it's healthy
Speaker 1: for your body, think about this. I've never seen nobody
Speaker 1: really commit a crime on weed. Weed. This the most
Speaker 1: cheerless thing out there. But all of a sudden, now, oh,
Speaker 1: we need to put weed it pants for everything in
Speaker 1: this country. Baby pisses on his way up. And even
Speaker 1: even to the analogy you're making, like we you look
Speaker 1: at the Olympics, right Shakari Richardson, she's canceled from the Olympics.
Speaker 1: She can't go and run the race because she smokes weed.
Speaker 1: But they're then selling weed in Japan and like advertising
Speaker 1: weed as a part of the Olympic Games. And so
Speaker 1: it's like this weird dance of like, oh, she smoked,
Speaker 1: but she ain't smoked. The ship we can make money
Speaker 1: off of. So nah, you gotta go, and it's everything's
Speaker 1: a money grab. Yeah, and you and you wait till
Speaker 1: they figure out black women got the best pet. They're
Speaker 1: gonna have us right here squatting like it. You give
Speaker 1: your credit. I'm gonna tell you right now, they're gonna, oh,
Speaker 1: car piss make you run faster? And then and what's
Speaker 1: would I tell you laughing, But I'm gonna tell you
Speaker 1: that Miss pat said this ship. I'm telling you there's
Speaker 1: something to baby piss, and I believe it. I really
Speaker 1: do think your hips out with agne if you get
Speaker 1: enough of it. Well, it sounds like nothing I've said
Speaker 1: has even even swayed you in the slightest. And I
Speaker 1: love it. I love you. You You dug your feet
Speaker 1: in and it's beautiful and and frankly, I think I
Speaker 1: might consider rubbing this be on my face now that uh,
Speaker 1: now that we've had this conversation, this is very exciting.
Speaker 1: Don't knock until you try it, don't knock until you
Speaker 1: try it, and god damn it, I might just have
Speaker 1: to try it. We're gonna take one more break. We'll
Speaker 1: be back with more, miss pat and more. My mama
Speaker 1: told me we are that. Yeah, we're back here with
Speaker 1: Moor Miss Matt more. My mama told me she was
Speaker 1: not expecting DMX to speak that way on the Reading
Speaker 1: Rainbow song. But we're still having fun talking about this
Speaker 1: baby p and I think I'm really considering rubbing some
Speaker 1: p on my face anytime I have a breakout. This
Speaker 1: is the baby p I listen, I'm not starting with
Speaker 1: adult b I've made it thirty four years without putting
Speaker 1: adult be on my face. I don't play on going
Speaker 1: back on that. Now you believe me, you have put
Speaker 1: adult piss in your face. You just didn't know it.
Speaker 1: Hold on, tell me more, because I I've worked real
Speaker 1: hard to avoid that ship. Have you ever performed or
Speaker 1: six on a woman where you've been piste on? Just
Speaker 1: word and let's move on. Don't ruin it for me.
Speaker 1: Don't let me enjoy a nice time down there, don't
Speaker 1: make it. Don't taint it with your with your cruel intentions.
Speaker 1: You can't stop to piss when they're sleeping out, sir,
Speaker 1: We ain't gonna care you, young man. You still went
Speaker 1: behind the eild. You think you created all that went
Speaker 1: and you're a damn food. Well, I'm gonna have a
Speaker 1: stern talk with my wife when this is over. This
Speaker 1: is we're gonna change some things around here. What you
Speaker 1: gonna do to lore gonna people you start? It's the
Speaker 1: black does his own thing. It's never empty. There's gonna
Speaker 1: be dry oral sex from now on, just to make
Speaker 1: sure ain't no pissing there, good dry oral sex. Nobody's
Speaker 1: having fun anymore. You know what dry or six is
Speaker 1: like in Cyrial and no milk. We'll move on. Let's
Speaker 1: play you a game. Hey, we're gonna play a game.
Speaker 1: This is a classic game on this show. It's a
Speaker 1: game called white Line. Ugly, you're disgusting, I'm gonna kill you.
Speaker 1: Give me two. It's white Lines. This is a fun
Speaker 1: game where I am going to introduce to you a
Speaker 1: classic conspiracy theory, a conspiracy theory that white people have
Speaker 1: been holding on too strong. And what I would love
Speaker 1: for you to do. Just tell me where you think
Speaker 1: this conspiracy theory comes from. How much you believe it
Speaker 1: all right? And more importantly, why you think white people
Speaker 1: are so committed to it. Why is this a conspiracy
Speaker 1: theory that white will hold onto so dearly? Now, this
Speaker 1: is a dark one. I'm gonna give you a slightly
Speaker 1: dark conspiracy theory. But you're funny enough, I know you
Speaker 1: can handle it. There are lots of white people now
Speaker 1: who believe that any mass shootings, any sort of like
Speaker 1: incidents of mass murder are actually staged by the government,
Speaker 1: that the government is staging mass shootings for their own benefit.
Speaker 1: I am asking you, miss pat, why you think that
Speaker 1: white people believe this so much? Because they don't want
Speaker 1: to know that their kids are that's fucking crazy, coming
Speaker 1: out of the basement, that would go shoot up a
Speaker 1: whole goddamn cool. They don't want to know that that
Speaker 1: they're reading that they're raising mass shoots, so they're in denied.
Speaker 1: Oh no, not my white baby. My wife said, we
Speaker 1: would never do this. This ship is a movie. This
Speaker 1: just made the funk up. You know, I didn't well,
Speaker 1: you don't want to say she did that. Ain't real it.
Speaker 1: Real white people, y'all do mass shooting. I tell them
Speaker 1: out of time, we do, we do dry by, we
Speaker 1: shoot the motherfucker that we came to shoot. We don't
Speaker 1: shoot everybody. But they they just walk out and said,
Speaker 1: what I feel like killing? What do I go today?
Speaker 1: Checking cheese? And when the interviewed the pair, they'd be like,
Speaker 1: that's why they al would say he was a good kid,
Speaker 1: know the fucking one. He was there in the eating
Speaker 1: buggles and trailing his health for the last where years.
Speaker 1: You knew something over that niggle, but you didn't do
Speaker 1: nothing to have this crazy motherfucker, you know, the motherfucker crazy.
Speaker 1: That's why you kept him in the basement because you
Speaker 1: were scared of him there. It is yep. I couldn't
Speaker 1: agree more. I think I think there's nothing worse than
Speaker 1: having to look your own child in the face and
Speaker 1: realize that they're fucked up. And so it's easy to
Speaker 1: connect a bunch of red string in the background and
Speaker 1: pretend like this is some government conspiracy theory instead of
Speaker 1: being like, goddamn, I should have spent more time talking
Speaker 1: to this motherfucker and really figuring out how to make
Speaker 1: them not like this. See if black mama will go
Speaker 1: in the basement, nigga, what you got here in this
Speaker 1: motherfucking basement trailing your half fun? He would have never
Speaker 1: had that was trying to play. She'd whooped his ass.
Speaker 1: Take the trash out. Why do you always to make
Speaker 1: me go outside and play, motherfucker? I like that You
Speaker 1: think that twirling the hair is where they where they
Speaker 1: really find their evils when they're twirling. Ye a black
Speaker 1: mam won't get each other. That was trying to think,
Speaker 1: get your ass outside, red raise hot, go kick this
Speaker 1: and everything. They would thinking of the black mama uninterrupted
Speaker 1: in their mind. I love that. So, So what you're
Speaker 1: saying is that black parents ability to interrupt your quiet
Speaker 1: time is essential for making sure that you don't become
Speaker 1: a mass shooter. That you don't turn into one of
Speaker 1: these awful fucking people that kills everybody for the reason
Speaker 1: well black people kill people too, But but you ain't.
Speaker 1: You're playing ain't gonna be developed at the house. That's
Speaker 1: all I'm saying, Hey, we shoot each other here, motherfucking day. Okay,
Speaker 1: But I'm just saying they're playing the start that house.
Speaker 1: He started at your friends out because that black mama
Speaker 1: don't interrupted. But you know, I think I think the
Speaker 1: reason why they believe that because it's somebody that looks
Speaker 1: like them and they don't want to be looked at
Speaker 1: in that light. So instead there saying, oh, it's some
Speaker 1: ship that the government cooked up. This ship really ain't real.
Speaker 1: White people would never do no ship like that. You
Speaker 1: let him tell his slavery one real, So that's all
Speaker 1: I got you. It's too familiar and too much of
Speaker 1: a mirror back at themselves, so they say, fuck it,
Speaker 1: this has to be something more sinister, and I give
Speaker 1: you a great et Epps like me, I'm fat, right,
Speaker 1: So they think all fat girls cook in the middle
Speaker 1: of the night and that's only time we get funk.
Speaker 1: And I hate that because I'm like, who is not
Speaker 1: fucking fat? Women doing the day. This is a conspiracy theory.
Speaker 1: That's some bullshit, and I don't like to be looked
Speaker 1: at like that because I'm fat. I'm like, I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna cook you no fry chicken at two thirds in
Speaker 1: the morning for you to fuck me. So you know.
Speaker 1: So that's why I'm gonna die you, because I'm trying
Speaker 1: to get out of that that whole ara where people
Speaker 1: don't think I'm all from chicken in the middle of
Speaker 1: the night. You're not gonna be somebody's midnight chef. You're
Speaker 1: trying to You're trying to get some asks during the day.
Speaker 1: I respect that. I don't want to it's mary back
Speaker 1: keeping healthcare. I've been sixth grade. I don't want to ask.
Speaker 1: I didn't want some money. Fair enough, Well, you are
Speaker 1: the air folks, get get miss Packs the money. She
Speaker 1: don't need your ass. She needs the money, she needs
Speaker 1: the healthcare. But more importantly, Ms Pack, can you tell
Speaker 1: all the people where they can find you what cool
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Speaker 1: about a black family that was dumped in the middle
Speaker 1: of a very conservative neighborhood and it tells the life
Speaker 1: of me moving from Atlanta to Indiana, which is very
Speaker 1: fucking funny. He touched on some crazy stories, some crazy issues,
Speaker 1: and we talked about real things and we use a
Speaker 1: real fucking language. Hell yeah, I love that. Well, make
Speaker 1: sure you watch Miss pat show. And as always, you
Speaker 1: can follow me at like st Kerman And if you
Speaker 1: have drops, if you have conspiracy theories, if you have
Speaker 1: ship that you want to send me, you can send
Speaker 1: it to my Mama pod at gmail dot com. Otherwise
Speaker 1: I don't know by racist money term stuff can't bring
Speaker 1: down on the floor table