WEBVTT - Not My Cup of Pee (with Ms. Pat) 0:00:03.120 --> 0:00:05.920 Man, you better take that new baby pamper and squeeze 0:00:05.920 --> 0:00:08.440 the jaw and sleep on and put this on face 0:00:08.520 --> 0:00:11.000 cream that night. You got it right now coming in 0:00:11.039 --> 0:00:15.400 a few months. You ain't gotta faith Why that's fair? 0:00:15.720 --> 0:00:18.000 I do have. That's gonna be if nothing else, I'm 0:00:18.000 --> 0:00:21.120 gonna start like selling it. I gotta make some money 0:00:21.160 --> 0:00:23.200 on this bad boy, even if I'm not using it 0:00:23.320 --> 0:00:26.000 for myself. Well, you gotta try. You gotta try your 0:00:26.000 --> 0:00:28.840 own products and let everybody know it works. That's fair, 0:00:29.160 --> 0:00:31.520 Although that that feels like that breaks one of the 0:00:31.560 --> 0:00:34.240 tempest commandments. You don't get high on your own supply, 0:00:34.400 --> 0:00:36.560 you know what I mean? Like, you gotta gotta You 0:00:36.600 --> 0:00:43.040 ain't getting high. You getting pretty. We need tell my crack, Sir, 0:00:43.400 --> 0:01:08.680 who tell my baby's racist foy money tern stuff? I 0:01:08.880 --> 0:01:15.080 can't tell me. Yep, yep, yep. There it is. There 0:01:15.120 --> 0:01:19.399 it is. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to another phenomenal episode 0:01:19.440 --> 0:01:23.319 of My Mama Told Me, the podcast where we dive deep, 0:01:23.800 --> 0:01:26.880 deep into the pockets of black conspiracy theories and we 0:01:27.040 --> 0:01:31.400 finally worked to prove that Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot is 0:01:31.520 --> 0:01:36.840 just the evil Simone Biles. In the multiverse, same lady, 0:01:37.160 --> 0:01:41.000 different dimensions. They both built like tiny little chocolate biceps. 0:01:41.280 --> 0:01:44.920 It's just one found gymnastics and positivity and the other 0:01:44.959 --> 0:01:48.160 one found supporting the police and eating a white woman's 0:01:48.200 --> 0:01:51.400 But that's it. That's the only difference between the two 0:01:51.480 --> 0:01:55.680 of them. I stand behind this conspiracy theory. I live 0:01:56.320 --> 0:01:59.760 for telling that nonsense to whoever will listen. I'm your 0:01:59.760 --> 0:02:03.000 whole Slankston Kerman is always coming in hot. You know 0:02:03.080 --> 0:02:05.320 how I come in. I always come in this way. 0:02:05.360 --> 0:02:07.960 This is how I behave almost all of the time. 0:02:08.240 --> 0:02:11.920 But you know who doesn't misbehave the way that I do. 0:02:11.960 --> 0:02:14.959 You know who doesn't seem to be coming in with 0:02:15.040 --> 0:02:17.680 all of the ridiculous bullshit that I tend to come 0:02:17.760 --> 0:02:21.720 up with. It's my yesterday. What a fucking treasure, a 0:02:21.880 --> 0:02:24.920 treat of a person that we have joining us today. 0:02:25.200 --> 0:02:27.880 She's so funny. I am such a big fan of 0:02:27.880 --> 0:02:30.720 her comedy. She is hilarious, one of the funniest human 0:02:30.760 --> 0:02:33.600 beings on this here planet Earth. And on the August twelve, 0:02:33.960 --> 0:02:37.200 she has a brand new show called The mispat Show 0:02:37.480 --> 0:02:40.160 coming out on b ET. Plus a whole lot of 0:02:40.200 --> 0:02:43.240 important people like the Motherfucker's so you motherfucker's better like 0:02:43.320 --> 0:02:46.360 it too. She's hilarious. Give it up for my guests, 0:02:46.600 --> 0:02:55.560 misspas Hello, Hello, Hey, how are you uh? Talk in 0:02:55.600 --> 0:03:01.440 the hotel with But I'm okay. If you got to 0:03:01.480 --> 0:03:03.600 be stuck in the hotel, I would hope your wig 0:03:03.680 --> 0:03:05.880 is crooked. You know you don't want it all right 0:03:06.040 --> 0:03:09.240 alone in the hotel. Well, I had it off until 0:03:09.280 --> 0:03:11.800 I figured I had Uh, this wasn't what I thought 0:03:11.800 --> 0:03:13.800 it was. Not to throw the wig over the but 0:03:13.919 --> 0:03:18.320 things that I had one handed, Well, it looks lovely 0:03:18.400 --> 0:03:22.280 from here over them, it's it looks glamorous. I'm really 0:03:22.280 --> 0:03:27.320 excited you're here today. You came with a conspiracy theory 0:03:27.360 --> 0:03:30.480 that I've been hearing for years and years and years, 0:03:30.720 --> 0:03:34.560 and I've been very excited for someone to finally take 0:03:34.639 --> 0:03:37.000 on on this program. Not a lot of people have 0:03:37.120 --> 0:03:39.880 dealt in this space, and it's really exciting for me. 0:03:39.920 --> 0:03:42.800 So I don't want to belabor this anymore. But you said, 0:03:42.880 --> 0:03:54.400 my mama told me baby pe curious acne yep, especially 0:03:54.400 --> 0:03:57.680 like not with not with pampers, but with the cloth diapers. 0:03:57.960 --> 0:03:59.840 I'm I mean, I'm a lot older than you saw 0:03:59.920 --> 0:04:01.840 the baby with pissing the diapering. Your mama will wipe 0:04:01.880 --> 0:04:09.200 your face with it. I suffered from agne too. I 0:04:09.240 --> 0:04:11.520 don't think I got enough baby pisce in my face 0:04:11.640 --> 0:04:14.640 because I had a lot of agne. But if you 0:04:14.760 --> 0:04:17.320 was in the first form mother, I think it really worked. 0:04:17.600 --> 0:04:20.119 My mama wiped. She would literally take the pamp off, 0:04:20.279 --> 0:04:22.200 the diape off and putting it. We saw that all 0:04:22.200 --> 0:04:24.080 the time in the here when he wipes his baby 0:04:24.120 --> 0:04:27.640 face with piss. So you're the kids face, this is 0:04:27.839 --> 0:04:31.960 firsthand experience that your mom literally wiped your face with 0:04:31.960 --> 0:04:35.760 with cloth diaper. Baby Pete wiped everybody face in the 0:04:35.800 --> 0:04:42.920 house with us, and so these are your Was this 0:04:43.000 --> 0:04:46.400 your younger siblings, Peet, No, it was like other people 0:04:46.440 --> 0:04:48.600 like my aunt's baby. Because I'm my mama, I am 0:04:48.640 --> 0:04:50.920 the youngest in my family. So my aunt was there 0:04:51.000 --> 0:04:52.680 her kid and they take off a cloth taper, like 0:04:52.720 --> 0:04:55.240 come there, let me wipe your face. They wipe your 0:04:55.240 --> 0:04:59.359 own face with So just if there was pie in 0:04:59.400 --> 0:05:02.680 the house, you lined up. Everybody got a quick wiping, 0:05:02.800 --> 0:05:07.760 just to help alleviate whatever facial issues y'all were going through. Yeah, 0:05:07.880 --> 0:05:11.039 pretty much. I mean this before not zeema too, because 0:05:11.040 --> 0:05:14.719 you know they came not Zima for black people. Sure, 0:05:15.320 --> 0:05:18.520 just we went from piss to bleach on our faces 0:05:18.640 --> 0:05:22.680 as like the alternative with Nxeema. Yeah, dog Zemo was 0:05:22.720 --> 0:05:25.719 a good ship. Oliver Lay was after that. Yeah, I 0:05:25.800 --> 0:05:28.760 lived that conspiracy theory. Why we took they took across 0:05:28.880 --> 0:05:32.960 stiper and wipe your face with him the time. So, 0:05:32.960 --> 0:05:36.040 so your mother did this to y'all, do you then 0:05:36.360 --> 0:05:40.160 choose to do that to your kids? Did you then like, like, 0:05:40.200 --> 0:05:42.320 I got a hand down this tradition and make sure 0:05:42.400 --> 0:05:45.600 this continues in our family. I'm not gonna lie. I 0:05:45.680 --> 0:05:47.760 did it with my oldie son because he he had 0:05:48.800 --> 0:05:52.800 he had act me really bad. But I don't think 0:05:52.800 --> 0:06:00.480 he appreciated it. I don't think you appreciate I tried 0:06:00.520 --> 0:06:03.080 it once with my son, my oldest son, and I 0:06:03.120 --> 0:06:07.200 just ended up going to all agne cream. Yeah. I 0:06:07.240 --> 0:06:11.000 can't imagine there's a way to express gratitude when your 0:06:11.040 --> 0:06:14.200 mother rubs piss in your face, you know what I mean, Like, 0:06:14.240 --> 0:06:16.479 there's no cool way of being like, thank you so much, 0:06:16.520 --> 0:06:19.920 mom for the way you love me. But baby pisces 0:06:20.040 --> 0:06:28.359 purpose and they had alcohol and they did no drug. 0:06:28.839 --> 0:06:32.920 That's purpose. Now you pissed into something. I wipe my face. 0:06:32.960 --> 0:06:35.480 That's nasty. You don't did some stuff in your life 0:06:35.760 --> 0:06:39.919 for two day old baby piece, and that's purpose, that's fair. 0:06:40.040 --> 0:06:43.520 I yeah, babies don't eat microwave burritos, do you know 0:06:43.520 --> 0:06:46.440 what I mean? Like they're they're just they're they're eating 0:06:46.440 --> 0:06:49.560 the purest things that that the world can offer and 0:06:49.600 --> 0:06:53.400 therefore maybe have less condamninants in their in their urine. 0:06:53.800 --> 0:06:56.560 And it's called titty milk, the best milk on the planet. 0:06:56.560 --> 0:07:04.000 They say, you got your you got your your almond milk, 0:07:04.160 --> 0:07:06.680 your cow's milk, and of course your teddy milk, and 0:07:06.720 --> 0:07:10.120 teddy milk is the top of the tops. It's the 0:07:10.160 --> 0:07:15.160 whole fool milk. Okay. So you're saying you had this happened, 0:07:15.200 --> 0:07:18.480 but you don't feel like it cured the acne for you. 0:07:18.520 --> 0:07:22.720 It did not solve acne for you. Well, uh, I 0:07:22.720 --> 0:07:24.680 mean we did stick around and get piste on all 0:07:24.720 --> 0:07:27.520 the time in the face, but you know, you know 0:07:27.600 --> 0:07:30.280 it did take a little dirt off, but it wasn't 0:07:30.600 --> 0:07:33.200 It was the treatment she had in the jaw sitting 0:07:33.240 --> 0:07:36.640 by the tupace. But if you're black and you you're 0:07:36.640 --> 0:07:39.120 born into seventies, that ship probably happened to everybody in 0:07:39.160 --> 0:07:43.480 your family. It was all the time at my granddaddy house. Granddady, 0:07:43.720 --> 0:07:45.560 I mean you some one grand to do outside for 0:07:45.640 --> 0:07:48.600 crazy at remedy well and my mom, but one one 0:07:48.600 --> 0:07:52.920 of the things she did the most was baby dicers. Yeah. Okay, 0:07:52.960 --> 0:07:56.440 So so this happens and you're not sticking around to 0:07:56.440 --> 0:07:59.600 do it. Do you think had you stuck around, it 0:08:00.200 --> 0:08:02.880 have cured you. Are you still under the presumption that like, 0:08:03.360 --> 0:08:07.160 oh man, if I would, I think it works. Oh ship, 0:08:07.480 --> 0:08:14.800 I love it, because that old ship worked way better 0:08:14.840 --> 0:08:17.120 than new ship. I mean, think about it. Some of 0:08:17.120 --> 0:08:19.720 the Agney cream proper got baby pis that we just 0:08:19.760 --> 0:08:24.720 don't know it right, Yeah, that Johnson Johnson just has 0:08:24.880 --> 0:08:28.000 vials of baby be that they're mixing into these products 0:08:28.320 --> 0:08:32.160 to help you. You'd be surprised. You'd be surprised if 0:08:32.160 --> 0:08:34.720 by the steps that they're taking putting things. But I 0:08:34.760 --> 0:08:38.800 think baby piece work. I love that. Okay, tell me 0:08:38.920 --> 0:08:42.040 a little bit more about the process here, because this 0:08:42.120 --> 0:08:44.840 is something that that I personally I've never experienced. Nobody 0:08:44.840 --> 0:08:47.680 ever put any baby p on my face, But I'm 0:08:47.720 --> 0:08:50.600 curious about like, Okay, they put it on your face. 0:08:50.960 --> 0:08:54.680 But piste smells like piss. Now baby piece smells better 0:08:54.760 --> 0:08:58.600 than average p but yeah, it still are walking around 0:08:58.600 --> 0:09:00.840 with p on your face? Do you do you then 0:09:00.920 --> 0:09:04.720 wash it off after? Like, well my mama did it 0:09:04.760 --> 0:09:06.480 and my aunts did it. They just take the type 0:09:06.480 --> 0:09:07.920 of the baby kisses, come and let me wipe this, 0:09:08.040 --> 0:09:11.520 so you uh, and then you know, let it dry. Nobody, 0:09:11.520 --> 0:09:14.840 baby piste don't stink. It's not like a five year 0:09:14.840 --> 0:09:17.800 old piston in the bed, sir, you know, pissing out 0:09:17.800 --> 0:09:23.240 to shut a round, to sit around, to create a 0:09:23.240 --> 0:09:25.680 old But for a two month old baby pist don 0:09:25.800 --> 0:09:27.720 smell like then he got to piss a whole light 0:09:27.800 --> 0:09:30.280 and sit in it. So yeah, we said, my mama, 0:09:30.920 --> 0:09:32.440 that's why I picked this one. I was like, oh 0:09:32.480 --> 0:09:36.800 I remember this ship. Okay, So so you let it 0:09:36.920 --> 0:09:40.640 dry and then do you just like continue your day 0:09:40.720 --> 0:09:43.520 or do you have to then wash it off? Well 0:09:43.559 --> 0:09:45.640 you're a kid, their mama put it on you. Whatever 0:09:45.679 --> 0:09:53.000 you put on you say, man, you take your pissy 0:09:53.080 --> 0:09:59.360 ass outside and play. You just you forget that you 0:09:59.440 --> 0:10:01.800 even had feel on your face by that point because 0:10:01.800 --> 0:10:05.320 YouTube busy playing games until you started the sweat and 0:10:05.360 --> 0:10:11.079 the piss and the sweat shot right, all right, this 0:10:11.160 --> 0:10:15.240 is extra saltic. Yeah, it's so different today, this is 0:10:16.240 --> 0:10:20.440 this is new. Okay, So so you're you're mixing piss 0:10:20.520 --> 0:10:23.440 and sweat and all of that. How old are you 0:10:23.520 --> 0:10:26.240 when this is first happening. Is your mom waiting until 0:10:26.320 --> 0:10:29.880 acne is starting to show? Or is she like, now, 0:10:29.920 --> 0:10:33.600 we gotta be proactive and like at age eight, we're 0:10:33.600 --> 0:10:37.240 gonna we're gonna pre piss you and then that'll keep 0:10:37.280 --> 0:10:40.679 you from getting acne in the future. I would say 0:10:40.720 --> 0:10:43.400 I probably was like eight and nine because they had 0:10:43.520 --> 0:10:48.200 really bad actone for a while. Yeah. Yeah, my mama 0:10:48.240 --> 0:10:50.560 was done, pretty much done having kids. But my unhad 0:10:50.600 --> 0:10:54.320 a lot of kids and diapers and pampers, and you know, 0:10:54.559 --> 0:10:56.679 they old school. They you know, the same money. You 0:10:56.720 --> 0:10:59.240 didn't buy pampers. You bought cloth diapers because you can 0:10:59.280 --> 0:11:01.760 wash them out of at him, dry and keep it moving. 0:11:02.520 --> 0:11:06.880 So yeah, so you just they whoever had a baby 0:11:07.000 --> 0:11:14.360 nearby was now a resource for keeping everybody else free 0:11:15.760 --> 0:11:21.520 free that there's a nice communal quality to this that 0:11:21.640 --> 0:11:24.199 I think doesn't get brought up when you do when 0:11:24.240 --> 0:11:27.680 you unpack some of these conversations of just like, now, 0:11:27.720 --> 0:11:30.680 we all have a responsibility in this ship. You got 0:11:30.679 --> 0:11:33.080 a baby, let me get your baby piece so that 0:11:33.200 --> 0:11:35.559 my kid don't look weird in his or her middle 0:11:35.600 --> 0:11:39.640 school age. You know what I mean? Somebody should really 0:11:39.679 --> 0:11:41.840 do research on these because I think he worked, but 0:11:41.840 --> 0:11:43.760 I would like to know if it really really works. 0:11:43.960 --> 0:11:45.640 I bet you if it works by they have a baby, 0:11:45.679 --> 0:11:49.000 pistons and everything, join that ship up. Well, guess what. 0:11:49.080 --> 0:11:51.280 I did a bunch of research and it I can't 0:11:51.320 --> 0:11:53.680 tell you yet because I have to follow the the 0:11:53.800 --> 0:11:56.560 organization of this program. But I will tell you I 0:11:56.559 --> 0:11:59.000 I unpacked a lot of ship in looking this up, 0:11:59.040 --> 0:12:01.880 and I'm excited for us to do it together. Tell 0:12:01.920 --> 0:12:03.679 me you're gonna try a baby piss to the face. 0:12:05.320 --> 0:12:07.720 I'm gonna tell you that, and I'm certainly not gonna 0:12:07.720 --> 0:12:12.800 tell you during the recording that seems irresponsible. No, this 0:12:12.880 --> 0:12:16.360 is this is some old school techniques. Yere. I'm not 0:12:16.400 --> 0:12:18.320 saying take the baby, let it pissy your face like 0:12:19.080 --> 0:12:21.520 I'm saying, are you gonna take it? Are you're gonna 0:12:21.520 --> 0:12:25.000 try to diaper? What I'm saying is that if I go, 0:12:25.160 --> 0:12:27.560 I'm gonna take baby piss to the face. Somebody's gonna 0:12:27.600 --> 0:12:30.000 pull that quote, and then that's gonna be the ship 0:12:30.120 --> 0:12:31.920 that I gotta deal with on the internet for the 0:12:31.960 --> 0:12:35.599 rest of my life. Not me and not today. I 0:12:37.600 --> 0:12:39.320 want to keep the little bit of career that I 0:12:39.400 --> 0:12:41.640 built for myself, you know what I mean. Yeah, I 0:12:41.640 --> 0:12:43.440 don't take a baby pisce to the face like that. 0:12:43.480 --> 0:12:49.480 You gotta reward it. You gotta take a dab of 0:12:49.559 --> 0:12:53.120 baby piss in a separate holder and then press that 0:12:53.200 --> 0:12:55.440 to your face. I think is the better way of 0:12:55.480 --> 0:12:59.679 communicating it. Yeah. Maybe so, because if the wind diaper 0:12:59.800 --> 0:13:01.120 just to put all over your face and you go 0:13:01.200 --> 0:13:05.640 by your you go by your beass. Okay, tell me 0:13:05.679 --> 0:13:07.960 a little bit about because I think that this is 0:13:07.960 --> 0:13:11.320 gonna help with some of the context around it, right, 0:13:11.640 --> 0:13:14.520 tell me a little bit about where you're from, What city, 0:13:14.600 --> 0:13:17.160 what town are we talking about where all of this 0:13:17.240 --> 0:13:20.600 is happening. I grew up in Atlanta, Georgia, So I'm 0:13:20.640 --> 0:13:23.920 in Atlanta, Georgia. We lived in the area called the 0:13:24.000 --> 0:13:27.640 Bluff on the wasteand area, so a lot of that 0:13:27.679 --> 0:13:30.920 went on there. And my granddaddy was he lived Indicator, 0:13:31.280 --> 0:13:33.079 so he had a bootleg house. So a lot of 0:13:33.120 --> 0:13:36.520 you went on there too. M hm. And and do 0:13:36.600 --> 0:13:41.000 you feel like, as you've left Atlanta that this is 0:13:41.040 --> 0:13:43.760 a thing that you've heard from other black people or 0:13:43.800 --> 0:13:46.080 other people in general all over the country. Do you 0:13:46.080 --> 0:13:49.760 feel like this is specifically like a Southern thing. Maybe 0:13:49.800 --> 0:13:54.120 a Southern thing, but probably a Southern thing, because a 0:13:54.160 --> 0:13:55.800 lot of stories I tell people like, what the hell 0:13:55.840 --> 0:13:58.160 I never heard of Hey, so it's probably a Southern thing. 0:13:58.200 --> 0:14:00.680 If you ask somebody that's close to my age and 0:14:00.679 --> 0:14:05.640 they'll tell you, oh yeah, baby piece work. Yeah yeah right, 0:14:05.920 --> 0:14:08.720 So like and that's the weird thing about the South 0:14:08.880 --> 0:14:12.440 is like y'all really do have like these completely separate 0:14:13.160 --> 0:14:15.520 Like I grew up in Chicago. Well it was the 0:14:15.600 --> 0:14:17.560 thing I heard, but I don't know that I knew 0:14:17.559 --> 0:14:20.400 anybody that had actually tried it. And I feel like 0:14:20.440 --> 0:14:22.600 the South is like, now we'll do the ship it 0:14:22.720 --> 0:14:25.880 don't it don't matter to us. We'll we'll try the 0:14:25.920 --> 0:14:29.800 thing that existed before. And the South was try the 0:14:29.880 --> 0:14:32.960 thing and make the damn thing work, okay, Because if 0:14:33.000 --> 0:14:35.440 you go to somebody old house and you're talking to 0:14:35.560 --> 0:14:38.360 somebody old and they'll tell you ain't put baby pisces 0:14:38.360 --> 0:14:40.520 on your face, Like if you haven't cramps. Oh do this? 0:14:40.920 --> 0:14:42.200 You know, back in the day when women would have 0:14:42.240 --> 0:14:44.800 a baby, they said, don't go out South for fourteen 0:14:44.880 --> 0:14:47.000 days after you have a baby, Like, are you crazy, 0:14:47.000 --> 0:14:48.680 I'm about to go to the club. I just dropped 0:14:48.680 --> 0:14:51.320 the baby. I'm ready to go quality. But that's the 0:14:51.400 --> 0:14:54.160 old stuff that you hear down South. And if you're 0:14:54.160 --> 0:14:57.480 dealing with somebody, an older person over fifty, I guarantee 0:14:57.480 --> 0:14:59.200 you they would sell you. Oh then I got some 0:14:59.280 --> 0:15:04.120 for you. Just put the piss on it. Yeah, oh man, okay, 0:15:04.200 --> 0:15:07.480 So these are people trying it. They're they're doing the thing. 0:15:08.000 --> 0:15:12.600 Do you feel like once noxema got introduced, you're saying like, oh, 0:15:12.640 --> 0:15:15.000 we got the noxinema, we got the oil of ole, 0:15:15.280 --> 0:15:18.200 whatever it is that you were like, all right, I'm 0:15:18.280 --> 0:15:20.840 good on baby pe or were you still like no, 0:15:21.040 --> 0:15:23.720 that's still the best option. But I accept that I 0:15:23.760 --> 0:15:26.360 have to go with store bought items because I've run 0:15:26.360 --> 0:15:29.880 out of babies to use. Well, probably because you ran 0:15:29.880 --> 0:15:33.680 out of babies to use. We started to grow up 0:15:33.680 --> 0:15:36.680 and nobody wanted eight year old piss and they faced anymore. 0:15:36.800 --> 0:15:41.760 So I remember going from baby right, that baby is 0:15:41.800 --> 0:15:45.000 trying to cigarette at this point that baby can wipe it, 0:15:45.120 --> 0:15:47.280 that baby can wipe his own eggs. We don't want 0:15:50.360 --> 0:15:55.120 so Naxie was the next big thing I remember. Yeah, 0:15:55.360 --> 0:15:59.640 is there any part of you now that worries that? Besides? 0:15:59.720 --> 0:16:02.920 I know that we're saying baby p is pure right, 0:16:03.000 --> 0:16:06.040 that it's the less toxic version of the thing, But 0:16:06.080 --> 0:16:08.200 we also now live in a in a world that's 0:16:08.240 --> 0:16:12.040 like a post pandemic weird fucking placed where we thought 0:16:12.040 --> 0:16:15.200 a bunch of things that were perfectly normal are not normal. 0:16:15.280 --> 0:16:17.880 Is there any part of you that goes like, maybe 0:16:17.880 --> 0:16:21.440 baby pe isn't healthy for us to just be pressing 0:16:21.800 --> 0:16:26.000 near our eyeballs and lips and ship What is peace 0:16:26.040 --> 0:16:29.560 gonna do to you? Sare some people use piss or 0:16:29.640 --> 0:16:33.960 sexual egg? Okay, yeah, I don't know that that's healthy 0:16:34.000 --> 0:16:37.600 for me. Piss can't put your ass out, he can't 0:16:37.680 --> 0:16:42.200 drawl you. You're somebody you act like it's more have 0:16:42.440 --> 0:16:46.760 to put pissy. I do not z more, geez not 0:16:46.840 --> 0:16:49.520 zema burn Your people's not piss to just roll right 0:16:49.680 --> 0:16:55.880 on with the other nickels in. Okay, alright, so Pete, 0:16:56.000 --> 0:17:00.000 you're like, no, I'm accepting pee as an effective solution 0:17:00.000 --> 0:17:02.479 into this I don't mind the back in the day. 0:17:02.560 --> 0:17:05.000 Back in the day, I think maybe piece work, I 0:17:05.080 --> 0:17:08.600 really do, I wouldn't do it today. Well that's what 0:17:08.760 --> 0:17:11.040 I was gonna ask, Because you have kids. Do you 0:17:11.080 --> 0:17:15.480 think your kids are going to hand down this tradition? Hey, no, 0:17:15.680 --> 0:17:18.080 my booger kids, that nobody used no piece around the 0:17:18.080 --> 0:17:23.080 house for nothing, and this you got you got the internet. 0:17:23.280 --> 0:17:25.159 We didn't have an internet, so we didn't know if 0:17:25.160 --> 0:17:27.040 it was good or bad. You just picked up having 0:17:27.400 --> 0:17:30.080 from from people before you. So no, I don't think 0:17:30.200 --> 0:17:33.000 my kids will let me put other than my younger son, 0:17:33.080 --> 0:17:35.760 I try it one time. Oh, I don't think nobody 0:17:35.920 --> 0:17:38.760 with my kids would go for that. They're not They're 0:17:38.800 --> 0:17:40.959 not going forward for themselves. They're not gonna do it 0:17:41.040 --> 0:17:44.400 for their kids. This is sort of like a dead 0:17:44.480 --> 0:17:48.000 tradition at this point in your mind pretty much. You know, 0:17:48.160 --> 0:17:50.840 kids don't follow the old remedy that their parents and 0:17:50.880 --> 0:17:54.719 grandparents followed. No, do you think and this is this 0:17:54.840 --> 0:17:58.920 is more of a I guess, a more like theoretical question. 0:17:59.320 --> 0:18:01.560 Do you think that that's a bad thing, that we're 0:18:01.600 --> 0:18:04.160 moving away from those traditions? Do you think we need 0:18:04.240 --> 0:18:06.840 to find ourselves back in the space where we are 0:18:06.960 --> 0:18:10.280 like being loyal to like they are rubbed some piss 0:18:10.359 --> 0:18:14.760 in your face as as a as a peer. Yeah, 0:18:14.800 --> 0:18:18.919 this is proud African history. You're talking about rub that piss, 0:18:18.960 --> 0:18:23.600 and I think some people steak to the ones that 0:18:23.640 --> 0:18:26.040 they like. You know, I don't know if this is 0:18:26.080 --> 0:18:28.040 one of them. When I saw it on your list, 0:18:28.080 --> 0:18:30.880 that's why we took them me to death. I hadn't 0:18:30.880 --> 0:18:34.040 heard that in years, But I think people take some 0:18:34.119 --> 0:18:36.159 of those remedy and they still stick to it, like 0:18:36.240 --> 0:18:39.160 I did on my podcast one day. I mention Mercura 0:18:39.240 --> 0:18:41.600 Calm that on ship that they used to put on 0:18:41.640 --> 0:18:43.879 you that that I don't know if it worked, but 0:18:44.000 --> 0:18:47.320 that ship buried like South sold You wait, wait what 0:18:47.640 --> 0:18:52.040 you said, Mercure Calm, uh huh? And what was it 0:18:52.080 --> 0:18:55.320 meant to help me with? It was like you put 0:18:55.320 --> 0:18:57.679 it on swords and ship like if you had chicken 0:18:57.720 --> 0:19:00.480 pops and it turn your skin orange and ship. I 0:19:00.520 --> 0:19:03.160 don't think the ship worked, but black people live by 0:19:03.200 --> 0:19:05.840 that ship. And when I brought it up on my podcast, 0:19:05.840 --> 0:19:07.639 it's like, what the funk are you talking about? And 0:19:07.640 --> 0:19:09.840 everybody went to Google. You're talking about this, miss pet 0:19:09.840 --> 0:19:14.159 I was like, I'm talking about that so and I 0:19:14.240 --> 0:19:16.919 can't myself so many times, like you need some cure, comma, 0:19:17.119 --> 0:19:19.240 you come let me put it. I'll probably would say, 0:19:19.320 --> 0:19:21.080 now that you brought it back to my brain, we'll 0:19:21.080 --> 0:19:22.720 put a little piss in your face. You getting agony 0:19:22.840 --> 0:19:24.760 because I do have a thirteen year old at the house. 0:19:25.119 --> 0:19:27.280 They got a little am I don't have a baby. 0:19:28.520 --> 0:19:33.560 He'll put my child abuse. Well, I'll tell you this, 0:19:33.720 --> 0:19:35.520 I got a baby on the way, So if you 0:19:35.600 --> 0:19:39.159 want it, I'll store up some pistils for your child 0:19:39.240 --> 0:19:42.199 and we'll we'll trade off. I'll find some resources I 0:19:42.200 --> 0:19:45.719 can get from you in exchange. Yeah, I might give 0:19:45.760 --> 0:19:47.960 it a truck my thirteen year I have a thirteen 0:19:48.040 --> 0:19:49.720 year old, and I come on, let me pull a 0:19:49.720 --> 0:19:56.640 pistol and acting boy. What you're saying sort of reminds 0:19:56.720 --> 0:19:59.720 me of the fact. And I just learned this recently. Right, 0:19:59.840 --> 0:20:02.879 is like I think about like chicken pox, right, and 0:20:02.960 --> 0:20:06.840 how like everybody used to say, like, oh, if you 0:20:07.040 --> 0:20:09.240 if your kid has chicken pox, you put your kid 0:20:09.320 --> 0:20:11.440 next to other people's kids so that they could get 0:20:11.440 --> 0:20:14.000 the chicken pox and then they could all like just 0:20:14.080 --> 0:20:16.320 get it at the same time be be done with 0:20:16.359 --> 0:20:19.440 it and not have to get it ever again. Right, 0:20:19.800 --> 0:20:22.960 And now apparently for kids that are under like or 0:20:23.160 --> 0:20:26.600 or people that are under like twenty seven, they're all 0:20:26.720 --> 0:20:29.280 vaccinated from the chicken pox, which I which I didn't 0:20:29.280 --> 0:20:32.880 even realize. Like you said on the twenty seven, I'm 0:20:32.880 --> 0:20:35.800 forty nine and I'm vaccinated against chicken pops. You didn't 0:20:35.800 --> 0:20:38.520 get the chicken pox, well, everybody got it, but you 0:20:38.600 --> 0:20:42.080 still got the shot. I got got the shot. I 0:20:42.160 --> 0:20:45.760 think I just got stood next to my sisters and then, uh, 0:20:45.960 --> 0:20:48.600 you know if for a week. No, yeah, well if 0:20:48.640 --> 0:20:50.440 you got if you got shots to going to school, 0:20:50.520 --> 0:20:52.800 chicken pops is one of the shots you got. That's 0:20:52.840 --> 0:20:54.639 probably why I didn't do it. That's probably why I 0:20:54.640 --> 0:20:58.639 didn't break out his bay. Oh some chicken pox in 0:20:58.760 --> 0:21:01.640 theory could do some real fucked up ship, But but 0:21:01.760 --> 0:21:05.480 the vaccination makes it so that it isn't all that. Yeah, 0:21:05.520 --> 0:21:07.760 I think so. But yeah, I had chicken pops and 0:21:07.880 --> 0:21:11.120 vertigos all of that ship. Yeah, I mean I knew 0:21:11.160 --> 0:21:15.600 about like measles and mumps and all the those vaccinations. 0:21:15.640 --> 0:21:17.359 I didn't know chicken pox was one of them. But 0:21:17.400 --> 0:21:21.080 I'm glad I'm glad, I'm learning, if I'm not, if 0:21:21.080 --> 0:21:23.240 I'm not mistaken. Chicken pox is one of the vake 0:21:23.359 --> 0:21:25.640 things that we get, so okay, that's what you don't 0:21:25.680 --> 0:21:29.879 see them anymore, right, certainly not at the frequency that 0:21:29.960 --> 0:21:33.119 it was happening, I guess in school. One of the 0:21:33.200 --> 0:21:36.200 things that I think I think about, though, is all 0:21:36.240 --> 0:21:40.720 the home remedies that came with chicken pox when you 0:21:40.840 --> 0:21:43.280 got them right, like it was like taking baths and 0:21:43.400 --> 0:21:46.760 oatmeal and ship that was meant to be like a 0:21:46.880 --> 0:21:49.080 relief for the chicken pox, and I don't know that 0:21:49.119 --> 0:21:52.760 it did. The other was taking the oxygen soap. You 0:21:52.760 --> 0:21:56.800 remember that thickens brown soap? Huh even to think brown? 0:21:56.840 --> 0:21:59.120 So my mama used to use it for her laundry, 0:21:59.280 --> 0:22:01.720 and she also it was scrolled our legs with it 0:22:01.880 --> 0:22:04.320 to put the medication for the chicken pops on it. 0:22:04.760 --> 0:22:07.680 I hated that so that oxygen so it did. I 0:22:08.080 --> 0:22:11.200 water could melt this. So she used to the wash clothes, 0:22:11.320 --> 0:22:13.159 can wash clothes on our hands, and she also we 0:22:13.280 --> 0:22:16.320 also bathed it and stick its hell. It's probably like 0:22:16.359 --> 0:22:22.359 a brick. It last for like a month, and that's 0:22:22.400 --> 0:22:25.320 why you had acne. You were getting washed with the 0:22:25.359 --> 0:22:28.000 same stuff you were washing clothes with. That's where the 0:22:28.040 --> 0:22:32.439 acne came from. Probably so say, probably so, baby, I 0:22:32.480 --> 0:22:34.800 don't know, but I remember that ship. We had chicken pops. 0:22:34.840 --> 0:22:37.800 I hate it or ain't because she was scrorell buzz damn, 0:22:38.119 --> 0:22:39.800 you know, the bust of pops and then she would 0:22:39.800 --> 0:22:42.320 put the medication on the pop. And you've been a 0:22:42.359 --> 0:22:44.439 holly like. You've been the holl like you getting your 0:22:44.480 --> 0:22:48.879