1 00:00:03,120 --> 00:00:05,920 Speaker 1: Man, you better take that new baby pamper and squeeze 2 00:00:05,920 --> 00:00:08,440 Speaker 1: the jaw and sleep on and put this on face 3 00:00:08,520 --> 00:00:11,000 Speaker 1: cream that night. You got it right now coming in 4 00:00:11,039 --> 00:00:15,400 Speaker 1: a few months. You ain't gotta faith Why that's fair? 5 00:00:15,720 --> 00:00:18,000 Speaker 1: I do have. That's gonna be if nothing else, I'm 6 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:21,120 Speaker 1: gonna start like selling it. I gotta make some money 7 00:00:21,160 --> 00:00:23,200 Speaker 1: on this bad boy, even if I'm not using it 8 00:00:23,320 --> 00:00:26,000 Speaker 1: for myself. Well, you gotta try. You gotta try your 9 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:28,840 Speaker 1: own products and let everybody know it works. That's fair, 10 00:00:29,160 --> 00:00:31,520 Speaker 1: Although that that feels like that breaks one of the 11 00:00:31,560 --> 00:00:34,240 Speaker 1: tempest commandments. You don't get high on your own supply, 12 00:00:34,400 --> 00:00:36,560 Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Like, you gotta gotta You 13 00:00:36,600 --> 00:00:43,040 Speaker 1: ain't getting high. You getting pretty. We need tell my crack, Sir, 14 00:00:43,400 --> 00:01:08,680 Speaker 1: who tell my baby's racist foy money tern stuff? I 15 00:01:08,880 --> 00:01:15,080 Speaker 1: can't tell me. Yep, yep, yep. There it is. There 16 00:01:15,120 --> 00:01:19,399 Speaker 1: it is. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to another phenomenal episode 17 00:01:19,440 --> 00:01:23,319 Speaker 1: of My Mama Told Me, the podcast where we dive deep, 18 00:01:23,800 --> 00:01:26,880 Speaker 1: deep into the pockets of black conspiracy theories and we 19 00:01:27,040 --> 00:01:31,400 Speaker 1: finally worked to prove that Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot is 20 00:01:31,520 --> 00:01:36,840 Speaker 1: just the evil Simone Biles. In the multiverse, same lady, 21 00:01:37,160 --> 00:01:41,000 Speaker 1: different dimensions. They both built like tiny little chocolate biceps. 22 00:01:41,280 --> 00:01:44,920 Speaker 1: It's just one found gymnastics and positivity and the other 23 00:01:44,959 --> 00:01:48,160 Speaker 1: one found supporting the police and eating a white woman's 24 00:01:48,200 --> 00:01:51,400 Speaker 1: But that's it. That's the only difference between the two 25 00:01:51,480 --> 00:01:55,680 Speaker 1: of them. I stand behind this conspiracy theory. I live 26 00:01:56,320 --> 00:01:59,760 Speaker 1: for telling that nonsense to whoever will listen. I'm your 27 00:01:59,760 --> 00:02:03,000 Speaker 1: whole Slankston Kerman is always coming in hot. You know 28 00:02:03,080 --> 00:02:05,320 Speaker 1: how I come in. I always come in this way. 29 00:02:05,360 --> 00:02:07,960 Speaker 1: This is how I behave almost all of the time. 30 00:02:08,240 --> 00:02:11,920 Speaker 1: But you know who doesn't misbehave the way that I do. 31 00:02:11,960 --> 00:02:14,959 Speaker 1: You know who doesn't seem to be coming in with 32 00:02:15,040 --> 00:02:17,680 Speaker 1: all of the ridiculous bullshit that I tend to come 33 00:02:17,760 --> 00:02:21,720 Speaker 1: up with. It's my yesterday. What a fucking treasure, a 34 00:02:21,880 --> 00:02:24,920 Speaker 1: treat of a person that we have joining us today. 35 00:02:25,200 --> 00:02:27,880 Speaker 1: She's so funny. I am such a big fan of 36 00:02:27,880 --> 00:02:30,720 Speaker 1: her comedy. She is hilarious, one of the funniest human 37 00:02:30,760 --> 00:02:33,600 Speaker 1: beings on this here planet Earth. And on the August twelve, 38 00:02:33,960 --> 00:02:37,200 Speaker 1: she has a brand new show called The mispat Show 39 00:02:37,480 --> 00:02:40,160 Speaker 1: coming out on b ET. Plus a whole lot of 40 00:02:40,200 --> 00:02:43,240 Speaker 1: important people like the Motherfucker's so you motherfucker's better like 41 00:02:43,320 --> 00:02:46,360 Speaker 1: it too. She's hilarious. Give it up for my guests, 42 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:55,560 Speaker 1: misspas Hello, Hello, Hey, how are you uh? Talk in 43 00:02:55,600 --> 00:03:01,440 Speaker 1: the hotel with But I'm okay. If you got to 44 00:03:01,480 --> 00:03:03,600 Speaker 1: be stuck in the hotel, I would hope your wig 45 00:03:03,680 --> 00:03:05,880 Speaker 1: is crooked. You know you don't want it all right 46 00:03:06,040 --> 00:03:09,240 Speaker 1: alone in the hotel. Well, I had it off until 47 00:03:09,280 --> 00:03:11,800 Speaker 1: I figured I had Uh, this wasn't what I thought 48 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:13,800 Speaker 1: it was. Not to throw the wig over the but 49 00:03:13,919 --> 00:03:18,320 Speaker 1: things that I had one handed, Well, it looks lovely 50 00:03:18,400 --> 00:03:22,280 Speaker 1: from here over them, it's it looks glamorous. I'm really 51 00:03:22,280 --> 00:03:27,320 Speaker 1: excited you're here today. You came with a conspiracy theory 52 00:03:27,360 --> 00:03:30,480 Speaker 1: that I've been hearing for years and years and years, 53 00:03:30,720 --> 00:03:34,560 Speaker 1: and I've been very excited for someone to finally take 54 00:03:34,639 --> 00:03:37,000 Speaker 1: on on this program. Not a lot of people have 55 00:03:37,120 --> 00:03:39,880 Speaker 1: dealt in this space, and it's really exciting for me. 56 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:42,800 Speaker 1: So I don't want to belabor this anymore. But you said, 57 00:03:42,880 --> 00:03:54,400 Speaker 1: my mama told me baby pe curious acne yep, especially 58 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:57,680 Speaker 1: like not with not with pampers, but with the cloth diapers. 59 00:03:57,960 --> 00:03:59,840 Speaker 1: I'm I mean, I'm a lot older than you saw 60 00:03:59,920 --> 00:04:01,840 Speaker 1: the baby with pissing the diapering. Your mama will wipe 61 00:04:01,880 --> 00:04:09,200 Speaker 1: your face with it. I suffered from agne too. I 62 00:04:09,240 --> 00:04:11,520 Speaker 1: don't think I got enough baby pisce in my face 63 00:04:11,640 --> 00:04:14,640 Speaker 1: because I had a lot of agne. But if you 64 00:04:14,760 --> 00:04:17,320 Speaker 1: was in the first form mother, I think it really worked. 65 00:04:17,600 --> 00:04:20,119 Speaker 1: My mama wiped. She would literally take the pamp off, 66 00:04:20,279 --> 00:04:22,200 Speaker 1: the diape off and putting it. We saw that all 67 00:04:22,200 --> 00:04:24,080 Speaker 1: the time in the here when he wipes his baby 68 00:04:24,120 --> 00:04:27,640 Speaker 1: face with piss. So you're the kids face, this is 69 00:04:27,839 --> 00:04:31,960 Speaker 1: firsthand experience that your mom literally wiped your face with 70 00:04:31,960 --> 00:04:35,760 Speaker 1: with cloth diaper. Baby Pete wiped everybody face in the 71 00:04:35,800 --> 00:04:42,920 Speaker 1: house with us, and so these are your Was this 72 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:46,400 Speaker 1: your younger siblings, Peet, No, it was like other people 73 00:04:46,440 --> 00:04:48,600 Speaker 1: like my aunt's baby. Because I'm my mama, I am 74 00:04:48,640 --> 00:04:50,920 Speaker 1: the youngest in my family. So my aunt was there 75 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:52,680 Speaker 1: her kid and they take off a cloth taper, like 76 00:04:52,720 --> 00:04:55,240 Speaker 1: come there, let me wipe your face. They wipe your 77 00:04:55,240 --> 00:04:59,359 Speaker 1: own face with So just if there was pie in 78 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:02,680 Speaker 1: the house, you lined up. Everybody got a quick wiping, 79 00:05:02,800 --> 00:05:07,760 Speaker 1: just to help alleviate whatever facial issues y'all were going through. Yeah, 80 00:05:07,880 --> 00:05:11,039 Speaker 1: pretty much. I mean this before not zeema too, because 81 00:05:11,040 --> 00:05:14,719 Speaker 1: you know they came not Zima for black people. Sure, 82 00:05:15,320 --> 00:05:18,520 Speaker 1: just we went from piss to bleach on our faces 83 00:05:18,640 --> 00:05:22,680 Speaker 1: as like the alternative with Nxeema. Yeah, dog Zemo was 84 00:05:22,720 --> 00:05:25,719 Speaker 1: a good ship. Oliver Lay was after that. Yeah, I 85 00:05:25,800 --> 00:05:28,760 Speaker 1: lived that conspiracy theory. Why we took they took across 86 00:05:28,880 --> 00:05:32,960 Speaker 1: stiper and wipe your face with him the time. So, 87 00:05:32,960 --> 00:05:36,040 Speaker 1: so your mother did this to y'all, do you then 88 00:05:36,360 --> 00:05:40,160 Speaker 1: choose to do that to your kids? Did you then like, like, 89 00:05:40,200 --> 00:05:42,320 Speaker 1: I got a hand down this tradition and make sure 90 00:05:42,400 --> 00:05:45,600 Speaker 1: this continues in our family. I'm not gonna lie. I 91 00:05:45,680 --> 00:05:47,760 Speaker 1: did it with my oldie son because he he had 92 00:05:48,800 --> 00:05:52,800 Speaker 1: he had act me really bad. But I don't think 93 00:05:52,800 --> 00:06:00,480 Speaker 1: he appreciated it. I don't think you appreciate I tried 94 00:06:00,520 --> 00:06:03,080 Speaker 1: it once with my son, my oldest son, and I 95 00:06:03,120 --> 00:06:07,200 Speaker 1: just ended up going to all agne cream. Yeah. I 96 00:06:07,240 --> 00:06:11,000 Speaker 1: can't imagine there's a way to express gratitude when your 97 00:06:11,040 --> 00:06:14,200 Speaker 1: mother rubs piss in your face, you know what I mean, Like, 98 00:06:14,240 --> 00:06:16,479 Speaker 1: there's no cool way of being like, thank you so much, 99 00:06:16,520 --> 00:06:19,920 Speaker 1: mom for the way you love me. But baby pisces 100 00:06:20,040 --> 00:06:28,359 Speaker 1: purpose and they had alcohol and they did no drug. 101 00:06:28,839 --> 00:06:32,920 Speaker 1: That's purpose. Now you pissed into something. I wipe my face. 102 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:35,480 Speaker 1: That's nasty. You don't did some stuff in your life 103 00:06:35,760 --> 00:06:39,919 Speaker 1: for two day old baby piece, and that's purpose, that's fair. 104 00:06:40,040 --> 00:06:43,520 Speaker 1: I yeah, babies don't eat microwave burritos, do you know 105 00:06:43,520 --> 00:06:46,440 Speaker 1: what I mean? Like they're they're just they're they're eating 106 00:06:46,440 --> 00:06:49,560 Speaker 1: the purest things that that the world can offer and 107 00:06:49,600 --> 00:06:53,400 Speaker 1: therefore maybe have less condamninants in their in their urine. 108 00:06:53,800 --> 00:06:56,560 Speaker 1: And it's called titty milk, the best milk on the planet. 109 00:06:56,560 --> 00:07:04,000 Speaker 1: They say, you got your you got your your almond milk, 110 00:07:04,160 --> 00:07:06,680 Speaker 1: your cow's milk, and of course your teddy milk, and 111 00:07:06,720 --> 00:07:10,120 Speaker 1: teddy milk is the top of the tops. It's the 112 00:07:10,160 --> 00:07:15,160 Speaker 1: whole fool milk. Okay. So you're saying you had this happened, 113 00:07:15,200 --> 00:07:18,480 Speaker 1: but you don't feel like it cured the acne for you. 114 00:07:18,520 --> 00:07:22,720 Speaker 1: It did not solve acne for you. Well, uh, I 115 00:07:22,720 --> 00:07:24,680 Speaker 1: mean we did stick around and get piste on all 116 00:07:24,720 --> 00:07:27,520 Speaker 1: the time in the face, but you know, you know 117 00:07:27,600 --> 00:07:30,280 Speaker 1: it did take a little dirt off, but it wasn't 118 00:07:30,600 --> 00:07:33,200 Speaker 1: It was the treatment she had in the jaw sitting 119 00:07:33,240 --> 00:07:36,640 Speaker 1: by the tupace. But if you're black and you you're 120 00:07:36,640 --> 00:07:39,120 Speaker 1: born into seventies, that ship probably happened to everybody in 121 00:07:39,160 --> 00:07:43,480 Speaker 1: your family. It was all the time at my granddaddy house. Granddady, 122 00:07:43,720 --> 00:07:45,560 Speaker 1: I mean you some one grand to do outside for 123 00:07:45,640 --> 00:07:48,600 Speaker 1: crazy at remedy well and my mom, but one one 124 00:07:48,600 --> 00:07:52,920 Speaker 1: of the things she did the most was baby dicers. Yeah. Okay, 125 00:07:52,960 --> 00:07:56,440 Speaker 1: So so this happens and you're not sticking around to 126 00:07:56,440 --> 00:07:59,600 Speaker 1: do it. Do you think had you stuck around, it 127 00:08:00,200 --> 00:08:02,880 Speaker 1: have cured you. Are you still under the presumption that like, 128 00:08:03,360 --> 00:08:07,160 Speaker 1: oh man, if I would, I think it works. Oh ship, 129 00:08:07,480 --> 00:08:14,800 Speaker 1: I love it, because that old ship worked way better 130 00:08:14,840 --> 00:08:17,120 Speaker 1: than new ship. I mean, think about it. Some of 131 00:08:17,120 --> 00:08:19,720 Speaker 1: the Agney cream proper got baby pis that we just 132 00:08:19,760 --> 00:08:24,720 Speaker 1: don't know it right, Yeah, that Johnson Johnson just has 133 00:08:24,880 --> 00:08:28,000 Speaker 1: vials of baby be that they're mixing into these products 134 00:08:28,320 --> 00:08:32,160 Speaker 1: to help you. You'd be surprised. You'd be surprised if 135 00:08:32,160 --> 00:08:34,720 Speaker 1: by the steps that they're taking putting things. But I 136 00:08:34,760 --> 00:08:38,800 Speaker 1: think baby piece work. I love that. Okay, tell me 137 00:08:38,920 --> 00:08:42,040 Speaker 1: a little bit more about the process here, because this 138 00:08:42,120 --> 00:08:44,840 Speaker 1: is something that that I personally I've never experienced. Nobody 139 00:08:44,840 --> 00:08:47,680 Speaker 1: ever put any baby p on my face, But I'm 140 00:08:47,720 --> 00:08:50,600 Speaker 1: curious about like, Okay, they put it on your face. 141 00:08:50,960 --> 00:08:54,680 Speaker 1: But piste smells like piss. Now baby piece smells better 142 00:08:54,760 --> 00:08:58,600 Speaker 1: than average p but yeah, it still are walking around 143 00:08:58,600 --> 00:09:00,840 Speaker 1: with p on your face? Do you do you then 144 00:09:00,920 --> 00:09:04,720 Speaker 1: wash it off after? Like, well my mama did it 145 00:09:04,760 --> 00:09:06,480 Speaker 1: and my aunts did it. They just take the type 146 00:09:06,480 --> 00:09:07,920 Speaker 1: of the baby kisses, come and let me wipe this, 147 00:09:08,040 --> 00:09:11,520 Speaker 1: so you uh, and then you know, let it dry. Nobody, 148 00:09:11,520 --> 00:09:14,840 Speaker 1: baby piste don't stink. It's not like a five year 149 00:09:14,840 --> 00:09:17,800 Speaker 1: old piston in the bed, sir, you know, pissing out 150 00:09:17,800 --> 00:09:23,240 Speaker 1: to shut a round, to sit around, to create a 151 00:09:23,240 --> 00:09:25,680 Speaker 1: old But for a two month old baby pist don 152 00:09:25,800 --> 00:09:27,720 Speaker 1: smell like then he got to piss a whole light 153 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:30,280 Speaker 1: and sit in it. So yeah, we said, my mama, 154 00:09:30,920 --> 00:09:32,440 Speaker 1: that's why I picked this one. I was like, oh 155 00:09:32,480 --> 00:09:36,800 Speaker 1: I remember this ship. Okay, So so you let it 156 00:09:36,920 --> 00:09:40,640 Speaker 1: dry and then do you just like continue your day 157 00:09:40,720 --> 00:09:43,520 Speaker 1: or do you have to then wash it off? Well 158 00:09:43,559 --> 00:09:45,640 Speaker 1: you're a kid, their mama put it on you. Whatever 159 00:09:45,679 --> 00:09:53,000 Speaker 1: you put on you say, man, you take your pissy 160 00:09:53,080 --> 00:09:59,360 Speaker 1: ass outside and play. You just you forget that you 161 00:09:59,440 --> 00:10:01,800 Speaker 1: even had feel on your face by that point because 162 00:10:01,800 --> 00:10:05,320 Speaker 1: YouTube busy playing games until you started the sweat and 163 00:10:05,360 --> 00:10:11,079 Speaker 1: the piss and the sweat shot right, all right, this 164 00:10:11,160 --> 00:10:15,240 Speaker 1: is extra saltic. Yeah, it's so different today, this is 165 00:10:16,240 --> 00:10:20,440 Speaker 1: this is new. Okay, So so you're you're mixing piss 166 00:10:20,520 --> 00:10:23,440 Speaker 1: and sweat and all of that. How old are you 167 00:10:23,520 --> 00:10:26,240 Speaker 1: when this is first happening. Is your mom waiting until 168 00:10:26,320 --> 00:10:29,880 Speaker 1: acne is starting to show? Or is she like, now, 169 00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:33,600 Speaker 1: we gotta be proactive and like at age eight, we're 170 00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:37,240 Speaker 1: gonna we're gonna pre piss you and then that'll keep 171 00:10:37,280 --> 00:10:40,679 Speaker 1: you from getting acne in the future. I would say 172 00:10:40,720 --> 00:10:43,400 Speaker 1: I probably was like eight and nine because they had 173 00:10:43,520 --> 00:10:48,200 Speaker 1: really bad actone for a while. Yeah. Yeah, my mama 174 00:10:48,240 --> 00:10:50,560 Speaker 1: was done, pretty much done having kids. But my unhad 175 00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:54,320 Speaker 1: a lot of kids and diapers and pampers, and you know, 176 00:10:54,559 --> 00:10:56,679 Speaker 1: they old school. They you know, the same money. You 177 00:10:56,720 --> 00:10:59,240 Speaker 1: didn't buy pampers. You bought cloth diapers because you can 178 00:10:59,280 --> 00:11:01,760 Speaker 1: wash them out of at him, dry and keep it moving. 179 00:11:02,520 --> 00:11:06,880 Speaker 1: So yeah, so you just they whoever had a baby 180 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:14,360 Speaker 1: nearby was now a resource for keeping everybody else free 181 00:11:15,760 --> 00:11:21,520 Speaker 1: free that there's a nice communal quality to this that 182 00:11:21,640 --> 00:11:24,199 Speaker 1: I think doesn't get brought up when you do when 183 00:11:24,240 --> 00:11:27,680 Speaker 1: you unpack some of these conversations of just like, now, 184 00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:30,680 Speaker 1: we all have a responsibility in this ship. You got 185 00:11:30,679 --> 00:11:33,080 Speaker 1: a baby, let me get your baby piece so that 186 00:11:33,200 --> 00:11:35,559 Speaker 1: my kid don't look weird in his or her middle 187 00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:39,640 Speaker 1: school age. You know what I mean? Somebody should really 188 00:11:39,679 --> 00:11:41,840 Speaker 1: do research on these because I think he worked, but 189 00:11:41,840 --> 00:11:43,760 Speaker 1: I would like to know if it really really works. 190 00:11:43,960 --> 00:11:45,640 Speaker 1: I bet you if it works by they have a baby, 191 00:11:45,679 --> 00:11:49,000 Speaker 1: pistons and everything, join that ship up. Well, guess what. 192 00:11:49,080 --> 00:11:51,280 Speaker 1: I did a bunch of research and it I can't 193 00:11:51,320 --> 00:11:53,680 Speaker 1: tell you yet because I have to follow the the 194 00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:56,560 Speaker 1: organization of this program. But I will tell you I 195 00:11:56,559 --> 00:11:59,000 Speaker 1: I unpacked a lot of ship in looking this up, 196 00:11:59,040 --> 00:12:01,880 Speaker 1: and I'm excited for us to do it together. Tell 197 00:12:01,920 --> 00:12:03,679 Speaker 1: me you're gonna try a baby piss to the face. 198 00:12:05,320 --> 00:12:07,720 Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you that, and I'm certainly not gonna 199 00:12:07,720 --> 00:12:12,800 Speaker 1: tell you during the recording that seems irresponsible. No, this 200 00:12:12,880 --> 00:12:16,360 Speaker 1: is this is some old school techniques. Yere. I'm not 201 00:12:16,400 --> 00:12:18,320 Speaker 1: saying take the baby, let it pissy your face like 202 00:12:19,080 --> 00:12:21,520 Speaker 1: I'm saying, are you gonna take it? Are you're gonna 203 00:12:21,520 --> 00:12:25,000 Speaker 1: try to diaper? What I'm saying is that if I go, 204 00:12:25,160 --> 00:12:27,560 Speaker 1: I'm gonna take baby piss to the face. Somebody's gonna 205 00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:30,000 Speaker 1: pull that quote, and then that's gonna be the ship 206 00:12:30,120 --> 00:12:31,920 Speaker 1: that I gotta deal with on the internet for the 207 00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:35,599 Speaker 1: rest of my life. Not me and not today. I 208 00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:39,320 Speaker 1: want to keep the little bit of career that I 209 00:12:39,400 --> 00:12:41,640 Speaker 1: built for myself, you know what I mean. Yeah, I 210 00:12:41,640 --> 00:12:43,440 Speaker 1: don't take a baby pisce to the face like that. 211 00:12:43,480 --> 00:12:49,480 Speaker 1: You gotta reward it. You gotta take a dab of 212 00:12:49,559 --> 00:12:53,120 Speaker 1: baby piss in a separate holder and then press that 213 00:12:53,200 --> 00:12:55,440 Speaker 1: to your face. I think is the better way of 214 00:12:55,480 --> 00:12:59,679 Speaker 1: communicating it. Yeah. Maybe so, because if the wind diaper 215 00:12:59,800 --> 00:13:01,120 Speaker 1: just to put all over your face and you go 216 00:13:01,200 --> 00:13:05,640 Speaker 1: by your you go by your beass. Okay, tell me 217 00:13:05,679 --> 00:13:07,960 Speaker 1: a little bit about because I think that this is 218 00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:11,320 Speaker 1: gonna help with some of the context around it, right, 219 00:13:11,640 --> 00:13:14,520 Speaker 1: tell me a little bit about where you're from, What city, 220 00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:17,160 Speaker 1: what town are we talking about where all of this 221 00:13:17,240 --> 00:13:20,600 Speaker 1: is happening. I grew up in Atlanta, Georgia, So I'm 222 00:13:20,640 --> 00:13:23,920 Speaker 1: in Atlanta, Georgia. We lived in the area called the 223 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:27,640 Speaker 1: Bluff on the wasteand area, so a lot of that 224 00:13:27,679 --> 00:13:30,920 Speaker 1: went on there. And my granddaddy was he lived Indicator, 225 00:13:31,280 --> 00:13:33,079 Speaker 1: so he had a bootleg house. So a lot of 226 00:13:33,120 --> 00:13:36,520 Speaker 1: you went on there too. M hm. And and do 227 00:13:36,600 --> 00:13:41,000 Speaker 1: you feel like, as you've left Atlanta that this is 228 00:13:41,040 --> 00:13:43,760 Speaker 1: a thing that you've heard from other black people or 229 00:13:43,800 --> 00:13:46,080 Speaker 1: other people in general all over the country. Do you 230 00:13:46,080 --> 00:13:49,760 Speaker 1: feel like this is specifically like a Southern thing. Maybe 231 00:13:49,800 --> 00:13:54,120 Speaker 1: a Southern thing, but probably a Southern thing, because a 232 00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:55,800 Speaker 1: lot of stories I tell people like, what the hell 233 00:13:55,840 --> 00:13:58,160 Speaker 1: I never heard of Hey, so it's probably a Southern thing. 234 00:13:58,200 --> 00:14:00,680 Speaker 1: If you ask somebody that's close to my age and 235 00:14:00,679 --> 00:14:05,640 Speaker 1: they'll tell you, oh yeah, baby piece work. Yeah yeah right, 236 00:14:05,920 --> 00:14:08,720 Speaker 1: So like and that's the weird thing about the South 237 00:14:08,880 --> 00:14:12,440 Speaker 1: is like y'all really do have like these completely separate 238 00:14:13,160 --> 00:14:15,520 Speaker 1: Like I grew up in Chicago. Well it was the 239 00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:17,560 Speaker 1: thing I heard, but I don't know that I knew 240 00:14:17,559 --> 00:14:20,400 Speaker 1: anybody that had actually tried it. And I feel like 241 00:14:20,440 --> 00:14:22,600 Speaker 1: the South is like, now we'll do the ship it 242 00:14:22,720 --> 00:14:25,880 Speaker 1: don't it don't matter to us. We'll we'll try the 243 00:14:25,920 --> 00:14:29,800 Speaker 1: thing that existed before. And the South was try the 244 00:14:29,880 --> 00:14:32,960 Speaker 1: thing and make the damn thing work, okay, Because if 245 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:35,440 Speaker 1: you go to somebody old house and you're talking to 246 00:14:35,560 --> 00:14:38,360 Speaker 1: somebody old and they'll tell you ain't put baby pisces 247 00:14:38,360 --> 00:14:40,520 Speaker 1: on your face, Like if you haven't cramps. Oh do this? 248 00:14:40,920 --> 00:14:42,200 Speaker 1: You know, back in the day when women would have 249 00:14:42,240 --> 00:14:44,800 Speaker 1: a baby, they said, don't go out South for fourteen 250 00:14:44,880 --> 00:14:47,000 Speaker 1: days after you have a baby, Like, are you crazy, 251 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:48,680 Speaker 1: I'm about to go to the club. I just dropped 252 00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:51,320 Speaker 1: the baby. I'm ready to go quality. But that's the 253 00:14:51,400 --> 00:14:54,160 Speaker 1: old stuff that you hear down South. And if you're 254 00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:57,480 Speaker 1: dealing with somebody, an older person over fifty, I guarantee 255 00:14:57,480 --> 00:14:59,200 Speaker 1: you they would sell you. Oh then I got some 256 00:14:59,280 --> 00:15:04,120 Speaker 1: for you. Just put the piss on it. Yeah, oh man, okay, 257 00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:07,480 Speaker 1: So these are people trying it. They're they're doing the thing. 258 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:12,600 Speaker 1: Do you feel like once noxema got introduced, you're saying like, oh, 259 00:15:12,640 --> 00:15:15,000 Speaker 1: we got the noxinema, we got the oil of ole, 260 00:15:15,280 --> 00:15:18,200 Speaker 1: whatever it is that you were like, all right, I'm 261 00:15:18,280 --> 00:15:20,840 Speaker 1: good on baby pe or were you still like no, 262 00:15:21,040 --> 00:15:23,720 Speaker 1: that's still the best option. But I accept that I 263 00:15:23,760 --> 00:15:26,360 Speaker 1: have to go with store bought items because I've run 264 00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:29,880 Speaker 1: out of babies to use. Well, probably because you ran 265 00:15:29,880 --> 00:15:33,680 Speaker 1: out of babies to use. We started to grow up 266 00:15:33,680 --> 00:15:36,680 Speaker 1: and nobody wanted eight year old piss and they faced anymore. 267 00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:41,760 Speaker 1: So I remember going from baby right, that baby is 268 00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:45,000 Speaker 1: trying to cigarette at this point that baby can wipe it, 269 00:15:45,120 --> 00:15:47,280 Speaker 1: that baby can wipe his own eggs. We don't want 270 00:15:50,360 --> 00:15:55,120 Speaker 1: so Naxie was the next big thing I remember. Yeah, 271 00:15:55,360 --> 00:15:59,640 Speaker 1: is there any part of you now that worries that? Besides? 272 00:15:59,720 --> 00:16:02,920 Speaker 1: I know that we're saying baby p is pure right, 273 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:06,040 Speaker 1: that it's the less toxic version of the thing, But 274 00:16:06,080 --> 00:16:08,200 Speaker 1: we also now live in a in a world that's 275 00:16:08,240 --> 00:16:12,040 Speaker 1: like a post pandemic weird fucking placed where we thought 276 00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:15,200 Speaker 1: a bunch of things that were perfectly normal are not normal. 277 00:16:15,280 --> 00:16:17,880 Speaker 1: Is there any part of you that goes like, maybe 278 00:16:17,880 --> 00:16:21,440 Speaker 1: baby pe isn't healthy for us to just be pressing 279 00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:26,000 Speaker 1: near our eyeballs and lips and ship What is peace 280 00:16:26,040 --> 00:16:29,560 Speaker 1: gonna do to you? Sare some people use piss or 281 00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:33,960 Speaker 1: sexual egg? Okay, yeah, I don't know that that's healthy 282 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:37,600 Speaker 1: for me. Piss can't put your ass out, he can't 283 00:16:37,680 --> 00:16:42,200 Speaker 1: drawl you. You're somebody you act like it's more have 284 00:16:42,440 --> 00:16:46,760 Speaker 1: to put pissy. I do not z more, geez not 285 00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:49,520 Speaker 1: zema burn Your people's not piss to just roll right 286 00:16:49,680 --> 00:16:55,880 Speaker 1: on with the other nickels in. Okay, alright, so Pete, 287 00:16:56,000 --> 00:17:00,000 Speaker 1: you're like, no, I'm accepting pee as an effective solution 288 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:02,479 Speaker 1: into this I don't mind the back in the day. 289 00:17:02,560 --> 00:17:05,000 Speaker 1: Back in the day, I think maybe piece work, I 290 00:17:05,080 --> 00:17:08,600 Speaker 1: really do, I wouldn't do it today. Well that's what 291 00:17:08,760 --> 00:17:11,040 Speaker 1: I was gonna ask, Because you have kids. Do you 292 00:17:11,080 --> 00:17:15,480 Speaker 1: think your kids are going to hand down this tradition? Hey, no, 293 00:17:15,680 --> 00:17:18,080 Speaker 1: my booger kids, that nobody used no piece around the 294 00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:23,080 Speaker 1: house for nothing, and this you got you got the internet. 295 00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:25,159 Speaker 1: We didn't have an internet, so we didn't know if 296 00:17:25,160 --> 00:17:27,040 Speaker 1: it was good or bad. You just picked up having 297 00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:30,080 Speaker 1: from from people before you. So no, I don't think 298 00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:33,000 Speaker 1: my kids will let me put other than my younger son, 299 00:17:33,080 --> 00:17:35,760 Speaker 1: I try it one time. Oh, I don't think nobody 300 00:17:35,920 --> 00:17:38,760 Speaker 1: with my kids would go for that. They're not They're 301 00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:40,959 Speaker 1: not going forward for themselves. They're not gonna do it 302 00:17:41,040 --> 00:17:44,400 Speaker 1: for their kids. This is sort of like a dead 303 00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:48,000 Speaker 1: tradition at this point in your mind pretty much. You know, 304 00:17:48,160 --> 00:17:50,840 Speaker 1: kids don't follow the old remedy that their parents and 305 00:17:50,880 --> 00:17:54,719 Speaker 1: grandparents followed. No, do you think and this is this 306 00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:58,920 Speaker 1: is more of a I guess, a more like theoretical question. 307 00:17:59,320 --> 00:18:01,560 Speaker 1: Do you think that that's a bad thing, that we're 308 00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:04,160 Speaker 1: moving away from those traditions? Do you think we need 309 00:18:04,240 --> 00:18:06,840 Speaker 1: to find ourselves back in the space where we are 310 00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:10,280 Speaker 1: like being loyal to like they are rubbed some piss 311 00:18:10,359 --> 00:18:14,760 Speaker 1: in your face as as a as a peer. Yeah, 312 00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:18,919 Speaker 1: this is proud African history. You're talking about rub that piss, 313 00:18:18,960 --> 00:18:23,600 Speaker 1: and I think some people steak to the ones that 314 00:18:23,640 --> 00:18:26,040 Speaker 1: they like. You know, I don't know if this is 315 00:18:26,080 --> 00:18:28,040 Speaker 1: one of them. When I saw it on your list, 316 00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:30,880 Speaker 1: that's why we took them me to death. I hadn't 317 00:18:30,880 --> 00:18:34,040 Speaker 1: heard that in years, But I think people take some 318 00:18:34,119 --> 00:18:36,159 Speaker 1: of those remedy and they still stick to it, like 319 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:39,160 Speaker 1: I did on my podcast one day. I mention Mercura 320 00:18:39,240 --> 00:18:41,600 Speaker 1: Calm that on ship that they used to put on 321 00:18:41,640 --> 00:18:43,879 Speaker 1: you that that I don't know if it worked, but 322 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:47,320 Speaker 1: that ship buried like South sold You wait, wait what 323 00:18:47,640 --> 00:18:52,040 Speaker 1: you said, Mercure Calm, uh huh? And what was it 324 00:18:52,080 --> 00:18:55,320 Speaker 1: meant to help me with? It was like you put 325 00:18:55,320 --> 00:18:57,679 Speaker 1: it on swords and ship like if you had chicken 326 00:18:57,720 --> 00:19:00,480 Speaker 1: pops and it turn your skin orange and ship. I 327 00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:03,160 Speaker 1: don't think the ship worked, but black people live by 328 00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:05,840 Speaker 1: that ship. And when I brought it up on my podcast, 329 00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:07,639 Speaker 1: it's like, what the funk are you talking about? And 330 00:19:07,640 --> 00:19:09,840 Speaker 1: everybody went to Google. You're talking about this, miss pet 331 00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:14,159 Speaker 1: I was like, I'm talking about that so and I 332 00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:16,919 Speaker 1: can't myself so many times, like you need some cure, comma, 333 00:19:17,119 --> 00:19:19,240 Speaker 1: you come let me put it. I'll probably would say, 334 00:19:19,320 --> 00:19:21,080 Speaker 1: now that you brought it back to my brain, we'll 335 00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:22,720 Speaker 1: put a little piss in your face. You getting agony 336 00:19:22,840 --> 00:19:24,760 Speaker 1: because I do have a thirteen year old at the house. 337 00:19:25,119 --> 00:19:27,280 Speaker 1: They got a little am I don't have a baby. 338 00:19:28,520 --> 00:19:33,560 Speaker 1: He'll put my child abuse. Well, I'll tell you this, 339 00:19:33,720 --> 00:19:35,520 Speaker 1: I got a baby on the way, So if you 340 00:19:35,600 --> 00:19:39,159 Speaker 1: want it, I'll store up some pistils for your child 341 00:19:39,240 --> 00:19:42,199 Speaker 1: and we'll we'll trade off. I'll find some resources I 342 00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:45,719 Speaker 1: can get from you in exchange. Yeah, I might give 343 00:19:45,760 --> 00:19:47,960 Speaker 1: it a truck my thirteen year I have a thirteen 344 00:19:48,040 --> 00:19:49,720 Speaker 1: year old, and I come on, let me pull a 345 00:19:49,720 --> 00:19:56,640 Speaker 1: pistol and acting boy. What you're saying sort of reminds 346 00:19:56,720 --> 00:19:59,720 Speaker 1: me of the fact. And I just learned this recently. Right, 347 00:19:59,840 --> 00:20:02,879 Speaker 1: is like I think about like chicken pox, right, and 348 00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:06,840 Speaker 1: how like everybody used to say, like, oh, if you 349 00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:09,240 Speaker 1: if your kid has chicken pox, you put your kid 350 00:20:09,320 --> 00:20:11,440 Speaker 1: next to other people's kids so that they could get 351 00:20:11,440 --> 00:20:14,000 Speaker 1: the chicken pox and then they could all like just 352 00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:16,320 Speaker 1: get it at the same time be be done with 353 00:20:16,359 --> 00:20:19,440 Speaker 1: it and not have to get it ever again. Right, 354 00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:22,960 Speaker 1: And now apparently for kids that are under like or 355 00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:26,600 Speaker 1: or people that are under like twenty seven, they're all 356 00:20:26,720 --> 00:20:29,280 Speaker 1: vaccinated from the chicken pox, which I which I didn't 357 00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:32,880 Speaker 1: even realize. Like you said on the twenty seven, I'm 358 00:20:32,880 --> 00:20:35,800 Speaker 1: forty nine and I'm vaccinated against chicken pops. You didn't 359 00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:38,520 Speaker 1: get the chicken pox, well, everybody got it, but you 360 00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:42,080 Speaker 1: still got the shot. I got got the shot. I 361 00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:45,760 Speaker 1: think I just got stood next to my sisters and then, uh, 362 00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:48,600 Speaker 1: you know if for a week. No, yeah, well if 363 00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:50,440 Speaker 1: you got if you got shots to going to school, 364 00:20:50,520 --> 00:20:52,800 Speaker 1: chicken pops is one of the shots you got. That's 365 00:20:52,840 --> 00:20:54,639 Speaker 1: probably why I didn't do it. That's probably why I 366 00:20:54,640 --> 00:20:58,639 Speaker 1: didn't break out his bay. Oh some chicken pox in 367 00:20:58,760 --> 00:21:01,640 Speaker 1: theory could do some real fucked up ship, But but 368 00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:05,480 Speaker 1: the vaccination makes it so that it isn't all that. Yeah, 369 00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:07,760 Speaker 1: I think so. But yeah, I had chicken pops and 370 00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:11,120 Speaker 1: vertigos all of that ship. Yeah, I mean I knew 371 00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:15,600 Speaker 1: about like measles and mumps and all the those vaccinations. 372 00:21:15,640 --> 00:21:17,359 Speaker 1: I didn't know chicken pox was one of them. But 373 00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:21,080 Speaker 1: I'm glad I'm glad, I'm learning, if I'm not, if 374 00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:23,240 Speaker 1: I'm not mistaken. Chicken pox is one of the vake 375 00:21:23,359 --> 00:21:25,640 Speaker 1: things that we get, so okay, that's what you don't 376 00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:29,879 Speaker 1: see them anymore, right, certainly not at the frequency that 377 00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:33,119 Speaker 1: it was happening, I guess in school. One of the 378 00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:36,200 Speaker 1: things that I think I think about, though, is all 379 00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:40,720 Speaker 1: the home remedies that came with chicken pox when you 380 00:21:40,840 --> 00:21:43,280 Speaker 1: got them right, like it was like taking baths and 381 00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:46,760 Speaker 1: oatmeal and ship that was meant to be like a 382 00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:49,080 Speaker 1: relief for the chicken pox, and I don't know that 383 00:21:49,119 --> 00:21:52,760 Speaker 1: it did. The other was taking the oxygen soap. You 384 00:21:52,760 --> 00:21:56,800 Speaker 1: remember that thickens brown soap? Huh even to think brown? 385 00:21:56,840 --> 00:21:59,120 Speaker 1: So my mama used to use it for her laundry, 386 00:21:59,280 --> 00:22:01,720 Speaker 1: and she also it was scrolled our legs with it 387 00:22:01,880 --> 00:22:04,320 Speaker 1: to put the medication for the chicken pops on it. 388 00:22:04,760 --> 00:22:07,680 Speaker 1: I hated that so that oxygen so it did. I 389 00:22:08,080 --> 00:22:11,200 Speaker 1: water could melt this. So she used to the wash clothes, 390 00:22:11,320 --> 00:22:13,159 Speaker 1: can wash clothes on our hands, and she also we 391 00:22:13,280 --> 00:22:16,320 Speaker 1: also bathed it and stick its hell. It's probably like 392 00:22:16,359 --> 00:22:22,359 Speaker 1: a brick. It last for like a month, and that's 393 00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:25,320 Speaker 1: why you had acne. You were getting washed with the 394 00:22:25,359 --> 00:22:28,000 Speaker 1: same stuff you were washing clothes with. That's where the 395 00:22:28,040 --> 00:22:32,439 Speaker 1: acne came from. Probably so say, probably so, baby, I 396 00:22:32,480 --> 00:22:34,800 Speaker 1: don't know, but I remember that ship. We had chicken pops. 397 00:22:34,840 --> 00:22:37,800 Speaker 1: I hate it or ain't because she was scrorell buzz damn, 398 00:22:38,119 --> 00:22:39,800 Speaker 1: you know, the bust of pops and then she would 399 00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:42,320 Speaker 1: put the medication on the pop. And you've been a 400 00:22:42,359 --> 00:22:44,439 Speaker 1: holly like. You've been the holl like you getting your 401 00:22:44,480 --> 00:22:48,879 Speaker 1: ass beat And this is meant to be a cure, 402 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:51,919 Speaker 1: This is meant to help you through the pain that 403 00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:54,960 Speaker 1: you're suffering. Well, helped to get the chicken pops healed 404 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:56,520 Speaker 1: and what I don't know if the hell she was 405 00:22:56,560 --> 00:22:58,640 Speaker 1: doing with us, but I got a lot of spots 406 00:22:58,680 --> 00:23:01,080 Speaker 1: from where we had chicken I'm saying, goes and she 407 00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:05,119 Speaker 1: scrubbing those with moss soap. Ah, that's wild. All right. 408 00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:07,199 Speaker 1: Let me ask you this last question before we go 409 00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:09,520 Speaker 1: to break and I think this is this is one 410 00:23:09,560 --> 00:23:11,760 Speaker 1: that I think is gonna help us to decide whether 411 00:23:11,840 --> 00:23:14,639 Speaker 1: or not this this baby p is in fact a 412 00:23:14,720 --> 00:23:17,480 Speaker 1: good decision or not. Do you feel like there are 413 00:23:17,680 --> 00:23:21,919 Speaker 1: other traditions that you've carried over that your kids or 414 00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:27,280 Speaker 1: kids you know, other generations would go, that's crazy. Hell no, 415 00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:29,840 Speaker 1: I would never do that much in the same vein 416 00:23:30,040 --> 00:23:33,960 Speaker 1: of rubbing a baby's diaper on your face. My mama 417 00:23:34,119 --> 00:23:36,200 Speaker 1: when I was a little, my mama had this thing 418 00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:38,680 Speaker 1: where she had a garden in Alloanta and she would 419 00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:40,720 Speaker 1: saying to make it right, she would say, put a 420 00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:43,119 Speaker 1: nail in a tree. You know, you go outside of 421 00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:45,000 Speaker 1: unail and nail in the tree, and that's gonna make 422 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:55,160 Speaker 1: it right. Wait, I have so many questions why now 423 00:23:55,160 --> 00:23:57,480 Speaker 1: I say that ship did not work? And I told 424 00:23:57,480 --> 00:24:07,040 Speaker 1: my kids that you get that from my mama had 425 00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:09,439 Speaker 1: a garden and I'll bet yard in Atlanta, and whenever 426 00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:11,440 Speaker 1: she wanted to right, shed have us go out there 427 00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:14,560 Speaker 1: oak tree and just nailed nails in the tree. And 428 00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:17,080 Speaker 1: we put so many fucking nails. And I was like, oh, 429 00:24:18,520 --> 00:24:22,320 Speaker 1: don't work. So you just caught. Any day you need rain, 430 00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:24,679 Speaker 1: you just go out, you nail and nail and you 431 00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:28,960 Speaker 1: just hope that that that I guess, affect the weather, weather, 432 00:24:29,320 --> 00:24:31,720 Speaker 1: that that made it more moist in the air. I 433 00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:34,560 Speaker 1: guess I don't know, but that's what she believed. And 434 00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:36,879 Speaker 1: she would have all as nail, so many nails in 435 00:24:36,880 --> 00:24:40,000 Speaker 1: this tree, and I'll back yard. Well these kids Jesus 436 00:24:40,160 --> 00:24:43,359 Speaker 1: all right? Well that I'll say this, baby Pea sounds 437 00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:47,560 Speaker 1: real reasonable weight against nailing trees for rain. So I 438 00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:51,760 Speaker 1: guess we're starting on a good foot, Baby p Is 439 00:24:51,760 --> 00:24:54,680 Speaker 1: is the most reasonable of the options that you've considered 440 00:24:54,760 --> 00:25:00,760 Speaker 1: up to this point. Yep, I love it. All right, 441 00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:02,640 Speaker 1: We're gonna take a break. We'll be back with more, 442 00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:15,600 Speaker 1: Miss Pat, and more, my Bama told me. And we 443 00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:23,720 Speaker 1: are back. Do you have your passport? Did you get 444 00:25:23,840 --> 00:25:27,720 Speaker 1: your shocks? Girl? What you like to come back with? 445 00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:38,400 Speaker 1: Rob to a bait? Come? I'm yep. We're still here 446 00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:42,480 Speaker 1: with miss Pat. We're back. We're talking baby Pere. We're 447 00:25:42,520 --> 00:25:46,240 Speaker 1: talking uh nails and in trees for rain. We're talking 448 00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:50,000 Speaker 1: all the sort of conspiracy theories that are handed down 449 00:25:50,040 --> 00:25:53,600 Speaker 1: as tradition. It might be complete nonsense, but Miss Pat 450 00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:55,920 Speaker 1: did it anyway, and I love it. I love that 451 00:25:55,960 --> 00:25:58,080 Speaker 1: you tried all of this stuff. We don't get that 452 00:25:58,200 --> 00:26:00,840 Speaker 1: very often a lot of these conspiracy theories are just 453 00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:03,399 Speaker 1: people making fun of stuff. But you're like, no, fuck that, 454 00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:07,760 Speaker 1: I'm trying this ship. It's beautiful. Who was forced to try? 455 00:26:07,920 --> 00:26:09,840 Speaker 1: And what you're gonna do? With a black mama, come 456 00:26:09,840 --> 00:26:12,360 Speaker 1: and let her up that pissy your face. No, it's 457 00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:16,679 Speaker 1: your black ass. Ovill Oh, that's the factor that you 458 00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:19,320 Speaker 1: you never you didn't explain that part, and I love that. 459 00:26:19,320 --> 00:26:22,560 Speaker 1: That's an added edition that she was like, no, I'm 460 00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:25,000 Speaker 1: gonna rub this piss in your face and you're like, no, 461 00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:27,800 Speaker 1: I don't want the piss. And I thought y'a were 462 00:26:27,840 --> 00:26:31,800 Speaker 1: lining up voluntarily, like you know, we know, she's like, 463 00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:34,560 Speaker 1: come in and put this pusy Oh, mama, piss again. 464 00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:38,520 Speaker 1: But you know, black mama, No, you get the hell 465 00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:41,480 Speaker 1: beat out you in two three piece and pampers in 466 00:26:41,560 --> 00:26:45,520 Speaker 1: your face right now, you're getting extra pampers. It's punishment. 467 00:26:47,080 --> 00:26:50,520 Speaker 1: I love that. Alright, let's let's dive into this research 468 00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:53,959 Speaker 1: because some of this research I think is going to 469 00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:57,199 Speaker 1: uh be very exciting to you, and other parts of 470 00:26:57,200 --> 00:27:00,880 Speaker 1: this research are gonna disappoint you hugely. So let's find 471 00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:05,040 Speaker 1: out which parts are which I think first and foremost 472 00:27:05,119 --> 00:27:08,200 Speaker 1: when when I looked up does baby pee here? Acne? 473 00:27:08,240 --> 00:27:12,159 Speaker 1: And keep in mind, I am not a motherfucking scientists. 474 00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:14,640 Speaker 1: I don't know ship. I just google stuff and try 475 00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:19,520 Speaker 1: to talk funny. That said dermatologists across the board seemed 476 00:27:19,560 --> 00:27:23,480 Speaker 1: pretty certain that pe, even that of a baby, does 477 00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:27,800 Speaker 1: not here acne. It is not, in fact a solution 478 00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:31,920 Speaker 1: to your acne. That's what dermatologists are saying. They lying 479 00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:37,240 Speaker 1: because they can't make no money from it. Remember we 480 00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:42,520 Speaker 1: was bad to for you. Now everybody saying weed, I 481 00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:45,560 Speaker 1: like what you're doing. I like what you're talking about. 482 00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:48,480 Speaker 1: It feels like you're about to talk some talk. Yeah, 483 00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:50,920 Speaker 1: when white man can make some money by soon did 484 00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:54,159 Speaker 1: they realize Pitts got the ingredients for agne from listening 485 00:27:54,160 --> 00:27:56,960 Speaker 1: to your podcast. They're gonna be running around here with 486 00:27:56,960 --> 00:27:59,280 Speaker 1: with those little emple doing things up. Baby asked to 487 00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:01,600 Speaker 1: get per this side of them. They ain't make no 488 00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:05,720 Speaker 1: money from you. First we remember we was a problem, 489 00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:08,840 Speaker 1: was a bad drug. Now everybody that don't look like 490 00:28:08,960 --> 00:28:13,280 Speaker 1: us got a dispensal. Come on, Oh you're talking some 491 00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:16,680 Speaker 1: shut that's how they get you. I like what you're 492 00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:20,520 Speaker 1: saying because okay, you're you're nailing something that. I think 493 00:28:20,520 --> 00:28:23,679 Speaker 1: it's very important here that at the end of the day, 494 00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:29,280 Speaker 1: these medical professionals still are often connected to businesses, and 495 00:28:29,480 --> 00:28:34,880 Speaker 1: they're either their personal businesses or larger entities incorporations and 496 00:28:34,920 --> 00:28:37,720 Speaker 1: all this ship. So what you're telling me is there's 497 00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:42,240 Speaker 1: a high possibility that these people are denying the healing 498 00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:45,840 Speaker 1: properties of baby p for the sake of of forcing 499 00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:48,880 Speaker 1: us to take some bullshit that they cooked up at 500 00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:52,320 Speaker 1: a higher price. Well, baby chiss is free. They didn't 501 00:28:52,320 --> 00:28:54,520 Speaker 1: create that. When they can create some ship that they 502 00:28:54,520 --> 00:28:57,239 Speaker 1: can push on you, they can make money. Anything that 503 00:28:57,400 --> 00:29:00,720 Speaker 1: does with healing, anything that is all about money. Yeah, 504 00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:02,920 Speaker 1: I mean they ain't even did the research. Old baby 505 00:29:02,920 --> 00:29:06,280 Speaker 1: piss the same baby pistel work. You gotta add. That's 506 00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:08,720 Speaker 1: an old black bitch of the well told Neils. It 507 00:29:08,760 --> 00:29:14,280 Speaker 1: ain't being in thirty year do baby piss work? Right? Okay? 508 00:29:14,360 --> 00:29:17,680 Speaker 1: I like this. Here's here's the part of the research 509 00:29:17,760 --> 00:29:20,920 Speaker 1: that I think this ties perfectly into is that there 510 00:29:21,200 --> 00:29:25,840 Speaker 1: is now a trend sweeping the nation basically referred to 511 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:30,360 Speaker 1: as urine therapy or eurroe therapy, where people will pay 512 00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:35,520 Speaker 1: top dollar to have piss rubbed on their faces. But 513 00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:40,000 Speaker 1: even more interesting in relation to your conspiracy theory, this 514 00:29:40,120 --> 00:29:43,080 Speaker 1: is not baby p that they're referring to. They are 515 00:29:43,120 --> 00:29:46,760 Speaker 1: talking about their own urine and or like the urine 516 00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:50,320 Speaker 1: of like other adults or animals that they're like rubbing 517 00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:55,440 Speaker 1: on their faces as a treatment for like any facial 518 00:29:55,480 --> 00:29:58,160 Speaker 1: issues they have. They say it tightens the skin and 519 00:29:58,280 --> 00:30:01,880 Speaker 1: tones and lifts and does all kinds of medicinal things. 520 00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:05,480 Speaker 1: And they're paying money for this. So to your point, 521 00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:09,440 Speaker 1: there's a connection here between the money and the medicine. 522 00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:12,320 Speaker 1: If you will give it a few years, peace will 523 00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:17,600 Speaker 1: be in both talkx mm hmm, you just said, imagine 524 00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:20,400 Speaker 1: we're tightening your skin. Who the funk won't they skin 525 00:30:20,440 --> 00:30:24,480 Speaker 1: and tighten gonna end up in both talks? What's what 526 00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:28,440 Speaker 1: I tell you? They say tightened skin like toner he 527 00:30:28,480 --> 00:30:32,440 Speaker 1: can treat psoriasis, eggs, and acne. And they say it 528 00:30:32,480 --> 00:30:35,719 Speaker 1: clears up your complexion which feels like a very white 529 00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:38,440 Speaker 1: want you know what I mean of? Like I want 530 00:30:38,440 --> 00:30:41,040 Speaker 1: my skin to be as like sort of like pale 531 00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:44,920 Speaker 1: and and even as possible that So it's yeah, they're 532 00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:47,320 Speaker 1: they're going to baby pe for it or adult be 533 00:30:47,480 --> 00:30:50,600 Speaker 1: excuse me for it now. Yeah, And they might moisturizing 534 00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:53,120 Speaker 1: it might come up with a moisturizing they get the 535 00:30:53,120 --> 00:31:03,480 Speaker 1: person who pieces to eat enough grease might turn into 536 00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:08,920 Speaker 1: more sur I'm telling you it's only because then you 537 00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:11,080 Speaker 1: watch what I tell you they say, you don't know, 538 00:31:11,360 --> 00:31:13,240 Speaker 1: He's just gonna be a cream called piss on me. 539 00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:20,680 Speaker 1: Just eat this this bottom of country crock and let's uh, 540 00:31:20,840 --> 00:31:23,240 Speaker 1: let's see what comes out of you after this. I 541 00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:25,440 Speaker 1: love that. So one of the things that I wanted 542 00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:29,520 Speaker 1: to understand about what people think is happening with P 543 00:31:30,160 --> 00:31:33,120 Speaker 1: and baby P and adult P all of it is like, 544 00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:36,760 Speaker 1: what are the properties in it that makes it so healing? 545 00:31:36,840 --> 00:31:39,920 Speaker 1: And one of the things that that doctors do acknowledge, 546 00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:42,920 Speaker 1: even the ones that are saying that it isn't a cure, 547 00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:46,360 Speaker 1: they say, the key medicinal reason people are so focused 548 00:31:46,360 --> 00:31:49,440 Speaker 1: on drinking drinking And that's another element that they're also 549 00:31:49,480 --> 00:31:54,480 Speaker 1: talking about, is drinking P as a medicinal healing thing 550 00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:56,960 Speaker 1: for your insides. But one of the things that they 551 00:31:57,000 --> 00:32:01,520 Speaker 1: talk about is that P contains something called urea uric 552 00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:04,880 Speaker 1: acid that's inside the P and urrea is said to 553 00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:11,560 Speaker 1: possess antibacterial, antifungal, and anti viral characteristics, and some researchers 554 00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:15,120 Speaker 1: are even exploring the potential of that urinary of other 555 00:32:15,280 --> 00:32:20,160 Speaker 1: urinary substances as a treatment for infertility and specific forms 556 00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:23,720 Speaker 1: of cancer. They're saying that like it basically is like 557 00:32:23,760 --> 00:32:26,960 Speaker 1: this super anti viral, anti bacterial thing, and it can 558 00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:30,240 Speaker 1: help potentially help you have babies and keep you from 559 00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:33,400 Speaker 1: getting specific kinds of cancer. And you still don't want 560 00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:36,720 Speaker 1: you still don't want me to in your face, Well 561 00:32:36,880 --> 00:32:43,120 Speaker 1: not yet. I'm not there yet. That's that's not where 562 00:32:43,120 --> 00:32:47,120 Speaker 1: I'm at. We just met. But maybe we'll we'll, we'll 563 00:32:47,160 --> 00:32:53,000 Speaker 1: get there together. So one of the things that I 564 00:32:53,040 --> 00:32:55,720 Speaker 1: thought was really helpful in sort of some of these 565 00:32:55,720 --> 00:33:02,600 Speaker 1: revelations was that although these practices of urinary treatment and 566 00:33:02,600 --> 00:33:05,320 Speaker 1: and euro treatment and all this are sort of like 567 00:33:05,480 --> 00:33:09,480 Speaker 1: new and new ag and and frankly white, it's actually 568 00:33:09,760 --> 00:33:13,000 Speaker 1: rooted in a lot of ancient traditions. There's this ancient 569 00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:17,560 Speaker 1: Indian healing practice called I Your Vita I I'm not 570 00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:21,400 Speaker 1: pronouncing that ship right, but it advocates for urine therapy 571 00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:28,760 Speaker 1: as a treatment for asthma, arthritists, allergies, acne, cancer, indigestion, migraines, wrinkles, 572 00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:33,120 Speaker 1: and a host of other conditions. So in theory, this 573 00:33:33,200 --> 00:33:36,280 Speaker 1: is something that we we didn't just come up with recently, 574 00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:39,560 Speaker 1: but that existed for years and years and years well 575 00:33:39,640 --> 00:33:44,520 Speaker 1: before you know, new medicine did come around. I told you, 576 00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:48,360 Speaker 1: I told you did, I say, but think about this. 577 00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:52,240 Speaker 1: When I was a kid, I don't remember what is 578 00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:56,640 Speaker 1: that skin disease you just named. That ship wasn't around 579 00:33:56,640 --> 00:34:00,440 Speaker 1: when I was little. H I don't remember anybody ever 580 00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:02,640 Speaker 1: having eggs. More when I was little, you had a 581 00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:04,960 Speaker 1: few bumps here and that year a little piste. Only 582 00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:07,240 Speaker 1: you're going by you business. But look all of this 583 00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:09,759 Speaker 1: other ship that they're putting in chemicals and so the 584 00:34:09,920 --> 00:34:12,759 Speaker 1: cure too. It could literally be you're stick into your 585 00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:19,160 Speaker 1: hand between the baby ass and then the piss and 586 00:34:19,160 --> 00:34:21,839 Speaker 1: I you know, you know, getting the piece and then 587 00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:25,040 Speaker 1: the baby get You know, I'm telling you nothing that 588 00:34:25,520 --> 00:34:29,719 Speaker 1: It's a fascinating argument. I think that we we hear 589 00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:32,759 Speaker 1: in other ways, right that Like they talk about like 590 00:34:32,840 --> 00:34:35,520 Speaker 1: all the ship that gets put in our foods now, 591 00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:39,520 Speaker 1: like anybody who eats raw or eats vegan or all 592 00:34:39,560 --> 00:34:42,000 Speaker 1: the things that people decide to do with their their 593 00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:46,400 Speaker 1: healthy eating choices is mostly saying, yo, I don't trust 594 00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:50,600 Speaker 1: all the pesticides and and weird like you know, growth 595 00:34:50,680 --> 00:34:53,120 Speaker 1: hormones they put in our foods, So are making a 596 00:34:53,239 --> 00:34:56,680 Speaker 1: choice to avoid that stuff. To your point, that same 597 00:34:56,960 --> 00:35:00,040 Speaker 1: principle might exist in the things that we're applying to 598 00:35:00,160 --> 00:35:03,319 Speaker 1: our skin, and we're just opting to move in a 599 00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:07,960 Speaker 1: direction where now acne and examine all these psoriasis, all 600 00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:12,040 Speaker 1: these other things are more prevalent because we've allowed these 601 00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:14,960 Speaker 1: other things to exist in our our our bodies and 602 00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:17,839 Speaker 1: our products. You know what they say, we are what 603 00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:24,000 Speaker 1: we eat. Mm hmm. So believe me. I have walf 604 00:35:24,040 --> 00:35:31,040 Speaker 1: of fries on my arms every day because I love 605 00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:35,880 Speaker 1: some fucking deep blade. Yeah, but I do believe. You 606 00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:39,600 Speaker 1: believe is healing, and so you you can make a 607 00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:43,239 Speaker 1: choice to either be a a piss healer or a 608 00:35:43,920 --> 00:35:48,840 Speaker 1: like like you said, anoxema healer, and being anoxema healer 609 00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:52,920 Speaker 1: might introduce a world of other issues that while it 610 00:35:53,040 --> 00:35:57,359 Speaker 1: might carry your acne, doesn't solve these other things that's introducing. 611 00:35:57,960 --> 00:36:02,319 Speaker 1: Not was horrible okay for you? You know, man, I 612 00:36:02,320 --> 00:36:04,200 Speaker 1: would I would use like I said earlier, I would 613 00:36:04,280 --> 00:36:06,759 Speaker 1: use piss way before I use not zoom when I 614 00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:08,719 Speaker 1: go in the store sometimes and I still see it 615 00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:13,399 Speaker 1: on the ship. I'm shocked. Yeah, but that's the crazy part, right. 616 00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:15,520 Speaker 1: Like I was talking to my wife and she was 617 00:36:15,560 --> 00:36:18,719 Speaker 1: telling me that like pretty much every tampon and and 618 00:36:18,840 --> 00:36:22,240 Speaker 1: sort of like a female product is soaked in bleach 619 00:36:22,719 --> 00:36:25,280 Speaker 1: that they like dip. They like put them in bleach 620 00:36:25,480 --> 00:36:27,840 Speaker 1: because they want them to be white, so that it 621 00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:30,680 Speaker 1: presents as like a clean thing for y'all to put 622 00:36:30,719 --> 00:36:34,120 Speaker 1: inside of yourselves. But you're not supposed to put bleach 623 00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:38,040 Speaker 1: in your pussy, Like that's not no, you don't, that's 624 00:36:38,120 --> 00:36:40,799 Speaker 1: not that we're bathing. You can bathe in bleach. Now. 625 00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:42,600 Speaker 1: I remember a lot of my mom and I used 626 00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:47,439 Speaker 1: to Bathe doesn't bleaching, ship, but just like a full 627 00:36:47,560 --> 00:36:52,040 Speaker 1: bathtub of bleach. No, when you say from Chicago, so 628 00:36:52,160 --> 00:36:54,359 Speaker 1: back in the day, you would always put like two 629 00:36:54,440 --> 00:36:56,560 Speaker 1: caps of bleach. You just post some bleach over in 630 00:36:56,560 --> 00:37:02,680 Speaker 1: your bath water. They didn't want I don't sucking though black. 631 00:37:03,040 --> 00:37:06,480 Speaker 1: I don't know, but I was just talking to somebody. Yeah, 632 00:37:06,520 --> 00:37:09,080 Speaker 1: we bad. He didn't bleach. I mean, I don't know why, 633 00:37:09,120 --> 00:37:11,319 Speaker 1: but we always babe in bleach and just coming up. 634 00:37:12,120 --> 00:37:16,080 Speaker 1: Oh man, I've never heard of that before in my life. Really, 635 00:37:16,960 --> 00:37:21,800 Speaker 1: you gotta go to everybody. I probably it was bleached 636 00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:24,480 Speaker 1: backing the day. Everybody know that if you from down South, 637 00:37:25,239 --> 00:37:26,800 Speaker 1: you do take you got your dirty as in that 638 00:37:26,920 --> 00:37:29,920 Speaker 1: tub with two caps of bleach. Oh man, I just 639 00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:33,799 Speaker 1: used Johnson and Johnson no tears, and that did the 640 00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:39,000 Speaker 1: trick for me. But he sir, your your parents had money. Okay, 641 00:37:39,239 --> 00:37:42,240 Speaker 1: the only Johnson and Johnson we know was treats. Who's 642 00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:47,799 Speaker 1: coming to the hood to buy pussy? Can't argue with that, 643 00:37:49,640 --> 00:37:52,080 Speaker 1: but your wife is right they do so they still 644 00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:55,400 Speaker 1: that's why we got vegan tampons. Now, you know tampons 645 00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:57,799 Speaker 1: with I don't use tampons, but a lot of that 646 00:37:57,880 --> 00:38:00,640 Speaker 1: stuff is causing problem for females because I don't think 647 00:38:00,640 --> 00:38:04,120 Speaker 1: he's supposed to stick none up in there anyway. Personally, 648 00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:07,000 Speaker 1: I don't like them anyway, but they do cause a 649 00:38:07,040 --> 00:38:10,719 Speaker 1: lot of female problems. They're beginning to believe, right, And 650 00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:14,200 Speaker 1: I think it's it's exactly that, right that like we 651 00:38:14,280 --> 00:38:18,120 Speaker 1: are introducing things that are meant to be solved, but 652 00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:21,640 Speaker 1: in solving the problem, we're adding more problems. It's the 653 00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:23,640 Speaker 1: same way that you were saying that, Like, you know, 654 00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:25,960 Speaker 1: we hear about this in the news that like all 655 00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:29,800 Speaker 1: these people are able to live longer. Right, every single 656 00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:32,319 Speaker 1: year we lived to like we used to live till 657 00:38:32,360 --> 00:38:34,920 Speaker 1: we were thirty, Now we lived till we're ninety. A 658 00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:37,560 Speaker 1: hundred years old. But in doing that, we also have 659 00:38:37,680 --> 00:38:41,360 Speaker 1: like a hundred different types of cancer that probably didn't 660 00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:44,279 Speaker 1: exist when we were thirty. You just died because like 661 00:38:44,320 --> 00:38:46,960 Speaker 1: a wolf bit your leg and you bled out until 662 00:38:47,280 --> 00:38:50,520 Speaker 1: you know you couldn't anymore. I don't know if I 663 00:38:50,600 --> 00:38:53,040 Speaker 1: know wolf, but I come from a family alcohol and 664 00:38:53,120 --> 00:38:54,759 Speaker 1: you they walk out in the street and you hit. 665 00:38:54,840 --> 00:39:03,640 Speaker 1: That calls the same principle. No, it's not a wolf hurt. 666 00:39:04,120 --> 00:39:06,040 Speaker 1: You can hit by a car and don't see it coming, 667 00:39:06,120 --> 00:39:07,600 Speaker 1: you don't know what you you don't even know you've 668 00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:14,759 Speaker 1: been hit and have it fair enough. Wolf can't take 669 00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:17,080 Speaker 1: you out in one bite. So yeah, that I can't 670 00:39:17,160 --> 00:39:19,400 Speaker 1: argue with that. Yeah, but a car can take your 671 00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:23,640 Speaker 1: aways one of the white So one of the things 672 00:39:23,640 --> 00:39:25,879 Speaker 1: that I found in the research, and this is going 673 00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:29,400 Speaker 1: to go against some of what you're advocating for, but 674 00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:32,240 Speaker 1: I wanted to know why that if you're in uria 675 00:39:32,560 --> 00:39:36,640 Speaker 1: uric acid have all of these quote unquote healing properties, 676 00:39:37,080 --> 00:39:41,040 Speaker 1: Why are doctors saying that rubbing P on a person's 677 00:39:41,040 --> 00:39:43,640 Speaker 1: face doesn't work. And one of the things that they 678 00:39:43,680 --> 00:39:48,160 Speaker 1: say is that there aren't enough amounts of these substances 679 00:39:48,200 --> 00:39:52,759 Speaker 1: in P to actually offer the medicinal treatment that they 680 00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:56,480 Speaker 1: claimed to be offering. So that basically in p P 681 00:39:56,760 --> 00:40:00,400 Speaker 1: is mostly water. It's like ninety percent water and the 682 00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:04,200 Speaker 1: uria only makes up like five per cent of the 683 00:40:04,280 --> 00:40:07,320 Speaker 1: actual p And so what you're rubbing on your face, 684 00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:11,760 Speaker 1: while it does have these potentially healing properties, it also 685 00:40:11,960 --> 00:40:14,359 Speaker 1: is so small that it isn't actually going to have 686 00:40:14,440 --> 00:40:16,719 Speaker 1: the major effects. Well, let me say this to you. 687 00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:19,120 Speaker 1: If you're taking six diapers to the face of day, 688 00:40:19,400 --> 00:40:25,280 Speaker 1: you're probably right. So this is an issue of commitment. 689 00:40:25,440 --> 00:40:28,719 Speaker 1: You gotta be committed to to rubbing your face with 690 00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:30,960 Speaker 1: these diapers and not. You can't be a coward about 691 00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:34,080 Speaker 1: this ship. Well, they sell you hundred dollar cream that 692 00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:37,040 Speaker 1: takes you eight months to work. It's just like piss 693 00:40:37,120 --> 00:40:39,040 Speaker 1: with a whole bunch of water. I mean, you bout 694 00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:41,719 Speaker 1: a hundred dollar face cream. That stuff is watered down too. 695 00:40:42,080 --> 00:40:44,440 Speaker 1: They're not gonna they like they're giving you all the 696 00:40:44,520 --> 00:40:47,640 Speaker 1: good stuff. If they created one episode, you wouldn't have 697 00:40:47,680 --> 00:40:52,000 Speaker 1: to come back fair, right, So the creams themselves are 698 00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:55,120 Speaker 1: also something you're returning to. It's just a question of 699 00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:57,359 Speaker 1: how you want to return. You want to return for free, 700 00:40:57,480 --> 00:41:00,640 Speaker 1: you want to return for five hundred dollars. Yeah, I 701 00:41:00,680 --> 00:41:04,600 Speaker 1: think so, I really do think. So. Okay, here's the 702 00:41:04,680 --> 00:41:07,880 Speaker 1: additional thing that they say about the issue with rubbing 703 00:41:07,880 --> 00:41:10,320 Speaker 1: P on your face. Is that P to your point 704 00:41:10,520 --> 00:41:14,440 Speaker 1: both adult and baby. Although baby they do say, is 705 00:41:14,480 --> 00:41:19,040 Speaker 1: more pure, is a uncontaminated substance, right that in general, 706 00:41:19,120 --> 00:41:22,759 Speaker 1: P is it isn't filled with a bunch of like bullshit. 707 00:41:23,040 --> 00:41:27,520 Speaker 1: Right that said, they say that your body itself is 708 00:41:27,560 --> 00:41:31,360 Speaker 1: super contaminated. So when the P is leaving the person, 709 00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:35,560 Speaker 1: it is immediately being filled with bacteria that is not 710 00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:38,680 Speaker 1: meant for your face or other parts of your body. 711 00:41:38,960 --> 00:41:42,520 Speaker 1: So the substance it self fine, but the person shooting 712 00:41:42,520 --> 00:41:46,319 Speaker 1: that ship out poison, and that poison is then interacting 713 00:41:46,320 --> 00:41:49,479 Speaker 1: with the PE, making it more contaminated and then gives 714 00:41:49,520 --> 00:41:53,040 Speaker 1: people like E Coli and ship. Um, I don't know 715 00:41:53,040 --> 00:41:55,120 Speaker 1: know about this ship because I'm telling about baby Peace. 716 00:41:55,160 --> 00:41:57,239 Speaker 1: I'm not telling then a thirty year wound piece. So 717 00:41:57,880 --> 00:42:00,800 Speaker 1: so I'm telling my baby, ain't all of that stuff 718 00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:03,040 Speaker 1: ain't passing through No, baby, you know, it ain't like 719 00:42:03,080 --> 00:42:05,360 Speaker 1: my mama piste on a pamper or a diaper and 720 00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:07,640 Speaker 1: wipe it in my face. It was always from a baby. 721 00:42:08,160 --> 00:42:11,279 Speaker 1: So that could be true, because you know, they tell 722 00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:13,239 Speaker 1: us to wipe from front to back to make sure 723 00:42:13,239 --> 00:42:15,120 Speaker 1: everything when you go to the doctor for a checkub, 724 00:42:15,160 --> 00:42:17,440 Speaker 1: to make sure you got all the bad stuff on 725 00:42:17,520 --> 00:42:21,000 Speaker 1: feel vagina. But you're talking about the unused penis of vagina. 726 00:42:21,360 --> 00:42:23,520 Speaker 1: That thing is poor as it can get, so you know, 727 00:42:26,480 --> 00:42:29,560 Speaker 1: and you know eco line, it ain't passing through all 728 00:42:29,560 --> 00:42:32,399 Speaker 1: of that other bull crap. I'm still focused on baby piece. 729 00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:34,680 Speaker 1: But they're they're doing really I don't know who I 730 00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:38,000 Speaker 1: hear letting grown people piss in their face. I don't 731 00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:40,120 Speaker 1: know nothing about that. Maybe this is who get ship 732 00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:46,000 Speaker 1: in there. I think that's sexual, but I'm talking about 733 00:42:46,160 --> 00:42:48,080 Speaker 1: I'm sure that's quite a few people are doing it 734 00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:51,360 Speaker 1: sexually too, but some are claiming it's not sexual, that 735 00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:54,480 Speaker 1: it truly is just the medicine. Now here's the the 736 00:42:54,520 --> 00:42:57,040 Speaker 1: other part that I think is really important for us 737 00:42:57,080 --> 00:43:00,440 Speaker 1: to unpack here, which is all the research that I 738 00:43:00,520 --> 00:43:03,680 Speaker 1: sort of found talks about the fact, and you've actually 739 00:43:03,719 --> 00:43:06,279 Speaker 1: brought this up a number of times, is that this 740 00:43:06,360 --> 00:43:09,320 Speaker 1: is the the baby p of it all is often 741 00:43:09,480 --> 00:43:13,839 Speaker 1: a choice of necessity that this if you have lack 742 00:43:13,880 --> 00:43:18,320 Speaker 1: of resources, if you have things that are not readily 743 00:43:18,360 --> 00:43:22,239 Speaker 1: available to you, then you choose to find solutions to 744 00:43:22,360 --> 00:43:25,640 Speaker 1: these problems that are more immediate. And so they talk about, 745 00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:28,560 Speaker 1: like in the research, the fact that that P is 746 00:43:28,680 --> 00:43:31,239 Speaker 1: uncontaminated and people drink their p as a way of 747 00:43:31,360 --> 00:43:35,880 Speaker 1: hydrating in foreign countries and places where there are less resources, 748 00:43:35,960 --> 00:43:38,560 Speaker 1: and then a bunch of white people here about that, 749 00:43:38,640 --> 00:43:40,719 Speaker 1: and they figure out a way to make money off 750 00:43:40,719 --> 00:43:44,880 Speaker 1: of that by selling back to Americans all the bullshit 751 00:43:45,080 --> 00:43:49,759 Speaker 1: that other people are doing strictly for survival. For Yeah, 752 00:43:49,840 --> 00:43:52,839 Speaker 1: it's not that you wanted to drink your P. Nobody's like, man, 753 00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:55,280 Speaker 1: you know what I gotta taste for. It's a tall 754 00:43:55,320 --> 00:44:01,080 Speaker 1: glass of P. It's that oh tas of Oh sure 755 00:44:01,160 --> 00:44:04,279 Speaker 1: you don't want that hot? You gotta chill that boy, 756 00:44:06,320 --> 00:44:09,239 Speaker 1: Give me some piss on ice. Yes, I like my 757 00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:14,800 Speaker 1: shirt on the rocks. Know, as soon as they find 758 00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:17,839 Speaker 1: out that they can cure anything with piss, I'm telling 759 00:44:17,880 --> 00:44:20,160 Speaker 1: it's gonna be on the market. And I go back 760 00:44:20,160 --> 00:44:22,520 Speaker 1: to when they thought weed was an issue, and they've 761 00:44:22,560 --> 00:44:25,520 Speaker 1: been smoking weed in Africa for how many years? How 762 00:44:25,520 --> 00:44:28,120 Speaker 1: many years they've been doing this stuff, saying it's healthy 763 00:44:28,160 --> 00:44:30,760 Speaker 1: for your body, think about this. I've never seen nobody 764 00:44:30,800 --> 00:44:33,200 Speaker 1: really commit a crime on weed. Weed. This the most 765 00:44:33,280 --> 00:44:35,800 Speaker 1: cheerless thing out there. But all of a sudden, now, oh, 766 00:44:36,040 --> 00:44:38,279 Speaker 1: we need to put weed it pants for everything in 767 00:44:38,280 --> 00:44:42,800 Speaker 1: this country. Baby pisses on his way up. And even 768 00:44:43,239 --> 00:44:46,239 Speaker 1: even to the analogy you're making, like we you look 769 00:44:46,280 --> 00:44:50,719 Speaker 1: at the Olympics, right Shakari Richardson, she's canceled from the Olympics. 770 00:44:50,719 --> 00:44:55,160 Speaker 1: She can't go and run the race because she smokes weed. 771 00:44:55,719 --> 00:45:00,920 Speaker 1: But they're then selling weed in Japan and like advertising 772 00:45:00,920 --> 00:45:03,799 Speaker 1: weed as a part of the Olympic Games. And so 773 00:45:03,880 --> 00:45:06,640 Speaker 1: it's like this weird dance of like, oh, she smoked, 774 00:45:06,960 --> 00:45:09,080 Speaker 1: but she ain't smoked. The ship we can make money 775 00:45:09,160 --> 00:45:13,200 Speaker 1: off of. So nah, you gotta go, and it's everything's 776 00:45:13,200 --> 00:45:16,359 Speaker 1: a money grab. Yeah, and you and you wait till 777 00:45:16,400 --> 00:45:19,239 Speaker 1: they figure out black women got the best pet. They're 778 00:45:19,239 --> 00:45:28,600 Speaker 1: gonna have us right here squatting like it. You give 779 00:45:28,600 --> 00:45:31,600 Speaker 1: your credit. I'm gonna tell you right now, they're gonna, oh, 780 00:45:32,040 --> 00:45:36,439 Speaker 1: car piss make you run faster? And then and what's 781 00:45:36,440 --> 00:45:38,880 Speaker 1: would I tell you laughing, But I'm gonna tell you 782 00:45:38,960 --> 00:45:41,520 Speaker 1: that Miss pat said this ship. I'm telling you there's 783 00:45:41,600 --> 00:45:44,400 Speaker 1: something to baby piss, and I believe it. I really 784 00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:46,319 Speaker 1: do think your hips out with agne if you get 785 00:45:46,440 --> 00:45:50,040 Speaker 1: enough of it. Well, it sounds like nothing I've said 786 00:45:50,080 --> 00:45:52,960 Speaker 1: has even even swayed you in the slightest. And I 787 00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:55,479 Speaker 1: love it. I love you. You You dug your feet 788 00:45:55,520 --> 00:45:58,719 Speaker 1: in and it's beautiful and and frankly, I think I 789 00:45:58,800 --> 00:46:01,760 Speaker 1: might consider rubbing this be on my face now that uh, 790 00:46:02,040 --> 00:46:05,040 Speaker 1: now that we've had this conversation, this is very exciting. 791 00:46:05,360 --> 00:46:08,319 Speaker 1: Don't knock until you try it, don't knock until you 792 00:46:08,400 --> 00:46:10,799 Speaker 1: try it, and god damn it, I might just have 793 00:46:10,880 --> 00:46:12,920 Speaker 1: to try it. We're gonna take one more break. We'll 794 00:46:12,960 --> 00:46:15,160 Speaker 1: be back with more, miss pat and more. My mama 795 00:46:15,200 --> 00:46:40,040 Speaker 1: told me we are that. Yeah, we're back here with 796 00:46:40,160 --> 00:46:43,120 Speaker 1: Moor Miss Matt more. My mama told me she was 797 00:46:43,239 --> 00:46:45,960 Speaker 1: not expecting DMX to speak that way on the Reading 798 00:46:46,040 --> 00:46:48,960 Speaker 1: Rainbow song. But we're still having fun talking about this 799 00:46:49,040 --> 00:46:52,279 Speaker 1: baby p and I think I'm really considering rubbing some 800 00:46:52,360 --> 00:46:54,839 Speaker 1: p on my face anytime I have a breakout. This 801 00:46:54,920 --> 00:46:59,200 Speaker 1: is the baby p I listen, I'm not starting with 802 00:46:59,239 --> 00:47:02,400 Speaker 1: adult b I've made it thirty four years without putting 803 00:47:02,400 --> 00:47:04,640 Speaker 1: adult be on my face. I don't play on going 804 00:47:04,680 --> 00:47:09,560 Speaker 1: back on that. Now you believe me, you have put 805 00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:12,440 Speaker 1: adult piss in your face. You just didn't know it. 806 00:47:12,920 --> 00:47:15,960 Speaker 1: Hold on, tell me more, because I I've worked real 807 00:47:16,040 --> 00:47:18,719 Speaker 1: hard to avoid that ship. Have you ever performed or 808 00:47:18,880 --> 00:47:21,239 Speaker 1: six on a woman where you've been piste on? Just 809 00:47:21,760 --> 00:47:26,600 Speaker 1: word and let's move on. Don't ruin it for me. 810 00:47:27,120 --> 00:47:31,200 Speaker 1: Don't let me enjoy a nice time down there, don't 811 00:47:31,239 --> 00:47:35,040 Speaker 1: make it. Don't taint it with your with your cruel intentions. 812 00:47:35,760 --> 00:47:38,000 Speaker 1: You can't stop to piss when they're sleeping out, sir, 813 00:47:38,320 --> 00:47:44,520 Speaker 1: We ain't gonna care you, young man. You still went 814 00:47:44,640 --> 00:47:47,359 Speaker 1: behind the eild. You think you created all that went 815 00:47:47,440 --> 00:47:53,239 Speaker 1: and you're a damn food. Well, I'm gonna have a 816 00:47:53,360 --> 00:47:56,279 Speaker 1: stern talk with my wife when this is over. This 817 00:47:56,320 --> 00:47:59,440 Speaker 1: is we're gonna change some things around here. What you 818 00:47:59,480 --> 00:48:01,640 Speaker 1: gonna do to lore gonna people you start? It's the 819 00:48:01,719 --> 00:48:05,839 Speaker 1: black does his own thing. It's never empty. There's gonna 820 00:48:05,840 --> 00:48:08,560 Speaker 1: be dry oral sex from now on, just to make 821 00:48:08,600 --> 00:48:12,080 Speaker 1: sure ain't no pissing there, good dry oral sex. Nobody's 822 00:48:12,120 --> 00:48:14,920 Speaker 1: having fun anymore. You know what dry or six is 823 00:48:14,960 --> 00:48:20,440 Speaker 1: like in Cyrial and no milk. We'll move on. Let's 824 00:48:20,440 --> 00:48:23,480 Speaker 1: play you a game. Hey, we're gonna play a game. 825 00:48:23,760 --> 00:48:25,960 Speaker 1: This is a classic game on this show. It's a 826 00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:30,160 Speaker 1: game called white Line. Ugly, you're disgusting, I'm gonna kill you. 827 00:48:30,200 --> 00:48:33,279 Speaker 1: Give me two. It's white Lines. This is a fun 828 00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:36,680 Speaker 1: game where I am going to introduce to you a 829 00:48:36,760 --> 00:48:41,000 Speaker 1: classic conspiracy theory, a conspiracy theory that white people have 830 00:48:41,120 --> 00:48:44,000 Speaker 1: been holding on too strong. And what I would love 831 00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:46,799 Speaker 1: for you to do. Just tell me where you think 832 00:48:46,840 --> 00:48:50,640 Speaker 1: this conspiracy theory comes from. How much you believe it 833 00:48:50,840 --> 00:48:54,880 Speaker 1: all right? And more importantly, why you think white people 834 00:48:54,960 --> 00:48:58,960 Speaker 1: are so committed to it. Why is this a conspiracy 835 00:48:59,040 --> 00:49:02,279 Speaker 1: theory that white will hold onto so dearly? Now, this 836 00:49:02,360 --> 00:49:04,920 Speaker 1: is a dark one. I'm gonna give you a slightly 837 00:49:05,040 --> 00:49:07,880 Speaker 1: dark conspiracy theory. But you're funny enough, I know you 838 00:49:07,920 --> 00:49:10,799 Speaker 1: can handle it. There are lots of white people now 839 00:49:11,120 --> 00:49:14,880 Speaker 1: who believe that any mass shootings, any sort of like 840 00:49:15,280 --> 00:49:20,440 Speaker 1: incidents of mass murder are actually staged by the government, 841 00:49:20,600 --> 00:49:24,680 Speaker 1: that the government is staging mass shootings for their own benefit. 842 00:49:25,120 --> 00:49:28,680 Speaker 1: I am asking you, miss pat, why you think that 843 00:49:28,760 --> 00:49:32,879 Speaker 1: white people believe this so much? Because they don't want 844 00:49:32,880 --> 00:49:36,000 Speaker 1: to know that their kids are that's fucking crazy, coming 845 00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:37,799 Speaker 1: out of the basement, that would go shoot up a 846 00:49:37,800 --> 00:49:40,279 Speaker 1: whole goddamn cool. They don't want to know that that 847 00:49:40,880 --> 00:49:44,280 Speaker 1: they're reading that they're raising mass shoots, so they're in denied. 848 00:49:44,360 --> 00:49:47,400 Speaker 1: Oh no, not my white baby. My wife said, we 849 00:49:47,480 --> 00:49:49,920 Speaker 1: would never do this. This ship is a movie. This 850 00:49:50,080 --> 00:49:54,920 Speaker 1: just made the funk up. You know, I didn't well, 851 00:49:54,920 --> 00:49:57,000 Speaker 1: you don't want to say she did that. Ain't real it. 852 00:49:57,160 --> 00:50:00,319 Speaker 1: Real white people, y'all do mass shooting. I tell them 853 00:50:00,320 --> 00:50:02,160 Speaker 1: out of time, we do, we do dry by, we 854 00:50:02,200 --> 00:50:04,680 Speaker 1: shoot the motherfucker that we came to shoot. We don't 855 00:50:04,680 --> 00:50:07,160 Speaker 1: shoot everybody. But they they just walk out and said, 856 00:50:07,160 --> 00:50:09,080 Speaker 1: what I feel like killing? What do I go today? 857 00:50:09,200 --> 00:50:16,799 Speaker 1: Checking cheese? And when the interviewed the pair, they'd be like, 858 00:50:17,080 --> 00:50:19,239 Speaker 1: that's why they al would say he was a good kid, 859 00:50:19,480 --> 00:50:21,399 Speaker 1: know the fucking one. He was there in the eating 860 00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:23,480 Speaker 1: buggles and trailing his health for the last where years. 861 00:50:23,520 --> 00:50:25,480 Speaker 1: You knew something over that niggle, but you didn't do 862 00:50:25,560 --> 00:50:28,240 Speaker 1: nothing to have this crazy motherfucker, you know, the motherfucker crazy. 863 00:50:28,280 --> 00:50:29,880 Speaker 1: That's why you kept him in the basement because you 864 00:50:29,920 --> 00:50:33,680 Speaker 1: were scared of him there. It is yep. I couldn't 865 00:50:33,680 --> 00:50:36,879 Speaker 1: agree more. I think I think there's nothing worse than 866 00:50:36,920 --> 00:50:38,960 Speaker 1: having to look your own child in the face and 867 00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:42,200 Speaker 1: realize that they're fucked up. And so it's easy to 868 00:50:42,239 --> 00:50:44,759 Speaker 1: connect a bunch of red string in the background and 869 00:50:44,840 --> 00:50:48,279 Speaker 1: pretend like this is some government conspiracy theory instead of 870 00:50:48,320 --> 00:50:51,040 Speaker 1: being like, goddamn, I should have spent more time talking 871 00:50:51,080 --> 00:50:53,239 Speaker 1: to this motherfucker and really figuring out how to make 872 00:50:53,280 --> 00:50:55,960 Speaker 1: them not like this. See if black mama will go 873 00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:57,640 Speaker 1: in the basement, nigga, what you got here in this 874 00:50:57,719 --> 00:51:01,080 Speaker 1: motherfucking basement trailing your half fun? He would have never 875 00:51:01,120 --> 00:51:03,640 Speaker 1: had that was trying to play. She'd whooped his ass. 876 00:51:04,360 --> 00:51:06,080 Speaker 1: Take the trash out. Why do you always to make 877 00:51:06,120 --> 00:51:10,080 Speaker 1: me go outside and play, motherfucker? I like that You 878 00:51:10,160 --> 00:51:12,839 Speaker 1: think that twirling the hair is where they where they 879 00:51:12,920 --> 00:51:17,520 Speaker 1: really find their evils when they're twirling. Ye a black 880 00:51:17,560 --> 00:51:19,759 Speaker 1: mam won't get each other. That was trying to think, 881 00:51:20,200 --> 00:51:22,600 Speaker 1: get your ass outside, red raise hot, go kick this 882 00:51:22,680 --> 00:51:28,279 Speaker 1: and everything. They would thinking of the black mama uninterrupted 883 00:51:28,280 --> 00:51:31,960 Speaker 1: in their mind. I love that. So, So what you're 884 00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:36,800 Speaker 1: saying is that black parents ability to interrupt your quiet 885 00:51:36,840 --> 00:51:40,160 Speaker 1: time is essential for making sure that you don't become 886 00:51:40,200 --> 00:51:42,840 Speaker 1: a mass shooter. That you don't turn into one of 887 00:51:42,880 --> 00:51:46,200 Speaker 1: these awful fucking people that kills everybody for the reason 888 00:51:46,680 --> 00:51:49,399 Speaker 1: well black people kill people too, But but you ain't. 889 00:51:49,520 --> 00:51:51,960 Speaker 1: You're playing ain't gonna be developed at the house. That's 890 00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:57,880 Speaker 1: all I'm saying, Hey, we shoot each other here, motherfucking day. Okay, 891 00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:00,200 Speaker 1: But I'm just saying they're playing the start that house. 892 00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:02,560 Speaker 1: He started at your friends out because that black mama 893 00:52:02,560 --> 00:52:05,440 Speaker 1: don't interrupted. But you know, I think I think the 894 00:52:05,480 --> 00:52:07,680 Speaker 1: reason why they believe that because it's somebody that looks 895 00:52:07,760 --> 00:52:10,160 Speaker 1: like them and they don't want to be looked at 896 00:52:10,200 --> 00:52:13,480 Speaker 1: in that light. So instead there saying, oh, it's some 897 00:52:13,560 --> 00:52:15,879 Speaker 1: ship that the government cooked up. This ship really ain't real. 898 00:52:16,080 --> 00:52:18,319 Speaker 1: White people would never do no ship like that. You 899 00:52:18,360 --> 00:52:20,799 Speaker 1: let him tell his slavery one real, So that's all 900 00:52:21,680 --> 00:52:26,160 Speaker 1: I got you. It's too familiar and too much of 901 00:52:26,440 --> 00:52:29,120 Speaker 1: a mirror back at themselves, so they say, fuck it, 902 00:52:29,280 --> 00:52:32,319 Speaker 1: this has to be something more sinister, and I give 903 00:52:32,320 --> 00:52:34,480 Speaker 1: you a great et Epps like me, I'm fat, right, 904 00:52:34,680 --> 00:52:36,680 Speaker 1: So they think all fat girls cook in the middle 905 00:52:36,680 --> 00:52:38,439 Speaker 1: of the night and that's only time we get funk. 906 00:52:38,960 --> 00:52:44,440 Speaker 1: And I hate that because I'm like, who is not 907 00:52:44,560 --> 00:52:51,760 Speaker 1: fucking fat? Women doing the day. This is a conspiracy theory. 908 00:52:51,760 --> 00:52:53,920 Speaker 1: That's some bullshit, and I don't like to be looked 909 00:52:53,920 --> 00:52:56,239 Speaker 1: at like that because I'm fat. I'm like, I'm not 910 00:52:56,280 --> 00:52:58,320 Speaker 1: gonna cook you no fry chicken at two thirds in 911 00:52:58,360 --> 00:53:00,360 Speaker 1: the morning for you to fuck me. So you know. 912 00:53:00,880 --> 00:53:02,640 Speaker 1: So that's why I'm gonna die you, because I'm trying 913 00:53:02,640 --> 00:53:05,319 Speaker 1: to get out of that that whole ara where people 914 00:53:05,360 --> 00:53:07,160 Speaker 1: don't think I'm all from chicken in the middle of 915 00:53:07,160 --> 00:53:12,440 Speaker 1: the night. You're not gonna be somebody's midnight chef. You're 916 00:53:12,440 --> 00:53:14,480 Speaker 1: trying to You're trying to get some asks during the day. 917 00:53:14,520 --> 00:53:18,040 Speaker 1: I respect that. I don't want to it's mary back 918 00:53:18,120 --> 00:53:23,200 Speaker 1: keeping healthcare. I've been sixth grade. I don't want to ask. 919 00:53:23,840 --> 00:53:28,000 Speaker 1: I didn't want some money. Fair enough, Well, you are 920 00:53:28,080 --> 00:53:31,239 Speaker 1: the air folks, get get miss Packs the money. She 921 00:53:31,320 --> 00:53:33,759 Speaker 1: don't need your ass. She needs the money, she needs 922 00:53:33,800 --> 00:53:36,879 Speaker 1: the healthcare. But more importantly, Ms Pack, can you tell 923 00:53:36,960 --> 00:53:39,560 Speaker 1: all the people where they can find you what cool 924 00:53:39,640 --> 00:53:43,880 Speaker 1: stuff you have going on? I'm on social media platform 925 00:53:44,480 --> 00:53:47,000 Speaker 1: as comedian and miss pat c O M E da 926 00:53:47,239 --> 00:53:49,920 Speaker 1: I E N any M s p A T. My 927 00:53:50,040 --> 00:53:52,640 Speaker 1: show drops August we on b T Plus It's a 928 00:53:52,719 --> 00:53:57,040 Speaker 1: ten episode sitcom created by me and Jodan Cooper along 929 00:53:57,080 --> 00:54:01,319 Speaker 1: with Lee Daniel and run Howard Company College Imagine. It's 930 00:54:01,320 --> 00:54:03,360 Speaker 1: about a black family that was dumped in the middle 931 00:54:03,400 --> 00:54:06,600 Speaker 1: of a very conservative neighborhood and it tells the life 932 00:54:06,600 --> 00:54:09,359 Speaker 1: of me moving from Atlanta to Indiana, which is very 933 00:54:09,360 --> 00:54:13,560 Speaker 1: fucking funny. He touched on some crazy stories, some crazy issues, 934 00:54:13,600 --> 00:54:15,840 Speaker 1: and we talked about real things and we use a 935 00:54:15,920 --> 00:54:22,600 Speaker 1: real fucking language. Hell yeah, I love that. Well, make 936 00:54:22,640 --> 00:54:25,960 Speaker 1: sure you watch Miss pat show. And as always, you 937 00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:28,319 Speaker 1: can follow me at like st Kerman And if you 938 00:54:28,400 --> 00:54:31,080 Speaker 1: have drops, if you have conspiracy theories, if you have 939 00:54:31,560 --> 00:54:33,480 Speaker 1: ship that you want to send me, you can send 940 00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:37,040 Speaker 1: it to my Mama pod at gmail dot com. Otherwise 941 00:54:37,440 --> 00:55:00,400 Speaker 1: I don't know by racist money term stuff can't bring 942 00:55:00,600 --> 00:55:02,800 Speaker 1: down on the floor table