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Speaker 1: What you've just said is one of the most insanely

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Speaker 1: idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in

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Speaker 1: your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything

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Speaker 1: that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this

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Speaker 1: room is now dumber for having listened to it. I

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Speaker 1: award you no points, and may God have mercy on

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Speaker 1: your soul.

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Speaker 2: It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria.

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Speaker 2: Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game

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Speaker 2: of trivia for Jesse Murph tickets today, and let's meet

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Speaker 2: our contestant for you verus Victoria, Lisa.

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Speaker 3: What's up, Lisa? How are you?

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Speaker 4: Hey? Everybody, I'm a little bit nervous, but I'm ready

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Speaker 4: to win these tickets.

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Speaker 5: Are nervous because I'm a fierce competitor.

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Speaker 4: I am nervous, but I own a huge children's indoor

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Speaker 4: playground in Vancouver's I think I could take on one person's.

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Speaker 6: Like so much. I want to go.

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Speaker 3: You want to go to the shout out?

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Speaker 4: Shout out to is the castle?

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Speaker 1: No plug?

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Speaker 4: Just a big shout out?

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Speaker 3: That's cool, a big deal. Victoria wants to attend.

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Speaker 5: That sounds fun.

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Speaker 4: You know what we can do an after hours type

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Speaker 4: thing where everybody can come. We can turn up the

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Speaker 4: air cannons. You know, you guys all get black eyes.

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Speaker 4: It'd be great.

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Speaker 3: That does sound fun, definitely, and I'm not.

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Speaker 4: Even kidding, Actually, I'm not even kidding.

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Speaker 6: Also, during go like this, go you.

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Speaker 3: All right, here we go.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna send Victoria out of the studio and Lisa,

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Speaker 2: the game is played like this. You have thirty seconds

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Speaker 2: to answer as many questions as possible.

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Speaker 3: If you don't know one.

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Speaker 2: Just say pass and Victoria has to beat you outright

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Speaker 2: to win. Okay, oh man, okay, all right, she is outside.

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Speaker 2: The door is closed, and Lisa, your time starts now.

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Speaker 7: Which fruit has varieties called Cavendish red and Lady finger.

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Speaker 6: Strawberry?

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Speaker 7: What US state is known as the Land of Lincoln, Nebraska?

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Speaker 7: What do you call the colored part of the eye?

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Speaker 4: The iris?

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Speaker 7: Who painted American Gothic? The famous portrait of a farmer

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Speaker 7: and his daughter Pa. What planet has moons named Phobos?

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Speaker 7: And Damo's what.

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Speaker 3: Like over Victoria back in the studio.

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Speaker 2: While Victoria is getting settled, here's a question for you, Lisa,

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Speaker 2: what fictional character do you think would be the worst

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Speaker 2: roommate ever, Oh, I.

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Speaker 4: Have no idea. You guys have put me on the spot.

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Speaker 4: No idea. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 3: My first thought was Winnie the Pooh.

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Speaker 5: Tiger or yeah, be jumping around. I've been like, hey man,

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Speaker 5: hey man, hey man, I mean like I feel like

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Speaker 5: I do that normally.

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Speaker 3: So it's like, yeah, but have you seen winning the

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Speaker 3: Poo's place? Like he's never going to do the dishes? Oh, yeah,

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Speaker 3: that's true.

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Speaker 2: One po Yeah, sitting on the couch eating honey with

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Speaker 2: no pants on.

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Speaker 3: Hey man, some people I don't want to come home

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Speaker 3: to that.

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Speaker 6: It's a good snuggle, good snuggle.

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Speaker 2: All right, Here we go, Victoria thirty seconds. ANSWER's many

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Speaker 2: questions as possible. If you don't know one, just say

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Speaker 2: pass and you have to beat Lisa. I'll wright to win.

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Speaker 3: Are you ready? Yes? Okay, Lisa, you can tell Victoria

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Speaker 3: wind to go. All right?

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Speaker 7: Which fruit has varieties called Cavendish red and Lady finger?

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Speaker 6: What apples?

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Speaker 7: What US state is known as the Land of Lincoln, Washington?

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Speaker 7: What do you call the colored part of the eye?

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Speaker 5: I ball wait I I wris eyeball Iris, who painted

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Speaker 5: American Gothic the famous portrait of a farmer and his

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Speaker 5: daughter oh, bango, what planet has moons named phobos and damos?

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Speaker 6: What?

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Speaker 7: Wait?

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Speaker 6: What was the question?

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Speaker 5: What cham moo?

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Speaker 4: Wait?

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Speaker 3: What what shim? Which chammo?

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Speaker 6: That's a great question. Actually the creature Dumbo and something else.

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Speaker 3: That's not which.

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Speaker 2: Shamo was it?

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Speaker 3: I don't know how many shamoos would have been. All right,

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Speaker 3: let's send it over to the scoreboard and see which

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Speaker 3: one of your shamoos won. Victoria got one correct and

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Speaker 3: Lisa got one correct. Lisa, congratulations, that's a win because

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Speaker 3: Victoria has to meet you, all right to win. So

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Speaker 3: you got Jesse Murph tickets.

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Speaker 4: Oh awesome, yay, Oh thank you.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll definitely take you up on that. All right,

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Speaker 3: let's get the answer now with Nina.

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Speaker 7: The fruit variety that has well, the fruit varieties called

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Speaker 7: Cavendish red and Lady finger are bananas?

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Speaker 6: What the US state known as lady finger bananas? Why

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Speaker 6: are they calling it a red banana? Is that a thing?

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Speaker 3: Probably?

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Speaker 6: Read?

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Speaker 2: And I've never seen like the I think they're like

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Speaker 2: little or they're like the tinier bananas.

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Speaker 6: Tiny. I'm gonna look up the bananas after are red?

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Speaker 3: Are they tiny?

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Speaker 7: No? They're normal, Normally they're just red. The US state

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Speaker 7: known as the Land of Lincoln is Illinois. The colored you'right, yeah,

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Speaker 7: it says it on all the license plates when you drive, obviously.

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Speaker 3: Is famously from Illinois.

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Speaker 6: How wise was that he's a president? I didn't know

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Speaker 6: one fact about that. Man said he wore a top

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Speaker 6: hat and he was a president. That's the only thing

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Speaker 6: you know about him.

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Speaker 4: What do I need to know?

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Speaker 6: He's on twenty dollars bill, isn't he?

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Speaker 3: That's about it. I don't think he is. Actually, Oh,

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Speaker 3: that's not twenty from a five dollars bill?

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Speaker 4: Dang it?

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Speaker 3: Wells is Thatfferson Jackson? Jackson?

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Speaker 7: I was close?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, anyways, Jackson.

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Speaker 7: Well, the name of the colored part of your eye

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Speaker 7: is Irish. The painter of American Gothic is Grant Wood.

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Speaker 7: And the planet that has moons named Phobos and Demos

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Speaker 7: is Mars.

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Speaker 3: Shamo, no, no, shamoo. I don't want to stand the question, Lisa.

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Speaker 6: Planet has moons named Phobos and Demos is his little friend?

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Speaker 3: Oh, you need to say a little slower.

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Speaker 5: That was my fault.

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Speaker 3: You were still.

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Speaker 2: That is not my fault, Lisa, Thank you for playing? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: who play you for Victoria? The same time? Every single

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Speaker 2: weekday morning. Remember, if you want to play, all you

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Speaker 2: have to do is d m us at the Jebel

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