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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast

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Speaker 1: Firms Presents show? So you know, what is it weird?

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Speaker 1: You bring up a question to a room full of

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Speaker 1: people and you find out you all have something in common,

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Speaker 1: something you never ever would have talked about any other time.

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Speaker 1: Where's Daniel's room? There you are. Here's my question. I

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Speaker 1: don't want to see how many people say yes. I

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Speaker 1: bet almost everyone in this room is going to say

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Speaker 1: yes to this question. Do you stand up when you

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Speaker 1: eat meals in your house? In your kitchen, you make

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Speaker 1: yourself dinner? Do you stand up and eat? You have

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Speaker 1: a family, that's it. I feed the kids first, and

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Speaker 1: then my husband's usually like working at the same time

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Speaker 1: there's eating, and then I'm like eating on the go

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Speaker 1: as I'm cleaning up or getting it's ready for a

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Speaker 1: sporting activity. So yeah, Danielle eats standing up? Scary? Do

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Speaker 1: you stand up when you eat at home? I do

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Speaker 1: because I don't have a family and have no one

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Speaker 1: to talk to. I said, figured, what's the point of

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Speaker 1: messing up a whole table? Just stand up and get

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Speaker 1: stand up and eat. Brody, you have a whole family. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's why I stay in the kitchen stand up, Garrett,

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Speaker 1: do you stand up when you eat? I sit down.

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Speaker 1: My wife and I eating shifts, so I'll sit down

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Speaker 1: but eat quickly in under like five minutes, and then

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Speaker 1: switch off with her because it's like I get to sit.

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Speaker 1: You have kids, so you sit down, but it's very quickly. Yeah, Nate,

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Speaker 1: do you sit down or I do? And I have

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Speaker 1: a very interesting reason why why. Because when I would

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Speaker 1: get home from work, I'd be so tired. There were

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Speaker 1: times where I would sit down with like a tuna

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Speaker 1: fist sandwich or something like that, and I would just

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Speaker 1: fall asleep with a sandwich in your lap, with a

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Speaker 1: So we all have different reasons why we stand up

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Speaker 1: and eat, and Garrett being the only one, I stand

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Speaker 1: up when I eat because Max begs for food. If

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Speaker 1: so I gotta stand up, so now he just kind

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Speaker 1: of crawls up my leg. But it's you know, at

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Speaker 1: least I can eat. But there are so many people

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Speaker 1: who just don't sit down. And to tell you that

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Speaker 1: you that's not great for you to not sit down.

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Speaker 1: You're really supposed to sit down. Well wait a minute now.

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Speaker 1: According to Scary, the body is made up in such

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Speaker 1: a way we're sitting down and standing up. It's very,

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Speaker 1: very different when it comes to digestion. Absolutely. My uncle

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Speaker 1: Peter told me once when and I were this stuck

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Speaker 1: with me throughout my entire life, that it's better to

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Speaker 1: and it doesn't have to make a turn. Do we're

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Speaker 1: sitting down turn? I'm sitting down right now. And if

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Speaker 1: you're supposed to sit so that your stomach gets filled faster,

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Speaker 1: you're compressing your abdomen by being bent. Is that true? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: This is way you eat a normal meal. If you

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Speaker 1: lay down, like when you get tight pants on, you

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Speaker 1: lay down and get your tight pants on. If you

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Speaker 1: lay down, there's nothing making you feel tighter. If you sit,

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Speaker 1: your belly feels fuller because you're sitting on it and

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Speaker 1: if you think about it, yeah, I mean that makes

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Speaker 1: less room in your stomach. I do believe. I don't

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Speaker 1: know stand up. All right, Look God, an extra sandwich

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Speaker 1: in there. Go out tonight, Eat until you're completely full,

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Speaker 1: then stand up and you'll see how much more room

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Speaker 1: you are. Seems logical? Okay? Is this are you? Are

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Speaker 1: you messing with me right now? That's le no No,

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Speaker 1: I mean look look physically, look at you. It doesn't

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Speaker 1: make a turn. The Peter was onto something. I don't

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Speaker 1: is not. If they're standing up, your body is elongated,

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Speaker 1: don't you don't you believe that? But if you have

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Speaker 1: good posture from the waistep, it doesn't matter if you're staying.

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Speaker 1: Go back to what Brody was saying. Let's say you

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Speaker 1: have really tight pants on versus loose pants. Mr. Don't

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Speaker 1: tight pants make the stomach smaller. Okay, I mean that

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Speaker 1: same thing that tight pants will do it. Right, Okay,

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Speaker 1: to eat? I did undo the button? Actually you had

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Speaker 1: has nothing to do with what we're talking about right now.

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Speaker 1: But who doesn't try on their pants before they packed them? Listen,

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Speaker 1: the room on the ship. Uh very actually waddling. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I know when it feels like, because I put on

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Speaker 1: the zipper came down just a little bit. They started

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Speaker 1: of the show with my pants practically around my ankles. Cool, SpongeBob,

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Speaker 1: small pants. Okay, you might be right about people. What

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Speaker 1: did you find out? Okay, there was a research done.

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Speaker 1: Research study. Canadian researchers asked one group of people to

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Speaker 1: eat food while standing over a kitchen counter, while second

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Speaker 1: at the next meal, standards more than the sitters. And

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Speaker 1: do they say why it's very researching sounds like my kids,

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Speaker 1: Why why? Why? Well, it's obvious we we gave you

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Speaker 1: the answer. Why because you have more room if you're

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Speaker 1: standing up. Uncle Peter did research and that's what he

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Speaker 1: came up with. Un food takes a turn, there's no turn.

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Speaker 1: There a restaurant where everyone's standing up, then there is

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Speaker 1: a pizza places we have the leg but like nice

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Speaker 1: restaurants then because then obviously you were to order more, right,

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Speaker 1: Do you get more done because you're standing up? For

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Speaker 1: they say? They say, you're you're, you're. There's a higher

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Speaker 1: When you're working, you're working for eight hours standing up.

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Speaker 1: When I eat standing up, I don't eat it all

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Speaker 1: Maybe think I forget to eat. You feed everyone else

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Speaker 1: You have this perplexed look yet again? Now there's conflicting

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Speaker 1: studies that say it doesn't matter at all. I like

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Speaker 1: the first one. And by the way, why would a

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Speaker 1: They want you to feel false so you feel like

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Speaker 1: your money's worth I don't know. I think they want

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Speaker 1: think Brodie's right, because you're not gonna order more, You're

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Speaker 1: What I would like to think that restaurants want you

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Speaker 1: the hell out so they could turn that tape. Well,

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Speaker 1: isn't there a Japanese steakhouse chain that's in New York

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Speaker 1: guess because they like a ten minute steak dinner. They

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Speaker 1: give you the food, they get you out. Scary's right,

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Speaker 1: they get boom boom bo. I don't want that, do you?

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Speaker 1: Is that what you want when you go out to eat? What? Nate?

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Speaker 1: What are you still looking at? And now it's saying

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Speaker 1: and then they use a crane to get you out

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Speaker 1: down and eating my next meal. Bet you will do that? Hey,

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Speaker 1: I can we play places for a vote? Put this

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Speaker 1: up for a vote? Please? Are there some foods we

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Speaker 1: can ban from this workplace? Yes? Which one? Whatever Brody eats,

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Speaker 1: whether it be a condition, let's hear him out whine

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Speaker 1: because Brody leaves it in the microwave for over a

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Speaker 1: Then he comes back and then he eats it. So

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Speaker 1: up the entire area. I will tell you, Brodie and scary,

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Speaker 1: and I've learned this about you throughout the years. When

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Speaker 1: what still smells like stuff? That's with crumbled napkin? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Why don't we don't want you to have that in here?

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Speaker 1: We want you to you have an allotted time to

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Speaker 1: it on your desk. On my show on the ship,

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Speaker 1: pork chop? They said, it's um transference of possible contaminations

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Speaker 1: I never heard of that. I was called the manager over.

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Speaker 1: So what happened? What happened when you call the manager over? Well,

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Speaker 1: the ship, and I decided to just, you know, bite

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Speaker 1: the bullet. And my daughter decided not to complain either

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Speaker 1: to take her steak back either. It was upset. This

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Speaker 1: expensive steak. But you want my kids to appreciate, okay,

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Speaker 1: the value of good food. Can't we talk about what

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Speaker 1: happened to you guys at the show on board? The

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Speaker 1: loud the loud drunk like happened to Scary I happened

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Speaker 1: to her? Yeah, I was very embarrassed. I was sitting

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Speaker 1: My kids were in front of this woman. Yeah, And

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