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Speaker 1: I just commissioned the world's tiniest statue to recognize our

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Speaker 1: new hero of the week. It's Brook and Jeffrey in

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Speaker 1: the morning, and today's hero showed up in Australia when

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Speaker 1: a couple were wandering along the beach and came across

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Speaker 1: a message in a bottle that had washed upon the shore.

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Speaker 2: It's always so cool, you know, it's like, oh my gosh,

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Speaker 2: someone in England threw it into the ocean.

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Speaker 1: Back from like the eighteen hundreds. Maybe maybe there's like

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Speaker 1: a treasure map inside. So they decided to open it

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Speaker 1: up find out what was in there, and they definitely

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Speaker 1: were not expecting what happened next.

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Speaker 2: What was it?

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Speaker 1: Here's the audio.

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Speaker 2: I was saying, a bottle?

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Speaker 3: What fuck?

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Speaker 2: It looks like it's called a message in Wonga Beach

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Speaker 2: just to what I've up.

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Speaker 1: We'll say what's down on here? First? Fun best message

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Speaker 1: in a bottle?

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Speaker 3: Here lies oh the ashes? Oh what?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 4: Ashes of Jeffrey.

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Speaker 1: If found, please throw a bottle into outgoing tired so

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Speaker 1: I can continue my journey.

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Speaker 4: Oops, Jeffrey, you can the disappointments And they poured it.

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Speaker 3: Out a love letter?

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Speaker 4: Is it some sort of treasure no, it's.

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Speaker 3: A dead guy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, definitely gonna wash your hands after touching the note.

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Speaker 1: Afterwards, they screwed the top back on the bottle with

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Speaker 1: the note inside, tossed it back into the ocean to

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Speaker 1: let Jeffrey continue on his ocean journey.

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Speaker 2: He's gonna wash up two hours later. Yeah, but you

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Speaker 2: know it's just going to be his cycle.

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Speaker 4: Our hero of the week is Jeffrey, the dead guy

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Speaker 4: who's still.

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Speaker 1: Trolling people from his tiny, floating bodily grave.

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Speaker 4: It's pretty good, Thank you, Jeffrey.

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Speaker 1: Now let's move on and get into the shock collar

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Speaker 1: question of the day, and I'm hoping digital Jake gives

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Speaker 1: us some trivia in a bottle, maybe with some ashes inside.

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Speaker 3: Well, there's some outdate skills that, for some reason, people

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Speaker 3: still use today, like when you use a paper map

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Speaker 3: to navigate a road trip. Never sewing together your own clothes. Why,

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Speaker 3: But probably no skill is more outdated than reading books.

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Speaker 3: That Yeah, it just so happens to be National Author's Day.

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Speaker 3: So even though reading has been scientifically proven to have

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Speaker 3: zero positive benefits to society, well, I'm still going to

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Speaker 3: test your knowledge in a special one and done thick books,

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Speaker 3: reading nooks and the Literary Hook's edition of the shot

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Speaker 3: Color Question of the Day. We'll begin with Jeffrey jeff

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Speaker 3: The most successful book turned movie was not Harry Potter,

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Speaker 3: that was ranked number two with gross sales of over

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Speaker 3: one point three billion. One book beat it was it

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Speaker 3: a Lord of the Rings, b Skyfall, the James Bond movie,

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Speaker 3: or ce Jurassic World.

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Speaker 2: My god, Jurassic Park was my favorite book.

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Speaker 3: Are you read?

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Speaker 2: Oh it's so good? The author of that one, Michael

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Speaker 2: Crichton and Michael crighton. Those books when I was in

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Speaker 2: junior high were just they were my jam.

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Speaker 3: And I bet you said that too. This is my jam,

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Speaker 3: all right, Dinosaur Girl.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I saw Jurassic World when it came out in theaters

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Speaker 1: and it was the best movie I'd ever seen.

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Speaker 4: The world World not part This was not part the

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Speaker 4: Chris Pratton remake. And I remember it was huge and

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Speaker 4: it was the only time I've ever waited outside in

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Speaker 4: a line to go in to see.

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Speaker 2: A movie that was not long ago, was it?

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Speaker 1: But like I remember, it was huge. And I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: go just off of my own knowledge, I'm gonna say

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Speaker 1: Jurassic World is the highest grossing.

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Speaker 3: Jeffrey went with Jurassic World.

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Speaker 1: That is.

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Speaker 3: The first Drassic World came out in twenty fifteen. It

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Speaker 3: made one point six seven billion dollars. Wow, Next Jeffrey

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Speaker 3: waiting in line pays off Jose, It's your turn, Jose.

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Speaker 3: William Shakespeare's legacy survives not only in his plays like

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Speaker 3: Romeo and Juliet, but also in his contributions to the

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Speaker 3: English language. Which of the following is not a phrase

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Speaker 3: that originally came from Shakespeare? Is it a in a

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Speaker 3: pickle meaning to be in a difficult situation? Is it

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Speaker 3: b break a leg as a way to say good

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Speaker 3: luck to a performer without actually saying Or is it

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Speaker 3: c wear your heart on your sleeve, meaning to show

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Speaker 3: emotion outwardly. Which one of these is not a Shakespeare?

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Speaker 3: Frame not? It's not a Shakespeare Okay, so.

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Speaker 2: These are so old Shakespeare.

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Speaker 4: Six Yeah, thou shalt doff break If thy thought it

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Speaker 4: was like, well, thank you, William?

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Speaker 2: I mean I always do picture the femur when you

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Speaker 2: say break a leg.

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Speaker 3: It's not the bottle.

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Speaker 2: It's you never thought of it.

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Speaker 3: It's not snapping a yeah uh in a pickle.

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Speaker 1: In my sports love and head, I always thought it

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Speaker 1: came from baseball.

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Speaker 2: When did pickles come around? Are they eating pickles down

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Speaker 2: in the Shakespeare? Are we yeah?

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Speaker 4: Figure out pickle?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Are we pickling?

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Speaker 3: We don't know if we're pickling yet, Jake, I think

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Speaker 3: that's my answer. I'm gonna go with in a pickle.

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Speaker 3: Jose went with in a pickle. That is break a

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Speaker 3: leg was not a Shakespeare. It is something people would

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Speaker 3: say before his plays, but did not come from him.

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Speaker 3: In a pickle? And were your hard in the sleeve?

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Speaker 3: Both attributed to a dollar bill.

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Speaker 2: Pickles are old. We're moving on to Brook, Okay Brook.

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Speaker 3: Ernest Hemingway wasn't just a well respected book author. He

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Speaker 3: also loved and worked hard at What other profession? Was

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Speaker 3: he a a professional fortune cookie writer? Be a professional bullfighter?

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Speaker 3: Or c a professional snuggler? For twenty dollars an hour

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Speaker 3: you could have snuggled with Ernest Hemingway.

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Speaker 2: Well, he was like notoriously a ladies man.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, did you fall for him?

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Speaker 2: I was hoping you would do drinker.

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Speaker 3: He's good at that.

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Speaker 2: He is big drinker. Hemingway lived in Florida, right, So

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Speaker 2: I don't think that it's bullfighter. I think I think

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Speaker 2: he's drinking too much. I think he's chilling on beaches.

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Speaker 2: He's Hemingway. Yeah, I think he's writing fortune cookies.

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Speaker 3: Brook went with professional fortune cookie writer, that is Ernest

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Speaker 3: Hemingway was obsessed with bullfighting to a weird extent and

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Speaker 3: made the central part of some of his best known books. Wow,

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Speaker 3: he did it, was obsessed with it, wrote about it.

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Speaker 3: Big weirdo. We're moving on to another big wardo.

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Speaker 4: Alexis's ad.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, tiny Alexis. Which of these authors has done the

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Speaker 3: highest estimated sales of books over their lifetime? Is it

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Speaker 3: a doctor Seuss, B jk Rowling, the writer of Harry Potter,

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Speaker 3: or C. R. L Stein, the writer of the Goosebump series.

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Speaker 4: Goosebumps were like you.

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Speaker 2: Just remake a TV show. Yeah, Seven of Resurgence.

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Speaker 1: I remember like that.

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Speaker 3: Those are the only books I wanted to read.

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Speaker 2: But Doctor Sus has like millions of books. I don't know,

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Speaker 2: I could only list off four maybe, Oh, there's so many.

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Speaker 1: And the Doctor's books, I feel like they were always

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Speaker 1: hand me downs, like they never they never made new ones.

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Speaker 1: It's just the same book generation, except.

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Speaker 2: For Wherever you go or whatever it is, Wherever you

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Speaker 2: will go. You will go every grad student.

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Speaker 1: Ever you get one copy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I'm gonna go jk Rowling.

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Speaker 3: With jk Rowling. That is correct and estimated six hundred

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Speaker 3: million dollars in just book sales, doctor Sue's five hundred million,

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Speaker 3: and R. L Stein four hundred million. Cheers for rl Stein.

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Speaker 1: Yeah wow. All right, Well, Brooke and jose got their

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Speaker 1: questions wrong. They're gonna be getting shocked. And somebody wanted

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Speaker 1: to hear welcome to my house by flow Rider, Welcome.

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Speaker 3: To my house, baby, take control.

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Speaker 1: We don't even so we don't have to.

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Speaker 4: Go out.

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Speaker 1: There.

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Speaker 4: You go.

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Speaker 1: It's your shock.

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Speaker 4: Collar question of the day that was poetic.

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Speaker 1: Where do your phones happened? In just a few minutes

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Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,