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Speaker 1: On the twenties. Hello, Hey, can I speak to John's Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is John. Hey man, this is Chipped from Airlines

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Speaker 1: about your bags? Dude, Yeah, where my bags? Well? I

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Speaker 1: can where where are my bag? I have your luggage.

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Speaker 1: I have your luggage right now with me. Where where

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Speaker 1: are they? I'm at the airport. I'm the delivery guy

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Speaker 1: that's supposed to bring you the bag. You know, I

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Speaker 1: get out of here. You can be here in twenty minutes.

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Speaker 1: I meet my luggage. I have a meeting in an hour.

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Speaker 1: I'm in sweatcats and sneakers, my suit. Everything that I

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Speaker 1: need for this meeting is in my luggage. Sir, I

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Speaker 1: apologize that we lost your apology. I don't care about

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Speaker 1: your apology. Do you understand me? I need my bag.

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Speaker 1: We will get those bags to you. What now and

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Speaker 1: when are you going to get them to me? After

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Speaker 1: my break? In two hours? No? Nosten through super advisor.

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Speaker 1: Where's your manager? He's on break right now. So if

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Speaker 1: you just calm down, tell me that Tom Deno, you

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Speaker 1: have my bags. And now you're telling me you're not

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Speaker 1: going to bring me because you're you're on break. I

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Speaker 1: have a huge meetings, sir. The reason that I'm calling

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Speaker 1: isn't really about my break? What are you talking about? Well,

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Speaker 1: since I work for the airlines, I legally have to

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Speaker 1: call and ask permission to bring the bags into my house.

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Speaker 1: So may I bring them into my house for the

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Speaker 1: next two hours? What ninety kids? Bring my bags into

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Speaker 1: your house? Are you not? I can leave him in

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Speaker 1: my car, but I live in like a really sketchy

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Speaker 1: neighborhood and I don't know if you want me to

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Speaker 1: do that. So why no, no, no, no, no no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: no, no no, getting your car bring them to me now?

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Speaker 1: Then you can go on your break, sir. The union

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Speaker 1: says I have to go on a two hour break,

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Speaker 1: and so I'm at my house right now. Listen. I

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Speaker 1: don't care what your union says. I don't care. The

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Speaker 1: longer we argue about this on the phone, sir, the

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Speaker 1: longer my break's going to be. No, no, no, no no, no,

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Speaker 1: I'm not listening. I'm not going to argue with you.

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Speaker 1: You just get your bat. You know where I am.

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Speaker 1: I'm at the health and hotel. Bring my bags to me, absolutely, sir,

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Speaker 1: now in two hours, no nine two hours? Are you high? Sir?

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Speaker 1: Do I have permission to go through your bags. Sir.

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Speaker 1: Do I have permission to put on your blue striped

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Speaker 1: dress shirt. It's really comfortable, it's very soft. Take my

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Speaker 1: shirt off right now. Take it off, sir. Offuta cloth,

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Speaker 1: my lage and you're putting right now? Are you asking

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Speaker 1: me to get naked? Sir? For you to get naked,

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Speaker 1: put your own damn clothes on. Take my clothes off.

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Speaker 1: You're asking me to get naked, sir. That's against coming policies.

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Speaker 1: I don't care. You can get whoever take my clothes off.

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Speaker 1: According to the union, I'm not allowed to get naked.

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Speaker 1: If a customer asks me, don't care what your union says.

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Speaker 1: Do you understand me? I don't care. Sir. Do I

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Speaker 1: have your permission to phone tap you? Then permission? Yes?

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Speaker 1: You know what? Yes, record this. We got this entire conversation. Okay,

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Speaker 1: when your manager here's this is grat Actually, when my

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Speaker 1: manager hears this, he might give me a raise because

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Speaker 1: this is actually because this is this is actually funny.

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Speaker 1: This is funny. This is actually jewel from Brookie Jewil

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Speaker 1: in the morning. I'm moving eighty two point five doing

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Speaker 1: a phone tap on you. Your your wife set you up?

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Speaker 1: What your wife told us that you were on a

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Speaker 1: business trip and they lost your luggage. Well, what was

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Speaker 1: my luggage? Do you really have a meeting in like

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Speaker 1: an hour? Yeah, I have a meeting in an hour.

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Speaker 1: That is not funny. Good luck at that meeting. Yeah

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Speaker 1: you know, yeah, well I'm I should ever see you.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to prove me ahead with my carry on

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Speaker 1: week up every morning with Juble phone taps. We let's

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Speaker 1: get to the beach. Eh, let's go get away. Thanks,

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Speaker 1: that what they gonna do? How about click down the

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Speaker 1: bund right