1 00:00:01,160 --> 00:00:07,720 Speaker 1: Jubils Dirty Little Secret New Hits six one. Remember text 2 00:00:07,760 --> 00:00:09,520 Speaker 1: in four one o six one if you have a 3 00:00:09,560 --> 00:00:12,600 Speaker 1: dirty little secret, or a big dirty or a medium dirty. 4 00:00:12,600 --> 00:00:13,800 Speaker 1: We say it all the time, but text in four 5 00:00:13,800 --> 00:00:15,800 Speaker 1: one oh six one will let you get that secret 6 00:00:15,880 --> 00:00:17,759 Speaker 1: off of your chest on the air with us, and 7 00:00:17,800 --> 00:00:20,520 Speaker 1: of course you'll remain anonymous, nobody will know who you are. 8 00:00:20,640 --> 00:00:24,400 Speaker 1: You'll feel better, we'll get content, and hopefully everybody will win. 9 00:00:24,520 --> 00:00:27,400 Speaker 1: On the phone with us right now. The doll Polly 10 00:00:27,440 --> 00:00:32,200 Speaker 1: pissy Pants. Yeah, you know those dolls that wet themselves. Yeah, well, 11 00:00:32,200 --> 00:00:34,680 Speaker 1: this one's called Polly Pissie Pants and she's on the phone. 12 00:00:34,720 --> 00:00:39,240 Speaker 1: What's up, Polly. Well, I've got a big, dirty, wet 13 00:00:39,280 --> 00:00:42,640 Speaker 1: secret for you. Well, did you tell your secret? I 14 00:00:42,640 --> 00:00:46,120 Speaker 1: don't know if we want this secret? Yeah? Oh all right, 15 00:00:46,159 --> 00:00:48,600 Speaker 1: Well tell us what your whop of a secret is. 16 00:00:49,560 --> 00:00:53,279 Speaker 1: Oh okay. So I'm a twin. That's not the secret though, 17 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:58,800 Speaker 1: And we're basically identical, say for one birthmark. You know, 18 00:00:58,920 --> 00:01:03,360 Speaker 1: we share everything, We fight over everything. We're very competitive. 19 00:01:03,440 --> 00:01:06,279 Speaker 1: We have been all our lives. But I got married 20 00:01:06,319 --> 00:01:14,120 Speaker 1: before her, like years before her. Do you guys marry twins? Oh? Wow? No, 21 00:01:14,800 --> 00:01:16,759 Speaker 1: you know how some people like twins will do that. 22 00:01:16,880 --> 00:01:22,400 Speaker 1: They'll search out other twins to date. It's really weird. Yeah, 23 00:01:22,440 --> 00:01:26,000 Speaker 1: and then do they swaps? Probably? Probably? Yeah, who knows? 24 00:01:26,040 --> 00:01:27,760 Speaker 1: Twins are freaks. We all know that. I mean, you 25 00:01:27,800 --> 00:01:30,600 Speaker 1: know that you are one. So anyway, you got married 26 00:01:30,920 --> 00:01:37,080 Speaker 1: before your sister. Yeah, I got married years before my twins. Okay, 27 00:01:38,600 --> 00:01:43,440 Speaker 1: her husband, though, is just so much better looking than mine. 28 00:01:43,959 --> 00:01:46,400 Speaker 1: Oh well, your sister's your twin sisters husband is better 29 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:53,320 Speaker 1: looking than your husband. Yeah, he's like really hot, like well, 30 00:01:53,360 --> 00:01:59,040 Speaker 1: I mean you and he's really handsome, that a little 31 00:01:59,120 --> 00:02:02,800 Speaker 1: chubby over to here. You're like verbally patting your husband 32 00:02:02,840 --> 00:02:06,680 Speaker 1: on top of that, like you're good, You're you're cute. Yeah, 33 00:02:06,720 --> 00:02:10,080 Speaker 1: you're nice. But my sister's kind of got a little 34 00:02:10,080 --> 00:02:13,440 Speaker 1: plump over years, but he just doesn't have that like 35 00:02:13,960 --> 00:02:17,280 Speaker 1: hot factor, you know, I think, wow, wow, And so 36 00:02:17,360 --> 00:02:21,480 Speaker 1: your sister's husband has that hot factor? Yes, so you 37 00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:25,880 Speaker 1: like jealous of your sister then for bagging such a guy. Yes, 38 00:02:26,520 --> 00:02:28,520 Speaker 1: your secret is that you think that your sister, your 39 00:02:28,520 --> 00:02:31,239 Speaker 1: twins sister's husband is hot. Yeah? Is that your secret? 40 00:02:31,320 --> 00:02:33,560 Speaker 1: Or oh my gosh, is your secret? Well, tell us 41 00:02:34,080 --> 00:02:36,480 Speaker 1: I've done anything I mean I fantasize about it, but 42 00:02:36,520 --> 00:02:38,880 Speaker 1: I'm not going to but like, no, I'm all cross 43 00:02:38,919 --> 00:02:42,480 Speaker 1: that line, even though I do in my head. So 44 00:02:42,520 --> 00:02:46,280 Speaker 1: that's your Yeah, well, if you guys are twins, I mean, 45 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,239 Speaker 1: you know he could have you know, he obviously likes 46 00:02:49,240 --> 00:02:54,000 Speaker 1: the way you look too. You know, I could get 47 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:56,560 Speaker 1: away with this other than that birthmark on my butt. 48 00:02:56,960 --> 00:02:59,640 Speaker 1: You just got a good divorce first, yea. So she 49 00:03:00,240 --> 00:03:03,560 Speaker 1: remember you have a husband. Yeah, right, I told you 50 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:06,880 Speaker 1: I am happily married. He's very sweet. I love my husband. Okay, 51 00:03:06,960 --> 00:03:10,919 Speaker 1: you love your Husband's not that hot. It's not that hot. 52 00:03:10,280 --> 00:03:14,440 Speaker 1: It's about I mean, he's my husband's nice. But he's 53 00:03:14,440 --> 00:03:17,120 Speaker 1: just like a six out of ten. And my sister's 54 00:03:17,160 --> 00:03:19,600 Speaker 1: husband's like a twelve out of ten though, you know, 55 00:03:19,680 --> 00:03:23,280 Speaker 1: like oh wow, he's double ails, Like yeah yeah, like 56 00:03:23,400 --> 00:03:29,400 Speaker 1: superman jaw chizzled abs like all right, calm down. But 57 00:03:29,440 --> 00:03:32,560 Speaker 1: before was like, wasn't your husband is six out of 58 00:03:32,600 --> 00:03:34,200 Speaker 1: ten when you married him or when you met him? 59 00:03:34,320 --> 00:03:37,520 Speaker 1: Like I doubt he got much worse. I think he 60 00:03:37,640 --> 00:03:39,400 Speaker 1: started off as an eight out of ten. And then 61 00:03:39,440 --> 00:03:41,840 Speaker 1: my twin sister came home with her husband, and I 62 00:03:41,880 --> 00:03:45,320 Speaker 1: was like, oh, no, he's a six and he oh sorry, 63 00:03:45,440 --> 00:03:49,720 Speaker 1: so only because of your sister's husband, right, all right, 64 00:03:49,960 --> 00:03:52,040 Speaker 1: Well think about this. You've been married to now your 65 00:03:52,120 --> 00:03:55,680 Speaker 1: husband for a few years, yeah, many years, many years, 66 00:03:55,680 --> 00:03:59,080 Speaker 1: many years, So in many years, your sister's going to 67 00:03:59,120 --> 00:04:01,080 Speaker 1: feel the same way about her husband, who she probably 68 00:04:01,120 --> 00:04:03,400 Speaker 1: felt like he's like a six. And then she's gonna 69 00:04:03,400 --> 00:04:05,640 Speaker 1: be looking at your husband, who's like, I know he's 70 00:04:05,680 --> 00:04:07,440 Speaker 1: gained weight over the years, but oh, I never know 71 00:04:07,520 --> 00:04:11,200 Speaker 1: sad he was. Yeah, that's my secret though, And it 72 00:04:11,280 --> 00:04:14,440 Speaker 1: just bums me out because me and my sister looks 73 00:04:14,520 --> 00:04:17,520 Speaker 1: exactly the same. So just kind of bumps me out 74 00:04:17,560 --> 00:04:21,679 Speaker 1: because that means I could have had him. Okay, all right, well, 75 00:04:21,680 --> 00:04:25,880 Speaker 1: thank you for telling us your secret. Thank you for listening. Definitely, 76 00:04:25,880 --> 00:04:27,960 Speaker 1: and I bet you you give that guy such long 77 00:04:28,120 --> 00:04:34,080 Speaker 1: hugs her family events. Yeah, I definitely do. What's your 78 00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:35,600 Speaker 1: dirty little secret.