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Speaker 1: Welcome back. It's time for us to unveil the second

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Speaker 1: half of the nominees for the fifth annual Lost Culturistas

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Speaker 1: Cultural Awards, airing Wednesday, June seventeenth on Bravo and Peacock.

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Speaker 2: And the category of Best Disney Hotel for Intercourse Sex

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Speaker 2: or Love Making. The nominees are Animal Kingdom Lodge Amongst

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Speaker 2: the Beasts, the Swan, the Dolphin, Assorted Disney Cruise Ships

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Speaker 2: at Sea and Star Wars Hotel Rip. This one was

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Speaker 2: really hot, I remember. These are the nominees for Best

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Speaker 2: Disney Hotel for intercourse sex or love Making.

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Speaker 1: I got a drink after that one. That was a weekend.

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Speaker 1: In the category of Outstanding thing to say when forgetting

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Speaker 1: someone's name, the nominees are what would you say your

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Speaker 1: name is if you had a guess? Long pause? Six, seven,

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Speaker 1: have Grace. I'm face blind and named deaf, so you're

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Speaker 1: not allowed to not let me forget your name. Don't

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Speaker 1: tell me I almost have it? Is it January? And

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Speaker 1: enough lies? I don't remember your name and if that's

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Speaker 1: a crime, then lock me up. These are the nominees

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Speaker 1: in the category of outstanding thing to say when forgetting

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Speaker 1: someone's name.

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Speaker 2: In the category of funniest sign outside of coffee shop,

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Speaker 2: the nominees are with so much violence, the world is

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Speaker 2: a latte. Come flick our bean, our coffee bean, koffethe

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Speaker 2: take this as a sign from the universe you need

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Speaker 2: a cold brew. And if he doesn't drink coffee, dump him.

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Speaker 2: These are the nominees for funniest sign outside a coffee shop.

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Speaker 1: In the category of y'all Know I'm Canada Down Award

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Speaker 1: for y'all know It's Canada Down, the nominees are Rachel McAdams,

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Speaker 1: people forget milk in a bag, Men of Vancouver, Social

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Speaker 1: Safety Net must be nice and Katie Perry's boyfriend who

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Speaker 1: opted for noodles on the ground at Coachella and looks

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Speaker 1: to be in his twenties. These are the nominees for

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Speaker 1: y'all Know I'm Canada Down Award for y'all know It's

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Speaker 1: Canada Down.

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Speaker 2: In the category of classiest way to refer to breasts

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Speaker 2: and conversation, the nominees are front ass, chesticles, sweater puppies,

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Speaker 2: milk bags, Canada and the source of My back pain.

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Speaker 2: These are the nominee for classiest way to refer to

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Speaker 2: breasts in conversation.

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Speaker 1: In the category of black Spot Award for Worst Omen,

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Speaker 1: the nominees are crow hits the window red sky at night. Well,

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Speaker 1: for me as a sailor, that's a delight red sky

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Speaker 1: in the morning. Well for me as a sailor, that's

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Speaker 1: a warning. Katie Perry dating Justin Trudeau. Geopolitical omen. You

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Speaker 1: see the Jumanji board game and you hear a beating

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Speaker 1: drum and you say the name Macbeth in a thing? Whoa, Oh,

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Speaker 1: what the hell was that? Is everything?

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Speaker 2: Okay?

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Speaker 1: That was crazy?

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Speaker 2: Fine.

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Speaker 1: These are the nominees for black Spot Award for Worst Omen.

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Speaker 2: In the category of the Shrek Award for Top Thing

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Speaker 2: we want to do to that green guy, the nominees

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Speaker 2: are I get as close as possible to his lips

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Speaker 2: without kissing him at a restaurant in public, maximum romance

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Speaker 2: with everyone watching. He smells like onions, double sided dildo.

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Speaker 2: Fiona chained to a radiator in the corner watching. She

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Speaker 2: wanted to She likes this. She had the initial idea,

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Speaker 2: we're in line at the market. It's a long checkout line.

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Speaker 2: I turn around and tell him keep that green thing

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Speaker 2: in your pants. Those fat fingers will do. I'm always

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Speaker 2: saying stuff like this to him Shrek and I tell Donkey, yeah,

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Speaker 2: go make those waffles. And while he's making the waffles,

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Speaker 2: we fruck to the soundtrack of Shrek, the movie he's in.

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Speaker 2: And it's important to stress that consent for all parties

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Speaker 2: is the priority in these scenarios, except for when we

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Speaker 2: do consensual non consent, where non consent is part of

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Speaker 2: the agreed upon play anyway choking. These are the nominees

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Speaker 2: for the Shrek Award for Top Thing we want to

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Speaker 2: do to that green guy.

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Speaker 1: In the category of you Know Michael Jordan Played Baseball

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Speaker 1: Award For, they also do this. The nominees are pad

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Speaker 1: Ma Lakshmi Hosting No Every Spice and Comedy, Amanda Seyfried

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Speaker 1: and That Dulcimer, Stanley Tucci Acting Food, Straight Gay Icon,

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Speaker 1: Wallace Sean Playwright, Activist and Saying Inconceivable, and pikachew Detective

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Speaker 1: and Electric Type Pokemon. These are the nominees for you

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Speaker 1: Know Michael Jordan Played Baseball Award for. They also do this.

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Speaker 2: In the category of best way to be whilst flirting,

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Speaker 2: the nominees are tossing hair from one side to the

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Speaker 2: other and one fell swoop light laughter aka titter, extremely

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Speaker 2: forward slash, vulgar Spaghetti if Dog, on Date with Dog

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Speaker 2: and Being Kate Hudson. These are the nominees for best

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Speaker 2: Way to be whilst flirting.

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Speaker 1: In the category of Best Love Actually Plot, the nominees

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Speaker 1: are porn stand Ins four words, Prime Minister, Hugh Grant

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Speaker 1: four words, Laura Linny's tough Brother, Emma Thompson destroyed by

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Speaker 1: Alan Rickman to Joni Mitchell and Colin Firth hoplessly falling

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Speaker 1: in the water. He is the King of water based pratfalls.

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Speaker 1: Is the man ever dry? We love him? These are

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Speaker 1: the nominees for Best Love Actually Plot.

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Speaker 2: In the category of Jaws Award for Water Diva, the

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Speaker 2: nominees are me. When I was young, they used to

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Speaker 2: call me a fish at the beach Wales sing it Diva,

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Speaker 2: Orcas protect us, Diva seals you two little girls, and

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Speaker 2: I'll tell you who's always wet. Colin Firth again. What

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Speaker 2: can we say? He's the king of water based pratfalls,

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Speaker 2: that is. These are the nominees for Jaws of Wad

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Speaker 2: for Water Diva.

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Speaker 1: In the category of Best Nut, the nominees are flat

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Speaker 1: on your back, It's been four days even a thought

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Speaker 1: would make you go hands free, quick, discreete on vacation

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Speaker 1: with family after a heated fight, even though that's toxic.

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Speaker 1: I know, I know that's toxic. Big Pecan and self Suck.

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Speaker 1: These are the nominees for Best Nut.

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Speaker 2: In the category of Best Milk, the nominees are in

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Speaker 2: a Bag Canada, Harvey, I'm on all fours, blindfolded. I

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Speaker 2: hear rushing water, but I'm not sure where it's coming from,

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Speaker 2: the one after someone first thought to pull the utterer

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Speaker 2: to get it, and Cock in hand, Pain and Heart.

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Speaker 2: These are the nominees for best Milk.

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Speaker 1: In the category of the Alison William's Cool Girl Award,

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Speaker 1: the nominees are Rosalina Mario, Chase Infinity Chase, Suey Wonders,

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Speaker 1: Farey Archeron a Court of Thorns and Roses, and Sierra Miller.

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Speaker 1: These are the nominees for Alison Williams Cool Girl Award.

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Speaker 2: In the category of Eva Longoria Award for Tiny Woman,

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Speaker 2: Huge Impact, the nominees are Malala The Miniature Wife On Peacock,

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Speaker 2: Joe Firestone Peacock, That Girl from Duolingo, the Owl, and

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Speaker 2: Kirby When they Suck Up a Tiny Woman who has

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Speaker 2: Huge Impact. These are the nominees for Eva Longoria Award

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Speaker 2: for Tiny Women Huge Impact.

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Speaker 1: In the category of rob Rausch Award for Excellence and Digmatization,

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Speaker 1: these are Notorious Big Rob Brousch, Tony Soprano, Sawyer from Lost,

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Speaker 1: and Alexander Scarsgard. These are the nominees for rob Rous

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Speaker 1: Award for Excellence Indigmatization. In the category of Most Triggered,

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Speaker 1: Activated and Disregulated, I was this year, the nominees are

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Speaker 1: Christmas Eve, I have no gifts. I get to the mall.

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Speaker 1: It's closed, closed at five. I go see.

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Speaker 2: Bogonia running late. That's fine, there's trailers. And then I

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Speaker 2: get there and there's no trailers this one time. And

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Speaker 2: then the movie itself Boyfriend being quiet for no reason,

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Speaker 2: stepped on key and cut my finger. I'm having a

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Speaker 2: tough day. Iodo or a sandwich, and I say no Mayo,

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Speaker 2: but it comes with Mayo. What am I supposed to do?

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Speaker 2: These are the nominees for Most Triggered, Activated, and Disregulated.

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Speaker 2: I was this year.

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Speaker 1: In the category of vacation styles, the nominees are Beach, Gay,

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Speaker 1: Beach Family, Intrepid Theme Park, Marathon, White Lotus, Slash Murder

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Speaker 1: and Niche Theater Festival. These are the nominees for vacation styles.

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Speaker 2: In the category of most Iconic exchange of words, the

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Speaker 2: nominees are whole, did you say whole?

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Speaker 1: Or Oh, I said whole? Okay, perfect, hole.

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Speaker 2: Flip it around, wicked, weird, I'm a mom, I'm Mosita, No,

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Speaker 2: I'm a mommy mom of what a dog now like

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Speaker 2: a human child? Love Island, Angels in America, and the

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Speaker 2: hilarious Ross Matthews. No, Ross, have you.

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Speaker 1: Ever been to outer Space? No?

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Speaker 2: But I've seen Uranus Rue laughs. These are the nominees

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Speaker 2: for most iconic exchange of words.

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Speaker 1: Of the following, which is the state capital of Kansas,

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Speaker 1: Circle one, Indianapolis, Budapest, Topeka, Kansas City, or Kansas which

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Speaker 1: is the state capital of Kansas.

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Speaker 2: In the category of best Breakfast, the nominees are David Bar,

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Speaker 2: David's Bar, Coffee, no food, and everyone giving you attitude,

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Speaker 2: cold piece of pizza, when a when is she getting

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Speaker 2: her life together? We're all rooting for her, but she

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Speaker 2: has to root for herself. And Salmon on the Traders.

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Speaker 2: These are the nominees for best Breakfast.

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Speaker 1: In the category of Best Lunch, the nominees are Liquid

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Speaker 1: three Pm, Fourth of July, Beautiful, bag of Chips and

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Speaker 1: assorted grapes on train with the girls. It's been a while.

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Speaker 1: We need to catch up. The last few times have

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Speaker 1: been nice, but there was something unsaid. Are we drifting

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Speaker 1: apart as we're growing older? Anyway? For Mimosas Please and

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Speaker 1: a Mother's Soup. These are the nominees for Best Lunch

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Speaker 1: and the category of Best Dinner. The nominees are one.

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Speaker 2: With a Proposal, two tables over, so wonderful reminds me

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Speaker 2: of how we used to be Steak ou pave at

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Speaker 2: Sardi's after an amazing Broadway show. God, this city is

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Speaker 2: so full of life. Whatever it is, you cooked it

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Speaker 2: and you beat Bobby Flay and Spaghetti and Meatballs featuring Sauce.

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Speaker 2: These are the nominees for Best Dinner.

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Speaker 1: In the category of Best Beverage Human, the nominees are

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Speaker 1: oolong Celsius. But this is America? Can we call it

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Speaker 1: fahrenheit milk straight out of the gallon? If you're a

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Speaker 1: hot boy with your shirt off V eight and fuck

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Speaker 1: you if you want to argue with us, take it

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Speaker 1: to the comments. Fuck you and Iced Americano with Coconut Water,

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Speaker 1: I Am a Millionaire. These are the nominees for Best

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Speaker 1: Beverage Human.

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Speaker 2: In the category of Best Beverage Vampire, the nominees are

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Speaker 2: Girl's Blood, Boy's Blood, non Binary, Children's Blood, Vampires of

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Speaker 2: a New Generation, True Blood, and Orange Soda. Just try it, Girl,

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Speaker 2: What's gonna happen?

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Speaker 1: You Die?

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Speaker 2: These are the nominees for Best Beverage Vampire.

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Speaker 1: In the category of Best Sauce, the nominees are Read White,

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Speaker 1: Secret Meat, and Secret Meat. These are the nominees for

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Speaker 1: Best Sauce.

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Speaker 2: In the category of Sesame Street Award for Great Fucking

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Speaker 2: Group of Guys, the nominees are and Down at the

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Speaker 2: Fire Department, the Strangers who get out of the car

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Speaker 2: when something is wrong with your Car, Muna Pe Town,

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Speaker 2: and the Terra Cotta Warriors of China. These are the

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Speaker 2: nominees for Sesame Street Award for Great Fucking Group of Guys.

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Speaker 1: In the category of Most Girls Award, the nominees are

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Speaker 1: Katsai at least twenty, most Girls by Pink, Jurassic Park,

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Speaker 1: and Factories during World War Two. These are the nominees

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Speaker 1: for Most Girls Award.

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Speaker 2: In the category of the All Good Either Way Award

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Speaker 2: for Bisexuality and Media. The nominees are Hannah Einbinder We

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Speaker 2: Think the Rock from Moanna Live Action, Julian Shapira Barnum

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Speaker 2: Recess Therapy We Heard is Isma from The Emperor's New Groove,

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Speaker 2: and every character on Industry based on what plot requires.

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Speaker 2: These are the nominees for the All Good Either Way

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Speaker 2: Award for Bisexuality and Media.

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Speaker 1: I can confirm Isma, I'll tell you later. Yeah Crazy.

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Speaker 1: In the category of Brat who Needs a Spanking Award,

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Speaker 1: the nominees are Timothy Shallow, may Riz God Survivor, Jacob

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Speaker 1: you know who you Are, Rob Rousch and Lil Avocado

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Speaker 1: who was a man on graphic Socks. These are the

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Speaker 2: In the category of Best Stage Direction, the nominees are

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Speaker 2: They share a glance, Abet, she throws her bagel at him,

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Speaker 2: They die in his arms, and Harper and Yasmin take

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Speaker 2: each other in, realizing they've grown into far different women

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Speaker 2: and the girls they started out as on the trading floor.

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Speaker 2: These are the nominees for Best Stage Direction.

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Speaker 1: In the category of Yes Award for a Girl we

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Speaker 1: learned about this year and Loved. The nominees are Alyssa

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Speaker 1: lou Olandria Love Island, Sarah Pigeon, Love Story, Rory and

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Speaker 1: Jane Eyre. These are the nominees for Yes Award for

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Speaker 1: a Girl We Learned About this Year and Loved.

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Speaker 2: In the category of best part of Where Is My

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Speaker 1: I would like a ring. I would look at them

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Speaker 1: and Ring.

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Speaker 2: Baby, Where the hell is my husband? Oo background, I

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Speaker 2: for best part of Where is My Husband Song.

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Speaker 1: In the category of Best Thing to Say to a

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Speaker 1: Gay Guy, the nominees are Hey, Diva, did you lose weight?

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Speaker 1: Did you gain weight? Nissi Nash Betts is here and

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Speaker 1: she wants to talk to you and you can breathe now,

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Speaker 1: Simon Love Simon. These are the nominees for Best Thing

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Speaker 1: to Say to a Gay Guy.

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Speaker 2: In the category of Album of the Year, the nominees

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Speaker 2: are Midnight Sun, Zara Larson, Lux Rosealia, Worst Girl in America, Slater,

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Speaker 2: Slater's Old Stuff Actually as Well, Give Troubled Paradise, to

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Speaker 2: Listen a Great Way In and Bing Crosby. All These

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Speaker 2: are the nominees for Album of the Year.

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Speaker 1: In the category of Mama Mia Too Award for Here

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Speaker 1: We Go Again, the nominees are Mondays underestimating sire, you

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Speaker 1: will pay for this history has shown, Emerald Finel has

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Speaker 1: a big idea, someone does well on America's Got Talent

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Speaker 1: despite their challenges in life, and Howie Mandel's reservations and

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Speaker 1: high profile politicians snorts, eats, fucks or kills something they

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Speaker 1: should not have. These are the nominees for Mama Mia

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Speaker 1: to Award for a Year We Go Again.

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Speaker 2: In the category of Best Gay Guy Normal, the nominees

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Speaker 2: are Jacob my doctor who is actually a pa, my

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Speaker 2: midwife who is actually a doctor. My pharmacist who is

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Speaker 2: actually my drug dealer. That guy walking fast just seems

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Speaker 2: gay to me. Oh run already. These are the nominees

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Speaker 2: for Best Gay Guy Normal.

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Speaker 1: In the category of Best Gay Guy Famous, the nominees

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Speaker 1: are Troy Sevonn Frank Ocean Style Superstar, Carson Kresley, The

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Speaker 1: Hilarious Ross Matthews, and Jaffar. These are the nominees for

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Speaker 1: Best Gay Guy Famous.

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Speaker 2: In the category of Best Gay Guy somewhere in Between,

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Speaker 2: the nominees are Jared Sam Taggart, Oh Pitt, Crew Kirby,

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Speaker 2: When They Suck Up, Sam Taggart and four people on

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Speaker 2: The Great British Bake Off on any given season and

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Speaker 2: not the ones You're thinking. These are the nominees for

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Speaker 2: Best Gay Guy somewhere in Between.

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Speaker 1: In the category of When Girls Come Together They Can

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Speaker 1: Do Anything Award, the nominees are Girl Scout Cookies, Pinky

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Speaker 1: Up by Katsie Witchcraft, Slash, Lesbian Synchronized Orgasm, All's Fair

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Speaker 1: Press Tour, and Wuthering Heights two hundred and forty point

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Speaker 1: four million dollars worldwide. These are the nominees for When

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Speaker 1: Girls Come Together They Can Do Anything Award.

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Speaker 2: In the category of the Greatest Showmen, the nominees are Jasmine,

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Speaker 2: Amy Rodgers aka Boop, Seth MacFarlane This Whole Time, Nathan

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Speaker 2: Lane Kermit and Brittany Broski. These are the nominees for

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Speaker 2: the Greatest Showman.

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Speaker 1: In the category of Artist of the Millennium, the nominees

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Speaker 1: are Jeff Coon's, Miss Mojo, Laura Dern, Jackie Cham and RuPaul.

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Speaker 1: These are the nominees for Artist of the Millennium.

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Speaker 2: In the category of Best News We Heard, the nominees

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Speaker 2: are weird. Straight guy from high school is gay now,

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Speaker 2: which really makes the weird makes sense. Chris Fleming isn't

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Speaker 2: actually serious when he says all that mean crazy stuff.

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Speaker 2: It's just his style. When Chris takes the stage, no

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Speaker 2: one is safe. Did you hear what he said about

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Speaker 2: Seth Myers? It was brutal and if Seth took it seriously,

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Speaker 2: Chris would never be booked on his show again. A

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Speaker 2: YouTube comment. Elizabeth Olsson has twin sisters Zasha Mammutt marked

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Speaker 2: safe from Lena Dunham's book they can Never get My Queen,

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Speaker 2: and there is a big sale at our favorite store.

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Speaker 2: These are the nominees for Best News We Heard. In

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Speaker 2: the category of Outfit of the Year. The nominees are

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Speaker 2: Aunt Gladys Weapons, Jacob A. Lordi Leaving an Airport, Carolyn

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Speaker 2: Bessett's Argument, Chic in Battery Park, Billie Eilish as One

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Speaker 2: Less Lonely Girl, Coachella, Jeff Probs for the last fifty

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Speaker 2: seasons of Survivor. These are the nominees for Outfit of

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Speaker 2: the Year.

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Speaker 1: In the category of Best New Artist, the nominees are

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Speaker 1: Stacey rush Zoron Mumdani, Catherine Lenassa, Marlon Mindel, and Diddo Pocopia.

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Speaker 2: In the category of Best Category, the nominees are Most Triggered,

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Speaker 2: Activated and Disregulated. I was this year Best Beverage Vampires,

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Speaker 2: Mamma Mia two Award for Here We Go Again, the

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Speaker 2: Corned Beef Award for Irish Representation in Media and Vacation Styles.

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Speaker 2: These are the nominees for Best Category.

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Speaker 1: In the category of Female Rage Moment of the Year,

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Speaker 1: the nominees are Lily Allen Westen Girl Hunting Wives, No

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Speaker 1: One Is Safe, pluribis when she makes them all wiggle,

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Speaker 1: When Nessa Rose crashed out and Dared speak from the

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Speaker 1: Grimmery Wicked two, and when Hunterrick's Girl turns into a

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Speaker 1: demon k Pop Demon on Hers. These are the nominees

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Speaker 2: In the category of Most Surprising Snack, the nominees are

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Speaker 2: Eric Nahm pencil thin, straight guy with full body tattoos

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Speaker 2: and a really mean attitude who gives you the best

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Speaker 2: evening of your life many times over several years. You're

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Speaker 2: unsure if his name is Max or Trask and he

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Speaker 2: lives in Santa Clarita, you have to drive to him.

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Speaker 2: It's part of what turns you on. The guy who

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Speaker 2: plays Nevill Longbottom. He's been working out. Hear me out

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Speaker 2: Gum and big thing of cottage Cheese. These are the

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Speaker 2: nominees for most Surprising Snack. In the category of the

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Speaker 2: Loss Coult thirty under thirty, the nominees are Sadie Sink, Gretituneberg,

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Speaker 2: celestiim A Baby, Blue, Ivy Carter, All Dogs, Moo Dang Kats,

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Speaker 2: Eye Punch the Monkey, Olivia Rodrigo, Addison Ray, Tiny, Tim,

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Speaker 2: Justin Bieber twenty twelve, Windows ninety eight, Venmo, Universal, Epic Universe,

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Speaker 2: Chase Infinity, Noah Jupe, Jacoby Jupe, this Mole. I believe

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Speaker 2: it's new Jabouki. We think z way, she told us

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Speaker 2: Apple Martin, Miss Honey, Matilda, Pikachu, Zendaya, Malala Hamnet, the

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Speaker 2: amazing and very stylish child of allolescence So good and

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Speaker 2: he was also in Withering Heights and Margot Robbie Withering Heights.

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Speaker 2: These are the Lost Cult thirty under thirty.

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Speaker 1: And finally, in the category of Record of the Year,

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Speaker 1: the nominees are All the Things She Said, Tattoo Fame

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Speaker 1: is a Gun, Addison Ray Gotta Catch Them All theme

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Speaker 1: to Pokemon Only Hope, Mandy Moore Prettiest Girl in America,

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Speaker 1: Meg Stalter.

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Speaker 2: Well, congratulations to all the nominees and please join us

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Speaker 2: as we give out the coveted trophy at the last

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Speaker 2: Cultustas Culture Awards twenty twenty six.

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Speaker 1: It's all airing on Bravo and Peacock simultaneously at nine

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Speaker 1: pm Eastern Standard Time on Wednesday, June seventeenth, and after

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Speaker 1: that you can stream it on Peacock because that's how

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Speaker 1: Peacock works. So then