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Speaker 1: I own it, So should I call the cops?

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Speaker 2: I'll darn you try to get me off my own properly.

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Speaker 2: Else is my property, and I own everything I want.

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Speaker 2: Don't you know that you have to get me everything.

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Speaker 1: You're infringing on my right do what you own. There's

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Speaker 1: a lot of mountain. So I am a fourteen year

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Speaker 1: old male and my family recently moved into a house

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Speaker 1: in a new state. Oh you know what's fancy when

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Speaker 1: it's not a house, it's in a state? Is Papa all?

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Speaker 1: This esh state had a park that was massive. My

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Speaker 1: house is on the main road of the state and

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Speaker 1: its garage is on the other side on another road,

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Speaker 1: and we are close to the park. About two months ago,

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Speaker 1: they hosted an opening ceremony for the park. A lot

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Speaker 1: of people came. People from the surrounding areas came as well. Me,

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Speaker 1: my brother, and my parents left our house and walked

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Speaker 1: Is Opie own this park?

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Speaker 3: Shoe Dang, Opie? Is Opie is actually Vanderbilt in disgust. Yeah, bro,

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Speaker 3: it's like Elon Musk regular Joe buying my estates aka

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Speaker 3: all of your property undercover wealthy kids. Evil fourteen year

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Speaker 1: Once we get there, we see a car parked in

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Speaker 1: our driveway. My dad is come six, sir for deer,

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Speaker 1: but he doesn't like stuff like this, like park cars.

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Speaker 1: Oh God, Me and my brother eighteen years old go

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Speaker 1: the car and there wasn't ours and we don't want

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Speaker 1: it there. Wukka, remove this vehicle from the prefaces. Excuse me,

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Speaker 1: Jesus is blocking my walking car. I need There's God

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Speaker 1: to be removed so my feet don't have to move

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Speaker 1: in a different direction of a straight You know how

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Speaker 1: often I like to turn jeeves and it's least three

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Speaker 1: times a day, And no more jeeves.

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Speaker 3: My leg muscles have stretched enough today.

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Speaker 1: Pitch calves stretching me. Look at jeeves. Look, these are

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Speaker 1: twelve miles, not of the aristocracy. The worker tells us

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Speaker 1: he saw the people park there and kind of remembers

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Speaker 1: what they look like. We tell them that it would

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Speaker 1: be good if they sound like a mob boss. We

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Speaker 1: tell them that if they got that car moved, we

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Speaker 1: don't want anything to happen to it. Would we take

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Speaker 1: care of it, Jeeves? Yeah, by we'll take care of it.

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Speaker 1: We wouldn't want nothing to happen to that guy. It

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Speaker 1: would be shame if someone were to remove it from

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Speaker 1: the premises. We might have a few guys just to

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Speaker 1: come over. One of two guys say one or two things.

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Speaker 1: One or two of you. I think I think you

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Speaker 1: mean you mean my need to hire Rius for some

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Speaker 1: protection for your car. Yeah, it's looking a little unsafe

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Speaker 1: over there. You wouldn't want to trip him fall, You know,

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Speaker 1: you might get a black guye or something. You don't

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Speaker 1: want to wake up with a gussy wheel in your bed, now,

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Speaker 1: do you?

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Speaker 2: Hey?

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Speaker 1: You you know you leave your car here one day? Poem,

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Speaker 1: it explodes the next day? How did that happen?

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Speaker 4: Me?

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Speaker 1: About twenty minutes later, we see him walking up to

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Speaker 1: the car with a lady and her son, who looked

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Speaker 1: him out to be nigh hope. He is literally just

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Speaker 1: dunking on this pregnant mother trick like getting this Toyota

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Speaker 1: Camra impounded while it's parked on his God really though,

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Speaker 1: she walks up there and we see her starting to

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Speaker 1: get angry. Naturally we walk out to see what's happening.

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Speaker 1: This is the conversation that happened. I don't understand why

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Speaker 1: you want me to move my car. I live here

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Speaker 1: in the park. I'm homeless. Please don't make me move

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Speaker 1: worker will they say that you don't? And I don't

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Speaker 1: see why they would bring this issue here unless it

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Speaker 1: was true. Karen Layer clearly lying I live here, my brother,

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Speaker 1: Ma'm please, I live here and even have the keys

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Speaker 1: to the house. Please move your car, Karen ball complete

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Speaker 1: and honor bult. I have lived here for one year

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Speaker 1: and have watched this park be built. Our house was

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Speaker 1: finished five months prior to this. Our states it could

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Speaker 1: never be my brother. Okay, then then what two cars

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Speaker 1: are inside? The cars? Then, Karen? A Volkswagon in Masta

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Speaker 1: my brother. No, it's a Bugattian a road Royce you

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Speaker 1: poor Usoo.

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Speaker 3: No, I'm kidding, dive but still wow, so so humble.

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Speaker 3: We have men of the Karen, that's not true. I'll

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Speaker 1: As she scuffles through her handbag, my brother opens the garage.

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Speaker 1: My brother, Yeah, that's the evidence. Can we come see

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Speaker 1: that the Karen is lying worker? It is Kaylin and

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Speaker 1: her car and leaves while looking angry. We didn't think

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Speaker 1: to call the cops because nothing made her happened, but

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Speaker 1: it was funny to see her lying ass, her lying

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Speaker 1: poor ass get proven wrong. Yeah. First of all, John

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Speaker 1: is OP the a hole for kicking Karen out of

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Speaker 1: the PARKI let me think what you think, guys. But

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Speaker 1: in the comments, what do you think of OPI I

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Speaker 1: know we painted him kind of as an app to us.

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Speaker 1: He kind of sounds like a ridge full a little bit.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna give it to Karen.

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Speaker 3: But I I what I love is the delicious audacity

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Speaker 3: to not only be like, first, I live here.

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Speaker 1: Second I let me let me open it, like you

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Speaker 1: don't have it? Like what Karen is good at poker

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Speaker 1: because she's playing all the bluffs.

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Speaker 3: I mean, if you think about it, if you just

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Speaker 1: Oh, I have it. You want me to show you?

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Speaker 1: I'll be like, oh, I'm sorry to do this, miss,

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Speaker 1: but she got a bluff call justice.

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Speaker 3: Yes, Karen confronts us, knocks her drinks over because we're

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Speaker 1: Okay, OPI this is okay. Ope, I'm Sam and I'm

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Speaker 1: John Fry and now I'm nameless Jane. Welcome nameless Jane.

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Speaker 1: He is name full but nameless at the same time,

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Speaker 1: an enigmagma that he is. And it's not even James

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Speaker 1: one not Why do you Why did you make it nameless? James?

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Speaker 5: Honestly, I that was the first thing that came to

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Speaker 1: Not even his own name.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, when I was nameless, and then I knew I

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Speaker 1: Just it just felt right. Okay, Yeah, it does have,

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Speaker 3: Some slant rhymes perhaps, Yeah, is that what it is?

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Speaker 5: A slant rhyme?

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Speaker 3: I think a slant rhyme is something it's like close

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Speaker 3: Dame and James, that's a full rhyme. I have a

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Speaker 3: question for you, guys. We're we're young, debauchroous men.

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Speaker 1: You know, we are big always gods it up trouble.

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Speaker 3: What's the story of you getting into a debaucherous situation

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Speaker 3: involving the alcohol? Incriminate yourself?

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Speaker 1: a fellony, a debaucherous situation, yeah, or even.

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Speaker 3: Just a fun like you got super drunken, like oh

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Speaker 1: I want your your drunkest story that is most incriminating, Yes, okay,

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Speaker 1: most incriminated your real name, so it's fine. What's incriminating

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Speaker 4: And it was more of like a maybe maybe the

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Speaker 4: But freshman year of college goofing around with the lacrosse ball.

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Speaker 1: Through the screen, it would just go outside, right, but

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Speaker 4: Went right through the window like the class shattered everywhere,

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Speaker 5: And almost almost got almost got caught for it.

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Speaker 1: But you got away, he got away. Yeah, they couldn't

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Speaker 3: The whole time I've been waiting for six years, I would.

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Speaker 1: Catch you nincom boops one day.

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Speaker 1: No, it was it was a little spooky. Actually, I

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Speaker 1: do have a video of of this moment. Oh my god.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, he is sitting at the corner. No, his

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Speaker 3: legs are dangling, dangling, hundreds of feet in the air.

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Speaker 1: That is I could never. I could never. I could

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Speaker 3: Everyone is flocking to the pubs, beer gardens, fields for

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Speaker 1: How do I swirl? How to make drinks, how to

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Speaker 5: Because there's no like everyone.

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Speaker 3: So here is where I first clocked our entitled mother.

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Speaker 5: You ask?

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Speaker 1: Clock her? Yeah? Well what is this British like the biggest.

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Speaker 3: I saw her child jumping from chair to chair and

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Speaker 1: I mean, like, what else are you gonna get out?

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Speaker 3: The toddler is setting the vibe for sure. Something about

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Speaker 3: Yeah, hurt people, hurt people, except drunk people drunk are toddlers.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, drunk people that come toddlers exactly, damn hurt people

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Speaker 3: This woman just stands up, no words and goes to

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Speaker 1: I hope you're buying me another one, Karen, This is

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Speaker 3: But my mate had much faster reflexes than me, and

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Speaker 4: Happening in the flapping back over herelers getting thrown, Toddler's

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Speaker 1: It's like that scene in Shrek when he has to

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Speaker 1: battle everybody. Yeah, drink over a pipe?

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Speaker 3: All right, then, that is exactly how this one. Thank

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Speaker 1: Karen was shocked. I was shocked, her child was shot.

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Speaker 3: All of the bargoers were you guessed it shocked? Nobody

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Speaker 3: really spoke for a few minutes. My friend from now on,

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Speaker 3: Amber said, and what the heck were you trying to

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Speaker 1: Karen?

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Speaker 7: You're being too loud and getting too far drunk. It's

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Speaker 7: four pm on all weekday. What is your problem, mole.

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Speaker 1: It's a beer garden. It's a beer garden. In the UK,

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Speaker 1: I'm in the UK with that weather, I got a

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Speaker 1: Every garden is a beer garden. That's true. That's true. Amber.

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Speaker 3: Why does it matter who the heck are you, Karen?

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Speaker 3: It matters because.

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Speaker 7: My child is watching you throw back your drinks.

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Speaker 1: Maybe don't take your kid to a beer guard.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's that's a good way to start by not

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Speaker 3: Also, we aren't being that loud, like, not all of

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Speaker 1: Tell them, Amber, Damn, that's some logic right there. She's

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Speaker 1: she's throwing some logic. Yeah, yeah, you gotta you gotta

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Speaker 1: let's let's see if she can compute. You shouldn't be

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Speaker 1: drinking at four pm. It's a weekday. It's bloody ridiculous. Dude,

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Speaker 1: Who are you the beer police? Why Karen? That's what

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Speaker 1: I was about to say, Karen, are doing at the

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Speaker 1: Go home, bro or go to something where there's not beer.

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Speaker 4: There's nothing wrong with it. These these people weren't at

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Speaker 1: Beer drink the reason. You know what Karen figured out

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Speaker 1: step on that soapbox. Tell her.

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Speaker 4: Tell Karen, I've been around people like you my whole life,

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Speaker 4: and you know what, you can just relax a little bit.

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Speaker 4: Life doesn't have to be so played by the rules.

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Speaker 1: You don't have to preach.

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Speaker 4: Just smokes weed, Karen Church, Take a walk in the park,

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Speaker 4: maybe see wild mushroom and need it.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, go on a trip.

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Speaker 5: It's it.

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Speaker 1: That was beautiful Amber. It's an effing pub garden. You

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Speaker 1: bled him Muppet Muppet pop.

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Speaker 3: At our Karen rabbed her stuff and dragged her child

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Speaker 1: There was an old couple.

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Speaker 3: old gentleman. It's not an excuse, but maybe she couldn't

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Speaker 1: Right, Lee said, that's some sage wisdom right there.

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Speaker 5: That's that her people heard people type thing we were

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Speaker 1: That is that all comes full circle. Grandpa pulled up

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Speaker 1: with the wisdom. Well, well, boys, how do we feel? Well?

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Speaker 1: I think that if you are drinking beer in a

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Speaker 1: I agree, but I'm willing to die on that hill.

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Speaker 1: I agree.

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Speaker 4: I just you know, Karen, next time, don't don't don't

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Speaker 1: This is true.

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Speaker 4: They're going to be having a good time. If you

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, but you know where people always have a

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