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Speaker 1: Another Jubila on the twenties. I'm five. Hello, how is

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Speaker 1: this Courtney? Yeah? This is Scott Brand from the Express

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Speaker 1: Fraud Department. How are you? I I'm good, Thanks for

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Speaker 1: calling me back. Yeah, So, what's going on with my card?

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Speaker 1: Your card was used illegally for up to thirty seven

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Speaker 1: hundred dollars. You you're familiar with that, right, Yeah? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I know. Well I'm calling to let you know that. Unfortunately,

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Speaker 1: we don't believe your cockamami story. What what my card

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Speaker 1: was stolen? Our investigation has shown that you're lying. That's impossible.

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Speaker 1: I don't understand. Like my card was literally stolen, Like

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Speaker 1: my wallet was on a table and it got stole.

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Speaker 1: That's a likely story. Not only do we not believe you,

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Speaker 1: but we've all so alerted the authorities and you're being

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Speaker 1: charged with the crime and they should be in touch

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Speaker 1: with you in the next twenty four hours. Uh, like

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Speaker 1: the police, the authorities of the police. Yes, do you

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Speaker 1: know someone else who would want to take you to jail?

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Speaker 1: This has been hard enough as it is, but you

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Speaker 1: can be a liar like I can't even believe you.

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Speaker 1: Now the waterworks come and what's next? Really? Be good? Okay,

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Speaker 1: I apologize for calling you a liar. I'm sorry about that.

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Speaker 1: I will say that you are really good actress, because

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Speaker 1: those tears are they sound really legit right now, So

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Speaker 1: good job with you on that should I ridiculous? Listen here,

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Speaker 1: sticky fingers, How do you expect us to believe that

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Speaker 1: these charges aren't yours? They're not mine? I don't even

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Speaker 1: know what the charges are. Six hundred dollars at a

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Speaker 1: music store for a bronze ukulele would so I don't

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Speaker 1: even know what a ukulele is? Like, why would I

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Speaker 1: a one way ticket to Jamaica. You're not in Jamaica

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Speaker 1: right now because you've decided to run from the law. Honestly,

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Speaker 1: I don't understand that you can get a job doing

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Speaker 1: what you're doing because you treat people like you're just

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Speaker 1: You expect me to believe that you didn't buy one

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Speaker 1: hundred dollars gift card to Old Navy? What were you thinking?

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Speaker 1: Were you trying to buy up the whole place? I

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Speaker 1: don't one hundred dollars at Old Navy is like if

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Speaker 1: somebody gave me a billion dollars and said do whatever

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Speaker 1: you want with it. I don't understand why you're telling

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Speaker 1: me all about these weird ass charges have nothing to

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Speaker 1: do with me. The card was stolen in the old Navy.

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Speaker 1: Thing upsets me for a couple of reasons. One you're

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Speaker 1: a thief and two you have horrible fashion sense. I

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Speaker 1: can't you're probably wearing a performance fleece right now, aren't

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Speaker 1: you what? This is? Actually jewel from Brook and Jewel

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Speaker 1: In the morning, I'm moving ninety two point five doing

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Speaker 1: a phone tap on your Your roommate, Samantha set you

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Speaker 1: up here. Oh my god. Yeah, she said you had

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Speaker 1: your card stolen recently and needed a good laugh or cry.

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Speaker 1: Maybe I'm so glad I'm not going to jail though,

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Speaker 1: thank you. Week up every morning with jewel. Phone taps

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Speaker 1: weekday mornings on the twenties, I'm moving ninety two point five.

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Speaker 1: She won't it? Can till you won't it home me

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Speaker 1: to push your bone it full. You know where I'm

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Speaker 1: all on it. We get the party going when the