Speaker 1: It is time for the today's prank phone call with
Speaker 1: Junior in for the nephew. What you got for its Junior?
Speaker 2: You know last year the church gave me this club
Speaker 2: that I might have healing Powell about what time we
Speaker 2: do that?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 1: You got all?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 2: Here we go? So here is it's your funeral arrangements.
Speaker 2: Your funeral arrangements. It's the prank call today.
Speaker 3: Come on cat, Hello, Hello, I'm trying to retell you
Speaker 3: Miss Diana. Please, she's not in at the moment. I
Speaker 3: take a massive lee. My name is John, John. I'm
Speaker 3: actually the funeral director here at funeral home. Miss Diane
Speaker 3: came in earlier today and tried to get the arrangements set.
Speaker 3: First of all, I want to say my condolences to
Speaker 3: you all and your entire family for what you're going through.
Speaker 3: She filled out some paperwork here and I wanted to
Speaker 3: make sure I got everything actually correct. I'm a little
Speaker 3: not sure on what she wants on the actual tombstone.
Speaker 3: I don't know what she wants. Rob or Robert, are
Speaker 3: you are you wanted the members that may be able
Speaker 3: to tell me exactly what she would want on I
Speaker 3: am I'm Robert. What is all about it. She can
Speaker 3: me this morning? What you're talking about? Okay? Hold on,
Speaker 3: certain Siry, you you're who I am, Robert, Rob Roberts,
Speaker 3: that's me? Okay, And is there senior or well Junior
Speaker 3: is just a child. I'm Roberto. That's who I am.
Speaker 3: Junior is a child, either one of us? Did we're health? Okay? Okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 3: hang on? Oh my god, all right, I don't okay
Speaker 3: hang on second sir? Yeah yeah, mis ms sir, Miss
Speaker 3: Diane is your wife? Yeah, that is my wife. And
Speaker 3: you sure you got the right down? You sure he
Speaker 3: came in uh this morning? Uh maybe five five? Uh
Speaker 3: what salt and pepper, hair, shoulder ling? Uh maybe a
Speaker 3: medium brown complex mm hmm. What kind of costumes? What
Speaker 3: she's having? You see the calls and seeing the call something.
Speaker 3: Uh it seemed like it was a U some type
Speaker 3: of Was it a camery? I think? Yeah, that's what
Speaker 3: I mean. What happened? Tell me, actually tell me what
Speaker 3: happened this moment she came in and said what she
Speaker 3: came in? And mister, why why why why why do
Speaker 3: I call back when Miss Diane is there and we
Speaker 3: can go call back? You know, tell me that right now.
Speaker 3: I need to know what is going on you. My
Speaker 3: wife would tell me she would have a funeral for me,
Speaker 3: and you're telling me you want to call me leving
Speaker 3: know tell me that, sir. All I know is is
Speaker 3: miss Diane came in. The paperwork was a little I
Speaker 3: was just coming to reevaluate you know what? I what?
Speaker 3: I what what? I what was written here? It wasn't right.
Speaker 3: I mean, she came in, she she picked out the casket,
Speaker 3: she did everything that she was supposed to the casket, casket,
Speaker 3: bro bro bro. I don't understand. I don't really understand
Speaker 3: what's going on, but I'm gonna find out later on.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna find her. I don't understand. I've never been
Speaker 3: in a I've never been in a situation like this. Okay,
Speaker 3: so we about to get in the sister that maybe
Speaker 3: I need to call back when this Diane gets there.
Speaker 3: I said, I need to talk to you now. She
Speaker 3: had six o'clock. Don't worry about that. Where you at anyway?
Speaker 3: What's your name again? Where you at? I'm I'm I'm John, Sir,
Speaker 3: I'm the I'm the funeral homes I round. I'm sorry,
Speaker 3: y'all you might be you might be making some funer
Speaker 3: raining for her too. I might need to switch things,
Speaker 3: put her game on there, Okay, sir, I'm just what
Speaker 3: six o'clock is six o'clock, sir, six o'clock. You're gonna
Speaker 3: be there, Sir. A funeral is a very serious thing, sir.
Speaker 3: So you're so serious. Bro. Look, my wife is becoming she's
Speaker 3: trying to marry me. Me. I'm rocking. Whatn't even be
Speaker 3: other people? Robert, it's it's it's Rob or Robert, whichever one.
Speaker 3: I mean. I don't, I don't. I mean, I won't.
Speaker 3: I don't. I don't, I don't. I don't know. We
Speaker 3: ain't even be peas it, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: We didn't even argu me. We had a little last
Speaker 3: lobbying in last week by little light bil or something,
Speaker 3: a little black man. But you for having funerals to me, Okay,
Speaker 3: I can't let this up. They got the right now,
Speaker 3: you got the right one. I tell you, man, I'm
Speaker 3: not watch mister. I mean, since I have you on
Speaker 3: the phone, is can I ask you?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 3: Is it all right? If I asked you something? Sir?
Speaker 3: You want to ask me? Brother? I mean, since since
Speaker 3: it is your funeral? Would you would you like the
Speaker 3: light blue lining or the white lining in the inside
Speaker 3: on the inside. You play with me right now now.
Speaker 3: You're trying me that if I come down there and swing,
Speaker 3: you won't like it. There's gonna be two funerals. You
Speaker 3: keep on that, you're gonna put your own planning. Man,
Speaker 3: I'm not here busting my like at twelve hour shift.
Speaker 3: All I said, a little bit life up around here.
Speaker 3: It's gonna keep the billing eye. But she would say,
Speaker 3: huh's around here, a little sir, be light, so light,
Speaker 3: so light a funeral? Come on, man, boy, I swear
Speaker 3: to God, just gonna tell you. I'm telling you, can
Speaker 3: I can? I can? I can?
Speaker 1: I tell you?
Speaker 3: What else your wife told me when she was here?
Speaker 3: What what else to do at you? I need to
Speaker 3: know anywhere? I need to know, tell me where? I
Speaker 3: tell her. Well, she told me to tell you exactly
Speaker 3: who I was. What? Who is you? I'm sorry? Who
Speaker 3: are you? Sir? Who's the rape? I'm not John, I'm
Speaker 3: not John from the funeral home. You better let me.
Speaker 3: You better tell me you no better here, not no, no,
Speaker 3: no nothing, none of it. Fu this it this right here,
Speaker 3: his nephew, tire me from the Steve Arby Martin Shell
Speaker 3: with your wife Diane, got me to pray phone call you. Hello, boy,
Speaker 3: I swear y'all y'all some boy boy. Y'all too much? Man,
Speaker 3: y'all just stop paying people sing man, I don't really man,
Speaker 3: y'all just up see you. I said, Hey, man, look
Speaker 3: a hill bro big better need a suit than I
Speaker 3: need all that need all that shoes, sop head, all
Speaker 3: that all right, man, I had to do that. Hey,
Speaker 3: let me ask you, what is the baddest radio show
Speaker 3: in the land? The See Hobby Morning Show and now Nawood's.
Speaker 2: Crazy your funeral arrangements? Have y'all what have y'all thought
Speaker 2: about something? The nephew would say, y'all thought about what
Speaker 2: y'all gonna be doing at y'all funeral?
Speaker 4: Yeah, man, about not having a funeral. Just tell your
Speaker 4: family to have a.
Speaker 3: Memorial.
Speaker 1: No, I'm hoping for like the lights squ out in
Speaker 1: the country or state national holiday? Now day morning?
Speaker 2: What you want a day of morning?
Speaker 1: You know they turned out falls purple when Prince died.
Speaker 1: I want something. I want big mustache out in the sky,
Speaker 1: like emblems something something you know what that could actually
Speaker 1: happen though, for you rest in peace, King.
Speaker 2: Like for you, like when they did the drones, they
Speaker 2: made your mustache out of rons in the sky.
Speaker 1: Oh remember the way?
Speaker 3: Did that?
Speaker 2: You want that for your dead day?
Speaker 3: When they do that? You didn't know?
Speaker 2: You didn't know that.
Speaker 3: What y'all told about? Remember Atlanta Leisure podcast?
Speaker 2: Did they put the rolls in the sky and made
Speaker 2: your mustache?
Speaker 3: But yeah, yeah, you just where was that at?
Speaker 1: They just told you Atlanta, sir?
Speaker 3: I missed that Google.
Speaker 1: Well anyway, Junior was asking you, do you want something
Speaker 1: like that at your funeral?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna need all that.
Speaker 3: What else y'all got it?
Speaker 2: Contacted her and you leave, you boys, make sure they
Speaker 2: in George.
Speaker 1: George, you're listening. Steve Hardy Morning Out.