WEBVTT - Your Funeral Arrangements - 05.28.25

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<v Speaker 1>It is time for the today's prank phone call with

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<v Speaker 1>Junior in for the nephew. What you got for its Junior?

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<v Speaker 2>You know last year the church gave me this club

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<v Speaker 2>that I might have healing Powell about what time we

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<v Speaker 2>do that?

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<v Speaker 3>Uh?

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<v Speaker 1>You got all?

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<v Speaker 3>Right?

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<v Speaker 2>Here we go? So here is it's your funeral arrangements.

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<v Speaker 2>Your funeral arrangements. It's the prank call today.

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<v Speaker 3>Come on cat, Hello, Hello, I'm trying to retell you

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<v Speaker 3>Miss Diana. Please, she's not in at the moment. I

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<v Speaker 3>take a massive lee. My name is John, John. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>actually the funeral director here at funeral home. Miss Diane

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<v Speaker 3>came in earlier today and tried to get the arrangements set.

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<v Speaker 3>First of all, I want to say my condolences to

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<v Speaker 3>you all and your entire family for what you're going through.

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<v Speaker 3>She filled out some paperwork here and I wanted to

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<v Speaker 3>make sure I got everything actually correct. I'm a little

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<v Speaker 3>not sure on what she wants on the actual tombstone.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know what she wants. Rob or Robert, are

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<v Speaker 3>you are you wanted the members that may be able

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<v Speaker 3>to tell me exactly what she would want on I

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<v Speaker 3>am I'm Robert. What is all about it. She can

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<v Speaker 3>me this morning? What you're talking about? Okay? Hold on,

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<v Speaker 3>certain Siry, you you're who I am, Robert, Rob Roberts,

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<v Speaker 3>that's me? Okay, And is there senior or well Junior

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<v Speaker 3>is just a child. I'm Roberto. That's who I am.

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<v Speaker 3>Junior is a child, either one of us? Did we're health? Okay? Okay, okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 3>hang on? Oh my god, all right, I don't okay

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<v Speaker 3>hang on second sir? Yeah yeah, mis ms sir, Miss

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<v Speaker 3>Diane is your wife? Yeah, that is my wife. And

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<v Speaker 3>you sure you got the right down? You sure he

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<v Speaker 3>came in uh this morning? Uh maybe five five? Uh

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<v Speaker 3>what salt and pepper, hair, shoulder ling? Uh maybe a

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<v Speaker 3>medium brown complex mm hmm. What kind of costumes? What

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<v Speaker 3>she's having? You see the calls and seeing the call something.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh it seemed like it was a U some type

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<v Speaker 3>of Was it a camery? I think? Yeah, that's what

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<v Speaker 3>I mean. What happened? Tell me, actually tell me what

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<v Speaker 3>happened this moment she came in and said what she

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<v Speaker 3>came in? And mister, why why why why why do

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<v Speaker 3>I call back when Miss Diane is there and we

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<v Speaker 3>can go call back? You know, tell me that right now.

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<v Speaker 3>I need to know what is going on you. My

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<v Speaker 3>wife would tell me she would have a funeral for me,

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<v Speaker 3>and you're telling me you want to call me leving

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<v Speaker 3>know tell me that, sir. All I know is is

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<v Speaker 3>miss Diane came in. The paperwork was a little I

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<v Speaker 3>was just coming to reevaluate you know what? I what?

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<v Speaker 3>I what what? I what was written here? It wasn't right.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, she came in, she she picked out the casket,

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<v Speaker 3>she did everything that she was supposed to the casket, casket,

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<v Speaker 3>bro bro bro. I don't understand. I don't really understand

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<v Speaker 3>what's going on, but I'm gonna find out later on.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna find her. I don't understand. I've never been

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<v Speaker 3>in a I've never been in a situation like this. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>so we about to get in the sister that maybe

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<v Speaker 3>I need to call back when this Diane gets there.

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<v Speaker 3>I said, I need to talk to you now. She

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<v Speaker 3>had six o'clock. Don't worry about that. Where you at anyway?

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<v Speaker 3>What's your name again? Where you at? I'm I'm I'm John, Sir,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm the I'm the funeral homes I round. I'm sorry,

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<v Speaker 3>y'all you might be you might be making some funer

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<v Speaker 3>raining for her too. I might need to switch things,

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<v Speaker 3>put her game on there, Okay, sir, I'm just what

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<v Speaker 3>six o'clock is six o'clock, sir, six o'clock. You're gonna

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<v Speaker 3>be there, Sir. A funeral is a very serious thing, sir.

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<v Speaker 3>So you're so serious. Bro. Look, my wife is becoming she's

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<v Speaker 3>trying to marry me. Me. I'm rocking. Whatn't even be

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<v Speaker 3>other people? Robert, it's it's it's Rob or Robert, whichever one.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean. I don't, I don't. I mean, I won't.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't. I don't, I don't. I don't know. We

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<v Speaker 3>ain't even be peas it, you know what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 3>We didn't even argu me. We had a little last

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<v Speaker 3>lobbying in last week by little light bil or something,

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<v Speaker 3>a little black man. But you for having funerals to me, Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>I can't let this up. They got the right now,

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<v Speaker 3>you got the right one. I tell you, man, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>not watch mister. I mean, since I have you on

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<v Speaker 3>the phone, is can I ask you?

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<v Speaker 4>What?

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<v Speaker 3>Is it all right? If I asked you something? Sir?

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<v Speaker 3>You want to ask me? Brother? I mean, since since

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<v Speaker 3>it is your funeral? Would you would you like the

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<v Speaker 3>light blue lining or the white lining in the inside

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<v Speaker 3>on the inside. You play with me right now now.

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<v Speaker 3>You're trying me that if I come down there and swing,

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<v Speaker 3>you won't like it. There's gonna be two funerals. You

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<v Speaker 3>keep on that, you're gonna put your own planning. Man,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not here busting my like at twelve hour shift.

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<v Speaker 3>All I said, a little bit life up around here.

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<v Speaker 3>It's gonna keep the billing eye. But she would say,

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<v Speaker 3>huh's around here, a little sir, be light, so light,

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<v Speaker 3>so light a funeral? Come on, man, boy, I swear

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<v Speaker 3>to God, just gonna tell you. I'm telling you, can

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<v Speaker 3>I can? I can? I can?

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<v Speaker 1>I tell you?

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<v Speaker 3>What else your wife told me when she was here?

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<v Speaker 3>What what else to do at you? I need to

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<v Speaker 3>know anywhere? I need to know, tell me where? I

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<v Speaker 3>tell her. Well, she told me to tell you exactly

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<v Speaker 3>who I was. What? Who is you? I'm sorry? Who

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<v Speaker 3>are you? Sir? Who's the rape? I'm not John, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>not John from the funeral home. You better let me.

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<v Speaker 3>You better tell me you no better here, not no, no,

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<v Speaker 3>no nothing, none of it. Fu this it this right here,

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<v Speaker 3>his nephew, tire me from the Steve Arby Martin Shell

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<v Speaker 3>with your wife Diane, got me to pray phone call you. Hello, boy,

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<v Speaker 3>I swear y'all y'all some boy boy. Y'all too much? Man,

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<v Speaker 3>y'all just stop paying people sing man, I don't really man,

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<v Speaker 3>y'all just up see you. I said, Hey, man, look

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<v Speaker 3>a hill bro big better need a suit than I

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<v Speaker 3>need all that need all that shoes, sop head, all

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<v Speaker 3>that all right, man, I had to do that. Hey,

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<v Speaker 3>let me ask you, what is the baddest radio show

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<v Speaker 3>in the land? The See Hobby Morning Show and now Nawood's.

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<v Speaker 2>Crazy your funeral arrangements? Have y'all what have y'all thought

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<v Speaker 2>about something? The nephew would say, y'all thought about what

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<v Speaker 2>y'all gonna be doing at y'all funeral?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, man, about not having a funeral. Just tell your

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<v Speaker 4>family to have a.

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<v Speaker 3>Memorial.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'm hoping for like the lights squ out in

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<v Speaker 1>the country or state national holiday? Now day morning?

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<v Speaker 2>What you want a day of morning?

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<v Speaker 1>You know they turned out falls purple when Prince died.

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<v Speaker 1>I want something. I want big mustache out in the sky,

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<v Speaker 1>like emblems something something you know what that could actually

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<v Speaker 1>happen though, for you rest in peace, King.

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<v Speaker 2>Like for you, like when they did the drones, they

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<v Speaker 2>made your mustache out of rons in the sky.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh remember the way?

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<v Speaker 3>Did that?

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<v Speaker 2>You want that for your dead day?

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<v Speaker 3>When they do that? You didn't know?

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<v Speaker 2>You didn't know that.

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<v Speaker 3>What y'all told about? Remember Atlanta Leisure podcast?

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<v Speaker 2>Did they put the rolls in the sky and made

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<v Speaker 2>your mustache?

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<v Speaker 3>But yeah, yeah, you just where was that at?

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<v Speaker 1>They just told you Atlanta, sir?

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<v Speaker 3>I missed that Google.

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<v Speaker 1>Well anyway, Junior was asking you, do you want something

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<v Speaker 1>like that at your funeral?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna need all that.

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<v Speaker 3>What else y'all got it?

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<v Speaker 2>Contacted her and you leave, you boys, make sure they

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<v Speaker 2>in George.

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<v Speaker 1>George, you're listening. Steve Hardy Morning Out.