1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:02,400 Speaker 1: It is time for the today's prank phone call with 2 00:00:02,600 --> 00:00:05,440 Speaker 1: Junior in for the nephew. What you got for its Junior? 3 00:00:06,360 --> 00:00:10,559 Speaker 2: You know last year the church gave me this club 4 00:00:12,520 --> 00:00:19,480 Speaker 2: that I might have healing Powell about what time we 5 00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:19,840 Speaker 2: do that? 6 00:00:20,400 --> 00:00:20,520 Speaker 3: Uh? 7 00:00:21,720 --> 00:00:24,400 Speaker 1: You got all? 8 00:00:24,480 --> 00:00:24,680 Speaker 3: Right? 9 00:00:24,680 --> 00:00:28,280 Speaker 2: Here we go? So here is it's your funeral arrangements. 10 00:00:28,640 --> 00:00:32,920 Speaker 2: Your funeral arrangements. It's the prank call today. 11 00:00:32,920 --> 00:00:36,280 Speaker 3: Come on cat, Hello, Hello, I'm trying to retell you 12 00:00:36,320 --> 00:00:39,760 Speaker 3: Miss Diana. Please, she's not in at the moment. I 13 00:00:39,880 --> 00:00:43,279 Speaker 3: take a massive lee. My name is John, John. I'm 14 00:00:43,320 --> 00:00:47,479 Speaker 3: actually the funeral director here at funeral home. Miss Diane 15 00:00:47,520 --> 00:00:51,360 Speaker 3: came in earlier today and tried to get the arrangements set. 16 00:00:51,360 --> 00:00:53,360 Speaker 3: First of all, I want to say my condolences to 17 00:00:53,440 --> 00:00:56,360 Speaker 3: you all and your entire family for what you're going through. 18 00:00:56,760 --> 00:00:59,440 Speaker 3: She filled out some paperwork here and I wanted to 19 00:00:59,440 --> 00:01:02,840 Speaker 3: make sure I got everything actually correct. I'm a little 20 00:01:03,640 --> 00:01:06,720 Speaker 3: not sure on what she wants on the actual tombstone. 21 00:01:06,720 --> 00:01:12,440 Speaker 3: I don't know what she wants. Rob or Robert, are 22 00:01:12,480 --> 00:01:14,240 Speaker 3: you are you wanted the members that may be able 23 00:01:14,280 --> 00:01:17,479 Speaker 3: to tell me exactly what she would want on I 24 00:01:17,520 --> 00:01:20,959 Speaker 3: am I'm Robert. What is all about it. She can 25 00:01:21,160 --> 00:01:23,840 Speaker 3: me this morning? What you're talking about? Okay? Hold on, 26 00:01:23,880 --> 00:01:28,520 Speaker 3: certain Siry, you you're who I am, Robert, Rob Roberts, 27 00:01:28,600 --> 00:01:35,960 Speaker 3: that's me? Okay, And is there senior or well Junior 28 00:01:36,040 --> 00:01:39,560 Speaker 3: is just a child. I'm Roberto. That's who I am. 29 00:01:40,040 --> 00:01:44,520 Speaker 3: Junior is a child, either one of us? Did we're health? Okay? Okay, okay, okay, 30 00:01:44,520 --> 00:01:47,880 Speaker 3: hang on? Oh my god, all right, I don't okay 31 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:53,000 Speaker 3: hang on second sir? Yeah yeah, mis ms sir, Miss 32 00:01:53,080 --> 00:01:55,480 Speaker 3: Diane is your wife? Yeah, that is my wife. And 33 00:01:55,480 --> 00:01:59,320 Speaker 3: you sure you got the right down? You sure he 34 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:05,000 Speaker 3: came in uh this morning? Uh maybe five five? Uh 35 00:02:05,840 --> 00:02:09,640 Speaker 3: what salt and pepper, hair, shoulder ling? Uh maybe a 36 00:02:09,919 --> 00:02:14,200 Speaker 3: medium brown complex mm hmm. What kind of costumes? What 37 00:02:14,320 --> 00:02:16,919 Speaker 3: she's having? You see the calls and seeing the call something. 38 00:02:17,240 --> 00:02:20,520 Speaker 3: Uh it seemed like it was a U some type 39 00:02:20,520 --> 00:02:23,519 Speaker 3: of Was it a camery? I think? Yeah, that's what 40 00:02:24,919 --> 00:02:27,160 Speaker 3: I mean. What happened? Tell me, actually tell me what 41 00:02:27,240 --> 00:02:29,040 Speaker 3: happened this moment she came in and said what she 42 00:02:29,919 --> 00:02:33,880 Speaker 3: came in? And mister, why why why why why do 43 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:35,920 Speaker 3: I call back when Miss Diane is there and we 44 00:02:35,960 --> 00:02:39,520 Speaker 3: can go call back? You know, tell me that right now. 45 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:42,600 Speaker 3: I need to know what is going on you. My 46 00:02:42,680 --> 00:02:44,360 Speaker 3: wife would tell me she would have a funeral for me, 47 00:02:44,639 --> 00:02:46,000 Speaker 3: and you're telling me you want to call me leving 48 00:02:46,080 --> 00:02:50,200 Speaker 3: know tell me that, sir. All I know is is 49 00:02:50,240 --> 00:02:53,280 Speaker 3: miss Diane came in. The paperwork was a little I 50 00:02:53,360 --> 00:02:55,240 Speaker 3: was just coming to reevaluate you know what? I what? 51 00:02:55,280 --> 00:02:57,680 Speaker 3: I what what? I what was written here? It wasn't right. 52 00:02:57,800 --> 00:03:00,520 Speaker 3: I mean, she came in, she she picked out the casket, 53 00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:04,639 Speaker 3: she did everything that she was supposed to the casket, casket, 54 00:03:04,680 --> 00:03:08,920 Speaker 3: bro bro bro. I don't understand. I don't really understand 55 00:03:08,919 --> 00:03:10,840 Speaker 3: what's going on, but I'm gonna find out later on. 56 00:03:11,040 --> 00:03:14,680 Speaker 3: I'm gonna find her. I don't understand. I've never been 57 00:03:14,720 --> 00:03:17,280 Speaker 3: in a I've never been in a situation like this. Okay, 58 00:03:17,320 --> 00:03:19,080 Speaker 3: so we about to get in the sister that maybe 59 00:03:19,120 --> 00:03:21,240 Speaker 3: I need to call back when this Diane gets there. 60 00:03:21,760 --> 00:03:23,560 Speaker 3: I said, I need to talk to you now. She 61 00:03:23,960 --> 00:03:26,840 Speaker 3: had six o'clock. Don't worry about that. Where you at anyway? 62 00:03:26,880 --> 00:03:30,680 Speaker 3: What's your name again? Where you at? I'm I'm I'm John, Sir, 63 00:03:30,720 --> 00:03:34,000 Speaker 3: I'm the I'm the funeral homes I round. I'm sorry, 64 00:03:34,320 --> 00:03:37,120 Speaker 3: y'all you might be you might be making some funer 65 00:03:37,200 --> 00:03:39,920 Speaker 3: raining for her too. I might need to switch things, 66 00:03:39,960 --> 00:03:42,200 Speaker 3: put her game on there, Okay, sir, I'm just what 67 00:03:42,600 --> 00:03:46,160 Speaker 3: six o'clock is six o'clock, sir, six o'clock. You're gonna 68 00:03:46,160 --> 00:03:49,360 Speaker 3: be there, Sir. A funeral is a very serious thing, sir. 69 00:03:49,800 --> 00:03:54,280 Speaker 3: So you're so serious. Bro. Look, my wife is becoming she's 70 00:03:54,320 --> 00:03:58,360 Speaker 3: trying to marry me. Me. I'm rocking. Whatn't even be 71 00:03:58,440 --> 00:04:02,480 Speaker 3: other people? Robert, it's it's it's Rob or Robert, whichever one. 72 00:04:02,680 --> 00:04:06,280 Speaker 3: I mean. I don't, I don't. I mean, I won't. 73 00:04:06,440 --> 00:04:08,080 Speaker 3: I don't. I don't, I don't. I don't know. We 74 00:04:08,080 --> 00:04:10,080 Speaker 3: ain't even be peas it, you know what I'm saying. 75 00:04:10,520 --> 00:04:12,320 Speaker 3: We didn't even argu me. We had a little last 76 00:04:12,640 --> 00:04:15,240 Speaker 3: lobbying in last week by little light bil or something, 77 00:04:15,240 --> 00:04:21,400 Speaker 3: a little black man. But you for having funerals to me, Okay, 78 00:04:21,680 --> 00:04:23,920 Speaker 3: I can't let this up. They got the right now, 79 00:04:24,040 --> 00:04:26,680 Speaker 3: you got the right one. I tell you, man, I'm 80 00:04:26,720 --> 00:04:32,919 Speaker 3: not watch mister. I mean, since I have you on 81 00:04:32,960 --> 00:04:34,360 Speaker 3: the phone, is can I ask you? 82 00:04:34,360 --> 00:04:34,400 Speaker 4: What? 83 00:04:35,200 --> 00:04:36,600 Speaker 3: Is it all right? If I asked you something? Sir? 84 00:04:37,240 --> 00:04:39,400 Speaker 3: You want to ask me? Brother? I mean, since since 85 00:04:39,440 --> 00:04:41,839 Speaker 3: it is your funeral? Would you would you like the 86 00:04:41,920 --> 00:04:44,560 Speaker 3: light blue lining or the white lining in the inside 87 00:04:44,720 --> 00:04:47,840 Speaker 3: on the inside. You play with me right now now. 88 00:04:47,839 --> 00:04:50,080 Speaker 3: You're trying me that if I come down there and swing, 89 00:04:50,120 --> 00:04:53,400 Speaker 3: you won't like it. There's gonna be two funerals. You 90 00:04:54,440 --> 00:04:58,160 Speaker 3: keep on that, you're gonna put your own planning. Man, 91 00:04:58,200 --> 00:05:01,440 Speaker 3: I'm not here busting my like at twelve hour shift. 92 00:05:01,839 --> 00:05:05,000 Speaker 3: All I said, a little bit life up around here. 93 00:05:05,120 --> 00:05:06,840 Speaker 3: It's gonna keep the billing eye. But she would say, 94 00:05:06,920 --> 00:05:11,320 Speaker 3: huh's around here, a little sir, be light, so light, 95 00:05:11,400 --> 00:05:15,760 Speaker 3: so light a funeral? Come on, man, boy, I swear 96 00:05:15,800 --> 00:05:17,159 Speaker 3: to God, just gonna tell you. I'm telling you, can 97 00:05:17,200 --> 00:05:18,400 Speaker 3: I can? I can? I can? 98 00:05:18,440 --> 00:05:18,800 Speaker 1: I tell you? 99 00:05:18,800 --> 00:05:20,400 Speaker 3: What else your wife told me when she was here? 100 00:05:20,960 --> 00:05:22,960 Speaker 3: What what else to do at you? I need to 101 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:25,520 Speaker 3: know anywhere? I need to know, tell me where? I 102 00:05:25,600 --> 00:05:28,080 Speaker 3: tell her. Well, she told me to tell you exactly 103 00:05:28,160 --> 00:05:34,160 Speaker 3: who I was. What? Who is you? I'm sorry? Who 104 00:05:34,320 --> 00:05:37,760 Speaker 3: are you? Sir? Who's the rape? I'm not John, I'm 105 00:05:37,800 --> 00:05:40,800 Speaker 3: not John from the funeral home. You better let me. 106 00:05:40,960 --> 00:05:44,120 Speaker 3: You better tell me you no better here, not no, no, 107 00:05:44,200 --> 00:05:48,960 Speaker 3: no nothing, none of it. Fu this it this right here, 108 00:05:49,279 --> 00:05:52,520 Speaker 3: his nephew, tire me from the Steve Arby Martin Shell 109 00:05:52,520 --> 00:06:07,800 Speaker 3: with your wife Diane, got me to pray phone call you. Hello, boy, 110 00:06:08,320 --> 00:06:15,480 Speaker 3: I swear y'all y'all some boy boy. Y'all too much? Man, 111 00:06:15,560 --> 00:06:18,080 Speaker 3: y'all just stop paying people sing man, I don't really man, 112 00:06:18,120 --> 00:06:21,720 Speaker 3: y'all just up see you. I said, Hey, man, look 113 00:06:21,720 --> 00:06:26,120 Speaker 3: a hill bro big better need a suit than I 114 00:06:26,240 --> 00:06:29,400 Speaker 3: need all that need all that shoes, sop head, all 115 00:06:29,440 --> 00:06:32,839 Speaker 3: that all right, man, I had to do that. Hey, 116 00:06:32,920 --> 00:06:36,159 Speaker 3: let me ask you, what is the baddest radio show 117 00:06:36,200 --> 00:06:55,320 Speaker 3: in the land? The See Hobby Morning Show and now Nawood's. 118 00:06:48,480 --> 00:06:52,160 Speaker 2: Crazy your funeral arrangements? Have y'all what have y'all thought 119 00:06:52,160 --> 00:06:54,400 Speaker 2: about something? The nephew would say, y'all thought about what 120 00:06:54,480 --> 00:06:55,880 Speaker 2: y'all gonna be doing at y'all funeral? 121 00:06:58,480 --> 00:07:08,040 Speaker 4: Yeah, man, about not having a funeral. Just tell your 122 00:07:08,040 --> 00:07:09,840 Speaker 4: family to have a. 123 00:07:11,800 --> 00:07:12,320 Speaker 3: Memorial. 124 00:07:12,520 --> 00:07:17,920 Speaker 1: No, I'm hoping for like the lights squ out in 125 00:07:17,960 --> 00:07:23,880 Speaker 1: the country or state national holiday? Now day morning? 126 00:07:24,920 --> 00:07:28,880 Speaker 2: What you want a day of morning? 127 00:07:29,320 --> 00:07:33,600 Speaker 1: You know they turned out falls purple when Prince died. 128 00:07:33,680 --> 00:07:38,200 Speaker 1: I want something. I want big mustache out in the sky, 129 00:07:38,440 --> 00:07:46,280 Speaker 1: like emblems something something you know what that could actually 130 00:07:46,320 --> 00:07:56,400 Speaker 1: happen though, for you rest in peace, King. 131 00:07:56,800 --> 00:07:58,760 Speaker 2: Like for you, like when they did the drones, they 132 00:07:58,760 --> 00:08:01,280 Speaker 2: made your mustache out of rons in the sky. 133 00:08:01,680 --> 00:08:03,360 Speaker 1: Oh remember the way? 134 00:08:03,360 --> 00:08:03,800 Speaker 3: Did that? 135 00:08:03,920 --> 00:08:05,760 Speaker 2: You want that for your dead day? 136 00:08:06,400 --> 00:08:09,280 Speaker 3: When they do that? You didn't know? 137 00:08:09,680 --> 00:08:10,400 Speaker 2: You didn't know that. 138 00:08:12,440 --> 00:08:18,160 Speaker 3: What y'all told about? Remember Atlanta Leisure podcast? 139 00:08:18,560 --> 00:08:20,480 Speaker 2: Did they put the rolls in the sky and made 140 00:08:20,520 --> 00:08:21,360 Speaker 2: your mustache? 141 00:08:21,840 --> 00:08:27,960 Speaker 3: But yeah, yeah, you just where was that at? 142 00:08:29,480 --> 00:08:31,320 Speaker 1: They just told you Atlanta, sir? 143 00:08:31,960 --> 00:08:35,520 Speaker 3: I missed that Google. 144 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:40,160 Speaker 1: Well anyway, Junior was asking you, do you want something 145 00:08:40,400 --> 00:08:41,840 Speaker 1: like that at your funeral? 146 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:43,160 Speaker 3: Yeah? 147 00:08:43,160 --> 00:08:44,000 Speaker 1: I'm gonna need all that. 148 00:08:46,840 --> 00:08:47,920 Speaker 3: What else y'all got it? 149 00:08:48,600 --> 00:08:50,800 Speaker 2: Contacted her and you leave, you boys, make sure they 150 00:08:50,880 --> 00:08:54,559 Speaker 2: in George. 151 00:08:53,800 --> 00:09:00,240 Speaker 1: George, you're listening. Steve Hardy Morning Out.