WEBVTT - Second Date Update Classic: Lapping Up Love 0:00:00.220 --> 0:00:02.000 All right, we got a classic for you today. 0:00:02.279 --> 0:00:04.140 But before, we always love to highlight your comments. What 0:00:04.160 --> 0:00:05.199 do you see, Alexis, that you like? 0:00:05.460 --> 0:00:08.800 Yeah, Frankie Cavanaugh said, sometimes. 0:00:08.360 --> 0:00:10.450 When all you were talking at once and laughing at 0:00:10.570 --> 0:00:13.310 once and all at once, all at once, I swear 0:00:13.330 --> 0:00:14.530 y'all had too much coffee. 0:00:14.790 --> 0:00:15.650 But that's all right. 0:00:15.670 --> 0:00:17.250 I have a lot of peace in mind when I 0:00:17.270 --> 0:00:19.209 get the opportunity to hear you guys entertain us. 0:00:19.960 --> 0:00:21.579 But sometimes y'all just talk at once. 0:00:21.820 --> 0:00:22.280 Loudly. 0:00:22.300 --> 0:00:23.900 A hundred. Yeah. 0:00:24.040 --> 0:00:24.480 It's true. 0:00:24.520 --> 0:00:26.810 But we like each other. That's why. You know, it's fun. 0:00:26.829 --> 0:00:27.850 It's a fun room to be in. 0:00:28.010 --> 0:00:28.490 Yeah. 0:00:28.730 --> 0:00:29.310 All right. 0:00:29.370 --> 0:00:29.670 Okay. 0:00:30.050 --> 0:00:30.390 All right. 0:00:30.450 --> 0:00:30.850 Here we go. 0:00:30.890 --> 0:00:31.350 Here we go. 0:00:31.470 --> 0:00:34.700 Into the classic. Into the classic. 0:00:35.380 --> 0:00:36.880 Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. 0:00:36.900 --> 0:00:38.260 Second date update. 0:00:39.580 --> 0:00:42.580 I've heard of people using the dating app Hinge. Anybody 0:00:42.620 --> 0:00:44.780 here ever try that one, Alexis? 0:00:44.800 --> 0:00:46.790 That's my favorite one. What's that one about? 0:00:47.170 --> 0:00:49.750 You have more prompt, and you can see people who 0:00:49.810 --> 0:00:50.970 like you before you like them. 0:00:50.990 --> 0:00:53.610 So you don't have to match. I'm not going to 0:00:53.670 --> 0:00:54.290 explain it to you. 0:00:54.330 --> 0:00:57.330 I've never used that one before personally, but I have 0:00:57.390 --> 0:00:59.610 met people on a similar one called Cringe. 0:00:59.630 --> 0:01:01.670 That makes sense for you. It's where you. 0:01:01.590 --> 0:01:05.160 Match with people based on their belly buttons, and you 0:01:05.200 --> 0:01:08.300 make a bunch of mouth noises to try and match them. Ah, 0:01:08.350 --> 0:01:11.610 this sounds like my best shot. Cringe. 0:01:12.110 --> 0:01:12.470 No. 0:01:12.830 --> 0:01:16.190 It's not for everybody. That's what I'll say. 0:01:16.209 --> 0:01:18.110 How did you come up with that in your head? 0:01:18.310 --> 0:01:21.310 But one of our listeners, Haley, apparently met a guy. 0:01:21.819 --> 0:01:24.900 She says on Hinge, but maybe it was cringe. Haley, 0:01:24.980 --> 0:01:25.729 which one was it? 0:01:26.380 --> 0:01:27.300 It was on Hinge. 0:01:27.540 --> 0:01:28.180 Okay. 0:01:28.420 --> 0:01:29.020 She's cringing. 0:01:29.040 --> 0:01:31.520 If this one doesn't work out for you, though, you 0:01:31.540 --> 0:01:34.000 can always turn to cringe. But for now, tell us 0:01:34.040 --> 0:01:35.420 about the guy that you met. What's his name? 0:01:36.060 --> 0:01:37.060 Well, his name is Steven. 0:01:37.080 --> 0:01:37.640 Okay. 0:01:38.020 --> 0:01:41.039 And, you know, he's a really cool guy, a bit nerdy, 0:01:41.140 --> 0:01:44.800 just how I like him. And so what really made 0:01:44.840 --> 0:01:48.120 me click on him was that he had said that 0:01:48.160 --> 0:01:53.260 he was a major Harry Potter fan. And I was like, oh, well, good. Cool. Wow. 0:01:53.300 --> 0:01:55.190 He can read at a fourth grade level. 0:01:56.910 --> 0:02:00.309 This is one of those fandoms like Star Wars or whatever, 0:02:00.410 --> 0:02:02.490 where you've got to be careful because if you're going 0:02:02.530 --> 0:02:06.170 to declare it, people expect you to know every last 0:02:06.270 --> 0:02:07.990 detail of said fandom. 0:02:08.290 --> 0:02:11.430 Yeah, see, they don't have those types of standards on cringe. 0:02:12.150 --> 0:02:13.150 I believe that. 0:02:13.350 --> 0:02:14.030 I believe that. 0:02:14.180 --> 0:02:16.120 I always think when someone says they're a Harry Potter fan, 0:02:16.139 --> 0:02:18.399 I'm like, good, we have eight movies we can watch. 0:02:18.480 --> 0:02:19.660 I already have eight. 0:02:19.680 --> 0:02:20.320 That's funny. 0:02:20.580 --> 0:02:21.400 I never thought about that. 0:02:21.419 --> 0:02:23.600 Perfect timing. All right, so you guys match. How did 0:02:23.660 --> 0:02:24.669 it go actually meeting him? 0:02:25.310 --> 0:02:27.260 It actually went great. We went for a happy hour 0:02:27.600 --> 0:02:30.260 and like we instantly clicked. It was so much fun. 0:02:30.280 --> 0:02:32.040 We were talking about it and then we talked about 0:02:32.080 --> 0:02:33.889 other things as well. And it was just like it 0:02:34.110 --> 0:02:35.110 was an instant click. 0:02:35.410 --> 0:02:36.389 Awesome. 0:02:36.630 --> 0:02:38.650 I mean, I think we're all wondering what house are 0:02:38.669 --> 0:02:38.930 you in? 0:02:39.580 --> 0:02:40.420 I'm in Ravenclaw. 0:02:40.440 --> 0:02:42.500 Ravenclaw. Look at that. 0:02:42.520 --> 0:02:43.600 She was ready with an answer. 0:02:43.639 --> 0:02:46.120 That makes sense. I love the nerds. Yeah, no, the 0:02:46.150 --> 0:02:49.030 hottie Cho Chang, she's in Ravenclaw, too. 0:02:49.150 --> 0:02:51.410 Everyone picks Gryffindor, so it's good to know that you're 0:02:51.430 --> 0:02:52.910 like a true, you know. 0:02:53.070 --> 0:02:54.850 Yeah, like I'm a Hufflepuff. Are you? 0:02:54.889 --> 0:02:57.290 We would probably slew her in, but we didn't get 0:02:57.350 --> 0:02:59.900 enough of her. Let's not go there. 0:02:59.910 --> 0:03:02.900 All right, so, I mean, that's great. It sounds like 0:03:02.940 --> 0:03:05.160 you guys are clicking at happy hour. What else is 0:03:05.200 --> 0:03:05.540 going on? 0:03:06.010 --> 0:03:08.070 Yeah, well, I mean, even in Happy Hour, we're, like, 0:03:08.210 --> 0:03:10.290 intertwining our legs together under the table. 0:03:10.350 --> 0:03:12.010 We're, like... Oh. 0:03:12.220 --> 0:03:13.360 Playing a little leg pretzel. 0:03:13.419 --> 0:03:13.700 I know. 0:03:13.820 --> 0:03:17.940 I was going to ask... Leg pretzel. MMA style. 0:03:18.120 --> 0:03:20.940 Oh, she's got me under the table. Eating pretzels above 0:03:20.980 --> 0:03:24.000 the table and making pretzels below. What? 0:03:24.120 --> 0:03:24.940 Okay. 0:03:25.020 --> 0:03:26.940 This is why you're on cringe. 0:03:27.040 --> 0:03:27.720 Yeah, exactly. 0:03:27.740 --> 0:03:29.700 I mean, I was going to ask, like, how do 0:03:29.720 --> 0:03:32.359 you turn a Harry Potter date into a sexy date? 0:03:32.400 --> 0:03:34.370 But apparently, you made it happen. 0:03:35.270 --> 0:03:38.060 Yeah. I must say, though, like when we stopped having 0:03:38.080 --> 0:03:40.040 the happy hour, I was just like, I don't want 0:03:40.060 --> 0:03:42.720 this date to end. Yeah. But I also remembered that 0:03:42.740 --> 0:03:43.680 I had to let my dog out. 0:03:43.700 --> 0:03:43.760 Oh. 0:03:46.170 --> 0:03:47.850 I'm so sorry. I have to get my dog out. 0:03:48.030 --> 0:03:50.520 And at least he was nice enough to, like, he 0:03:50.580 --> 0:03:52.240 came with me to get my dog out. 0:03:52.260 --> 0:03:53.540 I bet he did. 0:03:54.100 --> 0:03:54.260 Oh. 0:03:54.340 --> 0:03:56.800 All right. Let's leg pretzel somewhere else. 0:03:56.700 --> 0:03:57.980 Is what he said, Jeffrey. 0:03:58.180 --> 0:03:58.720 Okay. 0:03:58.910 --> 0:04:01.810 Yeah. Like, my apartment was super close by. So he 0:04:02.130 --> 0:04:03.490 met my dog, Button. 0:04:03.510 --> 0:04:04.330 Oh, Button. 0:04:04.530 --> 0:04:06.250 That's a nice name. 0:04:07.850 --> 0:04:11.500 So my dog Button is never really nice with everybody. 0:04:11.600 --> 0:04:16.279 She's like a little bit crazy. But she was so 0:04:16.660 --> 0:04:18.900 happy to meet him. He had like the best energy. 0:04:19.000 --> 0:04:20.260 It's such a good sign. 0:04:20.279 --> 0:04:20.779 Always. 0:04:20.820 --> 0:04:24.990 Yeah, like Button hated my ex. Like she never liked 0:04:25.589 --> 0:04:25.990 my ex. 0:04:26.270 --> 0:04:27.450 But that was. 0:04:27.570 --> 0:04:29.850 Shocking for me. And I was like so happy. 0:04:29.870 --> 0:04:31.130 We took her to the park. 0:04:31.589 --> 0:04:33.730 We're chatting a little bit, sitting on the grass, letting 0:04:33.770 --> 0:04:36.670 her run around. And it started getting dark, so I 0:04:36.690 --> 0:04:38.469 was like, okay, you know what? If you want, you 0:04:38.490 --> 0:04:40.210 can go to my place again to drop off the 0:04:40.230 --> 0:04:42.190 dog and, like, just hang out for a little bit longer. 0:04:42.730 --> 0:04:44.230 And then he said he had to go. 0:04:44.250 --> 0:04:48.670 Okay. I think that's understandable. You guys had an extended date. 0:04:48.790 --> 0:04:51.010 How long had you guys spent together to that point? 0:04:51.570 --> 0:04:53.460 Give or take five hours or so. Oh, wow. That's 0:04:53.779 --> 0:04:55.680 a lot of time. I was just like, fair enough. 0:04:55.920 --> 0:04:57.650 But then he told me he had somewhere else to go, 0:04:57.680 --> 0:04:59.440 and he was already running late, so I felt bad. 0:04:59.460 --> 0:05:00.460 Whoa. 0:05:00.600 --> 0:05:02.560 After all that? He's got, like, another late night? 0:05:02.720 --> 0:05:04.460 He said he still had something to do. 0:05:04.480 --> 0:05:04.540 Oh. 0:05:05.100 --> 0:05:08.640 And so he left and we still talk. But now 0:05:08.700 --> 0:05:12.260 I feel like that flirtiness has like gone away. And 0:05:12.310 --> 0:05:14.730 he's kind of like friend zoned me a bit. 0:05:14.750 --> 0:05:16.270 That's weird. 0:05:16.290 --> 0:05:18.470 Do you think he had a date that night? Like 0:05:18.510 --> 0:05:21.710 he put you in the day date, right? Like early 0:05:21.750 --> 0:05:24.670 happy hour. And then he put somebody else he was maybe. 0:05:24.470 --> 0:05:26.900 More attracted to or something. I'm not trying to be mean, 0:05:26.920 --> 0:05:29.179 but like at the night date. 0:05:29.200 --> 0:05:29.320 Yeah. 0:05:30.240 --> 0:05:32.700 Yeah, I don't know. I just wanted to know what happened. 0:05:32.720 --> 0:05:36.000 Have you tried sending him a naughty Ravenclaw pic? See 0:05:36.120 --> 0:05:37.730 if you get a response from that. 0:05:37.770 --> 0:05:38.390 Via owl? 0:05:38.410 --> 0:05:39.770 Is that how you send those? 0:05:40.089 --> 0:05:42.050 Or a little suggestive pretzel action. 0:05:43.310 --> 0:05:46.430 I mean, I've sent like flirtatious text messages to him 0:05:46.470 --> 0:05:48.500 and stuff, or he doesn't respond or he just changes 0:05:48.540 --> 0:05:48.810 the text. 0:05:48.860 --> 0:05:50.860 Not flirtatious enough from the sound of it. So I'm 0:05:50.880 --> 0:05:54.800 going to play a song and you go Google suggestive pretzel. 0:05:55.310 --> 0:05:56.650 No, don't do that. 0:05:56.690 --> 0:05:59.080 No, look up suggestive pretzel and see what you find, 0:05:59.160 --> 0:06:01.279 and it might help you because we're going to come back, 0:06:01.320 --> 0:06:03.440 and then we'll call Steven for you and try and 0:06:03.460 --> 0:06:04.960 get you your second date update, okay? 0:06:05.560 --> 0:06:05.900 All right. 0:06:05.960 --> 0:06:06.659 Thank you so much. 0:06:06.779 --> 0:06:07.000 All right. 0:06:07.040 --> 0:06:08.930 Hold on. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. 0:06:08.940 --> 0:06:10.370 Second date update. 0:06:11.750 --> 0:06:15.810 There's nothing more sexy than meeting up at a random 0:06:15.950 --> 0:06:18.350 bar with a fellow Harry Potter head. 0:06:18.790 --> 0:06:21.250 I don't know if sexy is the word. They made 0:06:21.310 --> 0:06:21.909 it sexy. 0:06:22.170 --> 0:06:24.880 Haley said that while the drinks were flowing on top 0:06:24.920 --> 0:06:30.760 of the table, their legs were intertwining below. She didn't 0:06:30.860 --> 0:06:36.460 say explicitly that she brushed his wand, but I'm assuming 0:06:36.520 --> 0:06:38.790 by the giddiness in her voice that she at least 0:06:38.850 --> 0:06:41.870 wanted to. Haley, confirm or deny? 0:06:41.890 --> 0:06:43.469 I'll confirm. 0:06:43.589 --> 0:06:45.890 That's a pickup line. 0:06:45.930 --> 0:06:48.610 I mean, I would think that the dude would want 0:06:48.630 --> 0:06:50.810 to call it a broom before a walk. 0:06:50.850 --> 0:06:52.730 You guys do what you need to do. 0:06:53.050 --> 0:06:55.010 The interesting part about this whole thing is the date 0:06:55.029 --> 0:06:57.690 didn't end at the bar. They kept it going and 0:06:57.750 --> 0:07:00.190 even took her dog Buttons out on a walk through 0:07:00.210 --> 0:07:02.849 the park. It's Button with just one. Buttons, excuse me. 0:07:02.870 --> 0:07:05.110 I remember that was super cute. And they went on 0:07:05.130 --> 0:07:06.830 a walk through the park, hung out there a little while, 0:07:06.870 --> 0:07:10.040 but afterwards the romance has kind of run dry. Like 0:07:10.080 --> 0:07:13.100 a bowl full of salty what, Brooke? Pretzels? 0:07:13.260 --> 0:07:13.880 Yeah. 0:07:14.780 --> 0:07:16.280 Oh, hi, Brooke. 0:07:16.560 --> 0:07:18.040 The queen of dryness over there. 0:07:18.080 --> 0:07:19.080 Wait a minute. 0:07:19.180 --> 0:07:21.820 I'm just going to follow along, Alexis. 0:07:21.850 --> 0:07:25.370 There's like 8,000 metaphors that Jeffrey uses in one sentence. 0:07:25.530 --> 0:07:28.670 The queen of dry and salty. You've got to keep up. 0:07:28.710 --> 0:07:32.050 So, Hayley, I'm really curious because most guys don't friend zone. 0:07:32.090 --> 0:07:34.610 That's just not in the game plan for most of us. 0:07:34.650 --> 0:07:36.780 But we'll find out what his deal is. You ready 0:07:36.800 --> 0:07:37.190 to call him? 0:07:37.800 --> 0:07:41.700 Yeah, I'm definitely nervous, but I'm ready. I need to know. 0:07:42.040 --> 0:07:44.880 It's hard to imagine that a dude who's declaring his 0:07:44.920 --> 0:07:48.620 love for Harry Potter is getting tons of options on 0:07:48.660 --> 0:07:50.360 dating apps, but maybe I'm wrong. 0:07:50.600 --> 0:07:51.950 I think it's a new love language now. 0:07:52.000 --> 0:07:52.500 I guess. 0:07:52.520 --> 0:07:52.760 It is. 0:07:53.060 --> 0:07:53.580 I guess. 0:07:53.800 --> 0:07:55.220 We'll find out. Let's give him a call and see 0:07:55.240 --> 0:07:56.580 what he has to say. Here we go. 0:07:56.920 --> 0:07:58.940 Hello? Hello? 0:08:07.170 --> 0:08:10.830 And Guardian Leviosa? Oh, he's floating right now. 0:08:10.870 --> 0:08:11.110 Yeah. 0:08:12.150 --> 0:08:12.730 Hello? 0:08:13.930 --> 0:08:14.770 Yeah, hello. 0:08:15.170 --> 0:08:16.350 Hey, is this Stephen? 0:08:16.990 --> 0:08:17.530 Luminos. 0:08:18.450 --> 0:08:20.950 Yeah. Now he's lit up. 0:08:20.990 --> 0:08:21.690 You know a lot. 0:08:21.710 --> 0:08:22.650 I know all the spells. 0:08:22.690 --> 0:08:24.730 I really do. Hey, Stephen, I'm sorry for all the 0:08:24.770 --> 0:08:27.100 confusion here. We're calling you from a radio show called 0:08:27.120 --> 0:08:28.560 Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're hoping you have 0:08:28.570 --> 0:08:31.240 a second to talk to us. Please don't Expelliarmus on us. 0:08:31.720 --> 0:08:32.320 Okay. 0:08:32.620 --> 0:08:36.760 Send us away or hang up. Is this a contest 0:08:36.800 --> 0:08:37.520 or something? 0:08:37.679 --> 0:08:38.079 Maybe. 0:08:38.679 --> 0:08:40.700 I wouldn't call it a contest, but it is an 0:08:40.780 --> 0:08:43.459 opportunity to possibly go out on a date with a 0:08:43.480 --> 0:08:44.160 really cool girl. 0:08:45.140 --> 0:08:47.640 Can I see a picture of her? 0:08:48.020 --> 0:08:49.970 Well, you've already been out on a date with this woman. 0:08:49.990 --> 0:08:50.689 Her name's Haley. 0:08:53.050 --> 0:08:53.189 Oh. 0:08:54.110 --> 0:08:58.170 Oh, wow. This is like one of those talk about 0:08:58.250 --> 0:08:59.230 the date. 0:08:59.470 --> 0:09:03.000 That's exactly what this is. Second date update. 0:09:04.130 --> 0:09:07.850 Haley sounded like she really had a great time with you. 0:09:07.870 --> 0:09:09.730 It sounded like an awesome date, honestly. 0:09:09.970 --> 0:09:11.690 Yeah, I mean, that's the whole reason that we're talking 0:09:11.710 --> 0:09:14.130 about all the, you know, spells and charms and stuff, 0:09:14.150 --> 0:09:15.790 because she mentioned you're a Harry Potter fan. 0:09:15.950 --> 0:09:18.750 No, we're both fans. We had a great, we had 0:09:18.770 --> 0:09:21.870 a good time. She's a bigger fan than me, but 0:09:21.990 --> 0:09:23.890 that was fun. We talked a lot about it. 0:09:23.910 --> 0:09:26.500 Yeah, I mean, she described it as a good time, too, 0:09:26.960 --> 0:09:29.560 which is why she's so confused why afterwards things seem 0:09:29.580 --> 0:09:30.699 to have cooled off a little bit. 0:09:31.040 --> 0:09:33.540 Is she reading that right? The cool-off part? 0:09:36.470 --> 0:09:36.780 Yeah. 0:09:37.520 --> 0:09:37.760 Okay. 0:09:37.830 --> 0:09:39.449 Yeah, I'd say so, I guess. 0:09:39.950 --> 0:09:42.290 Okay. Well, the whole point of this segment is to 0:09:42.350 --> 0:09:45.870 try and help Haley understand why the cool-off happened, because 0:09:45.910 --> 0:09:46.970 she has no idea. 0:09:46.990 --> 0:09:50.610 Okay, so what do you guys, like, report back to 0:09:50.630 --> 0:09:51.350 her or something? 0:09:51.650 --> 0:09:51.990 Yeah. 0:09:52.110 --> 0:09:52.610 Pretty much. 0:09:52.710 --> 0:09:55.010 Just help her understand what's going on so she can 0:09:55.210 --> 0:09:57.070 have a little bit of closure and move on, or 0:09:57.590 --> 0:09:59.370 what she would like is to see you again. 0:09:59.390 --> 0:09:59.929 Right. 0:10:00.840 --> 0:10:02.240 You think you could help us give her a little 0:10:02.260 --> 0:10:03.179 bit of clarity. 0:10:04.820 --> 0:10:08.640 Um yeah okay okay it was a fun day it 0:10:08.660 --> 0:10:11.350 was great it was long it was almost four hours 0:10:11.610 --> 0:10:13.910 yeah I mean, I was even thinking we have a 0:10:13.929 --> 0:10:16.250 lot in common. This could be great. I could see 0:10:16.270 --> 0:10:17.550 a future potentially. 0:10:17.570 --> 0:10:20.390 I could tell from the excitement in your voice right now. 0:10:21.010 --> 0:10:22.150 I mean, what changed? 0:10:22.210 --> 0:10:24.369 Was there a specific moment or was it just an 0:10:24.429 --> 0:10:25.489 overall vibe for you? 0:10:25.990 --> 0:10:28.750 Yeah, no, it was pretty specific, I would say. It 0:10:29.330 --> 0:10:32.990 happened at the park. So we were there with her dog. 0:10:33.010 --> 0:10:35.290 She kept saying how much her dog liked me and 0:10:35.330 --> 0:10:37.650 that was not normal. Right. 0:10:37.730 --> 0:10:39.270 Dude, that's a huge compliment. 0:10:39.780 --> 0:10:43.490 Yeah, no, I liked her dog, Button. It was cute 0:10:43.730 --> 0:10:44.510 and too sweet. 0:10:44.710 --> 0:10:45.510 Okay. 0:10:46.010 --> 0:10:49.229 No, the thing was, she brought dog treats for her dog. 0:10:49.450 --> 0:10:49.650 Yeah. 0:10:49.670 --> 0:10:53.449 And then she kind of casually just started snacking on them. 0:10:54.070 --> 0:10:54.430 Oh. 0:10:54.710 --> 0:10:56.349 At first I thought maybe she was going to do that, like, 0:10:56.470 --> 0:10:58.650 one time. Like, the dog thought it was cute or something. 0:10:58.720 --> 0:11:01.000 And then she did it, like, a few more times. With, like, 0:11:01.100 --> 0:11:03.160 dog biscuits? Yeah. 0:11:03.260 --> 0:11:03.840 Oh. Oh. 0:11:04.770 --> 0:11:06.380 One for Button, one for her. 0:11:06.400 --> 0:11:09.359 Maybe they were human treats that she was giving to 0:11:09.400 --> 0:11:10.220 her dog. 0:11:10.340 --> 0:11:13.040 No, it was a bag. No, no. It was a 0:11:13.080 --> 0:11:15.069 bag that said dog treats. 0:11:15.450 --> 0:11:17.090 There's a picture of a dog on the front. 0:11:17.370 --> 0:11:22.650 Yeah, no, and she didn't acknowledge it. The only time 0:11:22.670 --> 0:11:25.210 she acknowledged it was when she was like, man, I'm 0:11:25.250 --> 0:11:26.270 getting thirsty. 0:11:26.290 --> 0:11:27.110 I bet. 0:11:27.450 --> 0:11:32.410 Yeah, that's what I thought. Like, I'll bet. And then 0:11:32.890 --> 0:11:35.330 she said, come on, bud. And then they went over 0:11:35.350 --> 0:11:39.210 to the dog fountain, like where the dogs are playing around. Yeah, 0:11:39.290 --> 0:11:43.520 they both drank the water from the dog fountain. 0:11:43.640 --> 0:11:44.620 At the same time? 0:11:44.740 --> 0:11:45.780 No. 0:11:45.820 --> 0:11:51.360 Yeah, it was like together, but like kind of together, yeah. Dang. 0:11:51.500 --> 0:11:53.040 I was at a point where I'm like, yeah, I 0:11:53.059 --> 0:11:53.840 feel like you're overreacting. 0:11:55.520 --> 0:11:56.079 Right. 0:11:56.100 --> 0:11:59.360 With the treats, but the water, too. That's where you 0:11:59.400 --> 0:11:59.980 draw the line? 0:12:00.000 --> 0:12:00.920 It is. 0:12:00.960 --> 0:12:04.100 Well, right. So, I mean, I was pretty grossed out. 0:12:04.179 --> 0:12:05.220 Oh, poor thing. 0:12:05.260 --> 0:12:07.680 But then after the fountain, I was like, we're on 0:12:07.700 --> 0:12:10.160 a different level of what is normal, what is not. 0:12:10.420 --> 0:12:13.150 Yeah. No, I mean, now I can kind of see 0:12:13.190 --> 0:12:16.550 what you're saying. But I wonder if Haley feels the 0:12:16.590 --> 0:12:19.330 same way as you, because she's on the other line listening. 0:12:19.350 --> 0:12:20.790 I think she's listening. 0:12:20.870 --> 0:12:21.710 She needed to hear this. 0:12:21.730 --> 0:12:22.950 She needs to talk. 0:12:22.730 --> 0:12:23.270 To you, Haley. 0:12:23.429 --> 0:12:25.520 Oh, God. Yeah. Hi. 0:12:26.600 --> 0:12:27.200 Okay. 0:12:28.000 --> 0:12:31.450 You're totally making it sound horrible and it's totally not. 0:12:31.470 --> 0:12:34.670 Wait, is that true? 0:12:34.690 --> 0:12:35.650 Yeah. 0:12:35.710 --> 0:12:38.290 You know, part of it, because like Steven, I honestly 0:12:38.309 --> 0:12:40.140 wish you would have said something about it. And FYI, 0:12:40.150 --> 0:12:45.580 these dog treats are organic. And they're actually advertised for, say, 0:12:45.730 --> 0:12:47.130 for human consumption. 0:12:47.390 --> 0:12:47.650 No. 0:12:47.809 --> 0:12:49.930 I was just like, whatever. It tastes like beef jerky. 0:12:50.050 --> 0:12:52.719 I think that that is usually, it's usually just put 0:12:52.820 --> 0:12:55.679 on there so, like, you don't call poison control if you, 0:12:55.860 --> 0:13:00.360 you know, accidentally swallow one or something. Not advertised for people. 0:13:00.380 --> 0:13:02.470 It's not telling top your pasta with it. 0:13:02.490 --> 0:13:02.710 Yes. 0:13:03.330 --> 0:13:05.830 Yeah, I know. There's like commercials of someone eating the 0:13:05.850 --> 0:13:08.689 dog treat and whatever. It's like safe organic treats. 0:13:08.910 --> 0:13:09.670 I think that's to prove. 0:13:09.690 --> 0:13:12.140 On a regular TV or on some Ukrainian set? 0:13:12.170 --> 0:13:13.790 Honestly, you should just try it. 0:13:14.030 --> 0:13:17.400 But I'm okay. Well, you said beef jerky, but I 0:13:17.660 --> 0:13:20.359 could have sworn the label said beef and gravy. 0:13:22.170 --> 0:13:23.030 Oh, my gosh. 0:13:23.190 --> 0:13:25.290 I can actually. Oh, no. 0:13:25.530 --> 0:13:27.010 Here we go. 0:13:27.050 --> 0:13:30.600 Let's make this normal, Brooke. Go ahead. 0:13:30.640 --> 0:13:33.220 Listen, I've eaten a lot of treats of animals in 0:13:33.240 --> 0:13:36.580 my time. When my dog doesn't finish her dog bowl, 0:13:36.760 --> 0:13:38.320 I'm not going to let that go to waste. 0:13:38.660 --> 0:13:41.860 I had a friend who I also happened to date, 0:13:41.980 --> 0:13:48.260 and he maybe ate some of those big. Not as 0:13:48.360 --> 0:13:50.839 a normal thing, just a couple of times. 0:13:50.880 --> 0:13:51.540 Yeah. 0:13:51.559 --> 0:13:54.600 But I like, why would you like, I just picture 0:13:54.620 --> 0:13:57.939 you down on all fours at a dog drinking fountain 0:13:58.160 --> 0:14:01.160 with your head under the water at the same time. 0:14:01.179 --> 0:14:03.160 No, I'm not drinking out of a dog bowl or 0:14:03.200 --> 0:14:05.400 anything like that. It's just like a water fountain. Like, 0:14:05.420 --> 0:14:07.740 you know, it's the water's high enough. I'm not touching 0:14:07.760 --> 0:14:09.780 it with my lips or anything. It's just water. 0:14:09.800 --> 0:14:09.880 Okay. 0:14:10.280 --> 0:14:13.010 Steven, you're staying awfully quiet for this whole thing. I mean, 0:14:13.030 --> 0:14:14.390 you're hearing her explanations. 0:14:14.950 --> 0:14:17.330 As I said at the beginning, like Button and I 0:14:17.370 --> 0:14:19.790 got along good. I'm a dog person and that's not 0:14:19.910 --> 0:14:23.340 normal to me. So I would just recommend in the 0:14:23.380 --> 0:14:26.160 future that you just acknowledge it because it's not like 0:14:26.260 --> 0:14:27.800 a normal. 0:14:27.820 --> 0:14:29.720 Steven, I feel like you're coming off just a little 0:14:29.760 --> 0:14:32.070 bit judgy here. Like if they went to the same 0:14:32.160 --> 0:14:32.990 dog groomer. 0:14:33.580 --> 0:14:36.570 Like, I'm being put on the spot here on a 0:14:36.570 --> 0:14:39.530 radio show you want. Like, this is my feeling. 0:14:41.510 --> 0:14:42.570 It's fine. It's fine, Steven. 0:14:42.590 --> 0:14:46.390 We're just asking if, like, maybe after you heard Haley's explanation, 0:14:46.410 --> 0:14:50.600 that maybe you can open the window a little bit 0:14:50.680 --> 0:14:51.020 for her. 0:14:51.100 --> 0:14:53.780 Yeah, open the doggy door to love and let it 0:14:53.800 --> 0:14:56.100 come in because we'd like to send you out on 0:14:56.160 --> 0:14:59.110 another date. We will pay for that date between you 0:14:59.150 --> 0:15:03.060