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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcasting show?

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Speaker 1: Thank you? Probably Yeah, I don't see the light. Ones

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Speaker 1: doesn't usually have a light on this as we recording.

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Speaker 1: It does on the on the zoom. The zoom is recording,

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Speaker 1: but does my thing record? Everybody? Yes? Coming? Okay? Yes?

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Speaker 1: Is uncle Johnny running this thing. By the way, if

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Speaker 1: you're wondering what we're doing, we're trying to figure out

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Speaker 1: if we're on or not. Tell us if you are

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Speaker 1: we on. I'm gonna say fifty at this point looks

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Speaker 1: like it. I don't know. Brody just said something. I

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Speaker 1: can't hear a word. He's saying. He got jokes. Brodie

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Speaker 1: got jokes. There is all right, Well, we think we're on.

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Speaker 1: It's the fifteen minute morning show podcast, give or take

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Speaker 1: a few minutes. What's a few minutes amongst friends, here's

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Speaker 1: Froggy and they're Scary and they're Straighten Eate and Danielle

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Speaker 1: and Scotty B and Gandhi and Dave, Rody and the

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Speaker 1: Den and there's Garrett and I'm your host, Elvira Duran. Alright,

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Speaker 1: so we think we're on. I think we are. It's

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Speaker 1: it's a good beat. It says it's recordings. I'll put

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Speaker 1: my money on it. Good, do you do that? All? Right?

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Speaker 1: Where were we were we gonna talk about here? We

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Speaker 1: have something we want to get we wanted to get into.

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Speaker 1: Someone said something about loud sex. Yes, yeah, Well in

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Speaker 1: New York City you can actually complain to someone there.

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Speaker 1: I think there's a loud sex commission you can actually

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Speaker 1: complain to. Brody sent me this article and it has

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Speaker 1: a list of some of the actual complaints, right Brody. Yes, okay,

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Speaker 1: let's follow up with that. Yes, okay, But Elvis, in

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Speaker 1: my defense, you said I sent you the article, so

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Speaker 1: I thought you were saying you were going to read

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Speaker 1: and I said three times and for everyone, can you

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Speaker 1: please pull it up? Did you guys hear me saying

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Speaker 1: I wanted you to pull it up so I can

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Speaker 1: throw it. Okay, Well I have it right here. So, uh,

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Speaker 1: three one one is the number in New York. It

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Speaker 1: took a complaint line, and so last year was one

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Speaker 1: of the highest amount of complaints of loud sex that

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Speaker 1: people were upset about. So the New York Post printed

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Speaker 1: out some of the voicemails that were left. One of

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Speaker 1: them said, help me, there's an orgy going on in

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Speaker 1: the backyard, boobs and penises being flashed on the street. Help,

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Speaker 1: another one said. Another one said, my neighbor was shouting

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Speaker 1: loudly that he has a sexual tarannosaurus. Maybe he is, Okay,

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Speaker 1: how much can you do with those little arms? On

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Speaker 1: December twenty three of last year, somebody said, um, my

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Speaker 1: neighbors are singing perverted Christmas carols. Uh. And some guy

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Speaker 1: is singing jingle bells while another person is screaming yes, Daddy, yes, daddy,

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Speaker 1: come down my chimney. Yes. These are the complaints. So

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Speaker 1: if you're in New York City, you can dial three

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Speaker 1: one one to complain. Now you know what, As you know,

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Speaker 1: Brody doesn't live in New York City, but he loves

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Speaker 1: to complain. No, I don't have sex. You know you

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Speaker 1: don't have You don't have three digits to call when

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Speaker 1: you have When when you have a complaint? In Jersey,

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Speaker 1: I live, I live in a hall in a house,

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Speaker 1: so I don't hear anybody either in my house or

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Speaker 1: next door making any sex noises. I'm talking about complaint

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Speaker 1: in general. I mean you go to a restaurant, you complain,

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Speaker 1: you go to That's why park store you complain? Podcast. Okay, Brodie,

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Speaker 1: what was your last complaint in general, like about anything. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I had a fight with direct tv um two days ago.

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Speaker 1: That was bad. I have to get help. Yeah, what happened, Well,

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Speaker 1: there's a problem. I'm not gonna get into details, but

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Speaker 1: there's a problem with the app, and so you can't

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Speaker 1: fix the problem on the website. So every time you

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Speaker 1: called direct TV, they say, oh, we have to transfer

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Speaker 1: you to our digital department. But every time they transfer

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Speaker 1: to your digital department, they actually transfer to a T

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Speaker 1: and T, their parent company that wants to help you

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Speaker 1: with your broken phone. So I couldn't get any help

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Speaker 1: ten o'clock at night before I finally got someone in

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Speaker 1: Missouri who understood what I was talking about and helped me.

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Speaker 1: But it was a lot of don't transfer me, don't

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Speaker 1: transfer me, hold on for transfer, and they would transfer.

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Speaker 1: If you raise your voice at them, they are on it.

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Speaker 1: I know these customer service people message you on purpose.

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Speaker 1: They say they know they can hear it in your voice,

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Speaker 1: and they're like, a, let's funk with this guy. In fairness,

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Speaker 1: The first three times I said, oh, and do me

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Speaker 1: the A. T and T phone division. Oh no, absolutely,

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Speaker 1: we'll get you to the digital help center. Great and

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Speaker 1: every time. So the fourth guy, Yeah, so hey, A

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Speaker 1: T and T needs to sell directing. Here's my complaint

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Speaker 1: when I have a problem with my internet, with with

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Speaker 1: my whatever, and I try to call my carrier and

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Speaker 1: they're like, well, before we put you through to a

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Speaker 1: live human, have you reset your motives? Yes. I've been

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Speaker 1: resetting moments modems for five fucking thousand years. I know

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Speaker 1: you have to take all the court and I've done that.

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Speaker 1: Is the button green? Is it blinking green? It's not working,

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Speaker 1: It's not working the plug. So I want to tell them, look,

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Speaker 1: no offense to the other people. I'm advanced when it

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Speaker 1: comes to this. Yeah, I just know I know how

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Speaker 1: to how to fix it and fix my thing on

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Speaker 1: my own end. But if it's not on my end,

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Speaker 1: it's on your end. Fix it. It's just it's it's

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Speaker 1: it's an hour process every single time, right, guys, hate it.

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Speaker 1: I hadn't always complaint about my apartment, and it's so

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Speaker 1: embarrassing what it was. So I told you, guys, I'm

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Speaker 1: obsessed with this phone game called Ruzzle. It's a word game.

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Speaker 1: You have to play it with the sound on because

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Speaker 1: that's how you know if you really got the word

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Speaker 1: or not. It makes this little like coin sound like

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Speaker 1: you're in Vegas. So I was up one night just

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Speaker 1: playing and playing and I got a slam on my wall.

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Speaker 1: Shut the fuck up. I was like, I got busted

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Speaker 1: playing russele late at night. I'm a loser. Oh my god, embarrassing.

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Speaker 1: It wasn't sex. I would have rather have been sex,

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Speaker 1: but nope, it was my loud How loud is I

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Speaker 1: think it's more of the thin walls than the loud

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Speaker 1: Ruzzle because I don't play it that loud. But I

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Speaker 1: immediately put my headphone in and just kind of like

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Speaker 1: curled up in my bed, like, oh this is terrible. Sorry. Wow,

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Speaker 1: if they can hear that, what else can they hear? Thoughts?

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Speaker 1: They're having sex and she sounds like a slot machine.

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Speaker 1: Which I've had this neighbor complaining against me like NonStop,

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Speaker 1: and she she will not quit. She continues to make

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Speaker 1: file complaints. And she lives below and she seems to

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Speaker 1: think that I have little children running around and the

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Speaker 1: furniture is being moved and I'm not even home. I

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Speaker 1: am driving my car. When I get these complaints from

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Speaker 1: the doorman up front, it's like, hey, are you home?

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Speaker 1: I said no. I said, in fact document that I'm

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Speaker 1: If they knew you, they'd know that any children near

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Speaker 1: the inside of the door to get out. Not exactly.

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Speaker 1: I actually got a sex noise complaint. I think I

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Speaker 1: told you about this. This was years ago in my

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Speaker 1: old apartment here in the city, and it was a

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Speaker 1: note left under my door from my neighbor. It said,

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Speaker 1: I took a picture of it and says, hello, this

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Speaker 1: is your neighbor in apartment five F. Would it be

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Speaker 1: possible for you to buy an area rug or a

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Speaker 1: new bedframe. The walls are extremely thin, and suffice to say,

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Speaker 1: I can hear everything. Much appreciated that. She never complained

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Speaker 1: I got an area rugs. She never said anything. What

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Speaker 1: kind of noises are you making when you're having sex?

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Speaker 1: I don't really, I don't think guys are supposed to

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Speaker 1: make noise. That's not sense. Nobody wants a silent there.

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Speaker 1: You say, are you awake. Are you allow me? What's

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Speaker 1: a yummy noise? You have to demonstrate? Yeah, that makes

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Speaker 1: some kind of noise. Don't be silent. That's yummy noises.

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Speaker 1: I love the idea that he ran out to this

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Speaker 1: store just to buy a rug, like I'm buying your

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Speaker 1: sex u. So, speaking of yummy noises, when Scary likes food,

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Speaker 1: he goes, oh, so good? Do you do that in bed?

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Speaker 1: Scary do you say, ah, so good? All right, that's

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Speaker 1: nastyatt it's nasty. I'm telling you guys about the weird

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Speaker 1: sounds at the hotel room the other night. So we're

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Speaker 1: sleeping and all of a sudden I hear snoring. So

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Speaker 1: oh my gosh, he's so freaking loud. Then I got

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Speaker 1: up and I walked around. Nobody in the hotel room

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Speaker 1: Then it was the guy in the next room. He

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Speaker 1: was snoring so fucking loud that it was coming through

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Speaker 1: the wall. And then the next morning, Sheldon said, I

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Speaker 1: was you making all that sound. I said, no, it

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Speaker 1: was the damn guy in the next room. I couldn't

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Speaker 1: sleep a damn wink all night because of him. Pieces

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Speaker 1: you know what, Well, he can't help you tell you

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Speaker 1: whoever he was hotails shouldn't have such paper thin walls.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Also, you just said fun, but you

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Speaker 1: won't say ship. Well when I say ship, you know what,

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Speaker 1: I don't know Whateveranielle Scott is like the referee for cursing,

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Speaker 1: you know what. Speaking of Danielle, we got a bunch

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Speaker 1: of text messages today about Danielle. They said, how calm

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Speaker 1: she can watch Dr pimple Popper scored out pimples off,

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Speaker 1: but she doesn't like to look at mayonnaise because I haven't.

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Speaker 1: Isn't the stuff that comes out of pimple No, I

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Speaker 1: have to ingest mayo. It smell has that smell. No

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Speaker 1: I'm not talking about this past. Did we just end

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Speaker 1: on what's the difference. We're going to end it with

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Speaker 1: the smell of pus. Really, if you haven't watched any

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Speaker 1: pimple popping videos or so, it is just satisfaction. I

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Speaker 1: don't know why This is a disgusting way to end

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Speaker 1: our podcast. You gotta talk about something pleasant. We go

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