1
00:00:03,200 --> 00:00:12,240
Speaker 1: Another on the twenties. I'm moving Hello, hey' is DJ

2
00:00:12,400 --> 00:00:13,960
Speaker 1: marking the Dark calling to get the four and one

3
00:00:13,960 --> 00:00:20,960
Speaker 1: on tonight? What's cracking lacking? I'm sorry, DJ marking the Dark.

4
00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:23,799
Speaker 1: I'm feeling into your auctioneer tonight. Terry was feeling a

5
00:00:23,800 --> 00:00:27,360
Speaker 1: bit under the weather. Are you're kidding right? Because this

6
00:00:27,480 --> 00:00:29,600
Speaker 1: is a really big event. Oh, I know they called

7
00:00:29,640 --> 00:00:31,400
Speaker 1: in the big guns for the big event. That would

8
00:00:31,400 --> 00:00:36,320
Speaker 1: be me, DJ marking the Dark, papal. Do you do

9
00:00:36,440 --> 00:00:39,360
Speaker 1: you taltalate this to everybody? What do you mean? Rebecca?

10
00:00:39,400 --> 00:00:44,440
Speaker 1: Talk like what like with your cadence? Like nobody talks

11
00:00:44,479 --> 00:00:46,479
Speaker 1: like this really like I'm having a conversation with you,

12
00:00:46,520 --> 00:00:49,760
Speaker 1: Nobody talks like this. I'm a professional and these are

13
00:00:49,760 --> 00:00:51,600
Speaker 1: my pipes. This is my instrument, so I like to

14
00:00:51,680 --> 00:00:53,479
Speaker 1: let you hear it when I call up for an audition.

15
00:00:54,600 --> 00:00:57,840
Speaker 1: You're kidding right, I've been working on these pipes since

16
00:00:57,880 --> 00:01:00,080
Speaker 1: the eighties, okay, and they're made a solid gold and

17
00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:04,440
Speaker 1: ready to sell your event. You're not selling anything? Are

18
00:01:04,440 --> 00:01:06,000
Speaker 1: You're not going to be the auctioneer for my event?

19
00:01:06,240 --> 00:01:09,160
Speaker 1: Can I call you Becky? Actually my name is Rebecca

20
00:01:09,480 --> 00:01:15,040
Speaker 1: Listen Becky Becky bo Becky, Rebecca Becca bo Becca Becca.

21
00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:19,000
Speaker 1: Don't you worry your pretty little head about it. I'm

22
00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:21,400
Speaker 1: gonna lose my mind right now. I'm going to lose

23
00:01:22,319 --> 00:01:24,920
Speaker 1: mine right now if you're serious, Because listen, I've done

24
00:01:24,959 --> 00:01:28,080
Speaker 1: my homework, so allow me to put your mind at ease. Now.

25
00:01:28,080 --> 00:01:32,920
Speaker 1: This is for the Pets Rescue, Yes, but you don't

26
00:01:32,959 --> 00:01:36,479
Speaker 1: sound appropriate for this event. We raise lots of money

27
00:01:36,520 --> 00:01:40,080
Speaker 1: for these pets, and we can't just have a random person. Listen, Bexter,

28
00:01:40,120 --> 00:01:41,480
Speaker 1: why don't I just give you a sample of what

29
00:01:41,480 --> 00:01:44,480
Speaker 1: you're gonna hear? Please call me Rebecca. Here we go.

30
00:01:44,520 --> 00:01:47,000
Speaker 1: Here's a sample for you. Up for auction. This beautiful

31
00:01:47,040 --> 00:01:49,600
Speaker 1: tabby names Skittles. Skittles are found by the side of

32
00:01:49,640 --> 00:01:52,880
Speaker 1: the road, tired and homeless. She's from downtown Everett. Oh,

33
00:01:52,880 --> 00:01:55,400
Speaker 1: why don't you take this perfect pet off our hands.

34
00:01:56,880 --> 00:01:59,960
Speaker 1: He's a screaming hot deal. Bidding starts at fifty dollars.

35
00:02:00,400 --> 00:02:04,000
Speaker 1: We're not auctioning cats here. Do I hear seventy seventy

36
00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:09,000
Speaker 1: five dollars going once, going twice? No? No, I'm sorry, Mark,

37
00:02:09,240 --> 00:02:11,480
Speaker 1: I don't even know you're m You don't get it.

38
00:02:11,520 --> 00:02:15,000
Speaker 1: We're not auctioning off cats here, So no cats. We're

39
00:02:15,040 --> 00:02:18,120
Speaker 1: just auctioning off the dogs. Then you sound it, You

40
00:02:18,200 --> 00:02:21,320
Speaker 1: sound crazy. Nobody talks like this. He's telling you should

41
00:02:21,320 --> 00:02:23,000
Speaker 1: be a state beer. Hey, take a look at this

42
00:02:23,040 --> 00:02:25,880
Speaker 1: little shit too. He's got a dirty name, but she's

43
00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:29,639
Speaker 1: oh so clean and ready to jump in your lap. Everybody,

44
00:02:30,360 --> 00:02:34,040
Speaker 1: we're not dogs. Oh my gosh, you don't understand what

45
00:02:34,080 --> 00:02:36,640
Speaker 1: I'm saying. Listen, not only are we gonna raise money,

46
00:02:36,680 --> 00:02:39,120
Speaker 1: but we're gonna raise the roof because I just throw

47
00:02:39,160 --> 00:02:41,799
Speaker 1: on stray cat stretch, a stray cat stretch. She's a

48
00:02:41,919 --> 00:02:46,840
Speaker 1: ladies man. We used to stop. This is a black pipe,

49
00:02:46,960 --> 00:02:49,720
Speaker 1: one hundred dollars a plate. You are not becoming near

50
00:02:49,840 --> 00:02:52,680
Speaker 1: this event, Okay, do me a favor, don't spaz out. Okay,

51
00:02:52,680 --> 00:02:55,480
Speaker 1: why don't you take a chill pill? No, I don't

52
00:02:55,480 --> 00:02:57,560
Speaker 1: think so. I put a lot of time into this event,

53
00:02:57,720 --> 00:03:00,920
Speaker 1: and I'm not gonna hire some time the eighties DJ.

54
00:03:01,320 --> 00:03:05,040
Speaker 1: You don't even sound like you know what you're doing. Becky, Becky, Becky,

55
00:03:05,280 --> 00:03:08,519
Speaker 1: don't call me. I want you to relax for just

56
00:03:08,560 --> 00:03:11,160
Speaker 1: a second, okay, because I'm geting a long distance dedication

57
00:03:11,639 --> 00:03:16,600
Speaker 1: from your co worker Matt going out to Rebecca the Becconator.

58
00:03:17,320 --> 00:03:20,560
Speaker 1: You've just been phone Tapa. What are you talking about?

59
00:03:20,720 --> 00:03:23,119
Speaker 1: This is actually Jubil from Brook and Jewel in the morning,

60
00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:25,520
Speaker 1: I'm moving ninety two point five doing a phone tap

61
00:03:25,520 --> 00:03:29,160
Speaker 1: on you. Your co worker Matt set you up. Oh my,

62
00:03:32,040 --> 00:03:36,840
Speaker 1: oh my god. I'm about the whole hearted up every

63
00:03:36,880 --> 00:03:39,840
Speaker 1: morning with Jubil phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties.

64
00:03:39,960 --> 00:04:01,960
Speaker 1: Holy two point five side leaving that girl, don't wait,

65
00:04:02,080 --> 00:04:02,720
Speaker 1: are your proper