1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:01,880 Speaker 1: The Nicki Gliser Podcast. 2 00:00:07,440 --> 00:00:07,840 Speaker 2: Glaser. 3 00:00:08,880 --> 00:00:11,920 Speaker 1: Here's Nicky. Hello here, I am welcome to the show. 4 00:00:11,920 --> 00:00:14,400 Speaker 1: It's nick Glazer Podcast. I'm Nicki Glazer. I'm here in 5 00:00:14,440 --> 00:00:18,520 Speaker 1: Saint Louis. Brian Frangie is in Los Angeles. Noah is 6 00:00:18,520 --> 00:00:19,160 Speaker 1: in Arizona. 7 00:00:19,480 --> 00:00:19,680 Speaker 3: Yep. 8 00:00:19,720 --> 00:00:22,480 Speaker 1: Also city in Arizona. Noah. 9 00:00:23,280 --> 00:00:24,120 Speaker 2: Uh yeah. 10 00:00:24,160 --> 00:00:25,919 Speaker 1: I just want to like, I just want to know 11 00:00:26,040 --> 00:00:29,520 Speaker 1: because you Noah just said she had an embarrassing story 12 00:00:29,560 --> 00:00:31,440 Speaker 1: this weekend, and I don't want to, like, wait right 13 00:00:31,520 --> 00:00:33,680 Speaker 1: off so that I'm sorry, Okay, we don't have to 14 00:00:33,760 --> 00:00:39,319 Speaker 1: use it. I'll tell an embarrassing story first, Okay, Okay, Well, 15 00:00:39,360 --> 00:00:44,839 Speaker 1: this weekend I went to the Grammy part Steven Tyler's 16 00:00:44,840 --> 00:00:49,559 Speaker 1: Grammy's Party, a fundraiser for Janie's Fund, which Chris uh 17 00:00:49,840 --> 00:00:53,520 Speaker 1: was singing all night. Jane's got a fund, which I thought, 18 00:00:54,240 --> 00:00:57,760 Speaker 1: I'm like, did anyone not put that together? Yet? I 19 00:00:57,880 --> 00:01:01,200 Speaker 1: auctioned off, so that part of it was so. Janie's 20 00:01:01,240 --> 00:01:05,759 Speaker 1: Fund is like a charity that gives money to whim 21 00:01:05,959 --> 00:01:08,720 Speaker 1: to support women who are coming out of foster care. 22 00:01:08,760 --> 00:01:10,600 Speaker 1: They're aging out of the system and then they're just 23 00:01:11,040 --> 00:01:13,600 Speaker 1: put out there and like the statistics are crazy. It 24 00:01:13,640 --> 00:01:18,080 Speaker 1: was like seventy one percent of women that age like 25 00:01:18,200 --> 00:01:21,840 Speaker 1: from foster care end up getting pregnant before they're twenty one, 26 00:01:22,600 --> 00:01:24,920 Speaker 1: seventy one percent or something like that, and it was like, 27 00:01:25,200 --> 00:01:30,160 Speaker 1: you know, and then high percentages of going to prison 28 00:01:30,319 --> 00:01:36,280 Speaker 1: and being an abusive relationships and not yeah, not being 29 00:01:36,319 --> 00:01:38,880 Speaker 1: able to get Taylor Swift tickets, just just horrible things. 30 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:43,200 Speaker 1: And no, it was it was just like devastating statistics. 31 00:01:43,200 --> 00:01:45,280 Speaker 2: And so they raised money to give them guns. 32 00:01:46,040 --> 00:01:53,080 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, they raise money for new face tattoos. No 33 00:01:53,160 --> 00:01:55,160 Speaker 1: face tattoo removal would actually be part of the thing, 34 00:01:55,280 --> 00:01:57,760 Speaker 1: but yeah, a lot of these you know, it's this 35 00:01:57,840 --> 00:01:59,440 Speaker 1: is the thing is like I was on the red 36 00:01:59,480 --> 00:02:01,360 Speaker 1: carpet right before the event. And I always do this 37 00:02:01,400 --> 00:02:03,200 Speaker 1: where I like sign up for a charity event or 38 00:02:03,280 --> 00:02:04,920 Speaker 1: like say yes to it, and then I don't know 39 00:02:04,960 --> 00:02:06,480 Speaker 1: about the charity and then I get there and I 40 00:02:06,520 --> 00:02:08,680 Speaker 1: like don't remember that that's what they're we're there for. 41 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:10,760 Speaker 1: But this one I actually did know a little bit about. 42 00:02:10,760 --> 00:02:12,519 Speaker 1: But on the red carpet, they're asking like, why is 43 00:02:12,560 --> 00:02:15,280 Speaker 1: this so important tonight? And I'm like, can I be honest, 44 00:02:15,320 --> 00:02:18,040 Speaker 1: I'm here because I got invited. I it doesn't really. 45 00:02:18,400 --> 00:02:21,079 Speaker 1: I'm glad that it's for a charity, but like I 46 00:02:21,120 --> 00:02:22,720 Speaker 1: just wanted to go to a cool event. I didn't. 47 00:02:22,800 --> 00:02:25,880 Speaker 1: I don't, I did. I did say I love a charity, 48 00:02:25,919 --> 00:02:28,000 Speaker 1: and it makes me feel better that I spent all 49 00:02:28,040 --> 00:02:30,080 Speaker 1: this money and put on all this effort to go 50 00:02:30,200 --> 00:02:32,799 Speaker 1: towards something that I could like. And I auctioned off 51 00:02:32,800 --> 00:02:36,240 Speaker 1: an item, so it was like, you know, I hopefully 52 00:02:36,360 --> 00:02:38,120 Speaker 1: earned more money for them, but I'll get to that 53 00:02:38,120 --> 00:02:40,520 Speaker 1: in a second. I actually don't think I did. But 54 00:02:40,600 --> 00:02:45,440 Speaker 1: let's be honest, like it's it is really nice to Steven. 55 00:02:45,880 --> 00:02:48,240 Speaker 1: No one asked Steven Tyler to do this fund, you 56 00:02:48,280 --> 00:02:50,000 Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like he's done. I don't think 57 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:52,320 Speaker 1: he's doing it for tax purposes, like he's I think 58 00:02:52,320 --> 00:02:56,320 Speaker 1: he's genuinely like a good person who actually cares. But 59 00:02:57,040 --> 00:03:00,919 Speaker 1: I would have been there either way. I would have 60 00:03:01,360 --> 00:03:03,440 Speaker 1: and I like to give back, but it's it's it's 61 00:03:03,480 --> 00:03:06,280 Speaker 1: hard for me to put that on of like oh yeah, 62 00:03:06,360 --> 00:03:08,520 Speaker 1: that this is this is why I'm here tonight. It's like, no, 63 00:03:08,680 --> 00:03:10,160 Speaker 1: I'm here because I want to get a picture on 64 00:03:10,200 --> 00:03:12,280 Speaker 1: a red carpet and seem like I'm interesting and and 65 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:13,440 Speaker 1: I've got stuff going on. 66 00:03:13,600 --> 00:03:18,280 Speaker 3: You made page six Best Dressed Party like I did. Yeah, 67 00:03:18,320 --> 00:03:19,320 Speaker 3: you made it last year. 68 00:03:20,120 --> 00:03:22,880 Speaker 1: Wow, Hey I made it last year. What do you mean? 69 00:03:23,360 --> 00:03:25,760 Speaker 3: Yeah at the Grammars when you were wearing that silver 70 00:03:25,880 --> 00:03:28,000 Speaker 3: like gun metal dress with the choker, you were on 71 00:03:28,040 --> 00:03:28,800 Speaker 3: the list as well. 72 00:03:29,240 --> 00:03:32,640 Speaker 1: Oh yeah that was the Grammys too. Oh I forgot. Okay, 73 00:03:32,639 --> 00:03:35,000 Speaker 1: well that's nice. Well that's all is my stylist Danny 74 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:37,120 Speaker 1: and Emma Style if you want to follow them on Instagram. 75 00:03:37,240 --> 00:03:40,440 Speaker 1: But yeah, I mean so anyway, we were talking about 76 00:03:40,440 --> 00:03:42,760 Speaker 1: it and I'm like yeah, like, and then we. 77 00:03:42,760 --> 00:03:45,360 Speaker 2: Started getting into to the nobody's going to the Janey 78 00:03:45,520 --> 00:03:50,040 Speaker 2: Foster charity events that Steven Tyler's not putting on, right, 79 00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:53,240 Speaker 2: No one's going to a normal Janey Foster charity. 80 00:03:52,840 --> 00:03:55,280 Speaker 1: Event that doesn't have a red carpet and doesn't have 81 00:03:55,320 --> 00:03:57,320 Speaker 1: Stephen Tyler there and doesn't have tons of fee, which I. 82 00:03:57,280 --> 00:03:59,080 Speaker 2: Guess an argument is why it's a good thing that 83 00:03:59,120 --> 00:04:01,000 Speaker 2: he does it, because other none of these people would 84 00:04:01,120 --> 00:04:01,480 Speaker 2: be there. 85 00:04:01,520 --> 00:04:05,040 Speaker 1: And they raised like three million dollars in that room 86 00:04:05,080 --> 00:04:07,800 Speaker 1: that night with bidding and auctions and everything like. It 87 00:04:07,840 --> 00:04:09,240 Speaker 1: was seriously, uh, the. 88 00:04:09,640 --> 00:04:13,160 Speaker 2: Much much person status thing to put on charity events, 89 00:04:13,160 --> 00:04:14,720 Speaker 2: and it's just like something you gotta do when you're 90 00:04:14,840 --> 00:04:17,880 Speaker 2: rich in order to you have your social status. 91 00:04:17,920 --> 00:04:21,480 Speaker 1: But there is a tax incentive for sure to do it. 92 00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:23,560 Speaker 1: And I don't think that's why he does it, but 93 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:26,160 Speaker 1: there there has to be otherwise none, no one would 94 00:04:26,200 --> 00:04:27,839 Speaker 1: do it, right, Like not no one would do it, 95 00:04:27,920 --> 00:04:31,840 Speaker 1: but fewer people would do it. Yeah, So I I was. 96 00:04:32,400 --> 00:04:33,920 Speaker 1: I was happy to be there, but I was talking 97 00:04:33,960 --> 00:04:36,640 Speaker 1: to these reporters about like why this is so important 98 00:04:36,640 --> 00:04:38,279 Speaker 1: to you? And then I was like, actually, this is 99 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:41,000 Speaker 1: really important, because then I started going off in some 100 00:04:41,040 --> 00:04:44,480 Speaker 1: tangent about you know, how I was born with a 101 00:04:44,520 --> 00:04:46,719 Speaker 1: supportive family and the reason that I'm even able to 102 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:49,039 Speaker 1: be there that night is because I had I wasn't 103 00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:52,160 Speaker 1: in foster care and I didn't I wasn't abused as 104 00:04:52,160 --> 00:04:54,359 Speaker 1: a child, and I like kind of felt loved growing 105 00:04:54,440 --> 00:04:57,400 Speaker 1: up and didn't have you know, I had a stable 106 00:04:57,520 --> 00:05:00,440 Speaker 1: foundation to make me feel like I could do something. 107 00:05:00,480 --> 00:05:02,359 Speaker 1: I had parents that's fancy naturally supported me. 108 00:05:02,560 --> 00:05:04,880 Speaker 2: Yeah, because most of the celebrities there probably were abused 109 00:05:04,880 --> 00:05:08,200 Speaker 2: as children. That's why there's celebrities. 110 00:05:08,640 --> 00:05:11,039 Speaker 1: Well that's why I also said, Yeah, I also said, 111 00:05:11,640 --> 00:05:14,080 Speaker 1: these girls need this help because they've been through trauma, 112 00:05:14,120 --> 00:05:16,520 Speaker 1: and trauma makes good art, so like, and it makes 113 00:05:16,560 --> 00:05:20,040 Speaker 1: like for a really strong, cool person. And so I 114 00:05:20,080 --> 00:05:21,960 Speaker 1: almost started getting off on my tangent about like if 115 00:05:21,960 --> 00:05:24,840 Speaker 1: you're molested, you're cool, like I did. I almost went there, 116 00:05:24,880 --> 00:05:28,919 Speaker 1: but I didn't, but I did. It was I was 117 00:05:28,920 --> 00:05:31,919 Speaker 1: speaking to that and that, you know, I was checking 118 00:05:31,920 --> 00:05:34,159 Speaker 1: my privilege at the door along with my umbrella because 119 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:38,240 Speaker 1: it was raining a lot and the event was really fun, 120 00:05:39,080 --> 00:05:40,960 Speaker 1: but I at the end of the night, I had 121 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:43,040 Speaker 1: to give. So it was like this, we were just 122 00:05:43,080 --> 00:05:45,520 Speaker 1: watching you go there and you sit and you eat dinner, 123 00:05:45,600 --> 00:05:48,839 Speaker 1: and it's this really fancy, you know, three course meal, 124 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:51,160 Speaker 1: and I'm sitting at this table with all these celebrities 125 00:05:51,200 --> 00:05:54,080 Speaker 1: and it's really fancy. Everyone's dressed like they're at the Grammys. 126 00:05:55,160 --> 00:05:58,280 Speaker 1: The dress was rock and roll chic. So it's like 127 00:05:58,600 --> 00:06:01,440 Speaker 1: it's it was. It was fancy. It was at the Palladium. 128 00:06:01,880 --> 00:06:06,240 Speaker 1: It's big, you know, space, and it was so it 129 00:06:06,279 --> 00:06:09,960 Speaker 1: was gorgeous. And I think, I don't know, someone like 130 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:11,800 Speaker 1: sponsored my ticket. I did not buy a ticket to go. 131 00:06:11,839 --> 00:06:13,240 Speaker 1: I think there's like these tables you had to like 132 00:06:13,279 --> 00:06:15,279 Speaker 1: buy a seat, but I because I guess I was 133 00:06:15,320 --> 00:06:17,760 Speaker 1: giving I was doing one of the auctions they let 134 00:06:17,800 --> 00:06:21,000 Speaker 1: me in for free or whatever. It was awesome. And 135 00:06:22,680 --> 00:06:25,160 Speaker 1: but then the auction was after the Grammys. So we're 136 00:06:25,200 --> 00:06:27,680 Speaker 1: watching the Grammys and I'll get into that later of 137 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:30,320 Speaker 1: like who is at my table and the dynamics there 138 00:06:30,400 --> 00:06:33,120 Speaker 1: and trying to watch Taylor Swift win but not act 139 00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:35,000 Speaker 1: like too much of the fangirl because I didn't want 140 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:36,800 Speaker 1: to seem lame because no one else really seemed to 141 00:06:36,839 --> 00:06:39,880 Speaker 1: care that much. But it was the highlight of my 142 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:42,120 Speaker 1: night when she won, Like it was as if my 143 00:06:42,120 --> 00:06:46,360 Speaker 1: best friend was winning. I was so excited. But at 144 00:06:46,400 --> 00:06:48,360 Speaker 1: the end of the so we watched the whole Grammies 145 00:06:48,360 --> 00:06:50,359 Speaker 1: and then after that that's when the auction start. And 146 00:06:50,400 --> 00:06:52,760 Speaker 1: my auction item is like number ten, and my auction 147 00:06:52,839 --> 00:06:55,680 Speaker 1: item is Taylor Swift's earrings that she wanted Cheese games 148 00:06:56,839 --> 00:06:59,800 Speaker 1: them no because they they were like this is like 149 00:07:00,040 --> 00:07:02,719 Speaker 1: they went for fifty grand, which isn't that much in 150 00:07:02,760 --> 00:07:05,240 Speaker 1: the scheme of things, like other stuff was going for 151 00:07:05,320 --> 00:07:07,800 Speaker 1: a lot. I think fifty grand was that's reasonable for 152 00:07:07,880 --> 00:07:12,520 Speaker 1: it was some stacked rings, you know, like ring two 153 00:07:12,640 --> 00:07:14,760 Speaker 1: or three rings that Jay Loo wore in a video 154 00:07:15,320 --> 00:07:17,800 Speaker 1: music video and there's like a prominent picture of her 155 00:07:17,880 --> 00:07:20,600 Speaker 1: like doing this and like yea posing with them, so 156 00:07:20,640 --> 00:07:22,160 Speaker 1: you know she wore them, and they were the ones 157 00:07:22,200 --> 00:07:24,720 Speaker 1: she wore. And then the earrings were the ones Taylor 158 00:07:24,720 --> 00:07:27,160 Speaker 1: Swift actually wore to the Chief Game. I remember looking 159 00:07:27,240 --> 00:07:30,760 Speaker 1: up these exact earrings because I followed Taylor Swift styled, 160 00:07:30,760 --> 00:07:32,320 Speaker 1: which is an account that tells you how to buy 161 00:07:32,320 --> 00:07:34,880 Speaker 1: her things. As you know, I frequent and so I 162 00:07:34,920 --> 00:07:38,920 Speaker 1: remembered these earrings and I was really excited to have 163 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:40,920 Speaker 1: that be the thing that I was auctioning off or 164 00:07:41,120 --> 00:07:43,040 Speaker 1: like I was. There was a guy doing the auction 165 00:07:43,160 --> 00:07:47,000 Speaker 1: going like we got okay, I under you that. No, no, no, 166 00:07:47,080 --> 00:07:49,000 Speaker 1: he there was a guy that did it and he 167 00:07:49,080 --> 00:07:50,840 Speaker 1: was really good at it and sounded like what did 168 00:07:50,880 --> 00:07:53,480 Speaker 1: you do. I was just like presenting the item and 169 00:07:53,520 --> 00:07:54,280 Speaker 1: talking about it. 170 00:07:54,640 --> 00:07:57,520 Speaker 2: But I, oh, cool, so what did you say? 171 00:07:57,720 --> 00:08:01,640 Speaker 1: Was so nervous because it's like a room of a 172 00:08:01,680 --> 00:08:09,320 Speaker 1: bunch of like celebrities and they're you know, mistresses and 173 00:08:10,120 --> 00:08:14,080 Speaker 1: just different. There's like lots of people, lots of rich 174 00:08:14,120 --> 00:08:16,240 Speaker 1: people in the room. For sure. There was there were 175 00:08:16,240 --> 00:08:19,040 Speaker 1: people that were just like donating one hundred thousand dollars 176 00:08:19,080 --> 00:08:21,040 Speaker 1: by raising their hand, just like okay, I'll just give 177 00:08:21,120 --> 00:08:26,360 Speaker 1: that like really important people. And they gave me a script. 178 00:08:26,440 --> 00:08:27,840 Speaker 1: This is always the way it is with these things. 179 00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:30,400 Speaker 1: They give you a script and then they go but 180 00:08:30,440 --> 00:08:33,760 Speaker 1: you can punch it up, and then there's no then 181 00:08:34,840 --> 00:08:37,400 Speaker 1: but there's no like, Okay, here's the punched up script 182 00:08:37,480 --> 00:08:39,160 Speaker 1: I wrote, and now you print that up for me. 183 00:08:39,640 --> 00:08:42,560 Speaker 1: There's just like now here's They hand you the script 184 00:08:42,559 --> 00:08:44,360 Speaker 1: and they're like, now here it is, and You're like, 185 00:08:44,360 --> 00:08:45,560 Speaker 1: but you told me I could punch it up, and 186 00:08:45,559 --> 00:08:47,080 Speaker 1: now you're handing it to me and it's the same 187 00:08:47,120 --> 00:08:49,240 Speaker 1: one as before. Like I was just kind of gonna 188 00:08:49,280 --> 00:08:51,400 Speaker 1: go off the top of my head. So I got 189 00:08:51,400 --> 00:08:53,000 Speaker 1: this script and I'm like should I follow this? And 190 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:54,040 Speaker 1: then I was like, now I'll just go off the 191 00:08:54,040 --> 00:08:55,439 Speaker 1: top of my head. I know, like what jokes I'm 192 00:08:55,440 --> 00:08:59,920 Speaker 1: gonna make, And I just I went off the rails. Man. 193 00:09:00,120 --> 00:09:02,719 Speaker 1: I was nervous. Bill Burr was there. I get nervous 194 00:09:02,720 --> 00:09:05,000 Speaker 1: ever doing anything in front of Bill Burr because I 195 00:09:05,640 --> 00:09:07,480 Speaker 1: like him so much, and I just know that he 196 00:09:07,679 --> 00:09:11,120 Speaker 1: like is cynical about everything, and I don't know, I 197 00:09:11,160 --> 00:09:16,360 Speaker 1: just felt I know that if I were him, he's 198 00:09:16,400 --> 00:09:20,040 Speaker 1: really nice and like he was he, I know that, 199 00:09:20,200 --> 00:09:22,560 Speaker 1: and I put it out of my mind, and luckily 200 00:09:22,640 --> 00:09:25,080 Speaker 1: he left before I went on stage. I like, I 201 00:09:25,240 --> 00:09:27,640 Speaker 1: was pulled early from my table and he was sitting 202 00:09:27,679 --> 00:09:30,560 Speaker 1: at my table, and then I was pulled early to 203 00:09:30,679 --> 00:09:32,640 Speaker 1: like go in the wings and wait for my item 204 00:09:32,720 --> 00:09:35,040 Speaker 1: to come up. And while I was gone, he had left. 205 00:09:35,040 --> 00:09:36,720 Speaker 1: And I was so glad because afterwards, I was like 206 00:09:37,160 --> 00:09:38,520 Speaker 1: I said to Chris, I was like, oh, I can't 207 00:09:38,559 --> 00:09:40,160 Speaker 1: believe Bill Burr saw that. He was like, no, he 208 00:09:40,240 --> 00:09:40,840 Speaker 1: left right before. 209 00:09:40,880 --> 00:09:42,959 Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, not that it. 210 00:09:42,920 --> 00:09:45,320 Speaker 1: Really matters, but like it kind of does because I 211 00:09:45,400 --> 00:09:47,959 Speaker 1: just was so I started out good. I made all 212 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:49,480 Speaker 1: my jokes that I wanted to make. I was like, 213 00:09:49,640 --> 00:09:53,440 Speaker 1: these are the same earrings that she nervously played with 214 00:09:53,720 --> 00:09:56,720 Speaker 1: while she while she watched Travis Kelce go in for 215 00:09:57,240 --> 00:09:59,920 Speaker 1: a pass or whatever. I was like, she definitely like 216 00:10:00,120 --> 00:10:02,080 Speaker 1: went like this, like h she was putting them in 217 00:10:02,080 --> 00:10:04,120 Speaker 1: and was like do I get it? Like I was like, 218 00:10:04,200 --> 00:10:06,000 Speaker 1: she's touched these or her DNA is on it. You 219 00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:08,880 Speaker 1: can the technology is advanced enough, we can you could 220 00:10:08,960 --> 00:10:11,640 Speaker 1: use these to clone her someday and I was funny 221 00:10:11,800 --> 00:10:13,439 Speaker 1: and then I was saying and then there's some rings 222 00:10:13,480 --> 00:10:15,440 Speaker 1: that Jaylo wore in a music video that no one 223 00:10:15,480 --> 00:10:17,760 Speaker 1: saw and that didn't get a laugh, but Eat just 224 00:10:17,760 --> 00:10:21,280 Speaker 1: got groans because everyone suddenly loves her now because whenever 225 00:10:21,280 --> 00:10:24,560 Speaker 1: there's like a backlash, you know with Io. You know, 226 00:10:24,720 --> 00:10:28,440 Speaker 1: did you see that now? You know the girl that 227 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:31,400 Speaker 1: is in the bear that won the Golden Gloves? Yeah, 228 00:10:31,520 --> 00:10:35,320 Speaker 1: I mean she hosted sl She hosted with j Loo, 229 00:10:35,679 --> 00:10:37,440 Speaker 1: and there was a video that came out or a 230 00:10:37,480 --> 00:10:40,480 Speaker 1: podcast clip that came out where she was talking about 231 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:43,680 Speaker 1: it was called the podcast called Scam Artist, and it 232 00:10:43,800 --> 00:10:45,880 Speaker 1: was she was like, you know, who's the biggest scam 233 00:10:45,960 --> 00:10:49,560 Speaker 1: artist going? Is Jlo? This girl thinks she can sing. 234 00:10:49,600 --> 00:10:51,000 Speaker 1: So it was like two years ago that she went 235 00:10:51,040 --> 00:10:54,559 Speaker 1: off about j Loo being a scam and then it 236 00:10:54,679 --> 00:10:57,320 Speaker 1: resurfaced right before she's doing the show with j Loo, 237 00:10:57,920 --> 00:11:00,360 Speaker 1: which is really embarrassing. I've been there before, or where 238 00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:01,840 Speaker 1: you mouth off and then you have to like work 239 00:11:01,840 --> 00:11:03,720 Speaker 1: with that person because you just don't think you'll ever 240 00:11:03,800 --> 00:11:05,480 Speaker 1: get to the place in your life where you're like 241 00:11:05,720 --> 00:11:08,560 Speaker 1: next to Jlo being like I'm hosting SNL, this Week 242 00:11:08,559 --> 00:11:11,480 Speaker 1: with musical guests. Jaylo I talked about two years ago, 243 00:11:12,320 --> 00:11:14,200 Speaker 1: and she's gonna be singing the thing I told her 244 00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:18,960 Speaker 1: you she can't do. Yeah, so but anyway, so it's 245 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:21,560 Speaker 1: kind of like there was this like there's a lot 246 00:11:21,559 --> 00:11:24,480 Speaker 1: of chatter online about Canty singing whatever. And then I 247 00:11:24,520 --> 00:11:26,920 Speaker 1: think that because I I just said, no one saw 248 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:29,760 Speaker 1: the video because no one did. There's no way anyone did. 249 00:11:29,800 --> 00:11:30,280 Speaker 2: It was I did. 250 00:11:31,280 --> 00:11:34,160 Speaker 1: There's you the name of it is something I'd. 251 00:11:34,040 --> 00:11:36,840 Speaker 2: Never even heard realized was still doing music now. 252 00:11:36,840 --> 00:11:38,880 Speaker 1: I was just making a joke. No one watches musical videos, 253 00:11:38,960 --> 00:11:41,800 Speaker 1: music musical videos, No one watches music videos at all. 254 00:11:41,960 --> 00:11:43,840 Speaker 1: You know, it was just a dumb joke, but got 255 00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:47,839 Speaker 1: groans because how dare I? And and you know, how 256 00:11:47,920 --> 00:11:50,719 Speaker 1: dare I? Because I'm less successful than jaylos So I 257 00:11:50,760 --> 00:11:53,079 Speaker 1: can you can punch up? Everyone? 258 00:11:53,559 --> 00:11:53,719 Speaker 2: Did? 259 00:11:53,720 --> 00:11:56,200 Speaker 1: Everyone forget that you can punch up that that is 260 00:11:56,320 --> 00:11:58,440 Speaker 1: that we've all agreed, that's allowed. That you're not supposed 261 00:11:58,480 --> 00:11:59,080 Speaker 1: to punch down. 262 00:11:59,600 --> 00:12:02,760 Speaker 2: But like to make fun of celebrities as Ricky Gervais, 263 00:12:02,800 --> 00:12:06,720 Speaker 2: he gets away with it, that's it, doesn't. 264 00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:09,120 Speaker 1: They like were mad at him at first when he 265 00:12:09,120 --> 00:12:09,319 Speaker 1: did that. 266 00:12:09,360 --> 00:12:11,800 Speaker 2: Cool, Well, maybe that's the difference. Then maybe it's just 267 00:12:11,880 --> 00:12:13,679 Speaker 2: like you can't care if they get mad at you, 268 00:12:13,720 --> 00:12:15,600 Speaker 2: and then you got to get mad at getting mad 269 00:12:15,640 --> 00:12:16,439 Speaker 2: at you. 270 00:12:16,520 --> 00:12:21,439 Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I'm so sorry you did io did? 271 00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:22,559 Speaker 3: Oh? 272 00:12:22,679 --> 00:12:24,360 Speaker 2: Okay? Yeah? 273 00:12:24,400 --> 00:12:27,679 Speaker 1: She she kind of said, like, I'm I I'm embarrassed 274 00:12:27,679 --> 00:12:29,240 Speaker 1: of things I said two years She kind of like 275 00:12:29,240 --> 00:12:31,480 Speaker 1: alluded to it and did in a really classy way. 276 00:12:31,480 --> 00:12:32,960 Speaker 1: I would have not handled it that well. I would 277 00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:34,800 Speaker 1: have been like, can I get on a different show? 278 00:12:35,080 --> 00:12:37,400 Speaker 1: Like I would have just begged to be on different 279 00:12:37,559 --> 00:12:38,920 Speaker 1: I don't know what I would have done if I 280 00:12:38,960 --> 00:12:41,120 Speaker 1: were her those because you know Jlo is going to 281 00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:44,960 Speaker 1: see it or hear about it that you were mouthing 282 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:46,960 Speaker 1: off on a podcast about how she can't sing. I mean, 283 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,520 Speaker 1: I just hope I never have to cross paths with 284 00:12:48,559 --> 00:12:52,839 Speaker 1: her because I don't think she can't keep. But I 285 00:12:52,880 --> 00:12:55,080 Speaker 1: can't sing, So I'm allowed to call it someone else 286 00:12:55,080 --> 00:12:59,280 Speaker 1: who can't sing, you know what I mean? Like, maybe 287 00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:01,199 Speaker 1: I should only be to call someone else out if 288 00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:03,080 Speaker 1: I could sing, But I think it's. 289 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:05,559 Speaker 2: Somebody who's a celebrity. Should you should be allowed to 290 00:13:05,600 --> 00:13:08,000 Speaker 2: make fun of anybody who's a celebrity who's in the 291 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:10,839 Speaker 2: public light. They're choosing to be in the public light. 292 00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:12,280 Speaker 2: Therefore they are choosing to. 293 00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:13,839 Speaker 1: Know about that publically. 294 00:13:14,800 --> 00:13:16,719 Speaker 2: Why. I mean, that's part of the game. If you're 295 00:13:16,720 --> 00:13:20,480 Speaker 2: going to be a celebrity, a celebrity, you need to 296 00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:22,600 Speaker 2: know that people are going to be talking about you 297 00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:23,520 Speaker 2: at the whole point. 298 00:13:23,320 --> 00:13:25,680 Speaker 1: Even though it's not in good taste. I do agree 299 00:13:25,679 --> 00:13:29,720 Speaker 1: with Brian. Yeah, it's just it's yeah. 300 00:13:29,400 --> 00:13:31,520 Speaker 2: It's celebrities politicians the same time. 301 00:13:31,480 --> 00:13:33,679 Speaker 1: I don't want to be made fun of, but I know, 302 00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:35,319 Speaker 1: but I do know that it's part of it. And 303 00:13:35,360 --> 00:13:37,440 Speaker 1: I have been made fun of, and I just don't. 304 00:13:37,480 --> 00:13:42,400 Speaker 1: I just you know, I I laugh along with it 305 00:13:42,480 --> 00:13:45,800 Speaker 1: and I go, I know, if any it's nice when 306 00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:49,679 Speaker 1: you hate yourself deep down, because anyone that says anything 307 00:13:49,720 --> 00:13:52,160 Speaker 1: about you, you can just go, I agree, you know, 308 00:13:52,280 --> 00:13:55,680 Speaker 1: like it's really But if Jalo likes herself, so I 309 00:13:55,679 --> 00:13:56,720 Speaker 1: think that's the problem. 310 00:13:56,880 --> 00:13:58,640 Speaker 2: That would be a funny reaction. If you're sitting in 311 00:13:58,640 --> 00:14:00,920 Speaker 2: an audience someone makes fun of you, and you and 312 00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:04,040 Speaker 2: it cuts to you and you just go, I agree, 313 00:14:04,080 --> 00:14:05,280 Speaker 2: that would be a funny reaction. 314 00:14:05,679 --> 00:14:07,080 Speaker 1: Oh you mean, like a an reward. Do I get 315 00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:07,840 Speaker 1: made fun of? Yeah? 316 00:14:09,040 --> 00:14:10,840 Speaker 2: You could do the Taylor Swift thing of just sipping 317 00:14:10,880 --> 00:14:13,360 Speaker 2: your drink, but I think it'd be funny if you 318 00:14:13,440 --> 00:14:15,040 Speaker 2: turn the person next to you and go, you know, 319 00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:16,240 Speaker 2: I agree, she's making love. 320 00:14:16,440 --> 00:14:18,320 Speaker 1: I think it's hatred, though. 321 00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:20,280 Speaker 3: I want to just say it's like, I think you 322 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:23,320 Speaker 3: have self awareness, Like it's not. It's not the self 323 00:14:23,360 --> 00:14:26,040 Speaker 3: hatred that makes you that way. You have self aware life. 324 00:14:26,120 --> 00:14:27,440 Speaker 3: A lot of people don't know them. 325 00:14:27,920 --> 00:14:31,400 Speaker 1: So when people are like, would anyone anything anyway, it's 326 00:14:31,480 --> 00:14:33,720 Speaker 1: kind of nice because anything anyone could say about me, 327 00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:37,440 Speaker 1: I just it doesn't. I know I felt that way 328 00:14:37,440 --> 00:14:40,000 Speaker 1: before about myself. I agree with you on a deeper level. 329 00:14:40,040 --> 00:14:41,600 Speaker 1: It's I'm not fighting you on it. I don't know 330 00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:44,760 Speaker 1: why I'm famous either. It irritates me sometimes too or 331 00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:46,920 Speaker 1: like I'm not even like you know, whatever label of 332 00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:49,400 Speaker 1: fame I have, it confuses me as well, like anything 333 00:14:49,440 --> 00:14:53,120 Speaker 1: that you could be, like what's her deal? Her face 334 00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:57,280 Speaker 1: is weird, whatever you could say she has, I don't 335 00:14:57,320 --> 00:15:01,640 Speaker 1: know her feet or gross. I agree with you, But 336 00:15:02,080 --> 00:15:04,920 Speaker 1: so I get up there to do this auction and 337 00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:09,400 Speaker 1: I just it's just start. I run out of jokes. 338 00:15:09,680 --> 00:15:11,680 Speaker 1: I run through all my jokes. I say you know, 339 00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:15,600 Speaker 1: Travis Kelcey's saliva might be on these earrings because he 340 00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:17,880 Speaker 1: whispered in her ear later that night. His spittle might have, 341 00:15:18,160 --> 00:15:20,960 Speaker 1: you know, gotten onto them as he whispered, baby, want 342 00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:25,640 Speaker 1: to get hot wings? And I did another and then 343 00:15:25,680 --> 00:15:29,920 Speaker 1: I then I just I think when I get nervous. 344 00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:32,040 Speaker 1: It's like when jay Z said, when I get nervous, 345 00:15:32,080 --> 00:15:34,400 Speaker 1: I get honest. Is that what he said? I tell 346 00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:35,800 Speaker 1: when I get nervous, I tell the truth. That's what 347 00:15:35,800 --> 00:15:37,320 Speaker 1: he said at the Grammys. And I was like, woff, 348 00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:40,520 Speaker 1: do I relate to that? Man? Like when when all 349 00:15:40,560 --> 00:15:43,160 Speaker 1: else fails, just just start. I don't even know if 350 00:15:43,160 --> 00:15:46,320 Speaker 1: I got honest. I just got gross. I got I 351 00:15:46,360 --> 00:15:51,720 Speaker 1: got I got really vulgar. And I'm not like a 352 00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:54,760 Speaker 1: vulgar person, but everyone but I am, I guess because 353 00:15:54,760 --> 00:15:56,120 Speaker 1: I don't have a problem saying these things. 354 00:15:56,120 --> 00:15:59,640 Speaker 2: But I was like, you know, definitely to the general public, Yeah, 355 00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:04,240 Speaker 2: stick up their ass. Celebrities who pretend like they're so 356 00:16:04,440 --> 00:16:07,400 Speaker 2: open to all sorts of artistic expression and then as 357 00:16:07,440 --> 00:16:10,440 Speaker 2: soon as someone says anything remotely offensive, they get the 358 00:16:10,560 --> 00:16:12,720 Speaker 2: stick up their ass so far that they're like a 359 00:16:12,760 --> 00:16:16,360 Speaker 2: fucking puppet. Yeah, I mean probably what is the most 360 00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:17,960 Speaker 2: stick up their ass group of people. 361 00:16:18,680 --> 00:16:23,040 Speaker 1: Oh my god, they all they you sang a song, 362 00:16:23,120 --> 00:16:25,920 Speaker 1: you wrote a song, and you acted in something. You've 363 00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:30,880 Speaker 1: literally done nothing for the world. That's literally nothing something. 364 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:33,760 Speaker 1: They don't even write the song yeah, mostly yeah, or 365 00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:34,160 Speaker 1: sing it. 366 00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:36,560 Speaker 2: That's why people love when Ricky Face goes off with 367 00:16:36,640 --> 00:16:38,600 Speaker 2: the Golden globes and then says like, fuck you for 368 00:16:38,680 --> 00:16:40,960 Speaker 2: even getting offended at this, because these people are just 369 00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:42,960 Speaker 2: clutching their pearls the entire night. 370 00:16:43,560 --> 00:16:46,480 Speaker 1: It's yes, and I'll add myself to the list. I 371 00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:49,160 Speaker 1: just tell jokes. I am not like an calling me 372 00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:52,080 Speaker 1: an artist is a stretch and artists aren't that cool 373 00:16:52,240 --> 00:16:54,560 Speaker 1: and the world would be fine without it. I mean 374 00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:56,520 Speaker 1: it would be a little bit boring because art like 375 00:16:56,520 --> 00:16:59,000 Speaker 1: makes you feel good and stuff and makes you process 376 00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:02,800 Speaker 1: your feelings. But we don't really need it. No, it's 377 00:17:02,840 --> 00:17:05,560 Speaker 1: not like we're not really changing lives in the way 378 00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:07,639 Speaker 1: we all think. We all anyway, we know that. So 379 00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:12,800 Speaker 1: then I just go I just start saying, like, if 380 00:17:12,840 --> 00:17:15,120 Speaker 1: you have a swift ye in your life, you need 381 00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:16,840 Speaker 1: because I'm talking to men, because men are the ones 382 00:17:16,840 --> 00:17:18,720 Speaker 1: that are you know. Actually, there's some women that bought 383 00:17:18,720 --> 00:17:22,040 Speaker 1: some stuff and we're paying big money. This woman I 384 00:17:22,080 --> 00:17:24,280 Speaker 1: think spent like five hundred thousand dollars on a car 385 00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:28,199 Speaker 1: that was auctioned off. It was crazy, but I was 386 00:17:28,320 --> 00:17:31,720 Speaker 1: just saying, to anyone who has a swifty wife, you 387 00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:35,720 Speaker 1: will get your dick sucked so hard it will get 388 00:17:35,840 --> 00:17:38,800 Speaker 1: sucked off. I was like, I didn't say it, but 389 00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:40,760 Speaker 1: I was saying to I was even Dylan Chris, like 390 00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:43,239 Speaker 1: you know I was. I was just joking as other 391 00:17:43,240 --> 00:17:44,760 Speaker 1: people were doing auctions, and I was like, they just 392 00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:47,880 Speaker 1: need to tell people that this will get them laid. 393 00:17:48,240 --> 00:17:50,280 Speaker 1: Like that should be the incentive for every man. Like 394 00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:53,960 Speaker 1: if you raise up your little paddle right now, your 395 00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:58,439 Speaker 1: your wife will blow you or whoever. And so I 396 00:17:58,520 --> 00:18:01,000 Speaker 1: just started saying, yeah, this will get this. If you 397 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:03,560 Speaker 1: want to get a blowjob tonight and you have a 398 00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:07,080 Speaker 1: wife that likes Taylor Swift, this is the guarantee she will. 399 00:18:07,119 --> 00:18:08,439 Speaker 1: And then I go, if you have a daughter that 400 00:18:08,480 --> 00:18:11,000 Speaker 1: loves Taylor Swift, she'll forgive you for trying to bang 401 00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:13,879 Speaker 1: her au pair. I was just like saying, I was 402 00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:17,600 Speaker 1: like that by your buy your children's affection, you will 403 00:18:17,640 --> 00:18:20,760 Speaker 1: be Your daughter will be cool at school, she will 404 00:18:20,920 --> 00:18:23,280 Speaker 1: no one will fuck with her if she has these earrings. 405 00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:26,199 Speaker 1: And then I said, you know what, I'll blow you 406 00:18:26,280 --> 00:18:29,439 Speaker 1: if you buy these earrings, if you buy them for me. 407 00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:32,280 Speaker 1: I have a boyfriend, he's sitting right there. I don't care. 408 00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:34,720 Speaker 1: I'll blow you tonight if you buy these and give 409 00:18:34,760 --> 00:18:36,479 Speaker 1: them to me, if you want a blow job from 410 00:18:36,520 --> 00:18:38,440 Speaker 1: nig And I'm just like going off and I don't 411 00:18:38,480 --> 00:18:40,399 Speaker 1: really mean that, but I kind of do. And so 412 00:18:40,680 --> 00:18:47,040 Speaker 1: then then I look down and I have forgotten. There 413 00:18:47,040 --> 00:18:51,320 Speaker 1: are children here right in front of me. This is 414 00:18:51,359 --> 00:18:54,159 Speaker 1: a huge, huge room with probably like three hundred people, 415 00:18:54,240 --> 00:18:57,119 Speaker 1: four hundred people, and there are children sitting right in 416 00:18:57,119 --> 00:19:00,160 Speaker 1: the front. And I remember that I knew they were there. 417 00:19:00,280 --> 00:19:02,800 Speaker 1: Steven Tyler had talked to them prior to the auction 418 00:19:02,920 --> 00:19:05,119 Speaker 1: starting and was like, do you play drums? You know? 419 00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:07,000 Speaker 2: And he was talking as the foster women who were 420 00:19:07,119 --> 00:19:07,840 Speaker 2: raising money. 421 00:19:07,720 --> 00:19:10,600 Speaker 1: For Oh my god, they were the poster women. All 422 00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:12,840 Speaker 1: they're talking about is like how they used to, you know, 423 00:19:13,240 --> 00:19:16,120 Speaker 1: prostitute and now they don't have to do that anymore. 424 00:19:16,119 --> 00:19:22,040 Speaker 1: And I'm there, literally yeah, And so I see the 425 00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:24,560 Speaker 1: kids and then I'm on this like rant, and then 426 00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:26,240 Speaker 1: I stop it. And the guy's going off of like 427 00:19:26,440 --> 00:19:27,840 Speaker 1: we got twenty five over here, we got to can 428 00:19:27,880 --> 00:19:28,520 Speaker 1: we get twenty seven? 429 00:19:29,240 --> 00:19:29,439 Speaker 2: You know? 430 00:19:29,720 --> 00:19:31,760 Speaker 1: And I see the kids and then I just go 431 00:19:32,440 --> 00:19:34,560 Speaker 1: like deer in headlights, like I can't talk anymore. Like 432 00:19:34,560 --> 00:19:36,640 Speaker 1: I'm supposed to be chiming in with like and they're 433 00:19:36,680 --> 00:19:39,760 Speaker 1: sustainably grown, their lab grown diamonds, blah blah. I'm supposed 434 00:19:39,760 --> 00:19:43,520 Speaker 1: to keep giving details, and I'm I'm horrified by what 435 00:19:43,560 --> 00:19:45,480 Speaker 1: I've done because I see the kids and I see 436 00:19:45,520 --> 00:19:47,560 Speaker 1: like the parents kind of like coddling them, and I 437 00:19:47,560 --> 00:19:50,160 Speaker 1: don't even know. I didn't say anything. I wasn't like, 438 00:19:51,119 --> 00:19:52,920 Speaker 1: I mean, that's as filthy as a god. As I said, 439 00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:54,680 Speaker 1: I will blow you. I promise i'll blow you. After 440 00:19:54,680 --> 00:20:00,359 Speaker 1: the show, but I felt horrible. I haven't worked covered 441 00:20:00,359 --> 00:20:02,840 Speaker 1: from it. I can't get over it. And afterwards I 442 00:20:02,880 --> 00:20:04,680 Speaker 1: was walking around just like so ashamed. I wanted to 443 00:20:04,760 --> 00:20:07,000 Speaker 1: leave immediately, but people kept coming out to me and 444 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:09,560 Speaker 1: being like, oh my god, that was nuts. That was 445 00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:11,280 Speaker 1: the highlight of the night and say stuff like that. 446 00:20:11,320 --> 00:20:14,199 Speaker 1: But it was like I kept going, I forgot there 447 00:20:14,240 --> 00:20:16,040 Speaker 1: were kids here. I forget, and they were like, it's okay, 448 00:20:16,080 --> 00:20:18,560 Speaker 1: they're gonna learn somehow, And I'm like, yes, I know that, 449 00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:21,840 Speaker 1: but there when they're adults, they should don't worry about that. 450 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:25,120 Speaker 2: There's celebrities children, They're gonna be fucked up no matter 451 00:20:25,160 --> 00:20:25,880 Speaker 2: what happened soon. 452 00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:29,640 Speaker 3: And if they knew what blowjob meant, then that means 453 00:20:29,640 --> 00:20:31,639 Speaker 3: that they've probably heard more fucked up things than what 454 00:20:31,680 --> 00:20:32,160 Speaker 3: you've said. 455 00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:34,760 Speaker 1: Okay, other wise they would describe what it was. I 456 00:20:34,840 --> 00:20:38,000 Speaker 1: wasn't like I will somehow in Venus probably just thought, 457 00:20:38,160 --> 00:20:40,280 Speaker 1: like a blow comes out. 458 00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:43,880 Speaker 2: Oh I'm sorry, did you hear someone say blowjob on stage? 459 00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:47,920 Speaker 2: Does that mean you're gonna star in succession? Like that? Faith? 460 00:20:48,440 --> 00:20:52,119 Speaker 2: Like you're these kids? Are you fucking them up? Is 461 00:20:52,119 --> 00:20:54,800 Speaker 2: only going to make them become stars in the future. 462 00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:58,560 Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, they've helped them, Nicky even know it. Yeah, 463 00:20:58,640 --> 00:21:04,720 Speaker 1: trauma leads to people overcoming things and working harder. Yeah, 464 00:21:04,760 --> 00:21:07,399 Speaker 1: and okay, so it was good that I did. I 465 00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:10,760 Speaker 1: just felt like, you know, I just thought filthy. I 466 00:21:10,760 --> 00:21:13,200 Speaker 1: felt like, you get her out of here, she'll she'll 467 00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:15,399 Speaker 1: not she won't be invited back. She didn't understand the tone, 468 00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:18,840 Speaker 1: Like it's almost like I wore the wrong thing to 469 00:21:18,920 --> 00:21:20,480 Speaker 1: the event, you know, like you just feel like you 470 00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:22,840 Speaker 1: didn't get the message and like you're not one of us, 471 00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:26,119 Speaker 1: like it just felt, and I hate the added thing 472 00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:28,960 Speaker 1: of like she wanted to like offend all of us. 473 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,520 Speaker 1: And it was like, no, I didn't I promise you. 474 00:21:31,640 --> 00:21:35,800 Speaker 1: I was only trying to sell those earrings and be 475 00:21:36,040 --> 00:21:40,000 Speaker 1: funny and also just like survive, Like my survival instincts 476 00:21:40,040 --> 00:21:43,600 Speaker 1: are just go to filthy jokes like and I don't 477 00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:46,440 Speaker 1: even really intentionally I promise you. I don't intentionally do it, 478 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:49,000 Speaker 1: and yeah, maybe it is just like a crutch because 479 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:51,040 Speaker 1: I know it'll get a laugh, but I really didn't 480 00:21:51,040 --> 00:21:53,479 Speaker 1: even it didn't even get a laugh. I did, and 481 00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:56,679 Speaker 1: it was not guaranteed too. I just was drowning and 482 00:21:56,720 --> 00:21:59,920 Speaker 1: struggling for a life raft and I had no intention 483 00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:02,480 Speaker 1: of saying blowjub. I was only joking about blowdubs with 484 00:22:02,560 --> 00:22:05,240 Speaker 1: Chris in his ear as I was like making fun 485 00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:07,720 Speaker 1: of other people presenting items, and I was just suggesting, 486 00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:10,720 Speaker 1: like they should just promise. And then that's because I 487 00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:13,280 Speaker 1: had said it. It was in my subconscious and when 488 00:22:13,320 --> 00:22:15,240 Speaker 1: I started, when I ran out of jokes to say 489 00:22:15,280 --> 00:22:17,840 Speaker 1: or anything to say, and it was just awkward that 490 00:22:18,040 --> 00:22:23,120 Speaker 1: I and I honestly think it hurt the auction because 491 00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:26,479 Speaker 1: I think that if a man wanted to buy them 492 00:22:26,520 --> 00:22:28,800 Speaker 1: and he's sitting next to his wife, she now is like, 493 00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:32,280 Speaker 1: he's just doing that so Nikki will blow him or whatever, 494 00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:34,359 Speaker 1: you know. Like I think I heard it by like 495 00:22:34,880 --> 00:22:39,200 Speaker 1: making that part of it, and I was like, oh no, yeah. 496 00:22:39,240 --> 00:22:41,639 Speaker 1: So then I felt so bad and everyone was like, 497 00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:43,439 Speaker 1: I'm surprised they didn't go for more, and I'm like, 498 00:22:43,640 --> 00:22:45,399 Speaker 1: I know, and then I go, oh my god, it 499 00:22:45,480 --> 00:22:49,080 Speaker 1: was because I fucking ruined it. It was so bare. 500 00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:52,080 Speaker 3: Maybe they just wanted you, like they didn't want the 501 00:22:52,119 --> 00:22:53,920 Speaker 3: kids to hear anymore, so they were just like, Okay, 502 00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:55,840 Speaker 3: let's just bid a whole ton of money on this. 503 00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:59,560 Speaker 1: So oh yeah, yeah, so close auction. No, they they 504 00:23:00,119 --> 00:23:02,760 Speaker 1: they were one of the lowest selling and she had 505 00:23:02,920 --> 00:23:06,119 Speaker 1: just won her fourth fucking artist Album of the Year Grammy. 506 00:23:06,280 --> 00:23:08,920 Speaker 1: They're like, it's like everything was in place for them 507 00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:12,200 Speaker 1: to And even the woman holding the earrings was looking 508 00:23:12,240 --> 00:23:14,600 Speaker 1: at me like what the fuck? She was just there 509 00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:16,679 Speaker 1: to like model them and just hold them, and then 510 00:23:16,720 --> 00:23:20,000 Speaker 1: she goes she just she just won four fourth albums, 511 00:23:20,119 --> 00:23:21,760 Speaker 1: she just set a record for four hour and I 512 00:23:21,880 --> 00:23:24,600 Speaker 1: was like, uh, and she had four albums like I was. 513 00:23:24,840 --> 00:23:26,639 Speaker 1: She was even trying to help me by giving me 514 00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:30,120 Speaker 1: like talking points, and I couldn't. I was just once 515 00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:32,480 Speaker 1: I saw that there were kids there, I was disgusted 516 00:23:32,520 --> 00:23:34,359 Speaker 1: with myself. I wanted to get off the stage. I 517 00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:37,159 Speaker 1: wanted to go hide in a hole. I couldn't. I 518 00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:38,680 Speaker 1: couldn't even handle it. And then I walked back to 519 00:23:38,760 --> 00:23:40,480 Speaker 1: the table and I'm just like I didn't even see 520 00:23:40,480 --> 00:23:42,280 Speaker 1: the Bilberg wasn't still there because I was hanging my 521 00:23:42,359 --> 00:23:44,560 Speaker 1: head so low. And then we got I was like, 522 00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:46,280 Speaker 1: I'm going to the bathroom, and then Chris came with me, 523 00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:48,320 Speaker 1: and I was like, I can't believe Bilberg just saw 524 00:23:48,440 --> 00:23:51,240 Speaker 1: how bad that was, and he was like he's gone. 525 00:23:51,240 --> 00:23:53,000 Speaker 1: And so that's how sad I was. I like couldn't 526 00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:54,760 Speaker 1: even look at anyone. I wouldn't even look at he 527 00:23:54,840 --> 00:23:56,240 Speaker 1: was sitting at my table, and I had not seen 528 00:23:56,280 --> 00:23:58,199 Speaker 1: any left because I was just didn't want to make 529 00:23:58,200 --> 00:24:00,600 Speaker 1: eye contact with anyone because then they have to go 530 00:24:00,880 --> 00:24:05,080 Speaker 1: good job. And it's like, no, it wasn't. But everyone 531 00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:07,200 Speaker 1: afterwards was coming up to me like that was the 532 00:24:07,240 --> 00:24:09,040 Speaker 1: funniest thing. I love you so much and it was 533 00:24:09,119 --> 00:24:11,280 Speaker 1: a lot of gay drunk men. So that that is 534 00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:16,520 Speaker 1: that's my Yeah, yeah, that's the niche demo demo. I 535 00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:19,480 Speaker 1: want it anyway. Yeah, they I love it, And so 536 00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:22,600 Speaker 1: I felt like so so good that so many people 537 00:24:22,640 --> 00:24:22,919 Speaker 1: came up. 538 00:24:23,320 --> 00:24:27,520 Speaker 2: Probably, I think is that you want to be accepted 539 00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:30,280 Speaker 2: by this group of people, and the truth is the 540 00:24:30,359 --> 00:24:32,480 Speaker 2: only way to be accepted by these people is to 541 00:24:32,920 --> 00:24:34,840 Speaker 2: act like you don't want to be accepted and be 542 00:24:34,960 --> 00:24:35,480 Speaker 2: above them. 543 00:24:36,280 --> 00:24:39,600 Speaker 1: Uh No, I just didn't. I think I just didn't 544 00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:42,879 Speaker 1: want to offend anyone or have someone think that I'm dirty, 545 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:45,200 Speaker 1: or that I think I'm cool because I'm being dirty, 546 00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:48,080 Speaker 1: or that I'm being dirty because I love to just 547 00:24:48,359 --> 00:24:52,840 Speaker 1: rub my sexuality in their face. Like I don't want 548 00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:56,440 Speaker 1: anyone to be like actually turned on by me offering 549 00:24:56,480 --> 00:24:58,560 Speaker 1: a blowjob. I want it to be funny because obviously 550 00:24:58,800 --> 00:25:01,720 Speaker 1: that's not what's gonna happen. But I think I sometimes 551 00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:05,280 Speaker 1: toe that line between, like people don't know what I'm about. 552 00:25:05,560 --> 00:25:08,159 Speaker 1: They just introduced me and the biggest swifty out there 553 00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:11,560 Speaker 1: in Hollywood, Nikki Glazer, and it's like there's again no 554 00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:15,359 Speaker 1: fucking context for what I am. No one knows who 555 00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:17,680 Speaker 1: I am. In that room. It was like, you know, 556 00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:19,560 Speaker 1: it was I was just the girls sitting next to 557 00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:22,040 Speaker 1: Zoe Desh now, and we'll talk about that later. But 558 00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:24,600 Speaker 1: and then Noah's gonna tell us Herbert embarrassing sory after 559 00:25:24,640 --> 00:25:29,680 Speaker 1: the break, right after this. All right, we're back, Noah, 560 00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:33,200 Speaker 1: what happened to you this weekend? That was embarrassing? Okay, 561 00:25:33,320 --> 00:25:33,720 Speaker 1: So a. 562 00:25:33,720 --> 00:25:37,600 Speaker 2: Little bit similarly, I asked a bunch of celebrities that 563 00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:39,879 Speaker 2: I'd blow them anyway. 564 00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:42,399 Speaker 1: No, I didn't do that. It's actually a little bit, 565 00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:44,359 Speaker 1: like way different than your story. 566 00:25:45,080 --> 00:25:49,040 Speaker 3: So I went bra shopping for my wedding dress because 567 00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:52,119 Speaker 3: I have, like all I have are like discounted of 568 00:25:52,600 --> 00:25:55,000 Speaker 3: sports bras that are really big. 569 00:25:54,880 --> 00:25:56,359 Speaker 1: And all that. So I'm like, okay, I need like 570 00:25:56,440 --> 00:25:58,600 Speaker 1: a nice little, yes, nice bra. 571 00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:01,680 Speaker 2: So where do I go? Wait? 572 00:26:01,840 --> 00:26:04,960 Speaker 1: Is your wedding dress like a maternity wedding dress? Yes? 573 00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:06,040 Speaker 1: They sell those. 574 00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:08,919 Speaker 3: Yeah, there's actually a lot of nice options. I went 575 00:26:09,040 --> 00:26:13,359 Speaker 3: for like a form fitting one that's like sparkle all right, and. 576 00:26:15,520 --> 00:26:16,800 Speaker 1: It's really v cut. 577 00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:19,280 Speaker 3: So I'm like, you know what, I have these puppies, 578 00:26:19,359 --> 00:26:21,920 Speaker 3: let me use them while I still got them. Yes, 579 00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:24,240 Speaker 3: And I was like, who has the best push up 580 00:26:24,280 --> 00:26:27,080 Speaker 3: braw that I know of, and it's Victoria's Secret. So 581 00:26:27,119 --> 00:26:29,639 Speaker 3: I'm like, I'll go to Victoria's Secret. I'll get like 582 00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:35,040 Speaker 3: a huge push up raw. I'll make them look like gazungasies. 583 00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:35,159 Speaker 2: Are going to grow up one day to be dogs, 584 00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:38,879 Speaker 2: and I'll love them if. 585 00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:42,320 Speaker 3: They stick around. So anyway, so I go in and 586 00:26:42,480 --> 00:26:44,600 Speaker 3: I have no idea what my new bra size is, 587 00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:48,040 Speaker 3: so I'm just kind of like looking. I'm like shuffling 588 00:26:48,119 --> 00:26:52,120 Speaker 3: through these like white push up lace bras and one 589 00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:54,119 Speaker 3: of the girls that works there comes up to me 590 00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:56,520 Speaker 3: and she's like, do you need help with anything? I said, yes, 591 00:26:56,760 --> 00:26:59,440 Speaker 3: I don't know my bras eye, so I'm trying to 592 00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:01,000 Speaker 3: figure it out. And she's like, oh, well, I can 593 00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:03,920 Speaker 3: measure you. So she measures me, and then she's like, 594 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:05,440 Speaker 3: what are you go in your clothes on or in 595 00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:08,520 Speaker 3: the in the dressing room with my I just had 596 00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:10,440 Speaker 3: my my T shirt on and she just did it 597 00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:12,480 Speaker 3: over the T shirt and she's like, why don't you 598 00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:14,560 Speaker 3: go into the dressing room and I'll give you like 599 00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:19,840 Speaker 3: the like the stock braws to try on, just so 600 00:27:19,920 --> 00:27:22,360 Speaker 3: we can kind of see, you know, just like get 601 00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:24,080 Speaker 3: you the side perfect fit. 602 00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:31,640 Speaker 1: Go ahead, I bet your right now A thirty four 603 00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:32,320 Speaker 1: triple D. 604 00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:38,760 Speaker 3: Incorrect, Okay, go on, I'll reveal the bra says if people. 605 00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:43,679 Speaker 1: Stick around the g I think, so I don't know. Okay, 606 00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:45,439 Speaker 1: well then it's I'm not because I'm not the top. 607 00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:49,800 Speaker 1: I'm not there right, trying to trick druple D right, 608 00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:54,240 Speaker 1: Like it's like triple is the most so double D no, no, no, 609 00:27:54,560 --> 00:27:55,760 Speaker 1: not that, okay, okay, go on. 610 00:27:56,560 --> 00:27:58,560 Speaker 3: So anyway, so she sends me to the fitting room 611 00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:02,000 Speaker 3: and she brings me like the trial bras or whatever, 612 00:28:02,040 --> 00:28:05,800 Speaker 3: and I try them on and we find like a 613 00:28:05,880 --> 00:28:08,560 Speaker 3: good fit, a good size, and then she's like, okay, 614 00:28:08,560 --> 00:28:10,080 Speaker 3: I'm gonna bring you a bunch. I'm like, okay, I 615 00:28:10,160 --> 00:28:13,320 Speaker 3: need white or beige, so just and and I really 616 00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:17,320 Speaker 3: like a push up. So she brings me like two 617 00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:21,800 Speaker 3: and she she's like okay, I heard Noah, Okay, Noah, 618 00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:23,280 Speaker 3: I'm putting them on the door and I'm going to 619 00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:23,920 Speaker 3: get you some more. 620 00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:26,280 Speaker 1: I'm like okay. And I was like, did I give 621 00:28:26,320 --> 00:28:28,720 Speaker 1: her my name? Yeah? It's like I don't think I 622 00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:30,199 Speaker 1: give her my name. How does she know my name 623 00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:30,720 Speaker 1: is Noah? 624 00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:34,159 Speaker 3: So then I'm like, maybe she just said now. So 625 00:28:34,280 --> 00:28:37,680 Speaker 3: then she she comes back with some more and she's 626 00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:41,360 Speaker 3: like hey, I think she said hey now, but she goes, hey, noah, 627 00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:42,000 Speaker 3: I have some. 628 00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:45,480 Speaker 1: More, and I was like, hey, now doesn't even make sense. 629 00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:49,280 Speaker 3: I know she's she's maybe like twenty one. There's no 630 00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:52,920 Speaker 3: way she's like listening to Howard Stern or nose now 631 00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:54,480 Speaker 3: that Gary Shandling show. 632 00:28:54,280 --> 00:28:58,080 Speaker 1: Where it's h okay. So so I'm like, that is 633 00:28:58,280 --> 00:29:01,320 Speaker 1: so weird. So anyway, so I opened the door and 634 00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:04,440 Speaker 1: I show her my like the size. So she gave 635 00:29:04,520 --> 00:29:08,840 Speaker 1: me a thirty four d Okay. The cup was good, 636 00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:10,480 Speaker 1: but it was way too tight. 637 00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:12,400 Speaker 3: Around my waist. I was like, this is like, you know, 638 00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:14,680 Speaker 3: it's I think I might have to go up in size. 639 00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:18,920 Speaker 3: So then she's like, okay, well we can give you 640 00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:23,040 Speaker 3: your your sister's size. What And I was like, okay, 641 00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:24,880 Speaker 3: how the fuck does she know that I have a sister? 642 00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:28,120 Speaker 1: I love that you're like thinking that she actually knows 643 00:29:28,240 --> 00:29:31,800 Speaker 1: these things, like cosmically, she just senses it as opposed 644 00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:33,240 Speaker 1: to this is a different person. 645 00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:39,040 Speaker 3: You are, this naked, pregnant lady just standing there. I'm like, 646 00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:41,960 Speaker 3: I was like, I'm sorry, how did you know that 647 00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:47,040 Speaker 3: I have a sister and what her bra size? Oh wow, wait, 648 00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:48,000 Speaker 3: where can this be? 649 00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:53,960 Speaker 1: So so she's look, she's looking at me and she's like, 650 00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:59,320 Speaker 1: your your sister's size. And I'm like, I'm like, you'ster. 651 00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:01,960 Speaker 1: So I was like, I am so like and you 652 00:30:02,040 --> 00:30:03,880 Speaker 1: knew my name? I don't think I gave you my name? 653 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:07,120 Speaker 1: And she's like what she got so scared. 654 00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:14,440 Speaker 3: She's like this beautiful, like young, she was like either 655 00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:17,760 Speaker 3: Polynesian and like Hispanic and just like just like so 656 00:30:18,040 --> 00:30:20,400 Speaker 3: delicate looking. And here she is like appalled by my 657 00:30:20,560 --> 00:30:23,400 Speaker 3: questioning asking her how she knew my name and that 658 00:30:23,480 --> 00:30:25,600 Speaker 3: I have a sister. She had no fucking idea what 659 00:30:25,680 --> 00:30:29,520 Speaker 3: I was talking about, because apparently did you know that 660 00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:32,160 Speaker 3: you know, there's like two versions of your brass eye? 661 00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:37,880 Speaker 3: So my sister size is actually a thirty six C No, no. 662 00:30:38,440 --> 00:30:42,800 Speaker 1: No, no, I don't like this. We don't speak your 663 00:30:43,320 --> 00:30:48,800 Speaker 1: industry jargon. No one knows, no sister side, no Nikki. 664 00:30:49,120 --> 00:30:51,719 Speaker 3: Because I was walking around, I had to go back 665 00:30:51,720 --> 00:30:53,840 Speaker 3: into the fitting room and she said it to someone 666 00:30:53,880 --> 00:30:56,160 Speaker 3: else and that that girl understood what she was saying. 667 00:30:56,600 --> 00:30:58,000 Speaker 1: She was pretending to under. 668 00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:02,280 Speaker 2: Size. And I know you from the podcast, so I 669 00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:05,440 Speaker 2: know that you're not on camera that often. What do 670 00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:06,040 Speaker 2: you know me? 671 00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:07,880 Speaker 1: And she's like, no, I had no idea. 672 00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:09,640 Speaker 2: It's an industris. 673 00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:12,320 Speaker 1: She has no idea who I was. It was just 674 00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:13,240 Speaker 1: the language. 675 00:31:13,240 --> 00:31:14,240 Speaker 2: I know what she said now. 676 00:31:15,320 --> 00:31:17,160 Speaker 1: I think she said no. Yeah. I was like, my 677 00:31:17,280 --> 00:31:18,880 Speaker 1: name is Noah. How did you know that? And she 678 00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:22,960 Speaker 1: was like what, I didn't know that. She's fucking scared. 679 00:31:23,080 --> 00:31:27,240 Speaker 1: She knows, but no, what does your sister size mean? 680 00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:30,160 Speaker 1: It means like another size you could be like, that 681 00:31:30,240 --> 00:31:31,600 Speaker 1: doesn't make it sense. 682 00:31:31,760 --> 00:31:35,520 Speaker 3: So basically, when you go up in your waist size, 683 00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:37,840 Speaker 3: your cup size becomes one size in your. 684 00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:41,480 Speaker 1: You're not waste like ribcage size. Yeah, yeah, like ribcage 685 00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:43,600 Speaker 1: size exactly. Okay, so if you go from a thirty 686 00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:45,520 Speaker 1: four to a thirty six, you're gonna go from like 687 00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:46,240 Speaker 1: a D to a C. 688 00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:49,880 Speaker 3: Right, So I sat it up at a thirty six C. Yes, 689 00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:53,240 Speaker 3: I used to be either a thirty four A or 690 00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:57,960 Speaker 3: a thirty two B. Oh my god, my sister size 691 00:31:58,040 --> 00:31:58,840 Speaker 3: was the thirty two B. 692 00:32:00,120 --> 00:32:03,120 Speaker 1: Got it? So you okay? So that was I was 693 00:32:03,280 --> 00:32:05,920 Speaker 1: just I felt so stupid and I was like, oh 694 00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:08,640 Speaker 1: my god, but it's kind of cute. But it's that's 695 00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:14,160 Speaker 1: because she assumed that you knew her stupid Victoria's secret 696 00:32:14,720 --> 00:32:19,240 Speaker 1: made up like branding jargon that makes that just tries 697 00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:21,600 Speaker 1: to make what they do seem more like family friendly 698 00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:27,560 Speaker 1: or something like that doesn't make any No, It's one 699 00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:30,520 Speaker 1: of these things people do, like, you know, these people 700 00:32:30,720 --> 00:32:33,880 Speaker 1: that just assume you are in their brain and have 701 00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:36,840 Speaker 1: had all your experiences, like, oh my god, I have 702 00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:39,040 Speaker 1: my icy T test this week and you go, I 703 00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:41,760 Speaker 1: don't know what that. Why would you you know me? 704 00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:44,320 Speaker 1: How would you do you think I know what an 705 00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:47,600 Speaker 1: icy t? I'm not in your industry. I don't work 706 00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:52,160 Speaker 1: in you know whatever, public school education. I don't know 707 00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:55,640 Speaker 1: what that certification class is. Stop. Like I catch my 708 00:32:55,720 --> 00:32:58,640 Speaker 1: friends doing it sometimes where I'm like, do you think she? Like? 709 00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:01,360 Speaker 1: Cause I'll see someone say something that I know the 710 00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:06,320 Speaker 1: other person doesn't know, and like who this weekend? There 711 00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:09,400 Speaker 1: was someone that did it this weekend and oh they 712 00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:11,880 Speaker 1: were talking about it was just like they were mentioning 713 00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:14,280 Speaker 1: their husband. I think, like they were just saying and 714 00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:16,760 Speaker 1: then we were at with witheted but it was like, 715 00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:20,640 Speaker 1: I know, my mom doesn't know Avi's name or whatever, 716 00:33:20,720 --> 00:33:22,160 Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Like, so it just or 717 00:33:22,240 --> 00:33:24,920 Speaker 1: doesn't even know that this person's married. So like mine, 718 00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:27,320 Speaker 1: I have to keep I have to keep injecting context 719 00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:30,760 Speaker 1: constantly and go, that's her husband's name. That uh uh. 720 00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:34,080 Speaker 1: Kirsten doesn't Kurston does a lot, but she's not. She's 721 00:33:34,360 --> 00:33:38,280 Speaker 1: she does it innocently because she just doesn't. It's not 722 00:33:38,440 --> 00:33:40,600 Speaker 1: the same thing. She's not like everyone should revolve around 723 00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:42,720 Speaker 1: my life, but she's just like she'll talk about where 724 00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:45,480 Speaker 1: she works. She'll be like, so, yeah, today, so I 725 00:33:45,520 --> 00:33:46,960 Speaker 1: went to Hillside and I go, that's the gym she 726 00:33:47,040 --> 00:33:50,960 Speaker 1: works out, like we people don't know these words, and 727 00:33:51,080 --> 00:33:52,640 Speaker 1: sometimes I do it too, Like I did it on 728 00:33:52,760 --> 00:33:55,200 Speaker 1: Dancing with the Stars where I said I've had a 729 00:33:55,240 --> 00:33:58,520 Speaker 1: lot of rough sets in my life and everyone thought 730 00:33:58,560 --> 00:34:01,400 Speaker 1: I said sex because no one unless you're a comedian, 731 00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:04,680 Speaker 1: you don't really talk about comedian set like people don't 732 00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:06,520 Speaker 1: know what that means. And so I've done it too, 733 00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:08,759 Speaker 1: where I just think everyone is like in my brain 734 00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:11,799 Speaker 1: and knows my life. But sister size is not a thing. 735 00:34:12,080 --> 00:34:14,520 Speaker 1: It's a thing that you educate someone. 736 00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:17,359 Speaker 3: About, and I just want to know because I am 737 00:34:17,440 --> 00:34:19,759 Speaker 3: so out of touch with like like I don't read 738 00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:23,640 Speaker 3: teen Vogue Anymore or teen Beet or all those magazines. 739 00:34:23,680 --> 00:34:25,520 Speaker 3: So all the girls who are in their twenties that 740 00:34:25,640 --> 00:34:28,719 Speaker 3: listen to this show. Is it a thing or am? 741 00:34:28,719 --> 00:34:30,719 Speaker 1: I think maybe it's like this gen Z thing like 742 00:34:30,920 --> 00:34:35,040 Speaker 1: Riz or like no Cap, like you think it's just 743 00:34:35,120 --> 00:34:37,000 Speaker 1: a slang that everyone knows. I don't think it is. 744 00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:38,280 Speaker 2: Maybe. 745 00:34:38,719 --> 00:34:41,719 Speaker 1: I mean, no, you didn't, and I wonder if Ali 746 00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:43,520 Speaker 1: would know. We should check. 747 00:34:44,080 --> 00:34:48,279 Speaker 2: But yeah, but I do know what sister size is. 748 00:34:49,560 --> 00:34:51,640 Speaker 1: You did not know that? Are you serious? 749 00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:52,880 Speaker 2: No? No? 750 00:34:53,160 --> 00:34:54,080 Speaker 1: Okay, of course good. 751 00:34:54,320 --> 00:34:56,080 Speaker 2: I was like, what it? You know? 752 00:34:56,200 --> 00:34:59,120 Speaker 1: What's so annoying about bras? My one of my favorite bras? 753 00:35:01,120 --> 00:35:04,040 Speaker 1: The bottom you know, it has two clasps on it 754 00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:06,680 Speaker 1: and the bottom one like you know, just like the 755 00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:09,879 Speaker 1: wire bent in the laundry or whatever, and so it's 756 00:35:09,960 --> 00:35:12,680 Speaker 1: just straight now and now it only I can't wear it. 757 00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:15,719 Speaker 1: I can't stand when a bra is just like, oh God, 758 00:35:16,360 --> 00:35:19,839 Speaker 1: like cliffhanger, like what one little class like I needed 759 00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:22,520 Speaker 1: to be solid across otherwise it feels like tight, and 760 00:35:22,600 --> 00:35:25,359 Speaker 1: the other ones it's just like spilling out on the end. 761 00:35:25,719 --> 00:35:28,319 Speaker 1: I don't like it, And so that bra is dead 762 00:35:28,400 --> 00:35:34,520 Speaker 1: to be now, I bro like bras are just so 763 00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:37,279 Speaker 1: confounding and every it's so funny that there's so many 764 00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:40,279 Speaker 1: memes about them and all women relate except. 765 00:35:40,040 --> 00:35:42,759 Speaker 2: The sin too hey to bras being. I mean, this 766 00:35:42,920 --> 00:35:46,279 Speaker 2: is like every man growing up is their whole existence 767 00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:49,800 Speaker 2: revolves around being able to reach around and unclassics such. 768 00:35:49,640 --> 00:35:51,880 Speaker 1: A simple thing that you guys freak out about, but 769 00:35:51,960 --> 00:35:53,000 Speaker 1: I get it, and it. 770 00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:57,760 Speaker 2: Takes any time at all. It's like an emasculating embarrassment. 771 00:35:59,239 --> 00:36:01,840 Speaker 1: Like putting con I was on a banana. Yes, you 772 00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:06,080 Speaker 1: should have to take a braw off a pumpkin, you know, 773 00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:08,719 Speaker 1: like we should have that because I just feel like, 774 00:36:09,560 --> 00:36:11,920 Speaker 1: regardless of if it's important or not, there's just so 775 00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:14,880 Speaker 1: much anxiety that goes along with sex stuff. And like 776 00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:18,719 Speaker 1: the other like like I didn't know that Dix could 777 00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:20,239 Speaker 1: like go all the way up. I just thought that 778 00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:23,160 Speaker 1: they would like go parallel or you know, perpendicular to 779 00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:25,120 Speaker 1: a man's body. And like I didn't know they could 780 00:36:25,160 --> 00:36:26,879 Speaker 1: go up more or curve. 781 00:36:27,239 --> 00:36:29,640 Speaker 2: Those are like wild. I mean I didn't know. 782 00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:31,200 Speaker 1: I just thought it would be like bone and then 783 00:36:31,239 --> 00:36:33,120 Speaker 1: it was just like straight. I did, like when it 784 00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:34,640 Speaker 1: you can just move it everywhere. 785 00:36:34,680 --> 00:36:36,799 Speaker 2: I don't know that you could push like there are 786 00:36:36,840 --> 00:36:39,440 Speaker 2: some dicks erect they do do like an arch like 787 00:36:39,520 --> 00:36:40,680 Speaker 2: the stock market going up. 788 00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:42,200 Speaker 1: Yes, that's so true. 789 00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:45,759 Speaker 2: Those are like pornographic. Those are like the big bat 790 00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:48,800 Speaker 2: blacklight of a pictures. 791 00:36:48,680 --> 00:36:53,359 Speaker 1: Plane taking off. Yeah, yeah, that's I didn't know. Well, 792 00:36:53,400 --> 00:36:55,680 Speaker 1: now I know. I thought dicks because you just see 793 00:36:55,719 --> 00:36:58,680 Speaker 1: guys going like, oh, I'm getting their your litter dicks hit. 794 00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:01,439 Speaker 1: I thought it was the dick getting hit that hurt. 795 00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:03,160 Speaker 1: I didn't realize it was the balls. So like when 796 00:37:03,160 --> 00:37:05,040 Speaker 1: I was first handling a dick, I was so delicate, 797 00:37:05,160 --> 00:37:10,879 Speaker 1: like I was handling artifact from a you know, archaeological 798 00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:14,759 Speaker 1: dig I just didn't want to touch it in any way. 799 00:37:15,080 --> 00:37:17,239 Speaker 1: And now I realize it's the balls that have the 800 00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:19,759 Speaker 1: dick get hurt too, I'm sure, but not the way 801 00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:25,239 Speaker 1: the balls I mean yeah, yeah, I didn't know that 802 00:37:25,320 --> 00:37:26,759 Speaker 1: it was mostly a ball or like. 803 00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:29,600 Speaker 2: A crowd at a celebrity crowd at the Grammys. 804 00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:33,440 Speaker 1: Sensitive yeah, stuck up. 805 00:37:33,880 --> 00:37:36,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, there's all the dick is stuck up. The balls 806 00:37:36,040 --> 00:37:36,560 Speaker 2: are sensitive. 807 00:37:36,719 --> 00:37:40,120 Speaker 1: Oh the balls yeah yeah yeah. Did you guys watch 808 00:37:40,160 --> 00:37:40,640 Speaker 1: the Grammys? 809 00:37:41,640 --> 00:37:44,640 Speaker 2: No, I meant to Billy Joel was there. M M, 810 00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:47,560 Speaker 2: that's my man, yep, he was there. 811 00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:50,479 Speaker 1: I was like trying trying to watch it, but because 812 00:37:50,520 --> 00:37:52,200 Speaker 1: we were at a dinner and there's so much talking 813 00:37:52,280 --> 00:37:56,759 Speaker 1: going on and socializing, it's like hard to watch and listen. 814 00:37:56,920 --> 00:38:00,960 Speaker 1: But yeah, but I really wanted too because I I 815 00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:03,640 Speaker 1: and you think you're gonna go back and watch, but 816 00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:06,000 Speaker 1: you just don't. I don't care about Dua Lipa's performance 817 00:38:06,080 --> 00:38:07,800 Speaker 1: after the fact, I just don't care. I want it. 818 00:38:07,840 --> 00:38:10,759 Speaker 1: I want to watch it live. I I I missed 819 00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:13,120 Speaker 1: it because we were late getting there and everyone was like, oh, 820 00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:14,680 Speaker 1: she killed it, and I'm like, oh, yeah, I'll just 821 00:38:14,719 --> 00:38:15,880 Speaker 1: watch that later. Have I watched it? 822 00:38:16,040 --> 00:38:16,080 Speaker 2: No? 823 00:38:16,320 --> 00:38:18,319 Speaker 1: It has it come across my feet a bunch? Yes? 824 00:38:18,440 --> 00:38:20,080 Speaker 1: And did I watch it? I didn't. No, I don't 825 00:38:20,120 --> 00:38:23,160 Speaker 1: have the time, but I have all the time. Miley 826 00:38:23,239 --> 00:38:25,279 Speaker 1: Cyrus's performance. I keep seeing clips of that. Have you 827 00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:25,759 Speaker 1: guys seen that? 828 00:38:26,640 --> 00:38:26,680 Speaker 2: No? 829 00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:31,400 Speaker 1: I didn't want to. Her looks, her hair, Yeah, oh 830 00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:34,719 Speaker 1: loved it. Yeah. She never pull it off, but she did. 831 00:38:36,040 --> 00:38:38,080 Speaker 1: I mean you could because you just have to be 832 00:38:38,680 --> 00:38:40,840 Speaker 1: rock and roll, like you just got to be so 833 00:38:41,080 --> 00:38:43,759 Speaker 1: confident and that that girl can pull off anything. Also, 834 00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:46,200 Speaker 1: she has zero percent body fat, so she can wear anything. 835 00:38:46,719 --> 00:38:52,120 Speaker 1: She also somethings she's had an eye operation that I like. 836 00:38:52,239 --> 00:38:55,040 Speaker 1: I think it looks good, but there's no question to 837 00:38:55,160 --> 00:38:57,160 Speaker 1: me that something's taken place there, And I can't believe 838 00:38:57,200 --> 00:38:58,680 Speaker 1: more people aren't talking about it. But I guess it's 839 00:38:58,719 --> 00:39:01,520 Speaker 1: none of our business. But to me, anytime someone gets 840 00:39:01,560 --> 00:39:03,400 Speaker 1: face work, we all talk about it. But this were not. 841 00:39:04,120 --> 00:39:05,880 Speaker 1: But maybe as part of her look like she had 842 00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:08,480 Speaker 1: this wone book like blown back hair, and so her 843 00:39:08,520 --> 00:39:10,400 Speaker 1: eyes were supposed to look like whoa, like they'd been 844 00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:13,600 Speaker 1: blown back as well. Maybe that was it, but I 845 00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:14,880 Speaker 1: can't imagine. 846 00:39:15,080 --> 00:39:15,800 Speaker 2: Sounds crazy. 847 00:39:16,719 --> 00:39:19,320 Speaker 1: No, no one's talking about it, Like I keep reading. 848 00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:21,520 Speaker 1: This is when I whenever I suspect someone had face work, 849 00:39:21,520 --> 00:39:23,040 Speaker 1: I just start to read the comments to go like, 850 00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:25,120 Speaker 1: who's gonna confirm it for me? Who else is seeing 851 00:39:25,120 --> 00:39:28,160 Speaker 1: what I'm seeing? No one's talking about it. Maybe she didn't. 852 00:39:28,280 --> 00:39:30,319 Speaker 1: As someone who tends to look at these kind of things, 853 00:39:30,840 --> 00:39:33,200 Speaker 1: I think an operation happened, which you know, no shade 854 00:39:33,239 --> 00:39:35,920 Speaker 1: because I'll do the same thing. But I liked. I 855 00:39:36,080 --> 00:39:37,879 Speaker 1: liked that she was like so excited that she won 856 00:39:38,920 --> 00:39:41,080 Speaker 1: a Grammy. I thought that was really cool that she 857 00:39:41,239 --> 00:39:42,920 Speaker 1: wasn't scared to just be like, I just won my 858 00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:46,520 Speaker 1: first Grammy, but I would I would have thought she 859 00:39:46,640 --> 00:39:48,520 Speaker 1: won more had she not say said that. Like I 860 00:39:48,600 --> 00:39:51,480 Speaker 1: was kind of like, that's she's only one one. I 861 00:39:51,560 --> 00:39:53,719 Speaker 1: was kind of like just yeah, I'd like how. 862 00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:54,080 Speaker 3: You make it. 863 00:39:54,400 --> 00:39:56,840 Speaker 1: But I liked that she said that because it it 864 00:39:57,000 --> 00:40:02,080 Speaker 1: showed that she's not yeah, that she's she isn't just 865 00:40:02,120 --> 00:40:04,200 Speaker 1: too cool for school, like it actually excites her and 866 00:40:04,280 --> 00:40:06,480 Speaker 1: she's before kind of come across like she's too cool 867 00:40:06,520 --> 00:40:06,920 Speaker 1: for school. 868 00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:11,680 Speaker 2: She did, I just won my third Grammy And then 869 00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:13,359 Speaker 2: like an announcer had to be like that was her 870 00:40:13,360 --> 00:40:13,960 Speaker 2: first Grammy. 871 00:40:14,400 --> 00:40:18,640 Speaker 1: No, they wouldn't. People would just go, I guess that's correct, Yeah, 872 00:40:18,680 --> 00:40:18,840 Speaker 1: you know. 873 00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:22,960 Speaker 2: Just make it that way on stage as a Grammy winner. 874 00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:25,600 Speaker 2: You should have said that it's Stephen Tyler's thing. 875 00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:26,840 Speaker 1: No one would question it. 876 00:40:26,880 --> 00:40:28,680 Speaker 2: They'd go to one Grammy for comedy. 877 00:40:29,200 --> 00:40:34,080 Speaker 1: Yeah of course, yeah I could. I could uh egg 878 00:40:35,120 --> 00:40:37,040 Speaker 1: out of all the like the closest I could get 879 00:40:37,080 --> 00:40:41,200 Speaker 1: to getting an egot is egg in what for? 880 00:40:41,320 --> 00:40:41,640 Speaker 4: What I do? 881 00:40:41,880 --> 00:40:48,120 Speaker 1: I think? But yeah, so she but I will say this. 882 00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:51,319 Speaker 1: I liked what she she gave like a speech when 883 00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:52,640 Speaker 1: she got one of her things and I kind of 884 00:40:52,640 --> 00:40:54,640 Speaker 1: overheard it because it's coming back from the bathroom because 885 00:40:54,640 --> 00:40:55,880 Speaker 1: I had to keep going to the bathroom because I 886 00:40:55,880 --> 00:40:58,839 Speaker 1: forgot to wear fucking deodorant, and I started smelling so bad, 887 00:40:59,600 --> 00:41:01,359 Speaker 1: and I like, I was just sitting at the table 888 00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:05,719 Speaker 1: like this, like looking looking really awkward, nervous, couldn't lift 889 00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:07,439 Speaker 1: up my arms because I was just so scared someone 890 00:41:07,480 --> 00:41:09,480 Speaker 1: would smell it. I want to tell you something, Nikki. 891 00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:12,000 Speaker 3: We had a parallel because I forgot to wear a 892 00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:14,600 Speaker 3: deodorant when I went bra shopping, which was like another reason. 893 00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:18,279 Speaker 1: Why I was dunk up those stock bra. I was like, 894 00:41:18,360 --> 00:41:22,040 Speaker 1: please don't make me put my arms too high, sister sink. 895 00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:27,000 Speaker 1: I found the best way to combat body odor is 896 00:41:27,120 --> 00:41:30,320 Speaker 1: to say you have it. When you're around people, Just 897 00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:32,520 Speaker 1: say I forgot deodorant. I know I might stink, and 898 00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:35,200 Speaker 1: anything that they could think about you is out the 899 00:41:35,239 --> 00:41:36,799 Speaker 1: window because you've already called it out. 900 00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:41,440 Speaker 2: So just say it to people, but make people aware 901 00:41:41,480 --> 00:41:43,480 Speaker 2: who weren't aware, but. 902 00:41:43,520 --> 00:41:45,360 Speaker 1: At least you've called it out. The worst thing is 903 00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:48,160 Speaker 1: to have someone smell it and think that you don't know. 904 00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:50,959 Speaker 1: I think that's the worst thing. Like I could smell someone, 905 00:41:51,040 --> 00:41:52,960 Speaker 1: but if if I know they know, then I'm like, 906 00:41:53,840 --> 00:41:56,040 Speaker 1: and they're like, you know, they're nervous about it. They're 907 00:41:56,040 --> 00:41:56,640 Speaker 1: not like, yeah, no. 908 00:41:56,840 --> 00:42:01,520 Speaker 2: Stink weakness, that's cool in there, Like I stink and. 909 00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:04,279 Speaker 1: I but I wasn't. Yeah, I wasn't good enough. I 910 00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:08,640 Speaker 1: wasn't friends enough enough, like Zoey Deschanel and her boyfriend 911 00:42:08,840 --> 00:42:12,600 Speaker 1: Jonathan Scott from Property Brothers. We were sitting right next 912 00:42:12,600 --> 00:42:15,560 Speaker 1: to them at the table, and and I wasn't We 913 00:42:15,640 --> 00:42:17,759 Speaker 1: were good enough friends at the end of the night. Yeah, 914 00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:20,560 Speaker 1: But at the when I first started smelling myself, I 915 00:42:20,680 --> 00:42:22,279 Speaker 1: was like, I can't tell them. I wanted to, but 916 00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:22,800 Speaker 1: I couldn't. 917 00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:25,000 Speaker 2: Before you leave, you go up the Zoe dish and 918 00:42:25,040 --> 00:42:27,359 Speaker 2: I go by the way. I know, I stank all 919 00:42:27,560 --> 00:42:28,359 Speaker 2: night and night. 920 00:42:28,640 --> 00:42:30,800 Speaker 1: Really, if you see me in the picture with them, like, 921 00:42:30,920 --> 00:42:33,359 Speaker 1: I'm scared to like put my arm around them because 922 00:42:33,360 --> 00:42:34,880 Speaker 1: I was so stinky. So I kept going to the 923 00:42:34,920 --> 00:42:36,960 Speaker 1: bathroom to wet down cloths, and my dress was so 924 00:42:37,040 --> 00:42:38,719 Speaker 1: tight I had to go through I couldn't go up 925 00:42:38,840 --> 00:42:42,120 Speaker 1: through the bottom because I couldn't reach the zipper behind, 926 00:42:42,120 --> 00:42:44,360 Speaker 1: so I had to go through my neck and go 927 00:42:44,560 --> 00:42:47,160 Speaker 1: in and wipe it. And I you know, wet a cloth, 928 00:42:47,280 --> 00:42:49,120 Speaker 1: I put soap on it, wet it. Then I do 929 00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:50,680 Speaker 1: another wet cloth and I dry it off. So I 930 00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:52,440 Speaker 1: kept going to the bathroom to take care of that. 931 00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:56,120 Speaker 1: And I was wearing this thong skims, so it was 932 00:42:56,200 --> 00:42:58,640 Speaker 1: like a skims that like sucks you in. It really 933 00:42:58,719 --> 00:43:01,839 Speaker 1: looks like a risk cough, like when you first put 934 00:43:01,880 --> 00:43:04,880 Speaker 1: it on and it's it's so tiny, barely goes over 935 00:43:04,920 --> 00:43:06,960 Speaker 1: your angle. Then you put it on, it sucks you in, 936 00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:11,400 Speaker 1: but it slowly rides up through the night and it 937 00:43:11,640 --> 00:43:14,480 Speaker 1: is splitting you. It's cleaving you in two because it's 938 00:43:14,520 --> 00:43:17,200 Speaker 1: a song, so it's just slicing you up. And so 939 00:43:17,360 --> 00:43:23,719 Speaker 1: then it was like severe advanced you know, almost like 940 00:43:23,920 --> 00:43:26,759 Speaker 1: infectionary camel tooe happening where it was just like it 941 00:43:26,880 --> 00:43:30,600 Speaker 1: hurts so bad. It hurts so bad when you have 942 00:43:30,719 --> 00:43:33,560 Speaker 1: this rubber band slicing you up the front of your crotch. 943 00:43:33,960 --> 00:43:35,440 Speaker 1: It was so painful. So I had to keep kept 944 00:43:35,440 --> 00:43:36,719 Speaker 1: going to the bathroom to pull that out. 945 00:43:38,040 --> 00:43:39,560 Speaker 2: And but what was it. 946 00:43:39,640 --> 00:43:41,160 Speaker 1: Oh, so when I was going to the bathroom, I 947 00:43:41,239 --> 00:43:43,920 Speaker 1: heard one of her speeches which was like I just 948 00:43:44,040 --> 00:43:46,719 Speaker 1: want to say, this does not change anything for me. 949 00:43:46,880 --> 00:43:49,160 Speaker 1: This doesn't really matter. I'm the same person that I 950 00:43:49,280 --> 00:43:51,440 Speaker 1: was went out Wow God this morning and it I 951 00:43:51,560 --> 00:43:54,239 Speaker 1: liked some of that of like, this isn't gonna change 952 00:43:54,280 --> 00:43:56,880 Speaker 1: my life. So she had both of it going like 953 00:43:56,960 --> 00:43:58,560 Speaker 1: she was very excited about it, but she was also like, 954 00:43:58,760 --> 00:44:01,520 Speaker 1: don't think that this makes any me any different. And 955 00:44:01,600 --> 00:44:03,840 Speaker 1: then I also love that during when she was singing 956 00:44:03,960 --> 00:44:07,480 Speaker 1: I Can buy Myself Flowers, she you could tell that 957 00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:10,000 Speaker 1: she noticed the crowd was being too cool for school 958 00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:13,160 Speaker 1: and probably only Taylor Swift was like up dancing singing 959 00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:15,799 Speaker 1: along because that's how she does at award shows because 960 00:44:15,800 --> 00:44:18,960 Speaker 1: she has fun. But you could tell Miley was like, 961 00:44:19,080 --> 00:44:21,120 Speaker 1: what the fuck, No one's singing along? And you see 962 00:44:21,120 --> 00:44:23,000 Speaker 1: at one point she goes, oh, don't even act like 963 00:44:23,080 --> 00:44:24,800 Speaker 1: you don't know what this song is, and she was like, 964 00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:26,799 Speaker 1: she like calls them out, and she like fucked up 965 00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:28,200 Speaker 1: a lyric to be able to say that to them. 966 00:44:28,239 --> 00:44:30,040 Speaker 1: I really liked that her calling them out. 967 00:44:30,120 --> 00:44:33,680 Speaker 2: She's that's the equipment to Ricky Gervais saying like, oh, 968 00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:35,560 Speaker 2: I'm sure you're so offended that I made fun of 969 00:44:35,640 --> 00:44:38,279 Speaker 2: j Loo, Like when you do that, you're you're just 970 00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:40,080 Speaker 2: showing them you just have to tell them how you're 971 00:44:40,120 --> 00:44:41,759 Speaker 2: supposed to how they're supposed to respond to you. 972 00:44:43,200 --> 00:44:44,960 Speaker 1: You're right, I was like towing that line of like 973 00:44:45,080 --> 00:44:47,320 Speaker 1: wanting them to like me but also telling the truth. 974 00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:50,880 Speaker 1: And you have to go all in and go, oh, really, 975 00:44:51,400 --> 00:44:53,759 Speaker 1: are you so sad that I said, well, who here 976 00:44:53,840 --> 00:44:56,160 Speaker 1: saw this video? Tell me one thing that happened in 977 00:44:56,239 --> 00:44:58,560 Speaker 1: that music video? Can one person raise their hand and 978 00:44:58,600 --> 00:45:01,200 Speaker 1: tell me one thing that happened in the video that 979 00:45:01,200 --> 00:45:04,359 Speaker 1: would have been a great thing to do. You're right, Okay, I'm. 980 00:45:04,239 --> 00:45:07,120 Speaker 2: Gonna start seem like to upset. You can't seem you 981 00:45:07,160 --> 00:45:08,520 Speaker 2: can't see like joy. 982 00:45:08,680 --> 00:45:15,000 Speaker 1: You can't start That's how I felt. But you can't 983 00:45:15,120 --> 00:45:17,080 Speaker 1: say that, Yeah, you can't get too emotional. 984 00:45:18,320 --> 00:45:21,399 Speaker 2: Fine joke jab, I'm sure you all saw the video. 985 00:45:21,520 --> 00:45:24,319 Speaker 2: Sure you all have a video on repeat on your man. 986 00:45:24,440 --> 00:45:28,000 Speaker 2: I'm sure it's your your iPhone wallpaper? Is this picture 987 00:45:28,040 --> 00:45:29,280 Speaker 2: of j Loo with her rigs? 988 00:45:29,880 --> 00:45:32,399 Speaker 1: That's what whenever I do a joke about a burn 989 00:45:32,520 --> 00:45:35,000 Speaker 1: victim or a burn survivor and my set not a 990 00:45:35,120 --> 00:45:38,640 Speaker 1: joke about them, but I reference what a burn survivor 991 00:45:38,680 --> 00:45:43,000 Speaker 1: looks like, and people go oh, and I go, what 992 00:45:43,160 --> 00:45:45,440 Speaker 1: do you do? You think they look different? Am I Like, 993 00:45:45,800 --> 00:45:48,520 Speaker 1: I'm just describing what they look like. I'm not being mean. 994 00:45:48,800 --> 00:45:51,680 Speaker 1: It literally is just a description. I'm just trying to 995 00:45:52,560 --> 00:45:55,440 Speaker 1: convey what I notice. And people just get so go 996 00:45:56,239 --> 00:45:59,040 Speaker 1: oh and I go oh, I get so mad. I go, really, 997 00:45:59,239 --> 00:46:01,600 Speaker 1: I go, have you ever staying a burn survivor? Their 998 00:46:01,680 --> 00:46:04,840 Speaker 1: faces looked aft, like I freak out because they just 999 00:46:05,280 --> 00:46:08,600 Speaker 1: this whole thing of like I am offended. Why I 1000 00:46:08,640 --> 00:46:11,759 Speaker 1: didn't say they deserved it. I didn't say I hate 1001 00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:13,920 Speaker 1: them and think they should. You know, I was almost 1002 00:46:13,920 --> 00:46:16,600 Speaker 1: gonna say, be burned alive, but that already happened. I was, 1003 00:46:16,800 --> 00:46:18,560 Speaker 1: you know, it's just a fucking truth. 1004 00:46:18,680 --> 00:46:21,600 Speaker 2: But was it that said like this story where someone 1005 00:46:21,680 --> 00:46:23,920 Speaker 2: goes that that person is this you, that there's a 1006 00:46:23,960 --> 00:46:26,200 Speaker 2: person in a wheelchair, and then they go, oh my god, 1007 00:46:26,239 --> 00:46:28,279 Speaker 2: and that's you. That's and then yes, and then you go, 1008 00:46:28,520 --> 00:46:29,480 Speaker 2: he knows is that you? 1009 00:46:29,719 --> 00:46:30,319 Speaker 1: Yeah, he knows. 1010 00:46:30,600 --> 00:46:31,400 Speaker 2: Yeah, that's funny. 1011 00:46:31,520 --> 00:46:36,120 Speaker 1: Yes. Thanks. Well. One time I literally I saw a 1012 00:46:36,200 --> 00:46:38,719 Speaker 1: burn survivor and a car next to me, like we 1013 00:46:38,800 --> 00:46:41,640 Speaker 1: were at a stoplight, and I like just looked over 1014 00:46:41,960 --> 00:46:47,720 Speaker 1: and I shrieked in horror, not on purpose, instinctually because 1015 00:46:47,760 --> 00:46:50,640 Speaker 1: there was a severely disfigured person that looked like a 1016 00:46:50,680 --> 00:46:55,840 Speaker 1: Halloween mass that looked frightening, because a burnt face should 1017 00:46:55,880 --> 00:46:58,440 Speaker 1: look frightening. You should try to This is survival you 1018 00:46:58,480 --> 00:47:00,640 Speaker 1: should try to have if you see things that look 1019 00:47:00,719 --> 00:47:04,600 Speaker 1: frightening or that could cause damage to like it's that, 1020 00:47:04,880 --> 00:47:07,680 Speaker 1: you know it. There's a reason I didn't like. I 1021 00:47:07,760 --> 00:47:11,680 Speaker 1: felt so bad, so bad, but I just can't help 1022 00:47:11,760 --> 00:47:13,520 Speaker 1: the way I react. 1023 00:47:13,760 --> 00:47:16,279 Speaker 2: You know, it's a natural reaction. It's hard to not 1024 00:47:16,480 --> 00:47:20,000 Speaker 2: react that way. The person who is burned is not dangerous. 1025 00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:22,520 Speaker 2: I don't know if like the evolutionary standpoint, but maybe 1026 00:47:22,600 --> 00:47:25,320 Speaker 2: in terms of like reproducing with them or something, but 1027 00:47:26,360 --> 00:47:27,040 Speaker 2: it is, Yeah. 1028 00:47:26,880 --> 00:47:30,000 Speaker 1: That's probably it. But they wouldn't have survived in back 1029 00:47:30,040 --> 00:47:32,160 Speaker 1: in the day and came in days you would never 1030 00:47:32,200 --> 00:47:32,960 Speaker 1: see a burn victim. 1031 00:47:33,120 --> 00:47:35,839 Speaker 2: It's tough to put yourself in their position and then 1032 00:47:36,200 --> 00:47:39,840 Speaker 2: just be thoughtful. Every every five minutes someone is shrieking 1033 00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:40,400 Speaker 2: in horror. 1034 00:47:40,680 --> 00:47:44,360 Speaker 3: You no, I know, you would also hope that the 1035 00:47:44,719 --> 00:47:48,160 Speaker 3: care that they receive a part of it is, you know, 1036 00:47:48,280 --> 00:47:51,560 Speaker 3: like learning to deal with people's reactions and how to 1037 00:47:51,680 --> 00:47:52,840 Speaker 3: not take it so personally. 1038 00:47:53,400 --> 00:47:54,600 Speaker 2: Yes, that's tough. 1039 00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:58,120 Speaker 1: It was. It was I felt. I felt horrible, but 1040 00:47:58,280 --> 00:48:00,520 Speaker 1: I also I couldn't blame myself. It's not like I 1041 00:48:00,640 --> 00:48:04,239 Speaker 1: wanted to have that reaction and now, and I think 1042 00:48:04,320 --> 00:48:07,439 Speaker 1: that it did. There was a lesson learned there where, 1043 00:48:07,520 --> 00:48:11,080 Speaker 1: Like I think after that moment, my brain was like, 1044 00:48:11,480 --> 00:48:14,120 Speaker 1: you don't get to react as soon as you want 1045 00:48:14,160 --> 00:48:16,840 Speaker 1: to on things when you're scared anymore, Like have a 1046 00:48:17,080 --> 00:48:19,600 Speaker 1: there's gotta be a little bit of a delay or something. 1047 00:48:19,680 --> 00:48:22,080 Speaker 1: I had to. I think that I adjusted my timing 1048 00:48:22,600 --> 00:48:24,759 Speaker 1: in my body because I felt so bad about that. 1049 00:48:24,840 --> 00:48:26,719 Speaker 1: But yeah, they must, they deal with that all the time. 1050 00:48:26,760 --> 00:48:29,800 Speaker 1: I mean, but to act like you don't, act like 1051 00:48:29,880 --> 00:48:31,840 Speaker 1: there's not a difference between their face and ours is 1052 00:48:31,880 --> 00:48:35,000 Speaker 1: an insane thing. And to not acknowledge it, that's where 1053 00:48:35,040 --> 00:48:38,000 Speaker 1: I just go like, oh really, Oh you don't see it? Cool? 1054 00:48:40,080 --> 00:48:42,319 Speaker 1: All right, we gotta go to a break. We'll talk. Brian, 1055 00:48:42,360 --> 00:48:44,440 Speaker 1: you got to come up with an embarrassing story for us. 1056 00:48:44,480 --> 00:48:45,400 Speaker 2: Did that it happened this weekend? 1057 00:48:45,800 --> 00:48:48,239 Speaker 1: Yeah, you gotta have one. We'll see if you hate 1058 00:48:48,280 --> 00:48:54,320 Speaker 1: drums one up after this. So the Grammy party was 1059 00:48:54,719 --> 00:48:58,760 Speaker 1: super fun and it was worth the thousands of dollars 1060 00:48:58,760 --> 00:49:01,879 Speaker 1: I spent to do it for sure, because even though 1061 00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:05,440 Speaker 1: I don't know that I really helped this organization, when 1062 00:49:05,600 --> 00:49:08,880 Speaker 1: you meet Tyler, and I didn't want to bother him 1063 00:49:08,880 --> 00:49:11,640 Speaker 1: because he I know, the even reason I was there 1064 00:49:11,760 --> 00:49:14,400 Speaker 1: was because of doctors. I tells my surgeon who did 1065 00:49:14,440 --> 00:49:17,400 Speaker 1: my vocal cord surgery, he did Steven Tyler's vocal cords, 1066 00:49:17,600 --> 00:49:20,080 Speaker 1: and I think he told Stephen about me, and then 1067 00:49:20,120 --> 00:49:24,760 Speaker 1: Stephen booked me on an event last year in Vegas, 1068 00:49:25,320 --> 00:49:27,000 Speaker 1: and Stephen wasn't able to make it to that event, 1069 00:49:27,080 --> 00:49:29,840 Speaker 1: but then this year I got invited to this anyway, 1070 00:49:29,880 --> 00:49:33,920 Speaker 1: so I'm I'm on a list, and Steven's voice is 1071 00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:38,040 Speaker 1: really fucked right now, and he was like I shouldn't 1072 00:49:38,040 --> 00:49:40,200 Speaker 1: even be talking like when he was like presenting stuff 1073 00:49:40,280 --> 00:49:41,880 Speaker 1: like he was like I should My doctor says I 1074 00:49:41,920 --> 00:49:45,040 Speaker 1: shouldn't even be doing this, and so I Chris was like, 1075 00:49:45,080 --> 00:49:46,920 Speaker 1: you should go say hi, and I'm like, I don't know. 1076 00:49:47,160 --> 00:49:49,520 Speaker 1: I don't want to take any of that man's vocal 1077 00:49:49,560 --> 00:49:51,440 Speaker 1: cord energy. So I didn't meet him. But he was 1078 00:49:51,680 --> 00:49:54,440 Speaker 1: really funny and cool and looks amazing and played the 1079 00:49:54,520 --> 00:49:56,800 Speaker 1: drums and stuff and that was cool, but so A 1080 00:49:56,880 --> 00:49:59,800 Speaker 1: Deschanel was at my table and her boyfriend, and we 1081 00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:02,719 Speaker 1: became pretty great friends with them by then the night, 1082 00:50:02,760 --> 00:50:06,400 Speaker 1: I will say she asked for my number at the 1083 00:50:06,480 --> 00:50:09,279 Speaker 1: end of the night like that because I'm never gonna 1084 00:50:09,280 --> 00:50:11,200 Speaker 1: ask for her number even though I wanted it, and 1085 00:50:11,320 --> 00:50:12,640 Speaker 1: I was like, I want to stay in touch with it. 1086 00:50:12,719 --> 00:50:14,920 Speaker 1: She invited me to her birthday party, like she is 1087 00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:16,920 Speaker 1: so nice. We got along right away. She knew she 1088 00:50:16,960 --> 00:50:18,719 Speaker 1: already knew who I was, so that was nice. But 1089 00:50:18,880 --> 00:50:21,560 Speaker 1: she also she hosted the event and she was so funny. 1090 00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:26,440 Speaker 1: I was so impressed and so we it was it 1091 00:50:26,520 --> 00:50:27,879 Speaker 1: was just a nice way to bond over that where 1092 00:50:27,880 --> 00:50:29,560 Speaker 1: I'm like, this is a hell gig and you just 1093 00:50:29,680 --> 00:50:31,880 Speaker 1: killed it. And so we got along. And then I 1094 00:50:31,920 --> 00:50:33,640 Speaker 1: asked them how they met, because they're just like such 1095 00:50:33,680 --> 00:50:37,080 Speaker 1: a funny couple pairing. Everyone's like Zoe Desnel and the 1096 00:50:37,160 --> 00:50:39,640 Speaker 1: Property Brother, and it was really cool to hear how 1097 00:50:39,680 --> 00:50:43,200 Speaker 1: they met. They met on carpool karaoke. They were both 1098 00:50:43,320 --> 00:50:48,000 Speaker 1: doing carpoo karaoke and he's just so funny and so 1099 00:50:48,200 --> 00:50:50,440 Speaker 1: nice and so cool. And even Chris was like I 1100 00:50:50,560 --> 00:50:53,160 Speaker 1: remember just being real suspicious of that relationship of like 1101 00:50:53,239 --> 00:50:55,160 Speaker 1: why are they together? This seems so weird, and he's like, 1102 00:50:55,280 --> 00:50:57,000 Speaker 1: I could not support it anymore. He was like, I 1103 00:50:57,040 --> 00:50:58,839 Speaker 1: want to do a press tour about them and how 1104 00:50:58,920 --> 00:51:00,680 Speaker 1: cool they are and how much they belong together and 1105 00:51:00,760 --> 00:51:02,680 Speaker 1: how sweet they are, And it was just they were 1106 00:51:02,760 --> 00:51:06,400 Speaker 1: just so funny and so nice and just so personable. 1107 00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:09,520 Speaker 1: And you know, I don't like to bug celebrities, Like 1108 00:51:09,560 --> 00:51:11,120 Speaker 1: if they would have just wanted to stay and talk 1109 00:51:11,160 --> 00:51:13,080 Speaker 1: to themselves, I wouldn't have even noticed or cared. I 1110 00:51:13,080 --> 00:51:15,120 Speaker 1: would have been like, that's yeah, of course, Like they don't, 1111 00:51:15,320 --> 00:51:16,960 Speaker 1: but they went out of their way to include us 1112 00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:20,760 Speaker 1: in the conversation and just so nice. And Tiffany Hattters 1113 00:51:20,840 --> 00:51:24,640 Speaker 1: was at my table, and my friend Chris Porter, Dean 1114 00:51:24,719 --> 00:51:29,319 Speaker 1: del Rey, Greg Fitzimmons was there, Bob a Booie was there, 1115 00:51:30,640 --> 00:51:36,680 Speaker 1: Sammy Hagar Frasier was sitting right behind me. Who else? 1116 00:51:37,040 --> 00:51:40,040 Speaker 1: Bill Burr showed up and donated a bunch of money 1117 00:51:40,400 --> 00:51:42,839 Speaker 1: for just you know, at the start of the auction, 1118 00:51:42,960 --> 00:51:44,800 Speaker 1: before they did the items, they were just like, who's 1119 00:51:44,800 --> 00:51:46,800 Speaker 1: here to give one hundred thousand dollars? Who's ready to 1120 00:51:46,880 --> 00:51:49,520 Speaker 1: do that? And then people were just like just donating 1121 00:51:49,560 --> 00:51:51,520 Speaker 1: money without any incentive. They were like giving them a 1122 00:51:51,560 --> 00:51:54,640 Speaker 1: scarf that Stephen signed. But Bill Burr was one of 1123 00:51:54,640 --> 00:51:57,120 Speaker 1: the people that donated a big sum of money, which 1124 00:51:57,200 --> 00:51:59,160 Speaker 1: was really cool. And I was like, man, I can't 1125 00:51:59,160 --> 00:52:00,759 Speaker 1: wait to get to that point where I'm just like, yeah, 1126 00:52:00,840 --> 00:52:03,160 Speaker 1: ten grand, like let's do it. Just raise my hand 1127 00:52:03,200 --> 00:52:04,800 Speaker 1: casually while I'm in the middle of a conversation. He 1128 00:52:04,880 --> 00:52:10,200 Speaker 1: looked so cool and I'm trying to think of anyone else. Yeah, 1129 00:52:10,200 --> 00:52:14,600 Speaker 1: it was it was fun. And oh and Bobby Burke 1130 00:52:14,640 --> 00:52:18,560 Speaker 1: from Queer Eye. I met him a while ago at 1131 00:52:18,680 --> 00:52:22,040 Speaker 1: my one of my friends, my friend who was my 1132 00:52:22,160 --> 00:52:25,719 Speaker 1: vocal coach for Dancing with the Star or sorry mass Singer. 1133 00:52:25,880 --> 00:52:27,920 Speaker 1: I became really good friends with her, Amy Chapman. She 1134 00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:30,120 Speaker 1: invited me to this like dinner that she was making 1135 00:52:30,160 --> 00:52:32,400 Speaker 1: one night, and Bobby Burke from Queerye was there. And 1136 00:52:32,440 --> 00:52:35,160 Speaker 1: I don't really watch Queer Eye, so I wasn't that intimidated, 1137 00:52:35,200 --> 00:52:36,920 Speaker 1: but I've come to find out it's like he's very, 1138 00:52:37,040 --> 00:52:40,160 Speaker 1: very famous and so talented and so cool. And so 1139 00:52:40,280 --> 00:52:41,799 Speaker 1: he was there again, so I got to see him again, 1140 00:52:41,840 --> 00:52:44,839 Speaker 1: which is always nice, and we hit it off again 1141 00:52:44,920 --> 00:52:48,080 Speaker 1: and that was fun. Yeah, it's just it's fun to 1142 00:52:50,840 --> 00:52:53,120 Speaker 1: it was a good night. It was Yeah, I was good. 1143 00:52:53,360 --> 00:52:53,480 Speaker 2: You know. 1144 00:52:55,239 --> 00:52:57,279 Speaker 1: It went It started at like three p thirty, but 1145 00:52:57,320 --> 00:52:59,760 Speaker 1: I probably got there at five and it went until 1146 00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:02,000 Speaker 1: we left it like eleven thirty. 1147 00:53:02,320 --> 00:53:02,560 Speaker 2: Wow. 1148 00:53:02,640 --> 00:53:04,120 Speaker 1: And then we went home and finished Killers of the 1149 00:53:04,160 --> 00:53:06,120 Speaker 1: Flower Moon, which I did have to chop into two nights. 1150 00:53:06,120 --> 00:53:10,080 Speaker 1: I'm trying to watch all the Best Picture nominees. Have 1151 00:53:10,200 --> 00:53:11,359 Speaker 1: you watched Killers of the Flower Moon? 1152 00:53:11,520 --> 00:53:12,600 Speaker 2: Yeah? I saw it in theaters. 1153 00:53:13,080 --> 00:53:17,000 Speaker 1: Oh my god, final thought, how did you get through 1154 00:53:17,080 --> 00:53:18,920 Speaker 1: that in one sitting? Did you go to the bathroom? 1155 00:53:18,960 --> 00:53:19,680 Speaker 1: Did you miss the scene? 1156 00:53:19,760 --> 00:53:19,800 Speaker 4: Like? 1157 00:53:19,840 --> 00:53:20,320 Speaker 1: What did you do? 1158 00:53:20,719 --> 00:53:24,359 Speaker 2: Complete cookie one? Complete cookie. 1159 00:53:26,239 --> 00:53:28,160 Speaker 1: On? Did you go You didn't go to the bathroom 1160 00:53:28,160 --> 00:53:28,400 Speaker 1: at all? 1161 00:53:28,800 --> 00:53:28,840 Speaker 2: No? 1162 00:53:29,200 --> 00:53:31,480 Speaker 1: No, wow, because I would have. I would have been like, 1163 00:53:31,520 --> 00:53:33,839 Speaker 1: can anyone pause it? Like I feel like with movies now, 1164 00:53:33,920 --> 00:53:36,920 Speaker 1: I just I can't go to movie theaters because I 1165 00:53:37,080 --> 00:53:39,439 Speaker 1: want to pause and rewind because I miss something because 1166 00:53:39,440 --> 00:53:41,319 Speaker 1: I was you know, like, yeah, you miss things. Now 1167 00:53:41,520 --> 00:53:43,040 Speaker 1: when you watch things at home and you stream them, 1168 00:53:43,080 --> 00:53:45,759 Speaker 1: you can really absorb the whole thing. So Killers of 1169 00:53:45,760 --> 00:53:50,719 Speaker 1: the Flower Moon so long? Three hours and forty seven minutes. Yeah, 1170 00:53:51,320 --> 00:53:55,120 Speaker 1: can I just say no, no? You did? 1171 00:53:55,440 --> 00:53:57,880 Speaker 2: Really? I like when a movie well because think about it, 1172 00:53:58,320 --> 00:54:02,040 Speaker 2: most most isn't it days we're watching series and like 1173 00:54:02,120 --> 00:54:04,800 Speaker 2: a series is like ten episodes and it's like ten hours, 1174 00:54:05,239 --> 00:54:08,640 Speaker 2: and you get spending that much time with those characters. 1175 00:54:08,760 --> 00:54:09,760 Speaker 1: I get breaks. 1176 00:54:09,880 --> 00:54:13,000 Speaker 2: I appreciate the breaks, but I'm talking about like just 1177 00:54:13,480 --> 00:54:15,239 Speaker 2: sometimes I watch a movie that's an hour and a 1178 00:54:15,320 --> 00:54:17,320 Speaker 2: half and I'm like, I would have loved to have 1179 00:54:17,400 --> 00:54:20,080 Speaker 2: seen those characters for like five six more hours. 1180 00:54:20,160 --> 00:54:23,440 Speaker 1: Totally. Yeah, you know what, I will say that it 1181 00:54:23,560 --> 00:54:26,279 Speaker 1: is too long, but I loved being able to chop 1182 00:54:26,360 --> 00:54:29,480 Speaker 1: it up like like an episodic thing. So Chris and 1183 00:54:29,520 --> 00:54:31,560 Speaker 1: I watched it over two nights, and it was nice 1184 00:54:31,560 --> 00:54:32,960 Speaker 1: because I watched the first half and then I got 1185 00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:34,799 Speaker 1: to think about it and go, like, what is going 1186 00:54:34,880 --> 00:54:37,120 Speaker 1: to happen with this? Who did kill Anna? What is 1187 00:54:37,320 --> 00:54:41,040 Speaker 1: you know? Is Hal responsible for all? Like all that 1188 00:54:41,160 --> 00:54:43,160 Speaker 1: I was starting to it was rumor. I was able 1189 00:54:43,200 --> 00:54:44,839 Speaker 1: to ruminate on it. It was much like when you're 1190 00:54:44,880 --> 00:54:47,280 Speaker 1: watching a series, and then yeah, I was so excited 1191 00:54:47,320 --> 00:54:49,280 Speaker 1: to get home to finish it, to find out what happened. 1192 00:54:49,280 --> 00:54:50,640 Speaker 1: And then I was sad when it was over because 1193 00:54:50,640 --> 00:54:52,640 Speaker 1: it did feel like a TV show that ended too soon. 1194 00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:54,319 Speaker 1: But yeah, you got to chop that. 1195 00:54:54,680 --> 00:54:58,360 Speaker 2: Movie up on HBO Max or on Max where you 1196 00:54:58,400 --> 00:54:59,880 Speaker 2: can turn a movie into a series. 1197 00:55:00,160 --> 00:55:00,799 Speaker 1: That's a good idea. 1198 00:55:00,920 --> 00:55:01,880 Speaker 2: He'll chop it up for you. 1199 00:55:02,719 --> 00:55:08,080 Speaker 1: Leo was amazing. He is the best actor ever. His 1200 00:55:08,360 --> 00:55:11,480 Speaker 1: face was in a permanent perma scowl. The entire thing. 1201 00:55:12,360 --> 00:55:15,520 Speaker 2: You had, the old, the old, the face that all 1202 00:55:15,760 --> 00:55:17,480 Speaker 2: people from the eighteen hundreds had all. 1203 00:55:17,800 --> 00:55:20,759 Speaker 1: Yeah, he had this, like Grimace, the entire thing that 1204 00:55:20,960 --> 00:55:24,880 Speaker 1: definitely is not natural for his face to look like that. Yes, perfect, Brian, 1205 00:55:25,480 --> 00:55:29,680 Speaker 1: that's it. Yeah, the whole thing. And even when he smiles, 1206 00:55:29,760 --> 00:55:33,120 Speaker 1: he has it. And it was so Its just I 1207 00:55:33,200 --> 00:55:35,560 Speaker 1: felt bad for him because I was like, that's gonna 1208 00:55:35,600 --> 00:55:37,120 Speaker 1: wrinkle his skin so badly. 1209 00:55:37,520 --> 00:55:38,640 Speaker 2: Yeah, but what does he care. 1210 00:55:39,200 --> 00:55:39,799 Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. 1211 00:55:39,960 --> 00:55:41,600 Speaker 2: He's going to look better if he gets wrinkled. He's 1212 00:55:41,600 --> 00:55:44,960 Speaker 2: got transition into his old man face. Now, yeah, you're 1213 00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:47,040 Speaker 2: going to start the transition to where he's starting to 1214 00:55:47,080 --> 00:55:50,839 Speaker 2: play characters who are these grizzled like he still has 1215 00:55:51,080 --> 00:55:53,800 Speaker 2: a few like baby face features that he needs to 1216 00:55:53,920 --> 00:55:55,200 Speaker 2: destroy at this point. 1217 00:55:56,040 --> 00:55:59,440 Speaker 1: This movie did it. Yeah, his face contorting it in 1218 00:55:59,560 --> 00:56:01,840 Speaker 1: that way. He just looks like he's in pain. The 1219 00:56:02,040 --> 00:56:04,800 Speaker 1: entire the entire movie. But he's so man. I just 1220 00:56:04,840 --> 00:56:07,600 Speaker 1: saw a recent clip from Eating Gilbert Grape, What's Eating 1221 00:56:07,640 --> 00:56:09,880 Speaker 1: Gilbert Grape. It was the scene where he discovers his 1222 00:56:09,960 --> 00:56:14,399 Speaker 1: mom's dead and he's like, you know, dude, I can't 1223 00:56:14,520 --> 00:56:17,880 Speaker 1: believe how good he is. I'm watching that. I'm like, 1224 00:56:17,920 --> 00:56:24,359 Speaker 1: this is a child, and he seems so like mentally handicapped, 1225 00:56:24,440 --> 00:56:27,279 Speaker 1: like without question, he's making these little movements of his 1226 00:56:27,400 --> 00:56:30,120 Speaker 1: face and little decisions and apparently in that scene they 1227 00:56:30,200 --> 00:56:32,400 Speaker 1: just let him go and do what he wanted and 1228 00:56:32,680 --> 00:56:35,600 Speaker 1: it wasn't really scripted, and it was I just was 1229 00:56:35,680 --> 00:56:40,120 Speaker 1: reminded of what an incredible talent he is, like just superhuman, 1230 00:56:40,239 --> 00:56:41,799 Speaker 1: almost able to embody someone else. 1231 00:56:41,840 --> 00:56:47,880 Speaker 2: But I agreed day Lewis, which I'm so sad that 1232 00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:50,920 Speaker 2: he retired. But everything, every single thing that he did, 1233 00:56:51,120 --> 00:56:54,680 Speaker 2: I was just like, he elevates the movie, elevates the script. 1234 00:56:55,440 --> 00:56:56,360 Speaker 2: It's amazing. 1235 00:56:57,200 --> 00:57:01,520 Speaker 1: DeNiro was great. Martin Swors he was so distracting at 1236 00:57:01,520 --> 00:57:02,399 Speaker 1: the very end of the film. 1237 00:57:03,360 --> 00:57:04,399 Speaker 2: Yeah, that was weird. 1238 00:57:04,520 --> 00:57:08,359 Speaker 1: I really disliked that. I get it that you want 1239 00:57:08,400 --> 00:57:10,000 Speaker 1: to hitchcock, have your hitchcock. 1240 00:57:10,040 --> 00:57:10,080 Speaker 2: Mo. 1241 00:57:10,239 --> 00:57:11,719 Speaker 1: Does he do this in every movie? Because I don't 1242 00:57:11,719 --> 00:57:15,680 Speaker 1: remember him in other films that I've seen. Has he 1243 00:57:15,840 --> 00:57:17,480 Speaker 1: inserted himself in every movie he does? 1244 00:57:17,880 --> 00:57:20,400 Speaker 2: He's been in movies before, but I don't know every movie. 1245 00:57:20,560 --> 00:57:24,000 Speaker 1: I love him. I loved him in Pretend It's the 1246 00:57:24,040 --> 00:57:26,680 Speaker 1: City or whatever he did with fran Leebowitz. I just 1247 00:57:26,800 --> 00:57:29,000 Speaker 1: love him. I'll watch him all day. But I did 1248 00:57:29,120 --> 00:57:31,440 Speaker 1: not like he needs to play a character that doesn't 1249 00:57:31,440 --> 00:57:33,920 Speaker 1: have an important role. So he comes into the end 1250 00:57:34,040 --> 00:57:37,480 Speaker 1: at him in a moment where you're like kind of learning. 1251 00:57:38,040 --> 00:57:40,040 Speaker 1: It's almost like the epilogue to the film is the 1252 00:57:40,480 --> 00:57:42,840 Speaker 1: last scene, and you're learning what becomes of all these people, 1253 00:57:43,360 --> 00:57:48,240 Speaker 1: and he has this monologue in which you really feel 1254 00:57:48,400 --> 00:57:51,240 Speaker 1: you it wraps it all up. And I realized halfway 1255 00:57:51,280 --> 00:57:53,840 Speaker 1: through I haven't heard anything he said, because I am 1256 00:57:54,040 --> 00:57:56,920 Speaker 1: so like, oh my god, that's the director. But I 1257 00:57:57,040 --> 00:58:00,960 Speaker 1: wonder how he directed himself. I wonder how I'm just like, ah, 1258 00:58:01,080 --> 00:58:03,480 Speaker 1: he looks like this, Oh he's actually a good actor, 1259 00:58:03,680 --> 00:58:08,240 Speaker 1: and like, my stupid you know girl mind is just 1260 00:58:08,320 --> 00:58:10,360 Speaker 1: going berserk about all the different things. And then I 1261 00:58:10,400 --> 00:58:14,280 Speaker 1: don't even realize that there's some really good you know, 1262 00:58:14,480 --> 00:58:17,680 Speaker 1: uh what's the word called uh? When they when they 1263 00:58:17,960 --> 00:58:19,040 Speaker 1: describe what's happening. 1264 00:58:19,200 --> 00:58:20,600 Speaker 2: What's it called narration? 1265 00:58:21,280 --> 00:58:24,680 Speaker 1: No, it's a word that that people will say, Yes, 1266 00:58:24,760 --> 00:58:28,000 Speaker 1: there's an amazing exposition happening right here. And I've lost 1267 00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:29,760 Speaker 1: it all because I'm so distracted by him. But I 1268 00:58:29,840 --> 00:58:31,240 Speaker 1: just kind of like it. I still liked it. I 1269 00:58:31,280 --> 00:58:32,800 Speaker 1: was a little dazzled. It was a little tricky. You 1270 00:58:32,920 --> 00:58:36,840 Speaker 1: just go, oh my god, that's Marty. Yeah, and I've 1271 00:58:36,840 --> 00:58:39,520 Speaker 1: been watching I watched Maestro last night. Have you seen Maestro? 1272 00:58:40,520 --> 00:58:42,120 Speaker 2: No, But I do want to say I looked it up. 1273 00:58:42,200 --> 00:58:45,040 Speaker 2: There's Martin Scorsese has a cameo on almost every movie 1274 00:58:45,120 --> 00:58:48,440 Speaker 2: that he really Sometimes it's audio only, like in The 1275 00:58:48,480 --> 00:58:54,720 Speaker 2: Wolf of Wall Street he was he was just audio only. Okay, Hugo, 1276 00:58:55,400 --> 00:58:59,040 Speaker 2: remember Hugo, the twenty eleven hit. He was just like 1277 00:58:59,160 --> 00:59:01,040 Speaker 2: a photographer. He took a photo. 1278 00:59:04,040 --> 00:59:05,840 Speaker 1: I think it's fun to the little Easter eggs. But 1279 00:59:05,960 --> 00:59:08,120 Speaker 1: that was just don't play a pivotal part like that. 1280 00:59:08,200 --> 00:59:09,840 Speaker 1: Because I was too distracted, I missed out on stuff. 1281 00:59:10,160 --> 00:59:11,840 Speaker 1: I will say that the actress in it was so 1282 00:59:12,560 --> 00:59:16,720 Speaker 1: beautiful and good and perfect for the role. But that 1283 00:59:16,880 --> 00:59:18,880 Speaker 1: is a role I would like to play. Do you 1284 00:59:18,960 --> 00:59:24,440 Speaker 1: know why the whole movie. You just look sad and sick. 1285 00:59:25,360 --> 00:59:28,120 Speaker 1: There's no other emotions going on. It's just always like 1286 00:59:30,760 --> 00:59:34,400 Speaker 1: and then there's sometimes perfect Nikki you got and then 1287 00:59:34,480 --> 00:59:39,840 Speaker 1: sometimes she's like it was amazing but not. I'm not 1288 00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:43,480 Speaker 1: saying anything bad about her performance because she nailed what 1289 00:59:43,600 --> 00:59:48,920 Speaker 1: the character required. But if we're talking oscar worthy, there 1290 00:59:48,960 --> 00:59:52,000 Speaker 1: were not every role is oscar worthy, no matter how 1291 00:59:52,080 --> 00:59:54,680 Speaker 1: well you act it. Do you understand what I'm saying. 1292 00:59:55,480 --> 00:59:59,280 Speaker 2: So there were like Wonka's probably not oscar worthy, even 1293 00:59:59,320 --> 01:00:01,160 Speaker 2: though Timothy it could be. 1294 01:00:02,200 --> 01:00:04,080 Speaker 1: I'm talking about like there was just wasn't a lot 1295 01:00:04,120 --> 01:00:10,840 Speaker 1: of different emotion worthy just say because well there I 1296 01:00:10,960 --> 01:00:13,920 Speaker 1: don't know because I didn't. There wasn't like a I 1297 01:00:14,640 --> 01:00:16,959 Speaker 1: guess for a character that I deem as an oscar 1298 01:00:17,040 --> 01:00:19,320 Speaker 1: worthy character. You there's like Peaks and Valley. 1299 01:00:19,160 --> 01:00:21,000 Speaker 2: Like a rangement. 1300 01:00:21,840 --> 01:00:24,000 Speaker 1: Yes, And like when I said, when I think about 1301 01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:26,080 Speaker 1: it again, yes I do. I think she was incredible 1302 01:00:26,120 --> 01:00:29,680 Speaker 1: and like the actual interesting thing about her performance was 1303 01:00:29,760 --> 01:00:31,640 Speaker 1: she didn't have to say much to know exactly what 1304 01:00:31,760 --> 01:00:32,280 Speaker 1: she was thinking. 1305 01:00:32,480 --> 01:00:37,120 Speaker 2: That's really obviously scene where and Lily Gladstone are having 1306 01:00:37,320 --> 01:00:41,760 Speaker 2: their first lunch and then there's flirting sort of flirting 1307 01:00:41,800 --> 01:00:45,680 Speaker 2: in like an eight imagine what it would be like. 1308 01:00:45,840 --> 01:00:49,000 Speaker 1: What about their last lunch? Oh that was a good 1309 01:00:49,040 --> 01:00:53,400 Speaker 1: one too, And and I mean, and she plays sick 1310 01:00:53,520 --> 01:00:55,800 Speaker 1: really well. I mean it was just I really I 1311 01:00:55,880 --> 01:00:57,240 Speaker 1: want to get I want to get a roll like 1312 01:00:57,320 --> 01:01:00,479 Speaker 1: that that requires me to just look depressed the whole time. Yeah, 1313 01:01:00,720 --> 01:01:03,960 Speaker 1: and like and wrap myself in really gorgeous blankets. 1314 01:01:03,600 --> 01:01:05,280 Speaker 2: Like Dallas Buyers Club or something. 1315 01:01:05,960 --> 01:01:09,640 Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know, I don't remember, but you know, 1316 01:01:10,400 --> 01:01:13,360 Speaker 1: but she she wasn't. I mean, that movie was amazing. 1317 01:01:13,400 --> 01:01:14,760 Speaker 1: There was just too there was a little bit too 1318 01:01:14,840 --> 01:01:16,880 Speaker 1: much of violence, but that's Scorsese. And like as we 1319 01:01:16,960 --> 01:01:19,160 Speaker 1: began the show, like someone gets their head shot off 1320 01:01:19,200 --> 01:01:21,200 Speaker 1: and I go, and Chris was like, this is gonna 1321 01:01:21,240 --> 01:01:23,560 Speaker 1: be the whole thing, and I was like, I know, 1322 01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:26,320 Speaker 1: but I gotta see it because I'm challenging myself to 1323 01:01:26,360 --> 01:01:28,480 Speaker 1: watch them all. So I'm glad I got through it. 1324 01:01:28,520 --> 01:01:34,920 Speaker 1: It was really good. Maestro also really good, really well acted. 1325 01:01:37,000 --> 01:01:39,320 Speaker 1: And he directed it to and wrote it Bradley Cooper. 1326 01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:40,280 Speaker 2: Damn. 1327 01:01:40,960 --> 01:01:44,000 Speaker 1: I mean, he like, this is this is what I'm 1328 01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:45,960 Speaker 1: talking about an Oscar performance. 1329 01:01:45,520 --> 01:01:45,840 Speaker 2: Like I do. 1330 01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:48,320 Speaker 1: I think the movie was the best I think The 1331 01:01:48,360 --> 01:01:50,560 Speaker 1: Killers of the Flower Moon was a better movie. I 1332 01:01:50,680 --> 01:01:53,280 Speaker 1: think that Lily got lad Zone it might be a 1333 01:01:53,320 --> 01:01:55,560 Speaker 1: better actress than he is. But he gave himself a 1334 01:01:55,640 --> 01:01:57,080 Speaker 1: character that has a lot to do. 1335 01:01:58,280 --> 01:01:58,760 Speaker 2: Mm hmmm. 1336 01:01:58,920 --> 01:02:01,520 Speaker 1: He's conducting and he's playing piano, and he's crying, and 1337 01:02:01,600 --> 01:02:04,600 Speaker 1: he's you know, he's thriving, he's doing coke off something. 1338 01:02:04,680 --> 01:02:07,680 Speaker 1: He's gay, he's straight, he's you know, there's just a 1339 01:02:07,720 --> 01:02:10,280 Speaker 1: lot of dynamics, which I guess, you know, who what 1340 01:02:10,400 --> 01:02:13,000 Speaker 1: do I I don't know anything, but I thought it 1341 01:02:13,120 --> 01:02:17,320 Speaker 1: was really really good, but a little bit I don't 1342 01:02:17,360 --> 01:02:19,919 Speaker 1: know what I was supposed to get out of it. Yeah, 1343 01:02:20,040 --> 01:02:23,280 Speaker 1: these movies, I just go what what I get? What 1344 01:02:23,360 --> 01:02:25,160 Speaker 1: I learned from Killers of the Thought Moon. It taught 1345 01:02:25,160 --> 01:02:30,320 Speaker 1: me some history. It taught me. What did it teach me? 1346 01:02:31,400 --> 01:02:33,360 Speaker 1: It taught me, Yeah, it just taught me history. It 1347 01:02:33,400 --> 01:02:36,640 Speaker 1: taught me how we treated it Native Americans. 1348 01:02:36,760 --> 01:02:39,920 Speaker 2: Yeah, it taught me contextualize the plight of Native Americans. 1349 01:02:39,960 --> 01:02:43,000 Speaker 2: And it's something that is still we should still be 1350 01:02:43,040 --> 01:02:45,240 Speaker 2: aware of in America today. Like they still have their 1351 01:02:45,280 --> 01:02:49,560 Speaker 2: reservation in Oklahoma and they're large, they own a large 1352 01:02:49,680 --> 01:02:53,640 Speaker 2: chunk land in America. They're like a sovereign nation in America, 1353 01:02:53,680 --> 01:02:55,120 Speaker 2: and like, I didn't even know they existed. 1354 01:02:56,200 --> 01:02:58,760 Speaker 1: Yeah, and I didn't know. That's how the FBI started. 1355 01:02:58,840 --> 01:03:01,400 Speaker 1: I thought that was kind of cool. And living in 1356 01:03:01,480 --> 01:03:05,280 Speaker 1: the twenties, it's terrifying. You do whatever you want be 1357 01:03:05,400 --> 01:03:06,560 Speaker 1: murdered all the time. 1358 01:03:06,680 --> 01:03:08,200 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you can do whatever you want. 1359 01:03:08,480 --> 01:03:09,760 Speaker 1: No one gave a fuck. 1360 01:03:09,920 --> 01:03:12,720 Speaker 2: There's that John mulaney joke where it's like they didn't 1361 01:03:12,720 --> 01:03:15,760 Speaker 2: have DNA, so a detective goes into a murder scene. 1362 01:03:16,080 --> 01:03:17,800 Speaker 2: There's a pile of blood on the ground and he's 1363 01:03:17,840 --> 01:03:20,440 Speaker 2: just like, blood, Oh, mop it up. 1364 01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:26,880 Speaker 1: Yeah. It was scary to watch, just thinking about how scary. Yeah, 1365 01:03:26,920 --> 01:03:32,520 Speaker 1: and it's that's it's a true story, right, Yeah, Yeah, 1366 01:03:32,560 --> 01:03:36,160 Speaker 1: that's one's worth seeing. And Maestro is also worth seeing. 1367 01:03:36,480 --> 01:03:38,680 Speaker 1: I'm going to see Poor Things tonight with my mom. 1368 01:03:39,160 --> 01:03:43,760 Speaker 1: I saw Past Lives, I've seen Barbie, I've seen Open Oppenheimer. 1369 01:03:44,000 --> 01:03:46,200 Speaker 2: I'm worried about Poor Things. I feel like it's gonna 1370 01:03:46,240 --> 01:03:50,600 Speaker 2: be up to Artsy. I'm worried I'm gonna despise Poor Things, 1371 01:03:50,640 --> 01:03:51,720 Speaker 2: but I have to see it still. 1372 01:03:52,280 --> 01:03:53,240 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'm worried. 1373 01:03:53,240 --> 01:03:54,840 Speaker 2: It's one of those movies where they're like they're trying 1374 01:03:54,880 --> 01:03:57,960 Speaker 2: to like force you to They're trying to they're daring 1375 01:03:58,040 --> 01:04:02,120 Speaker 2: you to like it, so that it's like fine art 1376 01:04:02,160 --> 01:04:04,280 Speaker 2: where you're like, oh, I guess you just don't understand. 1377 01:04:04,440 --> 01:04:05,120 Speaker 2: What did you like? 1378 01:04:05,400 --> 01:04:07,360 Speaker 1: Everything all at once or whatever that movie was. I 1379 01:04:07,400 --> 01:04:09,160 Speaker 1: didn't see it, but I think that was that to me, 1380 01:04:09,440 --> 01:04:12,480 Speaker 1: that that description of like, oh weird, I dare you 1381 01:04:12,560 --> 01:04:12,960 Speaker 1: to like this. 1382 01:04:13,200 --> 01:04:16,880 Speaker 2: In description, the description of that movie feels that way. 1383 01:04:16,920 --> 01:04:20,920 Speaker 2: But the movie itself is much more like pop culture 1384 01:04:21,240 --> 01:04:24,680 Speaker 2: and mainstream than you would think. But I didn't like 1385 01:04:24,760 --> 01:04:27,120 Speaker 2: it as much as everyone. Everyone went crazy for that 1386 01:04:27,280 --> 01:04:30,200 Speaker 2: movie and I it won, right, it won Best Picture, 1387 01:04:30,480 --> 01:04:31,960 Speaker 2: And I thought it was a good movie. I really 1388 01:04:32,080 --> 01:04:33,640 Speaker 2: enjoyed it, but I didn't think it was like a 1389 01:04:33,760 --> 01:04:37,240 Speaker 2: mind blowing like I thought The Matrix was more mind 1390 01:04:37,280 --> 01:04:39,360 Speaker 2: blowing in terms of how it like distorted your view 1391 01:04:39,440 --> 01:04:41,360 Speaker 2: of the universe than everything all at once. I'm just 1392 01:04:41,440 --> 01:04:44,240 Speaker 2: kind of also sick of the multiverse because of Marvel, 1393 01:04:45,120 --> 01:04:47,360 Speaker 2: like and I just hate the concept of the multiverse, 1394 01:04:47,360 --> 01:04:48,280 Speaker 2: whether it's true or not. 1395 01:04:48,520 --> 01:04:53,000 Speaker 4: I just don't like this multiverse. There's other dimension, there's 1396 01:04:53,000 --> 01:04:55,800 Speaker 4: an infinite number of dimensions, so that so every single 1397 01:04:56,040 --> 01:04:59,400 Speaker 4: possibility that still happening. Sort of like that, but it's 1398 01:04:59,440 --> 01:05:01,880 Speaker 4: like every single thing that could possibly be happening is 1399 01:05:02,480 --> 01:05:07,040 Speaker 4: concurrently happening and so and this is back backed by 1400 01:05:07,240 --> 01:05:09,720 Speaker 4: theories and physics that have been tested, and it could 1401 01:05:09,840 --> 01:05:13,080 Speaker 4: actually be true. But when it comes to movies like 1402 01:05:13,160 --> 01:05:17,000 Speaker 4: Marvel and everything all at once, this is definitely extrapolating 1403 01:05:17,040 --> 01:05:20,479 Speaker 4: on the theories and taking artistic license. But I hate 1404 01:05:20,520 --> 01:05:23,280 Speaker 4: it because the purpose of movie is to tell a story, 1405 01:05:23,880 --> 01:05:27,520 Speaker 4: and when you introduce the multiverse as a concept, you 1406 01:05:27,680 --> 01:05:31,600 Speaker 4: are eliminating the stakes of any story by saying, well, 1407 01:05:31,720 --> 01:05:35,600 Speaker 4: every single outcome in this story is happening, so it 1408 01:05:35,680 --> 01:05:38,440 Speaker 4: doesn't really matter what happens to these characters. It doesn't 1409 01:05:38,480 --> 01:05:42,320 Speaker 4: really matter what happens in this story because nothing matters 1410 01:05:42,400 --> 01:05:44,680 Speaker 4: because everything is happening all at once. And I guess 1411 01:05:44,720 --> 01:05:46,200 Speaker 4: the point of the movie is that it tries to 1412 01:05:46,280 --> 01:05:50,160 Speaker 4: find meaning even in that. But me personally, I'd rather 1413 01:05:50,200 --> 01:05:53,320 Speaker 4: there be no multiverse in art at all, because I 1414 01:05:53,400 --> 01:05:56,640 Speaker 4: think it completely devalues the purpose of art, which is 1415 01:05:56,720 --> 01:06:00,880 Speaker 4: to say that take a meaningless universe and say this matters. 1416 01:06:00,960 --> 01:06:01,640 Speaker 2: And here's why. 1417 01:06:02,400 --> 01:06:06,040 Speaker 1: Okay, yes, I hear that, I like the idea though 1418 01:06:06,080 --> 01:06:09,760 Speaker 1: that nothing matters because it's I think that's an interesting 1419 01:06:09,840 --> 01:06:11,640 Speaker 1: point as well. I got to see everything everything you 1420 01:06:12,080 --> 01:06:18,360 Speaker 1: ant man, how is it? How does Marvel talk about 1421 01:06:18,400 --> 01:06:20,280 Speaker 1: this stuff? We're too late in the show to get 1422 01:06:20,320 --> 01:06:23,320 Speaker 1: into this. But like Marvel and everything all at once? 1423 01:06:23,560 --> 01:06:25,160 Speaker 1: Is those are similar. 1424 01:06:24,920 --> 01:06:27,720 Speaker 2: Their lengths, Yeah, because they both they're both premised on 1425 01:06:27,800 --> 01:06:29,080 Speaker 2: the theory of the multiverse. 1426 01:06:29,120 --> 01:06:33,040 Speaker 1: I've seen Action Hero movies and I don't think that 1427 01:06:33,120 --> 01:06:35,360 Speaker 1: I get bogged down by the fact that there's other 1428 01:06:35,600 --> 01:06:38,040 Speaker 1: realms where this is not happening, or it's happening in 1429 01:06:38,080 --> 01:06:39,280 Speaker 1: a different way. I don't feel like. 1430 01:06:39,920 --> 01:06:42,640 Speaker 2: The only movie like that that I've really thoroughly enjoyed 1431 01:06:42,760 --> 01:06:46,280 Speaker 2: was Into the Spider Verse because it was hilarious and 1432 01:06:46,560 --> 01:06:50,280 Speaker 2: someone on Yeah, there was only like five Spider Man's. 1433 01:06:50,120 --> 01:06:52,400 Speaker 1: Love on the spectrum. They liked that, and they kept saying, 1434 01:06:52,400 --> 01:06:54,280 Speaker 1: Spider Man into the Spider Verse. Yes, I've seen in 1435 01:06:54,360 --> 01:06:56,120 Speaker 1: Spider Man into the Spider Verse. Did you like Spider 1436 01:06:56,160 --> 01:06:57,920 Speaker 1: Man into the Spider Verse? Yes, I love Spider Man 1437 01:06:57,960 --> 01:06:59,880 Speaker 1: into the Spider Firn. They can say the whole thing, 1438 01:07:00,040 --> 01:07:00,720 Speaker 1: because I guess. 1439 01:07:00,560 --> 01:07:00,920 Speaker 4: You have to. 1440 01:07:01,680 --> 01:07:03,960 Speaker 2: It's one of the best animated films of all time. Okay, 1441 01:07:04,040 --> 01:07:05,000 Speaker 2: for sure, all. 1442 01:07:04,880 --> 01:07:06,360 Speaker 1: Right, good to know. Well, i'll see poor things. I'll 1443 01:07:06,400 --> 01:07:08,680 Speaker 1: give my report tomorrow or I mean next week. We're 1444 01:07:08,720 --> 01:07:12,200 Speaker 1: going to the super Bowl this weekend. Yeah, starting uh. 1445 01:07:12,440 --> 01:07:14,160 Speaker 3: I don't know if you'll be able to give you 1446 01:07:15,360 --> 01:07:17,320 Speaker 3: because our episodes are airing next week. 1447 01:07:17,520 --> 01:07:18,680 Speaker 1: Oh yes, so far. 1448 01:07:18,800 --> 01:07:23,000 Speaker 2: We should talk about our expectations about the super Bowl. 1449 01:07:23,560 --> 01:07:27,680 Speaker 1: Well, no, that's today's that's today's show. Real quick, what 1450 01:07:27,760 --> 01:07:30,320 Speaker 1: are your expectation expects? And thirty seconds or less? 1451 01:07:30,440 --> 01:07:32,880 Speaker 2: Oh my god, thirty seconds or less. Well, I hope. 1452 01:07:33,040 --> 01:07:35,760 Speaker 2: I hope we get some good guests, and I hope 1453 01:07:35,800 --> 01:07:38,240 Speaker 2: that these guests get what I hope if we get 1454 01:07:38,320 --> 01:07:40,440 Speaker 2: Zire Franklin to be one of our guests. I have 1455 01:07:40,520 --> 01:07:42,880 Speaker 2: a Zire Franklin jersey and I wanted to sign it, 1456 01:07:43,360 --> 01:07:45,040 Speaker 2: and I'll wear it. I'll wear it on the show. 1457 01:07:46,480 --> 01:07:48,000 Speaker 1: I'm exciting to listen to. 1458 01:07:48,160 --> 01:07:51,680 Speaker 2: I'm rooting for the forty nine ers because I'm anti Dynasty. 1459 01:07:52,360 --> 01:07:55,360 Speaker 2: Oh okay, the Chiefs won last year. Although if the 1460 01:07:55,440 --> 01:07:57,240 Speaker 2: Chiefs win the Super Bowl this year, I do win 1461 01:07:57,440 --> 01:07:59,840 Speaker 2: five hundred dollars from one of a bet I made preseason. 1462 01:08:00,040 --> 01:08:01,320 Speaker 1: Should definitely want that done. 1463 01:08:01,640 --> 01:08:05,000 Speaker 2: But I just like the Chiefs are like the evil Empire. 1464 01:08:05,080 --> 01:08:06,360 Speaker 2: Now they win all the time. 1465 01:08:06,520 --> 01:08:08,920 Speaker 1: Is there any part of you, Brian that's like someone 1466 01:08:09,320 --> 01:08:11,280 Speaker 1: was talking this weekend about how they don't want to 1467 01:08:11,320 --> 01:08:13,000 Speaker 1: They had a chance to go to the game, but 1468 01:08:13,080 --> 01:08:15,280 Speaker 1: they're Chiefs fans, and so they didn't want to go 1469 01:08:15,400 --> 01:08:18,000 Speaker 1: because they can't watch the game as easily when you're 1470 01:08:18,080 --> 01:08:20,960 Speaker 1: at the stadium as opposed to on TV, you can 1471 01:08:21,000 --> 01:08:23,559 Speaker 1: get up close and like you actually watch the game. 1472 01:08:23,640 --> 01:08:24,840 Speaker 1: Is there a part of you that's kind of like, oh, 1473 01:08:24,840 --> 01:08:26,160 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna be able to really watch it. 1474 01:08:26,720 --> 01:08:31,160 Speaker 2: No, because the Super Bowl in particular is always you 1475 01:08:31,240 --> 01:08:33,080 Speaker 2: can't watch it if you have a Super Bowl party. 1476 01:08:33,439 --> 01:08:35,040 Speaker 2: I think watching the Super Bowl is one of the 1477 01:08:35,080 --> 01:08:37,519 Speaker 2: worst game experiences of all time because you're at a party, 1478 01:08:37,560 --> 01:08:39,800 Speaker 2: you're eating chips, you're talking to people, and no one's 1479 01:08:39,800 --> 01:08:42,240 Speaker 2: actually paying attention to the game. I'd rather be sitting 1480 01:08:42,280 --> 01:08:45,080 Speaker 2: there on the couch and watching the game in silence alone. 1481 01:08:45,360 --> 01:08:47,400 Speaker 1: Why don't you do that then most times. 1482 01:08:47,240 --> 01:08:49,320 Speaker 2: Because you participate in society. 1483 01:08:49,560 --> 01:08:52,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, they do that too. Okay, my expectations are, will 1484 01:08:52,120 --> 01:08:54,800 Speaker 1: Ali bring me like a football thing to wear? Because 1485 01:08:54,880 --> 01:08:56,920 Speaker 1: I did not order anything in time? Does she have 1486 01:08:57,000 --> 01:08:57,600 Speaker 1: any kind of. 1487 01:08:58,400 --> 01:09:00,439 Speaker 2: Yeah, of course she has something. Rad Is. It's going 1488 01:09:00,479 --> 01:09:02,360 Speaker 2: to be bears though we don't have chief stuff. 1489 01:09:02,520 --> 01:09:05,040 Speaker 1: Oh god, will I be able to buy a chief thing? 1490 01:09:05,200 --> 01:09:05,360 Speaker 2: You know? 1491 01:09:05,520 --> 01:09:05,960 Speaker 1: In town? 1492 01:09:08,080 --> 01:09:12,920 Speaker 3: We could probably get you something. You're you're at an 1493 01:09:13,040 --> 01:09:16,120 Speaker 3: NFL booth. I'm sure that someone can give you something. 1494 01:09:16,920 --> 01:09:20,120 Speaker 2: You have ample opportunity to purchase an infinite what I'm 1495 01:09:20,120 --> 01:09:26,960 Speaker 2: worried about everything? Okay, take it to this a Super 1496 01:09:27,000 --> 01:09:29,519 Speaker 2: Bowl game experience just happening at the hotel where we 1497 01:09:29,560 --> 01:09:31,599 Speaker 2: can try to kick a field goal. 1498 01:09:32,240 --> 01:09:33,760 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's when you asked me about that. I'm like, 1499 01:09:33,760 --> 01:09:36,439 Speaker 1: am I gonna have to like throw things and catch 1500 01:09:36,520 --> 01:09:36,880 Speaker 1: them and. 1501 01:09:38,520 --> 01:09:40,240 Speaker 2: A lot of stuff. There's a lot of stuff. It's 1502 01:09:40,240 --> 01:09:41,280 Speaker 2: probably gonna be pretty crowded. 1503 01:09:41,760 --> 01:09:44,599 Speaker 1: Okay, wow, well, well you'll hear us from the super 1504 01:09:44,640 --> 01:09:47,559 Speaker 1: Bowl next week. Those episodes will air. I'm very excited 1505 01:09:47,560 --> 01:09:50,799 Speaker 1: about it. And yeah, do you guys go on Instagram 1506 01:09:50,880 --> 01:09:53,200 Speaker 1: live if you can over the weekend? Oh? Yeah, for sure. 1507 01:09:53,280 --> 01:09:54,959 Speaker 2: I'm going to be Instagram and all sorts. 1508 01:09:54,720 --> 01:09:56,639 Speaker 1: Of ship Okaylazer Pod. 1509 01:09:57,040 --> 01:09:59,680 Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like you make it. You do a 1510 01:09:59,720 --> 01:10:01,920 Speaker 2: lot of stories on Instagram, and I'm kind of like, 1511 01:10:01,960 --> 01:10:04,320 Speaker 2: I think I should start doing more stories just to remind, 1512 01:10:04,920 --> 01:10:07,160 Speaker 2: because you know, I post a video every like two 1513 01:10:07,320 --> 01:10:09,439 Speaker 2: or three weeks, and then people forget that they're following me, 1514 01:10:09,560 --> 01:10:12,840 Speaker 2: and then posting the stories in between makes people like, 1515 01:10:12,880 --> 01:10:14,439 Speaker 2: oh I remember that main feed. 1516 01:10:14,640 --> 01:10:16,680 Speaker 1: No one, I'm not even about main feeds anymore. I 1517 01:10:16,720 --> 01:10:19,599 Speaker 1: just want to see stories. Yeah, you can post anything 1518 01:10:19,640 --> 01:10:22,439 Speaker 1: a story and it'll disappear. There's like, no, it's it's 1519 01:10:22,479 --> 01:10:25,120 Speaker 1: pretty freeing to do to do stories. I love it, 1520 01:10:25,200 --> 01:10:27,000 Speaker 1: and you can just start doing it. No one's gonna 1521 01:10:27,000 --> 01:10:29,720 Speaker 1: be like, oh, look who's trying to do stories? Like no, 1522 01:10:30,680 --> 01:10:32,080 Speaker 1: you know, like you can just do it and then 1523 01:10:32,160 --> 01:10:33,920 Speaker 1: not do it if you want to. But yeah, it's 1524 01:10:33,960 --> 01:10:34,439 Speaker 1: the stories. 1525 01:10:35,160 --> 01:10:41,320 Speaker 2: There's there's funny things in there. You're frequently propping up 1526 01:10:41,360 --> 01:10:43,200 Speaker 2: other comedians that I've never heard of, and I'm like, oh, 1527 01:10:43,240 --> 01:10:46,840 Speaker 2: I want to see what that person. Well that's nice, okay, Yeah, No, 1528 01:10:46,880 --> 01:10:48,760 Speaker 2: I really like your stories. And then sometimes you even 1529 01:10:48,840 --> 01:10:51,559 Speaker 2: break news for me. I'm like, well, I don't know that. Yeah, 1530 01:10:51,840 --> 01:10:52,720 Speaker 2: Toby Keith died. 1531 01:10:53,280 --> 01:10:54,720 Speaker 1: I mean I didn't break that news, but I did 1532 01:10:54,800 --> 01:10:57,040 Speaker 1: see that today and that's really sad. He just performed 1533 01:10:57,080 --> 01:11:01,000 Speaker 1: in December and he died and it's February, like, how 1534 01:11:03,439 --> 01:11:08,439 Speaker 1: oh boy? All right, well, let's go to the super Bowl. 1535 01:11:08,520 --> 01:11:10,920 Speaker 1: We'll see you there next week. Don't be cut And 1536 01:11:11,439 --> 01:11:13,599 Speaker 1: I'm not doing just anymore. I'm just too exhausted trying 1537 01:11:13,640 --> 01:11:17,320 Speaker 1: to figure them out by a new sign up, a 1538 01:11:17,600 --> 01:11:24,240 Speaker 1: sign all right, brand storms, Brian Storms, Brian Storms. All right, bye, guys, 1539 01:11:24,400 --> 01:11:24,960 Speaker 1: be next week.