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Speaker 1: Either way, we want to be there, doesn't matter how

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Speaker 2: Give us time and a terminol and gay a.

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Speaker 1: We want to send you off InStyle.

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Speaker 3: We want to welcome you back home.

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Speaker 2: Tell us all about it.

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Speaker 1: We scared her? Was it fine?

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Speaker 3: Now?

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Speaker 1: Porn? Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need.

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Speaker 3: With Karen and Chris welcome to Do you need a ride?

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Speaker 3: This is Chris.

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Speaker 1: Fairbanks and this is Karen Kilgara.

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Speaker 3: We are in the middle of what do.

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Speaker 1: You call it, a global pandemic.

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Speaker 3: It's catchy.

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Speaker 4: We're going to talk about our feelings and then we're

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Speaker 4: gonna scream.

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Speaker 3: Then we're scream which is also therapeutic.

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Speaker 2: I would like to say, I'm trying to find the

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Speaker 2: that are around us right now. I drove ninety five

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Speaker 4: It's it's therapeutic. It feels good because I've seen other

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Speaker 2: I'll be honest. I was run once I got off

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Speaker 2: going about eighty five like it's I'm enjoying the complete

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Speaker 4: It's it's funny like in the last couple of weeks,

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Speaker 4: At first I thought people were acting like Dick's and

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Speaker 4: and I'm appreciating it. But yeah, I haven't been driving much.

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Speaker 4: I've been adhering to this thing.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, me too.

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Speaker 4: It's it almost is a bummer how easy it's been

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Speaker 5: Adapt to this.

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Speaker 1: It is.

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Speaker 2: It has been absolutely no adjustment from my normal life,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.

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Speaker 4: All I ever wanted was permission to not contribute, and

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Speaker 3: For a lot of people. This is a big deal

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Speaker 4: Old I think of old no cool in an old

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Speaker 4: smelling grandma and now they're just fucking sitting there present.

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Speaker 4: I understand that it's a big deal, but I've been

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Speaker 2: Oh, I wouldn't do that. What's the point of that,

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Speaker 2: because this is all bad. This is bad for everybody.

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Speaker 2: You don't have to know the ice special qualifiers.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, the permission for isolation I've been appreciating. Yeah, and

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Speaker 4: I but when I when I've heard people post quotes

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Speaker 3: Treat it like a spa retreat or something.

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Speaker 4: I'm like, okay, not everyone has the luxury of this

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Speaker 2: Would it be different for you if it said treat

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and I'm like, I'm doing that.

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Speaker 1: I am thank you.

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Speaker 3: Quote that's from that's.

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Speaker 2: My wallpaper you're talking about, says Chris, Yeah, holding a.

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Speaker 3: Lantern up as I really am glad. I did that

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean things are really coming into focus in

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Speaker 1: It's strange, though, you still got guys like this.

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Speaker 2: You know, he's making the most of it by writing

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Speaker 4: He's by himself as long as you're by yourself. Our governor,

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Speaker 4: I didn't realize how handsome he.

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Speaker 2: He's handsome, he's young. And my sister just told me.

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Speaker 2: She said, this is unprovable family gossip. But he grew

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Speaker 2: And my dad said he believed from stories he's been

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Speaker 1: Who cares?

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Speaker 2: It's probably the most distant weird you didn't earn that,

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Speaker 3: Still exciting because he's our little Justin Trudeau.

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Speaker 2: He's California's answer to that hot Canadian piece of ass

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Speaker 3: I just ordered his calendar.

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Speaker 2: Mostly it's him drinking people syrup straight out of the tree.

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Speaker 4: That's as long as you're skateboarding with friends center six

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Speaker 1: No, that sound cool, right, so I've been.

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Speaker 3: I just didn't getting to know these guys. They're agent. No, no,

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Speaker 2: Let's get goofy foot it. Oh, Karen, you just Karen,

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Speaker 3: Just mean your right foot forward?

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Speaker 3: I think? Yeah, surfing is what named it that?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so goofy. Yeah, I don't know why. It's about

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Speaker 4: They're just like you and me.

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Speaker 1: They're not different. And stop calling at the Chinese virus.

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Speaker 3: Just because of those two reasons, it doesn't mean they're goofy.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't mean it's goofy. It's totally valid. I footed.

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Speaker 4: I don't want to sound alitos, but the three guys

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Speaker 3: Nor Like you're in a room pull of white people are.

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Speaker 4: No, no, these guys, no, they are yet a lot

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Speaker 3: That were in their late teens. Yeah a few years.

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Speaker 3: I end to bring him home by dead.

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Speaker 1: Her mom looked you up on It's sex offender list.

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Speaker 1: You got cleared. Everything was there's no red dot over

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Speaker 3: You're free to babysit.

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Speaker 1: Have you looked one of those fucking things up?

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Speaker 2: So in your own neighborhood, it's like, oh my god.

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Speaker 3: Looks like a twister boy.

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Speaker 3: I can borrow sugar from the worst of offenders.

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Speaker 2: Please stay at least six feet away from every sex

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Speaker 2: offender in your neighborhood. That's the new Gavin Newsom rule. Now,

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Speaker 2: did Gavin Newsom right go skater go home? Or did

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna try to get a ventilator. I mean, why

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Speaker 4: ventilator at least one. Now here's you want a mask?

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Speaker 4: Remember when Trump was tossed in toilet papers? Yeah, in

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Speaker 3: Well, I just want to mask.

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Speaker 1: I hear you.

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Speaker 3: I've been looking.

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Speaker 2: You can make them by hand. That the crafty person

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Speaker 4: Well, so then I'm basically wearing one when I put

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Speaker 2: No, no, I mean, I mean you can actually sew

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Speaker 1: You can make it so that it closes at the top.

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Speaker 1: Of a proper to keep, to keep you alive.

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Speaker 3: Also not a sewer. I mean I can do other

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Speaker 2: Oh I thought for some reason, I thought you were

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Speaker 1: I am ye, why whatever it takes.

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Speaker 4: My dad was a reupholstered some couches, like he's a

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Speaker 4: good sewer, but he's the one that put all of

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Speaker 1: Nice.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there's no story of you sewing.

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Speaker 3: And then you need to learn to sew.

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Speaker 3: We need Ross? Please sew me a mask?

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Speaker 4: That seems like, yeah, look what I almost stepped in

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Speaker 4: Stepped in with shed in your hands was always It's

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Speaker 4: Littee, little Stevie Wonder who records the songs?

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Speaker 3: He has no friends. He gets so good as the harmonica.

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Speaker 2: Oh too good at it. But he took him away.

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Speaker 4: It's such a breakout hit. You know you're not back

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Speaker 1: I think that was the nineties.

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Speaker 4: Then, And so they were trying to bypass the initial

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Speaker 3: Those where gars.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we're doing it. We had no other options. We

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Speaker 1: But Maren, but Marin time, Marin time.

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Speaker 4: that would be a dad joke anyway. Okay, let's just

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Speaker 1: There's a documentary about it, Like we could figure it

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Speaker 3: So oh is there? Oh wow, okay, because it's it's

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Speaker 4: At the time, it was the most amazing thing I'd

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Speaker 3: I'm sure that that was.

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Speaker 4: You know, the basis for making that show.

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Speaker 2: Do you know that my friend Laura, who I missed

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Speaker 1: Well, but she did this.

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Speaker 1: Ye.

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Speaker 2: Well, yeah, remember think.

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Speaker 1: Hit full breakdown.

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Speaker 3: There we are.

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Speaker 2: I realized, I realized we should sing way more on

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Speaker 1: Anyway? When there's a global pandemic, who cares?

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Speaker 2: Come and get me, Come and get come and get

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Speaker 4: Bring a six foot hook to put him around my neck?

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Speaker 4: So I assume they'll grab me, like pulling me off stage.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they'll yank you out of the car. What does

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Speaker 3: Yeah he's old.

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Speaker 3: I love a dog with bad hips.

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Speaker 1: He's a bad hit.

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Speaker 3: Look at him.

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Speaker 2: He would absolutely murder anyone that came towards your child.

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Speaker 1: I love that dog.

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Speaker 2: So Laura had a boyfriend who had an upstairs neighbor

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Speaker 2: That he hated and all the people that are driving

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Speaker 2: We would get drunk and come home from bars and

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Speaker 3: Guy on Amazing.

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Speaker 4: We built this city kind of like my friend Larry

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Speaker 2: City exactly, and usually it was more like it would

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Speaker 3: When he wants to kill Diane.

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Speaker 1: We all hate our coworkers. Look, that's how it is. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it was amazing.

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Speaker 2: And when you're drunk, it's even more amazing because you're drunk.

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Speaker 1: Everything's great when you're drunk.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and I suppose when I do karaoke, I have

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Speaker 3: I want to do it, but I don't have the

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Speaker 4: Of course, Yeah, there I got, but I there are

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Speaker 1: You gonna call? Don't flush this.

451
00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:07,520
Speaker 3: In a minute?

452
00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:08,760
Speaker 1: Now?

453
00:21:09,359 --> 00:21:15,360
Speaker 2: Explain you said earlier the Ghostbusters thing was around the whites,

454
00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:18,440
Speaker 2: and I wanted to do that.

455
00:21:18,520 --> 00:21:19,920
Speaker 1: Then I wanted to do it.

456
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:24,119
Speaker 3: Then I'm glad you put that in your pocket.

457
00:21:24,560 --> 00:21:29,120
Speaker 1: Oh gross, some things you let marinate. Just o quit.

458
00:21:29,320 --> 00:21:34,119
Speaker 4: We're all thinking about baby wife, So gross marinating baby.

459
00:21:33,720 --> 00:21:35,720
Speaker 1: And it's been agret a baby wife.

460
00:21:37,520 --> 00:21:38,679
Speaker 3: Don't this.

461
00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:47,879
Speaker 4: Just some promotional video about sewage septic systems, some announcement

462
00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:48,600
Speaker 4: from the city.

463
00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:50,800
Speaker 2: You know that happened though in the eighties because that

464
00:21:50,880 --> 00:21:52,040
Speaker 2: song was everywhere.

465
00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:55,000
Speaker 1: You know, people did that to everything, and.

466
00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:58,720
Speaker 4: I probably knew it and memorized it just like I did.

467
00:21:58,840 --> 00:22:02,800
Speaker 3: We're in the Money with a scholarship from Crest. Yes,

468
00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:05,920
Speaker 3: I can't. Why are these commercial jingles in my head?

469
00:22:06,240 --> 00:22:09,600
Speaker 2: Because we just took them in with total innocence, Like

470
00:22:09,680 --> 00:22:11,879
Speaker 2: we just absorbed them and actually kind of listened to

471
00:22:11,920 --> 00:22:12,800
Speaker 2: them as children.

472
00:22:13,119 --> 00:22:16,240
Speaker 4: What if someone was reading me mathematics. I know they

473
00:22:16,280 --> 00:22:19,200
Speaker 4: probably were, and I wasn't listening. They're in the song

474
00:22:19,680 --> 00:22:23,199
Speaker 4: glass my mind was collecting. Yeah, yeah, I know, a

475
00:22:23,240 --> 00:22:25,840
Speaker 4: bill becomes a law. Unfortunately I have to sing it.

476
00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:27,360
Speaker 4: It's embarrassing.

477
00:22:29,040 --> 00:22:32,920
Speaker 2: I was going to say, some people always try to

478
00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:35,680
Speaker 2: get me to do karaoke, and I finally realized that

479
00:22:35,840 --> 00:22:38,520
Speaker 2: it was because someone else told me. They were like,

480
00:22:38,560 --> 00:22:40,399
Speaker 2: of course you don't want to do it. You can't drink,

481
00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:42,520
Speaker 2: and I was like, oh, yeah, that's the key. It's

482
00:22:42,520 --> 00:22:45,600
Speaker 2: like you can't get high and sing. That makes it

483
00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:49,240
Speaker 2: even worse. You're like so self conscious and crazy. Drinking

484
00:22:49,320 --> 00:22:51,719
Speaker 2: is the only way it works, and like it's not

485
00:22:51,760 --> 00:22:52,200
Speaker 2: an option.

486
00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:56,600
Speaker 4: So yeah, and unfortunately years of drinking ruin your voice.

487
00:22:56,960 --> 00:22:59,520
Speaker 1: Yes, that's right, my instrument I am.

488
00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:02,240
Speaker 4: When I went to the Tattle Tale in Culver City.

489
00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:05,119
Speaker 4: I think I've talked about that place before. It was

490
00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:08,880
Speaker 4: that's when I first started going to this regular karaoke

491
00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:13,879
Speaker 4: place because the group of people there would never otherwise be.

492
00:23:14,119 --> 00:23:17,359
Speaker 4: There's cowboys over here. There's guys that look like they've

493
00:23:17,440 --> 00:23:19,280
Speaker 4: probably killed people over here.

494
00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:23,080
Speaker 3: There was a Vietnam veteran.

495
00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:24,760
Speaker 4: There was a guy from Vietnam that was in the

496
00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:27,600
Speaker 4: Vietnam War and his friend was a Vietnam veteran, and

497
00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:30,160
Speaker 4: they both were friends, and they're like, we were all

498
00:23:30,440 --> 00:23:32,879
Speaker 4: both in the war, but on the opposite side. You

499
00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:34,560
Speaker 4: and they would sing duets together.

500
00:23:34,760 --> 00:23:35,280
Speaker 3: I'm telling you.

501
00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:39,439
Speaker 4: And I befriended this lady and we did a duet.

502
00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:41,000
Speaker 4: We was saying, I just called to say I.

503
00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:43,520
Speaker 3: Love you together her idea. I still sing the song

504
00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:44,080
Speaker 3: in her honor.

505
00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:47,480
Speaker 4: She died And then I went back one time and

506
00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:51,440
Speaker 4: there was like a guy there crying and he said

507
00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:53,159
Speaker 4: she died, and I'm like, I was just thinking of

508
00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:56,040
Speaker 4: calling her. So I kept going there and singing with

509
00:23:56,119 --> 00:23:59,840
Speaker 4: these people, just these different It was really interesting. There's

510
00:23:59,880 --> 00:24:03,440
Speaker 4: a documentary called Karaoke Fever and That's why it's so bizarre.

511
00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:06,800
Speaker 4: It's like so many different types of people and all

512
00:24:06,840 --> 00:24:07,760
Speaker 4: they share is this.

513
00:24:08,359 --> 00:24:09,360
Speaker 3: Love for karaoke.

514
00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:11,399
Speaker 4: It's this whole world and I don't want to be

515
00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:13,280
Speaker 4: in that world, but I do too late.

516
00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:15,520
Speaker 3: I want to sing too late. We're going big.

517
00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:15,880
Speaker 1: Part of it.

518
00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:19,120
Speaker 4: What I don't understand is when people rent out one

519
00:24:19,119 --> 00:24:21,679
Speaker 4: of those little rooms and sing to their friends and

520
00:24:21,720 --> 00:24:24,200
Speaker 4: loved ones, well makes me nervous.

521
00:24:24,359 --> 00:24:25,520
Speaker 1: I think it's that's funny.

522
00:24:25,680 --> 00:24:27,840
Speaker 2: I have done that before in New York City because

523
00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:30,680
Speaker 2: there's some place. Of course, New York is like there's

524
00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:33,239
Speaker 2: there's no space, so it's like everybody just gets their

525
00:24:33,240 --> 00:24:35,800
Speaker 2: own little room. And that was actually super fun because

526
00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:39,199
Speaker 2: it was like, say, it's ten people from work, so

527
00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:41,680
Speaker 2: you don't care about whatever anyone else thinks. You're just

528
00:24:41,760 --> 00:24:44,080
Speaker 2: kind of trying to have fun with your group.

529
00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:44,680
Speaker 3: Yeah.

530
00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:47,119
Speaker 2: And I think I've told you this story, But my

531
00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:49,800
Speaker 2: friend Hayley, who's really one of the funniest people I've

532
00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:52,160
Speaker 2: ever known, but when she would get super drunk, she

533
00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:54,879
Speaker 2: was so hilarious and she did this thing where she

534
00:24:55,080 --> 00:24:57,440
Speaker 2: put on her song and then and I think it

535
00:24:57,480 --> 00:25:00,000
Speaker 2: was an ab A song from what I remember dancing queen.

536
00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:02,640
Speaker 2: And then she walked out the door of the room

537
00:25:02,680 --> 00:25:04,480
Speaker 2: and shut it so she could do an entrance.

538
00:25:04,560 --> 00:25:05,359
Speaker 3: Oh that's greater.

539
00:25:05,480 --> 00:25:07,760
Speaker 2: And then but then she kept missing her cue because

540
00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:09,439
Speaker 2: she was drunk and she was just standing in the hall.

541
00:25:09,560 --> 00:25:12,200
Speaker 2: She couldn't hear the song, and so then this song

542
00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:14,560
Speaker 2: would just keep playing weed, I'll be like crying, laughing.

543
00:25:14,560 --> 00:25:17,679
Speaker 2: And then she come and go oh okay again, started

544
00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:18,600
Speaker 2: again and started againting.

545
00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:22,480
Speaker 1: She did it like five times, missed the cue. You

546
00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:25,199
Speaker 1: can't hear it. But she is like I had to

547
00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:26,440
Speaker 1: do entrance everybody.

548
00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:27,480
Speaker 3: Oh that's amazing.

549
00:25:27,520 --> 00:25:29,040
Speaker 2: I think if you have a private room, you can

550
00:25:29,080 --> 00:25:32,080
Speaker 2: get way more fucked up than you normally would, right.

551
00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:35,959
Speaker 4: Yeah, I just my sister always wants to sing, like

552
00:25:36,359 --> 00:25:38,880
Speaker 4: she got a little karaoke machine. And once we went

553
00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:41,960
Speaker 4: as a family and for some reason, I don't, I

554
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:44,359
Speaker 4: get real nervous singing in front of my dad.

555
00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:47,120
Speaker 3: I'll do my stand up, but the singing.

556
00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:51,199
Speaker 1: Does he judging you? Is he holding his chair and nodding?

557
00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:54,840
Speaker 4: I don't think so. I think he's just well, I

558
00:25:54,880 --> 00:25:58,320
Speaker 4: don't know. I can't even make eye contact. Well, it's

559
00:25:58,320 --> 00:25:59,600
Speaker 4: got to be strangers only.

560
00:25:59,720 --> 00:26:04,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, that makes Sense Stranger or something dot com. I

561
00:26:04,119 --> 00:26:07,600
Speaker 2: did back when Greg Barren and Dave Anthony were still

562
00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:11,399
Speaker 2: doing Walking the Room, Yeah, legendary podcast. Yeah, I did

563
00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:13,320
Speaker 2: it one time and Greg asked me if I would

564
00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:15,119
Speaker 2: do one of my songs because it was like around

565
00:26:15,119 --> 00:26:17,280
Speaker 2: the time I was doing those songs. But we were

566
00:26:17,359 --> 00:26:20,480
Speaker 2: up in his like a walking closet in his upstairs bedroom,

567
00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:24,119
Speaker 2: and Dave had to leave because he was so like

568
00:26:24,320 --> 00:26:27,840
Speaker 2: uncomfortable with the vulnerability of me just playing rightings. Some

569
00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:30,080
Speaker 2: people can't he couldn't do it. He was like, I can't.

570
00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:32,560
Speaker 2: I have to leave, and I'm like, that's so insulting.

571
00:26:32,760 --> 00:26:35,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, I had a part. Well, I don't know.

572
00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:39,159
Speaker 4: They're like, I love Henry Phillips and I love what

573
00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:42,120
Speaker 4: he does. I love it's comedy. I love it songs.

574
00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:45,159
Speaker 4: But when we were at a party and everyone's around

575
00:26:45,160 --> 00:26:47,960
Speaker 4: a fire or something and the guitar comes out, I

576
00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:50,480
Speaker 4: do admit I get a little nervous. Yeah, like when

577
00:26:50,480 --> 00:26:53,480
Speaker 4: it's intimate and it's like in a weird way, he's

578
00:26:53,480 --> 00:26:55,399
Speaker 4: not looking right in my eyes, but he's sort of

579
00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:59,280
Speaker 4: serenading me, and it's you know, there's a there's a

580
00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:03,159
Speaker 4: I guess the romance and with singing, it's true it's

581
00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:04,280
Speaker 4: a small group of people.

582
00:27:04,359 --> 00:27:06,640
Speaker 2: Well, it's you know what it is, it's vulnerability. It's

583
00:27:07,080 --> 00:27:09,240
Speaker 2: when you're singing. That was the reason that I started

584
00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:12,560
Speaker 2: doing it is because it scared me so much that

585
00:27:12,680 --> 00:27:14,960
Speaker 2: when I very first started like singing on stage, I

586
00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:17,920
Speaker 2: could barely breathe, I could barely get the words out.

587
00:27:18,280 --> 00:27:19,960
Speaker 2: And then it became this thing of like I am

588
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:22,760
Speaker 2: not fucking letting this get to me, Like I am

589
00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:24,680
Speaker 2: going to get it to the point where I can

590
00:27:24,680 --> 00:27:26,240
Speaker 2: actually sing these songs out loud.

591
00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:27,640
Speaker 1: And that was just my.

592
00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:30,080
Speaker 2: Goals, Like it's so hard and vulnerable, and you might

593
00:27:30,119 --> 00:27:31,439
Speaker 2: as well just do this of course.

594
00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:33,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, And that's what stand up was the only reason

595
00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:35,040
Speaker 4: I'm not afraid to do is stand up is because

596
00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:36,200
Speaker 4: I do it more right.

597
00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:36,879
Speaker 1: And stand up.

598
00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:39,320
Speaker 2: You're not vulnerable because you keep on making jokes. So

599
00:27:39,359 --> 00:27:42,399
Speaker 2: it's like any moment of vulnerability, you just build that

600
00:27:42,480 --> 00:27:44,959
Speaker 2: wall real quick. Yeah, you make them laugh and you

601
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:47,160
Speaker 2: get them away from you, And that's how you earn

602
00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:49,359
Speaker 2: your space and protect your vulnerability.

603
00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:51,840
Speaker 4: Exact my whole act, I'm just getting away from the

604
00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:53,880
Speaker 4: previous joke but doing the next.

605
00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:57,600
Speaker 3: One, building another Wall plus. As a kid, no one

606
00:27:57,640 --> 00:28:01,200
Speaker 3: ever said you should be a singer. It was usually

607
00:28:01,240 --> 00:28:01,800
Speaker 3: the comedy.

608
00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:02,800
Speaker 1: You know.

609
00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:05,800
Speaker 2: My dad used to say, can you sing far far away?

610
00:28:07,040 --> 00:28:10,359
Speaker 2: Classic insulting dad Joe, Oh that's great.

611
00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:11,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't like it.

612
00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:13,480
Speaker 3: Just holding a cookie. Didn't like it.

613
00:28:14,640 --> 00:28:15,560
Speaker 1: This guy rid of here.

614
00:28:17,240 --> 00:28:19,920
Speaker 2: He did it the perfect point on holding the phone

615
00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:21,520
Speaker 2: up but pointing past your own phones.

616
00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:21,800
Speaker 3: Yeah.

617
00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:24,880
Speaker 4: I really emerged singing in a car and someone saying, yeah,

618
00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:25,560
Speaker 4: who sings this?

619
00:28:25,840 --> 00:28:30,160
Speaker 3: And I'm like, oh uh why I said yeah.

620
00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:33,520
Speaker 4: I think at the time it was ever clear terrible myth,

621
00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:35,560
Speaker 4: But then I was like, oh, everclear.

622
00:28:35,640 --> 00:28:37,000
Speaker 3: He's like, yeah, let's keep it that way.

623
00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:42,880
Speaker 6: A ship dad actually hurt my real Yeah that if

624
00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:47,600
Speaker 6: it gets you and he has passed anyway, what your cat?

625
00:28:48,040 --> 00:28:48,760
Speaker 3: Oh no, the.

626
00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:51,240
Speaker 1: Guy, the guy who said that I was driving singing

627
00:28:51,240 --> 00:28:52,000
Speaker 1: ever clear myth.

628
00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:55,160
Speaker 3: It was my buddy's at Oh no, it's okay, I

629
00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:55,600
Speaker 3: got it.

630
00:28:56,080 --> 00:28:57,959
Speaker 4: You know, we get we get on and run a

631
00:28:57,960 --> 00:29:01,520
Speaker 4: fun time, fun friend, funny and you know I got

632
00:29:01,560 --> 00:29:02,920
Speaker 4: to bring it down with some death.

633
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:06,400
Speaker 3: It's always on my tongue.

634
00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:09,120
Speaker 2: It's my favorite. Wait, no, I'm sorry because we drove

635
00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:10,880
Speaker 2: by it. Dunkin donuts and it was open.

636
00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:15,360
Speaker 1: Do you think drive through Starbucks is considered necessary? It

637
00:29:15,400 --> 00:29:15,800
Speaker 1: can't be.

638
00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:19,120
Speaker 7: Well, I went yesterday to the drive through. I went,

639
00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:21,360
Speaker 7: it's still one, the one that we normally go to.

640
00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:22,120
Speaker 3: It's still open.

641
00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:25,400
Speaker 4: I went on the way before chickening out to help

642
00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:26,240
Speaker 4: with the food bank.

643
00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:29,640
Speaker 3: They didn't have masked cir gloves and I was out.

644
00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:30,240
Speaker 3: I can't.

645
00:29:30,320 --> 00:29:31,320
Speaker 1: I'm that's fine.

646
00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:33,320
Speaker 4: But on the way there, I walked into a Starbucks

647
00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:34,800
Speaker 4: and I'm like, how is this different?

648
00:29:35,120 --> 00:29:35,960
Speaker 3: But now they are.

649
00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:38,960
Speaker 4: I think what was going on just four or five

650
00:29:39,040 --> 00:29:41,000
Speaker 4: days ago is completely different.

651
00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:41,640
Speaker 3: Yeah than now.

652
00:29:41,960 --> 00:29:44,120
Speaker 4: But if we found a drive through one, we could

653
00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:47,719
Speaker 4: get our yeah, coffee and then finally, oh, we're supposed

654
00:29:47,760 --> 00:29:48,960
Speaker 4: to answer qu and make questions.

655
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:49,600
Speaker 1: Oh that's right.

656
00:29:49,640 --> 00:29:51,640
Speaker 2: Well we had to, you know, we had to get

657
00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:54,720
Speaker 2: our We had to first of all, connect because it's

658
00:29:54,720 --> 00:29:56,400
Speaker 2: been like a month, right.

659
00:29:56,360 --> 00:29:58,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, we had to dust off the friendship.

660
00:29:58,280 --> 00:29:59,800
Speaker 1: We had to make sure it was still.

661
00:30:01,160 --> 00:30:05,200
Speaker 3: It's shining and sparkling. It's under a layer a mock.

662
00:30:05,320 --> 00:30:08,800
Speaker 2: It looks like that head that Indiana Jones sligns in

663
00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:09,280
Speaker 2: the cave.

664
00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:12,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, why wasn't it Dusty.

665
00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:15,200
Speaker 1: The beautiful head wasn't dusty way back in that fucking cave.

666
00:30:15,320 --> 00:30:18,880
Speaker 4: It always bothered me. There's dust everywhere. The head wouldn't

667
00:30:18,920 --> 00:30:19,640
Speaker 4: have been shiny.

668
00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:23,640
Speaker 1: They also bag his sand so exact.

669
00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:25,720
Speaker 3: So exactly, Yeah, the exact way.

670
00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:28,160
Speaker 1: Oh you knew, because you're so smart.

671
00:30:28,320 --> 00:30:30,640
Speaker 3: Oh you knew it'd be exactly eight pounds.

672
00:30:30,680 --> 00:30:31,080
Speaker 1: You know what.

673
00:30:31,160 --> 00:30:33,480
Speaker 2: That movie's perfect. We can't even do this to it

674
00:30:33,520 --> 00:30:34,840
Speaker 2: because it's a perfect film.

675
00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:36,600
Speaker 3: I was doing a character. That's why I had to

676
00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:38,880
Speaker 3: change my voice, because I didn't believe what he was saying.

677
00:30:39,240 --> 00:30:40,680
Speaker 3: I refer to him as a heat.

678
00:30:41,080 --> 00:30:43,520
Speaker 2: He is that you were playing a heat. It's very

679
00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:46,400
Speaker 2: male of you to negate Indiana.

680
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:53,200
Speaker 4: Jones, there wouldn't be dusty darks.

681
00:30:55,640 --> 00:30:57,240
Speaker 1: I have a male character as well.

682
00:30:57,560 --> 00:30:59,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, yours has a slight stutter.

683
00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:10,200
Speaker 5: You know, he's looking a bit, acting like it knows everything. Okay,

684
00:31:10,320 --> 00:31:12,560
Speaker 5: the big thing. You didn't get under that thing in time.

685
00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:16,640
Speaker 5: Just by the way, just so you know, no one's.

686
00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:18,800
Speaker 3: That's tide of hand. I'll tell you that much. I'm

687
00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:19,880
Speaker 3: a magician, uncle.

688
00:31:20,080 --> 00:31:22,440
Speaker 1: No one's that good at whips. And you know it,

689
00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:23,240
Speaker 1: and I know it too.

690
00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:23,880
Speaker 3: We all know.

691
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:27,280
Speaker 4: Occasionally whipping your own face when you practice in the

692
00:31:27,360 --> 00:31:29,440
Speaker 4: backyard with your hat.

693
00:31:29,520 --> 00:31:32,120
Speaker 3: It's more of a hat, but I tell your head.

694
00:31:32,360 --> 00:31:35,680
Speaker 1: Look, nobody can get a hat like that. It looks

695
00:31:35,680 --> 00:31:40,040
Speaker 1: that cool, you know what. I feel like.

696
00:31:40,080 --> 00:31:44,960
Speaker 2: I'm going right into a polly walnuts area, the old

697
00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:48,520
Speaker 2: polly walnuts, poly walnuts from the sopranos.

698
00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:52,240
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, Poulie with a silver on the side. I've

699
00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:56,040
Speaker 4: been wanting those silver wings. Oh yeah, I'm growing out

700
00:31:56,120 --> 00:31:58,280
Speaker 4: my hair and I would it be weird if I

701
00:31:58,440 --> 00:32:01,240
Speaker 4: just had silver comb over with things that I yes,

702
00:32:01,320 --> 00:32:02,600
Speaker 4: so I guess it would be hirre.

703
00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:03,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd wait on that.

704
00:32:04,040 --> 00:32:06,920
Speaker 3: You've got some time, You're right, I should wait until

705
00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:09,000
Speaker 3: I around people. That's a drive through stuff.

706
00:32:11,320 --> 00:32:12,760
Speaker 1: Oh look at all those cars.

707
00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:14,240
Speaker 3: Hey, we got nothing but time.

708
00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:15,720
Speaker 1: Those guys are all going in.

709
00:32:16,160 --> 00:32:17,240
Speaker 3: It's nice and safe.

710
00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:17,840
Speaker 1: Okay.

711
00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:20,040
Speaker 2: Wait, oh, I see where I am. I thought I

712
00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:21,720
Speaker 2: was one street down.

713
00:32:23,120 --> 00:32:25,560
Speaker 1: Because what about the one that's cut like on the

714
00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:28,240
Speaker 1: way back. So I just get into that line. Looks

715
00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:29,480
Speaker 1: a little crazy.

716
00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:35,000
Speaker 3: It is six cars. We can do that. Okay, that's

717
00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:36,400
Speaker 3: twelve beverages. Stop.

718
00:32:37,360 --> 00:32:39,560
Speaker 1: Look, everybody thinks they can't go to the drive room,

719
00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:40,200
Speaker 1: but they can't.

720
00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:43,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm assuming they're by the pool beverage Park.

721
00:32:45,520 --> 00:32:48,080
Speaker 3: I couldn't think of the word rules. That's because domin

722
00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:50,920
Speaker 3: I used to work in the mine. The shaft of

723
00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:52,200
Speaker 3: the mine, the worst part.

724
00:32:52,320 --> 00:32:55,600
Speaker 1: Oh, softball area. Did you see that sign?

725
00:32:55,920 --> 00:32:56,720
Speaker 3: I want it?

726
00:32:56,720 --> 00:33:00,280
Speaker 4: It's caution softball area. It's so funny. It's not until

727
00:33:00,280 --> 00:33:03,760
Speaker 4: you're locked up in a house less. It's been raining,

728
00:33:03,840 --> 00:33:06,600
Speaker 4: so it's it's helped. But I want to go play

729
00:33:06,640 --> 00:33:09,200
Speaker 4: softball now, got it? I want to play.

730
00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:12,200
Speaker 3: Gotta got to, I got to and I want to.

731
00:33:12,360 --> 00:33:15,960
Speaker 3: Softball didn't make it onto our Justin Trudeau list.

732
00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:20,120
Speaker 2: That motherfucker's trying to take softball away. And there's a

733
00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:23,480
Speaker 2: lot of girls named Shelby in northern California that won't

734
00:33:23,480 --> 00:33:23,800
Speaker 2: have it.

735
00:33:25,040 --> 00:33:27,160
Speaker 3: They won't have it with a fast underhand.

736
00:33:27,200 --> 00:33:29,920
Speaker 4: Okay, when I said six, it's before these four cars

737
00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:30,440
Speaker 4: showed up.

738
00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:36,040
Speaker 2: There's literally one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.

739
00:33:36,120 --> 00:33:37,080
Speaker 1: We're the tenth car.

740
00:33:37,440 --> 00:33:40,560
Speaker 4: Well, now that we're let's go, let's do some questions

741
00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:41,840
Speaker 4: just since we're in a line.

742
00:33:41,680 --> 00:33:42,200
Speaker 1: Let's do it.

743
00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:45,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh yeah, we'll do another episode and continue to

744
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:47,640
Speaker 4: dust off our shiny friendship.

745
00:33:51,640 --> 00:33:53,480
Speaker 1: You know it's funny. I was telling you earlier.

746
00:33:53,520 --> 00:33:56,240
Speaker 2: But I'll tell the listeners at home and at work

747
00:33:56,640 --> 00:33:59,040
Speaker 2: wherever you might be right now, hopefully not at work.

748
00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:01,720
Speaker 3: Bathtub listening to.

749
00:34:03,320 --> 00:34:05,880
Speaker 1: And us under right underneath Pavaratti.

750
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:08,320
Speaker 3: It's a great, great accompaniment.

751
00:34:09,560 --> 00:34:10,839
Speaker 1: I forgot what it was gonna say.

752
00:34:10,920 --> 00:34:14,880
Speaker 4: Oh, you might be at work, you might anyone listening.

753
00:34:15,160 --> 00:34:19,080
Speaker 4: I need to know before that attention that we're about

754
00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:20,840
Speaker 4: to dust off our shiny friendship.

755
00:34:21,040 --> 00:34:23,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then you said it's.

756
00:34:23,200 --> 00:34:24,440
Speaker 1: Because it is.

757
00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:27,359
Speaker 2: Oh, I was just going to say, I have been

758
00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:32,879
Speaker 2: listening to this podcast and lots of podcasts, because that's

759
00:34:32,960 --> 00:34:34,480
Speaker 2: kind of how I spend my daytime.

760
00:34:34,640 --> 00:34:37,279
Speaker 1: Is I'll clean my house or do something like a

761
00:34:37,560 --> 00:34:38,240
Speaker 1: you know, give.

762
00:34:38,080 --> 00:34:40,640
Speaker 2: Myself like a task, and then listen to podcasts and

763
00:34:40,680 --> 00:34:42,680
Speaker 2: it feels like I'm socializr amazing.

764
00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:46,040
Speaker 4: My apartment is spots so spotless amazing.

765
00:34:46,200 --> 00:34:47,440
Speaker 1: I realized too.

766
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:49,919
Speaker 2: I think part of me is getting ready for when

767
00:34:49,920 --> 00:34:52,080
Speaker 2: people will one day come over again.

768
00:34:52,520 --> 00:34:53,560
Speaker 1: Like I want to keep everything right.

769
00:34:53,680 --> 00:34:54,800
Speaker 3: Got to stay hopeful.

770
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:57,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, even if we know that half the state might

771
00:34:57,680 --> 00:34:59,960
Speaker 4: get this in some way, whatever we're going to have party,

772
00:35:00,280 --> 00:35:01,000
Speaker 4: it's going to pass.

773
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:01,560
Speaker 3: At some point.

774
00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:02,720
Speaker 1: There will be parties again.

775
00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:06,040
Speaker 3: These are blind promises. I do not have the data

776
00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:07,080
Speaker 3: to back up what I mean.

777
00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:08,960
Speaker 2: These are the kind of things you say when you

778
00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:11,320
Speaker 2: have to say things like that. Yeah, yeah, and we'll

779
00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:12,200
Speaker 2: and we'll say them.

780
00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:13,479
Speaker 1: Yeah hell yeah.

781
00:35:13,520 --> 00:35:16,239
Speaker 4: The other day I probably wouldn't have, But today I

782
00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:18,800
Speaker 4: was in that baby position, you know, fetal.

783
00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:25,760
Speaker 1: That's fine, he's fine.

784
00:35:25,880 --> 00:35:27,839
Speaker 3: I better come out of us with some cool art.

785
00:35:28,520 --> 00:35:29,359
Speaker 1: I'm sure you will.

786
00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:32,680
Speaker 2: Oh, but I guess my point was just listening to this,

787
00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:36,319
Speaker 2: I just need to feel the need to say that

788
00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:40,280
Speaker 2: I never stop laughing during this podcast. But it's because

789
00:35:40,880 --> 00:35:45,040
Speaker 2: you are so funny. But I listened to the podcast,

790
00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:47,120
Speaker 2: I'm like, I sound like a mental patient.

791
00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:49,160
Speaker 1: I just am laughing the entire time.

792
00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:51,799
Speaker 3: When we first started, all I was trying to do

793
00:35:51,920 --> 00:35:52,640
Speaker 3: is make you laugh.

794
00:35:53,239 --> 00:35:53,920
Speaker 1: That's the point.

795
00:35:54,120 --> 00:35:57,040
Speaker 3: And that's all. Yeah, that's all I've ever heard. That's

796
00:35:57,280 --> 00:35:57,920
Speaker 3: all I got.

797
00:35:58,080 --> 00:36:01,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's all we have in trouble times.

798
00:36:02,440 --> 00:36:03,120
Speaker 3: But thank you.

799
00:36:03,520 --> 00:36:05,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course, it's well, it is.

800
00:36:05,560 --> 00:36:09,239
Speaker 2: It's fun to actually see why people enjoy the thing

801
00:36:09,320 --> 00:36:09,680
Speaker 2: you like.

802
00:36:10,440 --> 00:36:11,280
Speaker 1: That's a nice feeling.

803
00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:15,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, and have them very close.

804
00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:17,480
Speaker 1: He needed to get to his home in the Glendale Hills.

805
00:36:17,600 --> 00:36:17,759
Speaker 4: Oh.

806
00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:19,439
Speaker 1: Also, it's a seventeen year old girl.

807
00:36:19,840 --> 00:36:23,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, she this is bizarre. I mean we are almost

808
00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:24,239
Speaker 3: kissing me.

809
00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:26,440
Speaker 1: Not a great plan, but that's fine.

810
00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:30,680
Speaker 4: You that's not six feet sir. I don't know where

811
00:36:30,719 --> 00:36:31,520
Speaker 4: your car's being.

812
00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:34,680
Speaker 1: The person just blocked them more.

813
00:36:34,880 --> 00:36:38,600
Speaker 3: I mean they they could have handled that differently.

814
00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:39,239
Speaker 1: I think, I think so.

815
00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:41,480
Speaker 2: But you know what what it always is, and that

816
00:36:41,719 --> 00:36:44,720
Speaker 2: circumstance a fucking BMW every time.

817
00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:46,520
Speaker 4: Hey, no, of fancy if you're out there and you

818
00:36:46,560 --> 00:36:48,640
Speaker 4: get but if it's new, sorry fuck you.

819
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,040
Speaker 3: If you got it used and it's cool and you

820
00:36:52,120 --> 00:36:53,680
Speaker 3: worked on it.

821
00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:56,840
Speaker 2: Maybe, but still, you know something happens to people in BMW,

822
00:36:57,120 --> 00:36:57,520
Speaker 2: or if.

823
00:36:57,440 --> 00:36:58,880
Speaker 3: You bought it and you're like, well, am I going

824
00:36:58,920 --> 00:37:00,919
Speaker 3: to look like a douche? It's such a nice car? Hey,

825
00:37:00,960 --> 00:37:01,400
Speaker 3: I get it.

826
00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:05,680
Speaker 4: I've been behind the wheel wearing a disguise because I

827
00:37:05,680 --> 00:37:08,200
Speaker 4: don't want anyone to see I'm in an asshole car.

828
00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:12,279
Speaker 1: What kind of disguise do you? Where is it? It must.

829
00:37:16,680 --> 00:37:18,640
Speaker 3: One of us, I guess.

830
00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:23,239
Speaker 4: A guy who doesn't finish sentences mustache.

831
00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:30,480
Speaker 1: Drive and drive the senor's voice. Oh you know that?

832
00:37:31,320 --> 00:37:33,920
Speaker 3: Oh I know what's that from you?

833
00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:36,680
Speaker 1: When you draw a little milk on your hands.

834
00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:40,080
Speaker 4: You know, maybe I'll do that tomorrow during my lock in.

835
00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:43,719
Speaker 4: Do different draw different faces on my hand yep.

836
00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:45,600
Speaker 1: Senor very good?

837
00:37:45,800 --> 00:37:46,919
Speaker 3: It does, really very good.

838
00:37:47,239 --> 00:37:50,000
Speaker 4: Have you ever done the putting eyes on your chin

839
00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:53,759
Speaker 4: and then looking someone else has to do it and

840
00:37:53,760 --> 00:37:56,080
Speaker 4: then watch their mouth talk with the eyes so their

841
00:37:56,200 --> 00:37:58,799
Speaker 4: chin is the top of that. Yeah, that always looks

842
00:37:58,840 --> 00:37:59,400
Speaker 4: pretty funny.

843
00:37:59,520 --> 00:38:00,440
Speaker 1: That blows your mind.

844
00:38:00,640 --> 00:38:01,439
Speaker 3: It still does.

845
00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:05,680
Speaker 4: Man, I don't need acid and uh, you know shrooms

846
00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:10,160
Speaker 4: and ludes and uppers and quakers and downers and up

847
00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:13,440
Speaker 4: and ups and side jammers.

848
00:38:13,760 --> 00:38:18,400
Speaker 1: You don't even need side jammers. That's how great putting

849
00:38:18,440 --> 00:38:20,640
Speaker 1: two googly eyes on your chain is.

850
00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:22,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a drug to me.

851
00:38:23,040 --> 00:38:24,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got it.

852
00:38:24,640 --> 00:38:27,800
Speaker 3: First question is that Tom.

853
00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:29,239
Speaker 1: Petty in the car behind us?

854
00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:29,720
Speaker 3: Oh?

855
00:38:29,760 --> 00:38:31,960
Speaker 1: Wow, the re animated corps.

856
00:38:32,120 --> 00:38:34,799
Speaker 4: Have you've seen the It's on YouTube, Tom Petty and

857
00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:39,000
Speaker 4: Carry Shandling where neighbors carry Shandling and Tom Petty hanging

858
00:38:39,040 --> 00:38:43,160
Speaker 4: out in his recording studio. Yeah, they were like real

859
00:38:43,200 --> 00:38:46,319
Speaker 4: life neighbors. And it's right before. I can't remember who

860
00:38:46,360 --> 00:38:51,359
Speaker 4: died first. Oh that's good. They both died very similar. Yeah,

861
00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:55,520
Speaker 4: and they were Tom Petty is so funny. He's just dry,

862
00:38:55,600 --> 00:38:57,839
Speaker 4: and was listening to him talk and waiting his turn,

863
00:38:57,920 --> 00:39:00,360
Speaker 4: and he'd fucking throw out a zanger.

864
00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:01,640
Speaker 1: Because he's the genius.

865
00:39:01,680 --> 00:39:03,560
Speaker 3: They yeah, they it made me.

866
00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:06,839
Speaker 4: And he had like old equipment like his You could

867
00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:08,719
Speaker 4: tell he'd lived in that house for a long time

868
00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:12,080
Speaker 4: and he's still recorded in his studio and it was

869
00:39:12,320 --> 00:39:13,919
Speaker 4: kind of like seventies looking sound.

870
00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:15,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's just.

871
00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:16,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's the coolest. You know.

872
00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:19,319
Speaker 2: There's I think I've told you about this before, but

873
00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:23,320
Speaker 2: there is a video clearly Tom Petty is on hard drugs,

874
00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:28,920
Speaker 2: like probably acid or heroin, and they're doing break down,

875
00:39:29,440 --> 00:39:32,080
Speaker 2: go ahead and give to me, and he during the

876
00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:35,160
Speaker 2: bridge of that song put like I don't know if

877
00:39:35,160 --> 00:39:37,520
Speaker 2: he takes his guitar off or if he's not playing it.

878
00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:40,680
Speaker 2: Whatever happens, he walks over to the backup singers and

879
00:39:40,719 --> 00:39:43,719
Speaker 2: like goes and hugs him for a while, and they're

880
00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:46,520
Speaker 2: just like they don't really know what to do. They

881
00:39:46,560 --> 00:39:48,840
Speaker 2: just keep singing the refrain.

882
00:39:48,719 --> 00:39:51,359
Speaker 4: Basically gonna say it's on acid. Well, I've never done

883
00:39:51,360 --> 00:39:52,160
Speaker 4: to heroin.

884
00:39:52,719 --> 00:39:56,080
Speaker 1: Right, You're right. Acid's more of a reach out and touch.

885
00:39:56,840 --> 00:40:00,000
Speaker 3: I've never felt better than on it. I highly read

886
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:00,600
Speaker 3: recommend it.

887
00:40:01,080 --> 00:40:06,240
Speaker 4: Sorry, all the other ones I prayed will loserees aids

888
00:40:06,280 --> 00:40:09,200
Speaker 4: for winner. Everyone should try it once a year, but

889
00:40:09,360 --> 00:40:13,040
Speaker 4: remember you're gonna do it and like around four pm,

890
00:40:13,360 --> 00:40:15,920
Speaker 4: and then you will not come down for hours and

891
00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:17,040
Speaker 4: hours and hours.

892
00:40:17,239 --> 00:40:19,439
Speaker 3: When I say it's great, it's while you're a week. Well,

893
00:40:19,440 --> 00:40:19,879
Speaker 3: you're awake.

894
00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:22,640
Speaker 4: When you go to sleep, you will see flaming spinning

895
00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:26,520
Speaker 4: Mickey Mouse heads and they do not stop multiplying.

896
00:40:26,640 --> 00:40:27,480
Speaker 1: Are you saying mine?

897
00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:29,279
Speaker 3: Is that?

898
00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:33,360
Speaker 2: Mine was goofy, no spinning, goofy faces.

899
00:40:33,440 --> 00:40:34,919
Speaker 3: I saw Mickey Mouse spinning heads.

900
00:40:34,920 --> 00:40:35,520
Speaker 1: Are you serious?

901
00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:37,640
Speaker 3: Yeah? And I'm like, why Mickey Mouse? I don't even

902
00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:38,440
Speaker 3: care about Disney.

903
00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:41,600
Speaker 2: That's what I said. It was goofy spinning like that.

904
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:44,800
Speaker 2: That's all folks. Circle But just like stewed.

905
00:40:44,840 --> 00:40:48,279
Speaker 4: Would it be interrupted by you imagining getting shot by

906
00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:48,959
Speaker 4: a machine gun?

907
00:40:49,320 --> 00:40:49,640
Speaker 1: No?

908
00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:53,160
Speaker 4: Okay, So it wasn't all Disney.

909
00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:54,640
Speaker 3: It wasn't the happiest place.

910
00:40:55,600 --> 00:40:58,520
Speaker 2: I was very disappointed in myself though, for the Like

911
00:40:58,600 --> 00:41:01,239
Speaker 2: I close my eyes and would come up and it

912
00:41:01,239 --> 00:41:04,840
Speaker 2: would come up in like in like five across five

913
00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:08,520
Speaker 2: down grid of spinning goofy heads, and and then I

914
00:41:08,640 --> 00:41:09,840
Speaker 2: just opened my eyes again and go.

915
00:41:09,920 --> 00:41:11,160
Speaker 1: You gotta be fucking kidding out.

916
00:41:11,239 --> 00:41:15,479
Speaker 3: You have a celloud things in come? We do that mine? Yeah?

917
00:41:15,680 --> 00:41:17,360
Speaker 1: And are you related to Kevin?

918
00:41:18,160 --> 00:41:21,800
Speaker 4: I think Jim Hamilton, he's we are our friend h

919
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:24,440
Speaker 4: Nate had a birthday and we did it was like

920
00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:27,680
Speaker 4: a Smarties candy and I and I had I was

921
00:41:27,719 --> 00:41:31,400
Speaker 4: the funnest time I've ever had. But he stayed at

922
00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:33,040
Speaker 4: my place and he was in the living room. I

923
00:41:33,080 --> 00:41:35,480
Speaker 4: was in my bedroom and neither of us could sleep.

924
00:41:36,280 --> 00:41:38,600
Speaker 4: And I think he mentioned that he was seeing Mickey

925
00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:40,680
Speaker 4: mouse heads and then all of a sudden that turned

926
00:41:40,719 --> 00:41:43,719
Speaker 4: on the switch. So I Jim started it so it

927
00:41:43,760 --> 00:41:47,680
Speaker 4: didn't come out of nowhere. But yes, Disney character heads

928
00:41:47,719 --> 00:41:53,560
Speaker 4: disembodied amazing, rotating and multiplying until they they just wouldn't

929
00:41:53,560 --> 00:41:54,440
Speaker 4: stop getting smaller.

930
00:41:54,560 --> 00:41:58,560
Speaker 1: Horrifying. Okay, sorry, I'm going to pause you.

931
00:41:59,040 --> 00:42:01,600
Speaker 2: I want to tell everybody we have so many gift

932
00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:05,160
Speaker 2: cards from Starbucks that every person in this car should

933
00:42:05,160 --> 00:42:08,400
Speaker 2: get at least one food item along with their coffee drink,

934
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:11,280
Speaker 2: just so we can start using up these gift cards,

935
00:42:11,520 --> 00:42:13,040
Speaker 2: right And you.

936
00:42:13,080 --> 00:42:15,239
Speaker 1: Don't even have one on me if you oh, I

937
00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:16,000
Speaker 1: have in my purse.

938
00:42:16,040 --> 00:42:18,400
Speaker 2: But if you need a sandwich. Stephen, Please don't be

939
00:42:18,440 --> 00:42:21,520
Speaker 2: afraid to order yourself a dessert or whatever you want.

940
00:42:21,600 --> 00:42:24,520
Speaker 3: You just have to remember to eat very closed now.

941
00:42:24,719 --> 00:42:26,360
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, well hate.

942
00:42:26,120 --> 00:42:27,840
Speaker 1: That it is gross.

943
00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:30,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, unless you're totally getting off on it, and that

944
00:42:30,719 --> 00:42:32,560
Speaker 2: it's a different thing, you should be paying for it.

945
00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:33,600
Speaker 3: Yeah right right?

946
00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:36,080
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, if you like it, I'll rub on some

947
00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:38,000
Speaker 4: vinyl while I eat, if that's here.

948
00:42:38,160 --> 00:42:39,640
Speaker 3: If whatever shakes your.

949
00:42:41,680 --> 00:42:44,760
Speaker 1: Shakes, you, can I help you today?

950
00:42:44,840 --> 00:42:45,000
Speaker 5: Hi?

951
00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:49,479
Speaker 2: A couple drinks? Can I get a triple tall one

952
00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:50,240
Speaker 2: pump mocha?

953
00:42:50,719 --> 00:42:56,280
Speaker 3: What do you want? I'll have it? Yes, a vanilla

954
00:42:56,680 --> 00:42:59,000
Speaker 3: almond milk latte? Do they do that?

955
00:42:59,200 --> 00:42:59,640
Speaker 1: Yeah? I can?

956
00:42:59,760 --> 00:43:04,600
Speaker 2: And can I get a grande almond milk latte with vanilla?

957
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:10,439
Speaker 1: You got it? Ste You want your hot, hot, hot

958
00:43:10,480 --> 00:43:12,800
Speaker 1: please in just one pump up the vanilla? Please?

959
00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:16,200
Speaker 3: Thank you, thank you, Stephen? Could I actually try the

960
00:43:16,280 --> 00:43:17,560
Speaker 3: Golden ginger drink?

961
00:43:18,719 --> 00:43:19,000
Speaker 1: Would you?

962
00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:21,359
Speaker 3: And then?

963
00:43:21,680 --> 00:43:25,160
Speaker 7: Could I get a double smoked bacon and cheddar sandwich.

964
00:43:25,320 --> 00:43:27,560
Speaker 1: Do you have the rice crispy treats?

965
00:43:27,760 --> 00:43:28,680
Speaker 5: Yes? I do?

966
00:43:28,680 --> 00:43:29,239
Speaker 1: Do you want one?

967
00:43:29,719 --> 00:43:29,959
Speaker 3: Yeah?

968
00:43:30,120 --> 00:43:32,280
Speaker 1: Can I get two of those? Please? And then we're done?

969
00:43:32,520 --> 00:43:32,680
Speaker 2: Oh?

970
00:43:32,760 --> 00:43:33,399
Speaker 3: I can't wait.

971
00:43:33,600 --> 00:43:36,920
Speaker 2: Oh, guys, it's so normalizing to be here at Starbucks.

972
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:39,640
Speaker 1: I want to cry. It feels so normal.

973
00:43:40,040 --> 00:43:44,319
Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel it's it's comforting, it's nice. I don't

974
00:43:44,360 --> 00:43:47,240
Speaker 3: want that lying to ever oh.

975
00:43:47,120 --> 00:43:48,040
Speaker 1: Good, because it won't.

976
00:43:48,239 --> 00:43:51,040
Speaker 2: Did I ever say Patrick Thornton gave us one and

977
00:43:51,080 --> 00:43:54,880
Speaker 2: it says, uh, skip the straws, save the turtles.

978
00:43:54,520 --> 00:43:57,840
Speaker 1: Patrick, Patrick Thornton. We always do, We always do.

979
00:43:57,960 --> 00:43:58,240
Speaker 3: Pat.

980
00:43:58,239 --> 00:44:01,480
Speaker 2: Thank you very much Patrick for giving us lovely. And

981
00:44:01,520 --> 00:44:04,120
Speaker 2: then here's one from Margaret and Cecilia from Philly. We

982
00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:05,680
Speaker 2: love you guys, dine North forever.

983
00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:08,560
Speaker 3: Oh, I have a show in Philly next month. I

984
00:44:08,600 --> 00:44:09,680
Speaker 3: wonder if it's canceled.

985
00:44:09,760 --> 00:44:10,960
Speaker 1: Oh, I bet it is.

986
00:44:11,280 --> 00:44:14,279
Speaker 2: But if it's not, Margaret and Cecilia, you better be

987
00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:15,640
Speaker 2: there for Chris Fairbanks.

988
00:44:15,640 --> 00:44:18,480
Speaker 3: But I have a good, good comedy website, and see

989
00:44:18,520 --> 00:44:19,720
Speaker 3: if I'm still coming.

990
00:44:19,840 --> 00:44:20,879
Speaker 1: It's canceled.

991
00:44:21,080 --> 00:44:22,040
Speaker 3: So is New York.

992
00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:23,319
Speaker 1: I face it.

993
00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:26,640
Speaker 4: I know that's all right. Meantime, I'm going to do

994
00:44:26,760 --> 00:44:31,480
Speaker 4: some animations. We're gonna start. I gotta get that sewing

995
00:44:31,560 --> 00:44:32,839
Speaker 4: machine you said I need to get.

996
00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:35,680
Speaker 1: Oh right, Yes, you have to start making COVID masks.

997
00:44:35,880 --> 00:44:37,479
Speaker 3: Yes, and what else?

998
00:44:37,520 --> 00:44:37,959
Speaker 1: What else?

999
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:38,120
Speaker 2: Right?

1000
00:44:38,360 --> 00:44:40,600
Speaker 3: Jokes? God? I gotta sit around write jokes.

1001
00:44:40,640 --> 00:44:42,560
Speaker 2: You know what we gotta do. We got to answer

1002
00:44:42,600 --> 00:44:46,080
Speaker 2: some fucking We are now forty good at that.

1003
00:44:46,120 --> 00:44:49,880
Speaker 4: If we had commercial breaks, it would never happen abruptly.

1004
00:44:50,520 --> 00:44:52,719
Speaker 7: By the way, Gary Shanley and Tom Petty were both

1005
00:44:52,719 --> 00:44:55,120
Speaker 7: the same age when they died at sixty six, but

1006
00:44:55,760 --> 00:44:56,440
Speaker 7: a year apart.

1007
00:44:56,760 --> 00:45:00,080
Speaker 1: And who went for chandling first got.

1008
00:45:00,520 --> 00:45:03,200
Speaker 7: So And oh in the name of that that puppet

1009
00:45:03,520 --> 00:45:06,160
Speaker 7: neighbors recording thing is called shut up, little man.

1010
00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:06,960
Speaker 1: Shut up, little man.

1011
00:45:07,280 --> 00:45:09,440
Speaker 3: I never know that. That is newest to me.

1012
00:45:09,840 --> 00:45:13,320
Speaker 4: It was seriously on it as if as if Indiana

1013
00:45:13,440 --> 00:45:16,600
Speaker 4: found it himself, a dusty old BHS type with no

1014
00:45:16,719 --> 00:45:19,120
Speaker 4: label lavel that that Martha just happen.

1015
00:45:19,200 --> 00:45:21,920
Speaker 2: You should watch the documentary though, because it's really Oh

1016
00:45:21,960 --> 00:45:23,320
Speaker 2: I will yeah, wow.

1017
00:45:23,520 --> 00:45:28,759
Speaker 1: Is that an earthquake? A size seize? Oh cool?

1018
00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:31,560
Speaker 3: Okay, right now, what it means they're gonna laugh?

1019
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:35,680
Speaker 4: What just because it was, uh, this one has to

1020
00:45:35,680 --> 00:45:36,759
Speaker 4: balance on the bottom.

1021
00:45:36,640 --> 00:45:38,600
Speaker 1: Great pewter tosses, Oh toss please.

1022
00:45:39,640 --> 00:45:42,800
Speaker 4: So one of my friends, uh he called my blood

1023
00:45:43,320 --> 00:45:44,680
Speaker 4: and he's like, I bet that you will get a

1024
00:45:44,760 --> 00:45:48,000
Speaker 4: ns use saying bet and me out of theopholes.

1025
00:45:48,040 --> 00:45:51,680
Speaker 3: I'm like, bet, so it's in saying it in Japanese.

1026
00:45:51,880 --> 00:45:55,279
Speaker 1: Oh wow, bet the word bet bet. That's hilarious.

1027
00:45:55,880 --> 00:45:57,480
Speaker 3: Oh wow, you found a loophole.

1028
00:45:57,719 --> 00:46:01,120
Speaker 1: Yeah. Really like all of my you can't see them.

1029
00:46:01,160 --> 00:46:03,120
Speaker 3: I like everything covered up with these two. It's like

1030
00:46:03,160 --> 00:46:04,600
Speaker 3: it's all Japanese traditional.

1031
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:08,880
Speaker 1: Oh that's cool. And then some sound waves. I like it.

1032
00:46:09,239 --> 00:46:11,200
Speaker 1: Are you an editor? I am not.

1033
00:46:11,440 --> 00:46:16,040
Speaker 2: I'm actually a My degree will be in caesiology kinesiology.

1034
00:46:16,320 --> 00:46:18,960
Speaker 1: Oh wow, cool, so you'd be a physical therapist.

1035
00:46:20,719 --> 00:46:23,480
Speaker 4: I wouldn't want to go for occupational or chiropractor if

1036
00:46:23,560 --> 00:46:24,680
Speaker 4: I decided to go that route.

1037
00:46:25,120 --> 00:46:26,719
Speaker 3: But right now I'm leaning.

1038
00:46:26,560 --> 00:46:29,640
Speaker 4: Towards going back to school and getting getting a master's

1039
00:46:29,680 --> 00:46:31,799
Speaker 4: in business management and hopefully opening up my own change

1040
00:46:31,800 --> 00:46:32,160
Speaker 4: of gyms.

1041
00:46:32,280 --> 00:46:36,520
Speaker 1: Oh wow, that's awesome. Yeah, thank you. Just have a

1042
00:46:36,560 --> 00:46:40,040
Speaker 1: good one. And then I made friends with Kevin.

1043
00:46:40,280 --> 00:46:42,040
Speaker 3: I didn't know what kinesiology was.

1044
00:46:44,520 --> 00:46:50,160
Speaker 1: It's the study of movement, human movement. Let's see it.

1045
00:46:55,200 --> 00:46:55,560
Speaker 3: All right.

1046
00:46:56,080 --> 00:47:02,880
Speaker 4: Yes, we asked, We asked you guys for questions for

1047
00:47:03,080 --> 00:47:06,160
Speaker 4: us for this episode and probably the next one, since

1048
00:47:06,239 --> 00:47:07,640
Speaker 4: we were such wind bags.

1049
00:47:07,719 --> 00:47:09,760
Speaker 1: Oh my god, we really did have to get it together.

1050
00:47:10,680 --> 00:47:13,400
Speaker 4: And this is what we got from Instagram and Twitter

1051
00:47:13,560 --> 00:47:16,799
Speaker 4: and yeah, and all the ways people reached out.

1052
00:47:16,880 --> 00:47:19,799
Speaker 2: Oh, I said raged out, but I meant reached out.

1053
00:47:19,880 --> 00:47:22,160
Speaker 2: I'm going to show you this, Chris, before we start.

1054
00:47:23,640 --> 00:47:23,680
Speaker 4: That.

1055
00:47:23,840 --> 00:47:27,920
Speaker 2: People started sending me questions on Twitter, and then the girl,

1056
00:47:28,120 --> 00:47:31,000
Speaker 2: the woman, or the person I should say in this

1057
00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:33,279
Speaker 2: day and age, I should be saying the person right

1058
00:47:33,440 --> 00:47:38,000
Speaker 2: right who said sorry, take so many pictures of my dogs.

1059
00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:41,600
Speaker 1: I really think it's that's the bestes. She looked like

1060
00:47:41,719 --> 00:47:42,839
Speaker 1: she just did something bad.

1061
00:47:43,040 --> 00:47:44,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, there should be garbage behind her.

1062
00:47:44,880 --> 00:47:48,440
Speaker 2: El Jacobson or Ellie, I can't see. She asked us

1063
00:47:48,520 --> 00:47:51,040
Speaker 2: to tell our origin story. She said, maybe it's already

1064
00:47:51,080 --> 00:47:54,800
Speaker 2: been done. But Chris and Karen's origin story. And also

1065
00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:57,440
Speaker 2: I made that little car. So the picture we posted

1066
00:47:57,520 --> 00:47:59,920
Speaker 2: last week, Yes, that's Ellie Jacobs.

1067
00:48:00,239 --> 00:48:05,600
Speaker 4: Ellie made this perfect like envelope holder for the gift card.

1068
00:48:05,760 --> 00:48:10,600
Speaker 4: That was a cardboard almost version of the constant Designer

1069
00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:12,200
Speaker 4: Volvo driving a Volva.

1070
00:48:12,280 --> 00:48:13,520
Speaker 3: But it's Karen's streamcar.

1071
00:48:13,760 --> 00:48:17,840
Speaker 2: It's and that concert designer design of that. Do you

1072
00:48:17,880 --> 00:48:19,440
Speaker 2: need to ride with all three of us in the car?

1073
00:48:19,600 --> 00:48:20,480
Speaker 2: Is our favorite?

1074
00:48:20,840 --> 00:48:21,040
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1075
00:48:21,200 --> 00:48:22,440
Speaker 1: It is that that.

1076
00:48:23,920 --> 00:48:26,760
Speaker 3: I you have a bunch of gifts. It's almost staggering.

1077
00:48:27,320 --> 00:48:30,720
Speaker 4: I've I've typed her name in you have a gift

1078
00:48:31,360 --> 00:48:33,520
Speaker 4: team out there, make I don't it's.

1079
00:48:33,440 --> 00:48:35,000
Speaker 3: One person gift. It's not true.

1080
00:48:35,520 --> 00:48:37,839
Speaker 1: And she listens to this too. You have other ones

1081
00:48:37,960 --> 00:48:41,120
Speaker 1: does it, but it's from Here's the thing. I don't

1082
00:48:41,320 --> 00:48:41,520
Speaker 1: like it.

1083
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:43,879
Speaker 2: I love that she does it. I love that people

1084
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:46,560
Speaker 2: use them. That's all fine. It's horrifying.

1085
00:48:46,800 --> 00:48:47,440
Speaker 1: It's not for me.

1086
00:48:48,200 --> 00:48:49,960
Speaker 3: A lot of them. I'm like, what the hell was this?

1087
00:48:50,160 --> 00:48:51,959
Speaker 3: Were you in a what were you in a music

1088
00:48:52,080 --> 00:48:54,480
Speaker 3: video where people are fighting in the background? Were you?

1089
00:48:55,239 --> 00:48:57,760
Speaker 3: Were you in the Fiona Apple across the university?

1090
00:48:58,400 --> 00:49:03,319
Speaker 2: Little that that's my and Eric made a video when

1091
00:49:03,320 --> 00:49:06,359
Speaker 2: I was in Chicago and my album had came out.

1092
00:49:06,400 --> 00:49:08,520
Speaker 2: Then I moved to Chicago to go work on a

1093
00:49:08,640 --> 00:49:11,759
Speaker 2: talk show, and so while we were there, the guy

1094
00:49:11,800 --> 00:49:14,120
Speaker 2: that was in charge of the field department, and sorry, Eric,

1095
00:49:14,239 --> 00:49:16,840
Speaker 2: I cannot remember your last name off the top, and

1096
00:49:16,920 --> 00:49:18,680
Speaker 2: you're one of my favorite people on the planet. It

1097
00:49:18,800 --> 00:49:23,040
Speaker 2: starts the mess anyway, he was like, that's what he

1098
00:49:23,280 --> 00:49:25,520
Speaker 2: was worked in the field department. But that's he loved

1099
00:49:25,719 --> 00:49:29,920
Speaker 2: making videos. That's he's a really talented director. It's my

1100
00:49:30,040 --> 00:49:33,680
Speaker 2: Christmas song Drink My Way through Christmas And basically I

1101
00:49:33,880 --> 00:49:35,560
Speaker 2: punched Santa Claus in the face and.

1102
00:49:35,640 --> 00:49:38,480
Speaker 3: Start a bar fight Claus in the background.

1103
00:49:38,560 --> 00:49:41,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, basically I'm sitting at a bar singing the song

1104
00:49:41,600 --> 00:49:43,640
Speaker 2: and then I punched Santa Claus in the face. Then

1105
00:49:43,719 --> 00:49:47,840
Speaker 2: it starts a bar fight that is insanely epic and hilarious,

1106
00:49:47,960 --> 00:49:49,560
Speaker 2: and then I just leave out the back door.

1107
00:49:49,640 --> 00:49:51,160
Speaker 1: All the place is going crazy.

1108
00:49:51,520 --> 00:49:51,719
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1109
00:49:51,840 --> 00:49:55,239
Speaker 4: That Who's the country artist that I probably didn't would

1110
00:49:55,360 --> 00:49:56,840
Speaker 4: never want to talk politics with.

1111
00:49:57,040 --> 00:50:01,440
Speaker 3: But he's total ke. Yeah, there's one. I love this

1112
00:50:01,760 --> 00:50:04,000
Speaker 3: bar or whatever, I don't know, and people are.

1113
00:50:03,960 --> 00:50:07,480
Speaker 4: Just fighting and he's singing well, glass is bouncing off

1114
00:50:07,520 --> 00:50:10,520
Speaker 4: his face, and I have to say, it's just such

1115
00:50:10,560 --> 00:50:11,719
Speaker 4: a reminder of my.

1116
00:50:11,880 --> 00:50:13,439
Speaker 3: Childhood of home. Yeah.

1117
00:50:13,960 --> 00:50:18,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, takes me back to Montana or gift scenes from movies.

1118
00:50:18,600 --> 00:50:21,680
Speaker 4: But who doesn't like like an epic.

1119
00:50:21,440 --> 00:50:23,479
Speaker 1: Bar fight takes me back to the TV?

1120
00:50:23,960 --> 00:50:26,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly that scene in Hooper.

1121
00:50:27,239 --> 00:50:32,120
Speaker 1: Where you know Yeah, yeah, sure, okay, Steven, let's do it.

1122
00:50:32,320 --> 00:50:35,200
Speaker 1: Let's finally stop teasing and one right now.

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Speaker 7: No, This first question from mcgiggles on Twitter is what

1124
00:50:41,120 --> 00:50:43,520
Speaker 7: song would you lead your neighborhood in a sing along.

1125
00:50:43,640 --> 00:50:47,719
Speaker 7: Allah that viral video of the Italians quarantines in Italy.

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00:50:48,160 --> 00:50:54,719
Speaker 4: Oh, it's always hard because speaking of karaoke, I'm always like, oh,

1127
00:50:54,840 --> 00:50:57,680
Speaker 4: what's going to be. Everyone knows that you'll be a

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00:50:57,800 --> 00:50:59,680
Speaker 4: huge hit if you sing Sweet Caroline.

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Speaker 3: But if you don't sing that, you're a hack.

1130
00:51:02,320 --> 00:51:06,080
Speaker 4: Yes, but I'm always confronted by it because I can

1131
00:51:06,600 --> 00:51:10,640
Speaker 4: my voice just can turn into Neil Diamonds. I'm not exaggerating,

1132
00:51:10,719 --> 00:51:12,600
Speaker 4: but listen to me now, I sound like Neil diamond

1133
00:51:13,239 --> 00:51:13,920
Speaker 4: Just listen.

1134
00:51:13,719 --> 00:51:19,520
Speaker 2: To me, right, Yeah, you're right there at all times. Well,

1135
00:51:19,600 --> 00:51:21,560
Speaker 2: I think Sweet Caroline, though, is a cropleaser.

1136
00:51:21,560 --> 00:51:23,120
Speaker 1: I think it is. You can't think that.

1137
00:51:23,320 --> 00:51:25,560
Speaker 2: That's again, that's our nineties upbra hanging. We can't think

1138
00:51:25,600 --> 00:51:27,240
Speaker 2: things are hacky just because they're popular.

1139
00:51:28,040 --> 00:51:30,960
Speaker 3: Imagine a whole block of people going bada.

1140
00:51:31,320 --> 00:51:34,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, it has to be hands where everyone there's like

1141
00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:38,400
Speaker 4: a interactive vibe to it where people chime in.

1142
00:51:39,800 --> 00:51:43,600
Speaker 3: Otherwise you're just singing. You're just you know. Robin Williams

1143
00:51:43,640 --> 00:51:45,360
Speaker 3: on the saxophone.

1144
00:51:45,640 --> 00:51:48,920
Speaker 4: Moscow on the huts, I guess was a stupid he's

1145
00:51:48,920 --> 00:51:50,160
Speaker 4: always playing saxophone.

1146
00:51:50,200 --> 00:51:53,239
Speaker 1: He was really he was a sad Russian playing saxophone.

1147
00:51:54,280 --> 00:51:55,080
Speaker 1: I think mine.

1148
00:51:55,960 --> 00:51:58,200
Speaker 2: I actually tried to write this as a tweet and

1149
00:51:58,320 --> 00:52:00,160
Speaker 2: it was too long and then I just quit. But

1150
00:52:00,800 --> 00:52:03,360
Speaker 2: I want to go out onto my balcony.

1151
00:52:03,520 --> 00:52:08,080
Speaker 1: And yell the dog Lady's monologue from rear window where

1152
00:52:08,160 --> 00:52:10,959
Speaker 1: she goes what I didn't do it to Mahu because

1153
00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:13,239
Speaker 1: he liked it. You know, when the lady finds her

1154
00:52:13,280 --> 00:52:15,480
Speaker 1: dog dead in the flower bed. She's like, because he

1155
00:52:15,680 --> 00:52:18,400
Speaker 1: liked it. It's one of the only nice people in

1156
00:52:18,480 --> 00:52:20,560
Speaker 1: this staborhood. And you had to do this to him,

1157
00:52:20,560 --> 00:52:20,880
Speaker 1: didn't you.

1158
00:52:21,160 --> 00:52:23,520
Speaker 3: So from your window you would yell out lines from

1159
00:52:23,560 --> 00:52:24,520
Speaker 3: the movie rear window.

1160
00:52:24,560 --> 00:52:26,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would do. It's a very short monologue.

1161
00:52:26,800 --> 00:52:29,719
Speaker 2: It it's about fifteen lines, and it would just be

1162
00:52:29,840 --> 00:52:32,120
Speaker 2: me crying and accusing people of killing my dog.

1163
00:52:32,640 --> 00:52:34,640
Speaker 3: And then at the end they would all just clap.

1164
00:52:34,920 --> 00:52:36,759
Speaker 3: It's like, I believe that was a performance.

1165
00:52:36,920 --> 00:52:37,080
Speaker 6: Yeah.

1166
00:52:37,080 --> 00:52:40,040
Speaker 2: I think she's auditioning for something, even though it's not

1167
00:52:40,400 --> 00:52:41,680
Speaker 2: pilot season and we.

1168
00:52:41,800 --> 00:52:46,400
Speaker 4: Know, Unlass, you're doing self tape. No one's auditioning right now,

1169
00:52:46,560 --> 00:52:50,200
Speaker 4: no one's interested. I haven't had one cat food commercial.

1170
00:52:51,640 --> 00:52:53,440
Speaker 1: Okay, we've done it all right.

1171
00:52:54,120 --> 00:52:56,920
Speaker 7: At Chloe Leisure says, would you rather do dinaer in

1172
00:52:56,960 --> 00:52:59,560
Speaker 7: a fanboat in the Everglades or in a hot air balloon.

1173
00:53:00,520 --> 00:53:04,560
Speaker 4: Oh that's a great question, just for noise reasons. The

1174
00:53:04,640 --> 00:53:07,239
Speaker 4: hot air balloon. Yep, that'll periodically be.

1175
00:53:10,880 --> 00:53:11,080
Speaker 3: Weird.

1176
00:53:11,120 --> 00:53:13,080
Speaker 1: Albatro the floor.

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00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:18,400
Speaker 3: Sorry I didn't. I just won up your bird noise.

1178
00:53:19,280 --> 00:53:20,360
Speaker 1: That's okay. Here's a pigeon.

1179
00:53:25,880 --> 00:53:27,080
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, it's a chicken.

1180
00:53:27,320 --> 00:53:29,680
Speaker 1: Did you want to at least be accurate?

1181
00:53:29,760 --> 00:53:32,440
Speaker 3: That's what I call them. Their pigeons are just street chickens.

1182
00:53:33,320 --> 00:53:35,120
Speaker 3: I've always said that you have.

1183
00:53:35,280 --> 00:53:35,719
Speaker 1: It's true.

1184
00:53:35,960 --> 00:53:40,640
Speaker 3: They're dirty dusty doves. Dirty you, dirty dusty dog.

1185
00:53:40,840 --> 00:53:41,719
Speaker 1: No, this guy's back.

1186
00:53:44,239 --> 00:53:46,320
Speaker 3: Oh that is my normal laugh. By the way, I

1187
00:53:46,400 --> 00:53:47,000
Speaker 3: do not have the.

1188
00:53:47,040 --> 00:53:52,600
Speaker 1: Cove COVID nineteen. Hey nineteen? Is it fifteen?

1189
00:53:52,880 --> 00:53:56,320
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, I would sing. I'm from my window. I

1190
00:53:56,480 --> 00:53:57,560
Speaker 3: just go back to that question.

1191
00:53:57,640 --> 00:53:58,759
Speaker 1: Oh you need to change it.

1192
00:53:58,960 --> 00:54:01,560
Speaker 3: No, no, I guess I'll go Sweet Caroline.

1193
00:54:01,719 --> 00:54:04,239
Speaker 4: I'm my boat is hot air balloon, and I've never

1194
00:54:04,320 --> 00:54:06,280
Speaker 4: been ballooning. I've never been offered.

1195
00:54:07,480 --> 00:54:10,680
Speaker 1: You'll get there someday, thank you. I do. I am

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00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:13,840
Speaker 1: very interested in going on a fan boat in the Everglades.

1197
00:54:13,880 --> 00:54:14,440
Speaker 1: I really am.

1198
00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:16,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, they just skim along the top.

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Speaker 2: I think we would have to save the recording for

1200
00:54:20,080 --> 00:54:22,040
Speaker 2: the in between time when we're just floating.

1201
00:54:22,160 --> 00:54:23,320
Speaker 1: But I really like that idea.

1202
00:54:23,840 --> 00:54:27,160
Speaker 7: Yeah, well, I just did the Everglades trip this past Christmas,

1203
00:54:27,760 --> 00:54:29,719
Speaker 7: and you'd be surprised as actually how quiet they are.

1204
00:54:29,800 --> 00:54:30,759
Speaker 3: It's actually very eary.

1205
00:54:31,160 --> 00:54:32,680
Speaker 2: Those you're kind of just gliding And this is a

1206
00:54:32,760 --> 00:54:35,480
Speaker 2: sound engineer saying that, So that really means, yeah, you're

1207
00:54:35,560 --> 00:54:36,719
Speaker 2: just kind of gliding over.

1208
00:54:36,960 --> 00:54:39,360
Speaker 7: It's very It kind of feels like it shouldn't be.

1209
00:54:41,120 --> 00:54:41,719
Speaker 1: Well, I'm into that.

1210
00:54:42,440 --> 00:54:44,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe you were on a new fancy one. Was

1211
00:54:44,560 --> 00:54:45,320
Speaker 3: it like a hybrid?

1212
00:54:45,480 --> 00:54:48,640
Speaker 2: I like when things feel unnatural. This feels wrong, like

1213
00:54:48,760 --> 00:54:49,600
Speaker 2: it's from the devil.

1214
00:54:49,880 --> 00:54:51,239
Speaker 1: Cool sign me up.

1215
00:54:51,480 --> 00:54:53,680
Speaker 3: Also, if there's a patch of mud or a small

1216
00:54:53,719 --> 00:54:58,239
Speaker 3: island right across it, those boats are I love this

1217
00:54:58,480 --> 00:54:59,240
Speaker 3: barn grill.

1218
00:55:00,360 --> 00:55:07,800
Speaker 1: Okay, moving on all right, This bar angry.

1219
00:55:10,280 --> 00:55:12,920
Speaker 7: At bad gen Bot says if you could choose one

1220
00:55:12,960 --> 00:55:15,600
Speaker 7: celebrity to be quarantined with, who would it be?

1221
00:55:15,840 --> 00:55:17,239
Speaker 1: And why? Thought?

1222
00:55:17,960 --> 00:55:20,759
Speaker 3: Ah celebrity do they like me?

1223
00:55:21,360 --> 00:55:26,040
Speaker 1: Yeah that's key, that's crucial. I would pick I'm not

1224
00:55:26,160 --> 00:55:26,640
Speaker 1: for everyone.

1225
00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:30,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I'm so and so, and because the reason

1226
00:55:30,440 --> 00:55:31,759
Speaker 4: is because they already liked me.

1227
00:55:34,160 --> 00:55:36,080
Speaker 1: I know for a fact they like me, so I'll pick.

1228
00:55:35,960 --> 00:55:38,480
Speaker 3: Them if I end up with this thing.

1229
00:55:38,880 --> 00:55:42,200
Speaker 4: I do want to just sit with Tom Hanks and

1230
00:55:42,280 --> 00:55:45,399
Speaker 4: Rita Wilson. When I heard that news, I'm like, who next? Yeah,

1231
00:55:45,560 --> 00:55:47,320
Speaker 4: fucking Danny DeVito and Ria Pearlman.

1232
00:55:47,440 --> 00:55:47,799
Speaker 1: For real.

1233
00:55:47,920 --> 00:55:51,640
Speaker 4: I'll take two lovable icons that are that have been

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00:55:51,719 --> 00:55:53,960
Speaker 4: together forever and then just right away.

1235
00:55:54,120 --> 00:55:56,480
Speaker 3: Well, they're sick, but I think they're better.

1236
00:55:56,760 --> 00:55:57,400
Speaker 1: I think they are.

1237
00:55:57,800 --> 00:56:00,440
Speaker 3: They're out of that Australia hospital.

1238
00:56:00,960 --> 00:56:04,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, and they I think they're lucky because they got

1239
00:56:04,200 --> 00:56:07,320
Speaker 2: before that it hit Australia, so they were early on

1240
00:56:07,560 --> 00:56:09,960
Speaker 2: of colours. They're rich so they don't have to worry

1241
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:12,680
Speaker 2: about really anything. Look at this drive through? How how

1242
00:56:12,760 --> 00:56:17,200
Speaker 2: long the line is here? Oh guy, guys, we're so lucky.

1243
00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:23,439
Speaker 3: Uh yeah, I like I've always wanted.

1244
00:56:23,800 --> 00:56:27,320
Speaker 4: There was a moment Mary Soble was in Venice and

1245
00:56:27,520 --> 00:56:29,960
Speaker 4: he was on the phone and he said, I'm talking

1246
00:56:30,040 --> 00:56:31,000
Speaker 4: to Tom Hanks right now.

1247
00:56:31,040 --> 00:56:31,520
Speaker 3: He's Patty.

1248
00:56:31,800 --> 00:56:34,799
Speaker 4: He lived near me, you know him, He's yeah, Yeah,

1249
00:56:34,960 --> 00:56:37,160
Speaker 4: he was on the phone and I didn't leave him

1250
00:56:37,160 --> 00:56:40,680
Speaker 4: and he handed me the phone. He's like, hi, Chris, Yes,

1251
00:56:40,880 --> 00:56:41,239
Speaker 4: this is.

1252
00:56:41,280 --> 00:56:44,960
Speaker 1: Tom Harry back on and I'm like, yep, so sorry, I.

1253
00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:46,880
Speaker 3: Did talk to him on the phone first split second.

1254
00:56:46,920 --> 00:56:47,480
Speaker 1: That's cool.

1255
00:56:47,719 --> 00:56:49,759
Speaker 4: So I don't think it's that weird if I say, hey,

1256
00:56:50,880 --> 00:56:53,640
Speaker 4: I'm sick now too, can I come over. I just

1257
00:56:53,800 --> 00:56:55,960
Speaker 4: listen to Rita Wilson's album album.

1258
00:56:56,040 --> 00:56:56,719
Speaker 3: I think it's great.

1259
00:56:56,800 --> 00:56:58,600
Speaker 1: That's nice of you. You do the kind of work

1260
00:56:58,680 --> 00:56:59,520
Speaker 1: to really be a fan.

1261
00:56:59,719 --> 00:57:01,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's cool.

1262
00:57:01,560 --> 00:57:05,560
Speaker 2: Also, I think in this scenario, the way I'm insisting

1263
00:57:05,680 --> 00:57:09,480
Speaker 2: that it actually play out is that we don't have

1264
00:57:09,600 --> 00:57:13,840
Speaker 2: to earn the relationship. If we're going to play this game,

1265
00:57:14,239 --> 00:57:17,880
Speaker 2: Emma Bot, then this the given is that they want

1266
00:57:17,960 --> 00:57:20,040
Speaker 2: to hang out, right, because to put us in that

1267
00:57:20,160 --> 00:57:23,120
Speaker 2: position and to have the celebrity not want or have

1268
00:57:23,280 --> 00:57:25,080
Speaker 2: the interest in hanging out is heartbreaking.

1269
00:57:25,280 --> 00:57:25,440
Speaker 3: Right.

1270
00:57:25,800 --> 00:57:29,280
Speaker 4: I need to see a list of celebrity whoever they are,

1271
00:57:29,520 --> 00:57:31,360
Speaker 4: that either don't hate me or already.

1272
00:57:31,960 --> 00:57:34,440
Speaker 2: I would love that list. It sounds like you died

1273
00:57:34,480 --> 00:57:36,880
Speaker 2: and went to heaven. Yeah, here's a list of celebrities

1274
00:57:36,920 --> 00:57:39,640
Speaker 2: who like you. Could you imagine?

1275
00:57:39,960 --> 00:57:43,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's all I need In the end, and at

1276
00:57:43,160 --> 00:57:44,520
Speaker 3: the end, famous validation.

1277
00:57:46,360 --> 00:57:49,640
Speaker 2: So I guess the person I'm going to pick. I

1278
00:57:49,800 --> 00:57:53,000
Speaker 2: feel like I'm trying to think of like six a

1279
00:57:53,160 --> 00:57:55,920
Speaker 2: six month hang. So it's got to be someone funny

1280
00:57:55,960 --> 00:57:58,800
Speaker 2: and smart. I think it would help if they were

1281
00:57:58,840 --> 00:58:01,960
Speaker 2: British because British people are low key.

1282
00:58:02,400 --> 00:58:05,000
Speaker 1: They've already been through World War Two. Most of them

1283
00:58:05,720 --> 00:58:07,560
Speaker 1: they know hardship.

1284
00:58:07,640 --> 00:58:10,440
Speaker 3: So like a Martin Freeman or a Benedict cumber bunch o.

1285
00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:13,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, or I was thinking Hugh Laurie.

1286
00:58:13,440 --> 00:58:18,960
Speaker 2: I love him, he's so you know, yeah, yeah, doctor

1287
00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:20,000
Speaker 2: house type would be great.

1288
00:58:20,200 --> 00:58:20,439
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1289
00:58:20,680 --> 00:58:22,920
Speaker 3: I was thinking to him too, just but early on.

1290
00:58:23,120 --> 00:58:25,080
Speaker 3: Can it be back when he did sketch comedy?

1291
00:58:25,280 --> 00:58:29,240
Speaker 2: Sure, young Hugh Laurie. I mean I feel like you'd

1292
00:58:29,520 --> 00:58:31,400
Speaker 2: walk into the kitchen. He'd be like, I'm making you

1293
00:58:31,520 --> 00:58:33,760
Speaker 2: an omelet. You know what I mean, Like something really

1294
00:58:33,840 --> 00:58:34,800
Speaker 2: brings something to the table.

1295
00:58:35,040 --> 00:58:41,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, relative, yeah, yeah, we've done it.

1296
00:58:41,880 --> 00:58:42,080
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1297
00:58:42,280 --> 00:58:44,800
Speaker 3: You don't get mine, though, Well I got Martin Freeman

1298
00:58:44,840 --> 00:58:46,640
Speaker 3: and Tom Hanks. I have a lot of people over here,

1299
00:58:46,720 --> 00:58:47,320
Speaker 3: and they're all.

1300
00:58:47,280 --> 00:58:50,040
Speaker 1: Famous, fine, and they're on your list. Do you know

1301
00:58:50,160 --> 00:58:50,960
Speaker 1: for a fact they like you.

1302
00:58:51,040 --> 00:58:53,560
Speaker 4: You can have a grumpy doctor who limps and pretends

1303
00:58:53,600 --> 00:58:58,520
Speaker 4: to be American. Yes, that's my thing, that's my jam,

1304
00:58:59,680 --> 00:59:00,800
Speaker 4: good solid limb.

1305
00:59:00,960 --> 00:59:02,880
Speaker 1: Just a grumpy doctor in general.

1306
00:59:03,160 --> 00:59:04,360
Speaker 3: So fire news.

1307
00:59:04,600 --> 00:59:08,040
Speaker 4: Yes, there's an episode where he's skateboarding and he I

1308
00:59:08,120 --> 00:59:10,640
Speaker 4: can't remember why, but he was getting better and he

1309
00:59:10,720 --> 00:59:14,400
Speaker 4: didn't need his cane anymore. And you know, the formula

1310
00:59:14,520 --> 00:59:16,800
Speaker 4: for that show every time was like there, you're a

1311
00:59:16,880 --> 00:59:19,080
Speaker 4: loose cannon house. What are you talking about? And he

1312
00:59:19,320 --> 00:59:21,920
Speaker 4: figures it out and then they're like sorry, and then

1313
00:59:21,960 --> 00:59:24,400
Speaker 4: they do it again the next episode. But he figured

1314
00:59:24,400 --> 00:59:27,360
Speaker 4: out something that was making his whatever was wrong with

1315
00:59:27,440 --> 00:59:30,400
Speaker 4: his leg better, and then he just started skateboarding.

1316
00:59:30,440 --> 00:59:33,080
Speaker 3: He's like skating on a bench. And then just I

1317
00:59:33,240 --> 00:59:34,479
Speaker 3: was like, what is this show?

1318
00:59:34,960 --> 00:59:35,840
Speaker 1: Did he rebreak it?

1319
00:59:36,440 --> 00:59:36,640
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1320
00:59:37,360 --> 00:59:39,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, he ended up hurting again. It just back to

1321
00:59:39,920 --> 00:59:42,760
Speaker 4: normal at the end. He played for the next episode.

1322
00:59:42,840 --> 00:59:44,760
Speaker 1: I have to tell you that I watched I watched

1323
00:59:44,800 --> 00:59:45,920
Speaker 1: that entire series.

1324
00:59:47,320 --> 00:59:49,240
Speaker 2: After a while, I couldn't watch it anymore because it

1325
00:59:49,520 --> 00:59:53,080
Speaker 2: went on for so long, but that the formula was

1326
00:59:53,360 --> 00:59:54,600
Speaker 2: very satisfying to me.

1327
00:59:54,880 --> 00:59:58,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, I really liked it. Yeah, And it was so

1328
00:59:58,280 --> 01:00:01,400
Speaker 4: obvious that it was happening. It's like, oh, and then

1329
01:00:01,520 --> 01:00:05,120
Speaker 4: in act two we he starts to work on the

1330
01:00:05,160 --> 01:00:08,880
Speaker 4: ailment against all of his the demands of all the

1331
01:00:08,920 --> 01:00:10,280
Speaker 4: other and the rest of the hospital.

1332
01:00:10,440 --> 01:00:15,440
Speaker 1: It's just then he sends some internists or interns.

1333
01:00:15,040 --> 01:00:18,120
Speaker 2: Or whatever they're called in hospitals to the to the

1334
01:00:18,200 --> 01:00:20,920
Speaker 2: patient's home just to snoop around.

1335
01:00:20,800 --> 01:00:22,040
Speaker 3: And then one of them gets sick.

1336
01:00:22,280 --> 01:00:24,920
Speaker 1: Yep. Then that's when they really know what's going on.

1337
01:00:25,080 --> 01:00:25,280
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1338
01:00:25,360 --> 01:00:29,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, then it's like amputated, like you can't.

1339
01:00:29,160 --> 01:00:33,919
Speaker 3: Yeah, they have to offer offer themselves to the experimentation. Yeah.

1340
01:00:34,120 --> 01:00:34,600
Speaker 1: Oh god.

1341
01:00:34,680 --> 01:00:35,360
Speaker 3: Every episode.

1342
01:00:35,760 --> 01:00:39,480
Speaker 1: Let's see three cop cars just sitting in that parking lot. Oh,

1343
01:00:39,720 --> 01:00:42,600
Speaker 1: it's because we're right across from the police department. Oh.

1344
01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:44,680
Speaker 1: For a second, I was like, what the fuck.

1345
01:00:44,840 --> 01:00:48,360
Speaker 4: No, they just donated them to the Goodwill. They're parked

1346
01:00:48,360 --> 01:00:50,320
Speaker 4: in front of That's how people get these used cop

1347
01:00:50,400 --> 01:00:50,760
Speaker 4: cars there.

1348
01:00:50,760 --> 01:00:52,760
Speaker 3: I was driving around in Okay.

1349
01:00:52,880 --> 01:00:53,400
Speaker 1: Next question.

1350
01:00:53,560 --> 01:00:57,880
Speaker 7: Next question Steven, continuing on the Tom Hanks front, since

1351
01:00:58,120 --> 01:01:02,280
Speaker 7: this is from not My Dumbster, since our beloved Tom

1352
01:01:02,280 --> 01:01:04,880
Speaker 7: Hanks is currently quarantined. This was from a week ago.

1353
01:01:05,440 --> 01:01:07,080
Speaker 7: What is his best and worst movie?

1354
01:01:09,320 --> 01:01:12,400
Speaker 4: Well, I'm someone that loved as a kid The Man

1355
01:01:12,520 --> 01:01:14,680
Speaker 4: with One Red Shoe. Well, yeah, I doubt a lot

1356
01:01:14,720 --> 01:01:18,600
Speaker 4: of people have even seen it. I have him acting

1357
01:01:18,760 --> 01:01:24,280
Speaker 4: silly and being ridiculous and falling down and being the comedian.

1358
01:01:24,840 --> 01:01:28,480
Speaker 4: The comedic actor. Tom Hanks is my favorite. I'm one

1359
01:01:28,520 --> 01:01:31,600
Speaker 4: of the few people, along with the Matrix or whatever,

1360
01:01:31,640 --> 01:01:33,160
Speaker 4: I was not in the Forrest Gump.

1361
01:01:33,800 --> 01:01:36,360
Speaker 1: I just it's stupid.

1362
01:01:37,520 --> 01:01:41,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, where he's running and inventing bumper stickers, I'll guess

1363
01:01:41,080 --> 01:01:41,800
Speaker 4: it happens.

1364
01:01:41,960 --> 01:01:42,520
Speaker 1: It's terrible.

1365
01:01:42,600 --> 01:01:46,920
Speaker 4: I love Tom Hanks, but I'm not a fan of

1366
01:01:47,360 --> 01:01:52,600
Speaker 4: Forrest Cump. So your answer is I want to see

1367
01:01:52,720 --> 01:01:53,560
Speaker 4: when I get home.

1368
01:01:53,880 --> 01:01:56,040
Speaker 3: The Man with One Red Shoe. Okay, we all know

1369
01:01:56,200 --> 01:01:57,200
Speaker 3: Big is the best.

1370
01:01:57,360 --> 01:02:00,400
Speaker 4: I love Big. There's an extended version. I just watched

1371
01:02:00,400 --> 01:02:04,280
Speaker 4: it the other day. Hey, I live and breathe. I

1372
01:02:04,440 --> 01:02:07,400
Speaker 4: love the guy and I love Big and the Man

1373
01:02:07,440 --> 01:02:11,960
Speaker 4: with Mine Mine needs to be revisited. Also has Jim Belushi,

1374
01:02:13,080 --> 01:02:16,600
Speaker 4: America's I'm just kidding, but he's in it.

1375
01:02:16,720 --> 01:02:20,000
Speaker 3: He's like young Jim Belushi's his buddy. They play softball together.

1376
01:02:22,760 --> 01:02:27,600
Speaker 2: And so Forst Gump is bad? Yes, and show Yeah

1377
01:02:27,720 --> 01:02:30,480
Speaker 2: and Big because I think, oh and Big. Well, if

1378
01:02:30,520 --> 01:02:32,440
Speaker 2: it's hard to pick, I was going to say, right

1379
01:02:32,520 --> 01:02:35,440
Speaker 2: off the dome, the money Pit is one of my favorite.

1380
01:02:35,480 --> 01:02:38,200
Speaker 3: Oh yeah that movie is It used to be on.

1381
01:02:38,920 --> 01:02:42,360
Speaker 2: Cinemax all the time. Yeah, Dian from Teers, Shelley Long,

1382
01:02:42,480 --> 01:02:45,680
Speaker 2: Shelley La. And it's so funny and crazy. There's a

1383
01:02:45,840 --> 01:02:49,320
Speaker 2: ton of great physical comedy in it. Verbs is great,

1384
01:02:49,440 --> 01:02:52,720
Speaker 2: it's a confused Verbs is great, but it's money Pit

1385
01:02:52,840 --> 01:02:55,280
Speaker 2: is when they buy the mansion and then everything goes wrong,

1386
01:02:55,560 --> 01:02:59,080
Speaker 2: which is just frustrated. Tom Hanks is the funniest. Yeah,

1387
01:02:59,520 --> 01:03:02,120
Speaker 2: and also Splash, So I'm gonna pick those are my

1388
01:03:02,240 --> 01:03:05,560
Speaker 2: top two. Tom Hanks, it's so good.

1389
01:03:05,920 --> 01:03:06,120
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1390
01:03:06,320 --> 01:03:09,080
Speaker 1: He loves her so much and always has.

1391
01:03:09,320 --> 01:03:10,560
Speaker 3: Do you have a least favorite?

1392
01:03:10,800 --> 01:03:12,720
Speaker 2: It's also Forrest Gump. I think that thing is a

1393
01:03:12,840 --> 01:03:14,400
Speaker 2: gigantic piece of It is a.

1394
01:03:14,480 --> 01:03:16,400
Speaker 3: Big forest dump in your lamp.

1395
01:03:18,960 --> 01:03:21,040
Speaker 1: All the people in it were amazing and I love

1396
01:03:21,120 --> 01:03:24,120
Speaker 1: them all. But it was garbage, Oh Frans, Gary, Sanise,

1397
01:03:24,440 --> 01:03:25,360
Speaker 1: soul garbage.

1398
01:03:25,680 --> 01:03:30,959
Speaker 3: It was a trash bin of a film. Okay, gotta

1399
01:03:31,080 --> 01:03:32,600
Speaker 3: wash your hands after you watch that thing.

1400
01:03:32,720 --> 01:03:33,600
Speaker 1: Trash bin and filth.

1401
01:03:34,920 --> 01:03:38,040
Speaker 7: All right, we're gonna finish this Tom Hanks trilogy. Nice

1402
01:03:38,200 --> 01:03:42,080
Speaker 7: at Kanzos Underscore seventy five to seven. How many days

1403
01:03:42,120 --> 01:03:44,960
Speaker 7: would you last isolated at home before going full Tom

1404
01:03:45,040 --> 01:03:46,040
Speaker 7: Hanks and castaway.

1405
01:03:48,040 --> 01:03:50,760
Speaker 3: I yeah, it remains to be seen.

1406
01:03:51,000 --> 01:03:55,000
Speaker 4: I was surprised that I immediately was like, well, time

1407
01:03:55,080 --> 01:03:59,080
Speaker 4: to make my apartment look good and get on more

1408
01:03:59,120 --> 01:04:01,640
Speaker 4: of a schedule. As far as waking up early than

1409
01:04:01,680 --> 01:04:05,640
Speaker 4: I am or ever I'm on usually, I really milk

1410
01:04:05,720 --> 01:04:07,840
Speaker 4: the clock. I've been waking up at seven thirty and

1411
01:04:07,920 --> 01:04:12,680
Speaker 4: skating at underground garages with my new pals. I'm trying

1412
01:04:12,880 --> 01:04:15,479
Speaker 4: more than ever to have a schedule because there's nothing else.

1413
01:04:15,760 --> 01:04:19,040
Speaker 4: An income, of course, is the may It's hard not

1414
01:04:19,120 --> 01:04:21,960
Speaker 4: to worry about that. But I guess once I know

1415
01:04:22,680 --> 01:04:26,880
Speaker 4: I'm broke and they're taking the apartment away, that's when

1416
01:04:26,960 --> 01:04:30,000
Speaker 4: I guess I'll just put face paint on and run

1417
01:04:30,080 --> 01:04:32,640
Speaker 4: around in my underwear, defriend and deflated ball.

1418
01:04:33,920 --> 01:04:39,440
Speaker 2: I feel like, what's very cool is my cousin, Gavin

1419
01:04:39,520 --> 01:04:44,080
Speaker 2: Newsome is making sure that because all the states seem

1420
01:04:44,120 --> 01:04:47,080
Speaker 2: to be acting independently, so you know, Florida's like, fuck you,

1421
01:04:47,120 --> 01:04:48,200
Speaker 2: we're not closing the beaches.

1422
01:04:48,280 --> 01:04:50,600
Speaker 1: So that's it's it's dire.

1423
01:04:50,760 --> 01:04:54,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're shoulder to shoulder drinking bud lightline.

1424
01:04:54,200 --> 01:04:54,400
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1425
01:04:54,560 --> 01:04:54,760
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1426
01:04:55,600 --> 01:04:58,440
Speaker 1: Someone on Twitter today called them the super carriers. But

1427
01:05:00,600 --> 01:05:01,480
Speaker 1: so I think.

1428
01:05:03,240 --> 01:05:07,200
Speaker 2: My point was that I think they're going to enact

1429
01:05:07,520 --> 01:05:11,120
Speaker 2: the like rent freezes and all that shit, because it's

1430
01:05:11,160 --> 01:05:13,120
Speaker 2: like if no one can work, no one can pay

1431
01:05:13,160 --> 01:05:15,680
Speaker 2: the rent, and that that means landlords cannot come in

1432
01:05:16,160 --> 01:05:19,560
Speaker 2: and take advantage and just fucking ream people. And they're

1433
01:05:19,640 --> 01:05:21,640
Speaker 2: doing that like that's what they're doing in other countries

1434
01:05:21,680 --> 01:05:24,240
Speaker 2: and other places. And I think they're moving to get

1435
01:05:24,280 --> 01:05:26,280
Speaker 2: it done here. And I think instead of having to

1436
01:05:26,360 --> 01:05:30,320
Speaker 2: get it through nationally in like the federal government, because

1437
01:05:30,320 --> 01:05:34,160
Speaker 2: there basically isn't one because there's no central leadership anymore,

1438
01:05:34,440 --> 01:05:36,080
Speaker 2: I think they're going to do it state by state,

1439
01:05:36,160 --> 01:05:37,720
Speaker 2: and it would have to be they would do it

1440
01:05:37,920 --> 01:05:40,680
Speaker 2: in California in a second. Yeah, I believe because there

1441
01:05:40,760 --> 01:05:43,760
Speaker 2: was already there's already so much housing issues, housing crisis

1442
01:05:44,120 --> 01:05:46,920
Speaker 2: that you know, amazing people are already working on solutions

1443
01:05:46,960 --> 01:05:47,760
Speaker 2: for that.

1444
01:05:47,880 --> 01:05:51,400
Speaker 1: I would hope and believe. I believe that will happen.

1445
01:05:51,400 --> 01:05:51,880
Speaker 1: I do too.

1446
01:05:52,000 --> 01:05:54,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think that is a hopeful, realistic thing. It

1447
01:05:54,560 --> 01:05:57,840
Speaker 4: certainly isn't going to happen on a federal level. We

1448
01:05:57,960 --> 01:06:00,400
Speaker 4: aren't even get we aren't even get and I get

1449
01:06:01,320 --> 01:06:02,600
Speaker 4: paper towels thrown at us.

1450
01:06:02,680 --> 01:06:03,800
Speaker 1: We aren't even getting tested.

1451
01:06:05,000 --> 01:06:10,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the other thing. There's Kylie Jenner, I tested negative.

1452
01:06:11,640 --> 01:06:12,280
Speaker 3: Great story.

1453
01:06:12,480 --> 01:06:15,320
Speaker 1: Where where did you go to the three thousand dollars store?

1454
01:06:15,600 --> 01:06:15,800
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1455
01:06:15,880 --> 01:06:18,439
Speaker 1: I guess it's all the people with three thousand dollars store.

1456
01:06:18,760 --> 01:06:22,280
Speaker 4: As far as I'm not bragging, but insurance wise, I'm

1457
01:06:22,360 --> 01:06:24,280
Speaker 4: as I'm a dream come true.

1458
01:06:24,360 --> 01:06:25,280
Speaker 3: I'm fully covered.

1459
01:06:25,480 --> 01:06:28,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, you like to tell yourself that, Yeah, I got so.

1460
01:06:29,040 --> 01:06:29,880
Speaker 3: I just got.

1461
01:06:32,080 --> 01:06:35,040
Speaker 4: The most inexpensive hip replacement. I mean, if out of

1462
01:06:35,120 --> 01:06:37,680
Speaker 4: pocket it would have been one hundred grand. That's why

1463
01:06:37,760 --> 01:06:39,280
Speaker 4: I think that's the only way I'm rich.

1464
01:06:39,640 --> 01:06:41,640
Speaker 1: Is that because you didn't have to pay.

1465
01:06:41,800 --> 01:06:44,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I have a rich so yeah, I don't know.

1466
01:06:44,120 --> 01:06:46,880
Speaker 4: I've been thinking about it. But we won't worry now

1467
01:06:47,880 --> 01:06:52,040
Speaker 4: because you know, anyway would it? I just changed the subject.

1468
01:06:52,160 --> 01:06:54,640
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, but look, this is the This is

1469
01:06:54,680 --> 01:06:56,080
Speaker 1: what's truly scary about all this.

1470
01:06:56,280 --> 01:07:00,280
Speaker 2: Aside from the overarching vague what if everyone gets sick thing,

1471
01:07:00,720 --> 01:07:03,320
Speaker 2: there is this central like what you know, we can

1472
01:07:03,400 --> 01:07:08,120
Speaker 2: all people can be you know, reasonable and stay indoors,

1473
01:07:08,560 --> 01:07:11,080
Speaker 2: but like, what's gonna happen? Because people can't just not work?

1474
01:07:11,120 --> 01:07:14,200
Speaker 2: And businesses can't just close. We can't just you know,

1475
01:07:14,640 --> 01:07:17,400
Speaker 2: like there has to be a future plan and that

1476
01:07:17,520 --> 01:07:20,120
Speaker 2: can't be And now you can take out a bunch

1477
01:07:20,160 --> 01:07:23,040
Speaker 2: of really high interest rate credit cards, like fuck you.

1478
01:07:23,200 --> 01:07:26,240
Speaker 1: We can't have everybody get reamed because this is the

1479
01:07:26,320 --> 01:07:27,000
Speaker 1: way things.

1480
01:07:26,920 --> 01:07:27,280
Speaker 3: Need to go.

1481
01:07:27,720 --> 01:07:30,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, people are actually trying to take an advantage

1482
01:07:30,440 --> 01:07:31,160
Speaker 4: of the situation.

1483
01:07:31,560 --> 01:07:34,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, but we'll see, we'll see.

1484
01:07:34,120 --> 01:07:37,040
Speaker 2: I think good things. People are being good to each other.

1485
01:07:37,240 --> 01:07:39,280
Speaker 2: I think people are jumping at the chance to be

1486
01:07:39,360 --> 01:07:44,080
Speaker 2: good to each other in the days. The way things

1487
01:07:44,120 --> 01:07:47,040
Speaker 2: are these days, and how awful this whole country feels sometimes,

1488
01:07:47,280 --> 01:07:50,680
Speaker 2: I think people are just like fucking here, I'm gonna

1489
01:07:50,960 --> 01:07:53,920
Speaker 2: did you see Christian Siriano, the designer who is an

1490
01:07:53,920 --> 01:07:56,960
Speaker 2: amazing dress designer and designs for people for the Oscars

1491
01:07:57,000 --> 01:07:59,040
Speaker 2: and the Emmys and all the big award shows, he

1492
01:07:59,280 --> 01:08:01,960
Speaker 2: just in me imediately started making masks. That's why I

1493
01:08:02,200 --> 01:08:04,760
Speaker 2: was saying that thing about oh you can sew masks

1494
01:08:04,880 --> 01:08:08,920
Speaker 2: is he immediately started turning his like all the stuff

1495
01:08:08,960 --> 01:08:11,120
Speaker 2: he has available to him, and just like, we'll start

1496
01:08:11,160 --> 01:08:11,840
Speaker 2: making him right now.

1497
01:08:12,120 --> 01:08:16,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, I gotta figure out what I can do. I've

1498
01:08:16,800 --> 01:08:19,719
Speaker 4: been giving some of the Starbucks cards to people.

1499
01:08:20,000 --> 01:08:20,839
Speaker 3: I hope that's.

1500
01:08:22,680 --> 01:08:26,240
Speaker 4: Just like I don't have changed, but they have sandwiches

1501
01:08:26,280 --> 01:08:28,760
Speaker 4: at Starbucks. It's amazing how many people in my neighborhood

1502
01:08:28,840 --> 01:08:32,040
Speaker 4: like ome less folks. Now they're like, oh, yeah, I've

1503
01:08:32,080 --> 01:08:32,719
Speaker 4: had their wraps.

1504
01:08:32,840 --> 01:08:37,400
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, you're good, right, I mean, look, so

1505
01:08:37,880 --> 01:08:38,160
Speaker 1: not a.

1506
01:08:38,200 --> 01:08:40,680
Speaker 3: Bunch, but I've handed out a few. I don't know,

1507
01:08:40,760 --> 01:08:42,519
Speaker 3: but I think that's good. I saw it.

1508
01:08:42,680 --> 01:08:43,400
Speaker 1: Just be good to people.

1509
01:08:43,479 --> 01:08:46,280
Speaker 3: That's all I've been. Yeah, I am, I'm getting cast

1510
01:08:46,360 --> 01:08:47,320
Speaker 3: away in that.

1511
01:08:47,560 --> 01:08:51,599
Speaker 4: The answer to question, I'm starting with not using toilet paper,

1512
01:08:51,680 --> 01:08:55,000
Speaker 4: but it against using leaves, much like he did on

1513
01:08:55,080 --> 01:08:55,519
Speaker 4: the island.

1514
01:08:55,600 --> 01:08:57,920
Speaker 3: But it's my dying house plants. I got to remember

1515
01:08:58,000 --> 01:08:59,000
Speaker 3: to water those guys.

1516
01:08:59,240 --> 01:09:00,760
Speaker 1: Also, you have toilet paper.

1517
01:09:01,160 --> 01:09:03,760
Speaker 3: I do have a little. I'm sort of not wasting it.

1518
01:09:04,320 --> 01:09:06,560
Speaker 1: You know. You just want to wait and see we

1519
01:09:06,720 --> 01:09:07,720
Speaker 1: I open. Who's open.

1520
01:09:07,880 --> 01:09:12,200
Speaker 4: It depends on the movement. A taco place, Oh boy,

1521
01:09:12,360 --> 01:09:14,960
Speaker 4: that would be surprising. I guess if they serve food

1522
01:09:15,000 --> 01:09:16,560
Speaker 4: out a window already.

1523
01:09:16,280 --> 01:09:18,640
Speaker 1: It's yeah, I think that's what people are starting to do.

1524
01:09:19,040 --> 01:09:19,200
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1525
01:09:19,280 --> 01:09:21,160
Speaker 4: The Dollar store by my house just put up a

1526
01:09:21,240 --> 01:09:24,599
Speaker 4: giant sneeze guard like a plastic and there's a little

1527
01:09:24,640 --> 01:09:25,519
Speaker 4: hole in it's smart.

1528
01:09:25,720 --> 01:09:25,960
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1529
01:09:26,560 --> 01:09:28,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, there was a dollar store we just drove by

1530
01:09:28,720 --> 01:09:30,599
Speaker 2: and there was all kinds of rolls of toilet paper

1531
01:09:30,640 --> 01:09:31,560
Speaker 2: in the window.

1532
01:09:31,320 --> 01:09:33,680
Speaker 1: And I almost stopped the car because I need to

1533
01:09:33,720 --> 01:09:38,360
Speaker 1: buy two. Yeah, me too, it's crazy. Then maybe another day.

1534
01:09:38,720 --> 01:09:41,960
Speaker 4: So should we say something conclusive and then continue to

1535
01:09:42,080 --> 01:09:42,840
Speaker 4: a part two.

1536
01:09:43,560 --> 01:09:46,040
Speaker 1: Of more Q and A yeah, because this is long

1537
01:09:46,160 --> 01:09:46,759
Speaker 1: ass already.

1538
01:09:46,840 --> 01:09:48,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, this has been a long ass. Thanks for

1539
01:09:48,880 --> 01:09:50,120
Speaker 3: sticking with our long asses.

1540
01:09:50,200 --> 01:09:55,160
Speaker 4: Hey, we're going by Stinkers stinker who everyone, I'm a liar,

1541
01:09:56,760 --> 01:09:57,639
Speaker 4: skunk gasses.

1542
01:09:58,040 --> 01:09:59,680
Speaker 3: It does seem like something made up.

1543
01:09:59,760 --> 01:10:02,320
Speaker 1: It's it's like something you specifically would make up.

1544
01:10:02,400 --> 01:10:08,000
Speaker 4: Absolutely, I could get accused of something and coerced during

1545
01:10:08,040 --> 01:10:12,439
Speaker 4: an interrogation. I know I could because I thought when

1546
01:10:12,439 --> 01:10:14,599
Speaker 4: you guys were like no way, I'm like, yeah, maybe

1547
01:10:14,640 --> 01:10:14,920
Speaker 4: I did.

1548
01:10:16,800 --> 01:10:18,080
Speaker 1: My experience doesn't count.

1549
01:10:18,280 --> 01:10:21,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess that I did kill a bunch of people.

1550
01:10:23,360 --> 01:10:26,360
Speaker 3: On that note, Yay, you've been listening. Do you need

1551
01:10:26,400 --> 01:10:27,439
Speaker 3: a ride? Part one?

1552
01:10:27,720 --> 01:10:28,160
Speaker 1: Part one?

1553
01:10:30,960 --> 01:10:35,000
Speaker 2: Thanks for listening, everybody, and don't freak out. You're gonna

1554
01:10:35,000 --> 01:10:37,880
Speaker 2: be okay. We're all gonna be okay, stay safe, don't

1555
01:10:37,920 --> 01:10:41,720
Speaker 2: do weird errands. Don't as I was doing the other

1556
01:10:41,800 --> 01:10:44,720
Speaker 2: day in the rain, climbing a ladder to clean out

1557
01:10:44,760 --> 01:10:48,000
Speaker 2: the gutter that seemed a little too full, and then

1558
01:10:48,080 --> 01:10:50,320
Speaker 2: halfway up the ladder, I was like, what the fuck.

1559
01:10:50,120 --> 01:10:52,160
Speaker 1: Am I doing, especially in the rain.

1560
01:10:52,320 --> 01:10:56,080
Speaker 2: In the rain, basically welcoming a bad accident that would

1561
01:10:56,080 --> 01:10:57,000
Speaker 2: send me to a hospital.

1562
01:10:57,120 --> 01:11:00,840
Speaker 1: Do everything you can. Just stay healthy and and don't

1563
01:11:00,920 --> 01:11:01,599
Speaker 1: fuck around.

1564
01:11:01,960 --> 01:11:04,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've had this infected finger. I'm like, I'll just

1565
01:11:04,360 --> 01:11:06,759
Speaker 4: poke it with a needle. No what if it gets infected.

1566
01:11:07,720 --> 01:11:10,160
Speaker 4: Just figure out where other ways you can get in

1567
01:11:10,200 --> 01:11:11,120
Speaker 4: the hospital.

1568
01:11:10,800 --> 01:11:11,479
Speaker 3: And don't do them.

1569
01:11:11,560 --> 01:11:12,160
Speaker 1: Don't do them.

1570
01:11:12,520 --> 01:11:14,040
Speaker 2: You know what, By when the next time you go

1571
01:11:14,080 --> 01:11:18,879
Speaker 2: to the store, By neosporin, by antiseptic things, by rubbing alcohol,

1572
01:11:19,000 --> 01:11:22,040
Speaker 2: by hydrogen peroxide, by things so that you can don't

1573
01:11:22,080 --> 01:11:25,720
Speaker 2: have infections, or there's all your wounds get healed very quickly. Yeah,

1574
01:11:25,920 --> 01:11:29,560
Speaker 2: take vitamin take a lysine, it's good for your cell regeneration.

1575
01:11:29,840 --> 01:11:32,920
Speaker 4: Take vitamin E, and in general, try and cut down

1576
01:11:33,040 --> 01:11:34,280
Speaker 4: on those household wills.

1577
01:11:36,120 --> 01:11:38,600
Speaker 1: Stop cutting. We love you.

1578
01:11:38,840 --> 01:11:40,639
Speaker 3: You've been listening to Do you need a ride?

1579
01:11:40,720 --> 01:11:46,040
Speaker 1: D y n Ar hawk at this bus. I leave

1580
01:11:46,160 --> 01:11:48,959
Speaker 1: it on you way bad.

1581
01:11:50,320 --> 01:11:51,200
Speaker 3: Next time on?

1582
01:11:51,479 --> 01:11:52,479
Speaker 4: Do you need a ride?

1583
01:11:53,320 --> 01:11:56,479
Speaker 3: Is that toilet paper or is it looks like it's

1584
01:11:56,520 --> 01:11:59,400
Speaker 3: bathroom tissue? Yeah, you guys. Should we pull over and

1585
01:11:59,479 --> 01:12:01,599
Speaker 3: get some I need some toilet I do too,