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Speaker 1: The Jubil Show on Demand. I'm Tom Maloney, and you're

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Speaker 1: Stupid Internet Question. It's the question where we ask you

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Speaker 1: the question that everybody's asking on the dot com today

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Speaker 1: and what is today's stupid Internet questions? Mister Maloney, I'm

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Speaker 1: going to tell you because I it's your birthday, boy,

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Speaker 1: Tommy Beloney, and it's my Beloney birthday. Belony Cake all

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Speaker 1: over your car. Call us up eighty eight three four

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Speaker 1: Today's stupid Internet question is what is the funniest joke

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Speaker 1: that you know? What is the funniest joke that you know?

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Speaker 1: Call us up eighty eight three four three one oh

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Speaker 1: six one, text in four one oh six one. Hey Jenny,

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Speaker 1: what's the funniest joke that you know? Okay, so a

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Speaker 1: genitor pops out of the closet and what is the yell?

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Speaker 1: What is the yellow yell of supplies? Thank you for

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Speaker 1: that that. I was way funnier than I thought it

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Speaker 1: was going to be. That was a successful joke to

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Speaker 1: any Thank you very much. Questions and we're asking you

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Speaker 1: what is the funniest joke you know? So this is

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Speaker 1: totally me clematurus. What kind of exercise do lazy people do?

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Speaker 1: What didle squat? I love that. That would actually crack

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Speaker 1: me up if I walked into the litering room or

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Speaker 1: someone of You're laying on the couch and I was like,

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Speaker 1: what are you doing? I'm just doing my dedly squats? Hilarious. Hey, Deborah, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: what's the funniest joke that you know? Hello? Yes, hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Debra? Hello, yes, hello?

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Speaker 1: What Debbie on the telephone? Is the sun out up there?

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Speaker 1: Because I don't know because I'm in a room with

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Speaker 1: no window, right none? Not one? All right, Well, Debrah,

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Speaker 1: what's the funniest joke that you know? So? Why do

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Speaker 1: girls only hang out in odd numbers? Why? Because they

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Speaker 1: can't even love that? I like that one never call

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Speaker 1: us up eighty eight three three six one text into

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Speaker 1: four one oh six one. I'm Tony Belani. This is

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Speaker 1: stupid Internet questions and Sierra, Welcome to the show. Hi guys,

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I love you guys. By the way,

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Speaker 1: I watched I've been listening to you guys ever since

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Speaker 1: you guys came back. So thank you. Yeah, all right,

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Speaker 1: So sir, what's your funny joke? What's the funniest joke?

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Speaker 1: You know? All right? How is life like? Toilet paper?

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Speaker 1: Bull crap? Some things I can't see. You're either on

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Speaker 1: a role or taking crap from someone that is not

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Speaker 1: only funny but very truthful. Hey, what's up with the

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Speaker 1: jewel show? Who's this? Sheldon? Sheldon? What's up dude? What

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Speaker 1: is the funniest joke? You know? All right? It's a

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Speaker 1: total bit of a story about okay, um, yeah, all right.

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Speaker 1: So there's a guy with no arm. I mean, here's

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Speaker 1: church bells ringing in the district. The falls in love

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Speaker 1: with the boat, and all he wants to do is

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Speaker 1: become the bell ringer. So he goes to the priests

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Speaker 1: of the monastery and he begs the priest please let

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Speaker 1: me be the bell ringer. And the priest says, but

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Speaker 1: you have no arms. How are you going to ring

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Speaker 1: the bell? And he's like, please just let me do it.

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Speaker 1: I'll figure out away. The priest says, okay. So he's

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Speaker 1: up there and the guy's ringing the bell, ringing the

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Speaker 1: bell with his head, smacking the bell back and forth,

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Speaker 1: making the most beautiful bell sounds everybody's ever heard. But

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Speaker 1: then a gust of wind comes it blows them out

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Speaker 1: of the tower. He falls and dies. The crowd of

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Speaker 1: people gather around and they go, does anybody knows who

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Speaker 1: this man is? And then somebody shouts up no, but

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Speaker 1: his face share rings a bell. Oh my god calls

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Speaker 1: up eighty eight three one text in four one O

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Speaker 1: six one. It's stupid Internet questions and we're asking the question,

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Speaker 1: what is the funniest joke? You know? You know it's

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Speaker 1: worse is when it just you just can't stop wiping,

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Speaker 1: start to keep wiping. I always feel like it's like

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Speaker 1: wiping the end of a sharpiet, like it just never

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Speaker 1: and whoa Okay, can we search the subject back to

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Speaker 1: something away from that? Alice? Alice, Hey, it was my

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Speaker 1: daughter's jokes. I was using her, all right, Alice? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so what is your daughter Alice's joke? What do you

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Speaker 1: call a pile of kittens? What? That was a very

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Speaker 1: cuddly joke. Thank you for Alice, Thank you very much.

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Speaker 1: That was another exciting round of stupid Internet questions. Joonas,

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Speaker 1: same time tomorrow, when we ask you the question that

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Speaker 1: everybody's debating on the dot coms, and we'll see you later. Remember,

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