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Speaker 1: This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse

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Speaker 1: Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on

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Speaker 1: an ass Doctor Jesse Friday, and then we are out

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Speaker 1: of here for the weekend. Just like you don't forget,

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Speaker 1: still have an hour. You can email us Jesse at

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Speaker 1: Jesse kellyshow dot com all kinds of stuff to get

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Speaker 1: into this hour. I have to address two quick things

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Speaker 1: right after bat one. You know how I told you

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Speaker 1: I'm going to turn my weakness, well, one of my

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Speaker 1: weaknesses fashion. I'm going to turn it into a strength,

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Speaker 1: what Chris, And I'm gonna come a fashion icon. I'm

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Speaker 1: wearing a jacket today. Wife bought it for me, and

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Speaker 1: it's very fashionable and it has a pocket in the

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Speaker 1: what Chris. It has a pocket in the sleeve, and

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Speaker 1: it even has a couple of little You can watch

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Speaker 1: this if you can watch me do the show. By

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Speaker 1: the way, on the first TV they simulcast all three

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Speaker 1: hours of the show. Anyway, I have sleeves in my pocket,

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Speaker 1: and I'm gonna put a bunch of stuff or sleeves

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Speaker 1: on my art pockets on my sleeve. I pocket on

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Speaker 1: my sleeve. Shut up, Chris. Anyway, I'm gonna start putting.

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Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna put a bunch of pens and

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Speaker 1: stuff in there so people can see I have pockets

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Speaker 1: and look out, cool that'll be when I have pens

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Speaker 1: in there. And maybe what Chris, what? Oh, that's a

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Speaker 1: good point, Chris. I'm gonna get some cigarettes and I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna put him in there. I don't smoke, but either way,

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Speaker 1: I'll get cigarettes and a lighter and then I'll walk

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Speaker 1: I'll just start offering them to people, especially kids. Hey, kids,

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Speaker 1: you want to know quit anyway? That's one two, all right.

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Speaker 1: I I know the basics of doing handyman work, unlike

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Speaker 1: what you will hear from my wife. And here's here's

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Speaker 1: what I mean. My dad was in construction. His dad

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Speaker 1: was in construction. I did construction. Am I Can I

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Speaker 1: build you a house? No? I cannot. I'm not gonna

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Speaker 1: act like I'm mister handyman? Am I like Jewish producer? Chris?

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Speaker 1: Can I rebuild a car engine for you? Nope? I cannot.

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Speaker 1: But I know how to work a hammer. I know

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Speaker 1: how to work a saw, I split firewood. I know

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Speaker 1: how to do these things. I know how to do

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Speaker 1: these things. Okay. That said, sometimes I will do things

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Speaker 1: when it comes to handyman work that doesn't work out

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Speaker 1: that great in the end. It makes sense at the time,

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Speaker 1: and then in the end, I guess you could say

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Speaker 1: I probably take things too far. And here's what happened.

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Speaker 1: I'm actually currently getting text messages live during the show

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Speaker 1: as we speak. So we have these door handles in

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Speaker 1: our house. We got our house, I don't know, six

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Speaker 1: years ago, something like that. Seven years ago. We have

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Speaker 1: these door handles in our house, the interior door handles,

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Speaker 1: and sometimes they just come off. They get too loose

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Speaker 1: and you go to grab it, or you slam the door,

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Speaker 1: or the boys are always wrestling and the door handle

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Speaker 1: comes off, and it's really annoying. And then you have

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Speaker 1: to get this little mini Alan wrench and you kind

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Speaker 1: it and the door handle will stay, but for whatever reason,

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Speaker 1: they never stay. They loose it up again and they

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Speaker 1: six years, walking around with my Alan rent set in

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Speaker 1: handle thing, and I got some gorilla glue and don't what, Chris.

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Speaker 1: It was a good idea at the time, and so

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Speaker 1: I've just been on this program for the last year

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Speaker 1: or so. When a door handle falls off, there's no

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Speaker 1: more screwing involved, no more Alan wrenches, no more nothing.

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Speaker 1: I go, I gorilla glue the door handle. I put

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Speaker 1: I have gorilla glued on there. It has been effective. Now,

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Speaker 1: No problem. Well, I'm looking at this text message from

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Speaker 1: my wife. It turns out she did find it and

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Speaker 1: Either way, She's currently claiming that I can no longer

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Speaker 1: do handyman work around the house. But I'm gonna. I'm gonna,

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Speaker 1: hey Jesse, dear doctor Attenborough, it's not very nice. Why

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Speaker 1: do people, yourself included pronounce porky pine porky pine? Apparently

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Speaker 1: he wants me to call it pork yu pine or something. Listen,

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Speaker 1: I'm white trash. I'm uneducated, white trash. I can't help

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Speaker 1: venture into FOURGN that way, El Jesspo, do you think

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Speaker 1: we can actually turn this country around before something major

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Speaker 1: happens that brings it all to a close? I do.

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Speaker 1: His name is Dan, I do. Obviously we talk about

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Speaker 1: hard things and hard truths a lot on the show

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Speaker 1: and where we are and where we're at as a nation.

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Speaker 1: But what gives me hope is this, There are a

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Speaker 1: lot of us that feel the way we feel, and

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Speaker 1: we have a lot of guns. And then let me clarify,

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Speaker 1: I don't want anyone to get hurt at all. I

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Speaker 1: really genuinely don't. I want this to be peaceful. That's

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Speaker 1: why I'm so happy about our guns. Our guns. The

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Speaker 1: fact that the American civilian owns more guns than every

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Speaker 1: if you will. There's a reason the communists are always

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Speaker 1: trying to go after your guns. And it's not about

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Speaker 1: mass shooting or crime or anything else. They understand they

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Speaker 1: It drives them crazy. The American people on the right

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Speaker 1: It drives them crazy. That, combined with how many of

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Speaker 1: if it was a million armed citizens, that would be

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Speaker 1: a problem that is virtually insurmountable for our government or

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Speaker 1: any other government. A million armed people that is very,

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Speaker 1: I just do not because the people, so many of

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Speaker 1: you about that. We've lost too many people, but we

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Speaker 1: still have too many people on our side to say, well,

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Speaker 1: we're going to look like after we fight and work

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Speaker 1: our way through all of these problems we're having. Remember,

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Speaker 1: there are things that are happening that are inevitable. Inevitable.

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Speaker 1: The country separating on some level is one of those things.

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Speaker 1: Why it's not because of me, or because of some

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Speaker 1: stop human migration, especially within the borders. People do not

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Speaker 1: want to suffer in these blue hell holes anymore. They

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Speaker 1: are packing up, they are moving. They are fleeing California,

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Speaker 1: the country, it is already separating. They are already separating.

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Speaker 1: What that looks like on the back end after we

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Speaker 1: get through all this, I don't know. Is it terrible,

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Speaker 1: probably a mixture of both. I don't so. Again, I'm

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Speaker 1: not being pie in the sky. But I do not

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Speaker 1: feel always lost. Remember, just because what we've known is

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Speaker 1: We're gonna have to learn to deal with things. Look,

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Speaker 1: country where the federal government is hostile to us. That's

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Speaker 1: not ideal. It's not what I want what we have

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Speaker 1: take to live in a country like that too. Do

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Speaker 1: you protect your stuff? And when I say your stuff.

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Speaker 1: I mean your laptop, your phone. You know the federal government,

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Speaker 1: are listening. The government is listening. It's not paranoia. This

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Speaker 1: What truth Attitude? Jesse Kelly. It is the Jesse Kelly

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Speaker 1: Show on a Friday. Remember you can email the show

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Speaker 1: Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot com. Jesse at Jesse kellyshow

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Speaker 1: dot com. All right, we are moving on. We're moving

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Speaker 1: on to other stuff. Oh, by the way, I don't

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Speaker 1: It's just not a thing we do here on the show.

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Speaker 1: I don't really care that much about pop culture. I

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Speaker 1: did see that Carl Weathers died today, and a couple

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Speaker 1: Chris actually asked if he was the dude from Lethal Weapon. So, Chris,

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Speaker 1: that would be Danny Glover, not Carl Weathers. I don't

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Speaker 1: There's just no one better. We love Jesse. He's the best. Yes,

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Speaker 1: that was just for Chris. Breaking news, Chris, there's more

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Speaker 1: up Clint Eastwood. But that's a great example. Clint Eastwood.

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Speaker 1: When's the last time you saw him? Dude, he's like

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Speaker 1: or probably more specifically, a Korean lady would be more likely,

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Speaker 1: a run in in traffic with a Korean lady and

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Speaker 1: it went it went bad. You even if you don't

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Speaker 1: admit it probably would carry around some Korean prejudice from

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Speaker 1: that point. Now, I didn't say embrace it. I didn't

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Speaker 1: say that, did I. But it is human nature to

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Speaker 1: carry some of that around. Anyway. Back to your thing

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Speaker 1: about Latinos, Look, if you want to try to lump

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Speaker 1: them all in, I'm telling you right now there are

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Speaker 1: tons of Latinos in this country who are coming our way,

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Speaker 1: and even if they're not heading totally to the right,

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Speaker 1: they're leaving the left. My best friend is Luis is

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Speaker 1: his name. He's a Mexican dude, Mexican family, everyone's Mexican,

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Speaker 1: his wife's Mexican. We go hang out, it's all Mexicans,

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Speaker 1: and it's me. It's to me the six eight gringo

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Speaker 1: and a bunch of Mexicans go hanging out there and

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Speaker 1: you talk to them, and a bunch of them are

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Speaker 1: lifelong Democrats, and bunches of them will tell you now

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00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:55,040
Speaker 1: they'll come brag to me about it. Jesse, I went independent.

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00:27:55,320 --> 00:27:58,359
Speaker 1: I'm done. You can't take the tranny stuff anymore. I'm done.

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Speaker 1: I'm out on all this done. I'm done. You're not

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Speaker 1: gonna get them all because each and every person is

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Speaker 1: an individual, but you're gonna get a lot of them.

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Speaker 1: Dear doctor Jesse, since you're a European cultural expert and practitioner,

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Speaker 1: what European city would you say is your favorite? Probably Germany? Showgun.

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Speaker 1: I know if you have repeatedly said you won't run

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Speaker 1: for political office again. Having said that, would you consider

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Speaker 1: running for governor of Texas in twenty twenty six. You'd

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Speaker 1: be at the forefront to lead the Balkanization of states.

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Speaker 1: You'd actually have the guts to secure the border as

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Speaker 1: much as possible with state authorities. So on and so forth.

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Speaker 1: His name is Larry. Okay. People want me to run

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Speaker 1: against John Cornyn for Senate. They want me to run

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Speaker 1: for governor of Texas. I'm not going to do either

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Speaker 1: of those things, and I will explain why in a moment.

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Speaker 1: Give me a second. It is The Jesse Kelly Show.

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Speaker 1: Final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show. I didn't even

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Speaker 1: tell you how how much of a slog this show

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Speaker 1: has been tonight. It has been one of the more

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Speaker 1: physically brutal shows I've ever had to do in my life.

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Speaker 1: And I know what you're thinking, Jesse, it's just radio.

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Speaker 1: Be serious. How brutal. Could it be? I got my

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Speaker 1: haircut earlier today. When I say haircut, I just mean

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Speaker 1: they buzzed it lower again than they did last time.

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Speaker 1: And I forgot as I was leaving to have the haircut.

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Speaker 1: Girl shampoo me. So I've been sitting here in itching

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Speaker 1: agony for three hours. Now, what Chris, that's not very nice, Chris.

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Speaker 1: Chris just asked, what did she shampoo? There's some little

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Speaker 1: fuzz still in the little hair. She was gonna shave

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Speaker 1: shampoo off the little ears. Whatever, Chris. Anyway, someone wants

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Speaker 1: me to run for governor. I'm not running for governor.

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Speaker 1: I'm not running for senator. I'm not gonna run for president.

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Speaker 1: I will be a dictator for five years with five

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Speaker 1: hundred men of my choosing working for me, doing the

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Speaker 1: things I want, or I will do nothing. That's one

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Speaker 1: in two. The American people do not want what I want.

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Speaker 1: I am far to the right of the American public.

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Speaker 1: I am not one of these people who has deluded

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Speaker 1: myself into thinking that I'm the main stream. I know

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Speaker 1: I'm outside of the mainstream. When I joke about repealing

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Speaker 1: child labor laws, you know I'm not joking, right, I

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Speaker 1: actually believe children should be able to work. I have

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Speaker 1: a thirteen year old and fifteen year old. They're both

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Speaker 1: dying to get jobs, real jobs. Why can't they have jobs?

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Speaker 1: It's going to hurt them to what. Go be a

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Speaker 1: gopher on a construction site, grab some nails for people,

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Speaker 1: Go work two hours of fast food, flipping burgers. Find

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Speaker 1: out how the other half lives are gonna hurt them. No,

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Speaker 1: I'm far to the right of the American public. They

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Speaker 1: don't want what I have to sell, and that's fine.

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Speaker 1: I don't need to be popular. That's fine with me.

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Speaker 1: Jesse I talk about it a lot. He was talking

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Speaker 1: about a Financial Times article showing that women are moving

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Speaker 1: hard to the left, men are moving hard to the

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Speaker 1: right in the country. I talk about a lot. You

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Speaker 1: talk about it a lot. But for most Americans this

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Speaker 1: seems like an impossible conversation. To have women vote for safety,

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Speaker 1: men vote for freedom. Women get to negotiate with their conquerors.

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Speaker 1: Men do not. This affects how we vote. How do

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Speaker 1: we fix this? Marry them? Listen, fellas, and I know

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Speaker 1: the ladies are half of this too. I'm a'bs certainly

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Speaker 1: not absolving ladies in this listen, I have as much

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Speaker 1: fun as anyone else talking about repealing the nineteenth Amendment.

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Speaker 1: But go look at the polling of how married women vote.

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Speaker 1: They're Republicans, all of them, well, not all of them,

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Speaker 1: but the vast majority of them. Single dudes vote right,

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Speaker 1: vote right, married women vote right. Where we go off

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Speaker 1: the rails is something like seventy six percent of single

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Speaker 1: women vote left. Put a ring on her finger, fellas,

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Speaker 1: provided she's the one dater, marrier, make a bunch of

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Speaker 1: babies with her, start a family. She'll be an anti

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Speaker 1: communist just like you before you know it. If you're

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Speaker 1: not ready for that, go start taking a male vitality

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Speaker 1: stack from Chopped. After three months, your tea levels will

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Speaker 1: be twenty percent higher than they were before. Then you'll

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Speaker 1: see that dime a little differently, and you'll want to

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Speaker 1: marry her and make some babies with her. Female vitality

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Speaker 1: stacks for the ladies' male vitality stacks for the dudes.

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Speaker 1: We will turn into a nation a community of anti communists,

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Speaker 1: growing breeding like rabbits, natural herbal supplements. No more big

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Speaker 1: pharma crap. Stop getting needles stuck in your arm, guys

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Speaker 1: chalk dot com they have a huge sale on subscriptions

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Speaker 1: promo code Jesse Chalk dot Com promo code Jesse. But

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Speaker 1: back to what the guy was talking about. The single

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Speaker 1: woman communist is the true destroyer of the West. She is.

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Speaker 1: Why do you think Democrats focus on telling women how

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Speaker 1: empowered they should be? And you go girl, and you

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Speaker 1: girl boughts it up. It's not because they actually care

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Speaker 1: about women. They want to make sure they stay single.

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Speaker 1: If they stay single, they know that woman is very

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Speaker 1: likely to go Democrat. A counter to that is to

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Speaker 1: start telling people to start families again. But of course

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Speaker 1: the GOP doesn't do a counter to that. Instead we

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Speaker 1: get this pathetics. What is this thing? Do I have

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Speaker 1: that Nicki Haley part? I know I do. Where is

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Speaker 1: this Nicki Haley thing? I never did get to it

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Speaker 1: this week. I never did play it, Michael, I know

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Speaker 1: you put it on the other EDAs. Yeah. Instead we

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00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:12,880
Speaker 1: get this, Instead of telling people to start families, we

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Speaker 1: get more of the same identity politics crap from our

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Speaker 1: side that they do. You go girl, well, First of all.

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Speaker 2: I think that you know, there will be a woman

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Speaker 2: president in America. It's either gonna be me or it's

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Speaker 2: gonna be Kamla Harris. And I don't want a Kamala

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Speaker 2: Harris for president. Trump cannot beat Baby.

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Speaker 1: I don't want either of you. Anti communist Jesse. Oh

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Speaker 1: wait a minute, I forgot to do the thing. And

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Speaker 1: now here's a headline. Why go you know know the

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Speaker 1: thing emails? We didn't get to you, anti communist Jesse.

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00:34:46,719 --> 00:34:49,279
Speaker 1: The state of Arkansas passed the law to build a

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Speaker 1: monument to aborted babies. Is this finally an example of

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00:34:53,200 --> 00:34:56,560
Speaker 1: conservatives playing offense and pushing back? Who do you see

557
00:34:56,560 --> 00:34:59,680
Speaker 1: this as just holding ground? No, this is outstanding. Again.

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Speaker 1: We need to be builders of monuments. And yes, that's

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Speaker 1: a great one. We need to have monuments up to

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Speaker 1: the victims of communism across the country. Let's start educating

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Speaker 1: people on the sickness of this religion to aborted babies.

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Speaker 1: We need to honor our heroes on the right. I

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00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:23,800
Speaker 1: said it time and time again. Rush Limbaugh helped guide

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Speaker 1: the thinking and policy of the right for thirty years.

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Speaker 1: How did we not have a big memorial for How

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Speaker 1: do we not have a big memorial and a monument

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Speaker 1: for Rush Limbaugh. It needs to be done. These are

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Speaker 1: the kind of things we need to be better at.

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Speaker 1: We're bad at them. We need to be better at them.

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Speaker 1: Pink Flower of Steel. Next week I'm traveling to visit

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Speaker 1: my mom, Palm Springs, so on and so forth. I've

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Speaker 1: never been to Palm Springs. I noticed it's near twenty

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Speaker 1: nine palms. I need a place to grab lunch. Okay,

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Speaker 1: we didn't do a lot of eating in Palm Springs.

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Speaker 1: I will tell you I had a sweet cheeseburger at

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Speaker 1: a Palm Springs one night. I actually got hit really hard.

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Speaker 1: That's the hardest I've ever been punched in the face

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Speaker 1: of my life. It was at a TGI Fridays. They

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Speaker 1: have a good Fridays there. Highly recommend it, what Chris, Yes,

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Speaker 1: that was the one where I was trying to stab

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Speaker 1: him with a fork and he ended up jumping me

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Speaker 1: when I left the place. And this dude was huge. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: it doesn't matter. It was a delicious meal. So if

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Speaker 1: you go through Palm Springs, I may recommend TGI Fridays.

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Speaker 1: I had a really, really really good burger back then,

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Speaker 1: and in that Fridays. You might have to ask him

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Speaker 1: if they still do this. They used to put a

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Speaker 1: little round piece of fried mozzarella on top of the burger.

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Speaker 1: The burger already had American cheese, but it had a

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Speaker 1: fried pizza mozzarella on top of it as well, and

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Speaker 1: that was pretty special. So if you're ever in Palm Springs,

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Speaker 1: may I recommend the Fridays to you. Also, it's the weekend.

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Speaker 1: It's time to put your phone down, put it in

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Speaker 1: the drawer, go, spend a couple of days embracing your family, community,

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Speaker 1: go to church, shoot your gun, enjoy your life. Set

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Speaker 1: all this politics crap aside. It'll be there for us

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Speaker 1: again on Monday, and I'll be here with you. Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's all