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Speaker 1: You know, when you google the most ridiculous HOA rules,

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Speaker 1: a lot of things come up, including stuff like no

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Speaker 1: visible trash cans on the street. Yeah, you could have

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Speaker 1: them out, but I guess they need to be camouflage

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Speaker 1: or something. I forget the street man. I'm kind of

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Speaker 1: glad that I don't live in an h o A,

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Speaker 1: but one unlucky lady does and she's complained to her

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Speaker 1: friend about it multiple times, and her friend did the

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Speaker 1: right thing and told us to prank her. So that's

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Speaker 1: what we do, courtesy of her h o A in

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Speaker 1: your phone? Tap right now? Another Hell? Hi is this ANGELA? Ring?

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Speaker 2: Is Angela? Who's this?

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Speaker 1: My name is Toby from the Homeowners Association?

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Speaker 2: Oh? Hi, Hi?

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Speaker 1: How are you on this fine day?

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Speaker 2: Great? How are you?

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Speaker 1: I'm doing okay? Uh? You and I haven't met, have we?

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Speaker 2: I don't think so.

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Speaker 1: No, I think I would recognize this voice for sure. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I'm just I'm going to get right into business with

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Speaker 1: you here, because sometimes these calls can go really well,

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Speaker 1: but sometimes they can get a little bit ugly. I

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Speaker 1: just want to know, are you coachable?

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry?

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Speaker 1: Are you? Are you coachable?

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Speaker 2: I'm not sure what that means.

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Speaker 1: We'll just open to a little constructive criticism from the HOA.

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Speaker 2: I guess, so is there a problem?

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Speaker 1: Hm? Well, problem or problems plural, because truth be told,

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Speaker 1: we have had a few issues around you specifically.

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Speaker 2: Really yeah, I find that all the hard to believe

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Speaker 2: because I haven't done anything wrong.

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Speaker 1: So okay, Well, like we talked about earlier, stay coachable,

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Speaker 1: because last Thursday, you were observed with your dog off

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Speaker 1: leash in your front yard.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I think the keyword there is my front yard.

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Speaker 1: I think the keyword is off leash.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I'd like to know what neighbor of mine called

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Speaker 2: me in for not having my dog on a leash

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Speaker 2: in my own front yard.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Angela, I'm not gonna do that. I can't sell

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Speaker 1: out your neighbors.

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Speaker 2: Too yet, but okay, that's ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: Just know that what you did was wrong. You may

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Speaker 1: not know the rules, but it is a violation and

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Speaker 1: a sixty five dollars five.

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Speaker 2: Sixty five dollars for having my own dog in my

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Speaker 2: own yard.

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Speaker 1: So again, I'm just trying to uphold the rules here.

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Speaker 2: No, No, that's absolutely that's asinine. That's subidiest thing I've

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Speaker 2: ever heard of. And I don't think it would make

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Speaker 2: sense any of my neighbors as well.

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Speaker 1: Okay, well, we're not quite done because last Saturday you

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Speaker 1: were observed using non eco friendly dog bags to clean

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Speaker 1: up what I know. I am shocked too. And while

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Speaker 1: we do appreciate you picking up the waste, the wrong

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Speaker 1: bag is going to be a thirty five dollars fire set.

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Speaker 2: The wrong bag, what are you talking about? I have

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Speaker 2: to send you the same bag everybody else done.

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Speaker 1: No, yours is a darker shade of brown, and we

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Speaker 1: specifically want people to use light brown eco friendly bags.

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Speaker 2: I swear to god it's eco friendly. I'm using rogue

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Speaker 2: dog bags. Whatever you're thinking.

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Speaker 1: Either way, they're not approved and you will need to

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Speaker 1: pay that fine. Okay. And then, oh, it's funny that

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Speaker 1: you use that word because that's what you're picking up

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Speaker 1: with the dog bags. Oh what you did? You're kind

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Speaker 1: of funny.

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Speaker 2: I wasn't trying to be funny. I'm pissed off.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Well, speaking of peed off, our neighbors were a

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Speaker 1: little peed off two Sundays ago, because are you aware

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Speaker 1: that there is a pet speed limit in our Neighborhood's.

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Speaker 2: Another one of them rolls that I apparently don't know

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Speaker 2: that make no sense on the planet.

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Speaker 1: It's in the HOA guidelines that even though we do

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Speaker 1: admit that your dog was on a leash and you

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Speaker 1: were running with it, we like to keep it under

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Speaker 1: three miles an hour. Are you freaking kidding me? No,

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Speaker 1: it's a safety thing, and you were clocked at going

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Speaker 1: nearly five miles an hour with your power.

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Speaker 2: So my dog's on a leash and I'm jogging away

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Speaker 2: on the leash and that's not allowed.

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Speaker 1: Jogging is allowed. You were more sprinting.

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Speaker 2: I've never heard of any of this. I want to

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Speaker 2: talk to whoever's above you.

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Speaker 1: Well, the only person above me is God, and God

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Speaker 1: takes direct orders from your friend Nicole. What. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: know she doesn't live in your neighborhood, but she is

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Speaker 1: in charge of all of this. Because we're really doing

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Speaker 1: a prank phone call on you right now, and this

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Speaker 1: is on the radio, so no way, no. Yeah, hopefully

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Speaker 1: that clears it up. Stu her h. Nicole told us

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Speaker 1: that you've been complaining a lot lately about the HOA.

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Speaker 1: Is it really that bad?

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Speaker 2: It's not that bad, but it is that bad, right, But.

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Speaker 1: You are okay with wearing a speedometer while you run

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Speaker 1: with your dog, the beeps when you go over four

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Speaker 1: miles an hour.

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Speaker 2: If there's a pet speed woman, I'm doubling it.

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Speaker 1: At this point, we hold what happened to you being coachable?

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Speaker 2: No, definitely not. I think this proves I'm not coachable.

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Speaker 1: Wake Up every

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Speaker 2: Morning was weekday morning on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey

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Speaker 2: in the morning