1 00:00:00,030 --> 00:00:03,690 Speaker 1: You know, when you Google the most ridiculous HOA rules, 2 00:00:03,710 --> 00:00:07,250 Speaker 1: a lot of things come up, including stuff like no 3 00:00:07,310 --> 00:00:10,310 Speaker 1: visible trash cans on the street. Yeah. 4 00:00:10,350 --> 00:00:11,010 Speaker 2: So dumb. 5 00:00:11,070 --> 00:00:12,570 Speaker 1: You can have them out, but I guess they need 6 00:00:12,600 --> 00:00:13,890 Speaker 1: to be camouflaged or something. 7 00:00:13,960 --> 00:00:14,860 Speaker 2: You don't have the invisible ones? 8 00:00:14,880 --> 00:00:17,739 Speaker 1: The invisible trash cans. Yeah, those are the ones I got. 9 00:00:17,760 --> 00:00:19,420 Speaker 1: How did I forget? And it'll look like the street. 10 00:00:19,560 --> 00:00:19,880 Speaker 2: Oh, man. 11 00:00:19,920 --> 00:00:21,780 Speaker 1: I'm kind of glad that I don't live in an HOA, 12 00:00:21,840 --> 00:00:24,120 Speaker 1: but one unlucky lady does. 13 00:00:24,140 --> 00:00:24,600 Speaker 2: Oh. 14 00:00:24,860 --> 00:00:28,140 Speaker 1: And she's complained to her friend about it multiple times, 15 00:00:28,360 --> 00:00:31,300 Speaker 1: and her friend did the right thing and told us 16 00:00:31,380 --> 00:00:31,980 Speaker 1: to prank her. 17 00:00:32,050 --> 00:00:32,729 Speaker 2: Yes! 18 00:00:32,770 --> 00:00:35,690 Speaker 1: So that's what we do, courtesy of her HOA. In 19 00:00:35,750 --> 00:00:37,370 Speaker 1: your phone tap right now. 20 00:00:37,750 --> 00:00:38,970 Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey's. 21 00:00:38,610 --> 00:00:44,559 Speaker 1: Phone taps on the 20s. Hello? Hi, is this Angela Ranke? 22 00:00:44,640 --> 00:00:46,920 Speaker 2: This is Angela. Who's this? 23 00:00:47,500 --> 00:00:50,420 Speaker 1: My name is Toby from the Homeowners Association. 24 00:00:51,920 --> 00:00:52,720 Speaker 2: Oh, hi, Toby. 25 00:00:52,760 --> 00:00:54,760 Speaker 1: Hi. How are you on this fine day? Great. 26 00:00:55,560 --> 00:00:56,460 Speaker 2: How are you? 27 00:00:57,100 --> 00:01:00,820 Speaker 1: I'm doing okay. You and I haven't met, have we? 28 00:01:00,840 --> 00:01:03,000 Speaker 2: I don't think so. 29 00:01:03,400 --> 00:01:07,960 Speaker 1: No. I think I would recognize this voice for sure. Yeah, 30 00:01:08,060 --> 00:01:09,820 Speaker 1: I'm going to get right into business with you here 31 00:01:09,840 --> 00:01:13,040 Speaker 1: because sometimes these calls can go really well, but sometimes 32 00:01:13,080 --> 00:01:15,940 Speaker 1: they can get a little bit ugly. I just want 33 00:01:15,959 --> 00:01:20,750 Speaker 1: to know, are you coachable? I'm sorry? Are you coachable? 34 00:01:23,640 --> 00:01:24,340 Speaker 2: I'm not sure what that means. 35 00:01:25,020 --> 00:01:29,190 Speaker 1: We'll just open to a little constructive criticism from the HOA. 36 00:01:29,990 --> 00:01:30,370 Speaker 1: I guess so. 37 00:01:30,450 --> 00:01:31,110 Speaker 2: Is there a problem? 38 00:01:32,530 --> 00:01:38,690 Speaker 1: Well, problem or problems, plural. What? Because, truth be told, 39 00:01:38,750 --> 00:01:44,679 Speaker 1: we have had a few issues around you specifically. Really? Yeah. 40 00:01:45,500 --> 00:01:47,160 Speaker 2: I find that awful hard to believe because I haven't 41 00:01:47,180 --> 00:01:48,280 Speaker 2: done anything wrong. 42 00:01:48,520 --> 00:01:52,900 Speaker 1: Okay, well... Like we talked about earlier, stay coachable because 43 00:01:53,260 --> 00:01:57,050 Speaker 1: last Thursday you were observed with your dog off leash 44 00:01:57,350 --> 00:01:58,270 Speaker 1: in your front yard. 45 00:01:59,590 --> 00:02:02,510 Speaker 2: Okay, I think the key word there is my front yard. 46 00:02:03,070 --> 00:02:04,750 Speaker 1: I think the key word is off leash. 47 00:02:04,950 --> 00:02:08,359 Speaker 2: Okay, I'd like to know what neighbor of mine called 48 00:02:08,400 --> 00:02:10,780 Speaker 2: me in for not having my dog on a leash 49 00:02:10,820 --> 00:02:11,959 Speaker 2: in my own front yard. 50 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:14,200 Speaker 1: Yeah, Angela, I'm not going to do that. I can't 51 00:02:14,280 --> 00:02:15,660 Speaker 1: sell out your neighbors to you. 52 00:02:16,260 --> 00:02:17,430 Speaker 2: Okay, that's ridiculous. 53 00:02:17,570 --> 00:02:20,389 Speaker 1: Just know that what you did was wrong. You may 54 00:02:20,450 --> 00:02:22,890 Speaker 1: not know the rules, but it is a violation and 55 00:02:22,910 --> 00:02:27,340 Speaker 1: a $ 65 fine. Wow. $ 65 for having my own dog 56 00:02:27,380 --> 00:02:30,120 Speaker 1: in my own yard. So again, I'm just trying to 57 00:02:30,260 --> 00:02:31,419 Speaker 1: uphold the rules here. 58 00:02:31,440 --> 00:02:35,200 Speaker 2: No, that's absolutely, that's asinine. That's the stupidest thing I've 59 00:02:35,240 --> 00:02:36,960 Speaker 2: ever heard of. And I don't think it would make 60 00:02:36,980 --> 00:02:38,310 Speaker 2: sense to any of my neighbors as well. 61 00:02:38,500 --> 00:02:42,470 Speaker 1: Okay, well, we're not quite done because last Saturday you 62 00:02:42,490 --> 00:02:47,040 Speaker 1: were observed using non-eco-friendly dog bags to clean up. What? 63 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:49,419 Speaker 1: I know. I am shocked, too. And while we do 64 00:02:49,500 --> 00:02:53,359 Speaker 1: appreciate you picking up the waste, the wrong bag is 65 00:02:53,419 --> 00:02:56,880 Speaker 1: going to be a $ 35 fine. I have the wrong bag? 66 00:02:56,940 --> 00:02:58,920 Speaker 2: What are you talking about? I have the same bag 67 00:02:58,940 --> 00:03:00,040 Speaker 2: that everybody else does. 68 00:03:00,100 --> 00:03:02,279 Speaker 1: No, yours is a darker shade of brown, and we 69 00:03:02,360 --> 00:03:06,040 Speaker 1: specifically want people to use light brown, eco-friendly bags. 70 00:03:06,830 --> 00:03:09,150 Speaker 2: I swear to God, it's eco-friendly. I'm not using rogue 71 00:03:09,210 --> 00:03:10,750 Speaker 2: dog bags, whatever you're thinking. 72 00:03:11,010 --> 00:03:13,650 Speaker 1: Either way, they're not approved, and you will need to 73 00:03:13,690 --> 00:03:18,960 Speaker 1: pay that fine, okay? I'm not paying s * * *. Oh, 74 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:21,139 Speaker 1: it's funny that you used that word because that's what 75 00:03:21,180 --> 00:03:23,200 Speaker 1: you're picking up with the dog bags. Oh my God. 76 00:03:23,280 --> 00:03:24,859 Speaker 1: I see what you did. You're kind of funny. 77 00:03:24,880 --> 00:03:27,340 Speaker 2: I wasn't trying to be funny. I'm pissed off. 78 00:03:27,660 --> 00:03:30,350 Speaker 1: Okay, well, speaking of peed off, our neighbors were a 79 00:03:30,370 --> 00:03:33,109 Speaker 1: little peed off two Sundays ago. Because are you aware 80 00:03:33,150 --> 00:03:35,230 Speaker 1: that there is a pet speed limit in our neighborhood? 81 00:03:36,210 --> 00:03:38,230 Speaker 2: Isn't that one of the dumbest rules that I apparently 82 00:03:38,270 --> 00:03:40,230 Speaker 2: don't know that make no sense on the planet? 83 00:03:40,310 --> 00:03:43,700 Speaker 1: It's in the HOA guidelines that even though we do 84 00:03:43,740 --> 00:03:45,460 Speaker 1: admit that your dog was on a leash and you 85 00:03:45,500 --> 00:03:47,640 Speaker 1: were running with it, we like to keep it under 86 00:03:47,680 --> 00:03:50,740 Speaker 1: three miles an hour. Are you freaking kidding me? No, 87 00:03:50,780 --> 00:03:53,380 Speaker 1: it's a safety thing. And you were clocked at going 88 00:03:53,440 --> 00:03:56,020 Speaker 1: nearly five miles an hour with your pup. 89 00:03:56,160 --> 00:03:59,140 Speaker 2: So my dog's on a leash, and I'm jogging with 90 00:03:59,180 --> 00:04:00,960 Speaker 2: it on the leash, and that's not allowed. 91 00:04:01,410 --> 00:04:03,390 Speaker 1: Jogging is allowed. You were more sprinting. 92 00:04:03,910 --> 00:04:05,590 Speaker 2: I've never heard of any of this. I want to 93 00:04:05,630 --> 00:04:06,750 Speaker 2: talk to whoever's above you. 94 00:04:06,810 --> 00:04:09,990 Speaker 1: Well, the only person above me is God, and God 95 00:04:10,070 --> 00:04:13,520 Speaker 1: takes direct orders from your friend Nicole... What? Yeah, I 96 00:04:13,560 --> 00:04:16,440 Speaker 1: know she doesn't live in your neighborhood, but she is 97 00:04:16,490 --> 00:04:18,910 Speaker 1: in charge of all of this because we're really doing 98 00:04:18,950 --> 00:04:20,990 Speaker 1: a prank phone call on you right now. And this 99 00:04:21,029 --> 00:04:21,830 Speaker 1: is on the radio. 100 00:04:22,070 --> 00:04:23,990 Speaker 2: No way. No way. 101 00:04:24,170 --> 00:04:28,070 Speaker 1: Yeah, hopefully that clears it up. Oh, my God. 102 00:04:28,230 --> 00:04:30,010 Speaker 2: I'm going to kill her. Yeah. 103 00:04:31,230 --> 00:04:33,710 Speaker 1: Nicole told us that you've been complaining a lot lately 104 00:04:33,750 --> 00:04:36,200 Speaker 1: about the HOA. Is it really that bad? 105 00:04:36,620 --> 00:04:38,820 Speaker 2: It's not that bad, but it is that bad. 106 00:04:39,160 --> 00:04:41,840 Speaker 1: Right. But you are OK with wearing a speedometer while 107 00:04:41,860 --> 00:04:43,740 Speaker 1: you run with your dog that beeps when you go 108 00:04:43,760 --> 00:04:44,719 Speaker 1: over four miles an hour. 109 00:04:45,380 --> 00:04:48,390 Speaker 2: If there's a speed limit, I'm doubling it at this point. 110 00:04:48,430 --> 00:04:50,890 Speaker 1: Well, hold on. What happened to you being coachable? 111 00:04:51,650 --> 00:04:54,460 Speaker 2: Definitely not. I think this proves I'm not coachable. 112 00:04:55,700 --> 00:04:57,650 Speaker 1: Broken Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s.