Speaker 1: It's time for the Bobby Bones post show. Here's your host,
Speaker 1: Bobby Boy. Hey, here's a real question for Ray or
Speaker 1: Mike d or Scuba. I call you guys the executives
Speaker 1: of the show, about that the show exectly Well, that
Speaker 1: sounds like they run like well, they do run the show.
Speaker 1: They're not like the CEOs and the CFO. Every executives
Speaker 1: not the CEO or CFO like it. The executives. I
Speaker 1: don't like that. Why why not? Sub seems the executive producer.
Speaker 1: But but we shouldn't be executives, you know. But you're not,
Speaker 1: like we should be in priviti. It's like you're you're not.
Speaker 1: It's nice cars. It's like, if you play for the Cubs,
Speaker 1: you may be up front, but they're still executives that
Speaker 1: are making decisions. You need to be the Cubs. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess that's awesome. Everybody wants to be the Cubs.
Speaker 1: All right. He wants to do this for a couple
Speaker 1: of days. How about it. Dude gives my laptop. Well,
Speaker 1: he helps you all the time. Take my phone into
Speaker 1: my laptop. You got it. I do help Scoobat's like,
Speaker 1: don't take the girl, take my phone and take my
Speaker 1: laptop anyway to the executives of the show, the inner executives,
Speaker 1: how long does a post show have to be for
Speaker 1: us to post it? Minimally, I think fifteen minutes, but
Speaker 1: that would so it depends on the ad markers of
Speaker 1: what we do. But minimum fifteen minutes, Okay, I ask,
Speaker 1: because this will not be able to be a long one.
Speaker 1: But I need to know what I need to give
Speaker 1: to make it um substantial enough for it to be
Speaker 1: up on the feed because we only have, you know,
Speaker 1: fifteen actually fifteen sixteen minutes to do this. And then
Speaker 1: listeners too. It's like, are you cool if we just
Speaker 1: do a fifteen minute one? Would you rather have that
Speaker 1: than nothing? Or would you others just shut up and
Speaker 1: do so? It's up to you, guys, and up to
Speaker 1: you guys, meaning the executive of the show and the listeners.
Speaker 1: I think fifteen is great. Yeah, it's palatable if you're
Speaker 1: on a short drive or you got a quick lunch break. Okay,
Speaker 1: you're fifteen minutes. We're already killing part of that fifteen,
Speaker 1: but I appreciate you. Let's see what executive Ray has
Speaker 1: to say. I agreed with He's a yes man. The
Speaker 1: executives that guy, because yes, I agree with Steve. Steve,
Speaker 1: those are very great idea. I M like that direction, Steve. Okay, anyway, um,
Speaker 1: we're gonna okay, every company knows that. Let me yeah,
Speaker 1: they're everywhere. Let me run through some stories. I gotta
Speaker 1: and have some things I needed to personally. Maryland Man
Speaker 1: discovered that I've forgotten lottery ticket tucked away in his
Speaker 1: car's glove compartment was worth thirty thousand dollars. The guy,
Speaker 1: a dump truck driver identified as sixty six year old Larry,
Speaker 1: said he has a habit of buying lottery tickets and
Speaker 1: storm the glove box. Larry said that he was going
Speaker 1: through his glove compartment to check through a pile of
Speaker 1: unused lottery tickets and he found a winner from July
Speaker 1: twenty sixth pretty recent though, yeah it's not, but it's
Speaker 1: like a week oh. Quote. When I first saw it,
Speaker 1: I thought I want three hundred bucks, then ten thousand.
Speaker 1: Then there was a multiplier, so he went thirty thousand.
Speaker 1: It's from UPI that's pretty cool. Vince Gully passed away,
Speaker 1: which is awesome and sad at the same time. Vincecali
Speaker 1: was ninety four years old, and Vince Gully was calling
Speaker 1: Dodger games for sixty seven years. That's that's the awesome part.
Speaker 1: Like you get to recognize that because if you're not
Speaker 1: a Dodgers fan, you probably heard Vince Scully occasionally or
Speaker 1: you'd seen his picture and maybe you don't know it was.
Speaker 1: If you're a sports fan, you knew Vince Gully. But
Speaker 1: you do anything for sixty seven years, that's awesome. So
Speaker 1: you know what Vince Gully that you're probably listening right now.
Speaker 1: He's probably above going to Well, now I don't have
Speaker 1: to worry about logging onto sometime. I can listen to
Speaker 1: whatever I'm in heaven, so I probably listen to us
Speaker 1: right now, and that is awesome. Vince Goulli just one
Speaker 1: of the best, if not the best, to ever do it.
Speaker 1: Here is one of his most historic calls the game
Speaker 1: right now. Years that has been so improbable, the impossible
Speaker 1: has happened. So again, the two numbers, age ninety four,
Speaker 1: it's pretty good year to live too. Oh year ninety
Speaker 1: fourth year. That's awesome. And he spent sixty seven years
Speaker 1: calling Dodgers games. So Vin Scully rest in peace. Pretty
Speaker 1: cool speaking in numbers Dane Cook is engaged, and so yes,
Speaker 1: absolutely he's nothing nothing, nothing is wrong. I'm he's still
Speaker 1: doing comedy. Actually was in California once and he popped
Speaker 1: in on the show. Oh and was actually pretty funny.
Speaker 1: He used to do like stadiums. Well he I'll get
Speaker 1: to that in a second. It's nothing to do with this,
Speaker 1: but it reminds me of something happened last night. So,
Speaker 1: fifty year old Dane Cook is engaged to his longtime love,
Speaker 1: twenty three year old Kelsey Taylor Way way, way, way
Speaker 1: way wait wait now time love, We'll see there's a Okay,
Speaker 1: now we're on. Now we're onto a conversation here. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I got no problem with first of all, rock and roll,
Speaker 1: everybody goods fine, no rules being broken. Yeah, they're in love,
Speaker 1: they're great, married, love it. But you said long they're okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: I love you said that again. Thanks for reminding me
Speaker 1: from one of six seconds ago. So they've been together
Speaker 1: on I mean, they've been together a while and so
Speaker 1: we talked about this on the show a few years ago.
Speaker 1: So they're engaged. They spent five years together. Now, whoa,
Speaker 1: that's what I'm still hey, hold on, hold on, So
Speaker 1: what I've been saying back. So twenty three minus five
Speaker 1: is eighteen. That's when he said that he would do
Speaker 1: him though he's fifty minus five, so forty five with
Speaker 1: an eighteen year old, So basically he lives by the rule.
Speaker 1: I live by that. Once they walked that stage, they
Speaker 1: moved that task from the left to the right, it's
Speaker 1: all gravy. But what if they're okay, that's a creepy.
Speaker 1: But what if they already eighteen but they haven't moved
Speaker 1: the tassel? Now you can do that, okay, So yours
Speaker 1: is litter. What if they're eight team but they don't graduate,
Speaker 1: they don't walk g D's okay, okay, but they got
Speaker 1: to be out of high school. I mean that's the key.
Speaker 1: You can't I mean if he went to prom Oh,
Speaker 1: my gosh, no, he can't. Forty six, but I'm forty two.
Speaker 1: I can't imagine and my wife and our twelve years apart,
Speaker 1: and that there's almost no age difference with us, except
Speaker 1: for cultural things. Meaning Austin powers in the scene where
Speaker 1: he can't move his car around. Caitlin didn't know what
Speaker 1: that was. That's usually the only things that she's like.
Speaker 1: I don't know what that is. That's usually the only
Speaker 1: difference in what our life together is. She'll be like,
Speaker 1: Billy Joel, show me five pictures, let me identify them.
Speaker 1: I don't know who that is. That kind of stuff.
Speaker 1: So other than that, there's no difference with us. But
Speaker 1: I would just think forty six and eighteen, that would
Speaker 1: be pretty significant because my wife had been through college,
Speaker 1: moved off and worked to a whole different city, decided
Speaker 1: to go back, stayed, stay with their job in oil
Speaker 1: and gas, and when got her masters, like she's done.
Speaker 1: Like real life stuff. Age is also very mature. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I'm pretty good too. Well, that's girls pretty much. Anyway.
Speaker 1: We didn't know Dane Cook. I saw him. I was
Speaker 1: at um like the comedy store or something, and they
Speaker 1: were like, hey, no special, because comedians fame, they'll just
Speaker 1: drop in if they're they have some work to do.
Speaker 1: I would compare it on a much, much, much much
Speaker 1: lower level to when I called the Bluebirden. I was like, hey,
Speaker 1: do you care if I come and play a set
Speaker 1: here on this night? And they were like no, we'd
Speaker 1: love it. And so but Dane Cook did that, and
Speaker 1: he came out and he was pretty funny and he
Speaker 1: was just practicing material and so, but I was playing
Speaker 1: the Opery last night and then I did my thing
Speaker 1: and Eddie was doing his thing beside me, and together
Speaker 1: we did a thing called The Raging Idiots. And so
Speaker 1: we're playing and we'd come off stage and I'm talking
Speaker 1: to some guys there and they're like, hey, yeah, they
Speaker 1: managed some comedians. They were talking to me about, hey,
Speaker 1: we should go on the road, and I was like,
Speaker 1: are But I'm doing it here in town. And I said,
Speaker 1: also this, did you ever go to Zane He's the
Speaker 1: comedy club. I said no, because I did not come
Speaker 1: up through the clubs. And what I found as comedians
Speaker 1: that I know are like, you're not a real comedian
Speaker 1: because you didn't come up to the clubs, and they
Speaker 1: can be resentful for that. And I didn't go through
Speaker 1: the clubs. I just started playing theaters, which is unfair
Speaker 1: in their mind because they paid their dues. And I
Speaker 1: understand it because if I were to see somebody go
Speaker 1: on a reality show and then they get a nationally
Speaker 1: syndicated radio show like one Boom Boom, I'd be like, wait,
Speaker 1: are they really in a good like how to? So
Speaker 1: I understand it, but that's why I don't. But then
Speaker 1: they talked about Dane Cook and it said that's why
Speaker 1: he was hated because he got so famous so quick
Speaker 1: he didn't really have to cut his teeth in clubs.
Speaker 1: And then what happened. Um then, like everything else, what
Speaker 1: goes up must come down, and if it's good, it
Speaker 1: eventually goes back up. Here's what America loves. You're ready, America.
Speaker 1: America loves the story of an underdog making it to
Speaker 1: the top because it makes them feel like they also
Speaker 1: can make it to the top. You know. Also, America
Speaker 1: loves they love to knock somebody down from the top
Speaker 1: back down to the bottom. So often though you see
Speaker 1: it with the same people. Underdog, that's the top. We
Speaker 1: love it. It's awesome, all right, cancel them boom back
Speaker 1: down to the bottom. And then America loves Sam bounce
Speaker 1: back again. We're we like to watch Frank and Tennis
Speaker 1: match win bin bin bling. So that's what's up. And
Speaker 1: Dan Cook's kind of having a little revival honestly of
Speaker 1: his career. It's pretty cool. So that's it. That's a
Speaker 1: story about Dan Cook. He she's pretty hot though our
Speaker 1: google she's pretty's pretty Yeah. A rugby player loses his
Speaker 1: favorite testicle in a freak accident. His favorite Well, oh guy,
Speaker 1: you have a favorite, You have a favorite testicle? Why
Speaker 1: can't you play in the joke? Why can't you play
Speaker 1: in the jokes? We convinced her, why can't you play
Speaker 1: in the joke? I fell for You're a guy who
Speaker 1: knew to play in the joke. Mike lunch Yeah, Lunchbox
Speaker 1: came in and I was like, oh, I feel you.
Speaker 1: We're going with a joke or walking towards it together?
Speaker 1: Which we have a favorite? Guys? Come on, you guys
Speaker 1: were playing the game, you know what I was doing.
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, maybe I need one, And I started thinking,
Speaker 1: like which one? Would it be? An idiot? Ray? Would
Speaker 1: you have played in the joke? Yeah? I was gonna
Speaker 1: go a strong side, so right, yeah, wow, we could
Speaker 1: have had these girls going, we can't believe. So is
Speaker 1: that really in the title? Yes? So why why is
Speaker 1: it in the title? Is he playing a joke and
Speaker 1: what he calls a freak accident? His favorite testicle, the
Speaker 1: left one, exploded after taking a direct shot from the knee,
Speaker 1: had to be removed. He's probably making a little joke. Yeah, Eddie, gosh,
Speaker 1: we would have conve you want to comedy being Sorry, guys,
Speaker 1: I thought I told people you know what I found
Speaker 1: out today it had been all texto with their girls.
Speaker 1: Did you know guys have favorite time? We'd have been like, yeah,
Speaker 1: because that one's a little bigger, and also we can
Speaker 1: hear the ocean. We'd have gone on to things. Every
Speaker 1: woman that listened to this would do you really have
Speaker 1: a favorite testicle? Gee? Sorry, guys, I don't have one, Eddie,
Speaker 1: Come on, I apologize, that's funny. Let's see and cook. Um.
Speaker 1: I have the biggest grossing touring acts the last forty years.
Speaker 1: And what that means is how much money they mean?
Speaker 1: This is crazy? Now what they took home something I've um, Well, no, no,
Speaker 1: that's not I'm going to talk about the difference here.
Speaker 1: So let me give a touring artist. I'll now use
Speaker 1: someone and I don't know their finances, but I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna use them as an example. Jimmy Allen. I know Jimmy, well,
Speaker 1: love Jimmy. Jimmy's kind of killing it right now. It's
Speaker 1: pretty awesome. But let's say Jimmy goes out and he
Speaker 1: does a show and they're gonna pay him one hundred
Speaker 1: thousand dollars to do a show. I don't know that
Speaker 1: that's the case up or down, just saying crap at
Speaker 1: this point. So Jimmy's like, I'll sign that deal one
Speaker 1: hundred thousand. So Jimmy plays the show for a hundred
Speaker 1: thousand bucks. Well, everything that show costs is going to
Speaker 1: cost him about thirty thousand dollars to just do the show. Band, travel, lights, YadA, YadA, YadA.
Speaker 1: So let's go first at one hundred thousand. You take
Speaker 1: about twenty five percent out of that for taxes, so
Speaker 1: you got seventy five thousand. It's gonna cost you about
Speaker 1: thirty thousand to get all your people in. So now
Speaker 1: you got about forty five thousand. So Jimmy's gonna end
Speaker 1: up playing that show in making all in thirty five
Speaker 1: thousand bucks or so. So same thing with an athlete's contract.
Speaker 1: I mean, oh, I just had two hundred million dollars deal.
Speaker 1: By the way, don't cry tears. But that's after taxes
Speaker 1: obviously agent fees. Depending on how much you make all
Speaker 1: of that, the two hundred million dollars deal, you can
Speaker 1: end up with about ninety five to a hundred and
Speaker 1: five million dollars um. If it's not bad, it's awesome.
Speaker 1: I'm just compared. I'm just you know, like the girl
Speaker 1: was talking about on issues on Episia, what's it called
Speaker 1: for you? Thank you? And so she's on that show
Speaker 1: and she's like, I can't even take a break for
Speaker 1: six months. And we're like, we don't care. Stop crying,
Speaker 1: nobody can. This is real life. Baby. She's like, oh,
Speaker 1: I wish it was like the old days when the
Speaker 1: actors made okay, what it ain't the old days? And
Speaker 1: so but then I explained, if she makes it twenty
Speaker 1: five thousand an episode, it's more like twelve and eight
Speaker 1: eight episodes, So she made like ninety grand and that's
Speaker 1: a good living, but it's definitely not go away for
Speaker 1: six months living. So all that being said, gross is
Speaker 1: what they're What's what Jimmy was paid at the beginning,
Speaker 1: one hundred thousand. Yes, So I'm just gonna gross. Net
Speaker 1: is what you go away with. You've explained that too before,
Speaker 1: of like, oh, gross that number because it's high end.
Speaker 1: It's gross because you don't get to keep it exactly.
Speaker 1: And then you have the net and then you it's
Speaker 1: like you're fishing and in the net. It's what you
Speaker 1: call it. Left let's you can tell me you remember
Speaker 1: his lesson. I do. Look at I have to remember that.
Speaker 1: It's not me. I'm trying to tea so I have
Speaker 1: remember said that. You said that once and it's stuck
Speaker 1: with me. You ever talked becoming a teacher? No? Um, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's did a story a different day. But what I
Speaker 1: left out at Jimmy's two went up? Why I dropped
Speaker 1: another ten. He's got to then pay his agent. He's
Speaker 1: then got to pay his management agent ten percent, management
Speaker 1: fifteen pent. That is so hopefully those people will help
Speaker 1: him get a And we're not crying about it. I'm
Speaker 1: just that's just the education of the processes. Biggest grossing
Speaker 1: acts we clip it or no, we'll clip five up.
Speaker 1: I'll give you ten to five. No clip. Paul McCartney
Speaker 1: at ten made over a billion dollars, Whoa Metallica at nine,
Speaker 1: Eagles at eight billion, bon Jovi at seven one point
Speaker 1: three billion, Celine Dion at six one point three billion,
Speaker 1: and living in the same place and not having to
Speaker 1: tour vegat take going from home just straight up driving
Speaker 1: over a lot of difference from the gross in the
Speaker 1: net on that one. Still pretty significant difference, but not
Speaker 1: as much difference. Yeah, yeah, because she's not having to
Speaker 1: pay for all the stage of the trial. Yeah, that'd
Speaker 1: be awesome. That'd be awesome. Number five one point three
Speaker 1: nine billion for the last forty years Madonna. And why
Speaker 1: these acts are older is because they've had a longer
Speaker 1: time to do it. Like if there somebody has been
Speaker 1: killed like post Malone, he's only been around five seven years. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he didn't have No, he's making a ton of money.
Speaker 1: But these people have made money. This is a forty
Speaker 1: year window. But here's what's interesting about Madonna. She didn't.
Speaker 1: She hasn't performed in years, right, But it's again for
Speaker 1: twenty of that the front twenty of yes, which was
Speaker 1: a lot. It's a massive, very heavy Number three Elton
Speaker 1: John one point seven five billion. Oh my god. Number
Speaker 1: two the first one two, Well there's two of them
Speaker 1: that clips two billion. Do you know who they are? Guys?
Speaker 1: I do no idea. Who do you think is one?
Speaker 1: And two? Lunchboxe either one amy year as well? Forty
Speaker 1: years the last forty years. Well I would have said
Speaker 1: the Beatles, but they're all dead, so sorry, I ask
Speaker 1: it for Bruce Springstein is at four one point five billion.
Speaker 1: I got a little excited to get to the top.
Speaker 1: And Paul McCartney was a Beatle, so he was on
Speaker 1: the list. Who you got lunchbox? Amy? Who you got Prince? Interesting?
Speaker 1: That's an interesting guess. They made a lot of money? Right? Yeah? Okay,
Speaker 1: ain't well not, I'm gonna let Amy guess first. You know,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of anybody because who's been around us?
Speaker 1: The Wiggles. I'm kidding. They probably made a lot of money.
Speaker 1: I mean, but would the Beatles have made a lot?
Speaker 1: Or they've been dead too long? They've been dead too long.
Speaker 1: I mean they've they've been right but mcartney. But if
Speaker 1: John Lennon died in eighty eighty one, yeah that's for
Speaker 1: that's forty years, so they wouldn't even have been a
Speaker 1: band in the whole speaking of this, So the band
Speaker 1: is dead, but the band hasn't toured in this at all?
Speaker 1: In this Uh you two is at number two two
Speaker 1: point one billion. That just came to my head. No
Speaker 1: it didn't. You don't always say that, but you don't
Speaker 1: say it. I didn't know I just knew his names. No,
Speaker 1: you don't say it. They start stammering, don't know I
Speaker 1: had late seventies. Well we know when you're stammering. No
Speaker 1: telling that. Hey look, heyy YouTube just get into my
Speaker 1: head right before you said it. Okay, who's about to
Speaker 1: come to your head? Right? Rolling Stones? That's number one?
Speaker 1: Rolling You did that one, that one you knew when
Speaker 1: you knew I got the top two. Okay, No, there's
Speaker 1: no name so radio. So Rolling Stones made over two
Speaker 1: billion dollars. They're still touring. But see those shouls right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: like the YouTube and the Rolling Stones shows. A lot
Speaker 1: of production, Like the YouTube show is a lot of production,
Speaker 1: but a but a stadium too, yes, so a lot
Speaker 1: of tickets, yes, so it. But man, do you go
Speaker 1: out there like I've I've gone to YouTube shows and
Speaker 1: outside there are like fifty eighteen wheelers five years and
Speaker 1: I heard and they do too. But they have two crews. Boom,
Speaker 1: they go to the next stadium, two lunch blots. There
Speaker 1: are two stages and while one of them is playing,
Speaker 1: the other city setting up in the next one for
Speaker 1: the next day. And there's always one stage in front
Speaker 1: of the other garth was doing that for a while
Speaker 1: when the shows were close crazy one in two stages.
Speaker 1: I believe that is what I was told. So that's
Speaker 1: got to be expensive gross, but it's very expensive. But
Speaker 1: if it wasn't worth it, they wouldn't do a billion dollars.
Speaker 1: I'd do that, Yeah, could, I would everybody? I would
Speaker 1: do it. Um what else do I have here? Eddie's
Speaker 1: kids saw him on a billboard and started in an argument. Yes,
Speaker 1: because and I didn't even realize this, but I guess
Speaker 1: my my son that we've we adopted and a little
Speaker 1: over a year ago, he doesn't realize I guess what
Speaker 1: I'd do for a living. And so one of my
Speaker 1: boys spotted us me the raging idiots on a billboard.
Speaker 1: They're like, look, it's Dad, and I guess are you know?
Speaker 1: Seven year old He's like, why would Dad be on
Speaker 1: a billboard? Like, it's not Dad, There's no way that
Speaker 1: was Dad, because it was one of those you know,
Speaker 1: where he comes on and then it kind of the
Speaker 1: TV picture flips to another thing whatever, and so by
Speaker 1: the time he looked at at it wasn't there anymore.
Speaker 1: And he's like, there's no reason Dad would be on
Speaker 1: a billboard and they had to be like, oh, like
Speaker 1: this is what dad does. He does things on the
Speaker 1: radio and they have a band and stuff. And he's
Speaker 1: like really, yeah, you talked well yeah, but not really
Speaker 1: about that stuff. It is like I never told him
Speaker 1: I did for a living. Well. It's it's tricky because
Speaker 1: even if I say like, yeah, I want to ever
Speaker 1: hear it on the radio though, like you're on the
Speaker 1: way to school, but I guess it's been summer, you know,
Speaker 1: like they don't really listen to the mornings. But I
Speaker 1: didn't even know we're on a billboard. And he told
Speaker 1: me that. I was like, I didn't even care about
Speaker 1: the rest of like we're on a billboard. I didn't
Speaker 1: know that either. It's pretty cool, man, that pretty cool.
Speaker 1: My dad was never on a billboard. Didn't he though,
Speaker 1: like do something bad? No, not bad, But didn't he
Speaker 1: like buy billboard posts and um like light posts and stuff. No,
Speaker 1: my dad did. It was crazy. He would go to
Speaker 1: h like utility companies like power companies like say Nashville Power,
Speaker 1: Nashville Electric and whatever. Quick I meant they had light poles. Crazy, No, no,
Speaker 1: whatever they had that wasn't up to par like it
Speaker 1: wouldn't pass inspection. My dad would buy it for like dirt,
Speaker 1: dirt cheap and he would just like make it work
Speaker 1: and sell it all into Mexico. He made so much
Speaker 1: money doing this, Like somebody from Mexico, mean Mexican governments
Speaker 1: would come pick it all up, and then we would
Speaker 1: load I worked at the warehouse. We would load up
Speaker 1: the truck with government yeah, like counties, counties and stuff
Speaker 1: or whatever, and they would come, we load up the truck.
Speaker 1: He would sell a bunch of street lights. My dad
Speaker 1: powered probably eighty percent of Mexican streets and he made
Speaker 1: money about buying the crap and sell crap. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: would do that. That's for a lot of money. Crazy.
Speaker 1: How did he get I want to know how he
Speaker 1: got in contact with the Mexican government. Well, they lived
Speaker 1: on the border. Yeah, we lived right on the border. Okay,
Speaker 1: so you can just go knock on the door or no.
Speaker 1: So he knew people in the town across the river,
Speaker 1: started with them, and then people are like, hey, where'd
Speaker 1: you get your street lights from? Oh dude, you got
Speaker 1: from this guy right here in Texas. Boom yeah. Next
Speaker 1: were we would go to Mexico all the time because
Speaker 1: my dad was doing business down there. That's interesting, very interesting.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, dude. One time, this was funny. One time
Speaker 1: we loaded up a whole truck of street lights and
Speaker 1: the guys came to pick it up. They're like, hey, um,
Speaker 1: we're gonna go get something to eat or whatever, but
Speaker 1: we don't have any transportation. You like, you mind if
Speaker 1: we just like just take the truck right down the road.
Speaker 1: And we're like, yeah, I guess whatever, just come back.
Speaker 1: And so they took off and like with the load
Speaker 1: and everyth they never paid my dad, like straight up
Speaker 1: ripped off. They would do that and then truck in
Speaker 1: the truck and the truck and the truck everything. They
Speaker 1: just took it and never came back. Never did business
Speaker 1: with them again. And that was the way they they
Speaker 1: give money. Because my dad would do cash sometimes and
Speaker 1: they would be like one, two, three, four, and they
Speaker 1: would kind of just like to two bills, three bills
Speaker 1: in one, and so my dad would like count the
Speaker 1: money and be like, no, this is only five hundred,
Speaker 1: like you said it was a thousand, and they'd be like,
Speaker 1: oh my bad, I'm sorry, and the check the pockets.
Speaker 1: It was just scams after scams all the time, man,
Speaker 1: these governments were very incriminate your dad, all right, no cool,
Speaker 1: all right, right? This I posted something on Instagrams, a
Speaker 1: couple pictures of Bettie and I are performing last night.
Speaker 1: We're doing our thing at the Grand Old Opry. And
Speaker 1: it's crazy to me and you guys may notice this too,
Speaker 1: even on the show account. How quickly as soon as
Speaker 1: you post a picture? And Morgan, maybe you can tell
Speaker 1: me how as soon as I post a picture? People
Speaker 1: are there? Those little scam accounts so bad? We have
Speaker 1: three thousand dollars or somebody I'll help saying someone's life,
Speaker 1: I have herpes virus. But it's like immediately, Yes, there's
Speaker 1: like three different kinds. There's the investment ones. There's the
Speaker 1: ones that say send it to your like local Tennessee something.
Speaker 1: And then there's the sexual ones. Here's one. I'm paying
Speaker 1: five thousand bucks to the first ten people to hit
Speaker 1: me up now with blessing because it's a golden opportunity.
Speaker 1: Stay blessed, y'all. That's a scam. Don't do it. Don't
Speaker 1: But how do they do it so quickly? Because I
Speaker 1: put it up and it's instantly up. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I haven't been able to figure it out, and I've
Speaker 1: been trying to find ways to get them permanently removed.
Speaker 1: So I'm working on that. If I find the cure,
Speaker 1: I'll give it to you if I can figure it out.
Speaker 1: I don't take mine off immediately, and here's why. Because
Speaker 1: you put something up, Instagram will push along the things
Speaker 1: that are doing well, and I use as comments until
Speaker 1: my builds up and then I take them off. But
Speaker 1: I don't think they're working in our favor. Why from
Speaker 1: what I've understood with Instagram, because they'll recognize it as
Speaker 1: spam and not a true comment. Yeah, but how we
Speaker 1: know they're not true? Now I start believing him they're good. Um, okay,
Speaker 1: there's that. I'm not sure though. That's just all what
Speaker 1: I've been trying to figure out lately. I have. There
Speaker 1: was a guy back in the nineties and two thousands.
Speaker 1: He was on ESPN as one of the main anchors.
Speaker 1: He then went over to Comedy Central and did the
Speaker 1: Daily Show before John Stewart did it, and then he
Speaker 1: had his own late night talked show on CBS and
Speaker 1: name was Craig Kilbourne. And I was a big fan
Speaker 1: of Craig Kilbourne. Because I watched him in all the
Speaker 1: spots and so I don't know, I start to following
Speaker 1: me on Instagram. I think I Craig Kilborne follows you
Speaker 1: on Instagram. Yeah, so hear me out here, but that's
Speaker 1: pretty cool. Just hear me out though before you think
Speaker 1: it's cool, because it is cool. But so he's mister
Speaker 1: Craig Kilburn on Instagram and he was posting some stuff
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, yeah, freaking Craig Kilburn. I
Speaker 1: loved him. He was on social media. Followed him and
Speaker 1: I'd write a comment like hey, that's funny or love
Speaker 1: blah blah blah whatever. Rarely comment anything, but I put
Speaker 1: a couple up there. He started following me, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: holy crap, Craig Gobren's following me, Like this big deal
Speaker 1: to me, Like one of the guys when I was younger,
Speaker 1: dialed in all three places. And so every once in
Speaker 1: a while, because I didn't want to come off as
Speaker 1: creepy or a massive fan, I just replied to a
Speaker 1: story be like hey ma, and then yeah, and so
Speaker 1: I go to his DMS and so I'm gonna I'm
Speaker 1: getting get into a place here. I'm gonna go and
Speaker 1: pull up. I'm not gonna say anything he ever said
Speaker 1: to me because but he never said anything weird or bad.
Speaker 1: But I saw where he started a new podcast and
Speaker 1: I said, that's awesome. I'll have to go podcast at
Speaker 1: need more Kilby you said that, well that's his nickname Kilby. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and he goes, thanks man, I have to have be
Speaker 1: honest a guest sometime. Congrats on all your success, Bobby,
Speaker 1: I said, wow, Greg Gilbourne's talking to me. Yeah, where
Speaker 1: is this going? So every once while I put a
Speaker 1: little comment up there, and every once in a while,
Speaker 1: hole like I can see like liked up one of
Speaker 1: my pictures on Instagram and I'm like, wow, is Greg
Speaker 1: Gilbourne grazy? He changed a couple of comments. Well, so
Speaker 1: he's out doing press now for his podcast because he
Speaker 1: just launched out like three episodes out. I believe it's
Speaker 1: really good if you're into sports. And he's like Kilbourne.
Speaker 1: He's had Ryan Roussillo, he said, Michelle Beadle, and he
Speaker 1: just had Ian um Um I an Eagle. I think
Speaker 1: so it was an Eagle who's also the voice of
Speaker 1: the Nets. And so I said I send a message.
Speaker 1: I was like, hey man, and he also was on
Speaker 1: a podcast that I listened to all the time, pardon
Speaker 1: my take, doing press for it, and I said, hey, man,
Speaker 1: really great appearance. I'm pardon my take. Podcast has been great.
Speaker 1: I've listened to the Ryan episode, the Yoll episode, the end. Hey,
Speaker 1: wonderful work. So I think I might have cross that
Speaker 1: line where I was like, listen everything you've ever done?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah it. I was gonna start saying that a
Speaker 1: little too much. Well, I think so like, I think
Speaker 1: I've overplayed my hand a little bit. That's okay. And
Speaker 1: he said, thanks brother, and he sent me a boom
Speaker 1: pop you know, fist pop, and so like, I'd like
Speaker 1: to be friends with Craig Kilbourne, but can you truly
Speaker 1: be friends with somebody? That's ex awesome good question, And
Speaker 1: I might have crossed the line by going, you have
Speaker 1: these seven things you've done, that's twenty four hours. Listen
Speaker 1: every bit of it, every bit of all. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: can't get enough. I think the fact that lunch box
Speaker 1: is in that's okay, man, like, is not a good sign. No.
Speaker 1: Next day, you gotta do you want to be friends?
Speaker 1: I've done this with bananas. Bananas, dude, you don't talk
Speaker 1: to me. I know. That's why I'm saying you had
Speaker 1: a chance, but you blew it because you went too hard,
Speaker 1: too fast, And like I'm trying to slow play my
Speaker 1: relationship with Craig Kilbourne. I mean, too hard, too fast.
Speaker 1: Bananas has been around for years, and I find that
Speaker 1: you getting in with him. Oh I did when when
Speaker 1: I got in, I got I went hard and then
Speaker 1: I met him and it was just like, wow, he
Speaker 1: opened a tiny window for you, and you freaking said
Speaker 1: I owned this house. Now. I squatted in the house.
Speaker 1: I squatted on him at that bar I saw him
Speaker 1: at too, like I mean, I went up to him.
Speaker 1: I probably sat there for twenty minutes just messaging him,
Speaker 1: and I messed him the next day. So I don't
Speaker 1: want to do that in the day. You might have
Speaker 1: already know. I think you're okay, orderline on your borderline,
Speaker 1: but just bring it back, bring it back a little bit.
Speaker 1: And I just replied, like, hey, man, I don't listen
Speaker 1: to everything you do. All right, here, man, I'm cool.
Speaker 1: I promise. Here's a picture of me being cool here. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: there's me listening to something you're not on. You know
Speaker 1: what I mean. That's funny. I bet one day here's
Speaker 1: a list of all things I've listened to that you're
Speaker 1: not on twenty four hours. That's funny, Um, but that's
Speaker 1: pretty cool. But I think I hit that line where
Speaker 1: I was the kind of cringing at myself, going you
Speaker 1: went too far by going, you're really good on this
Speaker 1: and this and this and this. So that's happening now, Um,
Speaker 1: you got a few I wrote down O c D,
Speaker 1: which I wonder why I wrote that down. I have
Speaker 1: some minor OCD tendencies, and I think I've controlled them
Speaker 1: pretty well. But I walk in the building here and
Speaker 1: I say hi to everybody walking. I say, I see
Speaker 1: the group of the glass room, the executives, good morning
Speaker 1: ladies or whatever. I say what I say, morning ladies.
Speaker 1: I walk in, they're all sitting in the room. Mike
Speaker 1: D's you know, doing his thing, and walk in the room.
Speaker 1: But I have this superstition of if anybody says anything
Speaker 1: to me as I walk from that door to my chair,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be a terrible show. And so that's my superstition.
Speaker 1: So nobody says something to me. Sometimes they do, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, Everybody's like no, But I until I sit down,
Speaker 1: nobody says thing to me, and then I sit down,
Speaker 1: I'm like, what's up everybody? Good superstition. If I leave
Speaker 1: my house and if I don't scratch my dog's heads
Speaker 1: in the exact order, I have to go back inside
Speaker 1: the house. If I'm back in the car out and
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, I didn't scratch Danley the Kneller's head
Speaker 1: until I have to go back in the house and
Speaker 1: do it. And so happened this morning and I did
Speaker 1: not go back in the house. So the question is
Speaker 1: that was a show today really good? Oh? I don't know.
Speaker 1: And that's not minor OCD. That's major major. It doesn't
Speaker 1: have it. It doesn't dominate my life. But I have
Speaker 1: heard stories of folks, Oh sure that they can't leave
Speaker 1: their house. They got numbers they do, they can't touch cracks.
Speaker 1: I have a thing at the end of the night
Speaker 1: that I have that's a bit OCD ish. Have to know.
Speaker 1: Everybody checks all their doors in their cabinets. I get
Speaker 1: at checked one of the exact order, and if I
Speaker 1: go out of order at all, I got to go
Speaker 1: back and do it again, and I have to see
Speaker 1: it in order. Sometimes I'll finish an order and I'm like,
Speaker 1: did I do that in order? I don't remember part
Speaker 1: of it, so I have to go do it again.
Speaker 1: You're a sharpie thing. Oh I forget about that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't think you're always. And then you're like, I
Speaker 1: gotta I gotta cross the soft right now? Can we
Speaker 1: go ahead and do this? Because I do that? Dude?
Speaker 1: What would you do if one of them was not cross? Stop? All?
Speaker 1: You did it? He he gets us to do it.
Speaker 1: I know he do it. He finds a marker somewhere.
Speaker 1: I do that every day, and it's such a part
Speaker 1: of my life. I don't even think about it. It
Speaker 1: doesn't have it's not dominating my life, and that it
Speaker 1: doesn't maybe it will. It does, Yeah, it does well.
Speaker 1: But I mean you also have a staple rule anymore? Why? Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's there's no I don't staple stuff together anymore. What happened? Nothing,
Speaker 1: I don't I don't need staples. I start to freak
Speaker 1: out an itch. Okay, well, I forgot about When Eddie
Speaker 1: said that, I was like, this is very OCD. Everything
Speaker 1: has to be blocked out or it is not done.
Speaker 1: And if it's not blocked out, I got to do
Speaker 1: it immediately. Or declare we're not doing that is wild.
Speaker 1: There was a guy that I used to we used
Speaker 1: to work with and when we'd go to lunch, he
Speaker 1: would go to the bathroom and we purposely mess up
Speaker 1: his like where his glass was and his plates and
Speaker 1: his forks and everything, and we'd be like, watch this,
Speaker 1: and he would come back and he'd all be like,
Speaker 1: that's not right, and he'd move everything back the way
Speaker 1: it was. But but but then once or twice we
Speaker 1: get it. But after the third time, he's like, all right,
Speaker 1: I know you guys are doing this too. It was funny.
Speaker 1: It was hilarious only three times though. Yeah, after the
Speaker 1: third he's that's funny, that's funny. Yeah, I forgot about
Speaker 1: the mark. I mean, that's one page of that fully marked.
Speaker 1: This is the second page of the day, and this
Speaker 1: is the third page of the day. Yeah, oh boy,
Speaker 1: it's minor. We got to more sharpies only because of
Speaker 1: me mark and stuff out like have to be completely
Speaker 1: blacked out. Okay, so there's that. I want to tell
Speaker 1: another story. My wife and I went this last weekend.
Speaker 1: It's at embarrassing story about me. We went this last
Speaker 1: weekend to like a small thing to get massages. She
Speaker 1: likes to cassages, so try to take her. Um, I
Speaker 1: don't mind him myself. I don't love as much as her,
Speaker 1: but I don't mind him myself. And so we go
Speaker 1: and we get one. And I'm not the classiest of gentlemen,
Speaker 1: but I try, and I got the robe on, and
Speaker 1: we're in the little room at the hotel that's you
Speaker 1: called the relaxation room. And they go up and they
Speaker 1: got little they got little nuts, they got little um,
Speaker 1: little oranges, little pieces of orange, and they got little tongs.
Speaker 1: And you take the pieces of orange and the tongs,
Speaker 1: and they had they had a little leathers, square, little
Speaker 1: leather plates. You put it on there. And so I
Speaker 1: take the plate and I put the thing on there,
Speaker 1: and I take it when and sat down and eat,
Speaker 1: and she was looking at me and she's I could
Speaker 1: tell something was off and thinking thing about it kept
Speaker 1: being the oranges, kept being the little nuts. And then
Speaker 1: I went back and filmed the plate again, same plate
Speaker 1: like an orange nuts, Sit down, sit downeath the orange
Speaker 1: of the nuts. Again she's looking at me and she goes, hey,
Speaker 1: what what you got? What you got there? Still eating
Speaker 1: orange from orange from nuts and She's like, Yeah, what's
Speaker 1: that plate? I said, I don't know. It's a little
Speaker 1: leather Plate's fancy. How she goes, that's a coaster. Dude,
Speaker 1: us using a coaster as a plate for a long time. Um,
Speaker 1: so I didn't. I don't use coasters, and I just
Speaker 1: thought it was a fancy plate. A poster doesn't even
Speaker 1: exist in my thought process of that being something. And
Speaker 1: so that is my classy story from the SPA SPA.
Speaker 1: I don't call it. I was gonna say a massage house. Okay,
Speaker 1: different yeahs like massage house. I feel like that's code
Speaker 1: for something. Really, I would have just thought assage house. Um, Raymond,
Speaker 1: I think you have an excellent We're gonna wrap this
Speaker 1: because we've gone over, but I think you have a
Speaker 1: good idea for a bit that I do want to
Speaker 1: do on the show. Ray wants us to bet, and
Speaker 1: we're going to probably we'll do it on Draft Kings
Speaker 1: or whatever, and I'm gonna I'm gonna kind of pivot
Speaker 1: this a little bit. But he thinks we should all
Speaker 1: go in together on like a team. Yeah, and then
Speaker 1: we followed that team the whole year and if it wins,
Speaker 1: we win, because odds are you can get a team
Speaker 1: for good odds before the season because you don't even
Speaker 1: know what's happened yet. Yeah, so let me pull up
Speaker 1: the affair. So Ray's bit was college football, we only
Speaker 1: do we should only do one. Yeah, let's do NFL,
Speaker 1: because I was just saying, if you parlay it, that's
Speaker 1: when we can win the real money. But I don't
Speaker 1: want to. I don't want to parlay it though, because
Speaker 1: because that's just confused. I would like to. We can
Speaker 1: do off air, but with our listeners, we just should
Speaker 1: root for one team exactly. And this is what I
Speaker 1: think that we should do. Let me try to find
Speaker 1: that odds here. What we do is one, two, three,
Speaker 1: four or five, six, seven eight, they're nine of us.
Speaker 1: What do you want a hundred? No, oh, that'll be awesome.
Speaker 1: Let's go. We could figure out the number. Let's say
Speaker 1: it was twenty five bucks, right, everybody everybody has twenty
Speaker 1: five bucks. Let's just say we together brought in two fifty.
Speaker 1: Everybody suggests the team that be our team. We draw
Speaker 1: the team out NFL or college NFL. We draw the
Speaker 1: team out. All our twenty fives go onto that team.
Speaker 1: We bet it. That's the team. We follow all season,
Speaker 1: and if we win, they won it all the end.
Speaker 1: Good luck. But Amy could come in and she could go,
Speaker 1: you know what, And I don't want you to look
Speaker 1: at any odds or any any betting. You guys, I
Speaker 1: don't even know how to look. Already know them exactly,
Speaker 1: baby all like the Carolina Panthers. Well, let's say we
Speaker 1: picked the Panthers and we put two hundred fifty bucks
Speaker 1: on it and they won the Super Bowl. That'd pay
Speaker 1: out thirty two thousand dollars. Let's go. Okay, but now
Speaker 1: the Panthers aren't really a team that is expected to win.
Speaker 1: But but the number one team is Buffalo. As far
Speaker 1: as the betting goes, if you bet two hundred fifty
Speaker 1: bucks on't you win seventeen hundred dollars? So even the
Speaker 1: best team pays out pretty good. Is this something that
Speaker 1: you guys would like to do? Yes, I'm always down.
Speaker 1: I mean, who wants it for twenty five bucks? Or
Speaker 1: do we want to do less or more less? Well,
Speaker 1: I'm in for whatever you guys want to do. I
Speaker 1: mean we could be putting the stores a lottery, probably
Speaker 1: a better investment. But okay, everybody good for Who's who's
Speaker 1: good for twenty five? Say I? Who's not good for?
Speaker 1: Who doesn't want to do it? Say I, okay, who
Speaker 1: wants to who's I can do it on my account?
Speaker 1: That's fine. What we'll do is we'll come in the
Speaker 1: air tomorrow the next day whatever, we'll draw it. You
Speaker 1: all been mo me the money, I'll put it on. Oh,
Speaker 1: so it's is it? Okay, we're gonna draw one team,
Speaker 1: one team. We're gonna all suggest the team, and then
Speaker 1: we're gonna draw one draw and that's our team all
Speaker 1: year to win the super Bowl, win the super Bowl.
Speaker 1: We gotta bet on win the super Bowl? All right? Good?
Speaker 1: Are good on that bit? Right, it's a good bit.
Speaker 1: What's the total money? Uh? People can't do the man,
Speaker 1: it's only gonna be if it's not two seventy five
Speaker 1: twenty five, because does Kevin want to do it? Gosh, guys,
Speaker 1: I thought we were doing fifty. I'm we can do fifty. Oh,
Speaker 1: let's do fifty. I'm in we do fifty, and we
Speaker 1: do a little bit of a long shot. You're looking
Speaker 1: at a hall of about fifteen thousand dollars. Well, we
Speaker 1: don't have to do a long shot. Person. I'm not
Speaker 1: saying a long shot. I'm saying a nice little sweet
Speaker 1: spot in the middle. You can pick a favorite, you
Speaker 1: can pick up okay, yes, don't say me any money yet.
Speaker 1: We're gonna do it all at once, and we'll bet
Speaker 1: it and then we'll follow them. Oh my gosh, I
Speaker 1: can't wait. You can put in any team. No, no, what,
Speaker 1: no convincing people. This is what Eddie's gonna do. He's
Speaker 1: gonna tell you what team he wants. You know, I'm not.
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm just doing some don't just do some research.
Speaker 1: Don't be no, just follow your heart. There's an obvious
Speaker 1: one we should pick. No Tom Brady, see, but you
Speaker 1: know what, that's great. I don't think the Bucks are bad.
Speaker 1: Bit they're like the second favorite. Yeah, so this is
Speaker 1: gonna hurt. This is gonna hurt if i commit money
Speaker 1: and then you guys pick a team that I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna want at all. We're not gonna go to draw
Speaker 1: a team. So we go all in and like that's
Speaker 1: who we each here for. Oh, it's gonna be awesome. Hats, yes,
Speaker 1: and you're gonna watch every Sunday. We're not gonna I'm
Speaker 1: not buying a hat You're crazy. By a jersey, all right,
Speaker 1: we gotta go. It just went along, but it's good.
Speaker 1: Thank you guys. We will see you tomorrow. By everybody,