WEBVTT - Confiscating your Beach House

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone.

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<v Speaker 2>Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap. Scary, it's your

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<v Speaker 2>phone tap, tell me all about it.

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<v Speaker 3>So Joe wants to play a phone tap on her

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<v Speaker 3>summer housemate Nikki. They rented a beach house through a

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<v Speaker 3>realtor under Nicky's name and have gotten several noise complaints

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<v Speaker 3>and tickets from the town for drinking in the street.

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<v Speaker 3>So I'm gonna pretend to be the actual owner of

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<v Speaker 3>the house. Uh in a bit, and I'm gonna mess

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<v Speaker 3>with Nicky. But first Joe starts to call. All right,

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<v Speaker 3>let's listen to Scary's phone tap.

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<v Speaker 2>Here we go.

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<v Speaker 4>Hello, Hey, suck Hi. So I've been getting these calls

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<v Speaker 4>from Alan. Do you know Alan?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 4>Was that the owner of the house?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>What is it he is?

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<v Speaker 4>He's saying that like we're throwing too many parties and

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<v Speaker 4>we're like too loud, and of course the.

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<v Speaker 1>Story parties at the beach house.

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<v Speaker 4>He's saying, we're gonna get kicked out and stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you kidding me? What the hell is he saying?

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<v Speaker 4>Remember the guy you brought over who was like peeing

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<v Speaker 4>off the balcony, Like.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't control the people that are going to be there.

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<v Speaker 1>That is what happens on the shore. That's stupid.

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<v Speaker 4>Already got three tickets from the rent a cops.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, so like, look, I'm not even real cops. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>scam by the city streak and maake back the money.

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<v Speaker 1>We're not going to get in trouble. Okay, we're just

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<v Speaker 1>paying the town a few dollars.

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<v Speaker 4>Fine, Well, listen, it's not just the rented cops too.

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<v Speaker 4>The neighbors have been complaining about us. Waterbidge's just spilling

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<v Speaker 4>up because nobody's cleaned.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Well, I don't give a shit about the neighbors

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<v Speaker 1>because they knew what they were getting into when they

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<v Speaker 1>bought the houses around us. It's a beach town and

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<v Speaker 1>there would not be a town if we didn't sprint

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<v Speaker 1>there in the summer.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, Nikki, he's calling me again, like again

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<v Speaker 4>for it. No, hang on, just I'm gonna put him

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<v Speaker 4>throw on the mine because I just wanted to calling me.

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<v Speaker 1>Hang on, hang on you, I'm gonna kill you.

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<v Speaker 4>Hello, Hello, hey Ellen, I have Nikki on the phone. Also,

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<v Speaker 4>she's the one that's on there.

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<v Speaker 2>That's you. Yeah, Hi, Hi, how are you. I'm the

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<v Speaker 2>owner of the house.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Hi, Yeah, Hi, how are you? I'm fine. I

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<v Speaker 1>mean like I'm kind of like, why are you calling

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<v Speaker 1>my way?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, fun, like what's going on? Like what kind

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<v Speaker 2>of brothel are you running over there?

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<v Speaker 1>Brothel?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm hearing things from the neighbors on either side of

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<v Speaker 3>me that you would have fifteen twenty people in the

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<v Speaker 3>house at a time.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we're having parties for the beach house. And it's

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<v Speaker 1>the summer.

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<v Speaker 3>First of all, you're playing beer pong and flip cop Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>and it's kind of over the property lines. The second

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<v Speaker 3>you step foot on a sidewalk, you're putting yourselves in jeopardy,

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<v Speaker 3>and you're putting my property in jeopardy.

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<v Speaker 1>You would even afford this house if we were bracing

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<v Speaker 1>it from you this summer. Okay, I know you only

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<v Speaker 1>have this house. You can like have like affairs on

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<v Speaker 1>your wife or something. So I will feel like talking

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<v Speaker 1>to me about what goes on in this house because

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<v Speaker 1>I know what you do, okay, And.

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<v Speaker 2>I know what you do too.

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<v Speaker 3>And somebody threw a bottle of fireball down the sidewalk

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<v Speaker 3>last weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>Who was that? I don't know who took over my barbecue?

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<v Speaker 4>How do you even know about that.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, that's it. You're done. You're out. You're all of

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<v Speaker 2>you are out. Don't come back.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't do that. I will get a lawyer.

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<v Speaker 2>There is no lawyer. It's my house. I own it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you signed a contract giving it over to me

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<v Speaker 1>for the summer. Is that crap I did?

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<v Speaker 3>But contracts are made to be broken, just like bottles

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<v Speaker 3>of fireball on the sidewalk. Oh yeah, okay, I'll tell

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<v Speaker 3>you what's bulls The fact that you decided to section

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<v Speaker 3>off the three bedrooms and make it seven bedrooms.

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<v Speaker 1>We took down those walls, so that's not even an

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<v Speaker 1>issue anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, guess what.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm standing in the house right now, and the walls

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<v Speaker 3>are still up right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, No, I'm walking through the.

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<v Speaker 2>Living room right now. I'm gonna see what's over here.

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<v Speaker 1>Right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh marijuana.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh you guys like to smoke the wacky tobacci huh.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me take some pictures here exhibit A.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna call them right now and tell them next

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<v Speaker 1>door you're gonna get trouble.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, okay, hold on a second, which bedroom is yours?

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<v Speaker 2>Let me find out here.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna tell you.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's a draw of condoms. I'm building a case. I

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<v Speaker 2>hope you just enjoyed being phone tapped, Nicky, does it scary?

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<v Speaker 2>Jones from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm so sorry, but that was hilarious the Elvis Duran

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<v Speaker 4>phone tap.

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<v Speaker 2>This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by

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<v Speaker 2>all of participates.

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